/TLHG/ The Loud House General
Lucy Edition (yes, another one)
>Booru:
http://tlb.booru.org/index.php?page=post&s=list&tags=all
>Discord
https://discord.gg/0ymCZKXpKnCvlvzc
>Fanfics:
http://tlb.booru.org/index.php?page=forum&s=view&id=2
>Thread Archive:
http://pastebin.com/h2ZBJ3GS
>Episodes:
http://pastebin.com/KM6yNJpe
>[Short] Slice of Life:
https://drive.google.com/file/d/0B30Fd00WPdNDRGsxOFVZUTVvUVE
>[Promo] Lincoln's Many Emotions:
https://drive.google.com/file/d/0B30Fd00WPdNDSFNOTjBsSVhHSEE
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News:
>Season 2 greenlit for 14 Episodes:
http://variety.com/2016/tv/news/nickelodeon-loud-house-2-1201782479/
>Loud House Beats Spongebob in Kids Demographic
http://nypost.com/2016/06/01/loud-nick-toon-beats-spongebob/
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Upcoming Episodes:
Overnight Success (Airdate: TBD)
>Lincoln invites Clyde over to the house for a sleepover, but he gets jealous when Clyde wants to hang out with his sisters instead
Sneak Peak http://www.nick.com/videos/clip/the-loud-house-109a-clip.html | http://sendvid.com/w5jhbooo
Full Episode in Polish: http://vidto.me/ufzrt2x5698q.html
>>3701213
a happy lucy is a cute lucy
A happy Leni is a cute Leni!
>>3701213
What's going on in this pic?
>>3701236
I don't know, I'm at a loss for words, anon.
I want to slap Luan's ass
I want to tear her skirt off and stuff my hand so far in her vagina that she'll squeal in pain
I want to rub myself with her vaginal juices
Luna.
>>3701213
Oh look another retarded X is best sister edition. How clever and original of you, you cock gobbler.
So we're all in agreement that she is perfect, right?
>>3701315
Yes
>>3701328
Too bad I don't agree so it's not all lol
>>3701315
Yeah, I don't know how anyone could think otherwise.
>>3701315
Not with that overbite, she's not.
>>3701300
Lose weight
>>3701315
Perfect for traumatizing you for life, yes
>>3701283
>>3701315
I love her, I truly do
>>3701315
She's the best.
Which loud house character would you love to rape?
Lucy would end up loving the rape so no.
Lucy
>>3701363
How is this face not the most precious thing you've ever seen???
>>3701399
Mr. Loud
>>3701213
You keep making threads early. You could at least take some effort and be original with the edition, even if no one actually cares, or update the OP.
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Upcoming Episodes:
Toads and Tiaras (July 18th)
>When Lola gets sick and cannot compete in a pageant, Lincoln trains Lana to take her place
Full Episode in Korean: http://tvpot.daum.net/clip/ClipView.do?clipid=77277243
Two Boys and a Baby (July 19th)
>Lincoln and Clyde take up the task of babysitting Lily
House Music (July 20th)
>Lincoln enters his sisters into a talent show, and they decide to form a band
A Novel Idea (July 21th)
>Lincoln visits his mother's dental office on Take Your Daughter to Work Day
Overnight Success (July 22th)
>Lincoln invites Clyde over to the house for a sleepover, but he gets jealous when Clyde wants to hang out with his sisters instead
Sneak Peak http://www.nick.com/videos/clip/the-loud-house-109a-clip.html | http://sendvid.com/w5jhbooo
Full Episode in Polish: http://vidto.me/ufzrt2x5698q.html
>>3701399
Leni, she won't know what's going on
>>3701399
Lincoln
>>3701399
None of them I don't want to harm any of them mentally or physically
>>3701413
MR.LOUD IS PURE REEEEEE
>>3701417
Based Savino
Meanwhile SUG-fags are still wondering when they're getting new episodes.
That show's schedule is a joke.
Post Louds getting rekt.
>>3701399
It's either Leni or Lincoln for me
>>3701440
Does anyone even watch that show? I don't see the appeal.
belly button
>>3701321
Not my best, admittedly.
>>3701417
I care. Also OP shouldn't have a discord link since no one is allowed in.
Lori is LITERALLY ______
>>3701449
I should really go to bed, but I don't want to.
Browsing these threads is fun
Why must time exist?
>>3701399
None I'd try to get Lori to rape me but I'd be willing so none. I'm not attracted to weak girls so rape is well kinda out of the picture for me. If I can over power them then I'm already losing my boner. So i guess if I tried I wouldn't be able to get it up and she'd just laugh at me.
>>3701399
none, rape is for the scum of the fucking earth
>>3701399
>Which loud house character would you love to rape?
Lana.
