Zootopia thread: make the world a better place edition
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RIMMING
First for unbroken dreams
I want to suckle Finnick's knot.
>>3711551
Srsly though, shouldn't he just have one fang on each side of his mouth?
>>3711575
Sorry I'm late, guys.
>>3711572
Rimming, and then maybe a little ramming?
Speaking of, someone SLAM THE LAMB.
>>3711420
http://pastebin.com/sJKPJaAB
Reminder that ComicAnon did a recording in which he read greentext shipping involving himself.
https://soundcloud.com/user-759005115
Also, we need images of him dressed as a Disney Princess saying that "Am I a good princess?" line.
>>3711595
>Discussing JudyxNick
>>3711610
HE'S BACK!
STOP BEING GAY
>>3711613
But they are just friends.
>>3711634
>Stop being gay
NEVER
Justifications, Chapter 2:
http://archiveofourown.org/works/7247398/chapters/16584994
AKA the one where I try in vain to make the thread love a moody twunk as much as they do a needy manic twink.
>>3711634
Ok
>>3711613
>This guy thinks platonic interspecies friendships exist.
What a faggot.
>>3711633
Sorry, I'm not the real GCB senpai.
>>3711647
oh man are there any more wips of this?
>>3711647
>ywn draw this well
>>3711634
Anon
it's fine
Remember the saying?
>>3709984
Did the best I could. Added glasses for ugly cute factor
>>3710780
Oh right, forgot that one too. I'll try and do something later.
>>3710767
Hm, I'll try to skim through the story to get an idea of what the scene is about, I guess, but I can't really give you a sure/no way answer right now, sorry m9
F*ck Zootopia
I want to see Swedbun / Liten interacting with other rabbits.
>>3711654
This is good.
This is real good.
I've always been in the minority camp that said Freddy a best, and this hits all my buttons.
>>3711742
Well, F*** you too!
>>3711745
>the other rabbits make fun of her hair
>>3711735
E gadd, is that you?
>>3711736
Would it be worth it to cuddle the bun?
>>3711600
Glad I'm not the only one whose mind jumped to the Wu.
>>3711735
Awesome, thank you!
How to make these zootopia threads great again (I mean, they're pretty awesome most of the time as it is, but we can always do better)
>Don't be shy to post your OC (including greentexts) and encourage others to do the same
>Sign your work if you're drawing
>Ask for feedback, apply it to improve and give your honest feedback to others too
>Don't take bait
>>3711745
Disregarding Sweden jokes, she really is cute.
>>3711716
Daily reminder that "It's not gay if it's prey" is the new "feminine penis".
>>3711801
>Don't be shy to post your OC
Okay. Someone mentioned ear rubs last thread
>>3711745
I want to see her get raped by a Somalian immigrant.
>>3711816
oh wow, I'm glad I spewed out this preachy crap, this looks really good! Do you have more of your work?
>>3711809
lmao
>>3711654
I enjoyed this, but I still firmly support Jacob for best girl.
>>3711853
But do you think there could be room for two in the heart of a beaver?
>>3711809
I mean, I think most of us have accepted being utter gays here anyways,
The saying exists for those who are still in denial.
>>3711840
I post here often enough
>>3711610
>>3711865
Yeah, I could see a poly relationship there, honestly. For as much shit as the thread gives poly, it's actually a perfect setup with Beaver and the otters.
>>3711883
Glad to hear it.
>>3711895
>2016
cannibalism is fine too because, you know, current year
>>3711816
>>3711825
>New content flooding in
YES
>>3711895
The thread census' we've taken placed the majority as male and bi, generally.
>>3711913
>cannibalism is fine too because, you know, current year
You know perfectly well what I mean. Don't be difficult.
>>3711572
Wasn't there that one comic with Nick rimming Judy... you know the one I'm talking about...
>>3711895
>tfw you dont want gay fag shit.
I just want to see the bunny and the fox together
>>3711572
God I love rimming...
>>3711922
Also at one point there were 5 betas here
>>3711895
>Judy's at a serious disadvantage here.
Not if she uses her superior agility and leg strength. A rabbit-leg-powered Shoryuken will still send its target into orbit, I should think.
