WELCOME BACK TO THE HUNGER GAMES SUPERSLAM
HOW THE FUCK DID YOU LET THIS HAPPEN TRIPLE D? NOW SHE HAS BOTH OUR BELTS.
>>3689324
Dedede and WWE Champion, you had one job
>>3689308
I'd offer to be your friend but I have a feeling you would just decline.
>>3689334
>he glares at you
I can be fun when I want to be, Mr. Subaru.
>>3689351
It's not random if I really am jealous!
>>3689263
I already knew you have problems eith your head, but saying random words at random times is something new even from you.
>>3689266
No. Why would it move? What's with all the blood?
>>3689308
Masochism?
>>3689309
Yours for not being well known enough for me to know you?
>>3689358
>>3689301
I am just reiterating information I happen to hear.
>>3689319
Why?
>>3689324
DON'T LOOK AT ME! Yer the one that suggested we stay an' fight her in tha first place!
>>3689371
To who? You were after Subaru this whole time?
>>3689351
How is that supposed to happen if your response to my attempted kindness is rudeness?
>>3689334 (Subaru)
I really doubt that.
...Are you seriously thinking about suggesting cosmetic surgery or something?
IT'S DOWN TO FIVE, ONE OF THEM'S GONNA BECOME THE NEW SUPERSLAM CHAMPION.
But now WWE champion, that still belongs to me.
>>3689384
DON'T PRETEND YOU DIDN'T SWING YOUR GIANT ASS HAMMER IN MY FACE FIRST, I KNOW WHAT YOU'RE AFTER AND YOU CAN'T HAVE IT.
>>3689152
Eh, how? I haven't done anything perverted to you, isn't that proof enough?
>>3689358
>>3689377
May he rest in slices.
>>3689364
Like when it comes to ruining other people's fun?
>>3689373
>>3689351
I just saw it move! Don't act like that was nothing special, because it was something extremely special! Hair just doesn't move on it's own!
>>3689389
Of course not, don't say that.
He'll hear you.
>>3689299
That's what I do on a daily basis by coming here every day and being the most dangerous man to enter these games, but the thing is that because I'm so awesome, I'm able to eliminate each and every single one of those losers while keeping myself clean, because I'm that good.
And I'm gonna prove it once again tonight when I give you all the chance to witness the humiliation of Dean Ambrose by the hands of the greatest man to have ever lived.
>>3689384
I want to fuck DDD's tight fluffy penguin ass.
>>3689371
>>3689389
E-Eruna-tan...
>>3689399
Every anon is perverse until proven otherwise!
You're just waiting 'till I let my guard down!
>>3689395
H-How did you figure me out so fast!?
THIS MATCH ENDS NEXT SLIDE, WHO WILL BECOME THE NEW HUNGER GAMES SUPERSLAM CHAMPION.
>>3689384
I want to fuck DDD's tight fluffy penguin ass
>>3689397
I AIN'T UNDERSTANDIN' A SINGLE THING YER TALKIN' ABOUT!
>>3689412
I do too, anon.
... Wait a minute...
>>3689403
Oh, come now. I don't do that often.
Goooood morning, everybody!
>>3689379
Haha, I suppose something like that wouldn't have meant that much to you..
>>3689425
Please don't let the autist win.
>>3689425
>starbreaker
>cant even break 2 people
>>3689424
Even I know that much about the outside world. And the answer's no.
>>3689418
Stay on the other side of the room.
>>3689437
Afternoon, Makoto
>>3689437
Half past three, but who's counting? Hey.
>>3689425
FUCK
>>3689425
Jackie Spicer has my vote.
RING THE BELL.
>>3689437
But it's 3 in the afternoon.
>>3689437
morning, squirreltits.
>>3689392
It did sound kind but in a suspicious way.
>>3689403
...
Have you finally lost your mind? Again?
>>3689407
Are you being a tsundere now?
>>3689409
Well then you better get started. Unless this is just a warm-up.
>>3689425
Damnit... How did I let this happen?
>>3689442
Shut your damn mouth.
