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>Summer of Steven coming “soon,” originally announced as June to August
http://www.ew.com/article/2016/03/30/steven-universe-uncle-grandpa-renewed-season-5-cartoon-network
https://youtu.be/NHqjV2xVKoA
https://youtu.be/KNrztTcRh9o
https://youtu.be/HZqGFuC6TlM
https://youtu.be/HtDS9NjDA1U
>misseps leak thread
https://kat.cr/community/show/cartoon-network-unofficial-previews/
>International airing schedule
https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/10rES5UnAbQ0LOmBDYZ7nsDeFDySn90FvFjrxRpNBkX0
>Steven Floats
https://mega.nz/#F!ghAAhYLY!gD739WI7J7800se3GDz9IQ
>Episode downloads for Seasons 1 to 3, plus comics and shorts
720p: https://mega.nz/#F!Y5E0BKjK!UsE19rOYDa5Ttl5QRFwgtw
1080p: https://mega.nz/#F!a9ojCZCT!SLfX7l7inSHdvd7hrf5LLA
>Soundtrack downloads
Show: https://mega.nz/#F!M4tE3YLb!9oBoy3l9CtQ3VK9F2bHlUA
Attack the Light: https://mega.nz/#!skFhlLLL!j4TvEr4CTLTUQpaI8IAZX3ttcEYP6xNKypW7Bbusyrw
>Listen to the soundtrack
https://soundcloud.com/aivisura
>/sug/ writebin
http://pastebin.com/f86yQm0T
>Crewniverse Tumblr
http://stevencrewniverse.tumblr.com/
>Archived threads
https://cuckchan.org/trash/search/text/sug/type/op/
https://cuckchan.org/co/search/subject/sug/
You're a cheeky little cunt, aren't you?
First for cuck.
big hair Peri coming trough
We have returned
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QxPfnTXaENU
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tr7DLi8GvZI
Nice edition
what if this some of these things got inside of your house
time to post amethyst and pearl
>>3732439
Sex
>>3732439
Lesbian chilling!
Also who's the artist?
>>3732439
>if all the pearls were inside ma house
This would be me
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q-jJ6RXOsn0
>>3732529
happyds
>>3732529
happyds
How was your day /sug/?
>>3732592
>>3732592
Work at night, so I normally sleep during the day, except for today, could only nap for three hours. Temperature is crazy. Like 40 Celsius (104 Fahrenheit). so pretty awful.
How about yours?
>>3732592
I worked, so it was kind of shit
I WANNA RAPE PERIDOT
>>3732641
u wot m9?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4feUSTS21-8
>>3732592
day was good
evening was awful
>>3732641
Tonight, you.
>>3732439
>>3732641
STOP POSTING THIS
>>3732677
Trust me, you don't want to rape me
>>3732439
I'd make them reform as Lolis and finally I can have the family I've always wanted.
>>3732693
>this
>>3732688
I WILL WHEN I GET TO RAPE PERIDOT
>>3732690
That's what you said last time, but it won't stop me. It'd be like a double date, but with rape. Double rape. Don't want to fuck you, but I'm still doing it, you don't want to get rape, but I'm still doing it.
Here's Amethyst.
>>3732721
You must have extremely low standards.
Alright, do it, but don't complain if you regret it afterwards.
>>3732752
Love you /sug/
I hope your weekend was nice, even with this hot weather. I hope your week goes well and is stress free
>>3732718
Then just fucking dew it anon, just rape her already damn you!
seriously, what are you waiting for?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N-ecZ8CPcxw
I WANNA RARE JASPER
>>3732368
>youtu.be
This trigggers my autism.
>>3732792
Good for you anon
>>3732760
Either I have extremely low standards, or you have extremely low self esteem. What a mystery.
I'm starting to want to sketch what I think you look like, maybe I'll do it next time. I have a chance in a million to come close to what reality truly is, yet it'd be funny.
>>3732799
What triggers mine is this chump not having 4chan X.
>>3732782
>>3732792
What are you waiting for?!?!
>>3732782
This weather, eh!? I'm burning here!
But thanks, hope your week goes well too. Love you a lot, dear!
>>3732439
Fuck.
