RWBY/RT Trash General #145: Initiate Phase One Edition
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So why is Pyrrha such a fuck up?
Claiming in the name of Yang.
>>3795092
yang is for suffering
>>3795086
She was born that way.
>>3795112
Yang is for raping.
>>3795086
Female nice guy. Kind of stupid.
I hope Jaune ends up with some shadowgirl just to keep her from actually somehow winning.
>>3795086
she was a beta cuck (female)
>>3795023
Ah a Cinder I don't have, thanks
>>3795112
>>3795141
Yang is for dancing with and having a good time
>>3795151
>he ends up with shadow!Cinder
>>3795096
At this point I feel like you're just false-flagging in hope of getting people to post more Neo
LAST TIME, ON BY GENERAL.
>Blake is nice and cute and awesome and totally not shit guys I swear and Yang and Blake are going to make up right away and be BFF's again and maybe lovers.
>"No she's not not. She's garbage and doesn't deserve Yang."
>"Yeah, Blake a shit and fucked off Yang despite Yang always being there for her."
>NO. NO. BLAKE DID WHAT SHE HAD TO YOU ASSHOLES. SHE'S BEST GIRL AND CUTE AND SHE'S PERFECT AND BEST GIRL.
>"You said best girl twice. And she's still shit."
>NO SHE'S NOT SHE DID WHAT SHE NEEDED TO DO TO PROTECT HER FRIENDS FROM ADAM AND THE WHITE FANG SHE'S A TRUE HUMAN BEAN!
>"Fuck off faggot. She's shit."
>REEEEE
>"Stop REEing faggot. Give one reason why Blake and Yang will
>Because...Because M&K are bad writers!
>"Give a better reason."
>B-Because Sasuke from Naruto did the same-
>"Oh Christ. The Blakefag is a Narutard."
>I GREW UP WITH IT OKAY AND BESIDES RWBY IS BAD TOO YOU CAN'T COMPLAIN ABOUT OTHER PEOPLES TASTE
>"Most people here don't even think RWBY is good."
>THEN WHY ARE YOU HERE HUH HUH HUH ANSWER THAT ONE NICE DEFENSE FORCE MEME
>"Because waifus. And I've lost control of my life."
>FUCK YOOOOOUUU
>"I don't know who IS memeing who anymore."
>Okay guys guys guys. Let's stop all this Yang vs Blake debate and have a Yang vs Blake debate instead.
>Who's a better cuddler, Yang or Blake?
>"Yang, obviously."
>"Blake is comfy and cute."
>"And least Yang will still bere in the the morning."
>"BUT BLAKE PURRS AND PREVENTS HEART ATTACKS!"
>"She's still a cunt though."
>"Fuck off Yangfag. You're just a butthurt Pyrrhafag"
>"Blake and Pyrrha are both complete shit."
>"WHATEVER YOU SAY PYRRHAFAG HAHA I TOTALLY WON THIS ARGUMENT AGAINST THIS OBVIOUS PYRRHAFAG IN A CONVERSATION THAT DIDN'T EVEN MENTION OR IMPLY PYRRHA UNTIL I DID SO I MENTIONED THAT DEAD GIRL THAT DID SOMETHING DUMB ERGO I WIN BY DEFAULT!"
>"Jesus Christ, save us from this loser."
>I've been gone for a few weeks. Is the shitposting over?
>Nigga, where do you think you are?
>>3795151
>I hope Jaune ends up with some shadowgirl just to keep her from actually somehow winning.
That would be the best thing ever.
>>3795197
>No RusselXPyrrha
It's shit
>>3795151
>to keep her from actually somehow winning.
I think Cinder already accomplished that
>>3795151
I hope it happens eventually since it would give me a great excuse to finally do a fic idea I have.
>>3795228
>it's a shadow!Pyrrha
>"yeah she always kinda reminded me of you Pyrrha, just more forward ya know? I guess that's why we get along great!"
