We continue
Hg thread
>>3723113
My apologies Ainz-sama. I will make haste into the arena to prove my wor- D-damn traps... I have failed you my lord...
>>3723134
>Punky's dad rapes Makoto
Thank god she wasn't here to see this
>>3723134
I guess it's bad to sleep on an empty stomach...
>>3723075
Goodnight.
>>3723079
Honestly...I'm not sure if I can stay up for much longer, or if I should.
I'm alright, I think...you don't have to worry about me.
>>3723134
Ayy, this skeleton is pretty darn cool! He really likes jokes just like me!
>>3723134
Can't you see I'm doing something really important? I'm trying to headbutt bricks, don't ask why.
>>3723099
You're looking for patterns where none exist.
>>3723113
It just leads outside of the arena to a field... hardly dangerous.
>>3723121
Well, maybe they have a point.
This isn't... ALL you do, right?
>>3723131
Sure, I'm concerned, but what do you want ME to do about it? She won't listen to reason, and I know I cannot beat her in a fair fight.
Frustrating, for sure, but getting frustrated isn't going to do you ANY good.
>>3723148
Thank god I was.
>>3723134
Please don't let this be a set up by the cops.
>>3723113
Hm, let us see...a human, methinks.
>>3723134
>>3723153
I've not need of it, myself, it'd just be a waste.
>>3723134
WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING!?
>>3723126
Yeah I'm winning it all
>>3723160
You monster. The squirrel is pure.
>>3723134
>
>>3723148
>that's the only downside to spooky castle code, I apologize for those events.
>>3723142
Being too hasty is dangerous as well Narberal. Do not worry, that is the nature of this place.
>>3723163
No need for sleep or food?
>>3723171
...
>she leaves the library and takes the book with her
>>3723171
I'm sure this one is better than my old scimitar, but I could just dual wield them. Ohh, I forgot about the whole arm thing.
>>3723171
You're pretty good, but let's live to fight another day instead of wearing ourselves out like this.
>>3723157
Well, I can't just let myself be resigned to that sort of thing. I've been working nonstop to keep honing my skills, and I've also been trying to explore...alternatives.
>>3723134
Fear? Please, I just can't sleep.
>>3723164
Well alright Yukine, bring glory to our district.
>>3723171
Expect me later.
>>3723170
You can't blame her, boyo.
>>3723134
>Scanty walks in on the two going at it. She hides behind a bush and can't turn her attention away from the lewd degenerates.
>>3723171
>Scanty sweats as the buff wrestler trims the bush she's hiding in.
>>3723157
I'm horrible at pattern recognition.
I'm also going to bed, you're welcome to join me!
>>3723179
Unfortunately, you'd be quite right, my friend. Be it as it were, I can't stand even to stay still for long.
>>3723171
She's not daft, I'll give her that.
>>3723171
I hope you all prepared for an arena event.
>>3723190
The human has answered for his crimes.
>>3723194
>that sounded much dirtier than I assume was intended.
>>3723157
No, that isn't ALL I do. I'm not that shallow. I play games, do sports, make movies... I'm just an average person otherwise.
>>3723200
I'm as human as they come.
>>3723200
For a second I thought that being backed up by an entire country would make this thing easier. It didn't.
>>3723200
Nothing supernatural about me, bros.
>>3723200
FUCKING MOBS--
>>3723212
They took my guns while I was sleeping, dude...
>>3723200
That's right, the people should believe a captain..
>>3723200
Even Albedo falls for the traps.. Feh..
>>3723200
Do blessings count as the supernatural? Hm, I suppose not....
>>3723195
Goodnight.
>>3723171
Only a few years.
>>3723200
>yawns
>>3723182
I'm not going to waste the energy trying... Of course, that doesn't mean I wouldn't help.
....Ah, forget it. I think I will sleep now.
>>3723198
Oh. Both, then? That's a shame. If you ask me, there's nothing better than a good night's sleep...
>>3723200
How generous...?
>>3723218
So with no guns you're useless? Just as I expected, most men can't find with their fists nowadays.
>>3723230
Shit, I just wanted to show her this trophy I got a long time ago. I didn't think the edge was sharp enough to cut, my bad.
>>3723233
G'night, dude!
>>3723238
That was supposed to be fight. Fight with their fists.
>>3723230
The feast, and my this has been a rather bloody game. I have the winner next slide. Take a guess who it is.