It wouldn't be the violent/scary kind of rape, though. I'd be very gentle and careful not to hurt her. Then when it's over I'd give her a big hug and brush her hair while I hum a lullaby.
>>3701481
Requesting the rest. I'm missing Lana's and Lynn's
>>3701498
This.
>>3701481
a ball buster!
> All this waifufaggotry
>>3701481
seventeen
>>3701481
on fire
>>3701512
*Lola's
>>3701511
If anything, that'd make her more traumtized
>>3701481
Nice job
>>3701512
Numbah 1!
>>3701498
there's a feeling of satisfaction when you dominate someone and they are struggling
>>3701481
The cutest
>>3701511
>rape
>not violent/scary
>>3701399
Lynn
>>3701125
>>3701399
ALL OF THE SIBLINGS....
Why does Lucy look so much older than she actually is? She looks at least 10 to me
>>3701213
I never knew anyone saved that picture.
Cool.
>>3701568
Nice
>>3701511
>violent/scary kind of rape
tell me more
What crimes would each individual Loud commit?
>>3701481
a pig
>>3701568
They actually drew it! ABSOLUTE MADMAN
>>3701568
oh lawdy, if i knew you would do shota request i would have requested Lincoln getting fucked in the ass
great work btw
>>3701399
>rape
t. Muhammad Al-Dindu
>>3701599
Lola commits arson and hate crimes at once and on a daily basis
>>3701511
Nonviolent rape sounds way, WAY scarier than violent rape.
I mean, to me, a violent rapist sounds like a stressed pervert who'll take your ass in an alleyway and then run. A nonviolent rapist sounds like they'll whistle a song and whisper your name as they sneak up on you in your own home after stalking you for six months, all while wearing a chicken suit or something.
>>3701213
Take that damn discord link out of the OP. None of them work
>>3701599
Nothing because Leni is so pure!!!! <3 love her!!
>>3701568
LINCOLN'S PENIS!
>>3701627
my god i remembered reading a doujin about a retarded fatass fucking a loli and the police can't do shit cause he's disabled
>>3701399
Lily.
That little baby slut onahole won't know what hit her. It would be a quick one.
>>3701565
http://tlb.booru.org/index.php?page=post&s=list&tags=parent:3017
>>3701399
I wouldn't rape any of the Loud's, but I would snuggle up next to Lucy. She'd be so warm
>>3701648
BUT WHAT IF
>>3701654
Nito pls
>>3701511
>>3701599
lori=assault
Leni=trick question literally too pure
luna=vandalism
luan=breach of privacy
lynn=assault and battery
linc=embezzlement
lucy=trespassing in graveyards past visiting hours
lana=keeping dangerous animals
lola=assault and battery, public intoxication as well indecency
lisa=making meth
lily=being to adorable
>>3701643
You never know.
![0d0143d0d7efc1db8ffd626d762e608044c4c1d0[1].png](https://i.imgur.com/Xgb01Xo.png "0d0143d0d7efc1db8ffd626d762e608044c4c1d0[1].png")
>>3701671
CUTE UNCUT SHOTA DICK
>>3701599
Lily- Public Nudity
Lisa- Meth Lab
Lola- IDK
Lana- IDK
Lucy- Trespassing to find ghosts
Lincoln- IDK
Lynn- IDK
Luan- IDK
Luna- Drugs
Leni- IDK
Lori- Abuse
>>3701568
Linc pls
TUMBLING DOWN
TUMBLING DOWN
TUMBLING
D
O
W
N
>>3701671
Suck it dry, Leni
>>3701676
I kek every time
>>3701599
Leni = prostitution, taking and distributing of drugs
>>3701599
Lori - rape
Leni - grand theft auto
Luna - drug possession
Luan - murder
Lynn - steroid use
Lincoln - copyright infringement
Lucy - murder
Lana - aqueous transgression
Lola - identity theft
Lisa - turning people inside-out without their permission, which doesn't really have a name but is deemed to be illegal nonetheless
Lily - aqueous transgression
Mr. Loud - embezzlement
Mrs. Loud - domestic terrorism
>>3701692
>>3701625
>>3701720
Why does Lola always have to be the one to commit the vilest of crimes
>>3701720
>Mrs. Loud - domestic terrorism
>>3701718
Taking drugs isn't a crime.
>>3701735
but it was unintentional
>>3701161
>>3701481
THE WORST SISTER
>>3701720
>Luan - murder
But who does she murder?
>>3701735
NOT SO PURE ANYMORE
Pretty sure Lincoln is the only one who would refrain from violence
>>3701762
Ronnie Anne of course
>>3701762
all the shitty comedians
>>3701676
>>3701717
It was ONE TIME GUYS.
>>3701749
It is if you are under 18
>>3701790
so she killed herself?