>>3795228
Nah Grimm Pyrrha gon' get dat Arc Booty
It seems that there's another Catdick fic...gentlemen...prepare yourselves
>soon to be prego Weiss even against her will
>Homophobic Yang, Sun, and Ironwood
>aunt Glynda
https://m.fanfiction.net/s/12003439/1/In-Search-For-A-Potential-Mate
Fuck me
>>3795294
Why would Pyrrha coming back to life change her inability to get any, if anything there'd just be MORE issues in the way now.
>>3795240
I finished this last thread before any of that happened and said as much. I even spent a little extra time on this making sure the grammar was abhorrent.
I'd have done more, but I have a very strict rule of one recap post in any given thread.
>>3795240
We need RusselxPyrrha
>>3795096
>This salt because an artist like a different girl more than your waifu
Yangfags sure have fallen, huh?
>>3795240
You're right, RusselxPyrrha is shit.
>>3795335
Eh, realization the fleeting nature of life would probably make her moar hungry for it is all.
>>3795303
Shilling your own fic is okay, but pretending that you are not just makes you look stupid.
>>3795390
So likeshe's gonna bang every dude she comes across?
>>3795303
>cat dick
>Blake and Weiss
fucking gross, I used to jerk off to it out of desperation but it's lost all arousal for me
>>3795408
If Jaune was dead or rejected her advances? A possibility. At the very minimum she'd be more vocal and/or aggressive with her emotions and more willing to speak up and take charge if she felt things weren't going right.
>>3795408
>Recent reports of men being mugged along the countryside of Vale have sprung up
>No valuables were taken, but the men seemed to drained of their aura, as they seem to be unconscious from some sort of attack
>All of the victims are young toned men whom are barely out of high school
Grimmcubus Pyrrha raping the countryside when?
>>3795470
>At the very minimum she'd be more vocal and/or aggressive with her emotions and more willing to speak up and take charge if she felt things weren't going right.
The one time she did that, she got killed.
>>3795408
>Pyrrha gets addicted to sensation after having experienced death
>She wasted time pining after some guy in her first life and got nothing but suffering out of it
>She won't make the same mistake again
>Takes any man she can get, it doesn't matter if they don't want it; their fear only makes her stronger
>Spirals down into a hedonistic lifestyle of self-serving ecstasy
>This is living, and she's never gonna let go of it again
>>3795494
>Pyrrha comes back and is even more of a pussy
Oh no.
>>3795197
>No niggerposting
7/10
Hello, does PRMCanon lurk here?
>>3795494
True, but that decision was heavily influenced due to Ozpin's machinations. She felt she had no other option but to do it. Similarly how she felt she had to be the invincible warrior and make all those endorsements for pumpkin petes even though she didn't like the cereal. (I kinda wish we found why she put up with all of that pressure in the first place. I can understand personal drive, but she didn't seem like she enjoyed it one bit)
>>3795585
>due to Ozpin's machinations
He literally told her to bug the fuck out and get help.
Pyrrha on her own decided to go back.
She was such a fuck up the only time she ever showed any assertiveness she chose the option that killed her.
>>3795585
Ozpin told her to fuck off because she was a scrub.
>>3795611
Right, but she did it in the context that she thought she was the only one that could do it.
She was supposed to be the surrogate candidate for Amber's soul.
She was supposed to become the fall maiden.
She was so wrapped up in the concept of destiny, she wasn't able to pull herself back a bit and wonder if this is something she wanted to do for herself or "for the greater good".
Neon should be impregnated.
>>3795646
So because she was an idiot.
>>3795646
Which doesn't make her any less of a retard.
If she comes back and she wants to be more assertive that will be just the height of self inflated ignorance.
>>3795647
By whom?
>>3795647
Space pirate sara was a good hentai
>>3795687
>By whom?
Everyone.
What if you found out if your Waifu made politically incorrect parodies of songs?
I hope Pyrrha comes back only for Jaune to yell at her how she should have listened to him for once and she wouldn't have had to die and she shouldn't be so selfish thinking she alone could have stopped Cinder when even Ozpin couldn't.
That would be nice.
>>3795710
A human/Grimm hybrid.
>>3795707
Do we have any draw fags avaliable?
>>3795683
>Pyrrha comes back
>"I totally could have taken her, but I broke a nail. It won't happen next time.
>>3795753
>>3795791
Should be male.
