Despair Games LXXV continue here.
Reposting the last slide since we were so close to the limit.
I want to violently rape Muffet
>>3757790
>You'd almost be able to hear a low purr from her, or whatever sound squirrels make when they're happy. Her ears flick contently against your hand.
Hmm. Alright. I'll just come and talk to you when I get sad or lonely. I-If you don't mind, anyways.
I'm glad you're so friendly, Toriel! You're like a mom away from mom!
>>3757817
I-I usually don't, honestly. I'm not very good at a lot of things, and I don't know what I'd do without my friends. That's why I say my friends are more important than anything else!
>>3757789 (X7-10)
There are those monster hunter themed games coming up in the future, where you need teams of 4. Would you like to join my team to enter? I've already got one other in the group. He's a very skilled fighter as well.
>repoost
>>3757805
Yeah, but that's because I was at a party.
>>3757807
I-I'm good.
>>3757819
>>3757855
>Casts Sleep
There, that should do the trick!
>>3757855
"I am eternal"
See? I told you. You are a god
>>3757855
>Eating a razorblade killed me
>>3757855
>licks face
Ure're not complying to muh terms Jonko
>>3757855
You'd be making a good argument there if I had any worth mentioning to have nightmares of.
>>3757881
>Forgot picture
>just murder me right up senpaitachiramasamadingledandonooniichan
>>3757806
>>3757807
O-Oh my...
>>3757817
But you're still youthful! You should have a ton of energy left in you at your age!
>>3757842
NO, I'M INTO CUTE GIRLS, NOT THAT THING!
>>3757841
What's the matter guy? You look like you're feeling a little depressed.
>he raps his arm around your shoulder
You can talk to me, you know. I'm pretty good at listening!
>>3757863
A party, eh? Was that party here?
>>3757855
W-well..
I try to be very nice...
>>3757895
Sucidie.
<3
>>3757867
I-it is true afterall! Maybe theres hope in this game afterall! Once I win, I'll go after Beerus!
>>3757790
W-wait, you were a queen!?
>>3757836 (Subadumdum)
>>3757905
>She keeps on tuggin' his shirt.
Can ya stop tryin' to evade th' problem! I ain' goin' to end up protectin' ya from everythin' you dumdum!
>>3757855
I'm sure I'm still doin' perfectly fine! There ain' no dumdums 'round that make me go insane... That'd require 'Chiru.
>>3757894
>>3757832
Nope, I picked you pretty much just because you were th'next in line, actually. Just sorta questionin' if I shoulda, is all.
>>3757836
Of course. That's why I asked you a question.
>>3757837
I'm not.
>>3757862
>>3757885
I'd be glad to, anon. Who is this other person in the group?
>>3757855
WHAT IS YOUR IDEA OF SHIT DATE
>>3757905
No it makes perfect sense!
Since you didn't notice my feminine charms it all makes sense now.
>>3757889
Oh come now, you cant tell me that after hanging around anthropomorphic animals in your quests.
>>3757905
You were doomed the moment you befriended Foxy Rena, Subaru.
You better accept it now.
>>3757851 (Soldier boy)
Alright, buster. Let's see your pea shooter.
>She follows behind.
>>3757856 (Bookworm)
Yeah, but usually the first grenade takes care of those. It's kinda pretty.
>>3757914
Best boy
>>3757855
My past self was an idiot who made the mistake to become friends with people that didn't deserve him.
But thankfully, I erased that weakling of existence with the swing of a chair to become the man I am today.
The same man who's gonna walk out victorious of that freaky school, that the past, present or future like it or not.
I want to lovingly impregnate Junko.
>>3757934
Do the penguin one
>>3757928
Link, hero of time! Wears a lot of green, pointy ears, seems to be mute? Might have seen him around
>>3757911
I'll get right to that
>Fucking Sucidies
>>3757875
...Maybe you should get better with that.
>>3757905
Sure, I DO, but that doesn't mean I feel like using it.
>>3757855
Yeah, getting drunk with Seth is usually a poor decision...
