RWBY/RT Trash General #141 - Magic Neo edition
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a neo edition how rare
neo is ok
bit overrated
but ok
>>3742189
How could you say something like that?
Keep posting cute date ideas
I'M THE MEME!
BORN IN A SHITPOST, A NYAN CAT'S DAUGHTER!
>>3742282
I want to take Yang to a fancy restaurant so she doesn't make a scene when I break up with her!
!GENERAL RT\RWBY ON TIME LAST
Featuring: The Tale of the OC Wizard.
>http://pastebin.com/Cxic3njh
>Meme Dream is best Dream.
>"No she's not. Blake is best cat."
>Hahahaha no. Blake is shit. And for your insolence...HEY EVERYONE! MEME DREAM TIME!
>WOOO MEME DREAM! FUCK YEAH NEON!
>What happens if you ring
>"Flynt made the fight good and the song good."
>"This Neon shit is getting fucking annoying. Almost as bad as Merc posting."
>Well...It sounds to me that the Meme Queen needs to send in /THE ONE/ to do some irking.
>Oh please. The Meme Queen is perfect. Her cock is hard and throbbing, and I'd suck it greedily. No homo.
>>TFW no Neo futa art.
>"Oh, here you go!"
>>No balls
>Where are the balls?
>Why isn't there any balls?
>No balls? I'll still masturbate to it...But I won't be proud of it.
>Do you think Cinder and Neo get along?
>>Implying they aren't best friends.
>>Implying they aren't lovers.
>>Implying they aren't sisters.
>>Implying Cinder isn't Neo's mother.
>Why must every fucking RWBY OC character be drowning in belts?
>"Because Final Fantasy. Nerd."
>I caught my granpa jerking off to RWBY again.
>"Umm, Ren can just as easily be Asexual you know"
>Oh Christ, here comes Tumblr again.
>"This show shouldn't have any Yuri. Who else agrees?"
>Just where do you think you are, loser?
>SO RWBY IS A PRETTY GOOD SHOW I THINK WHO WANTS TO TALK ABOUT IT WITH ME
>No. Fuck off.
>MORE PYRRHA DELUSION.
>SHE'S TOTALLY NOT DEAD GUIS.
>I SWEAR.
>Anon...Anon it's time to let go.
>NO! SHE'LL BE BACK! YOU'LL SEE! YOU'LL ALL SEE!
>Okay Anon. You're right...She'll be back...Whatever you say. Now come on, it's time for your medication.
>>3742282
>Keep posting cute date ideas
Taking Yang on a date to the local Armory so she can find the right replacement weapon.
Get it? ARMory? RIGHT replacement?
Yes?
Guys?
>>3742509
> that pastebin
Oh, that did a number on my sides.
>>3742509
>tfw I'm grandpa Anon
Feels bad man
>>3742509
>Why must every fucking RWBY OC character be drowning in belts?
>"Because Final Fantasy. Nerd."
Oh man, did I miss the chance to post my OC team? None of them have belts.
>>3742509
why am i in all of these
>>3742682
...Which one are you?
>>3742701
i am the one who wanted to talk about the show rwby
>>3742717
Ah.
You always post that question in all caps.
That, coupled with the question usually getting multiple replies, simply draws my attention to it.
Don't worry though. I still love you.
>>3742717
Get a load of this faggot.
>>3742335
I’M A MEME, ONE THAT NO LIGHT WILL SHINE ON. AS LONG AS YOU FOLLOW ME, YOU WILL NEVER SEE A THREAD WITHOUT SHIT POSTING.
Hey RWBYg
Can you figure out what is wrong with this picture?
>>3742509
>>I caught my granpa jerking off to RWBY again.
Why does he feel the need to tell us this?
Why does his granpa beat his dick so much? Shouldn't he be having trouble getting it up?
>>3742824
Yes.
Non-stick pans are garbage and any cook worth his or her weight in salt knows to use stainless steel and cast iron cookware (Which one depends on what you're cooking) and not that overly-treated chemical garbage.