>>3795683
>If she comes back and she wants to be more assertive that will be just the height of self inflated ignorance.
More assertive socially.
Less assertive and more cautious in matters of combat.
That would be the most likely outcome.
>>3795787
>I wasn't conservative with my energy. She didn't beat me I beat myself.
>>3795687
A flamethrower.
>>3795837
Those two things are incredibly intertwined.
And she should actually take the hit heavier on the social side of it considering the circumstances.
>>3795473
>>3795537
>Legends start to crop up about a powerful Grimm that has seemingly come out of nowhere
>At first it doesn't seem like much, the whole world's going to shit, people can't worry about every single story
>As time goes on, the stories don't go away and grow more clear and terrifying
>This Grimm is different; smarter, cunning, using weapons and traps. It thinks like a Hunter, and fights like one too
>It almost seems like it was made to fight other Hunters, the teams who show up and try to deal with it report their weapons and armor turning on them, being twisted against them
>Of course, the reports only come from those who escape it. Even if they survive, the Grimm has a tendency to keep Hunters as trophies, or perhaps toys. It's probably no coincidence that most of the Hunters who make it back tend to be the Huntresses
>The legends spread
>The fear grows
>Pyrrha feeds
>>3795753
I can dig it. Greentext when?
>>3795820
She'll just grow a dick, same thing
>>3795865
>Those two things are incredibly intertwined.
>And she should actually take the hit heavier on the social side of it considering the circumstances.
Take a hit on the social side how?
There's barely a social side to her that you can hit.
Literally the only thing you can do to kill her socially is have Jaune be mad at her.
>>3795866
>Eventually Jaune takes up the mission to fight this Grimm
>>3795842
>I had a bad training camp leading up the fight
>What training camp.
>The one I had and you didn't notice?
>>3795919
>Take a hit on the social side how?
Less socially assertive and capable.
>>3795932
>Pyrrha holds a press conference to explain why she lost.
>>3795866
>>3795929
>RNJR passing though the area on the way to whatever the plot is
>They hear the stories and figure they should do something about it while they're here
>Get their butts kicked because Pyrrha stonk and they couldn't even fight properly when they realized what she was
>Pyrrha doesn't even recognize Jaune, but he'll still serve as a toy
>At least until she grow's bored of him like the others
>>3795949
>Less socially assertive and capable.
Except she was already the bottom of the barrel in terms of that.
She can't become less socially assertive and capable unless you do something drastic like make her a mute, and we already have one of those and don't need another. She has nowhere to go but up.
>>3795787
Is thing anything like how Barbara said Yang thinks she was close to beating Neo back on the train?
>>3796006
>She has nowhere to go but up.
And has done nothing to cause her to go up.
Considering how badly she got fucked her being a traumatized would be nice.
>>3795980
>she calls Cinder out on live tv for a rematch
>Cinder's pride wouldn't allow her to say no
And that's how RNJR track her down.
Arc family.
>>3795190
Right?
>>3796099
>And that's how RNJR track her down.
>Implying Pyrrha doesn't go on her own not telling anyone.
>all this pyrrha talking
>>3796274
>Implying it's Pyrrha
>>3796308
that's some ff7 shit
>>3796308
It's a shame this didn't happen. Would have been 10/10 and made Pyrrha a good character.
>>3795647
>>3796419
That just reminds me of a similar scene where the sperm pressure is enough to send the girl flying.
It was hilarious.
>>3796274
Turboslut Grimm Pyrrha is okay though, because she has nothing in common with Pyrrha and thus isn't shit
>>3796419
I wish we could do something similar with neon.
>>3796459
Lactation too.
>>3796512
Lactation you say?
>>3796538
Fuck off arkos fag
>>3796459
Hah, I remember that, never thought I'd be laughing and jerking off at the same time
>>3796512
I want to nibble her nipple
Can we expect a MDB RWBY edition
>>3796538
What the fuck is wrong with Arkosfags?
>>3796274
>>all this pyrrha talking
Most popular Non-Rwby in the franchise ya dingus.
And no, I don't know why and can't explain why, but she fucking is.