>>3701753
totally non-sexual guys
>>3701775
>Pretty sure Lincoln is the only one who would refrain from violence
> Growing white hair at only 11 years
His life is literally that of a future serial killer
>>3701776
Taking them still isn't a crime.
>>3701599
Lori - Murder
Leni - Tax evasion (Doesn't even know what taxes are)
Luna - Drug trafficking
Luan - Being unfunny
Lynn - Doping
Lincoln - Racketerring
Lucy - Grave robbing
Lana - Health violations
Lola - Assault
Lisa - Crimes against humanity
Lily - Prostitution
>>3701720
Okay, as I wrote this, I was 100.0% certain that "aqueous transgression" meant peeing on someone else's property, but I can't find a source for that anywhere. Fuck my shit up.
This with Lincoln when
>>3701807
yes it is, that's why its called illegal
>>3701795
"One time" is more than "zero times," baby fucker.
>>3701671
IT WON'T
>>3701801
Ooooh
>>3701822
To produce, possess and/or distribute, probably.
But where in the world is consumption illegal?
>>3701801
listen hear you lil shit
>>3701795
But that time will remain forever
>>3701816
i'd rather fuck squid's shit up
>>3701710
>tfw Lincoln jerked it over a comatose Lynn
I wanted Lynncoln
But not like this
NOT LIKE THIS!
>>3701817
>Listening to Tiny Tim's "Living in the Sunlight, Loving in the Moonlight"
>Open gif.
My sides have gone somewhere and I can't find them.
![The.Loud.House.S01E12b.The.Butterfly.Effect.1080p.WEBRip-AnimatronInc.mkv_snapshot_08.39_[2016.06.25_00.31.09].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/rJG5jqJ.jpg "The.Loud.House.S01E12b.The.Butterfly.Effect.1080p.WEBRip-AnimatronInc.mkv_snapshot_08.39_[2016.06.25_00.31.09].jpg")
Let's not forget Luna's multiple cases of Vandalism.
>>3701870
but it was all a dream
>>3701801
>>3701870
> multiple broken bottles of booze
> childrens' clothing
>>3701870
non-canon
>>3701904
Then that means Luna was drinking and Mike Swagger is a pedophile...Oh fuck.
>>3701720
I would of giving Lucy Stalking with Breaking and entering.
>>3701752
>OUTTA MAH WAY GRANDMA
Cop that brought her home said she repeated the actions in the game
>She scoffs and says the game gave her points for it so the law is mixed up
Sure she has no idea about the implications but it was intentional
>>3701869
He's fucked up.
>>3701917
but she didn't fuck anything up
>>3701904
>Luna confirmed for molester
![e170c42913214adc29f107841a8a3d052e6f83a0[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/UGfMQ1K.jpg "e170c42913214adc29f107841a8a3d052e6f83a0[1].jpg")
Been writing something comfy, anons. Work in progress.
http://pastebin.com/yb7vpNj1
And, yes, I know the last two sections are kinda digressional, but I'll get back to the main story in the next one.
What music do you think each Loud listens to?
OUT OF FUCKING NOWHERE - LUCY LOUD
>>3701917
GIVE LIFE A SMOOCH!
>>3701945
the last two sections are kinda digressional
>>3701912
>>3701888
I wouldn't put it past her though. Girl is absolutely reckless.
>>3701955
JESUS CHRIST LUCY
>Lincoln loud is sitting in his underwear reading comics in the living room.
>Lincoln suddenly looks up and greets the forth wall.
>”Hey there it’s a surprisingly rare night at the loud house. Curious why it’s so quiet? Well let me explain. You see a lot of my sister have talents and hobbies. On very rare nights like tonight they tend to run at the same time. Luna, Luan and Lucy are at an open mic night. Lucy was so excited to read her poetry that she cracked a smile. Lynn has a soccer game that Dad took Lana and Lisa to watch. Apparently afterwords Dad needs to pick up a new toilet, so Lisa wanted to tag along for her poop study. Lola has a beauty pageant that Mom and Leni are at, Leni helped make the dress and is there for any kind of fashion emergency. With all this going on it’s just Lori Lily my victory undies and Ace savvy.”
>Lincoln gives off a satisfied sigh of relief and puts his face back in the comics sprawled out on the couch.
>>3701955
Oh shit! I dare you to try that again
>>3701965
>>3701988
i was just messing man
>>3701942
She's not wearing anything under that guitar, explains Christina's look
>>3701971
>and then bobby came over to fuck lori and linc's peaceful night
>>3701982
>Lucy will never scare the shit out of you
>>3702008
No man this is why she's confused this is what she sees.
>>3701999
I know, I know. Nice digits.
>>3701971
then a burglar fuck Lincoln in the ass
>>3702020
N-never ever....
