ERP THREAD: PRE-DRINKS EDITION
>>3705442
>>3705442
MIKU CONCERT STARTS AROUND 8-9PM CST
The bar was abuzz with excitement at the approaching concert. The famous idol ‘Hatsune Miku’ was set to take the stage at 8:00pm CST. Tickets sold out months in advance as thousands clamored to see the idol in action. Thankfully, you are one of the lucky few to have received a VIP pass which got you not only into the concert, but also the before and after party. The Event organizer rented out the entire bar for the night. Expensive liquor sat on shelves and was poured into shot glasses to be hammered back by beautiful men and women alike. Some had already taken the partying a little to far and might not make it to the concert, having passed out in their seats and in the washrooms. Still, the drinks came hard and fast. The mix of cold drinks and a malfunctioning air conditioning in the bar quickly led to clothes being discarded. While it was usually a no clothes no service policy in the bar, since it had been rented out the atmosphere was less stringent than the usual. Woman hired by the concert organizer were offering body shots in Miku branded swim wear, men pounded back drinks with reckless abandon. It wasn’t long before there was more skin on display then the nearby strip clubs could even manage, and the real party hadn’t even started yet.
>>3711241
Rape!?
>>3711177
>>3711201
TO BE BEATING OFF, AND BANNED INSTEAD
WE CAN GO HOE TO HOE IN THE MIDDLE OF A THREAD
Hello, and welcome to the Stray Sheep. You can call me Boss. All drinks tonight are on the house as per the rental contract with 'AOG events ltd' for tonight's 'Hatsune Miku' concert. Please have a seat.
>>3711154
That's...reassuring? Teamwork is magic!
>Hint hint
>>3711241
That math seems strenuous at best
>>3711243
And here I thought you and the goat lady were worried about me!
Now I've got to go prepare, see everyone soon!!
>slams the bar door open
YEEEAAAH! Drinks! People! Party! This is what I live for! Gimme the strongest stuff ya got!
>>3711363
I don't think there's a drink out there that can match your gourd
Miku x Nui when
>>3711298
FUCKING WITH ME CAUSE I'M LIKE A PRESCHOOLER
WITH NO IDEA WHAT TO RHYME WITH SCHOOLER
>>3711207
>Working as one of many bartenders tonight, Karl casually cleans out shot glasses, and various other equipment. When he is finally finished cleaning everything up he wipes down the bar in front of him as he waited for patrons
>>3711156
>Sighs happily once he knows she's happy, he lets himself relax. When he feels the vibrations coming from her he lets out a happy sigh as he relaxes further. Feeling her large tongue pressing against him prompts him to lick her tongue again in a playful manner.
Hello.
>>3711309
"Question!" From a comfy stool, Trixie darts her hand up and waves it around to get the barkeeper's attention. "Is there non-alcoholic drinks?"
>>3711415
Cooler.
>>3711415
Bueller
Is Parsee still lurking?
>>3711436
Yeah, but how the fuck do I make cooler fit? I'm not a ponyfucker.
>>3711433
Bleach
>>3711207
>>3711309
Woo drinks!
>Kogure ran through the door in his small, red dress that barely went half way down to his knee and black stockings with red high heels on. He slammed his hand in the bar as he took a seat and waved for a drink.
Give me your strongest mixed drink you can concoct!
>>3711023
>Kogure shook his hips as they teased his backside. He bit his lip while he stroked their shaft.
>>3711062
Oh, yeah, sure.
>Takes note of what to do to win.
>>3711081
>Kogure blushed lightly as the not suddenly picked him up. He slowly kicked his feet in the air and smiled at them in their arms. He snuggled up close to the friendly boy before returning a kiss onto their cheek.
>>3711101
Nuh uh!
>>3711363
>The bartender hands the girl a shot glass with a a spoonful of sugar resting on the rim of the glass along with a bottle of green liquor
Here ma'am. One order of
absinthe.
>the bartender pours the drink over the sugar, melting it into a mix till the shot glass is full
>>3711433
>The bartender, noticing the voloptious woman's order mixes her up a Virgin sex on the beach before having it taken over to her.
>>3711415
SEARCHING MY THREAD, LOOKING FOR THE CP
THINKING EVERY ANON WANTS LITTLE BOY'S PPS
>>3711363
Does anybody RP Assassin (Shuten Douji)?
I DEMAND A DRINKING CONTEST BETWEEN LOLI ONI ALCOHOLICS.
>>3711478
>The boy snuggles up with you and sighs before closing his eyes and falling asleep.
>>3711504
>tfw the spirit of eazy e is who got Iowa banned
>>3711478
>I take his hand off my shaft and bend him over
Ready? Or do you want to lube it up with your mouth?
>>3711523
So just curious, did Iowa only get banned because someone has it out for her? I've seen lots of loli posting far more explicit than Cag was in the last few days, and nothing happened to them.
I'm ignoring the sperging as anon, whatever; I still miss her RPing.
>>3711504
YOU'D RATHER SEE (THIS USER HAS BEEN BANNED)
THAN MAKING MY GRAFT DEEPTHROATING SOME SHAFTS
>>3711207
>Rek'Sai was confused at the fuss in the area and ran into a few walls before managing to enter the bar and sat down on top of one of the tables, crushing it with her weight. She shook her head back and forth in her confusion as she wondered what was going on.
>>3711416
>Rek'Sai made an odd noise at his return licking before her larger wet muscle wandered into his mouth and filled it rather easily.
>>3711523
>Iowa got banned for Cag
>There is a Tewi and Suika in the thread at this very moment who have both posted far worse before
o i am laffin
>>3711547
Well unless she made it clear I don't think anyone knew that was her.
>ingests copious amounts of tequila and curls up under a table
>>3711547
Iowa is a goof that doesn't realise how easy it is to get away with evading, you just have to not admit you got banned when you do it.
>>3711570
I've posted worse multiple times in the last 24 hours alone.
Inb4 banned.
