HG thread
As expected, Ursula is using the enhanced magic to devastating effects.
>>3762578
You didn't die in that.
>>3762596
Ah!
I can't lose! I made a promise!
I want to hug Kaito and make him feel better.
>>3762545 (Wiz)
I mean, how's it make sense?
>>3762571 (Makoto)
I didn't think you'd share THAT little quirk with actual squirrels....
>>3762596
I think I made the worse deal here, this needs fingers...
>>3762598
Gogo no you can't become hajime no ippo
March back Into collegee right now and tell them it was just a prank bro.
>>3762596
There's a fight in the feast and another assorted killing. Final five.
>>3762622
Am I supposed to feel bad, I mean I feel guilty, but I'm still happy.
>>3762523 (Yukine)
I wouldn't consider this a waste...
>>3762552 (Tracksuit)
Could you tell me what happened? I'm curious now..
>>3762549 (Rika)
Sorry... I thought antagonizing you would work..
>>3762596
Just add more wood right..?
>>3762625
With a higher level comes more experience, meaning you can cast stronger and more varied spells.
...I-I mean, not all jobs can cast spells, but most can!
>>3762601 (Wiz)
>He sips it.
Holy shit, dude! This is way better than England's tea by a longshot! So, how much does it cost?
>>3762640
Stay still, fuckers...
>>3762622
I want to kill myself and end my crippling penile disease.
>>3762640
I probably failed Lord Ainz again..
>>3762578
I don't think the police could do anything, but even if I were strong enough, would killing her really be the right thing to do?..If I have to, I'll try.
>>3762625
Hehe, y-yeah.. A lot of our mannerisms and habits and stuff represent squirrels'. We're mostly human in the mind, but our instincts are more, umm.. Squirrely. Maybe you can meet them someday.
Okay, truth or dare?
>>3762640
I'll win!
I gotta win!
I made a promise!
>all these new Mic and Aizawa images
>I guess this means I'll make a Boku no Hero Academia game soon
>>3762645
...Let's just say she won't be here anymore...
>>3762652
I want to snuggle with this bug.
>>3762640
It's because I didn't have my scarf on right...?
>>3762640
Aw geez, can we just eat muffins and not fight?
I summon rufus
>>3762645
I'm just not in the mood....
>>3762648
This is just the the first time I've heard it associated with...levels.
>>3762655
Including going crazy in the bed, apparently....
>She shrugs
Truth.
>>3762656
Bro
>>3762640
The winner at the feast is a surprising one.
guys Subaru died
>>3762649
300 Eris.
I-If you don't have Eris, you can pay in something else as well!
>>3762669
Think of it like... p-power levels?
>>3762658
Why's that anon?
>>3762671
I have no idea what went wrong.
>>3762670
What?
>>3762675
I thought this happened five minutes ago?
>>3762669
H-Hey, that's lewd, Rika, quit it.
>She giggles, despite her protests.
Alright.. When you remove magic from the world, what do you think you'll do afterwards? Do you have a plan?
>>3762671
Aw..
>>3762676
I understand the concept, it's just...strange terminology.
>>3762654
Well, the way I see it is this: As Issac Newton says:
>For every action, there's an equal and opposite reaction.
The same applies to people, too. Unless, you know, you're a pacifist and don't want to kill anyone.
>>3762676
Eris? Hm... Is there any other type of currency you accept? I only have American dollars, but I think that this 'Eris' thing is worth more than my currency...
>>3762690
>kills u
>>3762671
This game went into overdrive with the last few events. Winner's next.
>>3762656
Oh, I'm sorry for bringing it up then, but who do you have your eye on now?
>>3762669
Rika, what's this about? You've been more like this recently.
>>3762675
Yeah, multiple times.
>>3762702
>>3762680
Because you're a cutie. Your carapace really accentuates the rest of your figure quite well.
>>3762708
>skins your gf
>>3762695
I don't think magic's something that CAN be entirely removed...and I'll just keep working and advancing everything I possibly can, I can't accept stagnation.
>>3762707
>She shrugs
I guess it's partly because I've just been thinking back on old times a lot.
>>3762706
That's a nasty smell, well good luck whatever you are.
>>3762698
Ah! Sorry!
>>3762700
A-American dollars? I have never heard of it...
>>3762707
Let me just say this: I have my eyes on anyone. I feel as though my job here is to be the wingman of the group, so I'll do just that.
