Hunger Games thread
First 24 tributes, submit a name, an image, and specify your gender if it is unclear, and you actually care. No duplicates, try to save filler for a few minutes at least.
>>3750137
Jasper
>Female
FYXE
Palmtop Tiger
Lord Beerus
Kurogane Hayate
>>3750093
>>3750102
I'm in the new thread!
Endo
>>3750137
Sunset
Josuke Higashikata
Yukkuri Reimu
BUBBLE WIZARD
SAVE THE WORLD
>>3750137
Usaka
Eggman-kun
Shaggy
>>3750131
Well, they're usually old rich men in masks...
But I've encountered real zombies, cat people, and aliens...
Tanaka the Forbidden One
>>3750137
Envy
>>3750137
Rohan Kishibe
>>3750139
Oh, yes, I'm sure.
Should we ask around?
>>3750150
Excuse me, you, what do you think of Josuke's hair?
Penguin
>male
HG anon
Mentally retarded cat
Shala
>>3750137
Garnet
Jack Spicer
Iida Tenya
Dr. Bright
>male
Uni
>>3750095
What makes you doubt me? You don't know me well enough.
>>3750155
>Walks in.
Kay, so where's this stalker?
Jew
The Player
Fumi Lurkanno
>>3750174
Where'd you get this picture of me
Sleeping dont disturb
Hakurei Putin
>>3750086
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W6tOvCqoNuQ
>>3750169
Yeah, sure, go for it, I'm sure at least one person will appreciate it!
>>3750188
And you don't nearly know me well enough to make judgments either!
Dat Boi
bumped it, 4 more
>>3750086
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tgvJkWmdnkg
>>3750211
Kneesocks
>>3750189
They keep sending me all these weird letters, including directions to the bathroom!
Excuse me, everyone, if you would please listen, I have a question.
What do you all think of Josuke Higashikata's hair? Please rate it from a 1 to a 10.
Chansin
>>3750211
Elh
Seija Kijin
Connor
>>3750211
Misogi Kumagawa
>>3750207
I know myself well enough to know you can't beat me.
>>3750232
And I know myself well enough to know that YOU can't beat me!
>>3750218
Jesus fucking christ.
I'll stay here with you and see if that little shit decides to send another. When he does I'll track him down and beat his ass.
>>3750221
Who?
>>3750231
This doesn't count.
>>3750221
2/10
>>3750211
Koyomi Araragi
>>3750241
>Forgot picture
>Reeeeee
>Playing Gunstar Heroes made you miss the link
>>3750105 (Dog Lover)
Well do not worry, my friend! I assure you what I mean no harm, and only want ideas for new amusement parks!
>>3750177
Huh? How did you do that!?
>>3750243
The idiot school delinquent with the pompadour.
>>3750246
You see? Someone likes it.
You can't just shrug that off ,Rohan, that'd be cheating.
>>3750192
>Grabs breast.
>>3750221
Eight out of ten. I've seen far worse pompadours, and it fits him well
>>3750165
Really now. I only have experience with the last one. Aliens can be the worst.
>>3750221
It is a style that was outdated when it first appeared. But he does make it work. 7/10
>>3750254
That doesn't matter. I see a lot of bad things in the future involving you.
>>3750258
You just described at least a few dozen people I know. Gimme some more details or something.
>>3750262
But Higashikata, that person is clearly your fan.
That's a biased opinion.
>>3750268
And you can shut your mouth, too.
Check it, you have exactly 5 minutes from the time on this post to make any swaps, swaps cannot be denied, I have a right to deny any swap without justification, the first post to propose swapping themselves for a tribute will be used, no takebacks.
>>3750243
Alright! I aint going nowhere!
>>3750275
I don't even know the guy. He has amazing hair though.
>>3750175
ahh...you were at my side all along..
>>3750241
Don't underestimate me stupid.
>>3750254
An amusement park? Oh boy, those are like, one of my favorite things!