>>3711582
>Cums on to spite Kurisu
>>3711478
>The bartender took out a fish bowl, a literal fishbowl. Into the mix he poured some nerds candies and shark gummies as decoration followed by a third of a bowl of white rum, grenadine, orange juice, vodka and lemon-lime soda before affixing it with a tiny umbrella and straw
Here you are, enjoy!
>>3711582
>joins you under the table.
>>3711582
>Curls up with the Kenny under the table.
Tequila is the worst shit I've ever had in my life.
I cannot name a worse substance.
>>3711482
"Ooh!" Trixie marvels at the display of the cocktail and happily tips the glass onto her lips. "Fruity! Bartender! The Great and Powerful Trixie is waiting for a man with a black comedy mask. Can you tell your staff to keep an eye out for him?" She takes another light sip as if she already got the answer she wanted.
>>3711582
So I never actually figured it out
Is Kenny a boy or a girl?
>>3711582
That better have been 100% de agave.
>>3711619
Never had Tequila, but I had a martini. Fucking dry as hell and just awful.
>>3711559
The bartender was stunned at the strange creature even moreso than the skeleton who rented out the bar in the first place, yet sure as sugar there was a vip badge attached to the creature.
C-can I get you anything?
>>3711622
With pleasure mam
>The bartender gave a short bow in response, walking around to several of his staff to inform them to keep an eye out for the specific customer.
>>3711478
Uh huh, don't lie to me.
Unless you want to get teased some more.
>>3711386
Don't hurt to try, do it? Wahaha! Either way I'm getting hammered!
>>3711482
>The little girl, completely ignoring the shot glass, grabs the bottle of liquor and begins to ruthlessly chug it. When the bottle is about half empty, she lowers it and lets out a relieved sigh.
Ahhhh~! Hey! That's pretty refreshin'!
>>3711515
Who? Nahhh, the only one who could keep up with me is Yuugi! Maybe! Wahaha! But I'd like to see them try!
>>3711605
>Absorbs it into her skin
>>3711619
>wraps around the Kurisu's neck like a scarf
>>3711518
>Kogure wrapped his arms around the boy and ran his fingers through their hair as he watched over them.
>>3711533
>Kogure happily bent over for the man and wagged his plump rear at then with a grin.
I'm fine with either way.
>>3711614
>Kogure clapped his hands together excitedly at the sight if the drink and chuckled to himself. He took a sip with the straw and let go with a satisfied sigh.
Thanks, I'll enjoy this. A lot.
>He went back to draining the large container as the waterline ever so slowly dropped while he drank his delicious beverage.
>>3711668
"Great! And keep these coming, will you?" The mare picks off the orange slice sitting on the glass lid and bites the fruit off its rind. Her tail shifts behind as she awaits her partner, or anybody wanting to give her company.
>>3711710
Going to get hammered? Jesus I wonder what it takes to get you even close to that.
>>3711619
cuq.
>>3711559
>He's pleasantly surprised when her tongue presses into his mouth. Soon his lips close around her large tongue squeezing it softly as his tongue rubs against her much larger tongue. As their soft appendages mash together he gets a get a good of her.
>>3711549
BEAT THE THREAD OUT OF SHAPE
AND WHEN I'M FINISHED BRING THE YELLOW TAPE
(I couldn't think of anything for this line fuck me)
>>3711772
How're you doin' tonight Toph?
>>3711710
>A mix of shock and slight surprise crosses the bartenders face as he watches the woman pound the absinthe back recklessly. The half she just drank was already a hundred dollars worth and probably would have given most people alcohol poisoning.
G-glad you enjoyed it... Let me know if you need anything else.
>>3711730
My pleasure.
>>3711737
>Boss nodded at the mare's request, ensuring a steady stream of drinks was sent over.
>>3711730
>>3711730
>I grip his hips, and prod his ass with my member
Dry it is then!
>>3711798
I don't know, you?
>>3711668
>Rek'Sai tilted her head at him as she made a curious noise followed by her usual clicking. She opened her large maw and pointed into it with a claw while a rumbling came from within her large body.
>>3711763
>Rek'Sai's writhing muscle soon made way down his throat as he held onto it before she pulled it back into her own mouth and huffed at him. She pushed her muzzle against his mask as she playfully nibbled on his head with her large cavernous mouth almost completely covering his head.
>>3711790
We made a good try of it but it's an awkward song to shitpost rewrite.
>>3711819
A little out of sorts, I'm just here watching as everyone seems to be getting trashed, and here you are, looking surprisingly sober too. Snag ya a drink?
>>3711854
(We missed the perfect opportunity)
I DON'T KNOW IF THEY FAGS OR WHAT
BAN ANOTHER ANON FOR LOLIS AND BUTTS
(Alright we gave it our best)
I would like to remind our patrons, not to take out your ID. Your VIP badge is good enough in the current environment since this is a closed function.
>>3711851
>Boss looked around nervously for one of his staff members before spotting one. Frantically he muttered to her.
'tell the cook to work overtime and drain the chicken wing supply, just keep that creature well fed and we'll see if we can get it black out drunk before it breaks any more furniture'
>He turned back to the lumbering form of the creature, patting his sweating forehead with a white handkerchief
Ah-ha-ha... your food will be right out momentarily until then please enjoy a tasty beverage on the house...
>>3711882
>She turns her face towards you and gives you a smirk.
Oh, trying to get a girl as young as me drunk?
>>3711715
>Eats the panda.
>>3711882
>>3711956
Sir, I'm going to have to ask you to not get the younger bar goers blind dr-
oh...
Oh my, excuse me...
>the bartender quickly shuffles off
>>3711433
... You don't do alcohol?
>>3711851
>Moans lightly as he gags on your large tongue as it presses into his throat. His lips clasp around her tongue a bit harder. When her tongue finally withdraws from his mouth he licks his lips. He pushes back against her he muzzle. When her mouth opens up taking in a portion of his head he tenses up a bit.
>Kogure was well into draining half his ridiculously large drink with a big dopey grin on his face and his tail swaying behind him as he sat on the stool.
>>3711812
A-Alright.
>Kogure bit his lip and tried to prepare himself as he wiggled in anticipation. He reached back and grabbed his ass as he spread it for them.