>>3723230
YOU RAPED ME YOU MONSTER!
>>3723230
Scanty is lewd! LEWD!
>>3723259
At least I won the NBA Finals...
>>3723233
...Aside from just plain beatin' her in to submission, all I can think of is...well, un-doing the change. I've had reliable sources tell me it's possible, but I don't know much 'bout the details.
>She sighs softly
G'night, Patchouli. Seeya 'round.
>>3723230
Got to keep the area secured.
>>3723262
What do you expect from a demon?
>>3723238
To be fair, the only reason you need fist-fighting nowadays are for close combat type things. Apart from that, guns are the only solution for these fights.
>>3723259
You'll be hunted down by the rest of us..
>>3723259
A bloody battle indeed.
>>3723259
...Hm. I'd be content with second place.
>>3723237
Well, I suppose I COULD, but...with such lack of necessity, it's long grown hollow to me.
>>3723269
When you're stuck at a place with medieval technology and magic all around you, you learn to appreciate simple weapons like blades and your fists.
>>3723280
The winner, this... human.
>>3723289
And placements
>>3723289
Over already? I was just getting warmed up...
>>3723280
>>3723281
>>3723294
And second it is. I need not such things, so long as his spirit grows all the brighter for it, aah, and how bright it has.
>>3723289
Glory to the victor, and likewise glory to our benefactor!
>>3723287
Swords ARE pretty cool, I guess. Though I wonder how fists would work in medival setting...
>>3723294
Congrats to Brock, and thanks for hosting, dude!
>>3723294
That's my cue to leave. Thank you for hosting and goodnight, everyone.
Sorry I couldn't stay longer...
>>3723289
Congratulations Brock!
Thanks for hosting Sir, it was scary fun... Haha.
>>3723289
So the big guy took away the victory and my eardrums at the same time. Congratulations for the first thing and screw you for the latter.
>>3723294
Make sure you won't let the mob into your castle the next time you open it up for tourists.
>>3723294
Thanks for hosting, whoever you are. Also
First 24 for a test run of my games
>>3723313
Shigure
>>3723304
It's the thing you use when your sword breaks, obviously.
>>3723313
A harvest mouse
>>3723298
You are welcome human.
>>3723304
Lord Ainz,Not dude.
>>3723307
Have a nice rest cat creature.
>>3723311
We shall see, I still have to deal with you. Do you count?
>>3723308
It shall be much more frightening in the future.
>>3723313
Lord Ainz Ooal Gown
>>3723313
Aldebaran
>>3723307
Goodnight Utsustu, rest well, sweet dreams, sleep tight, ect..
>>3723313
King Kaito
>>3723307
See you later, dude!
>>3723313
Alfred Jones the Hero
>>3723319
...Ah. I get it now.
>>3723313
Kneesocks
>>3723313
Cappy
>Female
>>3723313
throws brick
>>3723322
Sorry, Lord Ainz!
>>3723313
Lord Beerus
>>3723313
Flame Champion
>>3723322
At this point, I've taken to wondering just how much so I am.
>>3723307
Rest well, my friend, and may your spirit ever burn brightly.
>>3723322
That.. Sounds pretty fun, I'll be looking forward to it.
>>3723313
Mikan Tsumiki
>>3723349
Please calm down
>>3723325
Don't worry. It's not that bad after the firs time. It's usually that point when you break your hand on their armor, so it's pretty easy after that.
>>3723322
I stand out even among the knights, so I'm sure that I'm not part of the mob. I'm just a harmless knight who once in a while is going around looking for shelter and food.
>>3723313
Aussa
>>3723352
Bu-But I am calm...
>>3723313
Ragnaros The Firelord
>>3723313
Metal Bat
>>3723360
Why are you sweating then?
>>3723313
Kyrie Irving
>>3723355
Ah. I understand that now!
>>3723339
Much better.
>>3723344
Good, it shall happen some day..
>>3723343
Take yourself for a witch? You seem to use magic.
>>3723355
Do you stand out because of the missing arm?
>>3723367
It's summer. Even little ladies sweat sometimes, kid. They also pee and go to number two.
>>3723313
Daenerys Targaryen
>>3723381
Fire and blood!
>>3723367
Because its hot? I-It is summer, anon.
Jack Spicer. I need more tributes people, I didn't actually want to enter myself
>>3723386
Tuvalu
>Filler
>>3723384
You better strip down then.