They're taller than me. Way taller. I mean damn they look enormous. Gimme Peridot, she's more my size and guaranteed to love me.
Posting a fic for Amethyst fans encase they missed it
http://pastebin.com/iyKe6W75
As always let me know what you think of it and what your fav parts are
enjoy!
>>3732786
I'M WAITING FOR THE RIGHT MOMENT
I WANT TO HURT HER AS MUCH AS POSSIBLE AND TO DO THAT I MUST WAIT FOR THE RIGHT MOMENT
>>3732772
>30 helens
and I thought 1 hellen was too much
>>3732820
For some reason it doesn't well in my xubuntu potato laptop.
Is Peridot for hug or dig? You decide
>>3732851
Oh
ok then
good point
good luck with that anon.
>>3732819
That sounds really interesting, do it, please.
>>3732860
You can't dig a Peridot.
>>3732860
Hug
>>3732870
You haven't tried hard enough
>>3732867
I don't think I'll have time tonight, but I'll keep it in mind, surely next time it'll happen.
>>3732902
I'll be waiting.
>>3732859
Wow, I accidentally that post.
>>3732936
And when you least expect it...
BAM!
I rape you with the portrait I made!
SO
new episodes of Steven Universe when?
And has there been a name given to Peridots new alien buddie/(totally a fucktoy) yet?
Another day, another thread
So many things left unsaid
And some tears that may have been shed
Like a curse, they spread
Is this the land of the dead?
>>3732947
HA
We'll see anon
Post outdated fanart that no longer makes sense or is applicable to what we currently know.
>>3732978
If it is where are the necromancers
>>3732991
>>3733021
>>3733028
There's lots of fanart where Lapis is the wacky one and Peridot is the serious one.
>>3732991
>>3733052
I want Steven to introduce Peridot to vidya.
>>3732966
We're hoping for an announcement tomorrow right now, although they could hold it off even longer. The TTGxPPG crossover means that they probably won't air promos at least until after its over, but they might be waiting until after that to make an announcement too.
In any case, I feel like we're almost guaranteed an announcement this week, what with all the leaks we've had and their original announcement to begin the Summer of Steven in June.
>>3732966
NO
the show has been cancelled already
And the name is this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SPcQfSti350
>>3732991
>>3732846
Cat Amy sounds like she'd take an animal D
>>3733208
Amethyst is banned at the local zoo the last time she pretended to be a cat....
>>3733094
bitch, that was made way after ruby and sapphire were revealed as a prank on someone who hadn't caught up on episodes. Doesn't count.
>>3733052
To be fair, that's how they were both introduced as. Peridot with her robonoid stomping and Lapis with her fart remixes. Can't wait for Peridot to look hella badass with her limbs and swoop up Lapis from her feet.
So I just noticed that during Steven and the Steven's that just before they time travel back to the Temple that they are in a sandy n desolate area with a ship on the rocks, which makes me think they might have popped into the episode with Lapis. I'm gonna scour the Lapis episode and see if I can find spot them.
>>3733476
I miss tallidot.
opal is love
literally
>>3733523
now I'm curious
>>3733476
Oh, okay.
>>3733592
Hopal
>>3733523
nah, people would have found that by now if there was a cameo. The desert with Yellowtail's boat was definitely foreshadowing Ocean Gem, though.
We do see Steven floating down on his parachute from the Rose's Room episode in Steven and the Stevens
I want Jasper to shave my balls
should I make coffee?
>>3733694
sure
>>3733694
Nah, it's hot, make something refreshing.
So hot today, I wish I had Sapphire's power.
And her girlfriend.
So theories on why Pearl gets her 'nam face on during this hug?
Because at first she just looks kind of surprised and maybe a little "Wait what?", its only when he shakes her that she gets all PTSD face.
My theory is that she's surprised and a touch nervous about the fact he can lift her so easily, she doesn't expect a human to be strong enough to do that. Either that or she's seriously uncomfortable about being lifted/thrown about since Muh Slave/Plaything history.
>>3733763
And her big blue midget butt.
>>3733795
And them big lips.
>>3733789
greg is stinky
>>3733789
>This is how it began.
>This is how he killed her.
>This is how he murdered Rose.
Something like that.