>>3757905
Dont worry, I have a variety of strap-ons for all shapes and sizes~
>>3757916
They say a god exist as long as one person believes in it. You're pretty much overpowered here in the /trash/
>there's a orange commando looking at the arena
aeiou
FUCKING JUNKO MUH TERMS REEEEEEEEEEREER
MUH BARGAINING CHIP
>>3757855
>>3757819
Oh, dear... My aim was off. Should I start bringing my glasses here?
>>3757817
Staying distant from everyone will not always save you from pain, child...
It has it's own set of problems. I only hope you come to realize that soon.
>>3757875
Of course I do not. Don't be silly.
> *Toriel pats you on the head and rubs a little more.
There is a reason people like to call me "goat mom", I suppose.
> * She chuckles.
>>3757916
At one point in the past, yes. I was the Queen of an underground Kingdom. With the king being my ex of course.... Asgore Dreemurr.
>>3757975
>>3757978
>>3757983
wat
>>3757975
>>3757978
>>3757983
This is some meta deep shit right now
>>3757905
I don't have anything to talk about though
>>3757890
*scoffs* Oh, don't puff her head up too much. Maybe she's just referring to the frequency and commonality of people thinking lewd thoughts.
>>3757881
>>3757895
You're welcome very much. Now, what embarrassing thing about yourself 'would' you like to talk about?
>>3757950
Okay, so maybe it's not a grenade. Maybe they have a gun, or a rocket.
>>3757975
>>3757978
>>3757983
>>3757970
I ain' just goin' to end up killin' a rabbit for no reason at all.
>>3757905
It was, but it's over now. Sorry you missed it!
>>3757941
Those guys are my friends, but that'd just be... You know what, let's stop talking about this.
>>3757970
Hey guysh! Iii'm the keyblade masshter!
>>3757998
>licks face
Best boy
>tfw I pick up a character from a series I hardly know and just wing it
>tfw everyone loves it
>>3757920
I'm not going to protect you if you keep doing this! My clothes aren't made for tugging!
>>3757928
Ah...
What was the question again?
>>3757938
This whole thing again, eh?
Look, it's not my fault you look like a guy. Maybe if you grew your hair out things would be different, but you look too manly.
>>3757946
This is different though! I don't like anything going into my butt! Hell, I don't even like my butt being smacked!
>>3757975
>>3757978
>>3757983
>>3758012
...I just did...The Incest is really the only stain on my perfect track record.
>>3757926
Not like it matters much anyways.
>>3757957
>>3757970
You seem to be going a bit too deep here to be crashing things now.
>>3758028
>tfw I know that feeling
Its a good one.
>>3758024
>I ain't Souda, don't fucking meme you shit.
>>3757914
What a nice young lady.
>>3758028
>MFW that's exactly how I played Nonon back in march of last year
>>3757970
Bad luck, Ivan!
>>3757990
I don't really care what you do, Bolin. It won't matter.
JUNKO I'M BLOOD BOILING
RAAAAGJGAHSHHAGGAQAAAAAAREUFNEWEAHAAAAAAAASAAAAAAAAAA
>>3757970
The moment I make one fucking post is the moment I die.
Talk about some bittersweet irony.
>>3757971
NOOOOO NO NO NO! I DON'T WANT ANY OF THIS!
>>3757986
Would you like to buy a Subaru for 19.99?
>>3758011
How about you tell me a little about yourself? Maybe we can get to the bottom of this problem that way!
>>3757969
But why's that?
I like having friends.
>>3757997
People really call you that?
Hehe, it's super fitting!
Alright, I'm gonna call you goat mom from now on.
>Her tail loosely wraps around your wrist and she closes her eyes, humming happily.
Special note to self: this place is a big reaction chamber waiting to happen, I must study it's arguments.
>>3758029
My hair is cute this way!
>>3758054
kys bolin
>>3758054
Kys bolin
>>3758061
>kissu
>>3758061
19.99? Heck no man, I'm lonely, just not that lonely.
>>3758058
>>3758061
Proof these arrows lie.
>>3758029
Y'know that I'll be th' one that ends up protectin' you... You might just be someone who can't just die but that doesn't just mean that ya can't be a threat to th' team!
>>3758053
I ain' goin' to do somethin' with an animal. I'll just go 'n walk away or somethin'.