>>3702055
never ever 5ever dod
>>3701971
>At this point a fairly tired Lori walks down the stairs whipping her head of some sweat.
>Lori pulls out her phone and sits on the couch next to Lincoln she checks for a text from Bobby and sighs after waiting a couple of minutes getting no reply
>Lori hears Lincoln giggling and looks over at him a bit frustrated.
>”You know twerp just cause it’s the two of us doesn’t mean I can’t send you to bed.”
>Lincoln lays his comic down on his chest and gives Lori a face of disbelief.
>”Lori, Lori, Lori... I think we both learned after the last time you baby sat, that I’m non destructive. You have nothing to worry about with me. Is the house a mess? No am I being too loud? Clearly not since Lily is still asleep. So if you don’t mind I’m just gonna lie here and enjoy some savvy.”
>With a smug sense of pride and a satisfied grin Lincoln picks up his comic back up. Before he gets a chance to read Lori grabs it and throws it away.
>Looking rather angry her tired eyes are now red from rage.
>”Listen here you little twerp!”
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=njG3hrjDRC0
>want to learn how to draw louds
>youtube
>get this https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R-PyrBZfZkM
>[easy]
>does this shit in marker
NO FUCK YOU. FUCK YOU AND YOUR SKILL. FUCK YOUR STEADY HAND. THAT THAT EASY AND SHOVE IT UP YOUR ASS. FUCK YOU YOU SMUG MOTHER FUCKER. FUCK YOU.
>>3702126
i hope you don't get good at drawing you fucking autist
>>3702062
SHE'S GOING NUCLEAR!
>>3701118
>>3702062
>Lori snapped at Lincoln now over top of him making him feel small as he digs his head in the armrest trying to crawl away backwards.
>”I’m literally in charge of you tonight! Just because we came to an understanding last time about me lighting up doesn’t mean I’ll let you walk all over me!”
>Lincoln now feeling nervous gulped and tried to speak up.
>”But Lori I didn’t do...”
>Before he could continue Lori interrupted him.
>”No no no no little brother. You were disrespectful, You didn’t help me with Lily and you left a mess all over the Living room!”
>Lori pointed at the mess in the living room Lincoln could practically hear a snapping sound like a whip cracking when she pointed from one piece of apparel to another. Lincolns shirt was on the TV his pants somehow made it in Cliffs litter box, while Charles was chewing on his shoes. There was also a stack of Ace savvy comics thrown all over the floor.
>Lincoln smiles nervously as he scratches the back of his neck.
>”I’m sorry Lori I’ll clean it up now and to make it up to you I can make dinner.”
>Lori smiled at Lincoln and rubbed his hair, her eyes no longer angry just a bit tired.
>”Well it would be nice to eat something that isn’t burnt.”
>Lincoln laughed at Lori’s crack at her own cooking as he collected his clothes from the room.
After putting his clothes back on and stacking the comics neatly leaning on the side of the couch. Lincoln went into the kitchen and started to look in the fridge for what to make.
>Lori followed shortly after holding a baby monitor and some papers with a pencil on her ear she sits down and starts to write.
>>3702020
>Lucy will never scare the cum out of you
>>3701710
9000+ hours in mspaint
>>3702126
Sit down and work on improving your art instead of punching yourself in the crotch over it. You can do it nigga, you can get that sleight of hand with dedication
>>3702161
Classic Lori
>>3702126
Personally I think there's something to be said for gestures and learning to start messy and clean it up instead of learning to draw one very specific thing and draw it perfectly the first time. I'm by no means an expert though. Just my two cents.
>>3702158
YAY
>>3702126
adults actually look at these how-to drawing videos?
no offense.
>>3702161
This is pretty good so far. Keep it up
>>3702279
I wouldn't see why not. I personally always regard them as click bait and just ignore them, but some people want to draw.
>>3702161
>”This is perfect!” Lincoln confidently says with a devilish smile.
>Lori looks over raising an eyebrow at ingredients for tacos in her little brothers arms.
>Lori rolls her eyes and gives a face of indifference. “Really Lincoln tacos?”
>”What’s a matter Lori I thought you liked a little salsa!” Lincoln says expecting a laugh.
>“Ha ha you’ve been spending to much time with Luan, her lame jokes are rubbing off on ya. Here I may burn food but I can at least chop the veggies for us.”
>Lori gets up from her chair puts her pencil down and grabs the cutting board and a knife. While Lori is chopping the veggies Lincoln is cooking the meat.
>“For someone who isn’t a good cook You seem to know how to prep and dice the veggies?”
>Lincoln says with a sly nudge. Lori sighs at that making Lincoln look concerned.
>”Truth is little brother that this all I learned from Bobby when he cooks.”
