erp thread
make erp great edition
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>>3759369
D-do it..... Fill this needy pussy full with your hot spunk~ I can't take it!
>Bracing herself against the ground she pushed her hips onto his crotch. A loud smack reverberated with every thrust her body going crazy and the loud moans getting more and more noisy. Her slit tightens around his breeding stick, and she pushes and pulls, her body trying to milk him for every drop.
>>3759466
>Giggling all the while a lewd smile adorns her face. The cock placed firmly between her silky smooth cheeks she playfully wiggled the flesh together.
There nothing more then a wife's duty to please her husband an any way possible! It might be cliché but......as your wife I must ask.... Would like food? A bath? Or me~
>She was absolutely delighted to say those words, she couldn't help herself.
>>3759575
>She arced a brow, seeing his lips, and then watched as the male started to kiss along her arm, leaving a trail. When he shared his marking and broke in to laughter, she wore a once more deadpan expression before she closed her eye, shaking his head with a smile.
You really are a baka.
>>3759489
Geez, so many admirers lately~ Do you happen to be my fan from last night with a bit more of an aggressive tint?
>>3759696
alrighty! if that's all, i suppose i should get out of your hair now. let me know if you ever want another hug! be seeing you!
Pizza oven.
Definitely NOT burning your food.
>>3759700
we hit image limit anon!
>>3759719
Just a bit longer... and ill fill up this womb of yours~
>He keeps driving in as much as he can, inching himself closer and closer to his cumshot, slamming into her cervix so she knows exactly were he is aiming
>>3759730
I hate cats, go away
>Hisses
Go, shoo
>>3759730
I'm not. Someone entirely new and enraptured with you.
>>3759735
I want 12.
>>3759773
Well I want one kenny to fuck me
Rangiku from bleach or Murasaki from senran kagura?
>I'm equally clueless on both of their backgrounds don't expect too much.
>>3759740
But the Op didn't have the previous thread.
>>3759766
Ehhh? All this admiration of late is going to make me blush. I'm not Miku; I'm just some fat shipgirl with a sordid, blogging past.
And if you're out there other admirer, hihi~
>>3759659
Good.. That's right.
>He moaned as her grip enveloped his meaty length. Being careful not to get too comfortable though as his rifle remained pointed at her.
Faster.. Work for my load.
I bet you wish you could taste It.
>She couldn't stop her strike as his cloak began to glow, only grit her teeth and hope her sword could power through whatever enchantment he possessed. It hummed as she struck it, and the impulse that traveled back down her blade rattled her whole body before her grip relinquished. Her weapon was blown away, its own edge singing in the wind as it flew over her shoulder and grazed her. Her fingers burned, rent open and bruised by its escape, as did her face as a slight trickle of blood rolled down her cheek. She took a step back from him, falling onto her bottom in shock. Cursing herself, she started to skitter backwards away from him.
>>3759797
>Huge NEET tits
>drunk rude schoolgirl that also has huge tits
How am I supposed to choose
>>3759577
Fluttertits squeaks at his pinch. Her nipple extends with zero resistance for several inches before being snapped back into place and fondled by his dextrous fingers. She whimpers, swallows the spunk staining his cock, and leaves his head with a moist plop so she can answer his question. "Uh, just once. There was a masquerade at a nice mansion and it turned out everybody was there for sex. I was very nervous at first," during her spiel, Fluttershy sits erect and frees his shaft from her bust altogether, "I met a nice man outside in the garden and we took a seat to get to know each other. Nothing happened until we... spied on a couple through a window. We ended up having sex somewhere in the garden..." She smiles at the recollection. "That's my only experience with a man, until now."
>>3759699
Fluttershy's body is rocked forward from his robust pump, causing all the fat padding her body to shift forward and jostle back invitingly. Luckily, the same fat cushioned the blow of his hips, subduing the possible pain and discomfort. "Ah! Mh! Nh! Anon!" Every thrust he gives, another cute squeak rolls out her lips until her arms give way and force her face to the floor, where she's muffled and silenced.
>>3759797
I will choose Rangiku
>>3759719
>He laughed as he rubbed his member on the fox's butt.
You're right, but, come on, Caster...wouldn't you be a little disappointed if I wanted dinner right now? The only thing I'm going to eat right now is you, of course!
>He placed the top of his shaft against the cute servant's slit, rubbing it to collect some of her love juice on his dick. He pressed the tip of his cock against her wet entrance and slowly pushed his way inside, fighting against her tight hole to fill up her insides. He grit his teeth as worked his way inside the narrow tunnel, until he found himself buried inside her, his hips meeting hers. He sighed with relief and collected himself before pulling it back out again, and began thrusting in and out of her at a gentle pace.
>>3759761
Almost forgot to respond to this one.
They're dumb antenna! I dunno why I have them!
>>3759730
>He wipes the rest of the lipstick off on his arm before looking up with his warm smile.
Through and through. You know you love teasing him, just consider it fuel to stoke a different fire.
>He sheaves out a long sigh, regaining his composure. Moving in, he gives the deadpan ship one final kiss, this time on the eye patch.
Well...unfortunately it's probably well past when I should drop like a fly, but it's been more than fun, Cuteryuu!
>>3759816
>pokes forehead
>>3759797
>still waiting for a yoruichi
>>3759816
What is your name? I'd love to know what I'm supposed to scream as I pleasure myself to you instead of shipgirl.
>>3759770
(Apologies for my tard syndrome)
>The small robot shudders and vibrates within himself, practically melting from watching the sheer passion in which he ate the pizza. The way he looked, tasted it, the small noises he may or may have not been making on purpose. All of it brought the pizza oven to a place undiscovered.
>>3759773
Welp, I'm the only one here. If I could multiply, I would.
>>3759868
Take them off they remind me of cats and I HATE cats, go ahead take them off
>>3759889
Stop!
>>3759892
U-Um, it's Tenryuu!
>>3759906
>
>>3759848
>he bends over her, reaching his hands to grope her breasts
>he continues his thrusts getting ever faster, pushing deep inside her wet sloppy pussy
Fuck, sorry everyone. I got sidetracked playing NuDoom and forgot to make a new thread.
>>3759818
>Her glowing eyes stay focused on his member while her hand moves faster, jerking his length harder as her grip tightens slightly. Her voice is soft and sombre in his mind when she speaks.
... Yes. I wish I could. I would taste your seed.
>His cock is right in front of her smooth face while her clawed fingers move back and forth along the shaft, pumping it steadily harder and harder.
>>3759936
>Tenryuu
Evening everyone. How are we doing today?
>>3759957
I mean we have one, so it's not a problem.
>>3759936
Tenryuu. It fits you. A pretty name for a pretty girl. And you look even cuter without the cat antennas... not to mention that body.
>>3759971
Good, thanks for asking! How are you?