>>3733789
Maybe it's just because it's Greg and she doesn't really like him, but doesn't hate him to the point of harshly pushing him away, leaving her in a very uncomfortable situation.
>>3733789
She's being hugged by the man who killed the person that she loved
>>3733812
Greg works at a car wash. Greg probably spends half his time covered in industrial strength soap.
The man probably smells like an angels asshole.
>>3733823
>And I'm liking it, oh god I'm next.
Pearl sees herself as the final girl in a Slasher movie, in which the weapon of choice for the Slasher is the Penis.
>>3733812
Greg is not stinky, you literally can't be stinky when you work at that kind of carwash. Especially by the ocean, that shit need industrial strength soap because of the corrosive sea salt that sticks to vehicles. He might actually be the best smelling guy there, well if you're into soap smell, but he is definitely the cleanest. The van though... that is a slob den, home of the cleanest slob.
>>3733789
Reminder that this is probably what she remembers about big people picking her up.
>>3733909
I love this picture
>>3733707
tastes great
>>3733909
Pook?
Amethyst > Pearl
>>3733615
next to garnet my favorite fusion hands down. Love Alex too, but Opal is the embodyment of my dearest dynamic
>>3733789
hugs are probably weird and uncomfortable to her
this is the same gem who gets really uncomfortable about a lot of human things, like eating
also
>it's greg
>>3733999
Trips has spoken
>>3733952
coolio
>>3733971
Yeah... still not entirely sure how that happened. >>3733950
Have the other
>>3734013
That's an interesting idea
>>3733999
I don't think amethyst would appreciate that statement, punk
>>3733789
Pearl is not heavy
>>3734063
Which is sad because Pearl clearly thinks she's better than Amethyst
>>3734019
As much as I love Garnet, I still prefer Opal, simply because both characters forming this fusion are more developed individually than Sapphire and Ruby.
>>3733789
Wouldn't you if the one person who could kill Rose hugged you?
>>3734063
Amethysts are one of the rarer quartz gems, a common Pearl has no right being near one
>>3733999
>>3734063
Aww... she looks like an angry kitten.
>Lapidot before S2
>>3734100
I don't think Pearl would appreciate that suggestion. Not in the least.
>>3734171
Aww... she looks like an angry lesbian.
>>3734108
I think replacing Garnet with Opal wouldn't change anything. Opal is just as quiet as Garnet maybe even quieter.
SUMMER OF STEVEN WHEN!?
>>3734229
But she's made out of my favourite, I must confess, OTP.
>>3734171
Yes she would
>steven universe will never manage to replicate the homestuck experience
>it will never even come close
>the fandom is already past it's peak
>>3734258
Next summer
>>3734129
amy is adorable
>>3734223
don't you mean an angry bird?
>>3734108
I know what you mean. I like Opal more as a fusion, yet know Garnet better as a character
>>3734127
I think they'd miss each other if they ever split up
>>3734262
>Amethyst/Pearl
>Not Amethyst/YellowPearl
Shit taste. Our Pearl doesn't love from any gem.
>>3734274
Good
The CGs are now the protagonists of the last game you played.
Can they survive?
>>3734309
And angry lesbian bird, always angry at her adorable purple kitten.
Also, Garnet is a better character mostly because Opal ain't got a lot of screen time, so it's kind of difficult loving her as much while we barely know her.
>>3734350
No they get the Guilty Verdict in every case.
>>3734315
Yellow Pearl has eyes for her Diamond and her Diamond only.
Amethyst is best single gem.
Opal & Malachite is best fused gem.
All other opinions are invalid.
>>3734350
Them against Gotham. damn right they can!
But not with as much style as Batman, tho.
what vidya would the gems play ?
>>3734266
season 1 pearl maybe in a fit of rage. She left that attitude long behind. They mutually respect each other now.
>>3734369
Her kitten, and no one else's.
And yeah, I hope she gets more character establishment. I feel like there's a lot to work with.
>>3734555
Starcraft. They'd appreciate the Protoss using crystals and hunt the vile zerg.
>>3733823
Wouldn't it be wonderful if she was terrified because she liked it?
After all, Pearl does like hugs apparently. What if she's afraid because she's beginning to see why Rose loved Greg.