>”Bobby cooks?” Lincoln replied with a curious disbelieving tone.
>”Here ya go Bro.” Lori gives Lincoln the diced veggies and pats him on the head. Lori starts setting the table then sits back down and stares at her papers scratching her head.
>Lincoln looks a little concerned by her ending the conversation.
>Lincoln nervously squeaks out “Lori is everything between you and Bobby ok?”
>>3702126
just amputate your arms
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aXFVrD38HSA
Three minutes ten seconds in, holy shit you guys I found Leni
>>3702305
>6
Uh oh
>>3702158
daym sun
>>3701484
I'll acknowledge you, anon. That was funny.
>Lynn and Lincoln are featured in the Nick basketball webgame
>Lynn and Lincoln are featured in that GaS music video
When will the other Louds get to shine?
>>3702429
>Lynn and Lincoln are featured in that GaS music video
post them links bro
>>3702126
Same cuz
>>3702305
Sorry about the wait I dozed off there for a seconded. Glad you guys are liking it so far.
>To his surprise Lori just laughs at this. “Lincoln do you seriously think Bobby and I are having problems? We’re practically attached to the hip. I’ve got that babe wrapped around my finger.”
>Red in the face Lincoln gets a bit angry at this. “Well yeah I mean you haven’t texted Bobby once tonight and you’re struggling with home work. You never have trouble with homework?”
>Lori bites her lip and holds her arm behind her back at hearing this.
>”Lincoln I wish you went out with the others tonight, I have some news and you’re not gonna like it. Is it ok if we continue this conversation after dinner?” Lori said as she pointed to the burning food.”
Lincoln let out a small whelp as he focused back on the taco meat that was starting to burn. The smoke detector started to go off to late too help. With the sound of the buzzing alarm Lily started crying on the baby monitor. Like a bolt of lightning Lori dashed from the Kitchen to grab her baby sister.
>”Lincoln shut off the stove and grab the detector!” Lori yelled on her way up the stairs.
>Like clock work Lincoln was already in the process of doing this. After managing to knock the alarm off with a broom it lands on Lori’s papers. Lincoln walks over to grabs it and notices what Lori’s been working on and he’s completely confused.
“Huh French 101? but I thought Lori was taking Spanish?”
>>3702447
http://www.nick.com/videos/clip/digital-short-kids-choice-sports-music-video-touch-this-sports-video.html
>>3702429
The answer starts with an N, and ends with a EVER
>Focusing exclusively on his locker, Lincoln doesn't notice him.
>Lincoln doesn't hear him when he walks up.
>Lincoln doesn't hear him guffawing to himself when the footsteps stop behind him.
>But he does feel him when he's shoved violently into his locker.
>He hears a slurred, almost inbred voice drool out.
>"I heard you were the faggot that entered the beauty contest. And lost!"
>Lincoln turns over on the floor to face his aggressor while calmly dusting himself off.
>"In my defense, it was rigged."
>A fat, green toothed punk in a wife beater that hasn't been washed in months, jeans with more holes in them than a victim of the Valentine's day massacre, and a ratty leather vest towers over him, grinning like a goddamn hillbilly about to practice lovemaking on a sheep.
>Lincoln can almost see the stink cloud emanating out of his rancid mouth when he speaks. His face paler than marble tiles and freckled with acne that might as well be carbuncles.
>"Gimme your lunch money."
>Lincoln condescendingly cocks an eyebrow.
>"Lunch was three hours ago."
>The bully attempts to stomp on Lincoln's leg. Misses entirely without Lincoln even attempting to dodge.
>"I said gimme your lunch money, you fairy!"
>He stomped on the floor in protest, almost as if throwing a tantrum.
>Lincoln slowly picked himself up from the floor. He faced his bully with a look of mild annoyance rather than fear.
>This retard isn't a threat, he thought.
>"And who are you supposed to be?"
>The bully smiled his green smile.
>"Your worst nightmare."
>He chortled, obviously proud of his witty comment.
Should I continue this? I just finished Mask of the Phantasm so I want this to end in violence.
>>3702474
>>3702429
even Nick is shipping them
Son of a bitch, it's already 4 o'clock.
I swear it was 2AM just a couple of minutes ago.
>>3702510
Who's the one about to get messed up?
>>3702429
they were cute in that game
>>3702471
I'm so glad I lost control of my life
>>3702538
The bully. Lincoln gets abused enough on here.
>>3702530
Time really flies by, doesn't it?
>>3701811
>Luan - Being unfunny
How fucking dare you
> worked on >>3701945 five nights in a row
> greentexting fuckboy is getting more (you)s
d-did I do something wrong anons
>>3702559
I thought it was nice.
>happy 4:20
>>3702559
they were all me, i was just samefagging
>>3702471
I'm invested already. Please continue
>>3702522
No, this can't be happening!
