RWBYgt Trash General #93 Superior Atlesian Tactics edition
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First for stupid sexy cowgirl
Where did everybody go?
>>3744005
Well, the thread was made like an hour or so after the old one died, so I assume everyone went to bed.
Fuck, Gavin's death in Day 5 was so lackluster yet perfect.
Dunno if anyone is awake/alive at the moment, but I'll just go ahead and throw something together to fill the time a bit.
You are Cinder Fall, Supreme Mistress of Keikaku. You're on an undercover mission from Salem-onee-sama, and you've slipped into Beacon Academy perfectly disguised as one of your fellow kids. Everything has been running smoothly, up until this point...
"Hey Cinder! It's me, Ruby, remember? I bumped into you guys in the dorms the other day...sorry again about that! How are you guys, settling in okay?"
Damn. The red-hooded twerp that keeps showing up wherever you go is in your way, AGAIN. But you can't blast her with fire or glass like before, not now. What to do?
[ ] Greet her amiably, make excuses and leave
[ ] Summon Emerald for her socialite skills, she'll get you out of this mess
[ ] Summon Mercury! He'll...probably make things worse, actually
[ ] Pretend you didn't hear her and escape
Back in a bit, need to have a shower...
>>3744806
Get Emerald in here, pick her pocket while you're at it.
>>3744806
You smile as amiably as you can (it merely comes off as insufferably smug, but you can’t actually tell), and quietly message Emerald on your scroll, out of the red-hooded idiot’s sight.
You: [Get here immediately!]
E: [Yes, ma’m! Just give me a minute!]
Whatever is the girl up to? She usually will show at the drop of a hat…
Silence awkwardly grows between the two of you.
R: “Er…hi? I didn’t just imagine talking to you just now, did I?”
This isn’t going well.
You: “I’m sorry, I was lost in thought...Ruby, was it?”
R: ”That’s me! Good to know I’m not entirely forgettable!...Hey, I’ve been meaning to ask…have we met somewhere before? Before you guys came to Beacon, I mean. You just seem so familiar, somehow…”
This is a problem. Where the hell is Emerald when you need her?
[ ] Play it off. There’s no way she could clearly remember your little ‘encounters’
[ ] Make excuses and leave
[ ] Change subject? (write-in)
[ ] Other
>>3745081
Play it off.
>>3745081
The twerp couldn’t possibly have seen through your disguise. Except for that time you showed up in your trademark red dress during the Mountain Glen affair…the same dress you used to fend her and the huntress off during Roman’s botched Dust robbery…
No, there’s no way she’s connected the dots. Surely.
You: “I rather doubt it. This is my first time in Vale, after all.” You play it cool. She’ll never suspect a thing.
R: “Wow, really! Then you guys have to come see the sights! I’ll go tell the others, we’ll show you everything! It’ll be great, just give me a second!”
What? No, no, dammit! Why is this happening? Is this girl starved for attention or something?
R: “Yay! New friends! I did it, Yang!”
Apparently so. And she’s running off, to find her companions, no doubt.
You could probably slope off now…but that would only delay the problem. You can’t possibly avoid them for the remainder of your time here, and avoiding them would just cause suspicion anyway…you can’t afford that.
[ ] Chase her down, explain that you’ve already seen the sights and you’re too busy to go.
[ ] Go back to your dorm and grab the others. Getting Emerald to take the tour in your place and explaining that you couldn’t make it should do just fine. This is her fault anyway. Mostly. Partially.
[ ] Hmm…maybe there is something to be said with going along with them. Gaining the trust of genuine students would help strengthen your cover, if nothing else.
[ ] Other
>>3745325
Head back to the dorm.
>>3745325
Gain their trust.
>>3745391
Changing this to Gain her Trust
KeikakuQuest?
>>3745325
Hmm…now that you think about it, having those twerps vouch for you could prove useful. Especially after certain careless mistakes had been made when gaining entry to Beacon. You couldn’t quite believe that Mercury actually registered with his real name. The name of a family of infamous assassins. It’s somewhat miraculous that it didn’t set off any alarms. You’d have reprimanded him, but there simply isn’t the time to do so whilst on campus.
You call after her, as she runs off:
You: “We’ll see you at the airship port. I’m sure we’ll have a wonderful time!”
Hmm, do you come off as suggestive and insincere? No, surely not. The others would have told you if your act was unnatural. Mercury even said you’ve got the grace of a 15 year-old in this disguise. Of course you do. You really shouldn’t doubt yourself so much.
You make your way back to the dorm…as Emerald finally appears.
E: “Haa…haa…Present and accounted for, ma’m…”
She seems quite out of breath. What on Remnant was she up to?
[ ] Reprimand her for being late
[ ] Overlook her tardiness and explain the situation and your plan, as you head back to the dorms
[ ] Ask why she was so late
[ ] Other
>>3745531
Ask her why.
>>3745531
You’re more than a little irritated by her lateness. If she’d shown up when you instructed, this whole mess could have been avoided. But apart from anything else, you’re concerned as to why she didn’t come when instructed.
You: “You’re late. Have you anything to say for yourself?”
Emerald has finally recovered her composure and her apparent tardiness seems to have finally dawned on her. Her face flushes.
E: “Ah! I…no, Ma’am. I have no excuses. I’m sorry.”
She bows her head in embarrassment, which just makes you more concerned. Is she actually being evasive with you? You ought to discipline her…but not now, not in the open.
You: “We’ll discuss this later. Come. We’ve been invited to a little tour of Vale with some of the local students. You’ll be doing the majority of the socialising, so I expect you to be on your best behaviour. Understood?”
You turn and continue on towards the dorms. Emerald follows, still looking unusually flustered about something.
E: “A-are we going back to the dorms? Maybe we should just call the others and meet them at the airship?”
This is getting on your nerves. You turn to her once more.
You: “Are you hiding something from me?”
Emerald looks like she’s about to burst from stress. Seems like you hit the nail on the head.
E: “…Yes!”
You groan.
You: “Well, what? I don’t have time for this!”
Emerald just looks to the side and then to the floor. Unbelievable.
You: “Whatever it is, your punishment will have to wait. We’ll tend to your apparent disaster now.”
You’ve finally made it back to your dorms. But you don’t like what you hear.
A tremendous thundering and crashing can be heard throughout much of the building. And it is definitely coming from your dorm.
>>3745867
Could it be that someone has discovered your plans? Is someone fighting your partners in crime in the dorm? Surely not…
You’ve finally reached the door.
[ ] Enter and deal with whatever you find as it comes
[ ] Attempt to enter through the window, stealthily. Whoever is in there mustn’t see you coming.
[ ] Blast the door and take everyone out by force.
[ ] Drag the truth out of Emerald
[ ] Try to contact someone else?
[ ] Other
>>3745880
>Enter
>>3745880
Enter
>>3745867
It could be an enemy…but you doubt a fight like that would be constrained to one room. You give Emerald a brief scolding look…she can’t make eye contact with you…and open the door.
Chaos awaits you inside.
The desks, shelves and beds are splayed all at different angles and at varying levels of wholeness. The windows are smashed, the curtains torn…and at the centre of it all, are the two culprits.
Or they were. One just knocked the other back into the wall.
You walk up to the aggressor and grab them by the scruff of the neck, lifting their face up to yours.
You: “What, precisely, do you think you’re doing?”
The pint-sized psychopath in your hand says nothing, but holds up her scroll to your face.
N: [He called me short! >:-( ]
Unbelievable.
You’d taken in the so-called ‘Neopolitan’ as a passable team-mate following Roman’s screw-up and capture at Mountain Glenn. Her disguises were very useful…but her personality leaves much to be desired.
You glare at the young idiot currently embedded in the wall. He shrugs at you, as if nothing is wrong.
M: “I told you, I hate waiting.”
…
This cannot stand. The dorm is an absolute mess and the noise almost certainly drew unwanted attention. On the other hand, leaving the idiot and her friends waiting could be even more troublesome…
[ ] Punishment all around. The dorm needs to be tidied in an instant, so they’d better do a good job.
[ ] Make X do the cleaning, everyone else goes with you on tour (X being any one or combination of the given three)
[ ] You could probably make some other shmuck do it…
[ ] Deal with the mess later, you’ll need all three to keep that wretched girl and her friends away from you
>>3746135
Tidy. Now!
>>3746155
Second
>>3746135
You glare at the three of them.
You: “Tidy. Now!”
Emerald flinches. Neo pouts. Mercury just shrugs again.
You: “Are you being difficult with me?”
E: “No, Ma’am!” and begins haphazardly tidying as fast as she can.
N: [Put me down first, please!]
M: “I’m stuck. A little help, perhaps?”
You grit your teeth. How could everything have gotten so troublesome in such a short space of time?
You drop Neo, who lands gracefully on her feet.
You: “Get him out of the wall, and then the three of you best have this place in order. We’re accompanying some Beacon students to Vale, and I won’t tolerate us being late.”
