/pfg/ Dendrophilia General
Yes Edition
Here, we fuck plants, dream of fucking plants, and discuss real world plants and games, animations, and comics with sexy plant creatures in them.
>Booru
http://plantfucker.booru.org
Everyone is welcome to join us.
I was told once that /trash/ would love a fapfic of Anon x Sunflower from PvZ. Is that still true?
Here's a little demo of my next drawing
as you can see, I've made quite a lot of progress.
>>3678924
If you are a new writer/someone who hasn't wrote for us before, yes, a gorillion times, yes.
However, for some reason or another, the topic has killed TWO of our writers.
>>3678983
I've never written for /trash/ specifically, but I posted some old stories I did in a Fifi thread a while back. I mostly dabble in gaming or anime-related stories, but I've also done "game character x Anon" in which the characters "come alive" to fuck the reader, which is what I assume the person who told me about this meant.
How has a topic killed a writer, unless it was nothing but negative/trolling feedback?
>>3679035
Nope, we loved it, the first one just disappeared before posting chapter 2.
Then the 2nd one disappeared before posting chapter 3 of their respective fics.
Quite disheartening.
Welcome to the party, however.
Again im posting this:
>>3679260
And this
>>3679126
My idea is short and sweet, just to see what the board thinks:
During another battle against the zombies, one of the sunflowers finds herself being moved just as things are heating up. Rather than being re-planted farther up the yard, she finds herself moved to a pot and placed into her master's home.
As the plants are able to talk in this series, she asks him what the problem is. He tells her that just in case the zombies make it through, he wanted to be able to enjoy his possible final day, and this particular sunflower seemed like the perfect girl to do that with. When she questions what he means, Sunflower notices a bulge in the human's pants and gives him a smirk.
It goes from there, as you can guess. It's pure smut and masturbation fuel, but I enjoy getting the reader off. I'm not going to bother with my pen name because I don't think it's really relevant for /trash/'s needs.
>>3679272
>Was about to post that myself
>Got confused when it says "duplicate file exists here" in a thread with 6 posts and 3 images
Thanks Anon.
>>3679292
Ah I see, feel free to not bother with the name, yeah. We're not exactly a naming bunch.
Cheers then, I'll be sure to save up in anticipation.
>>3679260
might as well post the whole thing
>>3679378
Right now I'm working on a one-shot for Pokemon Sun & Moon, so it won't come for a little bit. Hopefully tonight, but possibly tomorrow.
>>3679438
>A little bit
>Possibly tomorrow
Holy fuck man, I figured you'd say a week max.
Knocking expectations out of the damn park.
>>3679459
I'm incredibly, incredibly slow with my writing. I make excuses and sleep a lot. When I'm trying to impress a new crowd, though, I usually try and finish something quicker.
>>3679459
I can post an example of Anon x Character if that would help, that way you'll know whether or not you should bother getting hyped or saving.
I've done Anon x Monita (Nintendo Land, using the Wii U Gamepad) Anon x Nikki (Swapnote) Anon x Shantae, and Anon x sentient 3DS.
>>3679704
>Anon x sentient 3DS.
Please post this
>>3679731
http://pastebin.com/rA8RxfBM
>>3679704
>those fics
Hey Goombario
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=flHbBTfvw9Q
I don't know how many fics people have done so far. but we should start making a pastebin linking them at some point.
>>3679762
damnn that's was great haha
pretty creative
>>3679859
>We're the first one
Oh my god.
>>3679839
Damn it.
>>3679424
Dear god there more males than female and unknown combined, the pic is kinda Small.
>>3680017
Unknowns could be female, or even both
That fucking angry strawberry is def a dude tho
>>3680017
Theres a bigger res but for some reason DA won't let me grab it
Does this count
>>3680503
A Herm fruit get fuck by a banan, never see that before, where did you find it?
>>3680602
On Lurkingtyger's HF
>>3680016
I'll never forget your work
and others won't either. You do some unique stuff.