>>3702471
If you need to rest, then rest. But I would like to read the rest of this.
>>3702474
>PUT YOUR FINGER ON THE BALL
>WHATEVER YOU DO DON'T LET GO
>>3702545
Please go on
Reminder:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nh5fziONXYU
Lana's Booty > Lola
>>3702471
noice going so far m8
>>3702559
>Implying (You)s is all that matters
You wrote something nice and you should be proud of it. If you wanted (You)s you would draw Clynn or Baby Slut
>>3702559
Pastebin this late burns my fucking eyes
>>3702559
There aren't a lot of us here. What did you expect?
Post it later if you like, maybe more people will see it.
>>3702559
You also posted it in the dead of night when most people aren't so inclined to read long text.
That's why I haven't read it yet anyway. But I have the tab open for later.
Have confidence, bub.
>>3702586
>>3701165
done drawing for the moment.
>>3702471
>Scratching his head talking to himself Lincoln puts the alarm down and goes back to try and fix the food he was cooking.
>He manages to separate the burnt meat and makes four tacos two slightly burnt, and two good.
>He keeps the two burnt ones for himself and gives Lori the good ones. He starts to eat one of them lost in thought about what’s going on with Lori.
>He can hear her giving Lily a lullaby on the monitor.
>“With your fathers smile and your mothers eye your the dream of the couple as bright as the sky.”
>While Lincoln was finishing his first taco Lori came back down seeing him wash away the burnt taste with water. She rolls her eyes trades one of her taco’s for his seconded one.
>”Hey that’s mine!” Lincoln says sounding embarrassed.
>”Nice try bro I know that trick, I do the same thing when I burn the food.”
>Lori says smugly as she takes a bite of the burnt taco. Lincoln pouts in his seat a bit angry. >He realized that’s right he learned that trick from her?
>He thought as he grabbed his new taco munching on it he looked at Lori.
>”So Lori you said you have some news I wouldn’t like?” he said while chewing.
>Lori raised her hand in a stopping motion and with a mouth foul of food pushed to the side of her face replied.
>“After dinner Lincoln we both look like slobs talking like this. I don’t know about you but I’m not a fan of seafood.”
>Lori joked as she stuck her tongue out at Lincoln showing some food.
>”Lori please stop stalling and tell me!”
>Lincoln said un amused slamming his taco down.
>Lori gulped down her food and looked defeated.
>“Alright twerp I’ll stop. You really did inherit the Loud anger just like me huh? Well here’s the truth.”
>Lori handed the papers she was working on to Lincoln.
>He tried his best to read them most of it was in french but he noticed the word university on some of the papers.
>Lincoln looked at his big sister who looked surprisingly shy for Lori.
>>3702659
Is she the most marketable sister? Closest in age to the target demographic, appeals to girls and boys that age more than Luna does. Second after that Id say is Luan
>>3701315
Worst older sister.
>>3702685
11-13 yr olds are watching it so yeah maybe
>>3702618
>>3702649
Aight, thanks for the encouragement. Will keep writing. And I guess part of the problem is that I wake up at like two in the afternoon.
>>3702707
all me
>>3701315
Just Osborn my shit up
>>3702720
What's the point of people like you claiming posts were them? I never understood that
>>3702738
memes
>>3702738
Are you me
>>3702510
Cool
>>3702684
Things are about to get sad aren't they?
>>3702684
What next
This is Lisa. She is cute.
>>3702684
>”I don’t understand you want to move to France!”
>There was a mix of anger shock and sorrow in his voice.
>Lincoln could feel a lump start to build up in his throat.
>“Well yeah that’s the plan I hope it works out.” >Before she could continue Lincoln started to tear up as he interrupted her.
>“I know you’ve always been distant texting on your phone trying to get out of this house but do you hate us that much! That you need to fly across the ocean to avoid us! You really are the worst sister ever!”
>The words cut deep like a knife now Lori was starting to cry.
>“How dare you say that Lincoln! I haven’t told you yet because I was scared you’d act like this!”
>Lori was gripping the table her other hand was making a fist as it was shaking.
>Lincoln noticed this and called her out on it.
>“You might as well do that Lori! Good to know how you really feel!”
>>3702611
Why do the six year olds have the best asses in that family?
>>3702782
wow Linc what a little bitch
>>3702510
>"And if you don't gimme money, I'll just beat you up and go look for that slutty goth sister of yours. Maybe she can give me money!"
>He guffawed some more.
>"And a little extra whole I'm at it!"
>Lincoln made the kind of laugh that's more of a sharp exhale through the nose. Like a bull.
>"You have no idea what my nightmares are like."
>Kazoos.
>Kazoos that torment him.