Also, in case you didn't get it, I killed her.
>>3762717
LEAVE REM ALONE!
>>3762706
A talking horse just isn't interesting enough I'm afraid.
>>3762715
Well thank you anon, but I don't need someone to snuggle with when I have my sisters or Lord Ainz.
>>3762724
You don't think you'll ever just.. Relax? Once your goal is over and completed, even then, you'll keep working?
Everybody needs to relax some time.
>>3762738
Congratulations!
Thank you so, so much for hosting!
>>3762738
If only she stayed up longer. Congrats.
>>3762738
Congratulations, and thank you for the game!
>>3762729
>rem
>gf
fucking light novels
>>3762728
Why're you so apologetic?
>>3762746
I can't stand just doing nothing, typically.
>>3762753
Congrats, then, and thanks for the show.
>>3762738
>claps for the host and winner
>>3762753
Good job, Bitch.
Thanks for the game.
>>3762728
Darnit! Well, I guess I can give you 300 American Dollars then. Hold up...
Here!
>He gives you three 100 dollar bills.
>>3762753
Congrats to Suzumiya, and thanks for hosting, dude!
>>3762753
The first two were unexpectedly brutal.
>>3762724
Do you wish to go back to them? Getting home sick right?
>>3762729
Tracksuit what the hell man... you've been getting scary recently.. But.. You're still you, it's a little weird to explain.
>>3762738
Congratulations Haruhi!
Thank you for hosting Garnet! Sorry for causing trouble, but I appreciate you hosting!
>>3762773
Thanks for the game
>>3762700
It's not that I'm opposed to violence if it's necessary, but I became a magical girl to kill witches and save people. But I get the feeling she might get in my way if I didn't let more witches pop up quick enough.
>>3762762
I suppose I can't blame you for that.. I'm perfectly happy just laying around and doing nothing, but I think being around you motivates me to do more things. Hopefully I motivate you to be a bit lazier, too!
Alright, I wanna do a crazy dare.
>>3762773
Thanks for hosting
>>3762650
Crippling, aha! Like bikko...get it? Because she's...crippled........
>>3762762
I-It's just who I am...
>>3762772
These papers... they're money?
>Looks at them.
T-they aren't worth a lot, are they?
>>3762645
Well it's at least a waste for me
>>3762773
HA! I TOLD YOU! I SAID I WAS A PROFESSIONAL KNOCK OUT!
>>3762773
THANKS FOR HOSTING!
>>3762758
>Funny thing about that actually, despite knowing genuinely Rem likes him, he still chses after Emilia because he's fucking dumb as shit
>>3762775
Bishops are hellish people, Stingray. That's all you have to know.
>>3762773
Thanks for the game, Garneto!
>>3762740
Hahaha, th-that's okay. I'll just find someone else to snuggle with.
WE'RE GOING ON A TRIP
TO A PLACE CALLED AUSCHWITZ
IT IS SHOWER TIME
LITTLE JEWSTIEN
>>3762830
this is a good image
>>3762680
>tfw I complimented you three times and you overlooked or ignored them
That's fine I guess...
>>3762800
Can you make me a special nutsack?
>>3762775
I wish I could change what I did in the past, I suppose.
>>3762797
I am NOT lazy!
Urgh, you should be able to guess by not that I just don't care for ordering people around like that....
>>3762825
>not Felt
fucking subaru has shit taste tbqh famzilla
>>3762830
>throws brick
Fuck you, punk. I ain't going nowhere.
>>3762836
I'm sorry anon. I just overlook a bunch of you.
>>3762802
That's just mean...
>>3762820
Oh come on, you know you don't mind, but that's because you're yukind!...
>>3762825
A-alright... A-anything else going on..?
>>3762830
>Fuck.. That's disorientating...
>>3762836
Fuck off bub that buggo is mine to fawn over autisticly. Find someone else.
>>3762823
So you are still here. Pick a class you like the best. Neutral, Warrior, Shaman Rogue, Paladin, Hunter, Druid, Warlock, Priest, Monk, Death Knight or Mage.
>>3762746
>>3762756
>>3762762
>>3762768
>>3762770
>>3762772
>>3762775
>>3762790
>>3762800
>>3762825
Of course. It was a pleasure.
>>3762860
Don't worry about it, I'm used to it by now
>>3762792
I'm at a loss, unfortunately. I wouldn't have a clue on what to do... Maybe just wait for her to screw up and then work from there?