>>3750221
I'd give it a 7/10.
>>3750276
Like, what's with all the spooks?
Other than that I'm ready to go!
>>3750276
I have better things to waste my time on instead of this pointless conflict between mortals.
Give my spot to the vampire.
>>3750166
>>3750250
>>3750276
>bumped it, 4 more
kek
>>3750275
Hoy, you're just shrugging off everybody that likes my hair, that's not very Gucci of you, Rohan Kishibaby.
>>3750294
You shouldn't underestimate me either, dumbass!
>>3750276
Thank you for the game.
>>3750276
Let's get a move-on.
>>3750284
Yeah, yeah.
>Whips out phone and starts playing a game.
>>3750276
Give mine to next in line.
>>3750271
You're all terrible at harassing people.
That Higashikata bastard burned my house down. The least you could do is tell him his hair is shit for me.
>>3750274
Peace signs and hearts all over his outfit?
The overly-loud "dorararara" Stand?
>>3750289
>>3750297
Now you people are just doing this to bug me.
>>3750306
This place is clearly strange. I nearly forgot that the tastes here aren't close to as refined as they are in Japan.
>>3750271
What do you mean?
I have done nothing wrong!
>>3750297
That's wonderful!
I came here to this arena for inspiration, it's such a fantastic place.
>>3750275
I'm serious. His pomp is well done, way better than a common Roughraff's pompadour. Those lizard Yokai's hair is just ugly and.. loose is a word to describe it
>>3750306
If you think tat waffle iron is a good style I cna be pretty sure you're an idiot.
>>3750321
Pretty sure half the people here are from Japan...just y'know, different versions.
Jeez man, you are one hell of a sore loser.
>>3750321
Yeah, I don't know whatever the hell a stand is, but I get the message.
>Points at >>3750306
This guy, yeah?
>>3750276
looks good.
>>3750299
Is it time to feed your pets?
>>3750296
Most appreciated.
>>3750338
THOSE ARE FIGHTING WORDS, YOU FLAT CUNT!
I'LL MESS UP YOUR FACE SO BAD NOT EVEN YOUR MOTHER WILL BE ABLE TO LOVE YOU!
>>3750321
It's like, an honest opinion.
>>3750325
I've only been here for a few minutes, so I wouldn't know what it's like...
Also, would you happen to know of an alien who calls herself Crystal?
>>3750315
What'cha playing?
What'cha playing?
>>3750343
>those legs
>>3750329
Oh, yes, because a cat with terrible fashion sense is one to judge.
Just what are you wearing?
>>3750340
I, Kishibe Rohan, do not lose.
I merely extend my victory.
>>3750343
Yes.
That guy.
The guy with the terrible hair.
>>3750361
I wouldn't expect any less from an American, and your country's garbage taste.
Swaps and one correction later, bloodbath next.
>>3750357
You got that mad over a waffle iron?
>>3750361
I'm afraid not.
Why do you ask?
>>3750374
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LnZoac9JwW0
>>3750353
...Just as I said. I have better things to do...like crafting spell components and preparing rituals...the time for their feast comes later.
>>3750321
I don't know. It seems fitting on him.
>>3750325
Not yet at least.
>>3750376
Oh good. I can leave with no regrets.
>>3750367
I'm not here to be buddies. I'm here to keep that stalker away.
>>3750373
You like 'em, huh? Well they're reserved for a hot guy, so don't touch unless you can pay for it.
>>3750374
Yeah, that hair's fucking awful. Might even be a space crime.
>>3750374
I'm just going to like, ignore that.
>>3750374
I'm not a cat, I'm a Yokai. Not that the two are mutually exclusive, mind you, it's just I look nothing like a feline Yokai
>>3750374
'Cept you're losing right now.
>>3750378
>Josuke runs a comb through his fucking amazing hair.
I don't expect people like you to understand its importance.
>>3750374
STANDO
>>3750376
Huh?