>>3758061
Subaru is best girl
>>3758061
But Subaru, the sign clearly says best GIRL. Now bend over.
>>3758028
>Mfw I've never seen seen the contents of New Horizon and picked up a character from it anyways
>>3758053
Y-you skipped Day 5..
>>3758012
I bet most people aren't thinkin' about shootin' when a grenade is hurtling towards their face.
>>3758022
Just like everything...why didn't anyone tell me there was a party going on? I love going to parties and standing in the corner while everyone has fun.
>>3758073
Wh-what was that for?
>>3758076
>Implying Subaru is best girl
kys no taste
>>3758051
Cheerio is best Dangan 1, Soda is best boy Dangan 2.
>>3757962
Ah...when will this event be hosted? I might be occupied in the near future.
>>3758029
>>3758061
Why are you the best girl?
>>3758082
This outfit protects me from the atmosphere, and other shit, it's also a great storage suit, little girl.
>>3758082
I'm not incapable!
I can find food just fine!
I just.. Get sad when Noel's not around for too long, that's all.
>>3758084
Blow me you lil' shit with your shitty centipedes.
>>3758061
I'm just a student. There isn't anything special about me or anything. Also I think I'm supposed to call you best girl...
>>3758032
I doubt that. Come on, you can tell me. The more you try to keep up that perfect veneer, the more painful it'll be when it inevitably shatters.
>>3758053
What the--get the hell off of me, you idiot!
>>3758088
I'll give you that. They rid themselves of the grenade, 'then' they think about shooting.
>>3758089
What? That doesn't sound fun at all. I thought you'd be like a total party animal or something.
>>3758099
kys bolin
>>3758028
>tfw picked up an OC and people enjoy them
>>3758102
Not for quite some time yet, perhaps over a month from now.
>>3758113
>>3758053
You've both nominated yourselves as pin cushions for later.
Bolin stop going full retard
>>3758094
I'm pretty sure that's what was getting at.
>tfw a character I want to ava has little to no fanart
for what reason?
>>3758116
No I'm serious, outside of that I'm perfectly upstanding citizen.
>>3758053
Oh... He was probably pretty gamey, right?
>>3758055
I know that feeling all too well.
>>3758087
Yeah, I normally skip peace.
>>3758022
You're right, if I went any deeper into it I'd be arrested. I'll wait 6-4 years~
>>3757974
Hm....if I'm a god, then what should my following be called?
>>3757997
Oh dear...sorry for bringing it up. Why would anyone leave someone as pretty as you though?
>>3758061
I'll be gentle, dont worry~
>>3758099
>Yfw
>>3758136
Take it straight from the source, you fucking dip shit.
>>3758136
>Pick either a JoJo character or an anime girl with big tittes
I CA'T STOP SHITPOSTINF SOMEBODY PLEADE GET ME OFF THIS WILD RIDE
>>3758133
I CAN'T IT'S 4 AM AND ALL LOGIC AND REASON HAS GONE OUT THE WINDOW
>>3758139
I-it wasn't exactly peaceful if I died..
>>3757953
>>3757954
>double takes
WAIT A MINUTE! BOTH OF YA, BUMP YOURSELVES OFF!
>>3758116
I think the next step would be gettin' away to a reasonable distance. Someone next to ya catches it, and BAM!
>She raises her arms for emphasis.
Two in one go!
>>3758136
Make the best of it.
>>3757970
Perhaps the secret is a Jabberwock?
>>3758053
Hehe~! Come here, now...!
>>3758063
Very well, call me whatever you wish. I am glad to be a "goat mom".
> * Toriel pats your tail as well.
So bushy! My my... You called me a "beastkin" when you first saw me, yes? Tell me, is that what they call our kind where you are from?
>>3758082
I used to think the same thing, myself.
>>3758139
A vampire? Heavens, no.
>>3758140
It is fine... I am past that point in my life.
He was not the one that left.... I had to leave.
>>3758127
I won't make any promises, but sure, we'll see if things work out.
>>3758139
It's only a bunny, after all. No harm in it.
>>3758167
>>3758136
>still taking those screencaps
>>3758139
Her teeth speak for themselves.
>>3758140
Huh... furries?
I mean, you're furry porn. They give you tributes everytime they... worship one of your depictions.