>>3762807
Eh? You don't have paper currency where you come from? Well, if you need me to pay that badly, do you want me to teach you how to make burgers so you can take that as payment instead? I don't have anything else...
>>3762851
OI! WATCH YOUR FUCKING LANGUAGE!
>>3762850
>Subaru is, without a doubt, the worst MC I've ever seen. He as clinical depression, clinical retardation, clinical self-esteem issues, and clinical delusions
>That begin said, he's [literally me]
>>3762861
Not really! I'm just hanging out, trying to have fun!
>>3762861
that was awful
>>3762847
I know you're not lazy! You're like, the opposite of lazy, and it's not healthy!
You gotta just lay back and cuddle a fluffy tail pillow sometimes.
It's not ordering me around, it's part of the game! Just think up something crazy or silly and dare me to do it, it's super easy.
>>3762870
Thanks for hosting.
>>3762882
Like I said, I can't stand stagnating. And I haven't got a sense of..."crazy" or "silly" sorts of things.
>>3762876
Who the fuck you talkin' to, punk?
>>3762878
He's genre savvy enough to be a meme, but so genre savvy that he actually forgets that people do things other than their tropes.
Hello, HG?
I think I've lost it.
>>3762845
Pff... BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Oh, please tell me you don't know the actual term for it. The naivety you'd demonstrate from that would be fucking golden
>>3762876
Ah. That sounds acceptable.
Do you think people will want to buy these burgers?
>>3762873
Yosh, Yosh!
>>3762847
What do you mean? You know it's bad to say things like that, we all have choices we regret, but we only get one chance at most.
>>3762878
>But he's not the MC though right?
Now that's the tracksuit I know and love!
>>3762881
Unlike the hug right?
>>3762899
>he's too self-aware when he goes into the magical realm, which made me chuckle. His lack of caring made me love him, but he is pretty damn genre savvy, whatever that means.
>speaking of memes, have this.
>>3762876
I guess I'll just have to see what happens. Thanks anyway Alfred.
First 48 get TF2 Steam Key :^)
>>3762910
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=QCbaMqyG2tA
>>3762896
Hmm.. D'you wanna do a dare first?
That'll give you a good example. I've got a few ideas for fun dares.
>>3762902
Huh?
I know what it's called!
I just want you to build me a nutsack! Why're you laughing?
>>3762897
You. Who else would I be talking to?
>>3762904
If they like meat, then yes! So, when do you want me to start teaching you?
>>3762923
You're welcome, dude!
>>3762925
Please
>>3762925
>tf2 steam key
>>3762921
Basically, it's what would happen if a tvtropes mod was in Subaru's place.
"genre savvy", as in knowing the stereotypes of the "genre you're in"
>>3762914
Just like the hug
>>3762901
W-well, maybe you can find what you're looking for at my shop.
>>3762925
Are they valuable?
>>3762934
Whenever it's best for you! I wouldn't want to trouble you or anything...
>Pours more tea.
>>3762870
Warrior!
I'm gone for reals now~!
>>3762914
Doesn't mean I can't want to change it anyways, though.
>>3762931
I think we might just be better off keeping it to that other thing.
>>3762931
Pahahahaha! You really don't! You really don't know what that actually means!
>>3762927
But it's just an onomatopoeia.
>>3762914
>he is, but lots of people think he'll turn out evil from all the mental breakage that happens. Reinheart will probably fuck him up in the end
Love is a strong word, you know. You should use something like...like! Like works perfectly fine when it comes to two guys!
>>3762943
>Thank you for enlightening me with your savvy millennial speech, fellow student!
>but yeah, that's pretty much him in a nutshell
YOU'RE ALL FUCKING WEEBS AND HERETICS.
>>3762953
Alright. See ya.
>>3762892
No problem kid.
>>3762901
Your innocence?
>>3762949
Can you brew me something to restore my innocence? Or maybe my sanity? At the very least I want an ale.
>>3762953
You're still not a professional, and you still can't beat inanimate objects
>>3762934
Shut the fuck up, skinny ass white boy.
>Walks up to you
What you carrying? Gimme your shit, bitch.
>Starts patting you down, looking for something to snatch
HERETIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICS
>>3762970
this desu familla
>>3762963
>She groans and pouts, crossing her arms.
Aw, fine. Alright, we'll just do truth. That's what I pick.
