/sug/ - Steven Universe General
Is this hell Edition
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>Summer of Steven coming “soon,” originally announced as June to August
http://www.ew.com/article/2016/03/30/steven-universe-uncle-grandpa-renewed-season-5-cartoon-network
https://youtu.be/NHqjV2xVKoA
https://youtu.be/KNrztTcRh9o
https://youtu.be/HZqGFuC6TlM
https://youtu.be/HtDS9NjDA1U
>misseps leak thread
https://kat.cr/community/show/cartoon-network-unofficial-previews/
>International airing schedule
https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/10rES5UnAbQ0LOmBDYZ7nsDeFDySn90FvFjrxRpNBkX0
>Steven Floats
https://mega.nz/#F!ghAAhYLY!gD739WI7J7800se3GDz9IQ
>Episode downloads for Seasons 1 to 3, plus comics and shorts
720p: https://mega.nz/#F!Y5E0BKjK!UsE19rOYDa5Ttl5QRFwgtw
1080p: https://mega.nz/#F!a9ojCZCT!SLfX7l7inSHdvd7hrf5LLA
>Soundtrack downloads
Show: https://mega.nz/#F!M4tE3YLb!9oBoy3l9CtQ3VK9F2bHlUA
Attack the Light: https://mega.nz/#!skFhlLLL!j4TvEr4CTLTUQpaI8IAZX3ttcEYP6xNKypW7Bbusyrw
>Listen to the soundtrack
https://soundcloud.com/aivisura
>/sug/ writebin
http://pastebin.com/f86yQm0T
>Crewniverse Tumblr
http://stevencrewniverse.tumblr.com/
>Archived threads
https://cuckchan.org/trash/search/text/sug/type/op/
https://cuckchan.org/co/search/subject/sug/
Good thread
>>3766827
Peridot did this
Where were you when Greg was confirmed a furry?
Here we go.
Don't forget to check out the OFFICIAL /sug/ discord server
https://discord.gg/014bO3CbFCBJMCFJP
Everyone is welcome!
I WANNA RAPE PERIDOT
Jasper's
C O R R U P T I O N
Good morning /sug/! Another day, another chance of an announcement. It's more likely to come later this week, but you never know! Even though things may seem bleak now, remember to never give up hope!
>>3766908
Aren't you sick of posting this yet, Brad? Pathetic.
Posting best gem.
The shitposters are back, time to turn the filter back on.
>>3766894
It's her morals that are corrupted, fucking slut
>>3766930
Seems to only be one poster who keeps trying to spread some form of ****posting.
Just turn on the filter and he'll tire himself out.
As for new threads just ignore and make one with the proper OP.
>>3766930
I know it's you, Brad. Quit pretending to be someone else. I know you like pretending but it's seriously sad.
>>3766041
you fucks
>>3766863
>>3766089
god damn it
What are you listening to /sug/?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qKnGIOSAtK4
>>3766954
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zgxQPwVEtd8
Art
Y'know, your shitposting plan would have worked if you didn't make it apparent it was just you and your friend there.
>>3766960
you're not fooling anyone you know, brad?
>>3766959
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ivBqA8p9r6Q
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>>3767001
do whatever you want brad, you're going to get banned either way KEK
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>Still only 10 different IPs
Guess we know the real guy who keeps ****posting is also the same guy who spams the s4s copypastas now.
>>3767026
Nice attempt at damage control, bradley.
>>3767026
lol Brad you're so obvious.
>>3767026
...Did you really think otherwise?
ABANDON THREAD, THIS ONE IS NOT CONTAMINATED WITH BRAD'S AUTISM AND DRAMA
MOVE HERE
>>3766812
>>3766812
>>3766812
>>3767026
I thought it was pretty obvious.
>>3767064
You're pathetic.
>>3767083
And why is that brad? because you're salty about being banned from a discord? maybe you shouldn't have been such a jerk to me on the flock then kek. I'm gonna make sure you never get your skycow (NOT flockdraw) or discord in the OP EVER.
in short, brad you are a nigger and a cuck
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>>3767119
Watch what the fuck you're saying to Brad, you asshole.