????: “Er…are you guys okay? Not to intrude, but it looks like you could use some help.”
Oh, how simply wonderful. Just what you needed.
You turn to see the unwanted guest. Standing just outside the door is a concerned-looking blonde-haired young man, with an open shirt and ragged jeans. And a furry tail, you notice.
You move to speak and explain the situation, when another young man brazenly walks right into the doom in front of him.
????2: “Well hello, ladies. Please excuse my friend, he’s not the most refined of gentlemen. We couldn’t help but overhear your little trouble, is there anything we can do to help?”
A blue-haired douchebag has appeared. You can’t quite tell why, but he has the kind of face you instinctively want to hit.
You recognise them from the database. Sun Wukong and Neptune Vasilias of team SSSN, Haven. Which could be a problem, considering that you’re posing as students from the same academy…
You need to get rid of these interlopers…without causing any more of a scene.
[ ] Thank them for their concern, say you don’t need help, politely ask them to leave
[ ] The blue-haired one seems easily manipulated. You could probably seduce him and have them clear the mess…provided there’s nothing incriminating in the room.
[ ] Have Emerald deal with them
[ ] Other
>>3746344
Seduce Neptune.
>>3746354
Second
>>3746344
The blue-haired one seems to fancy himself a womanizer…easy pickings to say the least. You should be able to turn this debacle to your advantage.
You approach the grinning imbecile, putting on your charms.
You: “Why, thank you so much. We just had a little accident, and just didn’t know what to do. We’d be ever so grateful for your help!”
His eyes seem to light up. The dope is simply too easy.
Nep: “You word is my command, miss. Sun, go get Sage and Scarlet, we’ll get this clear in no time!”
Sun looks a little perturbed. Is he on to you?
Sun: “Er, sure. Back in a second, guys.”
As he runs off, Neptune takes the opportunity to draw closer to you. For a supposed womanizer, he doesn’t seem to have much subtlety.
Nep: “Pleasure to meet you, the name’s Neptune. Do you have a name, Firecracker?”
Really? Does he actually get any at all with those kinds of lines?
You: “The pleasure is all mine. I’m Cinder, leader of Team CMSN (Crimson). Charmed, I’m sure.”
You hold out your arm, and he diligently takes it. He takes it up to his lips and kisses it. Good boy.
You think you can see Emerald twitch slightly in your peripheral vision. How strange for that to bother her.
Nep: “You guys are from Haven, too right? I must be losing my eyesight, because I couldn’t possibly have forgotten a face like yours if I’d seen it.”
Urgh.
You: “We’re transfer students, you see. We’ve hardly had a chance to see Haven. Perhaps, when this is over, you could show us the sights?”
You bash your eyelids gracefully, as you draw in closer.
????: “I think this is the place. Ruby said it was just east of our dorms…”
????: “Neptune…?”
Oh, yet another interloper. Just what you needed.
Nep: “Er…”
>>3746635
Hmm. This seems rather awkward. You recognise the newcomer as one of Ruby’s companions, the SDC heiress, Weiss Schnee. From her expression, it seems she wasn’t expecting Neptune to be getting quite so close to another woman. Interesting…
[ ] Explain that there is nothing unusual going on.
[ ] Admit to intending to hit on Neptune
[ ] Other
>>3746642
Admit it
>>3746642
>[x] Explain that there is nothing unusual going on.
>>3746642
This could prove interesting.
W: “…What’s going on, Neptune? Are you flirting again?”
Nep: “…This isn’t what it looks like!”
To be fair, it doesn’t look that bad. Admittedly the two of you are mere inches from each other, but it’s not entirely incriminating.
But you might as well come clean.
You: “Oh dear. There seems to be some kind of misunderstanding.”
W: “So there is something going on!”
Nep: “No, no there isn’t!”
You: “I’m so sorry, I must have acted inappropriately. I was just getting to know your friend.”
Weiss glares at you.
W: “...You’re Cinder, right? The girl Ruby mentioned? Do you just cosy up to everyone you meet for the first time?”
You: “Well, I didn’t ‘cosy up’ to Ruby, if that’s what you mean. What can I say, your boyfriend is simply charming. I honestly meant no harm by it.”
W: “B-boyfriend? We just…spent the dance together. That’s all.”
You: “Oh? So he’s not taken, then?”
W: “!”
Nep: “…er…do I get a say in all this?”
W: “No!”
You: “I rather doubt it.”
Sun: “Well, you guys seem to be having a lot of fun, but shouldn’t we clean up now?”
Sun Wukong and the remainder of his team seem to have finally arrived on the scene.
M: “Nah, we’re good. Pull up a seat, it’s starting to get interesting.”
You turn. Mercury and Neo seem to have made themselves quite comfortable and are watching you and the events unfurl. Whilst eating popcorn. Where did they even get it?
Emerald at least is still cleaning up. Although she does seem to be muttering under her breath about something.
You: “How long have you been sitting around doing nothing?”
M: “You make it sound like we ever started doing anything.”
You fight the urge to shoot fire into Mercury’s smug face. And instead turn back to SSSN.
You: “As you can see, my team isn’t the most cooperative. Please could you help?”
>>3747069
The room looks good as new. It’s really quite amazing how helpful everyone people can be.
Of course, there was that little hiccup when someone almost found Neo’s parasol, but that was swiftly dealt with. The silly little girl shouldn’t have left it lying around in the first place.
Luckily, no one had noticed the Grimm-warphole you casually threw the damn thing into. You should be able to get it back at some juncture, but Neo still seems rather upset with you regardless.
You glance over to Weiss. It’s quite surprising she was so eager to help. Perhaps she didn’t dare leave you and Neptune together without her.
You give her a warm smile.
You: “Thank you, Weiss. I’m so sorry for the misunderstanding. I hope we can still be friends.”
Weiss gives you a slightly unconvinced stare.
W: “Well, I suppose anyone who can put up with Ruby can’t be a bad person. I’m sorry that I jumped to conclusions.”
Nep: “Yeah, we’re all just huge pals now! Group hug!”
He motions to grab the both of you. You both give him withering looks for even trying that shit.
W: “We’ll talk about this later, Neptune.”
Nep: “Aw, come on!”
Sun: “Group hug!”
So saying, Sun grabs Neptune firmly around the waste, and picks him up.
Nep: “Dude, that’s a bear hug! Let me go!”
Sun mouths to you both:
Sun: “I’ll just get rid of him. Sorry!”
You mouth thank yous back to him, as he carries Neptune away.
“Urgh, I think I got a splinter from the cupboard…”
“…”
>>3747084
The last two members of SSSN leave as you wave them off with thanks. Weiss turns to you.
W: “Anyway, I’m here to pick you guys up. We were supposed to show you around Vale…assuming everywhere isn’t shut already. We sho- what?”
Neo is sticking her scroll in Weiss’ face.
W: “The boutique does do custom parasols, yes. I think.”
M: “Well, we haven’t got all day guys. Let’s get going!”
Luckily, the insincerity of Mercury’s suggestion goes by unnoticed.
W: “We’re going to be late! And Ruby will never let me hear the end of it! If you guys are ready, we should go!”
Everyone is looking at you, already out the door. Neo is next to him, looking like an excited puppy, whilst Emerald seems rather subdued. You can’t imagine why.
This is going to be a very long day.
You: “Shall we, then?”
You head off to adventure with new friends. Apparently.
To be continued…
>>3747069
>>3747084
>>3747090
Sorry about the delay and cutting it off early.
I'm not really feeling it. I thought writing Cinder would be kinda fun, but somehow writing canon characters is really tricky and I don't feel like I'm doing it properly. If anyone enjoyed it at all I can probably continue it another time, but otherwise I think I'd better stick to what I know.
Hopefully that wasn't too boring filled the time a bit. Laters.
>>3747114
Well you did alright CinderAnon, would you like to call this "KeikakuQuest?"
>>3747127
You're too kind.
>would you like to call this "KeikakuQuest?"
If you like. I kind of harpooned myself not being able to use CQ because I've already used it.
I probably shouldn't be making new CYOAs and actually focus on continuing what I've started. Ah well.
>>3747195
>I probably shouldn't be making new CYOAs and actually focus on continuing what I've started.
yes
>>3747231
Well, I'm kind of pooped at the moment, but if no one else feels like running a session this evening, I'll try and run GQ or CQ for a bit, if people are interested.
Probably CQ since I've been neglecting it for a bit, but I'll see what people want. If they even want either, I suppose.
>>3747708
I assume you mean NQ instead of GQ.
I'd prefer CQ, but I'm in for both
>>3747820
>I assume you mean NQ instead of GQ.
Yeah, I did. Apparently I'm in no state to even check my own posts. Not a good sign.
I'll try and jot something down for CQ and if no one is running I'll try and get something going in a few hours.
>>3747114
>but otherwise I think I'd better stick to what I know
unrequited lesbian love?
We know who's the sexiest waifu which is marigold
But who's the cutest waifu? We need this answered
Are Selena's sidelocks braided or not?