>>3750401
>youkai racism intensifies
>>3750392
How can you accuse me of something that I have not only done yet, but possibly not do at all?
>>3750413
>>3750394
Here you go if you don't have it.
>>3750393
>she appears in your lap, you don't know how or why
That's boring, watcha playing? Tell me!
>>3750383
She's just someone I knew.
Like, thanks for your help.
>>3750411
>She watches as he combs nothing, because there is no "fucking amazing hair"
>>3750434
>Didn't to reply to that last post, but my pic works for it so whatever.
>>3750444
You're welcome!
Now, how exactly did you get here?
>>3750424
That's pretty rude of you, y'know
>>3750376
Bloodbath! Sorry for the delay, there was a minor error with autocropper.
>>3750392
Farewell, G.
>>3750415
You were next in line, Garnet's swap got you in.
>>3750443
>Shoves.
Buzz off. I don't mind taking two back to HQ if I have to.
>>3750467
Fucking asshole.
>>3750457
>the comb does in fact go through something, and it's his god like hair that looks like it was crafted by the Big-G himself
>>3750434
Call it a hunch. I can't stay here to tell you why. Just know that I will be watching you.
![tumblr_inline_mtt8l2tjAO1s1ii4m[1].png](https://i.imgur.com/1OO4lhp.png "tumblr_inline_mtt8l2tjAO1s1ii4m[1].png")
>>3750376
Dr. Bright is ready to kick some ass.
I've terminated SCPs far worse than anyone on this list, even without my nifty hat.
Containment units are on standby in the event of this host's death, though. I'm always a stickler for protocol
>>3750441
>Thanks!
>>3750460
Like, I don't remember.
>>3750467
I hope for one like, where there are pizza stores miles on end.
>>3750393
At least someone has taste.
Apparently even aliens have more of a sense of style than Americans.
>>3750401
So you're some kind of monster?
>>3750411
That's not true.
I'm extending my victory.
A longer battle makes for a more satisfying win.
>>3750413
Oh, I see you're back, too.
>>3750376
Replace everyone for me please.
That way you would have a decent roster instead of this abortion you're about to host.
>>3750467
Ha! I already know who's killed Father before.
>>3750481
![tumblr_mo706ysEL11sugv75o1_500[1].png](https://i.imgur.com/tcOodpS.png "tumblr_mo706ysEL11sugv75o1_500[1].png")
>>3750467
A volcano, eh? Sounds classy.
I've no schemes, though. Only thorough plans
>>3750492
Uh-huh, I think you just gotta accept defeat, man.
Be a good sport, at least once in your life, aight?
>>3750467
I knew I shoulda planned at all!
>>3750481
but I only have one stalker,
That I know of at least!
>>3750467
Day 1
>>3750493
That'd only be because your parents made a terrible mistake keeping you.
>>3750467
I've got no choice, Time to get serious.
>Oh, Thanks.
>>3750484
I think I'm gonna be sick....
>>3750492
One could say that. I'm more of a spirit, though, as are most Yokai
>>3750512
I'm not one for writing
>>3750509
Hah. We'll see what you say after I beat you in this g- >>3750512
>>3750512
At least it pays better than like, solving mysteries.
>>3750512
Gehenna!
>>3750486
Whatever you say....
>>3750488
That sounds like it could be a problem.
>>3750512
Look a tree ! You should hang yourself on it
>>3750492
I've got a nice taste for hot guys, y'know.
That hair's absolutely fucking killing it for him.
>>3750504
I'll see you in space prison, you shit.
>>3750510
I meant you and him.
>>3750512
This is going to suck.
>>3750535
I hope not...
>>3750517
Pffft, you ain't got no taste, girly.
>>3750526
Sorry, Wazzat Rohan? I can't hear you over the sound of you LOSING!
