First whatever for Suicide Pact games.
>>3768097
Wiz
>>3768091
O-ow!
Klopp
>>3768097
Klaus Von Reinherz
The Player
Cappy
>Female
ابن الخطاب
BOY IF U DONT GET THESE GAMES OUT
>Entry
Shinichi/Migi
Gravelord Nito
Hairu Ihei
...What is this about, suicide?
Sadio Mané
>>3768097
You're not funny DDD
>entry
Makina Irisu
Kitten
>>3768097
Katsuhira Agata
Misogi Kumagawa
Malissa
Kuga the Sealed One
BUBBLE WIZARD
>>3768097
Envy
Messi
Vic Viper
Disrespectful Entry
Endo
Eggman-kun
Captain Luna
Yukkuri Reimu
Balansuke
CURRY MAN
Ms. Fortune
Lord Beerus
The Real Guy, The Best Guy
Intocable
Six more.
>>3768139
Verts dead try harder next time
>>3768073
>>3768086
>>3768089
>>3768092
UH! Bad boys watcha gon, watcha gon, watcha gonna do?
When sheriff john brown come for you?
Tell me! Whatcha gonna do? When they come for you?
>>3768166
Ice Poseidon
Sliver Queen
>>3768166
>>3768166
Yukie Mayuzumi
Hope you're all excited for my upcoming themed games~
>>3768168
gotcha senpai
>>3768166
Almas ass
Boris Johnson
>>3768166
Pillarstodes
>>3768171
I didn't do anything wrong! P-please, I swear!
>>3768166
All "I can't fucking die" Might
>>3768103
How am I supposed to deliver stark justice if I cannot track them down?
>>3768178
Host over right now
>>3768178
>kissu
>>3768166
Godziller
>>3768178
>>3768191
I-I already said that have a large puffy tail. T-t-there can't be too many like that, r-right?
>>3768117
>>3768123
I'll try harder next time by making literal meme games. That way when people say "Fuck off with your shitty meme games" to someone, I can go "These aren't meme games. THESE, ARE MEME GAMES!"
>>3768211
Looks good. Proceed
>>3768211
That's not funny. You're not funny.
>>3768211
The roster seems to be correct.
>>3768117
Why are you slapping her boobies
>>3768223
fuck you ddd is based even though he isnt hosting musical chairs
>>3768188
Cops is filmed on location with the men and women of law enforcement. All suspects are innocent until proven guilty in a court of law
>>3768239
>suicide pact games
>based
Yeah nah
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z-nfbDXTiHg
>>3768247
Y-yes! I'm innocent!
>>3768251
I-I'm not good at this...
>>3768201
Okay, I'll kill myself and leave you with your 20-event grey-background games~
>>3768268
sounds good
>>3768251
A little bit of warm up could help before I encounter someone who isn't fond of peace.
>>3768268
kill all ohayou faces
>>3768206
Plenty of people have tails! What could be your definition of large could be somebody else's small, fool! Idiot idiot!
>>3768227
Because her breasts are swelling!
>>3768283
What is going on there in the middle?
>>3768289
slapping them will only make them swell more
>>3768251
Hairu the magician will make the following magic trick! Make all your heads disappear...with a sword!
>>3768289
S-sorry, I mean large... almost as big as them!
>>3768251
>it wasn't suicide pact games
SHIT HOST
FUCK YOU
CANCER
>>3768301
anusmouth
>Spriters Resource is down so I can't add my edits to the slides
JUST
>>3768310
What are you talking about? This is Suicide Pact games you big dumdum.
>>3768319
But, I'm going to get faaaaat if I eat to much. Arima would't like that....
>>3768294
It's a picture of me from my childhood lying on my back. I can assure you it's not what you thought it was.
>>3768319
I'd prefer not to join your pointless fight for now.
>>3768319
I wonder what this is for
Mail here
>>3768351
Oh look, it's retarded
>>3768351
>shoots
>>3768305
This is a fruitless endeavor for a second-rate shop run by a second-rate person.
>>3768301
So?
>>3768351
That's adorable.
>>3768361
They'll become bigger!
Some of the other tributes are waging wars against each other. I guess it's just the thrill of the fight.
>Also broken event, just pretend that (Player) is Klopp.
>>3768358
No it's derpy.
>>3768359
>falls from the sky
>>3768368
No that's derpy!