>>3723280
>>3723296
Was that an f4?
>>3723313
Yukine
>>3723313
Blue Beetle
>>3723386
Anonydeath
>>3723396
I'd really ra-rather not...
>>3723376
>She sneers at the statement
Witch? Hardly. I'm but a knight, if an eternal flame.
>>3723393
Shit, forgot the image.
>>3723386
Ririchiyo
>filler
>>3723386
Kenma Kozume
>>3723386
Based Nige
>>3723386
Aubrey
>>3723372
But you have one more hands to break than I do, so go out there and beat up those mob people for me too.
>>3723376
The missing arm, my robes, the slippers and probably the helmet without the rest of the armor. I guess I don't really look knightly.
>>3723376
Is it going to be fast with a bunch of death like last time? Because if so, I might use a different costume!
>>3723406
>Fans her.
Cool off.
>>3723399
You wouldn't be alive if it was a proper F5.
>>3723418
Give me a second, I'll see what I can do!
>Cracks his knuckles
Where are they?
>>3723407
You don't seem like a fire elemental,martial arts perhaps? No, more than likely a weapon like that blonde girl had..
>>3723418
More a fool than a knight.
>>3723419
If my guardians have anything to say about it.
>>3723200
(A regular bush!)
>>3723268
I resent this statement!
I was simply curious about how it would feel to fuck a man in the shower...
Staying true to your curiosity is one of my ruurus
I also love how this guys actually won >>3723296
>>3723386
Scanty demon
>>3723425
Too late, they're gone. But if you visit good old skeleton grandpa's castle again, you'll be able to beat up all of them!
>>3723428
A man shouldn't take himself too seriously, so you can call me a fool if you want to. Life's the thing that you should be serious about. It's weird to say that to a skeleton.
>>3723436
I'll keep that in mind for next time!
>>3723428
>She raises her still-flaming shield, patting it with her hand
Aah, I could debate that fire is one with me, for which I've to thank the deity of my people, for what it's worth.
>>3723406
I wasn't asking.
>>3723439
Good. That means I don't have to do anything about it anymore. Now it's time for me to take a long nap under some big tree.
>the knights waves as he walks away
>>3723463
See you later, dude!
>>3723436
I am sure a lot of things sound silly when you say it to the undead... I wonder where Narberal went, I wonder if she can kick you out, or atleast keep you from eating the food.
>>3723431
And I stand by my statement. That is just what a demon does, and yes it was amusing.
>>3723449
Hmm, brave hearted adventurers are typically the first to go.
Check it
>>3723473
Looks good, dude!
>>3723473
I see the mistake already, don't worry
>>3723471
I'm extra lucky then, because I'm about to leave. Taking up a bed would be too much even for me. Take care, almighty skeleton lord guy.
>>3723473
You can give away my spot if you really want. I have to go now, so thank you for hosting, kid.
>>3723449
>Oops
>>3723463
May your spirit ever burn brightly.
>>3723471
I hardly see it that way. Aaah, but I've died countless deaths, only to rise like the phoenix.
>>3723453
...I-I'm still not doing it.
>>3723473
Lo-Looks nice.
>>3723473
No complaints here.
>>3723487
Lord Ainz...Farewell human.
>>3723488
Self revive? So perhaps it is a martial art. You could be useful, human or not.
>>3723473
Yes it looks fine human.
>>3723491
You want to get ignored?
>>3723513
I-If you ignore me...If you ignore me it doesn't matter! th-there are plenty of other people who won't!
>>3723501
Beyond mere resurrection, "friend". My deity saw fit to bestow this upon me, and I shall serve no will other than the oaths I swore that day, so I'm no mere resource to be exploited, I'm afraid.
>>3723516
They'll all start to ignore you one by one if you won't do as I tell you. Do you want that?
Okay, fixed all the problems and gave the knight's spot away as he requested. And remember, this game's events are not entirely done, so don't expect a great one, just... decent, I guess
>>3723522
I-I refuse to fall for that, I'm not stupid.
Now go bother someone else before I do something the both of us will regret.
>>3723528
I'd like to see you try, you worthless piece of trash.
>>3723525
Onward, then, my friend!
BLOODBATH
The forest already claims two lives
Look like Ragnaros was out of his element
>>3723381
where are muh dragons?!