Remember, there isn't anything inherently homoerotic about the grappling arts
>>3711950
>5 betas
what
Is comicanon still around? I have the prologue we talked about last night ready, I just don't know where to put it.
>>3711895
I think when a lot of people here say 'bi' they mean 'not a perfect zero point zero recurring on the Kinsey Scale', and most of them would round to straight in a less 'one cock means you're gay forever' sort of culture.
>>3711950
And right now in this thread there are currently 34.
>>3711945
You sure???
>>3711922
By and large, furries are bi and large
>>3711980
Hey man, it got her to come.
>>3711808
Yep!
>>3711957
>Filename
Well apparently it was both if the last comic is to be believed.
Nothing wrong with a little heavy petting after and or during a match.
>>3711981
But we're not all furries here, right? I mean, I definitely don't idenntify as a furry.
Then again, I didn't really know what a furry was abefore I came here...
>>3711745
>SWEDEN
>YES
Please tell me I'm not the only /int/fag...
>>3712007
>>3711957
It's actually true. I'm bi and I wrestled through all of high school. It never felt remotely sexual.
>>3711981
Yes quite a lot of them are fat
>>3712007
yeah, but if you're not one and just enjoy the film and comfiness of these threads you don't really get to post about it.
>oh boy, I'm so straight oh yeahhh
>>3711963
It was a straw poll and I swear I've seen the word beta be used to refer to someone not old enough to be on 4chan
>>3712029
I mean we have more than a few little twinks running around these threads wanting to be the bun, near as I can tell.
>>3712007
I stopped denying it when I wrote about a fox fucking a rabbit.
>>3711957
Of course, just because something isn't inherently homoerotic, doesn't mean that there can't be an element of it in there
Would you a bun's bunhole?
>>3711968
Awwww. Why'd ya stop? :(
>>3712053
Oy...
I think I woudl...
>>3712051
But that doesn't mean we are going to acknowledge it, even if there is, right?
>>3712053
With as many parts of my body as possible.
>>3712070
ow
it hurts labjer
it hurts so good
>>3712070
The grief...it is good.
>>3712070
>hopes deleted
>>3712070
CALVIN'S SMILE NEEDED PROTECTING
AND NOBODY WAS THERE
>>3712025
I've had a few times where it might have got a bit erotic, but 95% of the time wrestling is astoundingly unappealing
![hqdefault[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/RhHawh7.jpg "hqdefault[1].jpg")
>>3712051
It's called a murder boner.
Remember to vote, anons!
strawpoll.me/10574349
Contentanons, there are three clear favourites - get ready to jam as it's time to start thinking about awesome new stuff we'll get to create by Thursday
Love you all
>>3712070
calvin is not good at sublety
If I'm going to reference drugs in a Zootopia fic, should I give them stupid pun names or just play them straight?
>>3712114
Depends on the tone of the story.
>>3712070
That badger is going to go home and masturbate himself into a stupor.
Calvin too probably. In between the bouts of crying.
>>3712114
Puns are the glue that keep hope alive Anon. Honestly it depends on the tone, if you are doing some serious stuff then I would play it straight, if its a little more light hearted, puns all day long.
>>3712094
Hard to believe the last minute suggestion of the Nocturnal District is so popular.
>>3712133
C'mon, it'd be really unprofessional for Labjer to sleep with him. He's a student!
>>3712106
Well he's a horny college student so
>>3712114
Well the answer is usually "go with what you feel works best", but as far as my own experience goes, I use both straight drug references, along with cute bits like catnip having a drug culture similar to cocaine (using carpet swatches instead of pocket mirrors).
>>3712133
>He goes home to masturbate to something completely unrelated to calvin
>>3712114
What drugs?
>>3712151
I still don't know what Labjer does. Is he a lecturer? A TA? A senior student who helps run the labs?
>>3712133
>Badger takes out his bunnyboi hole toy.
>His tiny prey room mate walks in on him.
>>3712174
Still into a stupor, though.
>>3712070
WAKE ME UP INSIDE
>>3712174
>his mouse cursor hovers over "rabbit predprey" for a few seconds too long before looking for something else
>>3712174
WARM
SOFT
BADGER
VADGER
>>3712133
He's probably going to go home and hope Calvin doesn't get him chucked out.