You people sure love OCS. You talk more about em than the show characters.
>>3748871
Well there's really not all that much left to discuss now that the show's on hiatus.
>>3748914
>wrong
Get a load of this low-test beta.
>>3748942
But it is wrong. The answer is Lynnette.
>>3748844
Nah, the sexiest is Regalia, the cutest is Alina.
>>3749052
I thought Soo, and Aero a cute?
Oh and I just checked the last thread and found out someone impersonated me.
And Laurel's tastes in underwear changed from MQI.
Someone else did guess right so Mel's getting that drawing.
Alright, the thread died before the count for Pi's powerlevel, so here's this.
http://www.strawpoll.me/10603262
>>3749238
>No sweet hummer penis
Consider yourself no longer noticed.
>>3749262
:^)^:
>>3749238
What was the winning guess?
>>3749238
>Mel
Oh boy, can't wait.
Huh. Thought I had something a bit more apathetic to post. Oh well.
[It's not you, Dry. I just don't care for her.]
>>3749301
G-string.
Also the second request is still up for grabs, so post em.
>>3749353
Chloe beating the rest of BTCH to the TC.
>>3749353
O-oh boy.
The Hummer Todd.
I just really like this panel...
>>3749353
Futa Marigold.
>>3749418
Know who can do Futa Marigold?
>Possibly Pi, it really depends on that vote up there.
>>3749426
>Mari with the JC pegs Todd
yes
>>3749473
JC?
>>3748841
>unrequited lesbian love?
Hey, that's not all I know.
I can also write entirely requited lesbian love. Probably. Need to give it a try soon.
On that note, anyone up for some CQ or NQ? I'll need some start up time, I meant to write some earlier, but I ended up having to do work instead and then felt horribly ill. Pills are helping though.
>>3749521
Ye, as said earlier, I'd much prefer some CQ
>CQ including requited lesbian live
YES
>>3749481
Jasper Cock
It's big, but no TC. We don't want to kill Todd right away, you know?
>>3749576
I mean... If you've got no imagination...
>Pegged by a penis that gets a micrometer bigger with each thrust.
>>3749562
Well, it was bound to happen sooner or later.
Also, slowly writing...need to remember where CQ awkwardly paused...
>>3749619
Actually, since it was so long ago now, I might as well do a revote. I'll make a quick summary and post the last choice again.
Last time, on CarrollQuest:
-Glynda made you all clear up the mess Inaba made when she threw paint at Chester
-You made an uncomfortable discovery about Bianca’s home-cleaning products (they’re 100% natural – and organic!)
-You made a very different discovery about Chester. One you may very well take to your grave.
-You tried to distract Inaba from noticing Chester while Bianca ran off with Chester in stow. Unfortunately, Marsha gave the game away and Inaba gave chase
-You decided that it wasn’t any of your concern. They’ll probably sort it out on their own.
And now back to your irregular scheduled programme.
>>3749805
You know what? Whatever’s going on there isn’t your problem.
Well, you kind of got involved by distracting Inaba and having Bianca get rid of Chester…but that aside, it’s not your problem.
“I mean, like, by girl standards. It doesn’t mean much, but it’s got to be one of the biggest dicks I’ve seen on a girl. Like top five, or something.”
You glare at Marsha.
“What? You think you’ve seen bigger? Is yours bigger?”
You don’t even feel like dignifying her question with an answer.
“Marsha, we can’t be stuck with this chore all day. Get your act together, would you? I have an important meeting with the headmaster soon.”
“Yeah, I didn’t think it was. Someone has serious penis envy.”
“And wake up Dora. We need as many able bodies as possible.”
You pick up Bianca’s cleaning fluid…though technically it’s your cleaning fluid…gross.
But it’s got to get done somehow. You start to set about to resume work…
When you hear approaching voices. You recognise all but one of them. And don’t like any of them.
Oh no.
“…And that very morning, you see, I strove straight out of my tent, walked fifty kilometres into the jungle, and shot a Golliath in my nightgown. How it got into my nightgown, I could not say-”
“…is that right? Fascinating…”
“Carmine, your stories are as stupid as you are. Didn’t anyone notice the dick-girl?”
“[Affirmation]: I did. I can estimate it was within the first percentile for girl penises.”
“Ohoho! You would know that, wouldn’t you, Alison?”
“[Confirmation]: Correct. I, Alison Wunderland, am experienced with penises of every variety. Because I am a penis-hungry hooker with a huge vagina.”
“Ohohoho! Ho…You know, it really is not quite as much fun if you just demean yourself. How dreadfully dull…”
“Carmine, that’s not…ah fuck it. They don’t pay me enough to put up with this shit…”
>>3749846
Four voices. Each one as unwelcome to the ear as the last. How the hell did the White Queen activate on its own?
You really don’t want to deal with any of them...but you need to finish the job. You might just have to suck it up. Carmine in particular won’t be letting you off easy any time soon if she found you doing menial labour. Or maybe you could hide? Would that even do you any good? Plus, Marsha might just rat you out… no intended offence to present company, unconscious or otherwise…
[ ] Get on with your work
[ ] Greet them in good humour, hiding that you were cleaning
[ ] Hide
[ ] Flee?
[ ] Other
>>3748848
They usually are.
>>3749871
>[ ] Get on with your work
even the richest family doesn't protect you from academic authority, especially when you want to show that you're a capable student, and not just a rich one.
>>3750061
We could always just pay a nerd.
>>3750067
You'd have to find one first. Everyone you've met so far is more or less insane.
>>3750178
Inaba seems okay...enough.
>>3749238
>the your waifu is finally gonna get art of her
>>3749871
You decide to get on with your work. After your last encounter with Carmine, you doubt she’ll be as haughty as usual. Or maybe she’ll be worse. That girl is a mess…
As you bend down to resume work, the infirmary door swings open.
“…and in the depths of the jungle, I encountered an Maritimus-Ursa-“
“I thought those things were indigenous to the Mantle ice-caps?”
“Ha! Mantle ice-caps indeed!-“
“She’s right, and you’re still an idiot, Carmine. Now be quiet, I need to check the register and on all the patients.”
The three individuals you recognise stroll into the room. “Reverend” Helena Mavro, family friend and sometime conspirator; Carmine Coeur-Regina, your child-hood rival and apparent would-be love-interest; and lastly, your insufferable weapon/doppelganger, the ever malfunctioning White Queen Mk II.
And then there’s the last individual, who you didn’t recognise-
“YOU!”
Who you thought you didn’t recognise. But apparently not.
“Oh, hey Alisson. I see you got in okay.” Helena seems pretty unsurprised at your presence, and promptly moves on to the other members of the infirmary.
Carmine seems to be in a state of shock, looking back and forth between the White Queen and you, apparently legitimately unable to tell which is real. That girl needs help.
And of course the person who seems incandescent with rage at your presence-
“YOU! What are you doing here! Do you have any idea how hard it was to get into Beacon thanks to you?!”
Oh. You think you’re beginning to remember now.
The preliminary physical exams. The ones where…well, you didn’t exactly cheat, per se. You just never entered the ring and had The White Queen do everything. You also might have used the cursed doll Helena gave you on all of your planned opponents…the last of which, and only one who actually made it to the exam, is the girl standing right before you.
>>3750449
The solidly-build lizard faunus had seemed quite formidable at the time, though the White Queen was able to dispatch her partially thanks to her having not slept in about three weeks and being given around 30 units of alcohol the night before. The doll’s doing, you’re sure. It was kind of amazing that she made it in the first place.
And now she’s standing in front of you, apparently quite recovered. She seems just as strong and intimidating as when you saw her. Actually, moreso.
She stares down at you. You think you can see veins twitching on her forehead.
…
[ ] Apologise. Admit it was all your fault, and that you wish you could take it back.
[ ] Try to play it off. Make it seem like you intended it to be a fair fight, and that the ‘accidents’ must have been purely incidental. She can’t possibly know about the doll…
[ ] Have the White Queen jump her, then escape. Assuming the damn thing even listens to you.
[ ] Fight her fairly. It’s probably what she wants, anyway.
[ ] Other (write-in)
Look upon my work, ye mighty, and despair!
Sorry I rushed this one. Gotta go bye.
>>3750468
>lizard faunus
Lewis you need to stop reading my diary, and stop trying to distract me from Marsha
speaking of which
>change the subject by introducing everyone to our new friends
>>3749377
>O-oh boy.
To what? The request or the fact that Laurie is just the lewdest of them all?
>>3750623
That smolgrill is so lewd
Does she outlewd Ty but always hides this dark secret?
>>3750468
Thirding >>3750555
Apologizing might work, but there's no guarantee. Plus I suppose that it is beneath us. And if she's hanging around Helen and Carmine she might just find out about the cursed doll business and put two and two together, if she hasn't already, so playing it off might not be a wise choice.
Heh... I have stupid ideas sometimes.
Sorry about the delay, I just wrote too much stuff without choices. Breaking them up now.