>>3759936
Alos get rid of that eyepatch I hate pirates and those scallywags also get rid of those clothes I HATE clothes
>>3759968
(I feel like I'm missing something here)
>>3759826
>After leaving a circle of decay In the Earth, his sword now seemed darker than the night, only visible because of the sheer contrast It had, It was as If the length of his blade became a black hole. He slowly walked forward to the back peddling girl, blade in hand.
That face of despair.. It never gets old.
How should I do it this time, I wonder?
>All It would take was a simple attack to dispatch the unarmed girl, but It was as if he fed on her distress as he waited yet again to see what she would do, drawing closer to her with each step.
>>3759971
Hungry.
Indecision roll.
>>3759848
He nods in a sage-like like manner as she tells her story. "I see, I see. So you aren't quite a real slut then. You're just a huge pervert huh?" He suddenly reaches out to grab her underarms and lift her up, forcing her to stand once more. From there he wraps his arms around her and pulls her in between his legs so he can give her ass some proper attention, all while planting kisses on her stomach. His eyes eventually catch the glistening juices that had been sliding down her thighs after she had given in to her true nature, so he looks up at her with a devilish grin. "Looks like somebody was really enjoying their selves eh?" He asks as he slaps both of her asscheeks, alternating between both cheeks like he was drumming them.
>>3759754
Go~ Go~ Go~ I need all of that cum! Don't tease my womb so much and not fill it to the brim!
>Her whole feminine physic explodes in pleasure. Her body reaching to the peak as her womanly orgasm starts to wrack with your thrusts pushing her over the edge.
C-cum~~
>>3759867
Hehehe~ it's my womanly duty to ask senna I was a little late my dear husband~
>Humming the sweet tone of happiness, Caster quietly sang a gasp of pleasure as you gently pushed your way inside of her picturesque body. With the member of her lovely husband bottomed out inside of her, and the coaxing of his gentle thrusts, she moved her hips into a steady rhythm of slick sounds and heated moans.
>>3760009
I could feed you some cum.
>>3759985
It was alright my child. Very hot day at work and us skeletons are weak to fire damage. Was just thinking about a shower.
>>3760009
Make something! Random selection is Peanut butter toast.
I think I might go for the NEET tits.
>>3759971
Nervous
>>3760057
I for one believe you made the right decision.
>>3760009
>Gets on your boat.
>>3759987
You're out of luck anon, I'm sorry. I'm a shit!
>>3759981
It's unfortunate I've been deemed to wear them almost all the time, but they're easily ignored. But thank you~
>>3760057
We have like no Senran reps lately so any little bit helps, especially one that has cleavage that smells of pizza sauce.
>>3759971
Hyped for the Jiro breakdown
He's not online in the Discord and he almost always is so it might be happening
>>3760073
What's there to be nervous about anon?
>>3760048
Alright is better than bad! Go take a shower, you'll feel better afterwards!
>>3760046
>Her orgasm sends him over, peircing into her womb and he fills it with his seed, not letting a single drop get wasted and leak out of her
>>3759971
Hopelessly depressed.
>>3759965
>His evident triumph over her send a shiver of excitement through his cock, firing a small stream of clear semen outwards, And he could feel the familiar tingle of orgasm begin to overtake him.
Faster! I'm almost there!
>One hand reached down to grip her head as well as part of her armored crown to ensure that when he came, a minimal amount of it would be wasted on the floor, and he rested his rifle on his forearm.
>>3760092
(I'm loving this sudden Cuteryuu love, have a good night!)
>>3760048
Too much work to go down stairs, go outside, buy peanut butter and jelly, come home, and make the sandwich.
>>3760057
I approve of this.
>>3760098
Just a test Papa Bones. I don't know if I will make it.
>>3760047
I never had toast with cum on it.
>>3760080
We're on a boat?
>>3760092
Trust me, they don't turn me off of you in the slightest~
>>3760111
Hi Jiro
Find your soulmate
>>3760092
Daily Ryouna quote fulfilled.
>>3759896
>Swallows the large meat that occupied his mouth, with a single gulp that same meat was being pushed down his throat, it too falls into a warm lake.
>The way he ate the pizza left him ravenous, long longer could he hold back his desire to devour the slice in his hand. The hand the long thick slice rested on brings it up to his lips, the tip of the slice spreads his lips, soon most of the slice was in his mouth. Pushing the slice in too far he gags on it before pulling it back. The teeth at the front of his mouth cut the piece cleanly. After being cut his teeth get to work; slowly grinding at the slice as the sauce spills from his mouth.
(Y-you're not gonna cum from this a-are you? :c)
>>3760133
Jerk me off and I'll let you smear it on whatever you want.
>>3760114
(Is that you baka? Geez, you're so all over the place~ Either way, whether you are or aren't, sleep well honey.)
>>3760143
Good!
>>3760162
I want to pee on you until you drown in it!
>>3760162
PURE
>>3760111
Same
>Hugs
>>3760074
Like I said, don't expect too much. I'll do my best, though. Still need to collect images and go over her page again.
>>3760092
Kek, that was part of my reasoning and I get to be super lazy while I'm at it. Sounds counterproductive but meh.
>>3760124
Thanks for your support, Anon.
>>3760046
It's all right, next time I come home from work, you can greet me wearing a naked apron, and ask me again! But my answer is going to be the same every time, Caster - there's no way I can resist filling up my cute wife with all of my love!
>He starts moving his hips a little faster, goaded on by the servant moving to match his rhythm. Her wet insides felt amazing, filling his lower half with a warm feeling as he did his best to restrain himself from pounding her right from the start. His dick twitched in pleasure every time he stroked the fox's inner walls, as it ached to release inside of her and fill her womb with his seed.
>>3760000
>She kept struggling backwards, tearing up clumps of grass as she dug her hands in and kicked out frantically. She couldn't outpace him, and knew it, but knew that turning her back would get her nowhere. Twisting and turning her body, putting everything on display while going so slow was getting her to that same, vile place.
"My money is back there! Get away from me you freak!"
>>3759938
The overwhelming thrusts she receives is enough to fuel her mind of perverted scenarios, all of which revolve around the idea of being a breeding cow for the Anon behind, pumping out kid after kid until she is a bloated sow kept alive only to milk his cock and have her endless supply of eggs fertilized over and over again. Her pussy flows with her nectar and gushes out her abused lips as it accompanied by a wavering scream.
>>3760045
Fluttershy stands and allows him to grope her behind as she thinks of a proper response to his comment. She stares ahead of herself; her tits once again obscuring her vision and stopping her from looking into his eyes. Although most people see her as a gentle giant, deep inside, she's a slut and she knows it. "Y-yes," she whispers out, trying not to get distracted by his teasing, his kneading, and her burning clit. "I'm a huge, nasty pervert that loves nothing but dick and letting other people watch me take care of one. It's why I'm so torn about being here. I mean, what if someone I know close spots me?" The light spanking her of fat rump echoes higher than her words. "I don't regret coming tonight, though."