>>3742881
I hear Cialis works wonders
>>3742881
With his SDC brand mechacockalockashocka he can keep going until any girl ahegao's hard enough to get permanent drain bamage.
>>3742757
RAINBOW TRAILS, YANG! FLASHY EYES ARE USELESS!
>>3742925
>Because I thought you group of Slannesh worshipping degenerates would like to masturbate to the thought of my grandfather masturbating
Well you thought wrong.
Unless you mistook this thread for a mirror. Then I could understand your confusion.
>>3742988
>This post
Touche
Also go fuck yourself
>>3742988
>that resolution
>that quality
It's time to stop getting your pictures from pinterest
>>3743052
I got it from here.
But now I can replace it, so thank you.
>>3743141
>Image MD5
>Only posted one other time
>Same file name
Too cute.
Aww, I missed another greentext piss war while I was gone.
>>3742509
I made it twice in the same paragraph. I finally achieved something.
Anyone else run like this in their nightmares?
Shit is the most unnerving thing
>>3743632
Bruh trust. It feels like you're moving on the spot but whenever the bad guy catches you like he disappears and resets himself so you're endlessly running and getting caught.
>Neo will never save me in my dreams
>>3743664
>You'll never wake up screaming.
>Neo will never comfort you and stroke your back and hair until you've calmed down.
>You'll never fall asleep to Neo gently holding you.
Why even live?
>>3743632
I fucking feel you anon.
>>3743867
>that gif
>>3743733
>Neo will never promise everything will be OK with one simple look
>She will never usher you slowly back to sleep
>You will never be her little spoon.
Each day that passes holds less meaning.
>>3744010
>Neo just wants to cuddle
>All these faggots keep making her ballbust them
>>3744010
>>3744065
The most that I can see my beloved doing is gentle femdom/roll reversal. Other than that she's probably the fluffiest person there is.
>>3744133
Take care, and remember, you will never wake up in Neo's loving embrace to venture out into the world and commit mass murder~!
>>3744161
>>3745276
Blake! Put your pants on!
What if you found out that Miles and Kerry didn't know if they wanted to bring Pyrrha back or not, so they decided with a coin flip?
>>3742509
oh lord
http://imgur.com/vAckHow
which one of you faggots did this?
>>3745298
>"Too busy masturbating. Have you even seen how Pyrrha's working Jaune over there? It's like she was starving for him."
>>3745488
I had the same question too, who done did it?
>>3745488
Why is some of the production diary art so fucking good? The shot of the beacon basement vault with glynda would be so great for call of cthulu.
>Rewatching vol 3
>Destiny
>Irondong's busy going muh ptsd
>Yang asks the girls if they believe him.
>Best wives immediately back her up
>Painful moment where Blake was supposed to back up her girl
>Yang asks her directly while internally screaming
>That pause
>That fumble of the Yang ball
;_;
Morning, /RWBYg/.
How's it going?
>>3745951
>>3745892
Sad.
>>3745995
Well, cheer up, Anon.
>>3745892
[silence]
>>3746099
Strawberries wont fix this feeling.
>>3746121
yes they can, you just need to have more!
Ruby only eats cookies.
>>3746471
Wow.
http://fueled-by-nightcore.tumblr.com/post/146540369391/hey-fndm
Well, these are pretty neat.
>>3746666
I'll post the rest of the canon based ones for convenience.
>>3746666
Quads confirm, they are pretty neat.
>>3746803
I'm The Sun. Oh. That was terrible.
>>3746812
In which Ruby needs an adult. And Neo is an adult. Probably.
>>3743632
semi-related but last night i had a dream with velvet in it last night i don't even like velvet
>>3743632
I run underwater with a rock irl, I don't see the big deal
How would your waifu take care of you if you had a Hang over
>>3747408
i wish i dreamed velvet and her bun buns
>>3747439
*of velvet
fuck me phoneposting is the worst.