>>3750468
You need to think fast. Fighting her as you are is probably suicide…and there’s absolutely no guarantee that the White Queen would listen to your orders anyway. There has to be something you can do to distract her…
You spot Marsha, who’s making her way over to Helena.
You leap up from the spot as gracefully as you can and grab Marsha, spinning around and holding her in front of you, as a rabbit-meat shield.
“G-goodness me, have you met Marsha here? She’s quite the droll individual, you should spend time getting to know her!”
“I’m not a celebrity anymore, I don’t do meet-‘n-greet.”
“Quiet, you. Just keep her away from me, and I’ll make it worth your while!” you hiss into Marsha’s less broken rabbit-ear.
“You’re a crazy dame, you know that? The things I do for love…”
The lizard girl marches right up to the two of you. She doesn’t look particularly impressed by your efforts to distract her.
“Oh no. It’s the Jab-”
The lizard girl slams her hand down on Marsha’s mouth. The sound is loud enough to echo about the room.
“…Where did you hear that?”
Marsha seems to be suffering.
“Oh knock it off, Jackie. Stop intimidating people the minute you meet them. It’s not going to solve your complex, you know.”
“I don’t need your advice, you useless fake cleric.”
“I’ll have you know I’m a 100% authorised and ordained woman of the cloth. I’m also a part-time bartender, but that’s a different matter.”
Marsha is still suffering.
You could probably try to help...but you doubt you could even attempt to free Marsha of that iron grip with your own strength. And Helena...doesn't seem even remotely interested in helping. What can you do?
[ ] Try to free Marsha yourself.
[ ] Order the White Queen to do it?
[ ] Ask Carmine for help?
[ ] That line Marsha said? Helena must know something about it. Maybe if you force the issue...
>>3751135
>[ ] Ask Carmine for help?
Just promise her to make it also worthwhile
>>3751135
>[ ] That line Marsha said? Helena must know something about it. Maybe if you force the issue...
>>3751135
>[ ] Ask Carmine for help?
>>3749253
Pls vote tho.
>>3751135
You glance around the room. Maybe Carmine could help?
“So, just to clarify and remove all outstanding ambiguity: you are not, in fact, Alisson Wunderland?”
“[Exasperation]: No, meatbag, I am not Alisson Wunderland, Concubine of Worlds and Breaker of Pelvises.”
“I am not that meaty!...Am I?”
Is Carmine really having a body image issue right now?
“Carmine! A little help, please, if you would? For me? You’ll get something out of it!” you yell at the ditz from across the room.
The lizard girl glares at you, even whilst Marsha flails ineffectually against her.
“Needing others to fight your battles for you? How unsurpri-“
A hand reaches out and grabs the lizard girl’s. You wouldn’t have thought much force on Remnant would make that hand let go, but nonetheless, it seems ‘Jackie’ doesn’t have much of a choice.
“I would do anything for my dearest wife, lest I shame the name of Coeur-Regina!” cries Carmine, like the idiot she is. Although, she did make it over very fast. She looks over and winks at you. You groan slightly. This is going to be a nuisance to deal with…
Carmine’s grip tightens on Jackie’s arm. You think you hear something like bones cracking.
“Now now, Jacqueline, dear. You shouldn’t be assaulting people in the infirmary, it’s like you have the opposite understanding of how this place is supposed to work.”
Jackie scowls at Carmine, but releases Marsha regardless, tenderly rubbing her arm.
Then she turns to you.
“Amazing that someone like you has people who will take your side…I’ll see you another time. When you can’t hide behind those stronger than you. Adieu.”
So saying, she storms out of the infirmary. What did she even come here for in the first place?
You’re more than a little nonplussed.
“What was that about?” You ask the general room.
>>3751350
Alright, ty. Vote made.
>>3751460
Helena laughs, as she idly takes Dora’s temperature, though she doesn’t seem particularly concerned about her being passed out on the floor.
“Funny story, really. Well, kind of miserable for her, but funny for other people.”
“I’m not one to be the gossiping type”, lies Carmine, through the teeth, “But I heard she was used as a boogie-monster of sorts in her childhood. Faunus were not particularly common in her neighbourhood, you see, so children were often frightened of her. And so a story was contrived to make children behave, saying she’d come after them if they were naughty. Though to be fair, the story was of her own making. I suppose she was going through one of those periods…”
“Still scares me to this day, really.”, adds Marsha, unconvincingly, as she idly scratches her broken ear.
Well, at least you have some kind of ammunition to use on her when she inevitably comes after you. On the other hand, you really can’t afford to gain any more enemies. You’ve already got a duel at dawn tomorrow, and you’re still not sure quite how that even happened.
Wait a minute, there’s something not right here.
“What the devil are you all doing here!” you interject. Far, far too late.
“I work here. I’m the nurse.”, says Helena.
“I enrolled here. I followed you, of course.”, says Carmine.
“I keep trying to leave, but they just pull me back in every time.”, says Marsha.
“I wasn’t even asking you!”
“Well, maybe I wasn’t answering you? You ever consider that, candyfloss-head?”
…
This is all too much. You need to get a grip on things before they escape you completely…but then, you also need to finished cleaning. Though you could probably do something while you’re at it...
>>3751501
[ ] Clear the air with Carmine and Helena
[ ] Discuss their ‘rewards’ with Carmine and Marsha. Maybe you can get Carmine to pitch with the work while you’re at it…
[ ] You’re more concerned about Bianca and her making off with Chester...she really should be back by now…
[ ] Other
>>3751350
>one new vote
>not for the two that have been tied for hours
I'm sorry trucker-senpai, but I laughed.
>>3751350
>tfw we'll never get a futa Mari
Somehow I feel people are just continuosly shitting on Pi for the sake of memes
>>3751515
>[ ] You’re more concerned about Bianca and her making off with Chester...she really should be back by now…
>>3751530
>So, is Jackie the girl you thought we wouldn't get to fall in love with Alison?
Yup. I originally planned on Carmine being your rival/nemesis, but that kind of fell through.
So now you have the girl Alisson fucked over during the physical exam. She'll be pretty difficult to get on team, let alone romance.
Not saying it's impossible though, but then you are sort of married.
>>3751632
>tfw out of all the girls you could've made our "hard romance", you made it the cute lizard girl
gg
>>3743923
Is that TheDave or whatever?
I recognize that sameface.
>>3751546
>yfw that one vote was you
Ill ask here, since the other thread is ignoring me.
Anyone have those old pictures of team RSLV from the early threads?
Or can someone point me in the direction of an old image archive?
>>3750490
Looks like no one cares faggot.
>>3751778
Literally who?
>>3751778
Literally who?
>>3751778
nope, sorry Xi
>>3751778
I've tried to find them o the archives before, and the pictures are all long gone there. Your best bet is to hunt down one of the guys involved or the artist and ask if they saved them.
>>3751839
If I tried to remember every steel donut that passed through these threads I would go mad.
>>3751879
These were the ORIGINAL originals content donut steels mate. if you don't remember them, then you probably just haven't ever seen them.
Not as if they come up often. I just want them for posterity's sake, as well as inspiration.
>>3750490
Thanks, senpai!
>>3751915
I showed up about halfway through the volume 2 hiatus
>>3751942
yeah, these were way earlier. somewhere around thread #60-ish.
Probably earlier. Not even before Volume 1 was over.
>>3751632
Exactly how married are we on a scale of 1-10?
>>3751515
You’re concerned about Bianca…she really should have gotten back by now. Normally, you wouldn’t be concerned; Bianca is more than capable of looking after herself. But then you remember those burning red eyes as Inaba bore down on you all…
You fish out your scroll and quickly send a message to Bianca.
[Bianca! If you can read this, get back here immediately! Don’t try and engage the rabbit!]
You feel bad for Chester, but you also don’t want to get involved. Or Bianca involved. As reluctant as you are to admit it sometimes, she is family to you…
“Hey. You’d better pay up, ya see?”
You stare down the length of a chair leg. It’s being held by Marsha in the manner of an old-fashioned sub-machinegun.
You sigh.
“Alright. What do you want?”
“What do I want, doll-face? I want some answers! I want to know what’s going on in this crazy world!”
“As would I”, you state flatly.
“Marsha, put down the chair leg. It didn’t do anything to hurt you.”, suggests Helena with vague disinterest, as she carefully puts Dora into a bed, carefully tucks her in, and starts drawing pagan diagrams on her face.
“You’ll never take me alive, coppers!”, cries Marsha, her insanity apparently back in full swing, as she lunges towards the window.
“I think what this charming young specimen is trying to say is that you all owe us an explanation, Alisson, darling. What did you do to earn such ire from dear Jacqueline?”, interjects Carmine, as she casually intercepts and woman-handles Marsha, holding her in a fireman’s lift. Presumably for her own safety, though you’re not really sure.
“So you’re not interested in a material reward Carmine? You don’t wish for me to humiliate myself in front of you?”, you respond, somewhat disparagingly. You know you ought to be grateful to Carmine, but old habits die hard.