(Good night HG. Hope you all have a nice day and thank you for hosting jack <3 )
>>3723553
>>3723518
So something more like a trait. This is interest, I will have to come up with a plan for you. But for now I retire. Farewell "blessed" human, be sure to remember the name Lord Ainz Ooal Gown.
>>3723525
That is quite alright human, I am sure it will be fine.
>>3723556
G'night, dude!
>>3723556
nighto
>>3723556
goodnight !
DAY 1
I guess Kaito and the brick's bodies were found
A skeltal and a demon have some conflict
Of course her snow angel has horns. Fucking duh
>>3723556
G'night
>>3723544
A fitting end for a being such as him, if a disappointing one.
>>3723556
Farewell, fiend.
>>3723559
I long since ceased questioning it. And you would do well to recall that of Aya, the Flame Champion and last of the Flamvell people. May your spirit e'er burn true and brightly.
>>3723580
This stuff aint too bad....
(All those (you)'s thanks <3)
>>3723580
T-that's not funny! I died instantly..
F 'em
>>3723605
>You're welcome, dude. Now go get some sleep, you've earned it!
>>3723610
F
>>3723605
Go to bed, those are the rules.
NIGHT 1
The gnomes are getting bolder
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Tt5lB-RoAi4
You're not very good at playing the piano, pal
Mikan gets fucked up by my failure. Ha
>>3723609
If it's not funny, then why am I laughing?
>>3723762
Because you're a jerk..!
>>3723762
It's not as if I need it.
DAY 2
The frozen lake's actually frozen this time
I need to fix that coffee event
Wow, what great heroes. Fucking pussies
>>3723775
That doesn't make it any less funny
>>3723782
It should at least make you feel bad...
I now summon Mikan Tsumiki.
F 'em. And by that, I mean this one person. Ha
>>3723794
Can't say it does
>>3723802
Here's her corpse, that good enough?
>>3723802
Wh-What is it, d-do you need something, anon?
>>3723808
B-but don't you like robots?..
>>3723815
sup nigga?
>>3723825
No-Nothing really...I-Is that all, ca-can I go now?
>>3723815
>Hands her a bouquet of flowers
For you, cutie.
>>3723834
wasn't him, I was just saying hi
but while your here, let me ask you something
>>3723838
O-Oh...th-thank you very much, anon.
NIGHT 2
The madness is already spreading
It's your own fault for going on the lift at night
America is torn apart by wolves
>>3723823
I do, but you're also a sapient being, making it funny
>>3723844
Fi-Fine, what do you need to know, anon?
>>3723846
N-NO--
>>3723846
OH GODS-
>>3723848
>punches your cunt
how much does that hurt?
>>3723846
Thanks for hosting kid.
>>3723845
You deserve it after all the shit Anons put you through.
>huggu
>>3723846
I'll... Take that as a compliment coming from master of robotics Jack..
>>3723862
Hey Bikko, how are you this morning?
>>3723861
>Fucking topples over, bonking her head on the ground
A-...A lot...
>>3723863
O-Oh...well thank you very much, anon-...This isn't a trick, right? yo-you're not going to say that then punch me, right?
DAY 3
Nobody's dying. C'mon
Blue, the fuck is Icetopia
>>3723862
I am not a child, don't call me kid
>>3723875
Nope, not at all. Only thing I want you is to put these flowers in a nice vase and take care of them untill their beauty is given to the sands of time
>kissus and walks away
>>3723876
My own frozen land, only cool guys allowed.
>>3723875
your compliance is most appreciated
>kicks you for good measure
>>3723862
Hey sexy
F 'em. 12 down, 11 to go for the winner
>>3723885
Then why are you the leader?
>>3723885
Am I allowed in?
>>3723893
Cause I'm the coolest, duh.
>>3723876
So irresponsible....
>>3723872
Haven't been up long enough to know..
>>3723876
I'll call you whatever I damn please, Kid,
>>3723891
If anything atleast call me trash.
>>3723894
Only cause you're blue, and Blue is cool.
NIGHT 3
I told you not to go on the lift at night. Dumbass
>>3723902
>kicks in the nuts
>>3723899
I'm probably going to turn in after this..
>>3723902
That's the only reason?.... Mr. Darling, you're a jerk!
>>3723909
Anon, I'm wearing armor, what are you hoping to acomplish? Pendejo.
DAY 4
Nobody dies. Great
>tfw just wish your tribute would die already
>>3723916
Go on then. I don't need to tell you when to go to sleep.