>>3768361
O-oh...
>>3768351
Is there anything for me?
Did you guys learn about the Six Degrees of Separation?
You really should, it's rather interresting
>>3768374
This place resembles the Alter-World more than anything. The same smell and the lack of lights are both familiar.
>>3768380
>gives her the wrong mail
>>3768374
Leave it to meeee~!
>>3768391
E-excuse me, my name is W-wiz...
>>3768391
>pets and gives an apple
BOY, IF YOU DON'T GET TOSSED THE FUCK OUTTA HERE.
I don't think that was even Klopp's money. He probably got it from the Robobot Raid.
>>3768400
>>3768400
God, you're such a cutie!
>>3768400
Yes that mail is for wiz
>it's chiz on the paper
>>3768402
You want me to mail this to someone?
>>3768407
Interesting. Even if I couldn't find anything up here I still had the chance to see different kinds of plants on my way here.
>>3768407
This isn't orange juice at all! What a scam!
>>3768371
So? What do I care? That is a fault placed on Yunyun, not I.
>>3768380
This thief probably is some lowlife who will give me no types of boons after I kill it. I mean, what is even the purpose of your shop? If it was important or anybody other than you cared about it, then it would be popular.
In addition, you are not even a person, you are undead.
>>3768407
>
i banish all dykes
I miss Autisto
Man, just look at all those suicide pacts. It's a beautiful sight.
>>3768428
No, it's an apple for you! Eat it!
>>3768416
H-hello?
Welcome to my store...?
>>3768423
A-ah... Thank you, I guess...
>>3768428
I-I...
>Hands the letter back.
It isn't mine. S-sorry.
>>3768437
...
>>3768393
LEAVE IT TO ME
>>3768437
slapping the boobies won't cure the swelling
>>3768460
This is the first time I had the pleasure to encounter this book, so I'll take it slow to make it possible for all of us to enjoy its content.
>>3768459
*tps to ur location*
i wil alwys b here.
*points to u heart*
*threws cofee at u*
*tps bak 2 the citadel*
>>3768471
Noooo...I said I was going to take care of thi-
>>3768460
Now I remember...so this is how I messed up back then...
>>3768461
Ahkay.
>eats the apple
>>3768464
ah right, anything to mail back?
>>3768459
I miss Matoi
>>3768471
Besides, fluffy animals aren't supposed to talk at all!
I want to fug the retarded horse.
>>3768464
Well? The Crimson Demon can't eat good deeds!
>>3768473
I was putting in her place, so I do not care.
>>3768512
Can I slap your boobs so they swell as well?
I skipped a single day of peace.
>>3768451
Good.
>>3768471
Sonic Heroes was a [spoiler]fun[/spoiler] game.
>>3768495
S-sorry, I'll be alright. Thank you.
>>3768512
>Cries a little.
M-Megumin... can you give me a moment?
I-I need to get something from the b-back room.
>>3768535
Aww
>>3768541
>unzips pants
>>3768535
>slaps boobies
>>3768499
>>3768516
These chips are meow-velous!
>>3768512
>>3768541
Are you bullying her?
If so...wonderful job.
>>3768504
If you think that talking animals are something to be amazed about in today's world, you can look forward to be amazed by a lot of things.
>>3768516
I can't tell you much about myself, but I can give you my card which contains the ways you can contact me.
https://petitions.whitehouse.gov//petition/replace-benjamin-franklin-100-bill-christopher-poole-aka-moot
The absolute madman.
>>3768563
>k-kissu
>>3768516
Ohh no. Not again
>>3768541
Bye.
>flies away
>hits a wall
>hits a sign
>finally flies into the skies
>gets stuck on the clouds
>>3768563
Cirno should kill himself just for making that image
>>3768541
>Poses in a mirror
Very well! But make it quick, or I will find you and drag you out!
>>3768547
>Stops you
>>3768547
Only the cephalopod may.
>>3768567
Shut up.
Robots driving robots?
Huh.
>>3768551
Can I help you with something?
>>3768567
>>3768592
>Goes into back room.
>Cries.
>>3768585
A-ah... Goodbye.
>>3768596
ANIKI
>>3768596
WAKE UP
>>3768596
WAKE UP
>>3768570
Buuuut, it's so weird! Imagine if a cat could talk, but you just don't know, but he knows about all the things you do! Sooo creepy!