And this is how to shitpost correctly.
Remember to use filters to avoid ****posting and shitposting.
Have a nice day.
Man you guys are a bunch of drama queens
>>3767148
*these two shitposters
>>3767139
KEK
kys brad
>>3767148
You're the one bringing drama into the threads with your unwanted links, brad.
>>3767148
The poster count didn't go up for any comment that involved a certain name or the spam. It's seriously one guy.
>>3767173
Actually, I don't know about the ****posters, but [s4s] shitposter isn't one of them.
I know because I am him.
>>3766933
I know
You see her ass in the air there
>>3767064
>10 ips
>leave for 10 minutes
>30 new posts
>12 ips
Yeah, great plan shitposter-kun. Fill the thread with shit, then point to your shitty thread claiming it's less shit.
We can read between the lines faggot.
>>3767210
kekking at your attempts at covering yourself up, Brad.
Why is no one talking about the steven universe cartoon show
>>3767234
We're just pointing out the cancer in the room.
Two guys with too much free time.
Anyway what's gonna happen with Jasper?
Is she actually gonna join or is she gonna remain a neutral and then show up corrupted?
>>3767251
Could you fuck off already.
Your shitposting is not good.
>>3767269
I could say the same about you, Brad.
>>3767261
Well is Jasper gets "corrupted" doesn't that just mean she goes from bad to good? So she joins the Gems?
>>3767277
Atleast I can filter your posts.
When will Pearl and Greg marry?
>>3767301
Never ever because its a shit ship
>>3767290
Good, Brad, do it. I don't want your autistic ass reading my posts anyway.
Alright, with that out of the way, any new edit requests?
Preferably with the low set:
The Pizza Family, Frydad, Peedee, Yellow Tail - 0
Rainbow Quartz, Sugilite, Mr. Maheswaran, Lion, Kevin, Mr. Smiley, Suitcase Sam - 1
Blue Diamond, Yellow Diamond, Buck, Onion, Vidalia, Barbara, Sadie, Alexandrite, Jamie - 2
Sardonyx, Dr. Maheswaran, Ruby Squad, Opal, Malachite, Lars, Sour Cream - 3
Though more popular ones are still fine if they're good requests.
>>3766874
Dashing through the grass
Incoming to rape your ass
>>3767423
Can I get this but with Brad?
>>3767447
Trust me, you wouldn't want to rape me.
>>3767476
We're having this conversation almost everyday, soon it'll become an official ritual. Summoning the rapist.
>>3767506
Fine by me.
>>3767423
This with lion
>>3767548
>>3766827
What is Lapis's weapon?
>>3767588
Being a shit gem.
>>3767575
I have this, but thanks anyways, brad.
>>3767423
This panel with whoever you feel like fits.
>>3767526
Me too.
I want more Pearl and Peridot shenanigans.
>>3767665
And I want you to take your autism out of /sug/, Brad.
>>3767685
I want the shitposting to end
>>3767700
Just ignore him we all know who it ironically is, but just filter him since he can't go five seconds without saying his buzzword.
>>3767700
You're not alone.
Remember
Stick with the prod
Prod with the prod
>>3767700
It will end once you stop it, Brad.
>>3767665
>>3767606
If I'm gonna do porn, could you at least find some with english.
Besides, I don't think I'd be able to do that one very well. Too much hair covering the body (face usually isn't so bad, but like the shoulders and over the front is a pain)
and the outfit would be hard to make match/read as any of the characters.
What did he get a boner at?
>>3767777
At those quad
Or maybe he was thinking about Pearl.
>>3767777
>Wasted on a shitpost
So much potential.
Last night I had a dream where Peridot had a vision of a gem under the sea. She initially thought it was Lapis, until she saw it was actually a giant fusion. She said hello and 100 tiny eyes opened all along the fusion's body.
>>3767423
Sadie?
>>3767827
I have never had a dream related to SU, and the dreams I do have are strange and I almost never remember them.
>>3767588
Water bending
>>3767827
The other night I dreamed that Sardonyx drowned me in a pool while laughing. I could hear her through the water.