>>3680641
>>3678876
What does the juice of the blooming heart taste like?
>>3679260
I might do something with the toadstool if my work isn't up my ass in several hours
>>3681629
Yay more mushroom :)
ELECTRIC
BLOWJOBS
>>3682632
sorry to break it to you anon, but it just won't fit.
>>3679859
oh shit.
>>3679859
I hate these, it's 9gag-tier humor.
>>3679424
>scaredy shroom is unknown
Good
>>3680503
>>3684194
>dicks on females
God fucking dammit
>>3684272
Theres always someone
>>3684796
There doesn't need to be dicks on everything man.
>>3684829
>Implying we have tons of plants with dicks
We need more plant dicks
>>3684847
There's nothing wrong with dicks on males you know. I just don't like this shitty fetish.
>>3685088
I had a feeling you were That guy
>>3685117
Who?
>>3685145
The guy who always complains when a single futa is posted
But futa is rather lovely. Shame you're not into it
>>3685183
Dude you have an entire fucking board for that.
This thread is for all kinds of plants.
Not just the ones You approve of.
I'm done posting futa for now.
But I'll make sure to come back to keep the flow of plant dicks going, whether it be male or futa
>>3685183
>thinking that a literally entry-level fetish is lovely
>narrowing down everyone with a common opinion to a nonexistant boogeyman
I think you need to leave.
Convince me why I should get into plantfucking.
>>3686109
You shouldn't, it's mostly furry porn but with green skin.
Most people here are trying to be obscure and different, myself I just come here because it's more porn.
>>3686109
I can't convince you, I can only assert that since its inception back on /v/, I have loved this place and loved my waifu.
>>3686219
>Most people here are trying to be obscure and different
Wait, I wasn't informed of this. I'm here 'cause I'm a sucker for cute and sexy
>>3686219
>it's mostly furry porn but with green skin.
what?
i can't think of any animal that look like pic related or >>3682632
>>3686294
I think he means that its mostly anthro plants that are just plant heads with human bodies.
![tumblr_o97fgbu4d81ur12e4o1_1280[1].png](https://i.imgur.com/p7p9gZD.png "tumblr_o97fgbu4d81ur12e4o1_1280[1].png")
http://www.strawpoll.me/10578218
>>3689406
Everything is better with tits.
>>3689406
I prefer my plants to be anatomically correct. Seems more realistic, regardless of fantasy.
Fetishes aside, I think PvZ is a pretty nice game. And I don't even like tower defense gaems.
>>3689758
Wish they'd release PvZ games again on PC.
I really liked the game.
>>3686109
cute plants
>>3689832
Garden Warfare games are nice, but I agree, I'd love a PvZ2 port to PC. Heroes too, so it's an actual competitor with Hearthstone instead of a joke.
Has anyone ever actually came on a plant, in soil, etc?
I'd love to hear about it, because it sounds like an experience.
>>3690194
well, no but i did something similar
>was a kid
>bathroom was being used
>"i really need to fucking pee"
>go behind a big tree on the garden
>i did it
>i need a paper to clean my peepee
>"well i can use one of those leaves"
>my dick was feeling funny
>"well time to go"
and thats it
>>3684796
Are we gay?
>>3685302
MADE
FOR
BREEDING
>>3688974
Is this an OC, or an anthro Electric Blueberry
What's the perfect ratio of plant to human in an anthro character?
>>3694176
>Anthro
About 1:1, possible 7:6 or so.
>>3690194
Does fucking an orange count?
>>3694176
So long it has supple breasts, plump pussy, and thicc thighs.
>>3696209
This guy knows what's up.
>>3695538
Elaborate.
>>3699484
I do declare, this is just about perfect.