>>3758106
I'm not AS young as I look. And it's still nothing compared to my tank.
>>3758107
And there's more to surviving than food.
>>3758136
>Which is why I can't use Flame Champion or Doga.
>>3758182
I've learned better than letting anyone get close to me.
>>3758200
>>3758202
>>3758028
Squirrel?
>>3757950
>He swiftly sets up multiple turrets with pride.
Now.
>They start obliterating the nearby countryside.
>>3758136
>tell me about it.
>>3758167
Bolin, just get yourself banned, and stay banned, that'll fix everything.
>>3758185
Alright, I'll let you know the details about confirming the entry and such once it's ready. Don't worry if something comes up, I'm sure we'll manage.
>>3758140
D-Don't feel like you have to do that. I'm sure you can find someone else!
>>3758138
Listen, I fight for justice for a living, and even I know that rules aren't everything. You could stand to realize the same.
>>3758139
Sure, just because I'm part demon, you think I have ritual arcane knowledge. *grabs a large ritual book and slams it on a table* You're right.
>>3758179
*rolls eyes* You've thought about this a lot, haven't you?
>>3758176
Oh shit, you're right. Sorry about that. Here's how it happened!
>>3758139
Jeez...can we stop doin' all these weird ol' chants! They are startin' to confuse me...
>>3758167
>4AM
go to bed britbong
>>3758190
AASAASGjdbAaAgjaAHDJAJAJWJAJAJA HELP MEEEEE SJTNWKXJKQAAAAKGPEEEEEEEELALDPQLSLLEUUUUUUOOOOAAAAAAAAA
>>3758222
MY MEME POTENTIAL HAS BEEN UNSHACKLED
>>3758223
PLEASE
>>3758139
The feast! Now with 100% more successful ambush!
>>3758210
That's a tank? that's the tiniest tank I've ever seen, god, the golems are far bigger than this thing. look at it, fire at me let me see it's speed.
>>3758182
>She snaps back to reality after being in her pet-induced daze.
Huh? Oh, yeah!
We're a race of half-human, half-animals. We're not just squirrels, either. There are cat beastkin, wolf beastkin, shark beastkin.. All kinds!
W-We're, um.. We get bullied for it sometimes, but it's alright. We're just not that accepted, generally.
>>3758210
Says you!
The girl that doesn't wanna be comfy, or doesn't wanna have any friends!
That's like a gift squirrel calling the curtains brown!
>>3758212
Fuck you, Rika is too good for that
>>3758233
Why do you think I'm lying?
I might be a demon, but I have a code of honor, and lying goes against that code.
>>3758251
You're doing good so far Torial!
Keep on!
>>3758250
Aren't you 12 years old?
>>3758275
Toriel*
Is this some kind of joke, it's the second time, I make that typo
>>3758234
O-oh...
>>3758251
Shapen up! If you gotta stay in here with all them things just to keep yourself in here I'll be th' one to remove all them lil' things from you!
>>3758251
>>3758139
Pretty fun... having a solo death from a reference you don't get.
>>3758224
Alright then, thank you again for asking.
>>3758251
What are you three doing here? These are our sup-
>>3758254
GOOD TSDTE ANONMOUE
>>3758269
BERR GADTE ANONYMIYS
>>3758279
FUCK OFF DON'T EHTG MR BANNED
>>3758291
That cat is so smug, you can feel the dog just want to end it already.
>>3758291
what the fuck am i looking at?
>>3758233
Happens more often than ya'd think. It happened 'bout three times last week, actually.
>>3758251
This is what you get for jumping on my back, boy! Wait a sec...who are you others attacking?!?
>>3758270
Because everybody's got something, and it's tough to believe that your exploration of your sister's mouth is all you've done. Just saying that that's a pretty high cap you've set for yourself.
>>3758251
Oh man. Well this is ONE way to clear out a room. Nicely done, guys!
The winner is gonna be decided on the next slide. Who's gonna win?
>>3758325
What the fuck lmao he made like 30 pages for hg characters.
>>3758259
Hey! It's big enough to live in. And this thing is still nothing compared to how big Sigma was.... And I make it a general point not to fire at humans unless they're magicians or clergy.