>>3747469
You disappointed her, Anon.
>>3747439
we were in a lecture hall and she was talking loudly and an old chinaman turned around and called her a freak and threatened to cut her up and put her in a stew and eat her and i said something racist about asians that velvet thought was funny and later on a man in a trenchcoat shot me
Cadbury
>>3747567
brb sudoku
>>3742509
>SHE'S TOTALLY NOT DEAD GUIS.
>I SWEAR.
>Anon...Anon it's time to let go.
>NO! SHE'LL BE BACK! YOU'LL SEE! YOU'LL ALL SEE!
>Okay Anon. You're right...She'll be back...Whatever you say. Now come on, it's time for your medication.
I read all of the responses in Gus' voice. What am I doing with my life
what if yang smiled at you warmly
>>3747993
Piss on her
>>3747993
probably end up embarrassing myself
>>3747993
Give her a smile back.
>>3747993
awkwardly smile back, but then realize she wasn't smiling at me but someone else more important who was behind me and now I'm all embarrassed.
>>3747993
She's probably setting me up.
I'd leave the area and prepare for the attempt on my life.
I would like to touch Yang on the boober.
Meg left Rooster Teeth.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OL5tRdnCpzo
>>3748267
ooooohhh
noooooooooo
>>3748267
YES
>>3748267
So what was the real drama behind this
>>3748267
Lol RT shooting them self in the foot yet again
>>3748267
Meg pulling a Ray.
I'm more concerned how Gavin will get to work now, poor non-driving bastard.
>>3748364
She can still drop him off, they are planning to get married soon
>>3748267
It sounds like she's still doing the Neon cosplay, and can probably still voice Neon. So that's all I care about tbqh.
>>3748296
Did you watch the video? She said it was a mutual decision, as her non-RT work became too much.
>>3748267
#megixt
(I stole this joke from Burnie)
>>3748404
>Did you watch the video?
Of course not. What people say isn't as important as that the narrative fits whatever cockamamie narrative I already had.
>>3748401
>Gavin so lazy about breaking up with someone he'll marry her
>>3748404
here's a preview of her Neon cosplay
nice
>>3748267
but what about free play....what about Ryan!.
>>3748544
Ashley and Ryan I guess
>>3748544
Free play's shit anyway
>>3748544
Geoff gets him back.
>>3748515
>>3748544
Best boy is safe
Thank the mad king
>>3748515
Meg's not going to cut the skirt shorter and wear spanks that show of the Turney booty
Next season sucks, do you drop the show?
>>3748651
No, I'm a loser who watches almost anything put out by RT
Check em.
>>3748690
Watch and learn
>>3748735
Shit.
>>3748265
I want to touch her everywhere while she screams and begs me to stop.
[spoiler]She's faking because she knows its my fetish.[/spoiler]
they deleted my pennys
Would you cum all over Yang's hair? Would you do it if she was tied up?
>>3748952
Fuck no, I need my kneecaps
>>3748690
>>3748707
That's cute
>>3748948
Pyrrha, you're dead.
>>3748952
Yes
>>3748267
Seems like based on what she said is that she wanted to do different things than what RT wanted to do. Probably more risque cosplay and photoshoot stuff.
Looks like she's going to stick around to help transition free play to someone else for the immediate future. I guess it was a mutual decision given that they're letting her still come to RTX and finish off Free Play like that.
>>3748998
all of my lovely cute perfect pennys are gone
>>3748987
When will you learn?
>>3749046
Was Free Play meant as a reference to Gavin Free?
>>3749256
I dunno honestly, the show is sort of spontaneous board gaming/sketch comedy stuff, I guess that's where the name comes from. Doesn't sound like something that would be inspired by the gavino.
does this mean no more Ryan and Meg jokes?
>>3749256
>people notice the fake penis in Gavin's Lazer Team suit
>Everyone's joking about how satisfied Meg is
>Meg comes out and talks shit about the size of Gavin's dick
>>3749307
Unless they break up immediately after this, I think the jokes will probably taper off once freeplay finishes up its run with her on it.