The conversation about her calmed down significantly for a while, but then dumbass Miles and fuckstick Kerry had to put her in Chibi and reignite a fire that was starting to die.
And now it'll never stop, because they'll just keep reminding everyone that Pyrrha is a character. They won't let you forget her.
What are you looking forward to?
What are you gonna be watching/listening for?
>>3796667
I'm looking forward to security anon freaking out over his crush in the RT crew
>>3796512
Anyone have that screencap of Pyrhha being tricked into getting hooked up into an Atlas breast milker thing
>>3796667
>What are you looking forward to?
> What are you gonna be watching/listening for?
The inevitable "Shane's Letter" question which will either be answered aburptly before moving on to the next question, or someone on the panel is going to make a joke out of it resulting in the audience going completely silent like they did when...I think Jeff...Made a dead Pyrrha joke.
>>3796667
The RWBY panel, naturally. Someone is going to ask about the letter.
I'm also interested in what the LGBT panel is actually going to contain.
>See, if you have two chicks kissing that's totally fucking hot, innit?
>>3796783
t-those are a thing?
>>3796667
I don't even know what I'd ask Kara and Elizabeth Maxwell to sign
I hate that Jaune is to go to "Ship with all the females" for hetero ships just because the rest of the men are either too old to be fucking 17 year old girls, flat out villains, losers like Neptune, or flat out non-characters like Sun.
>>3796826
Sun pisses me off the least out of the males, so I wish he'd be used more.
>>3796826
I hate almost all the male characters that aren't adults or villains.
>>3796822
A contract saying that they support lesbian incest.
>>3796803
>The RWBY panel, naturally. Someone is going to ask about the letter.
>I'm also interested in what the LGBT panel is actually going to contain.
>>3796783
>V4 trailer or opening animation.
Same. Also The Grimm Eclipse panel.
>>3796803
who's in charge of the LGBT panel, Jen?
>>3796826
Sun's fine, he's just not the "relatable everyman" that Jaune is so people would gain nothing by shipping him with everyone
>>3796826
He is pretty much only shipped with Weiss and Pyrrha.
>>3796667
Will they live stream it somewhere for poorfags? Is it tomorrow?
>>3796803
>"Well you see, Monty was totally all about Lesbians. Did you see his personal works before RWBY? So yeah, we're just going to have lesbians. We feel that lesbians are an underrepresented group in western media and, knowing full well that Monty would support it, we'll do our best to bring as many lesbians to RWBY as is feasible."\
>"Are you going to show lesbians of all shapes and sizes?"
>"No. For our part in this noble goal, we will be focusing 100% of our attention on lip-stick lesbians, because they're the most under-represented group of Lesbians out there. We want the world to know that lesbians are just as capable of being feminine as CIS women."
>"What about homosexual men?"
>"Nah, nobody likes faggots."
>"That is incredibly offensive!"
>"Oh shit, you're right. I apologize."
>"That's bett—"
>"I meant that nobody likes faggots and bulldykes."
>>3796925
I sure hope so and RTX starts July 1st.
>>3796987
Dick unity, across the world, even from the other side.
>>3796948
>>"Are you going to show lesbians of all shapes and sizes?"
>Different body types in RWBY
>>"What about homosexual men?"
>Forgetting about the gay SSSN fanboy
>Implying Scarlet isn't gonna be gay
>>3796900
>he's just not the "relatable everyman" that Jaune is so people would gain nothing by shipping him with everyone
He really not an everyman though.
>>3796822
Your man boobs obviously.
>>3796813
No.
Maybe.
I don't know.
But V4 is fall right? And we got like a clip of the V3E1 fight and stuff at the RTX before V3, didn't we? I'd expect to see something from V4, even if it's just a teaser, since we're looking at the same time frame (RTX in early July, RWBY in the Fall of that year).
We got the V2 opening at Pax East 2014 (April), several months before V2 aired.
>>3797034
>Scarlet
>Not Ren
>>3795866
I dunno, I'd prefer Grimm Pyrrha as human enough to somewhat return to her old life, that she still fits in in human society. Even if she occasionally drags whole teams of dudes into back alleys to experience the joy of living
>>3797076
Ren is going to be Ren. They'll either hook him up with no one and get praised for making an asexual character without doing anything or he'll end up with Nora.