>>3752180
“Dearest Alison, you have already given me the greatest gift of all. Your hand in marriage is all I could ever dream of!”
Urgh. She’s really not going to let that thing go, is she?
“Helena, please tell Carmine that we’re not married to each other.”
“Can’t do that, Ali. Lying is a cardinal sin, you know.”
Unbelievable. How did this person get a job here?
“Also, she’s right about the other thing to. You should probably confess. I mean, I could take your confession here, but it’s hardly the time or place.”
…
You’re probably not going to be able to wriggle out of this one. You look at Marsha for support-
She won’t make eye-contact with you.
“…you were married? Hussy. Heart-breaker…”
And now she’s muttering to herself. And Carmine is looking at you expectantly.
Dammit.
[ ] Own up to ‘cheating’ Jackie out of the exam
[ ] …Maybe you could spin the story slightly? Helana can probably deduce most of the details, but probably not everything.
[ ] Try to avoid the subject. Maybe you can offer them something better instead?
[ ] Other
>>3752164
Izzy ignoring the need for ceremony or paperwork. Basically a mistress to a filthy rich conglomerate heiress.
>>3752194
>[ ] Own up to ‘cheating’ Jackie out of the exam
Maybe they can help us out.
Also, out of all people, Marsha should have the least problems with polygamy.
Why is a fucking bath towel ten dollars?
What the hell. I can get two shirts for $10.
Hell the shirts can do things other than dry my ass.
>>3752194
>[ ] Own up to ‘cheating’ Jackie out of the exam
We will of course still spin it as Ali being the hero of her story. Too determined or ambitious to let rules or basic human kindness stand in the way of her goal. And besides, what is a cursed dolly for if not for cursing.
I shouldn't be getting gray hair at 24, right? Like my hair is blonde so it's hard to tell, but I feel like it's catching silver in the light.
>>3752194
Well, time to own up. Hopefully Helena isn’t obliged to report this to the rest of the staff…
“Alright. I may have been…less than entirely honourable during the physical entrance exam for Beacon. I might not have physically taken part in the exam, as I should have-”
“[Interjection]: Ole’ muggins here had to do all the work.”
“…Quite. I had the White Queen take part in the fight. Furthermore…I might have skewed my advantage by using Helena’s cursed doll.”
“Oh man, that’s what you needed it for? What happened to her?”
“I believe a week or so of being unable to sleep…then heavy inebriation prior to the fight itself.”
“Wow, she got off lightly. It could have been so much worse. I thought you were going to use it to assassinate someone. Damn, that could have been messy.”
“Those things can kill!?”
“Hehe, probably. I can’t control what they do, I just make ’em.”
You’re not sure if Helena is messing with you. But you’d rather not see one of those dolls ever again, regardless.
“Well, that’s the story. I…cheated my way into Beacon. Because I didn’t have the courage to take the exam honestly. I didn’t think I could win. Are you satisfied?”
Heart more or less laid bare, you wait for the jeers of condemnation…
“That’s it? I was hoping for something a little more juicy.”
“At least you showed up to the exam. I just kept breaking into the campus until they gave up on throwing me out.”
“Ohohoho! How very like you, Alisson! And yet it’s that very underhanded and dishonest person that captured my heart! I would not have it any other way!”
Well, that’s not quite what you expected. But you’re still relieved that it’s out in the open.
You start to breathe a sigh of relief-
>>3752607
“Milady”
“AH!” you jump in surprise. Where did she even come from.
“The cat-entity has been safely stowed away. They’ll never find it now. Furthermore, I finished cleaning the floor, just now.”
You look about the infirmary. The paint is all gone.
“Bianca. How did you-?”
“I took the liberty of replenishing the cleaning fluid whilst Milady was being intimidated. It’s nothing to boast about, but I am confident in my ability to stay perfectly hidden when needed.”
…there is a lot about what you just heard that you don’t like.
“Furthermore, I believe your appointment with Headmaster Ozpin begins in approximately five minutes. I shall escort you to his office immediately.
Wait, what did she say about Chester?
“Bianca, hold on for-“
You don’t get a chance to finish. Bianca gently, yet very firmly grasps your arm. You know you won’t be able to resist her when she’s serious.
You glance to the others in the room.
“I best be off. It was a pleasure to see you all-”
“There is no time for formalities. Please excuse us, friends.”
So saying, Bianca places her other arm around your waist, and princess carries you out of the infirmary.
She really is quite fast.
With mere moments to spare, you make it to the interview room…
Bianca knocks on the door for you.
“Best foot forward, Milady!”, she proposes, trying to encourage you.
“Enter!” comes a voice from beyond the door.
You give Bianca a thankful smile…and open the door.
<Intermission>
>>3752607
I want to hear that conversation...
>"Sir, that girl who keeps coming onto campus..."
>>3752626
Phew, finally caught up with some of the events in the introduction. Almost time to start writing something exciting for a change. Almost.
I'll try and resume as soon as I can, since I'd rather finish off Day 1 before jumping back over to NQ. As always, feedback is appreciated, although I'm pretty sure I've reverted to a lot of my bad habits anyway. Hope it wasn't too short or dull a session, but it should get to better stuff soon. Honestly.
Toodles.
>>3752697
As always, I loved every bit of it.
>>3752697
>although I'm pretty sure I've reverted to a lot of my bad habits anyway
If you're referring to the long posts, I don't think it's a problem. Like, sure, you're writing a novel here, but it's a good one.
I am curious how we're going to go from this to the mess we know is coming
>>3751771
>Well I can't make every girl crush on Alisson unconditionally.
You know, looking at the big picture, things aren't all that bad in that regard. Like sure, in the way of unwanted female attention she's got Bianca, Carmine, Marsha and an innocent peck from Inaba. That's more than normal, and evidently more than you intended; but at least the majority haven't visibly fallen for her yet.
>>3752730
As always, you're far too kind.
>>3752900
Well I'll keep the posts as they are for the time being, for CQ at least.
>I am curious how we're going to go from this to the mess we know is coming
You mean the dorm invasions? Madalyn gets out of hand with her substances, for one thing.
>>3753083
I guess it could be worse. I really never meant for Carmine to fall for her though, which makes me a little concerned that I just wrote it that way on the fly. I think I might have a problem, or at least a predisposition. Ah well.
Thank you all for the feedback. Need sleep now, laters...
>>3753691
>I think I might have a problem, or at least a predisposition.
>writes Alison's rival fall in love with her
>makes Nickel's mecha a lewd imouto
>writes a quest with canon characters and goes for the natural Emerald lusting after Cinder
I don't see aaaaaany predisposition there
I bet you also proposed the idea of Ty and Laurel showering together...
>>3753083
Well, the good reverend Helena doesn't seem too interested outside of idly messing with Ali, but forbidden love IS part of her faith. Dora doesn't seem to have a crush, but honestly we probably wouldn't be able to tell if she did
>>3754228
Dora probably only wants supreme polar bear dick
>>3754362
>Polar dick
Oh no. Teddy bear kun has admirers?
I didn't even give him a name.
>>3754536
well she seemed to enjoy it in the nth dream.
Then again, since it was Alison's dream, maybe only she thinks Dora would enjoy it.
>>3754632
What? No.
>>3754652
Could it be you're thinking of the TQ polar bear, and not the CQ polar bear?
>>3754632
>she needs to be culturally enriched as soon as possible
I hope that's a code for faunus orgy
>>3754709
I am, yes.
>>3754730
It's code for an hour long seminar twice a week for a month with content designed to help educate attendee, who may be ignorant, tactless or even just malicious; on how to act around faunus in environments such as the workplace or schools.
You might get to kiss a bunny faunus during it though
>>3754819
Leeeewd
>>3754819
>You might get to kiss a bunny faunus during it though
>>3754730
>Cultural Enrichment in Vacuo
>>3755137
>manticore faunus
oh boy, that would be something
>>3755184
>Only gets snake eyes
>I'm not a snake, I'm a manticore, a manticore!
>>3755220
>her sister got the tail
>eternal envy ensues
>>3755184
Pi could have had multiple Faunus traits. It was on my list of potential things to do.
>>3755239
>could have had
why were you so dumb letting these meme'ing idiots vote on Pi's fate anyway.
No matter what the decision is, they're always going to try and fuck her over because "lololol literally who"
>>3755265
>Why are you so dumb
Hi. I'm super-kami CYOAnus. The guy who isn't judging you by your mistakes. How are you today?
>>3755295
I'm just surprised since you usually just dice everything out, or make the votes so cryptic that it's still truly random.
why make this a proper vote?
>>3755265
That wasn't even about memeing, it's just deciding not to give her a crazy powerful semblance and giving her limits. If there was even a grain of truth to your bitching she wouldn't even be on this mission.
>>3755363
It's not really cryptic. Shapeshifting isn't really ambiguous.