Or he might resign himself.
He shouldn't be getting boners from his students banging bunny butts beside his badger bulge.
>>3712070
At least Calvin is trying. My heart goes out to you little horny bun bun.
>>3712185
Tristan is a grad student, but as sometimes happens to grad students and lazy professors, they are having him teach one of the introductory 200 level chemistry classes to get teaching experience
>>3712216
Holy alliteration, Batman!
![Zootopia 2016 1080p BluRay x264 DTS-JYK.mkv_snapshot_00.29.46_[2016.06.26_00.18.30].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/C7fPPJW.jpg "Zootopia 2016 1080p BluRay x264 DTS-JYK.mkv_snapshot_00.29.46_[2016.06.26_00.18.30].jpg")
>>3712216
Exactly. There are a shit ton of problems that arise when TAs start dating students.
Labjer is right to walk away.
>>3712233
>>3712206
Yes.
>>3712238
I know it's *right* but it still hurts, anon.
>>3712238
Unfortunately now Calvin looks like he's going to walk into traffic.
>>3712147
Not really. People have been curious what the Nocturnal District is like since forever released and now is a good chance to direct anons' creativity into shaping it somehow.
Just imagine
>Jazz, neon lights, collared girls going "Doo do doo do doo do do doo..."
or
>Cyberpunk Zootopia underground
This district is so fascinating and there are so many ways to play with it it's hardly surprising.
>>3712238
There's a continuum between GIVE HIM THE DICK and TEAR HIS BEATING HEART OUT OF HIS CHEST AND GRIND IT INTO THE PAVEMENT WITH YOUR HEEL.
There's such thing as letting the bun down gently.
>>3712236
>>3712236
>"Judy, you gotta help! The Rodentia fire department isn't able to put out that raging inferno on the top floor!"
>"Well what can I do?"
>"You gotta blast it with piss, Judy! It's the only way!"
>>3712236
>Rated PG
>>3712225
See, that sounds like there's barely any reason for them not to hook up. If he's not even a lecturer, Calvin could just transfer to another class and there'd be no issues.
Except the issue of them figuring out how much lube they're going to need.
>>3712267
Is there chocolate in Zootopia?
>>3712236
fuckedbyaghost.jpg
>>3712251
>>3712250
Hey, love hurts. That's the point of love meaning something.
Calvin is young, he's out of his element, and he's learning about himself. Heartbreak and bad relationships are part of life, and Calvin will be okay.
If everyone decided life was not worth living after their first crush didn't work out, there'd be no Zootopia.
>>3712258
I had an idea. Giant fluorescent rainforest mushrooms illuminating nocturnal parks.
>>3712266
I mean there's a point where you're spurning his advances for so long that you really should just up and tell him you can't/won't fuck him. Because there's a point where he simply isn't getting the message without being told.
>>3712297
Im more curious if there are guns.
![maxresdefault[5].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/rxuwbrD.jpg "maxresdefault[5].jpg")
>>3712297
Clawhauser's doughnut looks to be chocolate frosted.
>>3711654
Freddy a cute
>>3712297
Considering it will probably kill a good amount of genuses, probably not. Imagine Nick or one of the wolves accidently eating chocolate.
>>3712266
What if I want Growlabjer to tear his heart out and THEN give him the dick
>>3712315
Well there's that gun bellwether used to fire a blueberry at Nick, so yes
>>3712306
that's actually very clever.
I was rewatching some scenes today and the elephant in the ice cream joint said
>what are you doing this time of the day here?
>aren't there ice cream joints in your part of the town?
Seeing how foxes are treated, I believe neon lights would be reserved for high street establishments, while shantytown would be illuminated by mushrooms, though it makes the city a bit grim.
>>3712315
>tazer pistols
>net-guns
>the fucking serum delivery guns
>>3712392
Adding "gun" to the end of the name doesnt make it a firearm.
>>3712392
>tazer pistols
>net-guns
>the fucking serum delivery guns
None of those are firearms.