And it makes her feel guilty as much as it does happy.
>>3734555
Sapphire: Dark souls, Bloodborne, all them crazy hard games, predict everything and go through it like it's a joke.
Ruby: Same games, but gets to endure Sapphire mocking her for every bad decision she makes.
Lapis: Horror games and laugh through the entire thing.
Amethyst: FPS, never shuts up, always fucks up, teabag everything.
Pearl: RPGs, crazy good at them.
Steven and Peridot: Mostly Nintendo, classic arcade games fags, pretty good and fun, although Peri takes it sometime too seriously.
Jasper: Can barely play any game without getting ban for insulting other players on their cheap tactic.
>>3734555
>amethyst
grand theft auto for obvious reasons
>pearl
morrowind
>peridot
stellaris
>garnet
mortal kombat
>lapis
dark souls
>>3734566
I always thought we'd get more of Amethyst in season 2, leading to more Opal, but I was wrong. Some Amethyst episodes are coming up, so we might get what we want.
>>3734754
Amethyst stuff would be great, as long as they focus more on her and less on Pearl.
>>3734768
Garnet does, which would make sense since Sapphire can predict the whole thing and Ruby is impulsive, leading to rhythm games being perfect for them while being Garnet. Separated, tho, I don't think it would have the same charm. Ruby would angry press at everything, Sapphire would predict but get bored quickly by the repetition of things.
>>3734790
Amen.
>>3734675
>After all, Pearl does like hugs apparently.
Just because she wanted a hug from Steven does not mean she's some hug whore who goes around craving hugs from everyone. Anon please think logically.
>green and purple make a brown color.
Reminder that Amedot will be cannon soon.
>>3734869
>A nerd
>A Stone Cold Betty
I wonder what their fusion would be like.
>>3734843
In before Zuke pens an episode where the maymay goblin gets addicted to hugs.
>>3734350
The CG's killing monsters, followed by sex.
Isn't that what they do already?
>>3734675
>implying that Greg would date a small woman
It's pretty much clear that Greg only goes for the Amazons.
>>3734754
I sure hope so
>>3734790
>>3734818
amy is a sweetheart and deserves love. good thing she has such a caring family.
>tfw u spend three hours drawing a comic and you realize it's really stupid as soon as you finish
>>3734986
He's like fifty, man. His standards are going south fast.
He probably even thinks Vidalia is still hot.
>>3735002
>good thing she has such a caring family.
Until a salty family member becomes a fusion whore and tricks another member of her family into fusing with her.
>>3735007
you did it for something greater than us: memes
>>3735007
Jasper doesn't have a nose lol
>>3735017
>implying that Greg would soil the mudercock on the unworthy.
You need to have more faith in Greg's pride
What're the writefags working on?
>>3734912
A bigger stone cold Betty?
>>3734684
>dark souls, bloodborne
>all them crazy hard games
>crazy hard
No
>>3735182
We got ourselves a pro here.
But seriously, they're harder than average game, like Batman, Assassin's Creed, Mass Effect, it's no challenge compared to Dark Souls.
>I haven't cooked anything interesting in months
>not a damn thing since I moved home
>my writing stopped when I graduated
>I've had to scrap my greatest story idea several times and only ever finished a single first chapter
>looking back, half the main characters are mary sues and the plot makes no sense
>even if I write it, it will be shelved as YA and never seriously considered
>>3735179
But where does the nerd part comes in?
>>3735182
please don't start
>>3735238
Yeah, and those games are piss easy.
Dark Souls and Bloodborne might be challenging but they're not "crazy hard"
Play IVAN, or DCSS with the MuMo challenge, that's hard
Of course sapphire would still beat them without a problem because of the future vision
>>3735118
A story where Garnet takes Lapis into the caves under Watermelon Island to hunt for Jasper, unsure whether she's helping to commit a murder or to help Lapis make peace with the past.
>>3735309
Her hands are too small for the controller.
>>3735309
>Roguelikes
I'm guessing they're "hard" because they're just poorly designed.
>>3735311
And what convinced Lapis to go with her?
>>3735281
She can obviously have a smarter and dorkier personality due to Peridot's half.