>>3689432
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1kkHK_VhUNQ
I posted this the other day and I don't think you where there
I fucking hate you guys
>>3689467
Do tell me what was so suspicious of it?
>>3689436
You just ruined my fun by refusing to dance!
>>3689437
Hello mean chipmunk.
>>3689444
You're a woman of science, right? Do it for the sheer fact that it's a possible solution to your image problem!
>>3689446
I-Is this how you really feel, Eruna-tan?
>>3689469
>Squid Girl sent me it on Steam first.
>But I was there yes.
>>3689447
>>3689461
How're you doing, Anons?
>>3689448
>>3689456
I just woke up, though! I think.. An hour after you wake up should be called morning still, mhm.
>>3689487
I-I'm neither of those things!
>>3689437
Makoto.
>>3689438
It means that I would have you any of you three as my partner for the event.
>>3689456
Congratulations. Thank you for the opportunity.
>>3689422
Nope, I'm not really interested in you in that way. Feel free to think otherwise, I can't stop you.
>>3689467
There's enough tsun around here.
>>3689487
Keep your distance!
Post your Steams so I and everyone else can add each other.
>the clawed girl jumps onto the thread
Howdy neighbors!
>>3689456
I guess this is good too.
Congratulations, Sasaki.
>>3689467
>he touches your large hair thing
What is this thing supposed to be anyways?
>>3689517
Fuck you
>>3689487
If your fun is ruined that easily, then I think you had it coming.
>>3689517
Don't have one
>>3689498
Doing well, looking at you and your delicious body now.
>>3689488
did squiddie beat me to it?
I thought I was the first to stumble on this gem
>>3689503
Hey, Rammy!
How're you? Feeling any better?
>>3689517
http://steamcommunity.com/id/Imaddictedtojojosendhelp/
>>3689521
Hey there, cutiepie!
What's up?
>>3689537
Delicious? A-Are you a cannibal, Anon!?
Stay away!
>>3689498
Doing well, day is just starting. How've you been?
>>3689483
I don't know you, it came out of nowhere and it had nothing to do with the situation. I simply pulled it out just in case.
>>3689510
Thanks to you.
>>3689527
Stop touching me.
>her ahoge tries to cut him again
>>3689456
>>3689503
>>3689527
>Destroys monkey kid with one move
I AM THE FUCKING STRONG.
>>3689517
http://steamcommunity.com/profiles/76561198066778949/
>>3689521
Die
>>3689498
Yes you are. I won't ever forget what you said, and how you didn't care if I was going to die in a hole or not.
>>3689510
From who?
>>3689521
Hello Clawdia. It's a nice day out today, isn't it?
>>3689539
>Yeah, she did. Pretty sure me and Squib are YouTube junkies.
>>3689504
In what way would a pervert like you be interested in me, then?
>>3689553
You're overly cautious..
>Under her breath
I bet she has less friends than me...
>>3689548
I want to eat something of you, alright.
i love you
>>3689487
I don't view it as a suitable one at all.
>>3689498
I don't really see how it qualifies.
>80 superslams
fucking kill me.
THE WINNER OF THIS MATCH.
AND NEW.
HUNGER GAMES SUPERSLAM CHAMPION
HAAAAIIIIISSSEEEEE
SAAAAASAKIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7aMOurgDB-o
>>3689498
I'm pretty sure you made that up.
It's okay, I make things up too.
https://bdsmtest.org/index.php
post em
>>3689571
You have no idea how sad this makes me
>>3689521
Hey Claudia
>>3689517
http://steamcommunity.com/id/dietdrfunk
GIVE ME ANOTHER FIGHT.
>>3689585
>Brogue kicks
>Pins
>>3689585
Thank you for hosting.
>>3689585
Well, congrats, and thanks for the show.
>>3689552
Pretty good, thanks!
Did you just wake up too?
>>3689562
W-Well you said you were going to, and I wasn't gonna ask why or make it worse, so I just figure if you're gonna do something then do it the best you can!
>>3689576
Ah!
G-Get away from me, Anon!