I see everyone's having more fun than me, as usual
>tfw still no powerbottom bull to play with
>>3712032
>I force my member into his tight asshole and give his butt a little pinch
You're cute when you're bent over!
>>3712035
Well that's certainly true.
>She sits up and smiles at you.
Sure, I've never been to a bar so I'll take whatever you recommend!
>>3712001
"Trixie's body is a temple, Anonymous! She won't taint it with drugs, alcohol, nor even meat! But that's just because she is a pony. Plus, the last time she drank, she vomited over DMG's and passed out on them."
>>3712092
Ah. So you're a light weight. Then I understand.
Would've been fun to see DMG like that. Although I can imagine she didn't appreciate it herself.
>>3712092
I feel kind of dirty for wanting to make love to her temple. Am I wrong foor thinking that?
Do you want some more?
>>3711901
>Rek'Sai huffed and lowered her large hand back down onto the ground with a thump. She made a few strange bark-like noises at him before her long tongue slid across her sharp teeth.
>>3712018
>Rek'Sai made her laughing imitation noise with his head in her large, gaping mouth. After covering him in a large amount if her saliva, she stopped her mouthing and rested her bottom jaw on top of his head.
>>3712092
No meat?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hne5a_jkdyw
>>3712140
He's back!
>>3712055
Bulls aren't for playing, sillly. They're all aggressive and hate red things!
Huh... I expected more...
>>3711975
>Gets slurped up like spaghetti.
>>3712179
Yummy~
>>3712140
HOLY FUCK! BARTENDER BOT! YES, I WANT SOME MORE!
>>3712157
Mud soda?
>She gives a confused look before changing it to a giddy smile.
That sounds fucking amazing.
>>3712072
>Kogure yelped as the man penetrated him with her thick shaft. A low, trembling moan passed by his lips as his tight walls squeezed their length that dragged along his inside.
>>3712168
........... I'm still gonna fuck it.
>>3712237
>I reach to his underside and wrap my hand around his member, rubbing it to the rhythm of my pumping
Enjoying it?~
>>3712156
>soon after the boss left a practical mountain of chicken wings, fries and other bar foods were rolled out in a cart, piled high and placed infront of the creatures sharp jaws. Several bottles of vodka had also been emptied into a tub for the creature to drink from
>>3712157
>boss placed the mud soda on a tray and had it sent over to the couple's table in short order
(Yo what a happening guys and girls? I just got off a work. Time to just chill and shet. How's everyone?)
>Mei
>>3712163
(not actually him, just filling in)
>>3712203
>he fills a glass for her
Odds get breeding
Evens play vidya
Dubs shitpost
>>3712125
"...Sure, a light weight," Trixie dismissively rolls her eyes and takes another sip of her drink, "DMG didn't it mind it, though she probably saw it coming."
>>3712128
"Not at all, Anonymous! Plenty of men have left their spunk in Trixie's temple!"
>>3712158
"Well, of course Trixie eats -that- kind of meat. It's probably her favorite."
>>3712341
Seems like you're breeding
>>3712231
Yeah, you take a look at all the things that go into it and it sounds disgusting. But when you actually drinking it, it's amazing.
>>3712291
>He raises a hand in thanks to the Boss before taking it off the tray. He takes a quick whiff and hands it to her.
Looks alright to me, everything's there, the ice cream, the chocolate milk, and the root beer.
>>3712341
Guess bun is open for business.
>>3712377
I have made a terrible mistake.
>>3712400
Now are we getting girl buns or boy buns?
Here's that cocktail you ordered anon. I hope tonight has everything you want!
>>3712300
>Boss slides over a mixed drink with iceberg vodka, lemonade, and blue curacao
>>3712378
>Boss nods sheepishly at the customer as he accepts the drink
>>3712400
>the boss slides down an 'orgasm' with baileys irish cream
for your busy night ahead miss
>>3712413
There aren't enough Shotewi pics for me to boybun with images that match up but I guess I'd be down for that.
>>3712418
Hello ther-
Wait, are those horns?
>>3712156
>Still tense in his confusion, feeling certain the large Creature won't hurt the small man, yet remains unsure. When she pulls her maw off her head he lets out a pleasant sigh, smiling while nuzzling his wet face into her neck.
>>3712378
Well I won't have any trouble with that first part~
>She takes the glass and brings it to her lips and start to take a sip. Her eyes light up and she starts to chug it all down. The girl slams the cup on the table and wipes her face.
So what are you having?
>>3712441
Girl buns will do fine
(desu shitposting buns is best, that fuck the police rendition was fun to do)
>>3712344
Not sure if you sound like a fun drunk or a troublesome one.
But, well, you can be a lot of fun sober too, I'm aware.
>>3712442
>The girl reddened as she noticed where your eyes were going, her free hand nervously feeling one of the horns.
"They sure are. Do you like them?"
>>3712288
>Kogure moaned aloud as his member throbbing from their stroking. His twitching shaft leaking pre onto their hand while he nodded.
Yes, very much.
>>3712178
More?
>>3712430
>Mei grabs the drink and looks at it for a moment. She didnt drink whatsoever... But what harm could it do? She took a sip of the drink and grimaced slightly before shaking her head slightly. This was strong stuff. At least to her anyway. She glanced around at everyone else, wondering if she noticed any one familiar.
>>3712203
>respawns under the table
>>3712456
>He laughs at the joke. Watching her chug down the entire glass, he claps.
Impressive. You know, I'm glad you're so blasé with the whole being blind thing, I like not having to watch my wording. But I'm not drinking anything for the moment, I thought I'd just take in the sights tonight. Chat up the crowd a bit, you know?
>He takes a seat opposite her and slowly reclines.
So what brings you out here, Toph?
>>3712430
>She grasps the glass in her hand, brings the rim of it to her lips and suddenly whips her head back downing it in one go as if trying to boast confidence...
>Which is completely betrayed by her spending the next 10 seconds coughing and licking at her arm to get the aftertaste out of her mouth.
Well to work then.
>Swiveling on her stool Tewi faces out toward the room with her legs agape and a smirk on her lips.