>>3712354
I've been working under the assumption that anything a species doesn't eat IRL is okay as either a whole meal once in a while or as a small addition to a more appropriate meal in Zootopia. So you can have things like herbivores eating a bit of fish with their dinner, or a whole burga, as long as the rest of their diet is healthy.
So by these sorta rules, chocolate wouldn't be some nasty poison to a bunch of species, either.
>>3712354
That's what I was thinking, but for some reason I feel it would be more like diabetic, lactose intolerant and high pressure than outright banning it.
>>3712392
So...you're just trying to be difficult, then?
>>3712421
Her hands are so tiny. I want to hold them. I bet they are very soft.
>>3711742
Well that's what we all want to do!
>>3712315
>>3712421
I really don't think they have gun.
>millenia of peace
>they're not humans in animal skin and are actually smarter in terms of eschewing the violence and getting along (just look at how the well the city is designed and run holy shit)
>firearms report is too loud for animal senses - human operators are not advised to use guns indoors without protection, for animals guns would be a double-edged sword (inb4 silencers, probably never got around developing solid projectile firearms in the first place, let alone perfect them)
![Zootopia 2016 1080p BluRay x264 DTS-JYK.mkv_snapshot_00.29.52_[2016.06.26_00.19.07].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/99LzWlJ.jpg "Zootopia 2016 1080p BluRay x264 DTS-JYK.mkv_snapshot_00.29.52_[2016.06.26_00.19.07].jpg")
>>3712436
I think this is the best headcanon. Diets slowly became a bit more normalized as the species evolved together, but it's still far more healthy to eat one's natural diet.
Who needs a gun
When they can have a bun
>>3712471
So your argument is
>No, because.
Peace aside, there is still obviously crime.
>>3712487
who needs a gun
when they can be the bun
>>3712471
Ear protection motherfucker, use it!
>just caught up through Calvin saga all last thread/this thread
Honestly it's better than him not saying anything even if it hurts. Man Calvin that was so awkward though.
>>3712436
Also chocolate isn't the instakill nerve gas to canids that people think it is. If a dog eats a Snicker's, it's not going to keel over or even get incredibly sick.
>>3712479
>"Toot-toot and awayyyyy!"
>Judy flies off into the sky, riding on a rocket-blast of flatulence.
>>3712487
>>3712471
>millennia of peace
[Source Needed]
They don't eat each other, but there's a decent chance that different societies still turned to violence and wars. Even if it's one happy world government thing now.
>>3712519
>judy with aqua/cyan eyes
>>3712532
>why bother with complex technology when your body is suited for killing
The guns are for the small prey animals. Firearms are called the great equalizer for a reason.
>>3712471
A interesting take, but consider
>Millennia of peace might just be a lack of overt predation. What look like actual swords can be seen in a scene of the ZPD, which implies conflict at least up to the classical period
>This one might be right, but just rubs me the wrong way
>Deafening oneself with ear-plugs and the like might protect that with early firearms, and the loud and terrifying report might make them a asset on the battlefield, like they were in the real world
Greentexts! Get your greentexts Heeuuure! You want action? Adventure? Shipping? Lewds? Step right up and have your "Wilde"-est fantasies put into little green words you can read over and over again! I'm back from the last thread, and I didn't get to do everyone's ideas. Post em here! Also let me know if you want a long, draw out story, or just a quickie.
>>3712471
Suppressors don't really do jack shit against noise in reality. They reduce the decibel level from "a fucking gun" to "someone using a jackhammer outside your bedroom window". It's still really loud, the main benefit is there's no flash to give away your position.
>>3712526
>[Source Needed]
great meme, bro. It's just my headcanon, I only go by the statement in the movie, where they stated predators and prey agreed to live in peace several millenia ago, so I extended it to not being jerks to each other on a greater scale too.
>>3712510
Well bakers chocolate kills at low amounts, it depends on the type
>>3712479
>>3712526
Shit, the movie had a crime boss nearly kill characters by hypothermia a couple of times
>>3712521
Just go to a bun show
>>3712550
Oh I thought you were still doing the mummy wilde hustle.
I guess, Finnick and Nick pulling off a hustle to get themselves a van?