>>3768601
Yes, I want you.
>>3768596
A CORPSE SHOULD BE LEFT WELL ALOBE
>>3768602
>>3768603
>>3768609
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=koLPQRpEAVU
>>3768598
I should have known better than to put my fortune and life on the line so carelessly.
>>3768592
>>3768601
Bully her more...
This is getting interesting~
>>3768612
E-e-eh? I-I'm not for sale!
>>3768601
>Steals from your store while you're in the back room.
>>3768621
Disgusting.
OH FUCK! IT'S THE SUICIDE PACKS!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d3gLNomXwlw
>>3768613
>ALOBE
>>3768610
I wasn't blessed with imagination wild enough to be able to imagine a situation like that. I'm sorry that I'm incapable to share your concerns.
>>3768622
No! I want you for a date!
Good evening gentlemen, quite a delightful day, is it not? I am Rraeth, the 4th, from the Kerag Royal house family. Pleasure to meet you all.
>>3768631
Just keep doing it.
Vraeth folder uploaded to imgur when
>>3768653
Nice
>>3768621
>>3768625
>Comes out of back room.
I-I'm sorry... I dropped a cup, c-clumsy me.
>>3768641
I-I don't think it would work out...
>>3768638
Weeeeell, if you're a fluffy animal then... you aren't supposed to think a lot in the first place! Fluffy animals are for petting, liiiike, this!
>nuzzles your hair
Uhehehe~
>>3768653
>not Jewreth
>>3768662
just get jojo's shinobu folder and work from there
OH FUCK, IT'S THE FEAST!
>>3768669
Damn it, that would have been perfect
>>3768653
...I'd fuck it.
>>3768666
I known it will! Trust me!
>>3768676
>>3768653
My lady, would you do me the honour of moisterizing my phallus with your mouth and tongue?
>>3768666
Are you sure you weren't crying?
Spilling tears because someone hurt your feelings?
>>3768689
Do you please to keep bullying her?
>>3768687
I.. I-I suppose I could g-give it a chance?
>>3768689
A-ah... I dropped it on a rug!
>>3768701
N-n-no...
Sometimes I pretend I need to take a shit when company is over so I can check HG.
>>3768705
Really!
>>3768701
What I please to do is continue my conversation with Wiz, solo.
>>3768705
This place is so destitute that I doubt that you have any rugs here.
>>3768709
>Not browsing while taking a shit
Step up your game, son. The greatest ideas of humanity were conceived when a man or woman was taking a dump. Except your birth.
>>3768681
OH FUCK, FINAL TWO! Here we go, either Sliver Queen or Ms. Fortune is going to be the winner of the Suicide Pact games.
>>3768717
I-it's important to have strong bonds with the c-customer.
>>3768720
M-Megumin... please don't make fun of my store...
>>3768734
Oh...
>hugs her
>>3768705
Don't worry, We all do it sometime or another.
>>3768720
...You really dislike me, don't you?
>>3768730
Fortune sharpens her knife, the side effect told me so.
>>3768751
Why are you not shitposting, you cunt?
>>3768747
>She's cold, or at least not warm.
A-ahh...
>Pets.
>>3768751
>Wipes her eyes.
I-I wasn't crying... I was doing inventory.
>>3768770
>kisses
>>3768770
>>3768734
And you! Why do those nippongooks have such an obsessions with tits and ahoges?
M I N D B R E A K
>>3768761
Why are you being a child and trying to get me to do your dirty work for you?
I'll shitpost when I feel like it. And right now I don't really feel like it.
If you want shitposting. Do it yourself.
>>3768770
But you said before you dropped a cup.
So which one was it?
>>3768751
I just do not like you.
>>3768734
I am making more than you ever could of it.
AND THAT'S GAME!
>>3768795
You are being a shit right now. So you are shitposting, wether you like it or not. Thanks babe.
>>3768792
>claps for the winner and host
Horse
And that's it!
Thanks for playing everyone. Sorry to have hosted these shitty joke games. Won't happen again.
Everyone was a fucking savage by these results though.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5dRTDePPUNI
>>3768779
>Squirms nervously.
>>3768788
I-I'm sorry?
>>3768795
Ah... a tea-cup. I c-cleaned it up.
>>3768800
P-p-pardon?