>>3758260
Yeah, exactly that, I'm surviving. I don't need those things.
Subaru are you okay?
>>3758337
Its really all I've done...well that and the rest of her body, but that's besides the point.
>>3758210
What if you find yourself in a situation that you, by yourself cannot solve?
>>3758251
Oh! This stuff looks perfectly acceptable to wear during the summer!
>>3758275
Thank you, dear. I do hope everyone understands if I end up winning.
>>3758260
Really, now? Hmm... It is a little different than what I am used to. It is nice to see that beastkin are at least free to be on the surface...
> * Toriel smiles.
Ah, and... excusing me for petting so soon after meeting you.
>>3758354
>Muffled pegging noises
>>3758343
>Toriel kills furry remover
WAY TO GO!
You'll be the winner GOAT MOM!
>>3758067
Well jeez, do you really want a guy like me calling you cute?
.>>3758076
You don't know what cute is, Eruna.
>>3758075
Have you even tried making friends here since you've visited?
>>3758077
S'yeah, like a runt like you can protect someone as big and bad as myself. Maye when you're older, dumdum.
>>3758082
What's so funny?
>>3758083
N-NO! I WON'T DO ANYTHING LIKE THAT!
>>3758102
I'm the best boy, not best girl! Get it right!
>>3758114
I'm a boy, not a girl, but thanks.
Look, there has to be something special about you. You can't just be bland from the get-go, now spill the beans!
>>3758117
I'm uh, not good at parties.
I've actually never been to one before. Even the homecoming was something I didn't really party out to.
>>3758140
NO YOU WON'T, SO DON'T EVEN TRY IT!
>>3758343
Toriel's got this.
>>3758182
Oh....I'm sorry to hear things didn't work out between you...Agh, I didnt mean to make things so awkward!...
>>3758202
Oh, duh! Im a dummy!
Thats true~ And once I have enough tributes, I could flood something with it and create the next Noahs arc story~
>>3758228
I'll be waiting, key boy.
SOOUDAA WHERE AAARE YOOOOU
>>3758309
Don't worry, you'll end up getting more and more cryptic death events the more you play.
>>3758365
Bend over.
>>3758346
>Fujiwara no Mokou is a character in Pooh's Adventures of the HG Arena. She was married to her inbred uncle Major Ocelot in a backwoods eloping 20 years ago somewhere in Jackson, Mississippi. She became addicted to heroin and people fondly reminisce of when she hosted games in the Arena instead of getting railed by Ocelot while doing coke.
>>3758354
No, I'm not. I'm going through major problems right now.
>>3758359
As far as I'm concerned, I haven't yet, and I won't.
>>3758365
Oh, nothing...still thinking about the look on your face after you got hit by that wrench.
WWOOOOKUUUUOOYUULIYIOOOIIIIAAAAAAEEEEEJIIOOKLLLUUUUOUOYKKKOOOLLOUUUUUU
>>3758375
ITS SODA NOT SOUDA YOUD FUCKNGN PLEBEAIN I SWEAR GET THE FUCKOG OFF MY BOESRD
>>3758343
This is somethin' I learned from Yumiko. It'll be just fine in a lil' bit lil' dumdum.
>>3758365
I can already keep you in one place ya dumdum! You didn't forget that I'm great with alluva toys I'm keepin' around now did ya?
>>3758349
I can dodge it, I dodged a tower-sized worm of lava just fine, I can dodge that tiny hole blower.
>>3758365
What? make friends with people I'm gonna study? that's interfering with research.
>>3758365
What reason would the arrow person have to lie, Mr. Subaru?
>>3758343
Oh Toriel... You know we have to advance the plot! We have a winner!
>>3758386
B-BACK AWAY! I SWEAR TO GOD I-I'LL KILL YOU IF YOU COME ANY CLOSER!
Link to the whinnie the pooh HG?
>>3758365
Really? They're pretty fun, you know?
>>3758370
A-Alright, you do that.
>>3758370
>I could flood something with it and create the next Noahs arc story~
Now you're unto something. Let's wipe all anime from HG and start our furry utopia here in the trash.
One couple of each species (futa included) for the future avas.
>>3758335
Just how many times does that situation happen, then?