>>3760112
>His precum flows down over her jerking hand, being smeared along his shaft while she keeps jerking along with quickly covering her fingers with the sticky fluid. Her hand moves faster at his command while he holds her head in place in front of his near-bursting member, and her blue eyes are peeled on the swollen cock right in front of her while her hand pumps it more and more.
>>3759971
... I'll be good after I make this noose
>>3760197
I want you to lay back and let me jerk to you while you ignore me
>>3760231
>pic
>>3760174
What a wonderful pic to end the night on. Wish I could talk to you more but I need to be off for the night. It was a pleasure meeting you Tenryuu and I hope to see you again!
>>3760197
I wish to bury my face on those breasts
>>3760166
>Parsee looks to the side thinking to herself how much work that would require. She then sat on her knees, looking up at the anon.
How about you just thirst your cock into my mouth. I am extremely hungry and tired at the same time.
>>3760223
>his cock begins throbbing, swelling up quickly, showing that he's incredibly near climax, just about to fill her womb properly
>>3760245
(Fuck, I completely missed your post, I had when threads change and I don't get my notifs, but I guess that's as good a place as any to end. Gomen nasai)
>>3760254
No worries at all, you sleep well anon~ Maybe I'll let you rub my belly next time.
>>3760045
>>3760295
"I need to snooze in twenty minutes, Anons. Just a heads up."
>>3760174
>tfw no tenryuu vomit play
>>3760243
I'm not really comfortable playing in character right now but I could keep posting images while you go at it if you want.
>>3760284
Soon.
>>3760290
I think I could do that.
>drops my pants and moves up towards you, my tip resting against your soft lips
>>3760165
Aahh~ Fuck. Sir, please keep eating the slices. It's so erotic.
>Shaking, almost as if it were in an earthquake. It dings and rotates even faster now, giving a surprised whirring sound from you gagging.
Oh my. Such a messy eater. Aahh yeah. Eat that pizza you fucking Adonis.
(And if I do?)
>>3760314
I would seriously indulge someone in that just to use the art since I love meme50, just as a one-off if someone was interested.
>>3760199
I can dress up in anything you want darling~ A maid outfit! Tiny skirts! Hehe you can pleasure me right there anytime to, but I have to make sure my husband is eating properly first~
>The cock swelled inside of her, the pace of his thrust felt electrifying, her body wasn't sinking around him, pushing and squirming as you strutted up her slick insides.
And don't hesitate and asking me to clean you up as well~
>>3760307
You too. And I'll rub anywhere you want me to~
>>3760347
(If you came to this I'd be happy <3)
>>3760240
How about we hug lots instead
>>3760374
And then I fuck you in the ass until you shit yourself, right?
That would be too much for me, but if I'm in the right mood I can dig his puke fetish. I'd do it sometime for sure.
>>3760307
(No worries Cuteryuu, try to enjoy the rest of your night off! I'm gonna finally head out)
>>3760313
"Can't properly coach a girl if she's tired, so we'll continue our training session next time. Ya get me, Fluttertits?"
>A rolling, rhythmic tap-tap-tap sounds out from Asahina's heels as she bursts onto the scene, a blur before she comes to a wobbling stop on a dime. Her teeth cradle the edge of a donut, with pink frosting and sprinkles, as she reaches up to brush some strands of hair from her forehead. With her other hand, she takes the treat, and then bites out the portion soaked with her saliva. A moment of bliss brightens her flushed face, where her eyes close and she lets out a hummed moan before swallowing.
Eh-heh! That's five kilometers down! Now just...just...
>She blinks, and then looks around, her nose twitching as she sniffs the air. Her lips curl to a pout, and she wraps one arm under her damp tank-top. Perhaps from the sudden stop, her face glows a brighter red as she stares around.
...maybe I can stop here, just for a little. Right.
>With a determined nod and a grin, Asahina bounces a little in place.
>>3760374
>That doujin
Oh yeah, bumping up the next time I play Jinx.
>>3760213
What I'm after is a bit more valuable than money, girl.
>When he caught up to her at his leisurely pace, he planted a strong stomp onto her ribs to hinder any future attempts at escape. Then, He knelt down, and begun tearing off her clothes, any movements made in attempt to escape only assisting him in his task, he continued until she was left stark naked in the night breeze, and he knelt there, no face recognizable aside from the same, piercing eyes.
>>3760295
Fluttershy can undoubtedly feel his shaft harden inside her walls, as well as his fast-beating heart. "Are you... Are you going to cum, Nonny?" She quirks, her voice still innocent despite being fucked on all fours. "Because if you are, please go as deep as you can. I can handle the pain, Nonny; I really want to be pregnant after this. I really want to start a big family! Ooh..." A crash of bliss silences her. The fat cow stuffs her face into her arm and tilts her rear up so gravity can force his incoming spunk down into her womb.
>>3760435
"I-I got you, Coach! Thank you for making me more open."
>>3760321
Well, I'd want a little in-character feedback...but nothing too crazy!
It's up to you, no pressure.
>>3760424
Not that part so much. I prefer the swimsuit doujin cause it lacks the scat part. I mean, I could write it... but it'd do exactly nothing, if not negative things for me.
>>3760434
Alright~ I look forward to being your onahole next weekend. Sleep well, baka boy.
>Smooches
>>3760451
Perv~
>>3760383
Sounds like a good time to me~ Rest well!
>>3760444
>>3760444
>I present the girl with a water bottle
Need some water?
>>3760444
>delicious brown just as I'm leaving
I swear somebody better take you up for some fun or I'll be super pissed
>>3760478
I was kidding, I wouldn't touch the scat stuff. But I'd be really interested in some hardcore irrumatio Meme50 style, yeah.
Ahh.... Your cum was so good~ you filled me up.... I might just get pregnant~
>>3760444
>The anon watched as she entered, walking up to her to greet her
Uh, hi! Who are you?
>>3760231
>As she jerks him with her firm grip, he lets out a load groan as he releases several jets of thick spunk from his cock, the first two streaking across her eye and down her cheek, the next landing where a mouth would be, and the final remnants seeping out onto her tits.
>He breathed heavily, trying to regain composure as he eyed the alien, now stained with pearly white streaks of his seed.
>>3760457
>he smirks, pushing his cock deeper inside of her, touching her cervix
>his cock throbs harder unleashing a massive load of sperm into her fertile womb, thick strings of semen heading straight down her pussy
>>3760094
I'm disappointed to hear that's something you're excited for anon. No one deserves to have jokes of their own suicide thrown in their face like Jiro has the last few days. He's a good person from what I've seen of him. I'd like to get to know him better.