>>3768803
Thank you for hosting.
>>3768823
Thanks for hosting mate
>>3768668
Miss, I know that at first sight I resemble an animal or at least an animal-human hybrid, but I can assure you that I'm human. Please refrain from petting me.
>>3768730
This is so wrong and embarassing at the same time that I think I'm about to die again out of embarrassment.
>>3768792
>>3768803
Impressive. Thank you for taking your time to host for us, and congratulations.
>>3768824
What's wrong?
>frowns
>>3768824
My criticism is more valid than your shop's usefulness.
>>3768823
Die.
>>3768800
Why's that? Because your magic didn't work against me? Because I tried to be a voice of reason for your hate towards everything?
>>3768824
Again with the broken cup story, I told you it's okay to tell the truth.
>>3768838
S-sorry! I just get a-a-anxious.
>>3768852
I-I had people in my store last night, M-Megumin. I sold a lot of t-things!
>>3768862
W-well... Megumin is being a little rude...
I want to marry that wizard.
First 36.
>>3768882
Oh it's fine!
>kisses again
>>3768893
niggers
>>3768862
You are a blight in my eyes, cretin.
>>3768882
C-CRIMSON DEMON! CALL ME THE CRIMSON DEMON!
I hate he stuttering avas, they are all the same, all cowardly, all stupid, why can't they be a stuttering supervillian?
>>3768893
Klaus Von Reinherz
>>3768893
don't take the bait this time /hg/
>>3768893
Sunset
>>3768909
F-Fuck the world, It's not like I want you to like me or anything!
>launches nukes
>>3768893
KEV N
>>3768893
this gif
>>3768852
N-No you!
>>3768893
Henry
>>3768893
The Crimson Demon
>>3768886
Do not.
>>3768893
Klopp
>>3768893
Hoshi
>>3768901
Who would ever fuck that whore on the left?
>>3768893
COOLPHISTO
>>3768893
Izaya Orihara
>>3768882
She...Tends to do that a lot...
Believe me, I tried stopping her. But it just ended in her hating me.
>>3768905
I'm glad to know you care about me so much.
>>3768893
Eggman-kun
>>3768893
Sadio Mané
>>3768909
I-I AM A CRIMSON DEMON FOOL! A MEGA-VILLAIN! ONE OF THE MOST FEARLESS, FEROCIOUS CREATURES TO ROAM THESE PLAINS! AND WIZ IS MY HENCHWOMAN!
>>3768893
/sp/
>>3768893
X7-10
>>3768893
Furry porn
>>3768893
The moonman
>>3768898
R-right.
>pets
>>3768905
B-but your name is Megumin...
You're not he only crimson demon.
>>3768909
Well, I-I'm not a hero... Sorry.
>>3768943
Oh... S-she's almost as crazy as those in the Axis Sect.
I hate avas that don't stutter, they are all the same, all talk, all stupid, why can't there be a stuttering ava?
>>3768909
A-A-A-A-A-A-A-Am I g-g-g-good enough for you anon-k-k-k-kun?
>>3768893
Yukkuri Reimu
>>3768893
Newton Knight
>>3768955
>a single stutter
>not even really evil
You're stupid also, so there's that.
>>3768893
Endo
>>3768893
Hairu Ihei
adding the stutter when role playing is pure autism
>>3768967
You are such a cute wizard.
>smiles
>>3768893
Stork
>crawls out of the asshole of the poster above
1 mile of waste and sewage and I'm finally free!
>>3768964
We must unite to combat the Sophisto invasion.
>>3768967
I AM THE ONLY ONE THAT MATTERS! STOP CALLING ME MEGUMIN! YOU ARE NOT MY MOTHER!
>>3768979
I-I AM ACTUALLY EVIL, YOU FOOL! YOU WILL ACTUALLY BE DEAD IN A MOMENT!
>>3768988
A-ah, thank you. I am a shopkeeper before I am a wizard though.
>>3769012
I thought crimson demons were p-proud of their names! Sorry, sorry!
>>3769012
>kicks her sheens
Die
>>3768997
You'll have to trudge a lot more if its me.
>>3769021
Source?
>>3768967
Axis Sect? is that anything like the group of Japan, Italy and Germany long ago?
>>3768893
Aldebaran
>>3768893
dog attack baby
>kills myself