>>3762964
YES I DO!
You build things, don't you?!
I want you to build me a sturdy nutsack that I can wear!
>>3762985
Where?
>>3762977
Ah... S-sorry, I don't carry alcohol, but I have some potions that might interest you!
>>3762988
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=QCbaMqyG2tA
>>3762970
I don't even like anime or the japanese culture.
>>3762949
>Sips the tea
Alright, let me get the grills ready...
>He looks for the grills before realising there isn't any around.
Um... Can you set a fire, please? We need heat to defrost these things.
>>3762982
The only things I have are Freedom and burgers. I'm the United States of America; at least show some respect!
>>3762999
NO FUCKING EXCEPTIONS, HERETIC.
>>3763002
I want an antipsychotic. You can do that right?
>>3762977
>>3763004
I didn't want to be right. I'm not sure what to say.
>>3762991
Yeah, I know.... What's your deal with Noel? I keep hearing you talk about them
>>3763005
>Isn't that the helmet of one of the traitor legions?
>>3763002
D'you have nuts?
>>3763009
I didn't ask for your name, punk. Now give me one of them burgers!
>>3763009
S-sorry! I can't start a fire in the store!
>>3763021
I... I don't know what that is, sorry.
>>3763026
I-I'm sorry!?
>>3762946
Awww! You don't mean that right?
>>3762963
I know, just don't take this thing too far alright?
>>3762969
>If that happens I'm ganna hate it, he's too much of a bro...
Nah, I let you stay in my house free of charge, I love ya man.
>>3763009
America, next time I see you in a fight again, you're going to time out again, actually... Who were you fighting with earlier...?
>>3763017
The emperor's a big neerrrrd!
>>3762991
You really don't know the term. Wow. This is great. And yes, I can make you a bag that can hold various tree nuts for you... for a price
>>3763029
>unzips my scrotum and places it between two pieces of break
Here's your hamburger big boy.
>>3763054
>Smashes it with a brick
Dumb ass nigga.
>>3763023
Every time I see this image I think Garnet has a really big, dumb smile.
>>3763024
I DON'T FUCKING CARE
>>3763041
P-Please, love is a strong word. I'd rather not hear that from another guy.
>>3763039
How about a big ole jar of poison a bendy straw? I know you have those in stock.
>>3763029
Here, dude.
>He passes you a burger from one of his pockets. It seems to be from McDonalds.
Hope ya like it!
>>3763039
Well, do you have anything that gives off heat? If not, I can improvise!
>>3763041
I don't know! I was just telling him to watch his language!
>>3763064
>dick explodes
HahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahwhahahHAHAHAHAH HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHWHAHAHHAHAHAHAH AHHHHUHHHHHH M MAH DICK
>>3763076
>Eats in in two bites
Thanks, fool. Now give me another one!
>>3763047
HAHAHAHAHAH
I'M GONNA SHOVE MY FOOT SO FAR UP YOUR ASS YOUR BREATH WILL SMELL LIKE SHOE POLISH
>>3763072
I don't know what a straw is, but I do carry poisons...
D-do you want me to get it for you? It's in the back.
>>3763076
I only have my magic, but I don't want to burn my store down...
S-sorry.
>>3763065
Ookay. I think I laughed too hard at that. Probably the best that I get some rest. Love y'all. Later.
>>3763027
GO BE A HERETIC SOMEWHERE ELSE
>>3763069
>not caring about proper uniform
>>3763091
That would be lovely dollface
>>3763024
I thought I told you already.. Guess not..
Well, I guess we gotta start back when I was in school. I got bullied by all of the other kids because, well, you can probably tell I'm not really normal. I never had friends, growing up. I was pretty depressed, and honestly, taking my own life was becoming a real option that I had on my mind.
Then I met Noel. She and another girl, Tsubaki, stook up for me. Later, I saved their lives from a fall that would've killed them. I guess I just did it because they were the only people to show me kindness.
Later that night was the first time I've ever cried in front of anyone. They both accepted me for who I was, a beastkin, even though they were humans.
Tsubaki.. We had a bit of a falling out, but don't worry, we made up in the end.
Noel is my best friend, though. I don't know what I would do without her. I love her like family.
So.. That's why I miss her so much. It's like missing a part of myself.
>>3763039
You said you have potions!
Do you have any potions that can give you nuts?
>>3763051
Thanks! I knew you'd be the guy!