![c5385907c282ce29af272649731ff634[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/wC1li42.jpg "c5385907c282ce29af272649731ff634[1].jpg")
>>3750512
Thank god there is no Ethics committee.
I'm willing to bet it won't be fun to stay at the YMCA for much longer
>>3750512
Thanks for the money,fool! What's yours is now mine!
>>3750512
Night 1
>>3750515
Don't thank me, thank Garnet.
>>3750512
It's not my fault, If you weren't sleeping on middle of my way, then that wouldn't have happened.
>>3750543
I'm not stalking me!
But, what if I am, is that even possible?
>>3750525
Would you mind if I try something on you?
>>3750543
I didn't ask for your taste in men, I only asked if his hair was in style or not.
You don't need to go so in-detail. I've gotten the point.
>>3750551
Shut your damn mouth, Higashikata.
>>3750557
Look a fork ! You should jam it into your eye !
>>3750557
Nnnnnnope
>>3750550
Oh, I'm sure you'll remember how you got here eventually!
>>3750557
Like, I'm sorry! I shouldn't have tried to cook the jiffy pop in the microwave...
>>3750557
These are much more than sewers,think of it more as an underground base.
>>3750557
YOU LITTLE FUCKING SHIT!
>>3750571
You're pissing me off.
>>3750572
Yeah, yeah, whatever. What's your beef anyways, huh?
>>3750572
Would you mind if I just like, played that back and recorded it? Eh, whatever, I'm doing it anyway, I don't care what you think.
>>3750572
Depends on what that something is. If it's gonna injure me I'd rather you not
>>3750512
Hey hey pal, at least I wasn't born on a highway like you, where most accidents happen.
But enough with the argy-bargy, I decided to assign myself as the special guest commentary of your game to kill the time before I host mine next.
Obviously you don't mind it, that's a honor I'm giving you after all.
>>3750551
Oh, I like waffles.
Just not in my hair.
>>3750573
>jams the fork in his eye
>>3750579
Probably. It shouldn't like, take too long.
>>3750587
I'm sorry! Please don't like, eat my brain!
>>3750557
Day 2
>>3750554
You do remember what happened to the Doctor overseeing SCP 096, yes? There may not be an official ethics committee, but that doesn't mean you have free reign.
>>3750593
I do not, of course. I'm merely filling time.
>>3750596
Yeah, you can just go fuck yourself, preferably with a Rusty Bad Dragon dildo.
Post Crazy HG Theories
>>3750604
>moooOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOT!
>>3750601
And fucking stupid to boot. Do I look like a zombie to you, you little shit?
>>3750557
No way... that's impossible!
>>3750604
ITS HAPPENING AGAIN
>>3750587
He burned down my house over a dice game, that's what my "beef" is.
>>3750590
That's a pretty nice recorder you have there, Higashikata.
Shame you won't be able to listen to it after I break it.
Your face, that is.
>>3750591
It won't.
It will allow me to look into your memories. It doesn't work on robots, and I'm curious if it'll work on you... Yokai.
>>3750603
I have like, a thousand yen to my name. It's not pretending at this point
>>3750603
Hahahaha, you stupid light weight. Can't even take a single cigarette, hahaha
>>3750603
Oh what?! That's unfair!
>>3750603
I think it should be some sort of cook book.
>>3750616
No, I just don't want my brain taken out for whatever aliens do with it...
>>3750601
Yeah! Until then you'll just have to stay here.
>>3750604
>Thanks Hiro
>>3750604
Creep!
>>3750603
We're all set then.
>>3750603
I don't know what these youtube channels could be about, but I'm damn sure I'd rather watch paint dry than torture my precious eyes by watching their videos.
![bright[1].png](https://i.imgur.com/CHvg3RO.png "bright[1].png")
>>3750603
I'll be back in another D-Class by brunch.
Good thing, too. Able invited me for pzza
>>3750603
Night 2
>>3750604
Is this one of those stand dealies?
>>3750630
I've got an excuse to arrest him or something then? This is turning out nice.