>>3760102
I did! It was cold and extremely refreshing!
>>3760111
>>3760240
Listen, you two. I don't know what it is that has you feeling this way, but I do know this. You're both stronger than you realise. I know deep down that no matter how bad things get there is still a part of you that hangs on. It's up to you to pull yourselves up. You can be better than you are now, you can take everything that's weighing you down and fight and scream and beat it into submission. No one can make you happy but you, I know you have it in you to make yourselves happy again. It's not easy, it never is, but you can be the best you that you can imagine if you just keep trying. Don't give up now when you've come so far. I believe in the two of.
>>3760115
Ah that stinks. Maybe some fruit then? I'm sure there is something you can make with minimal prep time.
>>3760125
I know the feeling. I thought I was screwed for a couple of my college classes previous semester. Ended up just shaving by with a 53 because of a terrible group project. As long as you studied even a little I'm sure enough will come back to you to pull ya through. You can do it Anon!!
>>3760444
>he grins as his cock slips into her asshole, without mercy or slowing down
>>3760457
"No need to thank me for doin' my job. You'll be at your full potential before you know it! Just remember to practice. I wanna see some progress next time we meet. When I call out to you I want you to introduce yourself to me the right way."
>>3760382
>His head fills with all sorts of ideas on what he'd like to make the fox girl wear. A bunch of arousing ideas fill his mental image, but he can't resist one in particular.
Okay then - next time, I want to carry a cute Caster wearing a wedding dress to bed and make love to her!
>With that image in his head, he can feel his sense of restraint break down. His carefully paced thrusting gives way to a rapid pounding, a muffled slap sounding every time his hips strike against hers. He could feel his cock bouncing in delight inside of her, stroking roughly against her inner walls with each thrust. He steeled himself as best he could, teetering right on the edge of his climax.
>>3760347
>The sauce forms a trail down his chin as he continues eating the slice in a rather odd sexual fashion. Moans filled the room as he kept slowly chewing the slice in his mouth, his wet slimy tongue rolling the piece around in his mouth.
>A loud gulp fills the room as the large moist ball stretches his throat, a small struggle ensues as he gags on the slice caught in his through. His body wanted him to cough it up while he tried hard to swallow it down. The lump in his through being pushed up and down his tight throat, straining to contain the huge thick slice. After his throat massaged the slice enough to thin it out it too falls into a warm lake joining the meat and crust from before.
>Soflty rips the crust from yet another slice, it's used to pick up the thick white sauce that coated his chin. The bread stick was now coated in the previous slices thick sauce. His warm wet tongue presses against the soft stick of bread tasting the thick sauce by it self, another moan fills the room.
>>3760397
(Well, I'll be glad to inform you that I just did. Heh. Aahhh. Thank you for humoring me.)
>>3760484
(But I didn't bring out Hajime...)
>>3760486
...I probably should, shouldn't I?
>Asahina's arm comes out from under her bust, and she wraps her hand around the bottle. She meets the anon's eyes, and then her lips stretch into a broad smile.
Thank you, so much!
>>3760496
(It seems some will.)
>>3760510
Hiya! Well, I'm Asahina Aoi. It's good to meet you!
>Her bouncing dies down, and she juts her hand out, keeping her donut just out of reach.
I've been here just once before...so...
>>3760551
>Asahina's eyes widen at the sudden intrusion, and then she yelps out with a high-pitch shriek.
Ah! Wha-what's happening!?
>Unless this is a mis-link.
>>3760529
Thanks for that Papa. I guess I could doy best and then try better!
>>3760514
Fluttershy's eyes narrow into each other as her tongue pours out so she can wallow in the overwhelming bliss unrestrained. She cracks out howls of rapture throughout her insemination and shudders as the hot, creamy milk slips into her womb and builds up until it overflows and oozes out her stretched lips. "Nonny," she murmurs, her mind a hazy blur, "Thank you so much. I can't wait to see what they look like!"
(Hope you enjoyed yourself <3)
>>3760558
"R-right! I will. Maybe I should get Rarity to make me something better than a big, burly sweater, hehe. So long!"
>>3760511
>She flinches when his seed suddenly shoots from his tip and splatters her face, and she shuts her eyes just in time before the thick white strand of fluid hits her and paints a sticky line over one eye. Her hand keeps jerking his throbbing shaft while he keeps releasing his seed over her, feeling the warm fluid hit her face and run down her smooth features in slow, thick drops, and then rain down on her chest as his loads lose power, smearing her breasts with human semen. When it finally ends, she holds his dribbling member in a gentle grip while the last drops leak down onto her fingers. She opens the one uncovered eye and looks up at him.
>>3760529
>He's a good person from what I've seen of him.
He does seem like it. Just emotionally fucked. I'd feel bad for him but he set himself up for some real bad heartbreak.
>>3760503
I'd be down. meme50 is who got me into Tenryuu in the first place at all. We'll figure out something~ My free days for real play are Sundays and Mondays, though I'm around some mornings otherwise for a little fun here and there.
>>3760618
No problem!
>I point at the donut
Really a donut after a run? You're just going to gain back all the calories you just lost!
>>3760478
(I can't help it! There's something so... I don't even know but penetrating a girl so deep she vomits just gets me.)
>>3760452
"Ooof~"
>She lost her breath and what felt like a few ribs. The cracks that came from her slim chest agreed. That wasn't enough to keep her docile, because after a wheezy breath she kept screaming and turning in his hands. Even as she fought in the grass his strong grip felt filthy, sullying her at a brush. She clung to her naked body in the cold, shivering in fear and frigidity. She knew what he was after, alright, and there wasn't much else to do.
"I get it..."
>She said resentfully, looking away from the terrifying eyes above her. There were ways a woman could take control, cut her losses.
"I'll... help you, if you let me go."
>>3760574
Oooh a dress~ I can already see the honeymoon..... We can do it all day and all night till we can't anymore! Just you and me...
>With the now teetering cock pushing so for cully inside of her she could do nothing but gaspin pleasure. Her womanly juices flowed around the throbbing cock, the lubricant letting there thrust become quicker and deeper. Her moans soon became yells of lust. Her hips moving in harmony she brought herself to a closing climax between the lovers.
>>3760696
I'm usually on all day Sunday if you'd like to plan for it.
>>3760463
Mm, I'm not exactly sure how she'd react but I can give it a shot.)
>Murasaki laid on her bed with a light blush on her cheeks from just merely catching the scent of the male staring at her vuluptuous body. She shifted slightly, making her large chest juggle from the movement, as she went to try and hide her more private parts while she just had on her thin garments to sleep in.
Pervert...planning on trying to take advantage of me too?
>>3760666
Please bring out Sluttershy more. I love it so.