How much for a brand new nutsack?
>>3763041
I mean it 100%
>>3763070
Oh but hey, I was curious about those hand things that you can do..
>>3763076
Oh, good job then!
>Gives him a thumbs up.
>>3763102
Goodnight Garnet, rest well, sweet dreams!
>>3763086
Okay.
>He passes you another burger from the same pocket. Just how many does he have?
>>3763091
Oh well. I'll just set these to defrost then...
>He sets the patties on the counter while getting the buns ready.
I hope you're writing this down, dude. This might get you more customers (emphasis on might)!
>>3763102
See ya later!
>>3763106
I CARE, YOU FUCKING IGNORANT HERETIC.
>>3763090
I heard that the Emperor likes to have gay sex with heretics!
Whaddya got to say to that?
>>3763121
>Eats it in three bites
I ain't finished yet, keep passing me them burgers.
>>3763110
You really want that tank pussy.
>>3763134
Are you sure?
>He passes you two this time.
>>3763135
That's LEWD, Anon!
I've reserved myself for Noel!
Ah! Y-You didn't hear that!
I already know who I want to marry!
>>3763041
I'm not going to bother with time travel, if that's what you mean.
>>3763069
>But that's heresy if you don't care it's a traitor legion or not.
>>3763102
Be seeing you.
>>3763110
>She takes a moments to compose herself, before clearing her throat
Well...I suppose I can't blame you, then.
>>3763128
THAT IS HERESY YOU FILTHY HERETIC!
>>3763109
A-ah, right away!
>Goes into the back room.
>Comes back with a green vial.
Might I ask... W-what are you going to use this for?
>>3763110
E-eh!? N-no!
>>3763121
>Nervously pokes one.
Are they not ready? H-how is the tea?
>>3763132
I HEARD YOUR A FUCKING LONELY ASS, GAY LOOKING, DONG INHALING, DEPRESSED MOTHERFUCKER
>>3763120
The God's Hands? What about 'em?
>>3763145
>Unwraps them both and starts eating, switching from burger to burger
I'll tell you when I'm done. Now hand me three more!
>>3763148
Really?
I thought you said relying on my friends so much was a bad thing..
>>3763150
You don't have any nuts?
I don't believe you..
Show me where you're hiding your nuts!
>>3763148
IT ISN'T A TRAITOR LEGION YOU SKANK
>>3763149
NOTHING THERE IS HERETICAL YOU FUCKING HERETIC
>>3763110
Just... keep not knowing the actual meaning of nutsack. It's hilarious
>>3763150
Just gonna be getting rid of all my problems.
By that I mean uh, some rats. Huge. Biggest ones I've ever seen. If I let it go any longer they'll drag me away one of these nights haha.
>>3763116
Oh hey, that reminds me, I haven't seen Ichimastu lately I don't think...
>Pets his head.
>>3763148
Haha, if you wanted to Jack knows how to build one, though you'd need to supply the materials..
>>3763158
Is that how you've been getting drinks from the kitchen, because I never see you come up out of the basement...
What time do the not boring avas wake up?
>>3763154
*YOU'RE.
>>3763154
Says the one who needs a psychiatrist like a dog needs a bone.
>>3763177
Well what does it actually mean?? It's a sack that holds nuts! There's nothing else it even can be!
>>3763180
Stop touching me!
>>3763150
The tea is amazing, miss! Anyway, here I go: You put the buns on the counter like this. Then, you put the lettuce on, then the patty, then the cheese! You can put other things on if you want, but I usually have these ingredients on like this.
>A burger is on the counter. Not great, but not bad either.
Would you like to try it?
>>3763166
Holy shit, dude!
>He passes you four. You have eaten eight burgers so far.
>>3763185
when your boring ass shit opinions leave
>>3763180
That's a secret only me and the rats are allowed to know~!
But I'd rather that then having to use them for dark purposes. I really don't want to have to kill someone with them.
>>3763185
I'm right here.
>>3763172
>Covers her dress protectively.
P-please stop! P-p-perverts aren't w-welcome in my store!
>>3763179
Are you sure you need poison for that?
I-I could always rent you a cat familiar to get rid of them... or perhaps you could hire a hero to come and kill them for you!
>>3763202
That is all you have to do?
>Picks up the burger.
I-I can eat this?
>>3763207
So never?