F 'em. And laugh at 'em
NIGHT 4
I warned about those gnomes
>>3723939
Best of luck to him next time.
>>3723934
Haha, I said I will after this is over, I want to see who wins..
>>3723927
I heard a crunching noise and it sure as hell isn't my foot... You better check your junko, bucko.
THE FEAST
Epic spoon warfare
Not so epic choking
DAY 5
OH GOD NO, BROKEN EVENT
NIGHT 5
This is way too peaceful
>>3723975
It's merely a forest, there's many like it.
>>3723954
Alright then.
DAY 6
That country... I think... is ruthless
N A R W H A L
A
R
W
H
A
L
Also, down to the final 3
>>3723961
The advanced healing factor also helps, it sure as shit helped when I got shot in the face, I'll tell you that.
>>3723995
The final three twice in as many games? Hm, very well.
F 'em. Last slide before the winner's decided, place your bets
>>3723986
Ya'know Bikko, you're always free to stay with me and tracksuit, I mean I see you helping around the house, but he's a bum so..
>>3723996
You must have a dick of impressive size.
>>3724014
Outside of you kicking it, I don't see what my dick has to do with anything.
>>3724016
I want to suck it. Whip it out, boyo.
>>3724020
Not a chance, I hate to break it to you, but I'm from DC, not Marvel, I don't swing that way.
>>3724007
See me help out around the house? And I'm the the only actual bum here.
>>3724016
But Mr. Darling is tiny I thought the Snake said...
AND IT'S OVER
What the fuck did I say about the ski lift and avoiding it
>>3724026
Miia is full of shit.
>>3724027
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ux8jTQhdJFg
Wincard in a moment
>>3724027
>Just as planned.
>>3724038
Congrats, an' thans for havin' us!
...Eeyup, gonna turn in now. Seeya folks.
>>3724026
Spider and snek always pick on darling'd size
>>3724044
See you later, dude!
>>3724025
Yeah, I could image you helping me fold laundry and stuff, but if you didn't want to that'd be fine as well, but you say that after you see tracksuit ...
>>3724029
Haha... Sure..
>>3724038
Thanks for hosting Jack, even though I died instantly, I had fun talking...
>>3724046
I wonder why...
>My eyes are starting to hurt.. So I'm going to bed now.. Goodnight everyone!
Here's your wincard
>>3724053
You're not allowed in the cool blue club anymore.
>>3724053
G'night, dude!
And placements
>>3724062
Congrats to Kenma, and thanks for hosting, dude!
Yo, I'm gonna turn in and hit the hay now, too.
See you all later!
I'M THE HERO~!
>>3724055
I wonder if your balls are as blue as your suit.
>>3724038
Congrats I guess, thanks for hosting.
>>3724053
You imagine me folding clothes? I don't even own any clothes to fold and I'll be damned if I'm reduced to a maid.
>>3724073
More then you could ever comprehend.
>>3724062
Thanks for hosting.
>>3724080
All the monster pussy you can dream of but laws cockblocking you.
>>3724092
4chan kill again?
>>3724130
Nope, we're just dead.
>>3724130
We're dead
>>3724140
>watches from afar
>>3724140
Speaking of dead, you find out the truth about whether you were born a demon or not yet?
>>3724150
Anon, I can feel your eyes, so can you not?
>>3724153
Nope, these things take time...a lot of time apparently.
>>3724150
>watches you watching her from afar
>>3724159
>Watches you watching him watching her from the ocean
>>3724156
Well, that's a shame. So how are ya doing?
>>3724166
Incredibly well actually, I feel fantastic today.
>>3724174
>I feel fantastic today
I can change that.
>>3724174
Yeah? So, is there a reason for it, or do you just feel great because you feel great?
>>3724177
How about you don't? I like having good days.
>>3724179
No reason really, I just feel fantastic, I feel like I could take on the world.
>>3724182
Well, that's good. Those kinds of days are always great
>>3724182
So do I. Infact I feel like not breaking the rururururules today at all.
>No game on a weekend.
Time to change that. Entry thread coming up.
>>3724191
I wish I had these kinds of days more often, maybe then I'd constantly be on my A-Game.
>>3724196
I hope you're not using that as a treat, cause at this point I've learned not to give a flying crud about what you anons do.
>>3724197
Thanks Dedede
>>3724208
Can't an Anon be honest for once? Your words hurt me, Kneesocks.
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