>>3699484
Godly
>>3699484
Sweet mother of Nature, this is perfect
>>3699484
Who made this Masterpiece.
here's toadstool /pfg/
I should have gone simpler, oh well
http://www.pixiv.net/member_illust.php?mode=medium&illust_id=57580996
>page 10
Back up you go
>>3707664
Ooh my. This one is new to me, and I must say, I like.
>>3710756
he has a tiny dick.
I love it.
>>3713053
More lewd fruits, this is fucking hot
damn it's been more slow than usual here
>>3718763
The regulars were out fucking their garden today
>>3719461
>Casually outside having sex with various flowers in their yard
Why does a world of casual sex turn me on so fucking much.
>>3719662
Because casual sex is top tier mate
>>3720388
I actually despise casual sex irl.
I promised this a couple of days ago, so here it is.
>>3719503
saturation?
i haven't been around in a while
have a plant monster someone requested
>>3721354
is this better?
>>3721892
not the same guy asking, but im curious about the taste of that
>>3721933
Well if you licked one of these, it'd taste like that.
>>3722173
Who next?
>>3722185
I'd like to one of this
>>3722185
can you either do the moonflower or the ghostpepper
>>3722454
>>3688974
hot damn
>>3721660
Yes, that's great, i like.
>>3722574
it's all up to the drawfag, anon ;)
>>3720487
What do you dislike about it, Anon?
>>3722002
i'm tempted to plant some of these
Just a short silly lewd fantasy I have:
>be you
>naked
>trapped in vines
>the curvy plant girl controlling them reveals herself to you
>while unable to move the plant girl proceeds to tease you preventing you from cumming with her vines until she wants to
>at first jerking you off with her vines as you view her breasts swell up a bit and getting leakier with sweet plant ''milk''
>then proceeding to titfuck you / sucking your dick or both
>if you've been compliant enough she'd let you suck her tits while she jerks you off
>and then she fucks you for you to cum inside her plant pussy.
>>3684194
>>3684796
>>3684847
>>3684853
>>3685117
>>3685183
>>3685229
Oh no it's one of these "if you don't like my fetish then you don't belong here" shitters again.
>>3727026
>posting humans in a plant thread
Fuck off.
>>3727049
>what is an accompanied image representing the feelings had on the current issue
It's almost as if you just joined this site yesterday
Apparently lower plants have sperm with 2 Flagella and Japanese researchers found out they can shoot sperm up to meters away.
Absolutely amazing.
>>3727026
Exactly where did I mention that others who hate futa should leave?
How about you quit trying to start shit up that never happened?
>>3727161
But do they have two plant vaginas?
>>3727230
Yes.
>>3723599
I'm just insecure. I'd rather have sex with one person.
>>3728937
this is wrong for multiple reasons
>>3728937
Yeah, uh...
No?
It was creepy when it was souls, this is just... eh
>>3728937
unf
>>3686219
>people try to be anti-mainstream
>on a degenerate online furry porn image board
Perhaps???
>>3734921
Lets move away from this
>>3735187
i thought Brendan stop doing porn
his "art" seem to improved a lot.
>>3735253
It's definitely different from the usual
you guys are a buncha fuckin dorks
>>3736449
Fun fact, Kevin from Ed Edd and Eddy was voiced by a woman.
>>3736720
so is bart Simpson, and ton of boys in cartoons
it's easier to get a woman than get a kid who's gonna grow out of the voice in a few years
>>3736720
>also VA'd Wheezie from Dragon Tales
based
>>3736449
Is that the watermelon creeper guy on the far right?
>>3737902
Nope, that's Jackie.
Unless you mean the heart frame, then that's Maractus.
here's your threadly dosage, /pfg/
>>3730798
flower does not have puss puss
>>3738598
That was a beautiful delivery of triplets on trips.
>>3738388
>you will never fuck that plump ass while he fucks the plant
What do you guys think of guttation? https://youtu.be/IldogSEm2qo
>>3741554
>>3741554
A cute plant nervously doing that in front of you and getting all flustered would be neat
T H I C C S H R O O M
>>3743155
Nice
>>3743155
Can you draw some thicc buttsex please?