Scarlet is going to be the gay guy.
Anyone have that pictue of Yang lying down the bed sad and saying "Summary of my day?"
>>3797043
People treat him as such regardless.
Hence all the HSAUs where he's a loner.
>>3796822
>I don't even know what I'd ask Kara and Elizabeth Maxwell to sign
Cosplay as Irondong.
Ask Elizabeth and Kara to sign your heart.
Then present them with that heart-clock from the Wizard of Oz.
If they aren't brain dead, they'll laugh at how clever you are.
And then they'll have a threesome with you, Kara grinding her vag into your mouth while Elizabeth bounces on your cock and milks you for everything you have, the two making out on top of you like you aren't even there.
>>3797076
>Ren comes out as gay
>Nora tries to be as manly as possible
>Ren stil rejects her
>Nora gets a sex change
>Ren gets a boyfriend who's not Nora
Stop putting these shitty ideas in my head
>>3797130
Scarlet is too stereotypical.
Honestly, my money is on Winter.
>>3797168
>Irondong
>Not Papa Schnee
>>3797149
>Hence all the HSAUs where he's a loner.
Those are hilarious solely for how sad they are.
What if Yang got kidnapped and you got a bunch of cryptic messages on how to rescue her
>>3797242
Go to Neo's place and ask if I can help torture her
>>3797168
>>3797185
I'd think they'd laugh more at a Papa Schnee outfit, but wouldn't fuck you because of it
>>3795197
Honestly, if Blake had at least left a note for Yang as to why she was leaving, she would have been fine
And this is coming from a Blakefag
>>3797242
Solve them because I like riddles and cryptology and then when I'm done throw away/delete the messages and go play video games instead of rescuing her.
>>3797242
Will I be paid?
>>3796667
>RWBY
>On both friday and saturday
Which one will have an animation from volume 4, I wonder
I really hope it's Saturday
>Anonymoose has a political party
We are anomalous
We are a region
Forgive and forget
Expecto patronum
>>3797520
>Expecto patronum
I laugh every time.
>>3797468
They're both the same. They did this so more people can see the panel this year. THey had to turn peopel away from the rwby panel last year.
>>3797668
Nice, NICE. I'm working friday, so at least I can see it again on saturday
I mean, if it's streaming
>>3795190
I don't know have you seen some of the Yangfags on DA their as sad as that Weissfag who commissioned that Yang getting killed art.
I'll post Neo anyway.
>>3797311
Still waiting for Weiss to be included in this image as the one who betrayed Ruby and Yang.
>>3797782
Dude I still haven't commissioned this for us yet... Maybe I'll get my job soon.
>>3797763
>I don't know have you seen some of the Yangfags on DA
Why would I ever go on DA?
Alright, Alright. If the RTX is coming very soon, there will be Private Clips from the RWBY Panel for the one who attended. Last year it was a bit difficult for me to locate the clips and easily deleted by Youtube. So on this year which RWBYg Anon will accept the mission to record the private clips that will be cut off from the livestream? Who will be our saviour?
Which character do you think is the most likely to enjoy Almond Joy candy bars?
>>3797782
>Implying Neo isn't also going to break Weiss in as a reward for Ruby for being such a good pet.
>>3797818
source of the image,you can see Arryn get moist from watching Barb reinact a sex scene between them
>>3797798
Are you gonna have Hiwon do it?
>>3797799
Good point.
>>3797838
That's the twist third commission after sharing Ruby and Yang with Weiss Neo eventually gets tired of sharing and dominates Weiss aswell
>>3797320
What else does she do again?
>>3798017
Please old men for money
>>3798033
i thought that was what barb does at rooster teeth
>>3798017
Voices Winter and Nikki.
I want to tie consensually tie Barbara up and cover her breasts and stomach in honey then make Kara lick it all up while Arryn is tied to a chair and forced to watch!
I want to rube Ruby's rubles!
>>3798059
That's....Oddly specific
>>3798067
What if Ruby told you that the only way she'd marry you is if Pyrrha told her to?