Peridot also would recognize Amethyst's shapeshifting ability as a useful fighting utility. Thus they would use it to full effectiveness dealing, blocking, and taking hits in combat.
>>3735404
Wouldn't you want revenge? Or even just closure?
I'd want revenge.
>>3735395
>Stone Soup
>poorly designed
Not even him but you have no fucking idea what you're talking about.
>>3735179
Only objection I have is that every one of Amethyst's fusions so far had four arms.
>>3735458
Confirmed
WE
>>3735436
Isn't trapping her in the ocean for month enough?
I think Jasper has had enough punishment.
>>3735490
ARE
>>3735495
DEAD
>>3735495
NOT GOING TO TAKE IT
>>3735395
Look I understand you might not like roguelikes but the good oned are hard and not poorly designed
But I will agree that the MuMo challenge is fucking bullshit
>>3735436
>lapis killing Jasper as revenge
Bruh
Bruh
Bruh
Revenge from what
>>3735516
AND IF I YOU THINK WE AREN'T...
>>3735492
I do too, but Lapis would blame Jasper.
Far as Garnet's concerned, she's actually just looking for Jasper and banking on the fact that seeing Jasper dealt with will make Lapis more loyal to the cause.
>>3735521
WE AIN'T GONNA TAKE IT
>>3735534
WE
NEVER WAKE UP INSIDE
>>3735580
>newfag thinking this mentality goes against the grain here
Lurk more
>>3735592
THAT'S WHY THE FAGGOTS OF THIS THREAD
>>3735609
BELIEVE IN
>>3735623
JASPER,
>>3735609
WANT TO RAPE
>>3735531
Lapis's point of view is wrong, but it's still there.
Garnet, in this case, would prefer if Lapis just found closure and let Jasper live.
She's thinking that having three new recruits is better than having just two or (if Lapis were to be shattered or damaged irrevocably in combat) one.
>>3735545
Lapis wanted to trap her, she could have easily denied Jasper's offer to fuse. And what would Japer do then? Exactly nothing in the slightly.
Lapis did this to herself, Lapis has already gotten her revenge, and vey poorly at that.
>>3735631
ZUKE,
>>3735631
PERIDOT
>>3735661
AND ST8TSEN!
>>3735626
I'm post ending in 45, so I think you might have misquoted me, but quite a few (but not all) of the S/NES games are harder due to older interfaces and lack of explanation.
I'd actually argue that Dark Souls is actually a bit of a scaled up roguelike, but you don't have the benefit of random maps and only one life to add challenge.
>>3735636
No matter how hard you try to enforce this story idea, it just doesn't make sense.
>>3735675
Been waiting for days for the perfect opportunity to use this frame I caught. I can finally rest in peace.
>>3735675
AND STEVEN
>>3735661
EDDIE!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LLDQ8kK5dnM
>>3735677
Woops, sorry
But the word roguelike just can't be used for dark souls, it can't even be called a roguelite
It is true that the Souls games are challenging, more than the average game, that is true.
But they're not crazy hard
And what you said about S/NES games can be true
Well, I'm off to work while most of you will be sleeping.
Good night, my dear /sug/
Sweet dreams
>>3735758
bye anon
shitpost wit ya later, alligator
>>3735636
I can agree with that there
So is lapis gonna wanna kill her
>>3735793
NO
lapis would get rekt and she knows it
>>3735689
I can accept that, at least from a certain point of view, that it don't make sense.
Still gonna write it, though.
I've written a lot of shit that doesn't make sense.
>>3735805
>lapis hovers 30ft in the air
>pulls water out of the ocean
Literally what can Jasper do
I am a freak to the core but you must admit
>>3735793
Definitely. Whether she succeeds or not remains to be written.
>>3735827
why is lapis so fucking strong anyway?
>>3735827
Lapis cant do shit when she isn't around water though
And Jasper hasn't survived a 1000 year war by being a weak gem anon,
Jasper>Lapis Lazuli in terms of combat
>>3735874
Lapis is OP as hell nigger
That's part of why she sucks, just admit it
Unless Jasper gets a woolie in, she's doomed.
>>3735872
Given how much a liter of water weighs, and that she can manipulate a planet's worth...she's sitting on anywhere from very little potential energy to more than most of us will ever see or are able to imagine at any given time.