>>3767903
Sounds hot
>>3767933
Yeah, although I didn't enjoyed suffocating, I had nothing against the four strong hands that were holding me down.
To /sug/
Keep your shitty drama in /sug/
Love, /tlhg/fag
>>3767950
To /tlhg/
Fuck off and die.
Love, /sug/
>>3767950
I'm gonna go there and shitpost now.
>>3767950
You should just ignore it, don't bring it up here, you're just moving the fan toward shit.
>>3767957
Jokes on you i'm a /sug/ and /tlhg/ fag.
>>3767950
Going to another thread to shitpost then coming back here and pretending anyone cared is pretty pathetic.
>>3768046
But that wasn't me.
What's the worst Lapis romance?
>>3768145
Lapidot
Lapethyst
Lapiven
Lapix
>>3768145
All of them
>>3768154
>Lapix
Huh?
>>3768145
L A P I D O T
T O D I P A L
>>3768145
Basically the only ones that have surfaced in these threads due to perifags extreme cancer to the point where they are now counter shipping lapidot with amethyst to spite amedot.
>>3768170
Lapiy
>>3768183
That doesn't make it any clearer.
>>3768154
So Lapnet and Lapearl are still legit?
>>3767981
Fuck.
>>3768204
Lapiz
>>3768046
Fuck you too, brad.
Peridot is in for one heck of a snipping!
>>3768205
>lapix
>>3768145
Jaspis
Larspis
>>3768225
Kill yourself, Brad.
Who wants to know why their ship is shit
>>3768316
Jasper+Overwhelming Power
>>3768327
She goes nuts and loses all of her steadfast morals.
Shit
>>3768316
I do.
Any astronomy geeks ITT?
It's not normal for Earth to be lit this way, right? Animation error or deepest lore?
>>3768337
What is your ship
>>3768341
Don't need to be a geek to tell you that ain't our earth so anything can go at this point.
>>3768345
Pearl and Yellow Pearl
Lay it on me
>>3768341
What I wanna know is why poor Russia has a big hole in it.
>>3768316
StevenXConnie
>>3768316
Can I give you ships I don't ship but want to see your reasoning on why they are bad?
>>3768350
As if yellow Pearl wouldn't be sickened by Pearl's at-a-glance defectiveness. A shame to pearls everywhere
Shit.
>>3768316
Jaspearlapis
Grasper
Gregearl
>>3768316
Ruby, Ruby, Ruby, Ruby, Ruby and Ruby
>>3768363
You have no imagination. Connie has no friends besides Steven, give her a chance to grow up a little. And as far as we know Connie has been the only girl his age in his life
Shit.
>>3768316
I already know why it's shit but,
Sapphire and Lapis.
garner
>>3768401
ouch
Is there ANYTHING at all that can break Rose's shield.
Aside from Greg's dick, that is.
>>3768382
>>3768382
>Jaspearlapis
Jasper and Lapis having an insane amount of bad blood between them, a defective Pearl that held Lapis in a mirror for decades between them doesn't help anything.
Shit.
>grasper
Greg's idea to replace Rose is with another big Quartz who bashed his son's head in and wants to murder his former lover and son's mother?
Shit.
>gregearl
Pearl has only shown disdain and at best tolerance for Greg. He represents everything that went wrong in her life.
Shit.
>>3768401
gamer
>>3768424
I hate this
>>3768418
So far as we know at the moment, it's indestructible. There might be a plot point down the road about this, regarding just how indestructible it really is.
>>3768477
>Downright incestuous
>one of them is a baby
I fail to see how these are negatives.
>>3768388
So they are both friendless losers? Wouldn't that mean they are a good fit for each other
>inb4 steven is friends with everyone
>>3768366
You can just lie that you ship them, I wouldn't know anyway
>>3768487
I guess there must be something something that can break it.
I mean, if there isn't that would mean Rose is pretty much invincible.
>>3768488
lol
>>3768519
Ain't it only as strong as the emotion of the wielder because if they can't remain stable it goes away?