>>3798050
other then RT
>>3798033
I'm young and I still would her
>>3798059
>>3798077
Well, Pyrrha is dead; so that's a wrench in that plan
>>3798059
Arryn would probably enjoy that.
>>3798077
Convince her that Pyrrha secretly told me that she wanted Ruby to marry me
>>3798077
I'd use my semblance to disguise myself as Pyrrha and with a gentle smile, silently hand her a letter with instructions to date me.
What if Salem was afraid of Neon's Katts meme powers an used a curse on Neon that that turned her into a turtle for a whole week an Ironwood asked you to look after her till then?
>>3798240
Nice
>>3798263
>Implying a turtle can't be a meme
>>3798263
>Place her next to computer speakers.
>Place her tank next to the speakers.
>Play this on repeat for 24 hours.
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VFsTr0kGAqU
>The early 90's PG rap music fuses with her meme magic and new turtle form.
>Neon transforms into a Ninja Turtle. Basically a girl Michelangelo on roller skates.
>Destroys Salem with pizza and manhole covers.
>Cowabungas off into the night, spouting memes.
>>3798367
>>3798617
>Implying a turtle can't be a fast skater
All you have to do is play eurobeat 24/7
>>3799014
Why do people think Mercury is hot shit when Yang still kicked his ass in the tournament?
>>3799180
>>3799161
What game is this from?
>>3797782
>>3797798
>>3797838
when!? I want to see this
>>3797818
I think one Anon already is going to go watch it, but more Anons to record it would serve as a good backup
>>3798067
>my old choppy bouncing Ruboobies gif is still being used
>feels good man
>>3799341
....guess their all gone no reply :(
what sort of weapon do you think Taiyang uses?
>>3800271
A fighter jet
>>3800271
>a sniper rifle
>>3800271
>>3800346
Bleetzboll bruddah
>>3800346
Ethnic cleansing bruddah
>>3800346
I want this now more than anything else
RWBYg
I'm fucking bored
But I love to read
So
I am leaving the decision of what I read next to you guys
The options are
Sonichu(Because why the fuck not)
OR
Berserk
You guys decide
pls no Sonichu
>>3800425
Read Sonichu.
And then read it again just to make sure you've properly absorbed the message.
>>3800425
Go read the entirety of fruit basket
It's about the same level of cringe as sonichu
>>3800425
I want to lick Ciel vagina.
Berserk you idiot.
>>3800425
Sonichu of course
>>3800346
>Not a Grifball
>>3800425
Prison School
>>3800425
Gunnm.
Berserk.
Akira.
Ghost in the Shell.
>>3800425
>Google Sonichu
>>3800425
Motherfucking Berserk.
>>3800425
Sonichu is a unique piece of art. You HAVE to experience it
>>3800425
Read the boat arc of Berserk. Or Sonichu.
>tfw summoned a scyth wielding spirit named Ruby Rose in Dark souls 3 to help me fight Aldrich, Devourer of Gods
>tfw we lost
>>3797520
sauce on this?
>>3801162
There is a thread on /pol/
Or just google "the humanity party"
>>3800425
I'll do you one better, Tails gets trolled
>>3801229
>Attempt to attack Trump
>The most politically incorrect presidential candidate
>Doesn't deliver jack shit
As fucking usual
>that costume
Anime-tier edgelord villain
>>3801399
Ah, I remember who he looks like, Lelouch Vi Britania from Code Geass, minus the keikaku plans and armed rebellion
>>3801399
Every time I see this image I think to my self
"What the fuck is their plan"
Stand around like retards and talk about le ebin dank maymays?
Also
>That kid wearing a fedora
All they need now are meme T-shirts and the picture s complete
>those qt grills
>>3801399
Agent Brown
Leader of the group, fastest motherfucker out of them, can outrun even the fastest Mexicans
>>3801567
SPOOKY
P
O
O
K
Y
>>3801399
Agent Mike
The muscle of the gang, master of gorilla warfare and teaches the rest marital arts. Known to have done more than 15 push-ups without his arms shaking.