>>3712476
Right-o how do you want to do this then? Impatiently bend me over something and fuck me silly or push me to my knees and fuck my mouth?
>>3712513
>I grip his member tighter, as if to milk him
Want me to milk you, you little minx?
>>3711458
Here, just was playing some CS;GO and couldn't look at chrome since it would kill my computer.
>>3712509
... Kinda, sure.
>He takes her drink and sips it while looking at her horn for a few moments longer, then lowers his gaze to the rest of her body.
There are plenty of nice things about you, though.
>>3712478
"She could count as fun!" She chimes, "If you don't mind the vomiting and passing out, that is. Sober Trixie will always be much more fun, though."
>>3712509
I think they do nicely with your look.
Hello there, I have returned~
>>3712291
>Rek'Sai sniffed at the food before she started to devour a large amount with each mouthful, swallowing it whole without chewing one bit. She dunked her head in the tub of alcohol and took a large swig of it as she hacked and hissed after drinking some of it before going in for more.
>>3712453
>Rek'Sai purred louder as she tightened her coiled body around him. She rested her head on her arm and let a big sigh-like breath out as she rested.
>>3712589
Eh fuck it, I'll fuck your throat
>I push you onto your knees, and place your hand on my crotch
You hungry?~
>>3712602
I guess you could... but a passed out Trixie sounds a little boring. Just lying there and not doing anything. It'd be a nice chance to grope you, I suppose, but it'd still be a bit dull.
Yeah, I'd prefer a sober Trixie too.
>>3712574
Well I was coddled my whole life so making people watch their words is the last thing I want to do.
>Her head follows you as you make your way to the seat.
I was bored all day so I just craved some sort of human interaction. Why are you sitting all the way over there? Sacred I'll bite?
>>3712631
Oh welcome back Tobiichi, the bar is open if your intrested
>>3712589
>the boss smirked at the girl's reaction until she spread her legs to the room. He was about to chastise her until the skeleton's words popped into his head "LET THEM DO WHAT THEY WANT AND I'LL PAY FOR IT AFTER".
>>3712650
>The bartender shuddered at the terrifying scene, calling for the kitchen to double up on all the food as more and more carts of food and drink were wheeled out.
Ooh, a bar? I'm quite interested, what do you recommend? In the sense of wine, after all~
>>3712592
Please, do it while you pound my ass.
>Kogure panted lightly as he bucked his hips and pushed back to make his ass slap against their hips.
>>3712656
"What a strange thing to say, Anonymous." Trixie narrows her eyes and extends a flattened palm over her drink as a precaution as she turns around on her bar stool to face the Anon. "You're not planning to slip anything into the drinks here, are you? Because saying things like will just put the girls on their toes."
>>3711748
Iuno! I'mma find out! Wahaha!
>>3711806
Yeah, get me another!
>The little girl orders another before she even finishes her current one. She knocks back the bottle and downs the rest of the liquor without a care in the world. Once she finishes, she finally notices the shot glass he had prepared for her.
Ooh! What's this?
>Without waiting for an answer, she takes the shot and, delightfully surprised at its taste, smiles wide.
Wait, wait! Get me more of whatever this is!
>>3712655
>Licking her lips her eyes glisten in the dim lighting as she looks up and down your body, her childlike hand tracing the presence of your manhood through your attire.
Hmm, always mister. Especially when it comes to savouring something like this.
>With a smirk she leans forward, nuzzling her face into his crotch.
>takes a seat and waits for company
>>3712787
>takes a seat and waits for death
>>3712661
I just didn't want to presume by sitting right next to you. But if you'd like, I could move back, sit up close and personal. That was a pretty neat trick though, following me all the way around the table with your head.
>He starts to smile, until he realizes she can't see it and opts to laugh a little instead.
And as for boredom, now that just won't do. Haven't you ever heard of making your own fun?
>>3712745
Alright, I'll do it for you cutie~
>With one hand on his hip, and the other on his member I began to milk his prick using his pre as lube
>>3712600
>Her flush only deepend as his gaze sank. She drew her shoulders in, clasping her hands at her hips. Her nervous shuffle only helped push out her breasts for him as she returned his stare.
"Is that so? Won't you say what those are?"
>>3712616
I try! I'm a professional maid, you know.
>>3712722
Oh you would have to talk to the bartender about that, but I hear their red wine is marvelous
>>3712720
>After drinking more than half her weight in alcohol, Rek'Sai downed one last tub of drink and recklessly tossed it behind her like a regular glass. She hiccuped before a large belching came from her gut. She wobbled sitting up straight before toppling over and knocking a cart over.
>>3712722
>the boss carefully hands the white-haired woman a glass of Paul Jaboulet Ainé Hermitage La Chapelle
>>3712771
>Still in shock from the girls easy handling of an entire bottle of absinthe, the bartender pours an entire bottle into a fishbowl glass and adds an appropriate amount of sugar before passing it over to the girl along with a clean bucket.
H-here you go... the bucket is just in case you... don't feel well later on...
>>3712771
>>3712245
But thaaat's... Eeeeh.
>>3712722
Go for the Pururuto.
>>3712772
>I put a hand behind her head, pressing her against my crotch
Better get comfortable, you're gonna be here for a little while~
>With my other hand I unzip my pants and let my member flop out and rest on top of her head
Like the view? I sure do~
>>3712818
It's not a trick, I just heard your foot steps. Also feel free to sit where you want, I don't run this place.
>She reclines and puts her feet on the table.
How do you make your own fun?
>>3712877
Where's the "Fat Sweaty Otaku" drink? It tastes like tendies and shame.
>>3712834
>I tap the maid on the shoulder
Hey, I'm anon! I like your horns, they look good on you!
>>3712836
Ah, thank you anon, I will when I see them~
>>3712865
>She takes the bottle of Chapelle and slowly uncorks the bottle, before 'accidently' beginning to slowly pour the liquid down her clothes in front of him
Ah, it seems I got it all over me~ <3
>>3712877
Only if you feed it to me, anon, mouth to mouth~
>>3712915
>He takes a moment to watch her accidentally pour the whine onto herself
Uh... do you want us to drink that off you?