>>3768519
>Healing tears for mid-battle healing and outlasting opponents.
>At least as strong as Jasper, possibly stronger.
>Around 8 feet tall.
>Plant manipulation for surprise attacks and tripping.
>Floating allows for manipulation of speed, velocity, and trajectory.
>At least proficient in the use with a sword.
>Skilled tactician and strategy.
>Invincible or nearly invincible shield.
>Unconfirmed but plausible electrical interference.
Rose is quite possibly the most powerful non-fusion gem that we've seen to date, barring the Diamonds. I think only Lapis comes close, but she's a glass cannon.
We still don't know if Jasper manspreads or not.
>>3768395
It's a great ship they're both blue.
>>3768618
Garnet man spreads like crazy
Look at how she sits in Same Old World
>>3768629
Well why don't you ship sadie and sour cream since they're the same color.
>>3768644
She was inviting the greenbean in. They had unfinished business from log date you know?
>>3768664
That face will never get old.
>>3768670
Yeah, she truly is best gem. Every second she's on screen, I love her more and more. I don't understand how it's possible.
>>3768685
You sound like a real fuckin' memer
>>3768644
>garnet is a spread-rapist
TRIGGERED
>>3768500
Fair enough.
Amethyst and Jasper.
is there an episode tomorrow or what?
>>3768702
>Jaspethyst
Jasper isn't cool with earth, isn't cool with the CGs. Amethyst's deepest issues could easily be torn open by this exemplary Homeworld quartz warrior, and you can bet Jasper would take advantage of that.
Shit.
>>3768618
>yfw Jasper sits with her legs together and her hands on her lap like a proper lady
>>3768145
Anyone but Peridot. Say your shit.
So then, I guess Jasper is going to be used to show us how exactly corruption works and what it looks like. That'll also provide a tangible goal to learning how to fix corruption, acquiring Jasper as a comrade.
>>3768763
Ugh
What if that's true Jasper, being super girly. Like cold calculated peri became a meme
I would gag
>>3768811
Probably only half of that while the "how to uncorrupt them" will come with Peetle.
>>3768822
Steven learning to uncorrupt a fully corrupted gem HAS to be endgame (there's a fuckton of them!)...OR uncorrupting a fully corrupted gem is extremely dangerous so Steven seriously can't do it more than once
>>3768802
>romance with Peridot
Whoa there, kiddo, no one just fucks the meme dorito and gets away with it.
>>3768802
>every ship with lapis that's not Lapidot is shit
Am I getting this
>>3768818
I'd meme it.
>>3768860
I'll fuck the dorito.
>>3768818
Someone already ships it.
I see her being embarrassed of being feminine.
>>3768840
>uncorrupting a fully corrupted gem is extremely dangerous so Steven seriously can't do it more than once
>there's a chance of you dying if you use that technique!
>absolutely did not die
Steven Universe, being partially a love letter to anime cliches, will naturally follow the same path
>>3768949
AHAHA
EVERYONE LAUGH AT THIS FAGGOT
I want to go to sleep, wake up, and be with Peridot forever.
I just don't know how. Not yet, at least. I will one day know how to achieve my dream.
>>3768971
So he'll do Peetle, be fine, but the gems threaten to an hero if he tries it again.
>>3768995
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZXsQAXx_ao0
>>3768972
Hope that got a good laugh outta you, anon.
Things to expect in the near future:
Peridot and Lapis joining the main team, after Steven convinces Lapis that the crystal gems aren't bad, and she develops a friendship with one of them.
Ruby squadron to return.
Steven to gain greater control over his mom's room.
A new fusion
More of Pearl's back story
Stevonnie
Tension in Steven's "love life"
>>3769064
WHEN
WHEN
WHEN
WHNE
EHEN
>>3769064
I WONDER WHO
COULD BE TOO SHORT TO RIDE SOMETHING
PERIDOTEPISODES
E
R
I
D
O
TEPISODES
>>3769064
>a friend
A friend. We know it's peridot
Holy fucking fuck shit ANOTHER PERIDOT EPISODE
GET THIS GREEN MEME OUTGA HERE fuck's sake
>>3769064
his best friend
>>3768995
Ancient legend tells of mythical pillars that grants the desire of whoever manages to find it. I know that there are at least two of them in this world, in which one is located in the Himalayas and the other is somewhere in the desert.