>>3711825
Does this guy have a boxing fetish or something? Lot of his art centers around it
>>3712538
he did say ANYTHING
>>3712272
It's still a bit unethical. He is lecturing and grading for the class, even if it is on a somewhat managed experience.
Besides, this is the first time Calvin has actually made a real overt advance
>>3712550
From the last thread
I need more Gideon and Travis.
Their relationship is the cutest.
![Zootopia 2016 1080p BluRay x264 DTS-JYK.mkv_snapshot_01.00.53_[2016.06.26_00.55.32].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/pXNxql8.jpg "Zootopia 2016 1080p BluRay x264 DTS-JYK.mkv_snapshot_01.00.53_[2016.06.26_00.55.32].jpg")
>>3712568
Bakers chocolate is practically pure cocoa, though, and tastes HORRIBLE. It's meant to be used in tiny amounts relative to the dish. Sure, real-life dim-minded dogs will scarf it down because "OH! WOW! FOOD! HOLY CRAP IT'S FOOD!", but a sapient Zoot canid would have no problem avoiding it.
>>3712612
>yfw Calvin's only developing a crush because he thinks it'll help him get a passing grade
>>3712614
>>3712653
After this one will be new content
for whoever was asking: I in fact did not draw Remmy sporting an obvious protein-fiending boner while the girls playfully tease him about it
But I'm not ruling it out
I'm on a kick so expect more Pack Street stuff yet again today
![Zootopia 2016 1080p BluRay x264 DTS-JYK.mkv_snapshot_01.01.13_[2016.06.26_00.56.54].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/uysiMdG.jpg "Zootopia 2016 1080p BluRay x264 DTS-JYK.mkv_snapshot_01.01.13_[2016.06.26_00.56.54].jpg")
After watching for the 10th time, I came to conclusion that Zootopia is kino as fuck.
>>3712637
Well ya but I didn't think he was done. Didn't seem to really have an ending...
>>3712630
agree
>>3712665
Can't wait!!
>>3712670
I need more Pack Street in my life
>>3712566
Just because some predators and some prey evolved past the hunter/hunted relationship at some point in time is no cause to think it was an instantaneous global phenomenon. In fact, such a mode of thought likely had to defend as well as conquer in order to establish itself, and that means violent conflict.
Even we humans, today living in one of the most peaceful periods of our history, still confront our differences with violence instead of reason, and that's exactly what the movie's on about.
>>3712665
Ah so its still going. Ok, rock on writeperson!
>>3712670
I still want a picture of Bunanon angrily defending Red from Avo.
>>3711825
Look at Judy with that peek-a-boo style.
>>3711654
Oooh yeah, that's some good stuff.
I really like how you're incorporating bits of actual animal behavior into the story, definitely gives it a Zootopia feel, like the wolves howling and Judy's nose twitching in the movie.
>>3712702
>one of the most peaceful periods of our history
not as long as you ameritards have access to fucking handheld WMDs
>>3712566
>It's just my headcanon
If we're discussing what Zootopia would be like, I don't think "because I want it this way" is a good justification. Fine for what you think, but why would you even enter the conversation?
>>3712550
>it was a sunny autumn day in Zootopia
>the trees were almost bare and the street cleaning crews were scurrying about assorting fallen leaves into big colourful piles of gold, red and yellow hues
>tender smell of gentle autumn wind brought first hints of the coming winter from the north
>rays of the setting sun danced and flickered on polished windows of skyscrapers, deflecting and dispersing warm sunshine like a prism
>small crowd gathered around classical rodentia orchestra - probably their last performance this year
>soothing sounds of the cello symphony blended with habitual hum of the city activity, creating its own, unique symphony of Zootopia
>suddenly, rape
>>3712678
>Budget and proposal on every binder
>Other mammals in the distance populate the scene
>The different type of buckets, based on heights
>That fur
SO MUCH DETAIL
Nick and Judy should start a family
>>3712697
I wonder if Martina would be able to help Calvin snap out of his Labjer obsession and maybe focus on someone more in his range.
And I wonder if Calvin would maybe help Martina get over some of her hangups, too.
>>3712717
>implying I'm American
You just proved the point, mate.