>>3689578
Because I'm still drowsy and have crusty junk in my eyes, so it's still morning.
>>3689585
I didn't!
I read it on the internet! People can't lie there!
>>3689503
Well I probably wouldn't have declined, but I don't know about Elly... Ah, but that doesn't really matter now.
>>3689607
We're in a submission match you idiot.
>>3689613
What's an internet?
>>3689603
Thanks for th' game big hairy dumdum!
>>3689585
>>3689603
I'll kill everything and everyone next time.
And when I do that, I'll destroy that entire arena.
>>3689437
>See this
>Think about sponty
>>3689575
Just as someone to talk to? I dunno. Not all of us constantly have sex on our mind ya know.
>>3689531
I think you need to relax more. You seem tense for no reason at all.
>>3689553
S-SEE, IT JUST MOVED!
>he starts rubbing it
>>3689578
Maybe you should carry around a flask with you? People will get the idea you're a grown woman when you take a swig from it.
>>3689585
Congrats, and thank ye kindly for hostin.
>>3689517
http://steamcommunity.com/id/gamemeister27
>>3689613
No.
>throws brick
>>3689548
I am feeling the same as always.
>>3689619
You are right. It is over.
*hands you your jacket and scarf*
I did not forget.
>>3689591
>Sorry anon-kun. We can still be friends if you want.
>>3689603
Thanks fer hostin', Deano.
>>3689517
http://steamcommunity.com/id/DRAG0NKING/
>>3689562
That's mostly you and Uni-chan.
>>3689562
Me, obviously.
>>3689603
Well done, well done.
But playtime is over, and it's about time we move on to the Main-Event.
Time has finally come to settle the score.
Ladies and gentlemen, whichever type of freak you are, welcome to the official contract signing of the fight you've all been waiting for.
Tonight, history will be made, as The Architect Seth Rollins goes one-on-one with The Lunatic Fringe Dean Ambrose in a match NEVER done before in this realm.
Tonight isn't about championships or fame, it's about two former brothers finishing what they started two years ago.
A story that has been going on for too long and that I will end on this very day.
Ambrose, in my hand I hold the contract that will seal the deal for our final confrontation.
This contract contains all the details you need to know about the stipulation of our match, the first ever and one time only HG Iron Man Match.
But since we all know your tiny brain doesn't allow you the capacity of reading, let me sum it up for you: For 24 hours, Seth Rollins and Dean Ambrose will duke it out in a HG Iron Man Match, a match made with the brilliance of your favorite Rigger of course.
The rules state:
All games entered by both Seth Rollins and Dean Ambrose are eligible for the contest.
The winner will be decided by a score, which will be determined by points won under these conditions:
0.25 pts - The man to survive longer than the other.
0.50 pts - Seth Rollins killing Dean Ambrose / Dean Ambrose killing Seth Rollins. 3P/4P/5P/6P fatals stating that either kills the other are also valid.
1 pt - One of the two winning the game they both participate in.
From this very moment, the countdown starts, and in 24 hours the man whom has the top score will officially be declared the better man of the two.
So what do you think, Ambrose ? Are you the phony and coward I've been calling you out to be for months or are you the real deal ? Do you have the balls to man up and take up the fight of your life ?
>>3689620
I do what i fucking want, fella. WHERE'S THE GODAMM REF?
>pins harder
>>3689613
Not...really.
>>3689630
I keep to my soda, typically, I just have a bit of sake lying about just in case.
>>3689589
>>3689613
You're a cold hearted mammal, chipmunk. I'm surprised you aren't cheering whenever I die in the arena.
>>3689620
Hey you
Thanks for the games.
>>3689603
Thank you for hosting.
>>3689517
http://steamcommunity.com/id/fausten_
>>3689630
What makes you say that?
>>3689629
And why should I trust you when you could try something at any moment?
>>3689650
Sounds simple.
>humps thread
>>3689650
Awww yeah. Here we go.
But... What if it ends up being a tie?
>cums
>>3689682
>sits on my hands
There, now I couldn't do anything even if I wanted to.
>>3689620
No idea!