>>3755519
that's my point. the only time you gave us the opportunity to vote on random shit it was
"2. Do you train or sleep?"
With no indication what background, character or anything else was which we could use to find a rational solution instead of just guessing something random.
>>3755414
Grade S was also giving her limits. It was not "make her part of the LIST".
But still: Why B? And not even A or A+?
>>3755592
Oh. That was something else.
It was a villain for a dnd campaign.
:3
>>3755686
>>3755592
>It was not "make her part of the LIST".
If that's your standards for limits then I don't think you get the point of limits
>But still: Why B? And not even A or A+?
Perhaps they were worried about it getting too /d/, or maybe they just figured there wouldn't be a point voting for them since either B or S was going to win and they'd rather their vote meant something.
By that very same logic, why SHOULD they have voted for S? Why NOT B? Ultimately this just comes down to people wanting something you didn't want, and that's just a part of CYOAs.
Pi is still Pi, she's still in the story and she's still a shapeshifter. Is this really a big fucking deal for you?
>Holtum v Pyrrha
>Pyrrha tries to disarm him with magnets
>She accidentally flung him like a ragdoll
>He gets knocked out
>>3755778
If it makes you feel better, you ended the campaign with a half party wipe since it was basically "Go FUCK those so-called heroes."
>>3755809
>If that's your standards for limits then I don't think you get the point of limits
That's an example for not having limits.
shapeshifting, no matter the liberties, is always a
very restricted semblance (and furthermore restricted, like all semblences, by aura drain and bodily stress)
not mentioning that Pi already isn't a perfect shapeshifter already and Todd noticed distortions in Pi-Ciel's face, making them distinctable
>just figured there wouldn't be a point voting for them since either B or S was going to win
I'm not gonna start it, but you know that this should be the seed for a discussion about democracy and idiocy and the sense in a right to vote
>why SHOULD they have voted for S?
(or A, or A+)
because it opens more room for creativity, of course for lewds, but also for working with her platonically - not only during this mission, but also having her as a mercenary contact
if something would've been "too OP", CYOAnon wouldn't have made it a choice - or it would've been well embedded into the story, like the whole of Jill.
>Pi is still Pi, she's still in the story
And is still going to be ignored by a whole bunch of people just for the sake of the meme, making us miss up on a seemingly very interesting character.
>>3755778
>Things I draw when sleep deprived
I miss having nothing but free time, but fuck me if this overtime pay isn't so damn good.
>>3756029
>because it opens more room for creativity
If people can't work with that they're given then they're not very creative. BPi can have just as many interactions as SPi, they'll just be different; more related to specific identities than general appearance traits
>if something would've been "too OP", CYOAnon wouldn't have made it a choice - or it would've been well embedded into the story, like the whole of Jill.
and if B wasn't suitable, it wouldn't have been an option either
>And is still going to be ignored by a whole bunch of people just for the sake of the meme, making us miss up on a seemingly very interesting character.
You've already lost that argument when Pi was easily uncontested first by the end of the mission vote. Take that chip of your shoulder
>>3756333
Oh. Actually, the distortion was undisguised. I'll get into that later.
Or I guess now is fine. Gimme a bit and I'll get TQ rolling again.
(Both S and B and all between are viable. Though I will say that A+ and S had /d/ implications)
>>3756505
Will go on to say that S might have been uncomfortable for me to write. I can accept it in media, but there's a mental place you need to be to write /d/ stuff.
If it makes you feel any better, senpai, then Veles' semblance is even more OP, as it has Pi's as a subset.
I just made him less OP by making him focus only on training his semblance, since it's hard to control. He has no other fighting skills ; not melee weapons, not ranged ones, not dust, just his Pillar Man powers.
>>3756333
>If people can't work with that they're given then they're not very creative
being creative is not about "being able to work with what one has", especially not if there is the possbility to enlarge one's tools.
of course da Vinci could paint nice things things with Ketchup and his dick, but the things he can paint with proper paint and proper brushes are much, much better
Restricting Pi's semblance is willingly restricting the possible interactions with her. Yes, those interactions are not dropping to zero, but they are not going to be "just as many". how on earth would that work? All interactions with BPi are included in APi, all interactions in A+Pi are included in SPi.
SPi inherently has more interactions then BPi.
Also:
Just for an example: Imagine how interactions with Mel would look like if we were to restrict her semblance to the point where she can only enhance ONE of her senses and only for a limited time. it would drastically circumcise the interactions
>and if B wasn't suitable, it wouldn't have been an option either
I'm not saying it's not suitable, I'm saying it's not preferable.
And I'm still waiting for reasoning as to why B should be voted, since I explained that restriction is not be needed, thus rendering voting for this reason pointless
>when Pi was easily uncontested first by the end of the mission vote
What vote exactly do you mean?
The "Joke/Whatever" vote?
The vote that ended up 4 to 2 for "Well Whatever" with, and I quote,
>Ignoring Pi is just a bonus
and
>It's not like we're not gonna get some Pi interaction regardless
as comments to the votes?
>>3756771
I don't feel bad about it.
I don't understand Veles' semblance.
>>3756991
>Pillar Man powers.
Well, it's fine. After all, we never saw him use them.
Oh and MQ II resume Y/N? Pls respond.
>>3757137
Go ahead.
>>3757198
Oh right I forgot that.
Later then, faglords.
Oh, but before then, Mel's just that one MonMusu character, right? The furry bait one.
Just making sure to get this right on the first try.
>>3757233
Polt, ye
>>3757233
IIRC Mel is a Welsh Terrier, not a gnoll like Polt.
>#######
"Well, whatever. Let's go catch us some deer meat."
"I can get why you're antsy. I mean seriously, she had an ass for days."
"Ms. Pyrite, that is incredibly inappropriate!"
"Facts are facts. Do I really need to display it?"
"Why exactly is this clown assigned with us?"
"If she can stop fooling around, she is excellent at information gathering, making her a key component if we can't get any information from our targets' parents."
Pi gives Brass the smuggest grin you'd seen in a while.
Jill seems intent on staying silent for the remainder of the meeting.
"Does anyone have any other questions?"
[] Y (What?)
[] N
>>3757299
Fox terrier with squared ears from a freak haircut accident. They're fuzzy since the injury is old, but they do still look a little unnatural since they still curve like normal ears. So they look a bit like... Half of a cup each? Kind of.
Also if it's a G-string, I'd like to make a quiet request on top of that and have her wearing a T-shirt as well. Bra optional.
>>3757405
>[] Y
What happens if the plan draws out... other types of game meat?
>>3756838
>What vote exactly do you mean?
The fucking vote where we voted on who would be on this mission, you goddamn retard. The vote where people had the chance to keep Pi out of the story in favour of other characters and did not. The vote that showed the meme doesn't have any sway over actual events.
>but they are not going to be "just as many". how on earth would that work?
Because while SPi has more "possible" interactions, that's only relevant in a situation where we get all possible interactions out of her. Ultimately we're only going to encounter Pi only so often in the plot. How the interactions happen will be different according to Semblance, but they'll still happen. Consider a situation in which a there is a solution for B abilities and a solution for S abilities. SPi has the potential to do more than BPi, but we can still choose only one; mostly likely the S one. By doing one thing, we lose the opportunity to do the other.
>And I'm still waiting for reasoning as to why B should be voted
Well I can tell you why I voted for B. I looked at the options, considered them and figured "Well, those higher options have potential, but they're a bit much and they could get into some weird /d/ shit, I'll just stick with B"
Ultimately it's just a matter of preference. especially since he confirmed they were all viable.
>>3757405
>[] N
>>3757405
[x] N
>>3757405
[] Y
We will of course have codenames, right?
>>3757605
>I will be "Eagle 1"
>Todd we're not doing coden-
>Ciel will be "Been There Done That"
>HEY!
>Pi will be "It Happened Once in a Dream"
>Uh, thanks... I guess
>Jill will be "If I had to Pick a Relative"
>*Angry cow noises*
>Brass will be... "Eagle 2"
>Oh thank god
>>3757765
I kind of want Todd to force Jill to do cousin stuff.
>Todd kicks in Jill's door
>"Yo, Jill wake up! We're going fishing."
>"Goddammit Todd, it's five in the morning."
>"Chop-chop time's wasting. Fish ain't gonna catch themselves."
>>3757980
>They find Perry and go barbarian fishing with him.
>>3757980
>"I don't have time for a camping trip you idiot"
>"Jill, I'm gonna be blunt with you. Either you come on the comping trip and we can have fun cousin adventures; or I can promote myself to step-dad and ground your ass for weeks"
>...
>"You wouldn't"
>"Wanna bet? You wouldn't believe how many dad jokes I know"
>Jill's eyes widen in sheer fear
>>3758069
>Todd kicks open the door
>"Yo Jill, free slushie day at Schneven Eleven. You in?"
>"For fucks sake, Todd I'm in the shower. I will literally gut you and let you bleed out."
>"They have cherry flavor~"
>"... Give me five minutes."