>>3760618
>Pats the cute brown girl before squeezing her bust for a bit.
I wish you a good night and hope we can play soon!
>Francis
>yawns and stretches
Mmm... it's such a beautiful night tonight. All the stars are out...
>>3760620
Just keep at it and never give up! You'll do fine!
>>3760694
That can happen regardless if it's through here. I'm more concerned with the general attitude I've been seeing of encouraging something awful or trying to throw fuel onto the fire. I know a big chunk of it has to do with the nature of this place, but it's a nauseating feeling to see. It even made me feel bad about the drunken rampage I threw at Dom last month.
Not even he should have to hear someone tell him to off himself.
>>3760604
>A hissing sound began to emit from the cheap household appliance, a resounding sign of his satisfaction. This man. No, this god ate the pizza with such determination and a pleasant demeanor.
What an extravagant look upon your face. One of joy, pleasure, and yet there's a humane struggle. Aahh fuck. I feel as almost as if I could climax right here.
>The oven watches on. Practically being cuckolded by his own lack of sensation. A crackling noise could be heard if one listened closely.
>>3760754
How many people have fucked the oven?
And what you're opinion of my use of the phrase of "Warm lake"
>>3760704
What!? No way!
>Asahina stares at the donut, and then snaps her gaze back to the anon, pouting determination stretched over her face.
I just ran five kilometers! I'm going to run five more after this! If I don't have this donut...I'll wither away!
>She sighs, and looks down toward her belly, leaning back just enough to push her hips out.
Besides, I'm not fat, am I?
>>3760736
>She stares at him while he pats, and then yelps, jumping away from his squeezing hand.
H-hey! Watch your hands! You should at least say 'hi' first, or something...even here.
>>3760749
I will not give up! I will show my degree to you Papa! In a future.
>>3760717
>The thought of going on a lewd honeymoon with his cute wife helped tipped him over the edge, as he felt his lower half quiver in pleasure with his orgasm. He buried himself as deep inside the cute fox girl as he could, releasing his seed into her womb in spurts, as if his body was trying to fulfill a husband's duty to get his wife pregnant. As the warm feeling spread through his body, his ejaculation soon came to a dribble, and the climax faded. He was spent, but managed to stay on his feet, bending over and hugging the servant around the waist, panting for breath on her back.
>>3760684
>With a sigh of contentment he looks down at her, releasing her head and taking his cock into his hand, smearing his load around her face with it before giving two gentle smacks to her brow.
Wear my cum proudly, Protoss.
Who knows when I'll be able to return to give you more.
>After saying that he took a step back, returning his cock to his pants and reaching down to grab his belt and secure it once again.
He brought his mask over his face again, securing it in place with a turn of a knob. He spoke again with an electronic filter over his voice.
I'm sure next time you'll make it easier.
>>3760666
mmmmm, me either~ I hope it's an adorable little girl~
(sure did, maybe next time I can see her massive belly wobbling around~)
>>3760747
Hey, I'm trying to sleep here...
>An anon called out, lying on the ground on his back.
>>3760729
(Oooh, that's plenty good~ Would you like me to have my character respond? Or would you prefer giving some in-character chiding like that over more pics?)
>>3760798
You're not fat! I'm just saying that you're gonna have to eat better, especially after working out! And trust me there are better things to eat after working out~
>>3760887
Mmm? Oh, I'm so sorry! Ran hadn't meant to disturb you!
>bows his head in apology
>>3760900
(I can indulge with a few more posts like that with or without a response IC. If you're cool with it she probably is going insult a LOT of people here.)
>>3760712
Oh? That's new.
If that's the case, I'm sure we can come to some arrangement.
>He stood on his feet, pulling his robe aside to reveal his flaccid length hanging low.
Alright, you impress me, I'll let you live.
Do anything not to my liking and I'll make sure you're death is excruciating.
Do we have a deal?
>His sword remained in hand.
>>3760947
Better than a donut?
>Asahina lifts the doughy ring back up to her lips, and chomps out another portion. She chews it, a little trickle of drool at the corner of her mouth, before she swallows and shakes her head.
No way! That's impossible. But, if you're so sure.
>She lifts the water bottle, until the bottom pokes against the anon's chest.
What could possibly be better than a donut after a good run?
>>3760960
Mhr...ngh.
>Anon gets up from off the ground, still half asleep.
Whatever...I'm awake anyways, Who are you? Ran I think you said?
>>3760859
>She remains seated on the floor with his white semen spread over her blank face and small stains of it left on her brow. Long lines of the same fluid run down her breasts and over her belly as drops move downward. She looks at him dejectedly with one eye while keeping the other closed due to the sticky blob covering the eyelid.
Next time...?
>She looks down herself, seeing her naked and stained body and feeling the soreness of his abuse.
... You are cruel.
>>3761006
>I grab her hand and slowly lead it to my crotch, placing it on top of my dick.
Take a wild guess!
>>3760790
Literally no one has fucked the oven.
Also, it's an interesting thing to call your tummy acid.
>>3760835
(I hope I did good anon)
>>3761069
A-ah, mm... sorry...
Ahem... anyway yes that is my name, sir. Why do you ask?
>blinks, currently sitting on his knees properly
>>3761100
(Yep, had fun! Hope I catch you around again sometime soon, I'd love to do some more fun things with Caster!)
>>3761077
>The back of Asahina's hand rests on the anon's crotch, and she stares down with a blank look until dropping the water bottle between his feet.
W-wait, I haven't even...I mean...I've been here before, but I never...I mean...
>She lets out a little nervous laugh, and pulls her hand back, scratching at her head.
Uh...I don't even know the first thing about this...not really.
>>3760747
And you're out!
>I wink at him
>>3761122
Nothing much, just curious...you here for the same reason everyone else is here?
>>3761158
No way, a girl as cute as you doesn't know about this?
>I look at her dumbfounded
You must be joking, right?
>>3761075
I'm sure you'll change your mind over time.
>He stared at the defeated Protoss as invisibility began to overtake his form. Afterwards he exited through the doors and focused on exiting the ship.
(Well thank you! I really enjoyed It. I hope I was a good partner for you.)
>>3761181
Hmm, you mean, getting the chance to have, ah, "fun" with pretty girls? Yes!
>smiles gently, before blinking and furrowing his brows a bit, blushing as he gripped his knees a bit, closing them all the tighter
O-oh... did you mean something else?
>>3761243
(Forgot pic www)
>>3761097
Who else do you play? And I was only asking because someone else I know is into vore and felt like stomach acid was... not very sexy
>>3761231
Hey, I'm not stupid!
>Asahina crosses her arms, and brings the donut up to her mouth. A voracious chomp follows, and she wolfs down her bite, leaving just half of the ring left.
But...besides, it's okay for girls to be innocent! That's what guys like, isn't it?