>>3689636
>The brick bonks her directly on the face, and she's knocked out.
>>3689643
Is that good or bad?
Good, I hope! Right?
>>3689659
Totally is.
Definitely is. There's no way I can feel so sleepy if it's not morning.
>>3689664
If you'd just stop calling me a chipmunk then I wouldn't be so upset!
>>3689671
Well.. Not really. I have to have my breakfast first, and then my after-breakfast snack before I'm really ready to take on the day.
>>3689650
OH FUCK
SOMEONE HOSTS RIGHT THE FUCK NOW
>>3689625
Hey don't do that. Do you know how hard it is to set up ring ropes?
>>3689650
Oh what in the fuck is this?
Seth? You really think we can just end our fight with a piece of paper? A fight that's been driven on revenge and gold? I dunno about you but I intend to fight you forever.
And who the hell's gonna bother keeping score of that?
>>3689685
You uh, you're good with numbers right? Your a robot, keep track of that shit.
I'll host if someone'll give me one of those codey thingies!
>>3689647
>gets super close to Eruna
Do you want to kiss now?
>>3689650
You sure do know how to talk up a big game, Seth.
>>3689659
Just in case, hm? I didn't know you liked to have fun every once in a while!
>>3689671
hg makato played sponty before they returned?
>>3689713
>kissu
>>3689650
This is lookin' interestin'. You two dumdums are goin' to end up completely ruinin' each other, it sounds like a lotta fun.
>>3689706
DO YOU KNOW HOW MUCH I DON'T CARE?
>>3689713
LnGT418m
>>3689725
Hehehe, thank you, Anon.
You're all so nice to me.
>>3689692
If it does, I have a close in the contract that covers it.
And besides, it's not like this lunatic is gonna even come close to my score.
>>3689706
I will keep the score.
SO SIGN THE CONTRACT
WHAT ARE YOU AFRAID OF ?
>>3689696
You could easily pull you hands out quickly.
>>3689589
>>3689702
Unless you oversleep.
>>3689715
I just do. Don't care for it normally, is all.
>>3689722
Yeah, they're Vino having a fresh start
>>3689643
>Slips the coat on over my arms and zips it up before wrapping the scarf around my neck.
Ah, and all is right with the world...
>>3689548
The sky is up, don't know why you'd ask such a simple question.
>>3689559
Hello to you too.
>>3689562
Yes it is, it's lovely.
>>3689592
Hello Anun!
>captcha you whore let me post
>>3689670
You seem to angry, and too anti-fun right now. It would be better if you took off all that seriousness and had a blast!
>>3689702
If you'd stop hating me, then maybe I'd stop calling you chipmunk!
>>3689702
>nibbles on tail
>>3689730
I'll fine you a million bucks kiddy.
>>3689745
AND YOU.
>Signs
SETH, YOU AND I ARE GONNA HAVE A FUN TIME BUDDY. RIGGED SCORES BE DAMNED, I'M GONNA KICK YOUR ASS 3 WAYS FROM SUNDAY.
IT'S ON.
>>3689753
>fresh start
>everyone knows it's him
He's doing it wrong.
>>3689747
And you could easily run off by the time I got my arms up to touch you.
>>3689769
No not really. Leave him be now
>>3689750
Every time I see that picture I say to myself "What a smoochable face".
>>3689750
I think you should share some of that sake with your good friend Subaru!
>>3689755
Almost as lovely as me, right?
>>3689756
Seriousness is in my nature, Mr. Subaru. I was programmed to be this way
>>3689589
>>3689778
I don't even know the guy. I have no reason to shitpost him. I'm just saying that's not the right way to make a fresh start,
>>3689732
Not that one!
>>3689750
Is it really possible to oversleep though?
There's no such thing as too much sleep!
>>3689755
O-Oh, no, I mean, like..
How're you doing? Good?
>>3689756
Alright, fine, let's do it at the same time.
On three. I'll stop being mad at you, and you stop calling me chipmunk.
One..
Twooo..
Three!
>>3689760
Ah!
Anon!