>>3750637
Fuck would I do that for? Doubt you have one anyways.
>>3750630
I'm not certain how you'll do it, but if you're able to, I don't see a problem with it, so long as you're unable to tamper with my memories
>>3750651
Alright, I won. Pay up
>>3750587
You're a lot like someone else I know!
Always mad about nothing and blaming it on me!
>>3750651
F-Flattered!
>>3750630
Real Original, Rohan, I bet Jotaro would be proud, if he doesn't sue first.
>>3750642
That's Mister Creep t-...ohhhhhh, OHHHHH, YOU'RE ONE OF THOOOOSE CHICKS, bah, totally not my type.
>>3750651
Jeez fi-...YO, YOOOO, THE FUCK DID YOU JUST SAY ABOUT MY HAAAIR?!
>>3750651
>millions of years old god of destruction goes on a date with a loli ninja
>>3750638
Alright, though is it okay if I see if there are any restaurants around here? I' like, famished.
>>3750652
I don't know I've like, not had a good track record when it comes to aliens...
>>3750651
I got fired for eating the frozen meals at the warehouse...
>>3750651
I'm not moving. You can't make me
>>3750609
I'm actually a girl.
>>3750651
If I had a dime every time someone told me a guy with such a terrible haircut could actually beat Eggman-kun, then I would have zero dimes.
>>3750668
Yeaaaah, you're really pissing me off now.
Fuck you and your stalker, I'm leaving.
>>3750691
Yeah, it fucking shows.
>>3750651
Day 3
>>3750682
He likes food.
>>3750678
I don't want to be your type, Mr. Creep.
>>3750667
Well here you go goy.
Fair and square
>>3750701
Don't leave me! What if he comes back!
>>3750652
Unfortunately, there was no proof that he did it, everything was too badly burned.
Are you a.. Space officer?
>>3750667
>He raises his pen and begins to draw, the lines of ink remaining in the air. His hand moves so fast it's a blur, and before a second even passes he'd already drawn a complete face in the air.
Heaven's Door!
>Your face begins peeling into what feels and looks like pages of a book.
So it does work..
>>3750678
Jotaro's off god knows where, probably fucking a dolphin or something.
>>3750702
... Don't stand too close to me
>>3750702
Since I'm obviously the most well liked, I'm gonna make my own YouTube channel, with Black Jack, and Hookers!
>>3750707
Bleh, Tsunderes, and I don't want you to want me to be your type.
To many daddy issues...
>>3750718
Fucking a Dolphin? Rohan you have such a low opinion on him, he's obviously fucking TWO dolphins, and a starfish.
>>3750691
Go right ahead!
>>3750714
Maybe you should have thought about that, huh?
Unless you get down on your knees or something and apologize I'm just gonna fucking dip.
>>3750718
That's right. I'm Space Patrol.
Never really needed much in the way of proof before neither.
>>3750702
Night 3
>>3750720
Her friends are so jealous
You know how bad girls get
Sometimes it's not so easy
To be the teacher's pet
>>3750728
D-Daddy issues!?
You take that back creep!
>>3750702
What is it going to be? A gaming channel? Movie reviews? A cooking show?
>>3750702
Everyone wants to have his own dog but I can't blame Beerus' one for running away as soon as it saw its owner was some cat trash.
>>3750737
I'm sorry!
>>3750743
Wazzat? Did I hit a nerve or something.
Goddamn, It feels good being right!
>>3750742
...Yeeeaaah, no thanks, I'm more of a love kind of guy, I can't do one night stands...let alone this kind of shit...not enough babes either.
>>3750743
Getting into it again today princess? Haha.. How are you today?
>>3750729
Alright!
>he takes off looking for anything to eat
>>3750742
Why thanks!
>>3750742
... I'll accpet just becuase you're a nice guy, and I'm kind of hungry, but that's it...
>>3750728
>He can't help but snicker.