>>3763185
>Jolyne shit talking the empire
>Yukine being verbally molested
>Makoto wanting Jack's nutsack
Personally I'm getting a good chuckle
>>3763190
LIKE YOU NEED TO STOP EATING THOSE DICKS.
>>3763176
NOT CARING ABOUT PROPER ARMOR IS AGAINST THE EMPEROR'S WILL, YOU HERETICAL TRAITOR!
Now I need 24 of you punk ass bitches. Give me your name, then shut the fuck up!
>>3763202
>Finishes the two burgers then shoves the remaining four into his pockets
Thanks, punk. I'll remember this the next time I see your bitch ass walking down the street.
>>3763176
>Which legion is it, then? I can't even tell, all I can guess is that it's not the Ultras.
>>3763172
I think this is extenuating circumstances....
>>3763180
I doubt it'd work, anyways.
>>3763231
Rika
>>3763231
Natsuki Subaru!
Thank you, Sir!
>>3763198
Never!.. Well, I'll stop if you smile!
>Continues petting.
>>3763210
R-rats...? Please tell me there aren't actually rats in the house...
>>3763231
Punk Kaito
>>3763231
Makoto Nanaya
>>3763212
Perverts? Why're you covering up your dress..?
>3...2...1.. Lightbulb.
The nuts are in your dress, aren't they?! Gimme your nuts! I just want to nibble on them!
>>3763212
Yep! It's simple, but tastes amazing! Try it!
>He is eating a burger of his own.
>>3763231
Alfred Jones the American Hero
Good.
>>3763231
Wiz
>>3763231
Darth Vader
>I will have to sleep soon, but I will check the archive if i won
>>3763231
Jack Spicer
>>3763221
NOT ONLY DO I CARE, IT ISN'T A TRAITOR LEGION. YOU HERETICAL SCUM.
>>3763231
PRESIDENT MIC!!!!
>>3763231
AXE COP
Maria and Harusame
>>3763231
>>3763220
I'm getting more pussy than you ever will.
And more than the Emperor will either!
>>3763231
Jolyne Kujoh.
>>3763231
Ainz Ooal Gown
>>3763231
Anchorage
>>3763212
No, no. That's quite all right. I prefer to handle my own problems head on with supple amounts of toxic liquid.
Now how much for his bottle?
>>3763231
Yukine's reaction to Kaito
>>3763241
>punches in the gut again
I told you to stop, asshole!
>>3763231
Adeptus Custode
>>3763231
Aldebaran
>>3763231
Entoma
>>3763231
Ririchiyo
>>3763234
How about you?
You said you had a friend that you really liked and fought with?
D'you want to talk about her?
Talking about Noel makes me miss her less, so.. Maybe you should talk about your friend, too.
>>3763264
THE ONLY "PUSSY" YOU HAVE IS YOUR OWN, HERETICAL SKANK. THE EMPEROR NEEDS NOT THE ATTENTION OF A WHORE. AND NEITHER DO I.
>>3763231
Me irl
>>3763231
Saambell the Summoner
>>3763279
Good luck.
>>3763231
Bikko
>>3763234
I don't, I can tell he's a genius...
>>3763271
Fine fine.. You don't need to get violent..
>Pulls my hand away.
Where's your hat though?
>>3763292
Suit yourself, fagboy.
I bet I have more girlfriends than you can count.
Which of course, means more than 2.
>>3763195
You're so naive, it's hilarious. Just keep being that way
M-my shop is still open, if anyone wants something to eat or drink while we wait for the next game.
>>3763242
P-please don't! I-I-I don't have any!
>>3763244
>Bites into the burger.
A-ah, It's... good? I think?
>>3763268
7,000 Eris. Can you afford it?
Give me two more.
>>3763309
Jolyne don't fucking speak that way, I raised you better than that.
>>3763306
You're not allowed to touch that either!
>>3763327
Sunset
>>3763309
I could crush you, but I'd rather not get the semen of twelve men on my armor. You heretical hoe.
>>3763287
"Really liked"...? Well, I respected her, if nothing else. Trusted, even. Her name was Marisa Kirisame, and you'd never guess what she was....
>>3763306
Maybe I'm just harsh on him because of how he insulted my tanks.
>>3763313
But is it good enough to be put on the menu? Remember that you can put anything in it, dude~!
>He is still eating his-- What the fuck? He's eating another one, apparently.
>>3763304
Thank you anon.
>>3763241
There are! There's me, and then there are the actual rats!