>>3757480
>you goddamn retard
I cannot believe that I actually thought people on her would be able to have a proper discussion. no. of course.
do you expect me to just believe you? give the post number, so it's easily findable on cuckchan
>but we can still choose only one; mostly likely the S one
Exactly - most likely!
The probability for a BPi interaction is still present and relatively high - especially given the fact that choosing SPi does not lock everyone to choosing only SPi-options, and will lead to a probably gaussian distributing of interaction-votes
If we choose BPi tho, we lock off 3/4 of all possible interactions COMPLETELY
not only slimming the probabilities, no. they're gone, forever, with no possibility of ever interactin with Pi in 75% of the possible interactions.
So, what I'm getting at:
If BPi is the left hand, and SPi is the right hand - choosing SPi is basically us being right handed.
Choosing BPi is straight up cutting off the right hand.
>but they're a bit much
elaborate?
>and they could get into some weird /d/ shit
acceptable, tho I want to note that I had a fully neutral explanation for choosing S
since, you could also achieve "no /d/ shit" by choosing SPi, profitting from the many possibilities and then vote against /d/ shit when it is on the table. And not, you know, cutting off a hand because you don't like one finger.
>>3757474
Ciel frowns at you.
>>3757605
"...Dibs on Hundred face Helen."
"Your name is Helen?"
"No, but neither is yours, Sundial."
"...Why?"
"Your watch and your last name, why?"
"...That's fair, I guess."
"Wait, no, I wanted to come up with the nicknames."
"None of your nonsense, Bard."
"Why Bard?"
"You know why." Pi narrows her eyes at you.
>>3758266
Can Todd even sing?
>>3758366
DnD bards are known for "fuck everything"
>>3758392
But can Todd sing?
>>3758461
+-10JP
>>3758407
He sings in the shower pretty often. Whole songs, so like... I'd assume he practices a lot.
>>3758238
>I cannot believe that I actually thought people on her would be able to have a proper discussion. no. of course
Considering this started with you calling people idiots for not wanting things you wanted, I'd say that ship sailed a while ago.
>do you expect me to just believe you?
I expected to actually know what you were talking about. I guess we both had our expectations too high today.
http://desuarchive.org/trash/thread/3699162/#3713710
http://www.strawpoll.me/10588694/r
>elaborate?
I figured we already had crazy shit like Jill and Mayo. we could keep it simple and still have just as much fun. People pick what they want and don't operate under the same logic as you.
As for the cutting off the hand metaphor, that doesn't really work in that the B option is just as viable as S. S has more options, but ultimately we only need B. It like choosing between bring a regular knife and a swiss army knife, but the situation only really calls for a knife. We'll have more options, but we're still gonna get the same general outcome in the end. We've merely simplified the matter.
>>3758880
Alright yeah, you win.
I'm too lazy to argue further
>>3758266
"...So... what is my nickname?"
"Jill Boveen."
"That's not a nickname though."
"I don't know you at all."
"...But..."
"Blondie Swordhaver."
"...I'll stay with my name."
"I thought so."
"Brass doesn't get one either because I'm afraid she's going to shoot me."
"That is a fair fear." Brass stands up. "I'm going to find a few vantage points."
>>3758968
>Killer Queen
>Eagle Eye
>>3758996
Her name is a Jill'a Boveeeen~
Sword sharp, a razor sheen~
Bruiser of our kickass team~
Guaranteed to break your spine~
Every time~
>>3758968
"I'm still going to call you Eagle Eye." You call after Brass.
Brass pauses, then continues out of the room.
"...I'm not taking a bullet for you."
Jill stands up and makes her way out as well.
"Well, the sticks in the mud are out. Mr. Colorful, Ciel. How long have you two been screwing?"
[] Spit-take
[] "Like two weeks."
[] "What are you talking about?"
>>3759271
>[] "What are you talking about?"
>>3759271
Has it really only been two weeks?
>>3759381
I know, right?
>>3759381
This
>>3759326
Seconding
>>3759406
...What the hell? That's not a vote you fucker.
Nero Here
I was wondering if there's people who wanna run 4Q
also if trucker is okay with me running at the same time as him
>>3759271
[] "Consensually?"
With a mock look of hurt at Ciel
>>3759743
You're a bad man, but also hilarious.
>>3759743
Seconding
Although Pi will probably assume we were the culprit at first
>>3759271
>[] "What are you talking about?"
I'll have you know she has my dick measurements for purely academic purposes
>>3759271
"What are you talking about?"
"Seriously?" Pi folds her arms.
"I-I don't get it either." Ciel looks away from both of you.
"Really. You're going to play that?" Pi's cheek rises as her lips purse. "You look like a schoolgirl crushing."
"...I am a schoolgirl."
"And you." Pi looks back at you. "Look like a total playboy."
"That's fair." You nod.
"We also should get going, playboy."
"I thought I was bard."
"I'm altering the nickname. Pray I don't alter it further."
[] Freeform, come up with a mean nickname for Pi
>>3760319
>who?
>>3760319
Playdoh
>>3760319
>Pie
>>3760319
The Blob
>>3760377
Scratch that going for
>The thing
Also Nero that's fine.
>>3760319
Guess Who
>>3760629
Thanks
the problem is if anyone wants me to run at all
>>3760793
im up
>>3760793
WELL NOW IT ISN'T A CHOICE BECAUSE I'M GOING TO BED.
>>3760855
How about I just continue where we left off in the stupid spinoff I was doing? Don't have any time constraints with it and less people need to answer since there isnt even a vote
>>3760928
Go ahead.
>>3760958
righto
a new song appears from the atmosphere, coming from the mysterious youtube dimension
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RScZrvTebeA&index=6&list=LLedlI5BTS8vY-i5jMwthCDA
[So thats a yes, giving a smug look only confirms it.]
{I will not give you the satisfaction of knowing that anon} she says with her smug smile
[You really know how to push buttons..]
{Did I push yours? C'mon anon are you really such a pervy guy? Ara Ara}
And that's when your LUST for LOLI gives in you wretched MONSTER in a delicious CLINT EASTWOOD CLOTHING
You pat MiMi's head with your rugged cowboy hand, she just kinda looks at you for a while the closes her eyes and gives another closed smile showing that she enjoyed it at least a little
>Write in
>>3761032
[x] Touch forehead star
>>3761032
>hold her hand
[can you change your form? or are you an eternal loli?]
{[what happens if i do this?]}
you boop the star on MiMi's forehead, making her smile once again {Do you like it? I personally find it cute}
[can you change your form? or are you an eternal loli?]
{My form was designed by Suda 51, the guy who created me, I honestly don't mind it but some contacts don't take me seriously! that's why the arms work their magic every once in a while} while winking at you and doing the peace sign with her robot arms
{[what happens if i do this?]}
you decide to kick things up a notch and put your hand on top of her giant robot hand, sadly it looks more like you putting your hand on top of her middle finger
MiMi is more startled about your way of speaking than you holding her robo hand
{My...You only saw me talk for a while and you can already mimic and go beyond my skill} she says with surprised eyes {Oh and also} she takes off her actual arm from the robot hand, showing it was more of a battle armor than anything else, then putting her hand on top of yours {I think is better this way} she gives you a confident and smug smile as always
>write in
>>3761382
posting music
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YpOwyvD2ecg
[are there any heralds here besides you, is it possible to meet them any other time?]
>[suda 51]
|oh now i remember why you looked familiar! hows Henry?|
MiMi nods and winks at you as she points to the sky, music filling once again
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YpOwyvD2ecg
{Oooh Jazzy, and I thought this night couldn't get more snazzy} She says as the suns starts to dim and a warm light starts to envelop most of you
[are there any heralds here besides you, is it possible to meet them any other time?]
MiMi puts a hand on her chin thinking for a while before smiling {Remember that extra mouse in Pinky and the Brain? he got a job as a herald, he's doing some work here and there, he's actually not a bad guy} he leans towards the table with her elbow resting on top of it {Right now you're stuck with me tough, until I finish my assignment} her voice filling with more sarcasm {What you don't like my company? And here I tough we were actually getting along}
|oh now i remember why you looked familiar! hows Henry?|
she looks at you confused {I'm sorry did you say something? I saw your mouth move but didn't catch the sound}
>Write in
>>3761687
[Is guiding Jaune through the first three volumes part of your assignment?]