He was always a weird one, isn't he?
Where's he now? Didn't he go off to Florida to see that daughter of his?
>>3750737
Space Patrol?
That sounds like a poorly-thought out manga.
What exactly do you do as Space Patrol?
>>3750760
But you're wrong, stupid.
>>3750763
Horrible, the creepy waffle iron is harassing me.
>>3750718
>after everything's said and done
Well, that was... new. I never thought a human could inspirit others.. or whatever that was
>>3750742
Be careful Beerus, I heard Araragi is the type to fuck on the first date.
Is there a switch to drown the sewers host ? I think we would be doing the world a favor.
>>3750751
What's that? Can't hear you.
Maybe you should try reaaally digging your face into the dirt.
>>3750771
Arrest bad guys. Shoot 'em a little and stuff.
Really not that complicated.
>>3750775
I do hope it's like, worth it!
>>3750775
Hey, what would you do if I just... pushed you off?
>>3750771
Yeah, I think he went out there to bail out Jolyne, apparently she did some shit, like straight up murdered a dude.
To be honest, if all my dad did was fuck dolphins all day, I'd probably murder a motherfucker for attention too.
>>3750774
'Cept I'm right, Tsunderes always have Daddy issues, it's written in the laws of the universe!
I've been gone for a few days, did I miss anything interesting?
>>3750775
Dude, record this, we're going to put it on the youtube channel!
>>3750781
Where did you get this information form?!
>>3750775
Night 4
>>3750781
I don't believe so, but now I have an idea for an arena event, not that this is my code or anything.
>>3750774
'Creepy waffle iron'..? Ah, honestly now, I think that's a little uncalled for, I mean you did call me a creep earlier...
>>3750810
shitposting and Hoshi/Bolin getting triggered by furries
>>3750775
It would be a shame if these half-finished buildings ended up collapsing.
Or not really, considering who's in it it wouldn't be a huge loss.
>>3750783
>Slams head into ground
I'm sorry!
>>3750829
So just the usual stuff? Aww, that's no fun...
>>3750825
Giving me a coupon for KFC isn't a date
>>3750809
But that's wrong, dipshit.
>>3750827
Totally called for!
>>3750825
Like, this is my first time getting high. Everyone thinks I'm a stoner, but I'm actually not.
>>3750832
>>3750832
>Steps on your back.
I'm sorry, was that a "I'm sorry, Ms. Save the World! I'll do whatever you say, Ms. Save the World!"?
'Cause it better have been.
>>3750825
Day 5
>>3750834
People started saying you quit
>>3750776
>He returns you back to normal.
That was my Stand, Heaven's Door. It allows me to turn people into 'books.'
>>3750783
Hm.
It doesn't sound like you're particularly qualified for such an important job.
Come to think of it, you dress like a schoolgirl.
>>3750809
Really? What do you know. It seems like she inherited her dad's issues.
I never would have guessed his daughter would be a bad seed too. Guess you didn't have much of an influence on the little one growing up, eh? I would feel guilty if I were you, "Great Uncle Josuke."
>>3750825
Nope. I'm out
test
>>3750838
How do you figure? I think I'm a pretty normal guy... For this places standard.
>>3750845
?
>>3750853
"I'm sorry, Ms. Save the World! I'll do whatever you say, Ms. Save the World!
Post the best ship from your source and discuss
>>3750857
>I honestly don't know how to respond to that in character.
>>3750853
Me next! Me next!
I hope the tributes pay attention to the weather forecast, because a nasty winter storm is inbound!
>>3750810
Yes, me.
Do yourself a favor and enlighten yourself by going to the archives and read every single one of my posts, twice.
Then frame the best ones.
Aka all of them.
>>3750822
Araragi please, I know you for a year now, there's a reason you were called the Rapemachine back in the days.
>>3750825
You see host ? I'm so awesome I gave you an idea for an arena event.