>>3763329
>You raised me
Mhmm.
>>3763338
Try it!
I think you'd trip over that clunky armor before you even got within 15 feet of me!
Deebo
I'll be back with your shit.
>>3763312
I don't get it!
Tell me what I'm missing!
>>3763313
Why're you being so secretive, then?
I bet you've got the biggest nuts anyone's ever seen hidden in that dress!
Show me!
>>3763339
Don't tell me..
She was..
Bald?
>>3763327
Recoome
>>3763354
Be a proper lady.
You've already been to prison once, God damn it. I'm only forgiving you because it was near the ocean and named after a dolphin.
>>3763361
I'll tell you when this stops being funny
>>3763361
You're...more than a bit off-target.
>>3763341
Sorry, I'm not quite sure.
I -I don't have the best... sense of taste.
>>3763361
>Hides behind counter.
S-someone please help! I'm being harassed by a p-p-pervert!!
Here's the lineup. Check this shit.
>>3763354
You scared, little one? Don't even try and come close.
>>3763333
I wasn't going to touch it, I was just asking about it.
>>3763339
I insulted your tanks at one point remember? But they are really well built...
>>3763349
W-why didn't you tell me?! We need to get rid of them!
>>3763377
It's not even funny in the first place!
>>3763379
A.. Beastkin?
A tank engineer!
A scientist!
A computer program!
A youkai!
>>3763385
Why're you calling me a pervert? I'm not even doing anything lewd! I'm not even married yet!
Now just give me your nuts, please!
>>3763388
What a fancy line-up of weird people. This kind of stuff makes a man's heart boil and usually brings trouble.
>>3763395
Well I'm still not telling you
>>3763390
I don't even have to!
That's the best part!
[S T O N E F R E E!]
>>3763395
Yeah, but he said that his robots were better.
>>3763401
Almost on that last part....Not something I care for much.
>>3763388
It looks good enough to eat!
>>3763395
Don't do that! Those rats are my friends!
>>3763401
It's funny to people like me
>>3763388
Thank you for the game. S-sorry if I don't preform well.
>>3763401
E-ehhhhh!
>Runs into the back room.
>>3763388
Let's just get going.
>>3763385
Oh well. Consider putting it on your menu! It's a delicacy back home!
Is Makoto being goving you a hard time? Do you want me to ask her to stop?
>>3763411
A.. Mage?
A shrine maiden.
A vampire?
A ghost!
The embodiment of fun things?
>>3763416
Gray people?
>>3763418
Hey, come back!
>She runs forward, but trips on the edge of the counter, falling flat on her face.
Get the fuck out there and do some work, punks!
>>3763424
>giving
>Farkin hell, I need to read my posts...
>>3763410
Ill crush that old tin-can and than you.
>>3763313
Uhhh
But that bottle in stock for me please. Ill come back for it tomorrow with the money.
>>3763433
What the hay, America?!
>>3763424
I will put it on my menu then...
Makoto? I'm sorry?
>>3763430
P-p-please don't steal things!
W-what do I do... I'm too scared...
>>3763433
I-I'm sorry I wasn't able to help you...
>>3763443
O-of course!
>>3763430
Right on that first one.
>She grins slightly
And actually, you could argue that we worked for a ghost....
>>3763433
OH COME ON!
>>3763433
Somehow I have a bad feeling about it. There's no way I'll die for a bag by the hands of someone who's already dead.
>>3763430
I AM PALE, NOT GRAY!
>>3763433
God damn it
>>3763433
I'm too smart to get mixed up in that dying stuff. See you later, suckers!
>>3763446
Excuse me, but that was MY bread!
>>3763451
The pervert. Her?
>>3763406
Aww, but I want to buy one!
>>3763411
Well, you say your tank is better right?
>>3763413
Okay.. Ewww... And fine.. Just keep them under control I guess...
>>3763433
Dead already...
>>3763466
Y-yes! Please help!
>>3763441
Don't think so!
>Jolyne suddenly whips her hand forward
>It's fucking string now
>It's wrapping around your throat
>>3763451
>Her nose starts bleeding profusely, staining the carpet. She clutches her face and starts whining and crying.
>>3763452
Really? Wow, that sounds so cool, Rika. So what happened between you two that got you to respect her?
Maybe I can take notes!
>>3763458
You're white in this lighting!
>>3763466
It had nuts in it, though!!