Godspeed anon. Hope you make your wish.
That's it
How do we get rid of peridot
I want her dead
>>3769074
I just realized m, Steven never found lion. He's been missing since Same Old World
>>3769004
Naturally.
>>3769113
embrace your new green god
>>3769113
Sink her ship
>>3769113
Can't kill memes.
>>3769097
Anon, don't be ridiculous.You know it's Onion.
>>3769113
EMBRACE THE MEME
She's the only good thing in this abortion of a show. Fuck everything else.
>>3769064
Can someone post a direct link? I can't figure out how to get there to verify.
>>3769137
Slice of life episode with an angry little slice of pie.
What more could you ask for?
>>3769166
A good episode instead
>>3769113
She needs to stumble upon Jasper, try to talk shit and proclaim she's a superior crystal gem, and then Jasper will cave her triangular skull in like there's no tomorrow.
Pic related but with more violence
>>3769064
Christ, everyone should know that you can't trust screen caps unless there's a source provided.
It could be a hoax.
Peridot isn't a bad character neither, just occasionally obnoxious like S1 Steven.
>>3769166
I want to see Peridot's fusion virginity be taken.
>>3769149
>good storytelling
>>3769173
>they FUSE SO THEY CAN RIDE THE TALL RIDES
OH WOAH WOAH WOAH WOAH ITS A COMING
ITS A COMIN
ITS A CUMIN
>>3769175
Yeah, they've really dropped the ball lately with all the lapis victim syndrome going on.
>>3769172
She's an annoying smartass.
Steven was just obnoxious but he grew out of it.
Peridot is gonna be like this for the rest of the show.
>>3769186
unless it's a bloody lapidot episode (it might if zuke is doing it)
>>3769191
JASPER IS EVIL
FUCK JASPER
Torture her in a fusion that could've lasted an eternity as promised
Have her fall down a hole during an earthquake while shapeshifting gems just sit there
Crack her gem, make her go through corruption so the viewers can see the process like a lab experiment
>>3769186
Fusion on one hand, ridiculous tall device on the other.
>>3769186
Can't she just shapeshift her height or something?
>>3769227
I choose both.
>>3769231
Peridot can shapeshift the same way "Pearl can totally shapeshift"
>>3769064
>tfw this episode is probably not going to premiere for another month or longer
>>3769208
I don't believe it, that's why I asked for a source.
Anyone know how zap2it's URL works well enough to type in the address that the episode would have?
>>3769215
Have you SEEN Malachite? She's huge
>>3769231
Peridot is a literal retard and can't even shapeshift.
Yes she's that much of a failure.
>>3769242
Fucking forehead gems.
>>3769135
In before time warp shenanigans and he has to help ten year old Vidalia enjoy the park.
>>3769231
Probably. But this gem was restrained by a leash and a collar.
O N I O N
N I O N
I O N
O N
N
>>3769268
They're all fucking dorks.
>>3769214
Peridot's had some high moments that'd made her seem a tad mature. For example: walking away from Lapis and calmly agreeing to give her some space.
>my waifu gets another episode
>Connie continues to be cucked
>Jasper still in a hole
All is right in the world.
>>3769249
Her little flat feet are just so adorable.
>>3769269
And then he accidentally his own mom, just like in back to the future.
Or all you zombies, since he is his own mom and whatnot.
>>3767588
Being able to control water n shiet.
that or it's those stupid wings she has.
Considering Jasper's weapon is a useless fucking helmet it wouldn't surprise me.
>>3769319
That helmet works well for Jasper. She's good with it, and was able to block a full-on Steven-defending punch from Garnet with NO KNOCKBACK. Garnet got the knock-back.
>>3769319
Given the size of that helmet, it can probably block most Gem weapons.
>>3769304
I wanna tickle them, and make her giggle.