>>3760979
(That's perfect...I'd love to be belittled for jerking shamelessly to such a defenseless girl <3 Please keep going!)
>>3761243
Aha, nope, that's exactly what I mean!
But then I gotta ask, why are you talking to an anon like me and not one of the cute girls around here? Unless you're looking for something else...
>>3760999
>She watched his flesh fall into her view and cringed. Even soft, it looked more intimidating than any other she at seen. That could have been the man attached to it, and the sword in his hand, as well.
"Sure,"
>She stammered, some off-brand hope gleaming in her eyes at the mere prospect of a way out. She released herself, letting her breasts show for him. The cold air had drawn her nipples taut already, their pert tips painfully strained. The Protector did not know a great deal about what men liked, but the dancers in the party said lots of things. She sat up and stuck her tongue out, slowly drawing near him. The masculine smell of his body lightened her head, and as she pressed her wet, soft muscle against him the taste did much the same. An involuntary grumble escaped her throat as she ran her tongue up and down his soft length, wetting it and washing it in her hot breath.
>>3761236
>She watches him seemingly vanish into thin air quietly while remaining on the floor, stinking of human sex and feeling violated. The door opens and closes but she barely pays attention. Eventually, she simply lies down and rests her aching body.
(Glad to hear that! And I enjoyed it too. You were good.)
>>3761268
Hey hey take it easy! And you've gotta stop eating this!
>I quickly grab the donut from her hand and stuff it in my mouth
W-well there's nuffing wong wit it-
>I finish eating the donut
But I mean come on! Your pretty! You've got to have at least some experience!
>>3761266
I only play as pizza oven.
That's kinda been my thing since erp was on /b/.
>>3761311
Well, I suppose I'm a bit shy, is all...
>he nodded, blinking a few times before sighing
That and... I think most women would just laugh at me...
>>3760721
I like to wing it myself, so the idea of just 'brutal throatfuck in to possible gross stuff' is enough o fa plan for me to work with when the time comes.
>>3760798
(Have some Maleryuu before I hit lurking mode)
>>3761350
Same with me and Karl, well I've played 7 other av's but he's still my main
>>3761348
Huh!? What are you..?
>Asahina glowers at him, and then seizes both his wrists with whiplash speed. Her head 'clunks' against his as she steps in.
Give that- wait, what am I talking about? You can't give that back now!
>In a huff, she thrusts the anon's arms back down and steps back. Her brow furrows tight, and she crosses her arms tighter.
You'll pay me back for that! You'll get me another donut. No! You'll get me a whole box. Assorted. If you don't, I'll pummel you until you're crying like a baby!
>>3761374
(More inspirational material...thank you!)
>>3761367
Oh please, like any good girl would make fun of a cute guy like you. Hell, I'm pretty sure that other anon over there tried flirting with you.
Just walk up to someone and talk to them, It'll go smooth, trust me.
>>3761350
Hello pizza oven. Long time.
>>3761291
(Well, alright then.)
>Murasaki fidgeted with her finger covering that warm slot of hers just barely covered by the stretched cloth. Her large breasts heaved along with her chest from her heavy breaths in her flustered state.
Disgusting perv... Doing something as depraved as pleasuring yourself to the sight of an exposed and defenseless girl's body. All those wretched ideas buzzing through your lustful mind with only the act of ripping apart what little I have on and forcefully taking me before you violate me to your hearts content.
>>3761323
>Her inexperience was obvious to him, not only because he may have seen it before. He watched as she ran her tongue along his length, causing it to harden and lengthen before her as it was slathered in her saliva.
Mmm.. Goood..
Put it in your mouth and suck.
>He commanded as he planted his sword into the ground, resting his hand on the pommel.
>>3761411
Woah, didn't mean to strike a nerve lady!
>I reach into my pocket and pull out my wallet
Now how much does a dozen cost?
>>3761422
Mm... you're right I suppose. I forget at times that some people do find my looks attractive.
>Smiles
Thank you~
(Wanted to stay and play longer but suddenly tired. ;-; Goodnight all)
>>3761442
(Holy fuck you're good at this <3 More, please...that body is driving me insane~!)
>>3761464
No, you have to go and get them yourself!
>Asahina points at his wallet, and then shakes her head.
It's not an apology if you have me fetch my own donuts, especially after I ran so far to get here!
>>3761465
Yeah yeah, you're welcome Ran.
Now if you excuse me, I'll be going back to sleeping on the ground, good luck.
>>3761396
Is Karl the Nazi robot?
>>3761435
Hiiii.
>>3761442
(Good night everyone let me know if any of these characters meet your fancy.)
>>3761489
Where's the nearest donut shop around here? You've aught to know since you seem to eat so many!
>>3761522
I'm all human bby
>>3761541
Good night~
Has Anna from fire emblem been done before by chance?
>>3761559
I...haven't really had a look around for any donut shops near here, and I didn't see any while I passed by. At least, none that are close.
>Asahina slumps down, her legs bowing and then buckling as she rests her hands on the ground before her.
Ugh...I really needed that. You're awful.
>Her head snaps up, and she shoots a glare at the anon.
I bet you come here a lot though, you...you pervert! Of course you'd know where the nearest donut shop is if you spend a lot of time here!
What's your favorite idea?
>>3761458
>At his command she pulled away from him, her tongue lingering out of her mouth as she opened her lips and enveloped the red, pulsing head of his cock. She toyed with his opening while her tongue could reach it, poking the sensitive hole tenderly. Hesitating forever wouldn't work, she would go further if it meant living. Her sucking mouth made a slick, glistening noise as she lowered it over his massive length. She didn't get far before a little gag in her throat made her jump, but she hovered at that length and started bobbing up and down for him. Her lips distended each time she pulled up, stretching to hold the seal and staining him with the faintly pink lip gloss the young paladin wore.
>>3761473
(In trying, not that much experience.)
>Murasaki glared at him as he pleasures himself to the sight of her curvy body that so many lusted after. Her lip curled into an expression resembling that of disgust.
You're so desperate as to stoop to stroking that thing of yours just in the presence of a girl you find attractive. I'm not sure if I should pity or despise you since you're definitely enjoying being called out on how much of a degenerate you are. I bet your just aching to spill that seed of yours inside a girl let alone in the presence of one.
>>3761602
Fucking a cute trap in the ass until I fill him full of cum.
>>3761607
>hugs my tank
>>3761596
>No picture for reference
>>3761601
I don't even like donuts! So how would I know where the nearest shop is?
>I lend a hand out
Need a hand?
>>3761624
Traps is not a creative fetish.
>>3761637
>Your tank hugs you
>>3761616
(You're doing great...I'm ready to burst! Please have her tease me over the edge...~!)
>>3761522
>>3761602
bagged milk
>>3761646
I don't need a filthy...filthy donut-stealer's help!