>>3745892
Blanke is the worst girl, worst character, worst idea.
>>3749691
>Blanke
>Blane and Blake somehow morphed together.
>>3748267
>>3748404
>>3749046
False alarm. The M E M E D R E A M lives on.
>>3748515
>>3748581
Neat
>>3748267
>Meg left Rooster Teeth.
>>3749784
It was a mutual decision. She did not get fired. There was no drama. She will continue do some work for them, so she will likely voice Neon again if/when she appears.
>>3749911
I never said she was fired. I'm just happy I don't have to see her face as often.
>We have a number of big announcements for Grimm Eclipse coming out next week during RTX. We’ll be sure to share them here with our loyal Steam family too. We’ll include new screenshots, videos, and sweet, sweet gifs of loads of new content.
inb4 it's absolutely nothing.
>>3749978
OH BOY GIFS
>>3749978
>Gifs
>Anno Domini 2016
>When glorious Matroska format
I'm sick in bed anons i need some comfy stuff
>>3750464
always comf
since Meg is leaving can I finally get that gif of her adjusting her tight pants and her booty's showing through them
>>3750464
>>3750498
What booty?
>>3750672
>>3750677
>>3750681
>>3750708
>>3750689
I don't see anything.
>>3750722
how bout now?
>>3750735
4/10 looks kind of like cottage cheese but I'd still fuck as long as she doesn't talk. Also her ass vanishes when she puts pants on.
Call me when she's on this level.
Was digging through my folder full of tutorial and practice works, when I found this blast from the past.
I still remember and like the idea I had with this.
By they way, anyone still have the individual team RSLV pinups or know where I can get them?
>>3750786
She has white girl booty though
>>3750804
And that's why Meg doesn't interest me.
>>3750804
Runaway Arryn has best booty
>>3750464
This should suit your situation
>all this booty
>>3748267
Why should we care about some Tumblrcunt?
Is there any m3u8 links for Day 5 episode 2?
>>3748690
>>3748707
>>3748987
>>3751008
The good ol' days of comfy greentexts. How I miss them.
>>3751017
>tfw everyone is flat as fuck in RWBY and we'll never get anyone with an actual booty outside of pajama models.
>>3751008
There's something incredibly, I don't want to say pathetic, but low reaching for these.
It's a fantasy about human contact.
>>3750464
>>3751087
Go back to RoosterTeeth forums.
>>3751087
All greentext is fantasy, usually a way to push a fetish into a poorly written narrative, pic related
and part 3 never until i find some Winter porn
>>3748651
Why would I? I haven't dropped it yet after 3 volumes of shit.
>>3751087
>>3745488
>Opening theme: "Jaune dies at the end" (volume 4)
>>3751105
>All greentext is fantasy,
Yeah but whenever I see the ones that are basically just having people care about you it just seems dumb.
>>3751146
>Waifus
It's not like the characters really exist
>>3750464
>>3751027
I gotchu m8
http://wpc.1765A.taucdn.net/801765A/video/uploads/videos/7c5d6379-b47b-4451-b54d-13d0f9e2454f/index.m3u8
>>3751189
Why does that wolf have half a watermelon?
Why does he look so damn pleased with himself?
>>3750795
Anybody?
Anyone at all? I don't know what the old imgur was called, and i don't have these saved.
>>3751087
No it's pathetic.
>>3750871
>I want Blake to run away from me so I can see dat ass
>Lindsay not being a slut like the rest of them
Truly bestest girl
>>3751048
>tfw everyone is flat as fuck in RWBY and we'll never get anyone with actual abs
>Not even a little bit of toned belly
>>3751172
That just makes it sadder.
>>3751105
I'm reminded of bizzarolit.
>>3751263
No reason to live.
I'm out.