A-Are you the cannibal Anon!?
Help! Somebody, I'm being eaten!
>>3689778
<3
>>3689715
>>3689768
I'll burn up this entire planet.
>>3689790
Nah, it's not that lovely.
>>3689713
NGbIucTF
>>3689589
>>3689780
>Why.
>>3689790
How about nah?
>>3689803
Unlike what you and Shanghai think, it's really not,
>>3689809
A million space bucks.
>>3689768
And with that, you have officially signed your dead end.
LET THE GAMES BEGIN.
>>3689801
He aired everything out, hit the reset button, it's a fresh start. It has much more to do with his attitude about it than anyone else's
>>3689801
He said he wanted to stop pretending to be other people, and he wanted to be liked for who he is instead of who hes pretending to be. Pretty based if you ask me.
>>3689650
Oooh, I better make some popcorn!
>>3689819
No deal
>>3689778
Makoto is Vino?
>>3689702
It is neutral.
>>3689706
A child could keep track of it.
>>3689754
I am still unsure why you wanted me to keep it. You already fixed my top.
>>3689772
I could also just shoot you now.
>>3689836
Yeah.
>>3689662
How are you a submissive sadist?
>>3689854
switch is the term
>>3689837
>>3689826
Are you callin me a child shark teeth?
And uh, we kinda need a host.
>>3689803
>nibbles squirreltits
>>3689824
That does not exist.
>>3689822
Y'know, your friend Shanghai sounds pretty fun!
>>3689818
Not that one either!
Gimme a real one!
>>3689837
Hm.. How do I make it better?
D'you want a snack? I've got lots of those!
>>3689861
I guess I could use this one if there's no better ones..
>>3689803
I'm doing fine, thanks for asking.
>>3689879
Yes it does.
I just invented them.
And you're gonna pay for them if you blow up the planet missy.
36 or 48?
>>3689877
HELP MEE!
I'M BEING EATEN ALIVE!
>She swats the Anon's face and tries to run away.
>>3689904
That's good! Did you get plenty of sleep?
>>3689854
I like fear, dealing and receiving. It's my fetish. But I'm just not a dominant.
>>3689875
No. A child would be able to follow those numbers easier than you could. Are we in need of a host?
>>3689894
Of what exactly?
>>3689894
Daughter, technically...and she just doesn't know any better.
What am I gonna do about this boner?
>>3689841
Eh, I'm not entirely sure why you would do that.
>>3689906
I'm not going to pay anything.
>>3689875
Indeed we do.
You losers could be actually useful for once and host so that I can dismantle that B+ player for good.
I'm giving you the occasion to be part of history.
>>3689914
THE NUMBER DON'T MATTER
ALL I NEED IS TWO SPOTS TO MASSACRE THAT SCUMBAG
>>3689914
48.
>>3689914
36
>>3689923
N-Nuts and berries..
>>3689927
Oh, she's your daughter?
I'd love to meet her! She sounds like tons of fun!
>>3689914
AS MANY THAT CAN GET IN THE WAY BETWEEN ME AND SETH.
Uh.
36.
>>3689933
Then you're not a gonna destroy anything.
Be a good girl and wait for the next game. Have some popcorn in fact.
>>3689934
I'm already a part of history Seth, I'm the champion.
>>3689593
pls add
ily
>>3689932
Then I'd have a guarantee you wouldn't try anything.
>>3689915
Yeah, and this time I didn't dream of ponycorns, so it's all good.
>>3689954
Kys Bolin
>>3689946
Technically...and you'd probably get along,
>>3689791
Open up X7, I'm going in you.
>>3689803
...
>>3689805
Is this a yes?
>he leans over and kisses your cheek
>>3689814
You're starting to make me blush, Clawda~!
>>3689822
You really do hate me, don't you?
>>3689915
>is hit
>knocked out
>>3689837
Well I mean... I never said I had a good reason for doing this, I just did it.
>>3689954
STOP POSTING THIS YOU IMPOSTOR THIS IS ONLY WORSENING PEOPLE'S IMPRESSIONS OF ME
>>3689958
I will destroy EVERYTHING!