>>3758343
Killed by the queen of morons. What a way to go...
>>3758357
*perks up* It most certainly is not. It's the something else I was referring to. Out with it.
>>3758346
>>3758390
He's doing it, the absolute madman
>>3758349
So am I!
I can survive with food, water, and friendship.
That's all I need!
>>3758359
If you can call it that, I suppose..
Er, but, it's fine! I love being pet, it's my second favorite thing behind snacks.
What do you like, goat mom?
>>3758409
Congrats! Thanks for hosting!
>>3758414
http://poohadventures.wikia.com/wiki/Pooh%27s_Adventures_of_the_HG_Arena
>>3758365
That'd mean I fit your weird fetishes so no.
>>3758365
>is quiet for a moment
I don't feel pain... I guess that's something...
>>3758425
Is it possible for you to NOT, pry into my private life?
That kind of stuff is between me and my sister...
>>3758390
>Link?
>>3758409
I toldya that you should be stayin' in shape. Instead ya didn't 'n now you're th' one who's fallin'. Jeez... it wasn't all that hard of a request y'know?
>>3758412
Just bite the pillow Subaru.
After all you'll respawn after this. It shouldn't be so bad.
>>3758409
Congrats, Makina! Here's your default care for now, just tell me what you want for your custom card. Color and hope or despair!
And enjoy your victory music!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rOXaPE6gklI
>>3758437
>Niggas gonna do literally all the characters on that list
THE FUCKING MADMAN!
>>3758409
What?
Ohh... it's disappointing.
Well, Congratulation Makina!
Thanks for hosting Junko.
>>3758397
That wasn't supposed to be funny, you were supposed to take pity on me!
>>3758402
Toys aren't going to save us from all the people that will end up mowing us down, you know.
Also, how come I'm in a group full of people who use guns for a living? I don't fit in at all.
>>3758405
What do you mean by studying us?
I don't think you can do that stuff around here. It seems very illegal.
>>3758406
Because I'm the best, but I'm not a girl, okay? I can prove it to you if you want.
>>3758437
someone has to archive this shit if it's removed
>>3758343
Unfortunately, you pose a threat to me and several friends... I cannot let you harm them.
>>3758370
> * Toriel shakes her head. Her expression has grown serious.
It was for the best. The things he did for our kingdom's sake... I could not condone it. And he was unwilling to change.
It was simply a matter of... doing what I had to.
>>3758397
I hope you do not run into that soon.
>>3758433
What do I like? Let's see...
> * Toriel's hand reaches over to pet you some more.
I like... gardening, baking, teaching young children, reading novels, and pie.
Maybe not necessarily in that order. Hehe.
>>3758409
>>3758364
>>3758368
All of that cheering for nothing... I apologize that it was in vain.
>>3758467
>>3758456
Congratulations, child.
>>3758448
>>3758445
I don't think I'm ready for this kind of commitment
>>3758479
Eh. I can't be bothered spending the energy to do that.
>>3758493
Closest I ever got was...I still survived it anyways.
>>3758433
I think you've got one too many things you need, then.
>>3758405
...Eh. It'll just bring you back anyways.
>She drops in to the tank, the hatch closing with a hissing noise, and after a second it roars to life, the turret pointing at you
>>3758455
>>3758437
>>3758409
Stats! Thanks for playing, guys!
And Seth, if you're still lurking, I wanted you to know I'm sorry about the mistake I made concerning you months ago. I hope we can put it all behind us. I'm glad you're back with us, man.
>>3758437
> He's actually making pages
Archive this shit before it gets removed for too good for this world.
>>3758453
Who's prying? You're the one blabbing about it. I'm just asking natural follow-up questions.
>>3758467
Adequately done, player and host.
>>3758437
>Kamina is a primary character in Pooh's Adventures of the HG Arena. He is affectionately referred to as the "Cucklord." He cries over Sanya's grave every night.
A-At least I'm a main character.
>O boi i am laffin
>>3758218
Hot damn! Can I get one of those with a handle? Please?
>>3758425
Twice at week at least.