>Asahina lifts herself up, with a quick spring, but then slumps and wobbles from side to side as she stands before the anon. A drawn-out sigh slips from her lips, and she stares down at the ground.
You'd better find out where one is then, because as soon as I can, I'll beat you up if you don't.
>>3761658
>hugs my tank tighter
i hope you're doing okay, tank! i'm sorry i didn't ask you before hugging you!
>>3761562
Oooo~ Okkkay.
>>3761669
But for what raisin?
>>3761640
It's 1 am and I'm on mobile anon, please.
>>3761607
>He sighed in pleasure as the girl tried her utmost effort to cover as much area as she could and even laughed a bit as she gagged. However he soon grew dissatisfied with her abilities, grasping a handful of her air in his palm and forcing her further down his length, ignoring her limitations as he tried to pull her down as much as he could.
>>3761709
Never seen them in the threads until now. Go for it if you want.
>>3761674
Are you sure you're alright? I didn't know that not eating half a donut could do this to some one!
>I put my hand above my brow in a scanning motion
Hey! I think there's a donut shop down the road!
>>3761659
(Gotcha)
>Murasaki laughed as she covered her mouth with a hand at the sight of his dribbling prick fit to burst.
You're already about to spray that nasty stuff over my body? Dispicable. If you can hardly contain yourself then you don't even deserve to fully enjoy your climax. Somebody as lowly as yourself should be kissing my feet not ready to cover them in that rotten seed on them or anywhere else on my body for that matter.
>>3761701
Because it's good for strong bones. Carton milk can come too.
>>3761733
Is there?
>Asahina's words slip out in a whispered, fatigued mumble, and she turns in place to look over to where the anon indicates.
Good, you can carry me there.
>>3761738
(Fuuuuuck...thank you~ Those fat NEET tits were too much for me to handle...you were awesome! Thanks so much~)
>>3761655
>Fucks you
>>3761765
Of course, this is what I was telling you about earlier! You've gotta eat better!
>I lift up the girl and cradle her in my arms
>I walk down to the donut shop
>>3761690
I'm doing super! Don't worry about it, it's my fault for not indulging you and your hugs. More importantly, how are you doing anon?
>>3761730
>She choked hard as more of the man slid into her throat, her tongue massaging the underside of his cock as she involuntarily tried to swallow or breathe around him. Eventually, she grew used to the sensation. It was still painful, her lungs burned and her jaw was already sore from his girth... but she wanted to continue being able to feel. Tears welled in her eyes as she moved with his hand, letting herself swallow him to the base even as his impressive size bulged out her throat. Any ounce of technique the rookie once had was washed out by musk and fear, as she rode him with her trembling throat.
>>3761767
(I'm happy to help. I'm going to get some rest now. 'Til next time.)
>>3761797
>Asahina bounces in his arms as he walks down to the donut shop, and her soft, curvy form sinks in against his arms as she stares with open-mouthed hunger at the storefront. The moment they're close enough, she takes in a deep breath, and hops away from the anon's arms, dashing toward the doors with a strong kick-off.
Hurry up! Hurry up! Hurry up, hurry up!
>>3761743
Of course!
We can only have the strongest bones.
And biiiig penises.
>>3761846
I'm hurrying, I'm hurrying!
>I run after her and surpass her easily. Once making it to the door, I stand there cockily
What took you so long?
>A smirk spreads across my face
>>3761836
i'm doing fine! just giving out hugs when needed! or rather asking people if they want hugs. sometimes i have to wonder if people really need hugs though...
>>3761869
>somebody out there owns TWO Pizza Pizzazzes
What extravagant king of European territories took this picture?
>>3761890
>Surprisingly, Asahina pauses just before him, beat out by his pace - apparently, she really does need that extra fuel.
Shut up! Just get in there and get those donuts!
>>3761922
Do you have a preference?
>I open the door with an arm, the jingle of welcome bells is heard
Why don't you just come in and pick out a dozen, that'll make you feel better won't it?
>>3761957
>Asahina stands just outside the doors, and turns her head away. She lets out a huff.
It doesn't mean anything if I'm the one doing it. I love all sorts of donuts, so you can't really go wrong. Just make it up to me already.
>>3761836
>He pulled her hair back, forcing her off his pole before pulling sharply once again to his base, where he began thrusting his hips into her mouth, delivering thick streams of precum directly to her stomach. After a moment of his deep throatfucking he pushed her off his length, which was shining with the slick layer of spit that coated it, and it had a slight pink hue to it due to her lip gloss.
It's time for the main course.
>>3761915
I have no idea.
They can definitely be my sugar daddy though.
>>3762012
>that fucking plate
Why?
>>3761986
Oh alright then.
>I walk into the donut shop and a couple of minutes walk out with a box of a dozen donuts
Ok, I got 2 glazed, a chocolate icing long john, 2 vanilla sprinkle, 2 chocolate sprinkle, an apple fritter, a bear claw, a regular cake donut, a chocolate glazed, and a maple bacon long john. Are we even?
>knocks on the door
Hi there..
I heard a racket and thought I'd check it out. May I come in?
>>3761893
Everyone needs a hug sometimes, dummy. It's just pretty embarrassing to ask for that kind of thing, even if it is a painful world... you know? Ah, but you didn't hear anything from me. I'm your stronk ass tank, you hear? It's my job to make sure you don't have problems.
>>3761987
>She screamed around his prick as he started battering her into his crotch, accidentally giving up the little breath she had in a fruitless show of fear. As her vision slowly darkened and her gagged, wet pleas quieted down he finally forced her up from his cock. A silent moment passed before she started breathing again, wheezing cold air with her bruised ribs.
"No, please..."
>Even without his turgid sex to gag her, she nearly wretched at the words she had to say to save her purity.
"I want to service you."
>>3762088
>Asahina snags the box, opens it, and looks inside. Her flat expression shifts from a grin, back down to a firm line. She closes the box, and then steps back.
It would have been better if it was a baker's dozen, but...that did make up for losing my donut.
>She turns on her heel, cradling the box in one arm, and starts walking away from the anon.
>>3762026
Because for some people those are their only friends at the dinner table.
What are these people running from? They're not! They're running TO the hottest thread on /trash/!
It's ERP!
Erotic Roleplaying!
TONIGHT! It's a monster mash of massive proportions when monster girls of all shapes, sizes, and species take on the hopeful, hapless, harried humans that seek to escape or even mate with them! Fur with fly! Scales will be tipped! And dicks will get wet tonight! And now, two guys who don't need a mating call: Kenny Blankenship and Vic Romano!
>>3762162
>I take out the hidden thirteenth donut and chow down on it
See ya!
>>3762179
>Eddie shitpost AND Kenny shitpost
You must be on the verge of suicide tonight.