>>3761687
[̰̥̘̪̦̗͔W̞̜͕̘͉͡ḙ̴̭̳̜͎̦ ̮͍̭̪̖̮̮͘a̶̜͉̣̥̭r̩̰̳̭͉͇͡e͇̲̱̞̜ͅ ̪̻̺̻͙͠ac͈̦͇̰̝͚t̢̤̺̤̗̭̮ùa̸͔͇̜͎l͈̰l̖̣͓̪̼̗y̴̥̞̝͔̩ ̸̥̩̥a͇̤͖͖̫n̸̲͙̙ ̫̯̱̪̙͝ͅe̙̯̮͉̻ͅl͝d̫̯̰̦́r̭̣̮̼̖̬͘i̮͉̤̜tc͉͝h̞̩̩͘ b̗e̘͉̯͓͢i̙̘̮̘̠͇͎n͘g̠͔̤̟̘͇͞,͕͙̹͓̩̲ ͇̳̲̗s̵̖͙̟͕͈e̝̪̭̭͍ņ̬t͍͇̫̖͍̺̺ ͕̣̥̲̗͘t̤͇͙͖̺̤͡o̠̖̹̯͍̜͝ ̡̣̗̤̼̜͔̭d̛̜̫̰̻e̯̦̘s̹͠t̤̗̟͕̬͍̜r̕o̼̤͠y͚̩̥ ̩̪͙͖̙͞a̺͉̫̞̩̦̯l̦̝l̤̱̯̭̪͞ ͖̣̗͟w̱͙̹̗ͅo͍̪̹͇͕͞r̸͎̲l̲͍̦̥d̜̰̖̠͈s̘̦̫̪̩͇,̡̥̟̼͎͎͕̬ ̗be͏̹̯͖̞ͅ ̘͓̠̗͇͍͕á̘̩̳͖̻̭̗ ͖̮̦k̼͕͖i̛̩̳̱͈̙̬̪ń͙͔͕͕d̞̣ ͢d̙̰̲̝͙ͅe̜̤͔̘̘a͏̗͈r̹̼̗̙̼̬̗ ͔͜a҉͍͙͓͈͚n̨̥̙ḍ͚̬̱͙̮̪ ̧̮ha͏̩̗͍̣͈̲n͚̞̜̹̙d̢̩͔ ̝̮̤͚̫̼͜ͅḭṱ̤̙̭̟ ͇ͅo͙̥͠v̹̖̬̜̞ͅe̪̘͖̮̖r.͏ ̶̪̼͓̦̼̰w̮ę̩̱̘̮̪̝ w҉̩͓̲i̴̩ļ͔l̢̬͉ ̙͈͎m̰͇̩̩͠a̤͍̫̼͙k̠̼̥̗e҉̞͉̙̹ͅ ̢yo̮̱͉͈̩̖u̫̝̩̩̻̞͘ ̯̥͕̖̜ơ͕͎̗̯̹u͖̥͓̩͉̣͖r͈ ͍̤q͎̜͓̰̺ṵ̼͕̪́e̷͎̳̖̤e͎͉n̸̲̙~̹͔͚͙̭̖ͅ]̣͢
[Is guiding Jaune through the first three volumes part of your assignment?]
{Less guiding, more making sure he dosen't destroy the multiverse as a whole, as well as recording all of your actions} She says while taking another cup of tea her smile dimming to a more professional look {buuut I can count this one out of the record books, just betwwen you and me}
[̰̥̘̪̦̗͔W̞̜͕̘͉͡ḙ̴̭̳̜͎̦ ̮͍̭̪̖̮̮͘a̶̜͉̣̥̭r̩̰̳̭͉͇͡e͇̲̱̞̜ͅ ̪̻̺̻͙͠ac͈̦͇̰̝͚t̢̤̺̤̗̭̮ùa̸͔͇̜͎l͈̰l̖̣͓̪̼̗y̴̥̞̝͔̩ ̸̥̩̥a͇̤͖͖̫n̸̲͙̙ ̫̯̱̪̙͝ͅe̙̯̮͉̻ͅl͝d̫̯̰̦́r̭̣̮̼̖̬͘i̮͉̤̜tc͉͝h̞̩̩͘ b̗e̘͉̯͓͢i̙̘̮̘̠͇͎n͘g̠͔̤̟̘͇͞,͕͙̹͓̩̲ ͇̳̲̗s̵̖͙̟͕͈e̝̪̭̭͍ņ̬t͍͇̫̖͍̺̺ ͕̣̥̲̗͘t̤͇͙͖̺̤͡o̠̖̹̯͍̜͝ ̡̣̗̤̼̜͔̭d̛̜̫̰̻e̯̦̘s̹͠t̤̗̟͕̬͍̜r̕o̼̤͠y͚̩̥ ̩̪͙͖̙͞a̺͉̫̞̩̦̯l̦̝l̤̱̯̭̪͞ ͖̣̗͟w̱͙̹̗ͅo͍̪̹͇͕͞r̸͎̲l̲͍̦̥d̜̰̖̠͈s̘̦̫̪̩͇,̡̥̟̼͎͎͕̬ ̗be͏̹̯͖̞ͅ ̘͓̠̗͇͍͕á̘̩̳͖̻̭̗ ͖̮̦k̼͕͖i̛̩̳̱͈̙̬̪ń͙͔͕͕d̞̣ ͢d̙̰̲̝͙ͅe̜̤͔̘̘a͏̗͈r̹̼̗̙̼̬̗ ͔͜a҉͍͙͓͈͚n̨̥̙ḍ͚̬̱͙̮̪ ̧̮ha͏̩̗͍̣͈̲n͚̞̜̹̙d̢̩͔ ̝̮̤͚̫̼͜ͅḭṱ̤̙̭̟ ͇ͅo͙̥͠v̹̖̬̜̞ͅe̪̘͖̮̖r.͏ ̶̪̼͓̦̼̰w̮ę̩̱̘̮̪̝ w҉̩͓̲i̴̩ļ͔l̢̬͉ ̙͈͎m̰͇̩̩͠a̤͍̫̼͙k̠̼̥̗e҉̞͉̙̹ͅ ̢yo̮̱͉͈̩̖u̫̝̩̩̻̞͘ ̯̥͕̖̜ơ͕͎̗̯̹u͖̥͓̩͉̣͖r͈ ͍̤q͎̜͓̰̺ṵ̼͕̪́e̷͎̳̖̤e͎͉n̸̲̙~̹͔͚͙̭̖ͅ]̣͢
{Like you would be able to coordinate it} she says while giving you another smug smile {But I appreciate the compliment, in fact....} MiMi looks at you inquisitively trying to size you up {What is it with this sudden infatuation with me? Is it really just one of your many fetishes or do you actually want to get something out of this?} She raises one eyebrow while smiling slightly one again
>write in
>>3760319
Skinwalker
>>3761885
[lewds plain and simple]
[or something to help out our host. hes way more fun]
>>3762015
[lewds plain and simple]
MiMi looks at you and just grumbles {And here I thought you guys have a slight sense of chivalry} she crosses her arms and does a pouty face
[or something to help out our host. hes way more fun]
She just looks at you like a worm {So you ARE a filthy pervert huh? you guys certainly like having ulterior motives} she turns your back to you and raises her chin {Well guess what? I'm not giving you any until you get Jaune to the next checkpoint, so have fun asking for my help until then, Baka, Now shoo} she dismisses you with your hand and everything goes pitch black as Jaune opens his eyes again
.....
Hey guys what's gotten into you lately you've been awfully quiet
Guys?
>SPINOFF COMPLETE
>>3762199
[Shit, good going asshole. We could have made this fuck a god and all we had to do was have Clint Eastwood take the loli out to dinner first. But now all we have is a pissed off extra-dimensional medium.]
>>3762229
[she was a shit waifu, also i did not want to disrespect the body of clint east wood.]
[why didnt you say anything?]
>>3762259
[I know she's a shit waifu, but she's also playing with powers beyond our comprehension.]
[I was eating and catching up on other things. Didn't realize there was even a quest going.]
Did Cyoanon fall asleep?
>>3762310
I believe so.
how many people are here?
i feel like doing a late night GQ.
>>3762390
LATE NIGHT RWBYgeeeeee!
HERE
>>3762414
>>3762445
YOU MY FRIENDS ARE THE ONLY PEOPLE ON THIS TRAIN! LETS GO ON TO THE NEXT STATION TOGETHER!
Here are the stats!
http://pastebin.com/a6UfbME9
>last time we defeated a metal monstrosity, and gained a note from a spooky skeleton.
Page 3
The page is sullied in red, but the ink remains. Barely legible.
The demons.. they feed on our emotion. It is no wonder they found us here.
They’ve broken through the front door. We are stuck here. I must run maybe act as bait to the trap.
If anyone finds this you need to deactivate the!----------
It ends there.
Well that, is not ominous at all.
You give the letter to pyrrha, she puzzles over its contents while you look over the two remaining objects.
Decisions, decisions.
Do you go for the chest.
Or the lever?
>lever
>treasure chest
>>3762591
[x] Inspect lever
>>3762591
KROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONK
You decide the lever takes more priority. You walk across the still clean floor to the shady looking device, ignoring the chest.
It is positively ancient. The lever was once metal, but it seems it was snapped off and someone hastily attached a wooden stick into the socket.
The walls behind it have slightly crumbled, revealing 2 steel cables.
One goes, above your head, and back towards the closed trap behind you.
The other goes diagonally to the right and disappears into the wall.
Hmm.
>pull it
>back to the treasure