>>3735872
Only with water. Jasper still beats her
>>3735872
Because she is confirmed scientifically to be the best
weren't you here 17 threads ago anon
I am certain this was already discussed
>>3735909
Even if there's no water, Lapis can just fly as far away as she wants. Jasper would tire herself out raging on the ground, or just stalemate
>>3735872
She's a Mary Sue
>>3735931
It actually takes place in a cave. Lapis might be able to muster water, but no where near enough without being able to pierce through the rock walls to get it.
>>3735950
Ok then I hope the blue idiot gets wrongfully and illogically brash and gets her shitstomped into the next galaxy
>>3735968
>70% of the earths surface is water.
Well unless she plans on living out in the middle of the ocean that won't matter much.
>>3735968
You know every time someone says 'I'm new' that the bullying gets worse, right?
You're better off pretending to just be retarded.
>>3735990
But she's right next to the ocean.
Back from 2 weeks of no internet, did i miss anything?
>>3735985
Jasper should shatter that emo bitch
>>3736012
And all it takes is a little five minute jog in the opposite direction to completely nullify her ability.
>>3736033
I don't think her range is that shit. Might have to rewatch
>>3736033
Isn't her range infinite to?
She kept pulling water out of the ocean well into the stratosphere
>>3736053
Every time she's manipulated water she's been at most a few meters away from it or connected via a pillar of water she's standing on.
>>3736012
>right next to the ocean
>the barn, which seems at least a mile away from beach city
>is close to the ocean
Ok, sure, whynot
>>3736077
I want to see her pull the tears off someone's face
I don't know if that'd be fucked up or touching
>>3736103
Couldn't be any worse than Sapphire slurping up Ruby's tears in Jail Break.
>>3736103
I read 'out of' someone's face, at first, which made it fucked up.
Well this thread's worthless now.
>>3736077
So her power propagates through the water she controls. Thats fucking OP Lapis needs to get nerfed.
>>3736157
>>3736157
LAPOLIGIST SPOTTED
>>3736157
Shut up, Brad.
>>3735968
FRESHMAN!
>>3736175
I'm not leaving, just doing a lot of hiding posts.
It's always the same people saying the same things and ignoring the other side's arguments.
>>3736212
About Lapis' battle prowess? because that's the only thing going on
>>3736212
Oh, you're that butthurt lapisfag who can't stand his waifu being anything but perfect. Gotcha
>>3736233
You know which posts I'm talking about.
>>3736233
Admittedly, we haven't seen Lapis fight anyone competent directly.
In a real fight, she's probably kind of a little bitch.
>>3736159
>malachite was on the bottom of the ocean
>lapis remarked she needed the entire weight of the ocean to keep Jasper down
Lapis is pretty dumb, I doubt she meant literally
>>3735118
A short story where lapis and Pearl bone some poor sod
And by working I assume you mean procrastinating, cause that's how things are going.
>>3736283
Sorry, are "real fights" only melee now?
>>3736306
Seeing as she was up near space, she was beyond 'I might hit the broad side of that barn with this sniper rifle' range.
So if within sight range is 'melee', then yes, in melee.
could pearl deal with a homeworld prison rape scenario?
>>3736283
I want to say "I doubt Lapis will ever fight", but she's done a lot of fighting in the short time we've known her. The first person she attacked was Steven lol
So if they go though pacifist route for Lapis to get around her OP powers, I'm gonna call foul since she was so capable and willing those others times
What is the best ship and why is it *insert your ship here*?
>>3736379
>The first person she attacked was Steven
You mean the Crystal Gems, with a giant water hand at the end of Mirror Gem.
>>3736347
Given that she's less than a person on Homeworld, she's already been trapped before and she's already dealt with situations in which she was probably raped.
So it's kinda like she already has.
Given that she's been free, probably not, she would probably attempt to shatter herself.
Given that she doesn't want to deal with homeworld 'not again', I can't imagine she would do anything but fight to the death to avoid being imprisoned.
>>3736379
Technically it was Garnet she attacked first.
>>3736388
Swiggity swooty, she's imagining Rose fucking that booty?