>Harley
>>3758483
http://pastebin.com/tk6UJwXd
WEEERERGGHHAAAAAAAAAOOAOIIAIOAOIAIWLLLEEEEEEEEEEEAASKOSKIIOAMMAAASAASSAAAAAOIAEEEEEEE
>my entry
I swear you went lazy just because you knew it would annoy me more then the roast.
>>3758420
No, I wouldn't know. I haven't been to any before, remember?
>>3758445
>>3758448
>>3758450
Congratulations, you two! I'll be sure to attend in nothing but my birthday suit!
>>3758457
I-It will be bad! I don't want any of you animals near my butt!
>>3758467
I'm not going to congratulated that dumdum, but thank you for the games, Junko-tan!
>>3758467
>>3758502
Thanks lil' missy! I'd like to have like somethin' around th' color of strawberry red 'n I guess hope so I can end up winnin' all th' other adventures includin' that one team thingy!
>>3758479
Don'tcha worry! We all got ourselves th' power to keep you protected y'know? Just don'tcha worry! You'll be more than just fine but do take care as I might end up killin' you if you jump in front of my toy!
>>3758365
I am the utmost authority on cute.
>>3758437
>he is lesser than Steph Curry
Adachi, you've revealed yourself!
>>3758437
>>3758517
>Martin Rauch is a primary character in Pooh's Adventures of the HG Arena. He is very gay and likes shooting more than guns.
>>3758517
remake the thing, as the deletion was taken off the page
>>3758479
There's nothing illegal about this, besides we are far from the law, and from the enforcer.
>>3758499
>The orange commando starts tapping his foot, impatiently waiting
Come on, before the jellyfish start zapping us all.
>>3758502
Congrats little girl. Thanks for hosting, Junko.
>>3758437
>Tfw one of mine is in the cast list of this monstrosity
>>3758517
>BOY AM I GLAD I'M NOT THERE
>>3758502
Six kills, and nothing to show for it. What a wonderful performance.
>>3758508
You know what, whatever, it's not like it matters anyway, might as well admit it, and move on with my life.
Me and Sister, well, you can use your imagination, right? we've probably done anything you could think of...and honestly I'm not proud of it.
>>3758467
Congratulations
Thank you for hosting
>>3758479
...How would you go about proving this?
>>3758547
QUICK, SOMEONE ADD MEMESOON ON THERE
>>3758512
What will you do in return?
>>3758493
Hehehe..
Hmm.. Could you teach me how to bake some time, goat mom?
I actually only know how to make pies. Somebody here taught me.
>>3758499
But I said I like having friends!
I went through all of my life being bullied, 'cause I have a tail and ears, but then I made friends, and I found out what being happy was like!
S-So, friends are super important! Who else is gonna pick you up when you fall down?
>>3758502
Congrats, then, and thanks for the show.
>>3758537
I just wanted to make you feel antsy.
>There's a brief indicator light from the barrel, followed by a beam that rivals the tank in sheer size
>>3758499
It takes less energy pitying me than it does doing anything else.
Maybe you can kiss my wound and make it all better?
If this post ends in 2 junko hosts again
>>3758467
Congrats! Thanks for hosting!
>>3758493
It's OK. There's always next time, right?
>>3758524
Then I'll go with you next time there's a party, I could show you what to do and what not to!
>Don't do this to me, wi-fi.
>>3758445
>>3758448
>>3758450
I'm flattered but I can't.
>>3758524
I can't marry anyone, my adoring fans will riot!
>>3758565
>hooking real bait right here
IF I GET DUBS IN THIS VERY POST JUNKO KILLS HERELF
>>3758574
Don't push it.
>>3758568
You do it yourself.
>She flops on to her back, lying on top of the tank
>>3758607
KYS Bolin
>>3758607
kys Bolin
>>3758572
>the commando does a simple roll into the beam and manages to dodge it, somehow.
strange, I thought you'd have motors, or something more, are you a common thing in these lands?
>>3758607
If dubs, you kys instead.
>>3758607
If i get dubs I host
>>3758493
Was...was he a bad king miss?
>>3758423
But of course! Always good to have a nice variety of the new uprising of furries! We'll let some anime survive to create kemonos of course, then off them later on~
>>3758437
>im on here
This is absolutely hilarious.
>>3758412
That only makes it more fun~