>>3751146
When you put it like that it's sad as fuck. Like sure, most anon greentexts tend to be kinda bad on some level. But when the fantasy been made to insert into is "Someone who likes me/cares about me".
I'd almost think the weird fetish shit is actually somewhat better, at least their fantasy is likely something impossible.
>>3751263
Sun has abs. But yeah, they completely run away from any female muscle whatsoever.
> your're waifu will never get a gym workout scene where you see her toned abs and considerable biceps
>>3751459
>Sun has abs
Sun has something disturbing that defies human anatomy.
It looks like dragon scales painted with flesh tone.
>>3751459
Considering they have super strength through aura they probably wouldn't have that.
>>3751412
>I'd almost think the weird fetish shit is actually somewhat better, at least their fantasy is likely something impossible.
I think that's why I can't really go for SOL stuff.
I want improbability.
>>3751537
>They would simply require bigger weights.
Which would drain on their aura if anything not on the body.
>>3751539
I have a massive greentext where anon takes in Emerald.
She's a hobo that doesn't kill him in his sleep and sell off all of his valuables.
>>3751498
Then explain why the men have muscles
>>3751565
>She's a hobo that doesn't kill him in his sleep and sell off all of his valuables.
Improbability as in slaying dragons and shit.
>>3751608
Sun wants to look pretty.
>>3751192
Thx m8
>>3751611
No, a trustworthy delicious chocolate hobo is improbable
Killing fictional monsters is impossible.
>>3751263
>Yangbs never
>>3751668
>No, a trustworthy delicious chocolate hobo is improbable
It's also boring.
Who fantasies about being loved all day when you can be doing something cool like killing giant lizards.
>>3751565
So not Emerald?
>>3751738
Pretty much.
Same goes for all the Anon inserts, characters change so they fall for some featureless unremarkable chucklefuck.
>>3751713
>Jaune is more fit than Yang
>If Pyrrha was still alive, she would still be less fit than Jaune
>>3751784
Jaune's sisters had him on a diet.
Yang ate horribly.
>>3751644
>Implying the RWBY girls don't think that rippling thigh muscles, toned bellies and strong backs are attractive on a girl
>Implying they don't care about their body as much as Sun
>Implying the RWBY girls have shit taste
>>3751875
>Implying the RWBY girls don't think that rippling thigh muscles, toned bellies and strong backs are attractive on a girl
They probably don't think that.
>>3751875
But they do have shit taste.
>>3751875
>Implying the RWBY girls don't think that rippling thigh muscles, toned bellies and strong backs are attractive on a girl
Yeah, they probably don't
>Implying the RWBY girls have shit taste
Well, at least one of them does
>>3751908
>But they do have shit taste.
>Tfw no perfect waifu
>>3751875
>Implying they don't care about their body as much as Sun
Girls are different than boys anon.
>>3750464
I can manage that.
>>3751875
> we will never get a moment like this in RWBY
> a show brimming with tough warrior women
W H Y
H
Y
>>3751875
Your waifu will always be a soft, generic anime girl with stick limbs and there's nothing you can do about it
>>3752038
>we will never get a moment like this in RWBY
A moment where the one non-combatant woman without super powers in the show does something because it was the writers fetish?
Gee wilikers, I'm sure glad Neo has abs, good taste and probably makes herself look less muscular with illusions.
>>3752040
There goddamn is something I can do about it. I could commission a picture of my waifu with rock-solid abs and big biceps. I could totally do it!
>>3752067
I wonder what M&K's fetishes are
>>3752038
> a show brimming with tough warrior women
>>3752101
Snuff.
>>3752038
>we will never get a moment like this in RWBY
You do realize that, everyone that fights in that show look soft as hell right?
The one muscular woman is the one who doesn't fight and doesn't have superpowers.
>>3752067
Most of the female characters in KotIF are non-combatants without superpowers.
But yes, otherwise.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iHz3Lm2QGWk
>>3742335
>>3742757
>>3742969
UNFORTUNATELY, MEMEING IS ONE OF THOSE THINGS THAT GETS EASIER THE MORE YOU DO IT.