>>3762179
Hello, and welcome everyone to yet another exciting edition of ERP, the thread where you'll find the most unlikeliest of couplings that wouldn't fly anywhere else.
Yeah, like me and that cute panda girl!
Now, Ken, you be careful around that one. That's the Ashcorp mascot Kenny!
The who-now? Hey, they got the same name I do!
Right you are, Ken. You two were truly meant to be.
Hey! Was that sarcasm?
Of course, not Ken. You know I have only the upmost respect for you and your endeavors.
You got that right!
Speaking of endeavors, let's go check in on our man in the field: Guy?
>>3762135
you... you're right! i'll keep asking and give hugs to those who can't ask for one themselves! i'll give hugs to everyone! that's my job, after all! thank you, miss tank! you've really helped me with your words!
>the feminine anon gives the tank a big, loving hug.
>>3762203
>Asahina, sensitive to all donut-related matters, catches both wind and ear of the lost donut. She looks back over her shoulder, fumes, and then stomps away.
>>3762213
Ahh, yes, hello, Guy LeDouche here! Making myself look so very vulnerable to the lovely monster girls that are roaming the threads! Ooh, my, don't rape me, monster girls, Guy is too tender, ooh hooo~!
>>3762227
>I cup my hands around my mouth
I bought you a whole box of donuts! You should be thankful!
>>3762235
Guy, not even a monster would touch you.
Now, then! How many of you feel that when a character is played, they have to be portrayed by their canon personality down to the letter! That the player must research every aspect of the character, whether it be watching the anime or playing the game they're from to ensure there is no discrepancy from how they act in canon. Show of hands? Nnnnnnow!
>>3762135
You'll service me alright.
>With the flick of his wrist, It was as if the gravity above her had intensified, moving and pushing around her,forcing her to her hands and knees. He took his spot behind her, kneeling down as the forces continued to hold her in place. He lifted his cock in one hand, slowly prodding at her tight asshole.
You Paladins want to maintain purity, yes?
Well then how about this for a compromise?
I'm feeling generous, I'll let you decide between the two.
>>3762283
"Yaaaaay."
Well, you're wrong. Sometimes a character will never, at all, in canon, ever get down and dirty. As such, certain liberties must be made! Take for example Agrias from Final Fantasy Tactics. No one in their right mind her being a cock hungry slut from the get go, so the player must be willing to be a bit flexible to make sure that a character like her would work within the context of ERP threads.
You sir! How do you feel about the subject?
"I think that if they're going to play mai waifu, they should play with only me!"
Exclusivity! You are bold, sir. But that only causes more problems, as history has proven. And you, ma'am?
"Nobody should play mai waifu at all! She's pure and would never take a cock like a slut!"
That's funny because she took mine just last night. Oops, I said too much
>>3762316
Lllllet's go!
And they're off to the first challenge of the da-
>Media Player Classic has ran into a problem and was forced to shut down. Send report?
>>3762332
Y-yes?
>>3762315
>She groaned and strained at the forces holding her in place, finding that she could only shake with exertion as the strange forces put her in position. Her bare, pale ass waited for him, her skin like porcelain in the moonlight. Her grit teeth finally slacked when she felt his warmth against her anus and heard his offer.
"Yes! Uh... Please! Use my ass!"
>She wasn't used to acting lewd, it showed in her uneven voice as she tried to beg her way to safety.
>>3762213
(Might wanna hit that parental advisory.)
>>3762220
>She reared back and picked up the adorable looking anon, spinning him around once before setting him down and letting the hug go.
"Ah, so this is hug power! Not bad!"
>She nods affirmatively.
"Go forth, huganon. You know what you must do."
>>3762399
Whoops, forgot my picture.
>>3762357
>the video is fixed but the file was corrupted, cutting out a good chunk of the video
-AND NOW IT'S TIME FOR KENNY BLANKENSHIP'S MOST PAINFUL SHITPOSTS OF THE THREEEAAAAD!
And we're off to the races at #5 with
>>3760484
That old gag of bringing out canon characters in the series to mess around with people. C'mon, buddy! Put a little effort in it to get some!
Here we go, #4 it's
>>3761781
This guy! Hey, nothing wrong with wanting to bang a sketchbook. I've had my share of weird flings, lemme tell ya!
Coming in at #3 it's
>>3761655
This guy talking smack about someone's fetishes! You looked so friendly, man! I mean, I would never do a dude that looked like not a dude but whatever float's other people's boats, man!
Red hot at #2 we got
>>3759792
This guy who won't heed what Vic told me earlier and you stay away from that panda girl! She's baaaad news!
And now, the most painful shitpost of the thread GOES TO:
>>3759655
The actual OP of the thread itself! It's not lewd, it's a meme! It's a miracle people even used this thread! Meme threads are great every once in awhile, but you gotta be careful, man!
>>3762455
Well, Ken, another fantastic show we had today, wouldn't you say?
I guess.
What's the matter, Ken?
I dunno. I guess I kinda wanna hug the panda girl who has my name.
Ken! That's the first time I've seen you say you wanted to do something to a girl in these threads that was lewd!
Yeah?
Ken, I'm proud of you!
And then after I hug her, I wanna take her to my trailer with a couple of my friends and go family style on he-
Okay! That's quite enough out of you. Why don't you just lead us off with the ERP Golden Rule?
Yeah, okay!
DON'T! GET! ATTACHED!
>>3762399
>he smiles up at her after the affectionate hug, a look of renewed determination in his pretty eyes.
yes, miss tank! i'll do my best! thank you!
>he turns to leave but looks over his shoulder to speak to her once more and give her another cheerful smile.
i'll be sure to give you another hug when i see you again too! be seeing you!
>>3762480
>Jiro in charge of heeding the golden rule
>>3762399
>As his cock was already pushing against her ring, all he had to do was drive his hips forward. With his hands firmly gripped on her hips he shoved his spit slicked pole inside her ass until his waist slapped against her small, white cheeks, sending a ripple through them. He pulled out partway before ramming yet again inside, sending another wave up her rear. One hand reached below, creeping a lone finger into her pure, pink snatch.
Hehe, I want to get this out before I make my bed and sleep in it.
I want to admit that I'm a cheap slut that only wants a Lincoln for any of my holes, and I SHOULD be ashamed of myself for selling myself for that low.
Except I'm not because I fucking love sex that much, heck, I'd openly and willing present myself to a horny tentacle monster and let my pussy get fucked so much and so hard that my slit is left gaping for days on end.
And honestly? The only thing making Master Baker different from any other guy I fuck is the emotional attachment and connection between us being on a level much higher than any other fat dick. It's much more thrilling, knowing how much power he has over me and the fact that it's much higher than any other man's. Yes, I'm a public toy, but I'm HIS public toy.
Here, have a song about sex.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JR4KuvSLHss