I'd suggest adding some mutated monsters thingy, in case some survives the drowning.
>>3750857
Damn, I can't even take a break for a few days without rumors popping up...
Atleast there wasn't a memestorm...right? I really hope not.
>>3750858
You're comparing us to manga and you don't even make the really obvious connection?
It's like that magical girl shit. The uniform turns on like some sorta spell or something.
>>3750872
>Applies more pressure.
Ehhhh, what's that?? I think you're gonna have to speak up!
>>3750875
>Prove me wrong
>You can't
>>3750838
But i'm right, cuntbasket.
>Josuke takes out a book with the word RURURURULES crosses out, and written in Black Marker below it is scribbled"Laws of the Universe"
>Josuke flips through the book, a lot of pages seem to be straight up ripped out
>He flips to be a page that doesn't seem overly altered, with only one "Law of the universe" being crossed out
See, it says right here, All Tsunderes have Daddy Issues!
>>3750858
Hoooy, I totally left a good impression on her...I was the best baby sitter!
>>3750872
>watches her on the ground from a distance
>>3750825
...
I'll just sit and watch, you can do whatever you want.
>>3750857
That Usaka girl is a bad influence...
>>3750885
It was imouto rape machine, you know? That means it was a pretty especific kind of rape machine.
>>3750884
I'll start stocking up on hot cocoa, marshmellows, and cookies.
>>3750881
Fuck off.
>>3750875
>Luluco X Nova, obviously.
>>3750891
I'm sorry, Ms. Save the World! I'll do whatever you say, Ms. Save the World!
I'm sorry, Ms. Save the World! I'll do whatever you say, Ms. Save the World!
>>3750899
What're you doing?
Pervert!
>>3750895
>with the word RURURURULES crossed out
>tfw its only one
>This is going to be a long fucking day
Testo desu
>>3750857
>>3750884
Arena! Here comes that nasty blizzard.
>>3750885
If any of these degenerates are caught out in the sewers by this storm, especially as nude as they usually are, they'll be done for! As far as mutated monsters go, having the game events altered by the occurrence of an arena is a cool idea.
>>3750890
No, there wasn't, don't worry.
>>3750884
[Thousand Yard Stare intensifying]
>>3750853
While we're at it talking about mutated things, who is this jackass ? Some survivor from Chernobyl ?
>>3750857
Araragi holding up to his name, glad to see some never changes.
>>3750857
>>3750907
Well it seems you changed your tastes over time.
>>3750891
It really is just like a manga, then?
How cliche. I'm growing sick of these "magical girl" stories.
Well, at least you're not a perfectly beautiful girl like they're usually depicted.
>>3750895
Oh yes, sure you were, that's why the brat kicked my shin for saying her hair made her look like Mickey Mouse.
>>3750885
B-But I was here for your return!
>>3750926
Good, good.
>>3750926
OH GOD, BEERUS, HOLD ME-
>Fucking dies in the arms of the naked Kitty Cat
>>3750932
Okaaay, maybe I rubbed off on her a litttle bit.
But to be fair I-not wait I already did...to be fair anybody would do the same thing
>>3750868
No way, he's even stupider then average.
>>3750895
And where's your evidence that's a reliable source? Idiot.
>>3750949
You being a Tsundere, and this book, obviously.
>>3750911
Why not?
>>3750858
Felt pretty similar to being Inspirited to me. Strange that a human can have a power like that, though. In my world humans are relatively weak beings whom are at the mercy of Yokai. Of course, there are Yokai like myself that protect them too, though
>>3750926
Ew... sorry about this
>>3750914
>Steps off.
Hmmm, alright. I guess I'll keep ya save from that pervert a little longer.
>>3750931
The fuck are you calling me, huh? Never seen an alien before or something?
>>3750932
Har har.
I'm the sexiest damn thing in the Space Patrol.
>>3750914
>pretends not to hear
>>3750926
B-but I never got to get those cookies.