>>3712268
I read this in Rick's (Rick & Morty) voice.
>>3712697
>Pack Street Boys
>>3712670
I am 100% in favor of more pack street stuff. Quick question though, where does Rex live? Is it in the apartment building with Remmy? Is he even on pack street or does he just work there?
>>3712614
>Momma Wilde Hustles Cub nick out on webcam.png
>>3712721
to read your passive-aggresive condescending posts of course
>>3712734
I feel like actually canonically crossing OCs like that is a dangerous game.
At least personally as an author I've avoided any characters I don't have direct and utter control over (barring a one-off joke)
>>3712678
>kino
I have no idea what that is.
>>3712717
>handheld WMDs
Kuntzman plz go.
>>3712678
Love the framing of Nick there
>>3712751
Rex lives at an unspecified address in Pack Street. Remmy doesn't know where but it's definitely not his apartment block.
>>3712707
>>3712781
Cool, thank you.
>>3712769
That really seems like the best plan
>>3712779
>filename
>>3712798
>>3712550
None of the ones from the last thread were good?
>>3712798
Say no to awoo
>>3712603
As a boxerfag myself, I like it!
>>3712778
I think it's a /tv/ meme. They call any movies they like kino, to highlight how sophisticated they are about their elitist tastes.
>>3712807
>Nick shoots
>hot brass falls on Judy's head and burns her fur
Bravo, artist
>>3712807
Should be:
>nick and judy demonstrate improper trigger control.png
>>3711943
Oh wow this is amazing. Any idea who the artist is?
>>3712847
AWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>3712841
they're clearly on a range you dumb fuck
>>3712716
Thanks! Yeah, the animal behavior is a bit of a favourite of mine, since it adds a whole new exploratory phase to relationships and makes each character that much more unique. Plus it's been educational - I never realized how large and strong beaver dams were, or that they were such strong and confident swimmers before I started doing research. They can apparently hold their breath for 15 minutes, twice as long as sea otters!
>>3712841
They are literally shooting their guns. They've got it right.
>>3712829
Shells actually eject with a strong lateral force. They go farther outwards than they do downwards.
>>3712665
>The bus ride home was much more worrisome. Mrs. Wilde feared that the jumbo pop would melt, but to her surprise it was still very much intact by the time the two of them got home.
>Once inside, she hauled the pop up several flights of fire exit stairs to the roof of the building. She beckoned to Nick below.
>"Sweetie go inside and grab the biggest jars from inside the cupboard."
>Nick, still in the elephant costume, did so and came back out lugging three large jars behind him.
>"Good sweetie, now position them right....there" She pointed to a spot on the sidewalk where water would drain when it rained.
>Nick complied. He still had no idea what was going on or how this was going to help them eat.
>Mrs. Wilde positioned the jumbo pop on the roof so that it was in direct sunlight, and so that when it melted, the juice would drain into the jars below.
>Half an hour later, Nick had three jars filled with blue juice. He dipped his finger in one, tasted it, and was disappointed to learn that it was blu-raspberry flavored.
>Mrs. Wilde descended the stairs.|
>"Good job Nick!" She said, sliding the hood of the elephant costume off his head.
>"What are we going to do with all this juice?"
>"Help me bring it inside and I'll show you"
cont.
>>3712880
Beaver blowing otters underwater and not coming up for air when?
Do you guys think the animals in Zootopia think of eating meat as a thing only preds do? As shown here, ALL animals love meat, even the "herbivores". https://youtu.be/qkQ7o-gWWng
>>3712841
You're really fucking stupid, huh? I'm not even entertaining this being bait. I just know deep down that you need help tying your shoes in the morning and remembering to breathe throughout the day.
>>3712905
>cracked
I aint clicking that shit
>>3712861
Come on man you're gonna get us all fined!
>>3712860
It's to protect their delicate temples
>>3712630
I like that look of "ah ain't hurtin ya, am ah?"
>>3712896
Ohh, she's going to turn it into ice cubes to rub on her snatch and gt Nick to lick it off, I get it.
>>3712820
The last thread was bound to die soon. Sorry if I didn't get to yours. I hopped ship