>Mei takes her jacket off and places it aside. She wasn't planning to sweat. She took another sip of the cocktail and grimiced again. She was unsure how people could drink this sort of stuff but in the end never questioned it.
>>3712834
Ah! It's you. It's your master. I know this may seem unsanitary in a place like this, but how could I repay you for that "treatment"?
>>3712787
>Kogure falls out of his stool as he made a move towards them and giggled to himself on the floor.
>>3712824
>Kogure's legs trembled beneath him as they stroked his shaft in their grip and bit his lip to try to stifle his lewd sounds.
>>3712858
>fear flew across the boss' face as the creature toppled over. Walking up to it carefully he placed a hand on it before taking several steps back. He instructed several staff members to clean up around the creature and had a blanket placed over it.
>>3712787
>>3712809
>Slams down a pair of Baltika 7's for the two anons sitting at the bar
>>3712915
>Boss didn't show it, yet he nearly had a small stroke as the woman poured the drink over herself. That bottle was extremely expensive
>>3712906
The monsters aren't impooortant enough to get driiinks...
>>3712915
I caaan... Um... I'm not sure I can do thaat..
>>3712834
Well, if I were to list everything...
>His gaze moves slowly down her body, starting at her chest and then moving over her belly and reaching her hips and groin, then moves equeally slowly back up to her chest again and settling on her bosom.
Might take a while. But I can name a few things.
That outfit suits you nicely. Really brings out your pleasant body. And of course your breasts are quite eye-catching.
>>3712964
Not fond of the taste?
>A younger looking man takes a seat besides Mei, chuckling as he glances at her expression
Trust me, it tastes better the more you drink it.
>>3712897
>He clacks his shoes together and shrugs. He stands back up, and walk back over next to her before sitting down again, leaning back.
Still not used to the whole "nicely dressed" thing.
>He looks around the room at the people in various states of dress and undressed.
Apparently it was overkill to show up looking tidy. Anyways, making your own fun? It's easy, you just do whatever you feel like doing. Like you right now, putting your feet up on the table and having a chat.
>>3712952
Oh my, anon, don't be silly
I want you to press your tongue on my smooth skin and show me how much you love it~!
>>3712988
Oh well, have you got anymore of those bottles? I seem to have spilt mine~
>>3713007
Plutia, lick it off me~
>>3712748
Heh. No, no, no, I'm not planning anything with the drinks! I even said I prefer you sober.
Really, I was trying to compliment your body. A little disappointing that you didn't pick up on that.
>>3712890
>Your length atop her face elicits a happy giggle as the scent fills her nose, her lips part and her tongue slides over the skin and she gently motions her head back and forth before drawing her tongue back in and planting a tender kiss at the underside of his shaft.
Mmmhmm~
>She hums in response, her cheeks ablush with growing arousal
I love seeing cocks so close.
>>3712978
>I take my hand off of his hip and put it on his face and squeeze his cheek
You don't have to stifle your moaning cutie! I know you like it~
>I place my hand back on his hip and thrust my member deeper into his tight anus
>With the other hand, I begin to milk him with a little more vigor
>>3713007
Guess I'll just have to make one
>Anon throws a cup of Dew, 30 Doritos (cheesy), 3 trendies, one cup of shame, a dash of self loathing, 3 gallons of sweat, an unhealthy obsession with a fictional character, some weeb games, a dollop of dependency and 6 grams of neckbeard hairs into a bowl and mixes it around. Then the takes the mixture and drinks it
Oh yeah. That's fucking disgusting, just the way I like it.
>>3713046
Uwaaah~!
Are you okay, miss?
>A waiter came by, cringing at the waste of high-quality wine.
>>3713052
Of course you do, you're built for breeding after all~
>I lift my dick up and let it back down, smacking her face with it
Now are you just gonna play with it, or are you intending on doing something with it?
>>3713031
Not particularly. I can never understand how people can enjoy this.
>Mel smiled. She was glad to have a small bit of company.
The names Mei-Ling Zhou. But everyone calls me Mel. What's your name?
>>3712912
>She jumped a little as he touched her skin, turning to see who it was in the noisy club.
"Oh, thank you anon. That can't be all you'd bother with someone like me for, though. Can I get you something?"
>>3712968
"M-master! Aaaah,"
>She seemed to be having a bit of a meltdown in that skimpy club uniform, she certainly hadn't expected to see the young master in such a place.
"There's no need for that, I serve you at any cost!... But I'm sure there's somewhere at least a little private in here."
>She offered her hand, nodding towards the restroom.
>>3713021
>The maid slowly leaned in closer as he talked, letting her breasts hang out further and further, closer to those caught eyes of his.
"Oh, they are? Is that the drink talking? No wait..."
>She smiled wickedly under those horns of hers.
"Is it all talk?"
>>3712865
Thank ya!
>Suika smiles gleefully at the bartender as he pours her more alcohol, then proceeds to glug back the next bottle's worth of absinthe as easily as the first. A few short moments later and the little oni has easily chugged down the second serving of liquor. She lets out another big sigh of relief and shudders a bit.
Ahhhhaaaah~! ...Ahh? This is for if I don't feel well? Hmm... Let's change that.
>Suika pushes the bucket to him with a sly little grin, then rests her face on her hands while shooting him an expectant gaze.
>>3713046
>He leans in and starts with her stomach on her dress, licking up every place the whine stained her clothing
I cant press my tongue to your skin if your dressed...
you know, out of all the bars i seen, grillbys is still the best; bar none.
>>3713124
You could get me some time with your cute butt~
>I give her butt a little squeeze
Flattery aside, what's your name, I didn't catch it!
>>3713149
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aJNiSRqdCco
>>3713149
Don't you think you're setting the bar a little too high?
>>3713044
>She smiles with a small tint of pink on her pale face as you sit next to her.
Usually if a place requires me to dress nice I just don't show up.
>She then chuckles a bit.