>>3748987
May, please don't, you have so much to life for.
I think Jaune is very cute and handsome. I want to touch his firm slender body.
>>3752067
>>3752166
>Introduce a group of fighters without aura or semblance
>Ripped as fuck
>Can hold their own with hunters
>They call hunters sloppy because they rely on aura to protect them from their mistakes
>>3752247
>Can hold their own with hunters
>>3751723
>Who fantasies about being loved all day when you can be doing something cool like killing giant lizards
Someone who believes that both scenarios are equally impossible. Not everyone lives happy lives, mate.
>>3752247
>They call hunters sloppy because they rely on aura to protect them from their mistakes
And so that when everything goes perfectly other aura users don't just bowl them over.
>>3752267
>Someone who believes that both scenarios are equally impossible
And those people are pussies.
>>3752301
Oh you.
>>3752269
Yeah.
A lack of aura means a lack of super strength, shields, a unique superpower and all kinds of other useful tools.
The first clash and peoples head's come off or the heavy artillery everyone carries gibs them.
>>3752267
I'm honestly kind of laughing.
>>3752247
Everyone has aura, so that doesn't work.
>>3752237
kek, saved.
Neon is accruing quite a collection of Metal Gear shoops.
>>3752247
That would be horrible to watch solely for the amount of asspulls that would constantly need to happen.
>>3752361
Some people might be born with a lack of oxygen and never get their aura.
>>3752247
That sounds kinda stupid honestly.
>>3752247
I'm going to back you up on this, but purely for the muscle girl fanservice.
>You will never do your waifu from behind while running your hands down her muscular back.
>>3752333
I don't think it gives them super strength
They mentioned the passive function was the shield and the active function being Semblances. I think all the crazy shit they do is just down to anime physics and rule of cool.
>>3752247
>In a world where unique superpowers AND superhuman strength AND superhuman durability are a dime a dozen
>A group of homeopathic nutjobs believe that it's unnatural and try to fight against endless forces of darkness with the power of swole, organic tea and herbal remedies
Seriously, how the fuck are they supposed to "hold their own" against someone who can casually blow them up with a weapon brought from a corner store, or better yet by just looking at their general direction?
>>3752531
Even if it doesn't the gap between someone with aura and without aura would be massive on the scale of the sun and the planet formerly known as Pluto.
>>3752531
Aura also lets hunters shoot blade beams and that was never mentioned anywhere either.
>>3752581
Wankery.
>>3752603
Sword beams happen all the time in other shows, it's just slashing so hard/fast that the sheer force of the swing is an attack in of itself.
all of my pennys now live on a rectangle i can carry with me everywhere
>>3752807
Yeah but Ruby is going to get the real thing on her scroll. She'll be able to carry Penny with her everywhere and she can pop up as a cute hologram when needed.
>>3752581
Clearly they outwit the Hunters by not wearing skirts and having long hair
>>3752853
And by dying the to grimm, they'd never expect it.
>>3752840
penny doesn't deserve to live on a phone she wants to be a real person not an app and she isn't yang's fuckin arm either
>>3752768
Hell no. The ones Blake shoots are even color-coded to her Aura.
>>3752247
Are you the buzzcut and pants wizars from the recap pastebin?
I like Blake and I'm not ashamed of it!
>>3753168
Well, maybe you should be.
>>3753226
She's a cute kitty who likes to read books! I like her!
>>3753243
Trashy books while she remissness about bull dicks.
>>3753251
CUTE
KITTY
CUTE
KITTY
>>3753251
Blake is horrible in bed.
That's why he's still after her. Adam has no idea what good sex is like.
>>3753243
She'd hate you for calling her a cute kitty, and would go out of her way to avoid you
>>3753251
Blake is pure.
P U R E
U
R
E
>>3753409
Adam fucked her repeatedly and harshly.
I want to marry Blake and take her last name.