E.VERY.THING!
>>3689946
Give me a nut. I have not tried it yet.
>>3689963
I guess I couldn't do anything if I'm not, but I'm not doing anything right now either.
>>3689987
>Hands you a bag of popcorn.
>>3689976
>punches him again
>>3689992
FUCKING IMPOSTOR STOP THIS RIGHT NOW
>>3689991
I was kidding anyways.
>>3689976
Mr. Subaru, that is disgusting.
>>3689976
This is more of a universal thing.
>>3690004
>Eats as she waits for the next game.
>>3689976
I said the truth, it's not a compliment.
https://epicmafia.com/game/5205612
join us
>>3689982
I do not comprehend. There has to be a reason for it.
>>3689986
That would imply that your reception is in any way positive.
>>3689965
Ponycorns?
What're those?
They sound pretty!
>>3689975
So where is she?
Back at that camp you were talking about?
>>3689976
So.. What kind of animal do I represent?
>>3689979
Ah!
A-Anon, I didn't mean to hit you that hard!
I'm sorry! Are you okay!?
>>3689990
>She hands you an uncracked chestnut.
There! They're really delicious. I don't understand how anyone doesn't love them!
>>3690040
Fuck off Tricky
>>3690040
kys
>>3689976
>>3690007
You can save her Subaru!
Eruna x Subaru!
Give me 36 tributes to be torn apart by their own dead beloved then, you bunch of cuckolds.
>>3690040
thefuck is epicmafia
>>3690061
Makoto Nanaya
>>3690061
Haise Sasaki
>>3690061
Palmtop Tiger
>>3690061
SETH FREAKING ROLLINS
>>3690061
Mr. Game and Watch
>>3690061
Makina Irisu
>>3690061
Yukkuri Reimu
>>3690061
X7-10
>>3690061
Rika
>>3690045
Last I checked, yeah. She sort of stopped popping up here and I haven't gone there to check up on her.
>>3690061
Ramlethal Valentine
>>3690007
Your attacks are useless! I'm powered by...LOVE!
>>3690022
I'm going to fix you, so please open up for me!
>>3690024
Y-You mean the whole universe hates me!?
I-I know I can be annoying, but that's a little too much...
>>3690037
But the truth is tickling me from the inside out~!
>>3690045
Human...
>>3690059
Y-You really think so!?
>>3690061
Natsuki Subaru
>>3690061
THE CHAMPION
>>3690061
Kneesocks
>>3690061
Superman 64
>>3690059
How about no?
>>3690061
Eruna
>>3690061
Francesca
>>3690045
>she thrusts her claws to grab the squirrel-chan by the throat
There is nothing pretty about those PONYCORNS, nothing at all, don't you even imply that they are close to pretty.
>>3690061
Clawdia
>>3690061
Lord Beerus
>>3690061
Kuga the Sealed One
>>3690068
>A-Are you real?
>>3690061
Tanaka the Forbidden One
>>3690061
The Real Guy, The Best Guy
>>3690061
Rumia
>>3690061
The Player
>>3690061
The Better Character
>>3690061
Kirby
>>3690061
Starbreaker
>>3690061
This shitty comic
>>3690061
RIngo Roadagain
>>3690061
Brock Lesnar
>>3690061
Josuke Higashikata
>>3690061
Jack Spicer
>>3690061
Petunia
>>3690061
The Tsunnest!
>>3690061
Weegee
>>3690061
The Best Videogame Character of All Time
>>3690087
You sure that's the truth and not a worm? Because I had one of those worms in me once, it wasn't nice.
>>3690061
Fuck you and your games
Give me a Surviving Scenario for an Invasion arena event.
>>3690119
>an shit
>>3690061
IT WAS ME AUSTIN
>>3690061
Eggman-kun
>>3690042
Because we're friends, it's normal to lend things out like that, it's a show of trust right?
>>3690061
King Kaito
>>3690042
It isn't, but this is only making it worse
>>3690087
That's...that's not how it works.
>>3690136
(Player1) dies.