Yeah I guess I do know a lot about that, with that said you must feel like you're wasting your time talking to me. I'm sure there are a lot of other girls willing to play with you.
>>3713113
Leon Gabel, nice to meet you Mei-ling. And, speaking just for myself here, downing a few glasses is a good way to unwind after a hard day. Know what I mean?
>>3712988
>Now disguised under the cover of the blabket, the large beast prowled about. Rek'Sai stumbled about the bar and ran into or over the obstacles her head bumped into. Soon she scratched at the floor and ended up digging a large hole into the floor of the bar as she burrowed into the ground, leaving the blanket behind while it covered the gaping hole for the unlucky bastard to walk over it.
>>3713149
The bartender is a little too fired up there, I need somewhere less heated.
>>3713048
"Oh," she removes her hand, "Trixie has grown custom to comments like that, Anonymous. If you really just want to grope her body then just ask! Something tells her not many people here would mind if you get a bit handsy." She flashes him a quick wink and smile before putting her chest out with a subtle jut forward. The azure bust pours over her showgirl corset as a tuft of fur trails down her bountiful cleavage.
>>3713124
>He raises an eyebrow and takes another sip of the drink she brought.
I haven't even had much of this thing yet. But...
>He sets the glass down and smirks.
... I do prefer when I can be more than just talk.
>He reaches forward and grabs her black, immodest bikini top and pulls it apart to let her breasts spill out into full view.
>>3713098
Ah, I'm completely fine, I just spilt a little on myself. Want to help me clean it off?~
>>3713130
Ah, don't be silly.. you must start with my legs, and work your way up~
Or alternatively, my breasts, and work your way down~ Undestand?
>>3713103
>An excited little squeal slips from her lips as your cock strikes her cheek but your words draw a different response, with a pout Tewi pulls back and plants her hands upon your waist and rests her lips against your glans.
You're in such a rush mister, but ok.
>And with that she wraps her lips around the tip of your shaft, gently suckling at your cockhead as her tongue eagerly circles around the sensitive flesh and lapping at your urethra.
>>3713169
ah; yes...
my other theme song.
>>3713170
maybe; i didn't have the time to drink this place in yet.
>>3713181
>Mei nodded.
I never drink. I just curl up with a good climatology book and read with snowball.
>She pointed to a little robot was asleep in a little holder on her back.
>>3713124
Pfffft. Don't worry too much about me; I just wanted to let off some steam. Now relax and let's have some fun, it's an order.
>As he took her hand, he used his other hand to slowly stroke her hair to try and coax her into thinking everything's fine.
>>3713057
>Kogure's moans soon slipped past his lips again after they squeezed his cheeks and he nodded at them. His chest heaved from his heavy breathing as their cock dragging along his constricting walls drove him mad.
>>3713240
I suppose it may not look like your kinda place. You seem more like a working stiff.
>>3713231
I pick breasts but how can I through your dress?
>His tongue begins licking the wine off her collar bone and working his way down while they sit at the bar
>>3713233
I didn't mean to rush you!
>I pull the lips of the bun off of my cock
Take all the time you need, I'll enjoy the show and I think you'll enjoy performing~
>>3712650
(Well this seems like a good place to end on, thanks for playing with me )
POST CARDS
>>3713231
Of course I would! Let me go fetch a towel.
>>3712344
Why do you think I forced those drinks down your gullet?
...Other than the sloppy drunk sex
>>3713273
(Later Karl.)
>>3713255
>The hand once resting on his hips is now on his breast, gently twisting and pulling the nipple
>With the other hand, I continue to try and milk his cock using a rhythmic yet vigorous method
>>3713177
>He looks at her, taken aback, and pokes her leg in the thigh.
If I felt like I was wasting my time, I'd've left already. Some people have patience, others don't.
>He leans back a little further and places his arms behind his head, getting comfortable.
Besides, a night off does you some good sometimes. Don't sell yourself short.
>>3713241
Oh, I didn't notice you had a friend already with you!
>He cracks a smile before taking a small sip of his own drink
I have to say, when I saw you from across the room, you didn't strike me as the bookish type. But now that I have a closer look at you, I guess I had the wrong impression, huh?
>>3713046
>>3713046
>Boss reluctantly hands over a second and last bottle of the vintage he had in stock, praying that it didn't go to waste
>>3713129
>with a concerned look the boss places a third bottle between the two of them, before stepping a few steps down to wash some glasses
I-is there anything I can still get you miss?
>>3713197
>The bartender shuddered at the thought of the repairs that they would need to have done before they could re-open the bar... still, he informed all his staff to avoid the blanket
>>3713295
"We had sex that night?"
>>3713215
Oh? Just ask? And here I was planning on talking my way into it with bits of flattery and remarks of appreciation for your body.
What a pleasant surprise.
>He smiles and slowly moves his hands to her supple chest, running his fingers gently across the blue mounds trapped in her tight corset and feeling her soft blue skin
Still, it is a beautiful body...
>He leans down and plants a tender kiss on each breast
>>3713208
i get it; you need to chill out, but not get snowdin at the same time, right?
>>3713263
yeah, i been putting my backbone into my work as of late. i'm no bonehead after all.
>>3713323
I was trying! But I quickly realized I didn't want to clean vomit AND cum stains.
>>3713290
I only ERP the most dangerous characters
>>3713290
Am I doing it right?
>>3713339
bone me daddy
>>3713215
Oh? Surprise, gorgeous~
I see you're enjoying yourself, and apparently giving others the chance to do something as huge as to just touch you! You must be a VERY generous dame to so something like that, sexy~
>>3713321
(Thanks you cuddly Nazi. I just post anthro whenever I'm not playing and talking ooc like this. Bye, bye.)
>>3713323
>>3713313
>Mei giggled.
I'm a climatologist. I may not look it but it's true. Its an easy mistake to make. And snowball is my companion. We go everywhere together.
>>3713357
https://jcw87.github.io/c2-sans-fight/
welcome to the bone zone kiddo
>>3713339
Yeah, I guess. You could always try to liven the place up with some comedy, I know you've got quite the funny bone and I've always found you humerus.