>He cracked a tiny smile as he delivered a Kubrick stare that could make Hannibal Lecter uneasy.
>"And you're not going to touch a hair on Lucy's head."
>The bully's laughter died out like a sputtering engine out of gas.
>He has the gravity of his mistake dawn on him slowly.
>He just provoked the wrong boy.
>"Y-you don't scare me, faggot boy! You're just some kind of a ... a faggot!"
>Lincoln roughly tilted his own head to the side, making a cracking sound.
>"I'm a faggot that's about to put a metal pin in your leg for the rest of your life."
A little later than intended, as fr as the night goes, but here it is for your enjoyment and/or visceral criticism!
Velvet Fist - Act II
http://pastebin.com/uQUbFagm
>>3702782
Linc's an asshole. Keep going though this is really good
>>3702782
Lincoln you tool
>>3702803
I WOKE UP AT THE RIGHT TIME.
Hey guys, it's late as fuck but I just saw that Aloha Bitches (terrible title) broke 1k views!
I know it's not that big of a deal since it's long and God knows how many of them were me but thanks anyway to anyone who's reading it, I hope you're liking it.
I updated it, starting at line 340, and I intend to write some more this weekend. http://pastebin.com/jL1q1cEK
>>3702803
How many acts will there be?
>>3702799
Groovy
>>3702803
Thanks wil read tomorrow
>>3702782
>Lori stood up and walked over she grabbed Lincolns shirt lifted it up and started to give him raspberries. Suddenly Lincoln started to laugh uncontrollably.
>“Hah ha ha ha ha St...stop it! Stop it Lori you’re killing me! Thi...this is unfair!”
>Lori started to tickle her little brother at the same time until he yelled uncle.
>Lori looked satisfied both her and Lincoln still had some tears on there face but they looked happy.
>“That always calmed you down ever since you were a baby. Now then are you willing to listen to me?” Lincoln nodded as he hugged her.
>“Ok but why are you going so far away?”
>Lori patted his back and began to explain.
>“Well Remember when Bobby was in France he was looking into some cooking schools and he was accepted by one. I already told you Bobby and I are attached at the Hip Linc. Well how do I put this I’m scared of a long distant relationship.” >Lincoln had a look of shock on his face.
>“Lori that’s crazy! You can’t move to France what about Mom and dad what about our sister what about me?” Lori started to hug Lincoln tighter.
>”Mom, dad and the older siblings already know I’m trying to go twerp. Believe it or not you guys are the reason I’m going.”
>Lincoln was blown back at that comment he gave off a confused derp face saying what.
>“Look I love Bobby it’s not just Puppy love twerp, and I know he feels the same way. Have you ever looked at how happy Mom and Dad are? I’ve always wanted that since I was eleven your age. They had five kids and were still in love with each other like high school sweethearts. I couldn’t believe it that was nuts? What’s even crazier they still look that way now to this day. They have Eleven of us! That’s how I feel about Bobby and I want to have that. I’m scared though Linc France is known for Love hell they have Paris the city of love! If I don’t go with Bobby someone will find him. Like that tart Mona!”
>>3702803
Nice going dude will read it tomorrow
>>3702834
I've got it slated for 6-7 Acts, though depending on how everything paces out it could be a little more than that. Though there was a large delay between this one and the first, it gave me the opportunity to outline and begin drafting Act III, so things should proceed more smoothly from here.
>>3702863
>Lori stood up and walked over she grabbed Lincolns shirt lifted it up and started to give him raspberries. Suddenly Lincoln started to laugh uncontrollably.
huh
>>3702799
>"Y-you don't scare me, faggot boy! You're just some kind of a ... a faggot!"
Top notch insults, faggot boy.
>>3702829
What an awful/awesome position for Linc to be in
>>3702885
Did you not do that as a kid?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E7_lGuohPvE
>>3702863
Ok things are not as sad as I thought. Phew
>>3702799
>The first punch was self defense.
>Maybe even the second when he was already down.
>Squealed like a pig when the first connected to his nose and dislocated the cartilage.
>But Lincoln did mention putting a pin in his leg.
>And he wasn't going to quit until this bully had a permanent limp.
>During the session of kneecap stomping, Lincoln never raised his voice.
>Never started yelling.
>Never got angry.
>He could handle it fine if some dillweed picked on him.
>But you don't threaten his sisters.
>The students in the halls started screaming when the bully's femur shattered in a loud, wet snap.
>The bone shot out of his skin.
>Lincoln surrendered calmly with an almost serene smile on his face when the teacher arrived to apprehend him. His hands up and a deep, satisfied breath filling his chest.
>His shirt, shoes, and hands were coated in blood.
>Lincoln claimed to act on the defense of another, and in a manner of speaking he did.