>tfw I was just reminded about
POZ LOADS AND MEDS RESISTANT AIDS
Feels bad RWBYg
>>3801399
Agent Totes
Spy Master, can infiltrate any federal building in under 9 par secs
>>3795086
She hasn't hit her rebellious streak yet and apparently hasn't had to do much critical thinking
Also a nice girl instead of douchebag.
>>3795280
If you aren't gonna write it, what's the premise?
>>3801399
Agent Orange
Professional translator, can speak more than 30 languages including Klingon
>>3801399
Holy shit, a girl
>>3801399
Agent White
His brother had to drag him along because of their mom.
>>3801715
"Girl"
>>3801655
>Also a nice girl instead of douchebag.
She's a doormat.
>>3801918
>She's a doormat.
Yes.
Nice guys/girls usually are.
Welcome to Outer Heaven.
>>3802111
Not really.
You're not a nice person all because you let people walk all over you. You're just someone who lets people walk all over you.
And Pyrrha has an aggressive streak in her, it's just aimed at all the bits she doesn't have to be particularly brave about.
>>3802216
Here's a thought would Pyrrha be nearly as nice a girl if she had more self confidence and assertiveness?
>>3802213
>Telling archers to fire
I hope that's a translation error.
>>3802213
What
>>3798263
what the fuck is with you guys and wearing turning into various reptiles
>>3802213
Why is owari no serafu so weird.
>>3802290
See that's the real kicker.
I would think she would be a lot more complicated, but overall I think she'd remain pretty much the same. She does have self-confidence and a bit of pride, after all. It was more the lack of her assertiveness and her rather 'conservative' approach to people.
>Neo will never birth you through her hyena psuedo penis
Damn.
>Newest podcast
>Barbara says she probably flashed her vajayjay to the first row of @midnight audience members
>>3802290
Probably not.
Her moments of assertiveness and self confidence have also been accompanied by aggressive actions and she is prone to passive aggressiveness.
>>3802507
>She does have self-confidence and a bit of pride, after all.
Which when they popped didn't exactly paint her in the greatest of lights.
>>3802514
dont give neofags with money more ideas for weird commissions
>>3802578
Barb gonna barb
>>3802578
>Gus will probably do an ad read during his sextape
>>3802578
Do you guys ever think that the Neoposters go too far?
>>3802581
Pyrrha needed to go pollinate some cute mistralian girl. Nothing that was shit these 3 seasons would have been that way if Pyrrha still wasn't an awkward virgin.
>>3802648
neoposter himself seemed alright what do you mean specifically?
>>3802581
>passive-aggressive
If Jaune had actually managed to get with Weiss life in JNPR would have been miserable.
>>3802581
>Which when they popped didn't exactly paint her in the greatest of lights.
Didn't make her a villain, either. Just made her believable and human, flaws to work out like the rest of RWBY/JNR
A pity we didn't get any more of that :^]
Are there any Australians in this thread?
>>3802707
Weiss would shut that shit down immediately
Well, someone's got to be responsible for the shitposting
>>3802805
>Weiss delivering the line "Cardboard melts when it gets wet"
>that one Finnish commie
Which one would you choose?
>>3803276
Easily the best option
>>3803276
>Friendly reminder that Ruby and Yang share partial genetics, and neither Raven nor Summer were particularly busty.
>Reminder that Yang's massive fun bags come from Tai Yang's genetics, not Raven's.
>Reminder that Ruby's Roobies are probably going to balloon up to the size of Yang's after the first time-skip.
>>3802655
>That disclaimer at the bottom
...I feel like this wasn't there before.
RWBYg I have good news and bad news
Good news: Chris-Chan is still alive
Bad news : Chris-Chan is still alive
Which one of you fuckers is on /r9k/?
>>3803615
>>3803615
You are
>>3803370
>Ruby with Yang sized Ruboobies
I dunno if I want that. Hers are perfect size already, not too big not too small.
>>3803684
your just envious you cant dress up and be a cute T*rkroach
>>3803762
Are the fucking ashes on her legs?
It's late and playing Old School Runescape
please help
>>3803803
>>T*rkroaches
>>white
A good percentage of them are at least partially White.
Constantinople used to be a European city before the filthy Muslims came and gave it a shitty new name.