>>3713271
>The bunnyslut can't help but laugh at your reaction as she lunges back forward sliding your cock over her face as she plants her lips at the base of the underside of your cock and rapidly plants moist lascivious kisses over your length as she pulls back.
I don't mind silly. I was just teasing
>She says after planting one last kiss at your tip and just before she takes you back into her warm wet mouth, her lips wrung tight half way along your shaft as pleased hums vibrate against your skin while she appreciates the flavour.
>>3713269
>Tobiichi unhooks the straps going over her arms with a soft chuckle, as she moves it down to her waist, her eyes closing slightly towards you in teasing manner
Oh my, anon, you're rather insistant.. I'll allow you to press them onto my breasts then, be thankful~
>>3713293
Oh no, don't worry about that. I believe your shirt, hands or tongue will be better~
>>3713316
>As she takes it from your hands, she pulls out the cork from the bottle then begins pouring it into her glass.. before the anon she first replied to begins to lick at her, ultimately making her place the wine to the side, on its side, spilling the wine everywhere.. yes, that includes on your pants.
>>3713070
Woow.. You're good at this!
>>3713046
>gives a tentative lick
Nn..?
>>3713339
Yeah, it sometimes feels like a hotland there. And I need to lose some steam
>>3713312
>She recoils as you poke her.
W-well... that makes sense.
>She then looks straight ahead for a few moments before grinning and poking your inner thigh.
>all this wine play
Goddamn I'm so hard
>>3713377
Oh, smart, accomplished, and beautiful? I have to say little Snowball there is lucky he gets to be with you so often.
>Leon glances at the small robot, still napping in his holder
>>3713387
>I ruffle her hair
You had me fooled!
>I rest my hand on the top of her head
You're good at suckin you know that?
>I give her a pat on the head in approval
>>3713308
>Kogure's shaft twitched in their grip as it ached to burst while his climax built up more and more from their strokes. His moaning growing louder after each thrust that made his body shudder from the pleasure. A yelp cane from his quivering lips as they teased his sensitive nipples.
>>3713395
>his face lights up as she lets out her adorable chest, his tongue tracing along every inch of her skin down from her collar bone down across her breast, inch by inch going down row by row
>>3713316
>Still looking at him with a little smile, she points at the bucket.
Fill it.
>>3713325
"While that is nice to hear, it's just always better to skip right to it." Trixie picks her drink up from the counter and sips away as she runs her fingers through the man's hair. She shines a cute grin down at him when she feels his lips press against her skin and encourages him to do more with a firm press of his head. "Do you plan on doing more with this beautiful body?" She whispers, her voice low and sultry.
>>3713344
"Good choice! It was already confusing as it when she woke up."
>>3713367
"Hello, M! And he is just another admirer, so done mind him. Come sit!"
>>3713441
Oh fuck I think I'm gonna cum!
>I begin to milk his dick and pinch his nipple with more force, hoping to force him to climax before I release into his tight ass
>>3713417
>He jerks, not expecting her to poke him back.
H-hey! don't think I'll go easy on you just because you can't see me coming!
>He smiles back, turning slightly before poking her in the side.
>>3713158
>She smiled as he toyed with her, wishing the warmth of his touch had stayed just a while longer.
"That's a little faux pas among my kind, you know? But you don't need that to control me. You're our guest here, so you can have all the time you want.~"
>She leaned against him, forearms on his chest and ass on prominent display over her shoulder.
"Call me Lily, though. Not too subtle but neither are you, no?"
>>3713230
>She practically burst out her 'clothes' for you, succulent tan flesh spilling into plain sight, with perky little pink tits already reacting to the open air.
"That's more like it. Here you are, valued customer."
>She crawled into his lap, straddling the man and latching her arms around him, letting him feel the heat coming off her breasts.
"Will you be having anything else tonight?"
>>3713254
>The maid practically melted under his approving touch, weight spilling off of her shoulders before they were even in the bathroom. She looked her master over briefly, feeling that awful heat rising in her already. The rhythmic thumping of the club speakers and the little bit of alcohol certainly hadn't helped.
"If that's the case then absolutely, master."
>She held out her arms, grasping him and leaning back against the wall, burying him in her soft form.
"About that steam, then..."
Who be lurkin
>>3713395
My shirt will do fine then.
>He took off his shirt in a hurry to tend to her stains. The young waiter didn't mind that his toned upper body was exposed.
>>3713399
Aww, don't be like that.. you need to put more effort into it~!
>>3713437
Interested, anon? We could make the wine flow another colour if you play your cards right~
>>3713442
>Tobiichi lets out a soft sigh as her hand wraps around your head, pulling you closer so your face is pressed against her modest chest
Oh my, anon.. your tongue feels quite nice~ Maybe we can put that to use elsewhere..~
>>3713471
>Kogure couldn't hold it anymore from their stroking and thrusts. His twitching length spurt a few ropes of his seed into their hand and on the ground as his moans rose in pitch during his orgasm.
>>3713491
>>3713491
Hi.
>>3713483
I wouldn't have it any other way~
>She takes both her hands and starts to playfully poke your leg, the side of your torso and all over your abs.
>>3713510
>He gives her a nod, eager to please his winey date for the night as he finally reaches the sensitive spots on her modest chest
>>3713438
>Mei smiled and blushes a little.
Thanks Leon. Snowball is an invaluable partner. I'd be lost without him.
>Mei looked at her glass for a moment. She then there caution to the wind and took one heaving gulp of the cocktail. Her face made a number of different expression before she shook her head.
Ech... That was rather silly to try.
>>3713290
I'll be switching up characters bit by bit, for anyone who wants something specific. Hopefully start posting a little faster too, sorry for the delay to anyone in this maid thing! My stomach is fucking killing me but I know the answer is ERP.
>>3713510
Hmmm...well, I suppose that depends how much more you have in that bottle, then...and where it'll be ending up.
>>3713484
Sorry for being too brash, I just couldn't help myself...
>I nervously rub the back of my neck while looking down
Anyways, it's nice to meet you Lily! What do you do around here?
>>3713465
I could do many many things.