>But last he checked, the bully was still in a wheelchair and blind in one eye.
>Submitting to psychological evaluation with Dr. Twinkletits seemed like a small price compared to expulsion for assault.
>Lincoln's first words during their first session.
>"Regret is a strong word, doctor."
>>3702863
>Lori squeezed Lincoln a bit too hard at that point and he started to gasp.
>“Lori you’re crushing me!” Lori quickly backed off and let him go apologizing.
>“I guess I get it but why didn’t you tell everyone yet?” Lincoln asked kicking his feet to the ground.
>“Well there’s two reasons Lincoln. One I need to get into a good college there first and...”
>Lori gulped taking a breath and grabbing one of Lincolns hands as she began to speak again.
>“Lincoln you needed to know before our little sisters. I didn’t know how to quite tell you this kiddo but I guess blunt is for the best. There’s a year difference between Leni and I.”
>At those word Lincoln understood what Lori was struggling to tell him.
>“After I go kiddo You’ll only have one year left living with your older sisters every time one of us leaves Lincoln… It’s gonna hit the others harder then it hits you every time kid. You’re the older brother though. Yer gonna need to be that for them. That’s why I’m telling you now kid. I know it’s a lot to bare, but you’ll be fine. You’re a lot like me, we both get over emotional and feel like we need to try and control the chaos of this house. That’s why I don’t want you telling them until you accepted it. Can you do that for me Lincoln can you be smart for your big sister and strong for your little ones?”
>Lincoln was already bawling his eyes out on Lori’s shoulder. She patted his back telling him it would be ok. She didn’t even realize when he started to hug her again it felt like he was moments after she held his hand.
>>3702999
Oh man this is making me tear up a little
>>3703003
Eh, somehow it doesn't have the same oomph to it as old-fashioned Leni rape. Not bad, mind, just different.
>>3702993
>Dr. Twinkletits
Nice
>>3702999
How sweet
>>3702999
>“I.. I don’t want you to go. You’re my big sister we can’t run this house with out you I can’t.”
>Lori kept trying to reassure him “Hey, hey it’s ok now Ace you’re suppose to be savvy not weepy. I won’t be gone forever I’ll visit on Christmas and I’ll be back for summer.”
>Lincoln looked up at Lori hearing this “Really you promise?” Lincoln meekly replies with hope and innocence.
>“Of course I mean it as long as I keep my grades up and I can afford a ticket I’ll be back here in a heart beat.”
>Lincoln and Lori smile together for a bit then Lincoln asks a question.
>“Wait a minute you’re still Seventeen which means we still have a year! Then you’ll be going to.. to. Wait are you going to cooking school too?”
>Lori laughs at Lincolns question. “No no no not at all twerp I don’t have the talent. I’m going to a business school while Bobby learns to cook. I’ll learn how to balance the books. We’re going to open a restaurant together I’ll run the register and handle the advertising. When we’re successful enough we’ll have some little Louds of our own and try and expand maybe even franchise the restaurant.”
>Lincoln looks rather impressed by this. “Wow I guess you two put some thought into it haven’t you? Wait did you say Louds not Santiagos. ” Lori gives Lincoln a noogie.
>“You better believe it twerp He’s taking my name not the other way around. I just need to learn french and I’m set!”
>Luan
>Ugliest design (widow's peak, beaver teeth, plad clothes)
>Female Rodney Dangerfied, 95% of her dialogue are shitty one-liners, 4% is "GET IT?!" and 1% is actual relevant sentences.
>Abusive towards her siblings aside from one scene with Lily.
>None of them can stand her, Lynn whacks her once and everyone but Dad just groans at her jokes.
>Even Luna has more backstory and development.
>Her only known episode, the April Fool's Day one, involves Lincoln just trying to keep the fuck away from her.
>Pulled a prank on Lincoln where she literally had rabid raccoons attack her sibling.
Luan confirmed for WORST SISTER.
I-I did it, guys. I drew Leni.
>>3703066
And a textless for those who want it.
![[Z-Other] Disappointment.png](https://i.imgur.com/vJ02sSH.png "[Z-Other] Disappointment.png")
>>3702993
"But do you feel bad for what you did to Marty?"
>"Who?"
>"... the boy. Whom you crippled?"
>"Is that his name? I always thought it'd be something more flamboyant what with how his go to word was faggot."
>Lincoln shrugs.
>"Thought he was compensating for something."
>The doctor scribbles on his notepad.
>"You mentioned nightmares in your confrontation with Marty. Do you want to talk about that?"
>"That has more to do with the ... ‘special’ relationship I have with my sisters."
And this segues into that comic of all his sisters fucking him.
>>3703051
Plot twist Lori is injured in the Paris attack and Bobby goes into a blood loose induced coma. Also more please this is great