>He looks up at her briefly and grins, then returns his attention to her breasts as his hands squeeze them through her corset while his runs his tongue across a blue mound and leaves a glistening trail of saliva across her skin
I could love it and play with it. Fondle it. Grope it.
Or I could make sweet love to it... or ravish it.
>>3713439
>Setting into a rhythm Tewi rocks her head back and forth gliding her lips over his shaft while her moist slimy tongue graces every last bit of skin she can fit in her maw.
>As her little head sways along his shaft her ears droop forward in front of her face, the soft velvet fluff gently brushing against his groin as she sways.
>>3713395
>The boss angrily grips his bar rag and readjusts his glasses before swabbing down the bar in a huff.
>>3713449
Y-you can't be serious!
>He wanted to angrily protest and throw the girl out, yet he knew if he did, he would be violating his contract and wouldn't be paid for the nights events. So, with a begrudging sigh he took out 4 bottles and a bag of sugar, dumping all 4 bottles and half the bag into the bucket and mixing it with gusto before passing it over to the woman
h-here you go miss...
>>3713526
>He squirms and reels as you continue to poke him.
A-alright! That does it! T-time to whip out the big guns!
>Through the writhing, he leans forward and grabs hold of her feet before he starts to furiously tickle them.
>>3713535
>Leon had to place his hand on the bar to steady himself as he burst into a fit of laughter
Oh wow!...But yeah, that was silly. You're supposed to drink it in small sips so you can get used to the taste. And so you don't end up getting drunk in one sitting.
>>3713465
>Mr. M sat down in a particular way- all of his actions were done elegantly, swiftly, and confidently. He took a sip from a glass he had in his hand, winking in a charming manner as he peeks at your delightful breasts for just a second.
Water is my favorite poison, Ms. Trixie. It is the only poison that guarantees me absolute satisfaction. To resist the temptation of choosing a lower-quality, potentially dangerous poison is quite hard, but do you know what keeps this bag of handsome-ness in line? The beauty and sincerity of water, Ms. Trixie. This is also true when I choose my partners for several activities. You are my water in this case, gorgeous.
>>3713550
Unf~ You're gonna milk me dry if you keep this up!
>I playfully ruffle up her hair
>I lift up her ears
I want to see those eyes Missy!
>>3713484
Well... I think I'd like to have you.
>As she sits in his laps, he grabs her buttocks with both hands and holds on to them firmly.
You wouldn't happen to be on the menu?
>He leans into her neck and kisses her tan skin, then moves his mouth down as he kisses a trail down her body until his lips touch her breasts.
>>3713505
Aww, I guess you can't please everyone huh?~
Thanks for cleaning me up, cutie~
>>3713532
Aah.. Anon, be careful there~ I'm getting clean, I don't want to be too clean!
I simply wanted people to enjoy drinking and eating off me, it sounded fun~
(I'm also suddenly getting pretty tired).
>>3713538
Wine Insertion? That's very lewd anon~
>>3713579
Hmm? What's wrong? I didn't make that much of a mess did I?
>>3713583
>Mei joined in why his laughter.
I'm a clutz sometimes.
>Mei places the glass aside and turns to Leon.
So Leon? What can you tell me about yourself?
>>3713484
Lily...
I think I see you more than my maid. In your embrace right now, I see a beautiful lady. Don't think too harshly of your master, but I love you.
There's much I love about you.
>Even though his face wasstuffed in her large bosom, awarm blush still shined from hisface.
>>3713537
Who's on the far right?
Ah, Master... Is that really you?
>>3713624
I want to drink up every drop from your beautiful body... where should you shove my face to clean up next?
>He looks up like an eager doggy once he gets the last drop while she speaks
>>3713580
H-hey wait a minute!
>As you grab her feet she start to lightly beat at you with her fist only to stop and giggle uncontrollably when you tickle her most sensitive area. Her body wriggles around and her toes curl under your mercy.
N-no fair you jerk!
>>3713661
No, no it's not.
>>3713661
Good evening miss. I'm afraid i am not your master.
>>3713549
"All great things," she says absentmindedly, too focused on finishing her drink, only for another to replace it the moment the empty glass hits the table. She peeks down again and, feeling generous, she peels down her corset and exposes her dark blue nubs to the warm atmosphere. Just above the fabric, the two lightly jostle with an inviting bounce and beg for the same attention her flesh receives from his tongue.
>>3713587
Trixie brushes off the eloquent style of your actions with another taste of her fruity cocktail. "Did you have the paragraph lined out for Trixie, M? Or is it one of the many pickup lines jotted down in a little, black book?" She titters. " Either way, it's still a delight to hear! Thank you."
>>3713627
"Hmm, nothing half as interesting as being a climatologist, I can tell you that. I'm just one of several grunts who work in a business firm a few states away. I had some time off, so I figured I would meet some friends down here for a good night on the town.
>He glances at his drink as his smile falls slightly
Unfortunately, it seems my "friends" decided they had more important things to do. Which is why I'm here chatting up a cute scientist right now.
>>3713624
Cutie? I-I guess the feeling's mutual...
>A blush stained his face in the same manner the wine stained her clothes.
>>3713588
>The thought of 'milking you dry' only makes her more determined as she works you to the base into her mouth, your shaft sliding into the tight spasming confines of her throat as her eyes dotingly look up to you whilst glistening with tears from effort.
>>3713661
Who are you?
>>3713663
>He mimics evil laughter, poorly, letting out normal laughter in between.
Behold, the blind bandit! Brought low by her ultimate nemesis! Feet tickling!
>He keeps at it for a little bit, watching her curl and thrash around. He laughs the entire time, but eventually slows down until he lets go, sinking back into the seat. He gives a long sigh and hold his stomach.
Oh man...That was fun. My stomach aches from laughing so hard.
How mysterious! How mysterious! Fufufufu...
>>3713624
>A single tear of frustration rolled down the old man's cheek
N-nothing ma'am... please enjoy your evening
>>3713672
>A muffled sigh escaped him as he nodded
Y-yes... that's revered as an exquisite wine...