>>3743155
Can you do the banan dino?
>>3743155
What about alien Flower from GW2?
>>3743155
No wonder Why the Plants get 2+/2+ with she played
>>3743155
I would love if you did Cactus from pvz2 or GW.
>>3743155
Oh my, those boobs.
>>3743850
Im okay with this.
>>3743850
You sir, you just come up with one of the greatest ideas i have hear yet.
>>3743850
Are those 2 girls?
>>3743943
Well is you choices, but it would be pretty cool if you did it.
>>3743917
Well yes, Alien Flower is a variant from GW, and the banana is also a female (as you can see up there)
>>3743961
Well how about I do one with primal sunflower and normal sunflower...
>>3744014
That i would love to see, is both of them female or is one of them a Herm.
>>3744031
I'd rather make them both female
>>3744053
Ah ok, oh did you made you tumblr account?
>>3744092
Shit, I forgot. I'll try to have it ready by tomorrow.
>>3744101
I understand, you a great artist, you forget stuff when you do something you like.
Courtesy of the drawthread
>>3742733
Anyone fantasize about being fucked by an entire Watermelon field?
You walk along, get exposed to the pheromones, the vines start pleasuring you, the flowers suck your cock, and then all the dense vegetation hides the fucking from view.
Not sure if grimrose is a girl but i wanted to draw her
How is it?
>>3746309
A little shittier than usual.
>>3746309
Is gud.
>>3746333
:^(
>>3746402
>>3746402
What the hell, hmm what do you call this nercophilia or dendrophilia?
>>3736449
Can someone gives me a colored picture of that mushroom chick. She's the only one where I forgot her damn colors.
>>3746703
I got your back
>>3737902
That's the only OC i hate from here. Literally pure concentrated cancer in a plant-like form.
>>3746309
I just check hes unknown.
>page 9
lol.
check this shit out
http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/668665
>>>/f/3105372
>>3751938
>boob groping animations
good shit
>>3738598
Someone just posted in the drawthread a second belated delivery of my sunflower request. Good stuff!
>Drago's birthday today
Neat. Happy birthday from the plant-fags.
>>3754059
I'm just gonna check /pfg/ to-
o-oh!?
that's so sweet of you!
Eh whats her name again, and where did this character originated from.
>>3756159
Amelia from Crungus Taizen
>>3755878
Oh it's his birthday? Hell yeah, day of birth for the great plantfucker artist god.
>>3706929
nneeeeeegggggggaaaaaah
>>3756626
Where does this "Crungus Taizen" post his art
>>3685197
Nigga you're on /trash/, anyone here who thinks they can police can go blow themselves (excluding mods plz dont ban)
>>3757886
>mods
>on /trash/
>>3758013
Thus the point; their our know rules, so either be a faggot or don't, but don't fag up each others faggotry?
Wait nvm /trash/ will claim all eventually, guess it was inevitable that I would get drunk and listen to iDubbbz while jerking off to plants.
Found this mushroom girl a few years ago.
This and >>3758662 are about a year apart.
This is all I could find that shows her full body.
Shame there's not more of her.
I always though she was pretty cute.
>>3758710
>That butt-mush
>>3758851
looks like a trap
not that i mind
>>3730798
No, he won't.
>listening to Dance All Night With My Wife by Justin Kuritzkes
>See >>3679272
I was eh... Browsing the plant fucker general on /trash/... And some anon posts all the grass-types from Pokemon clover version, and surely enough a picture of my wife was there... I-it doesn't bother me, that um... Y'know... Random people masturbate to pictures of my wife... Pictures of her that were taken when she was alive... And draw her doing lewd things... That's just life...
>>3759343
You mean Deloris?
>>3759375
[spoiler]yes[/spoiler]
>>3759420
I figured. What's the story behind that anyway, that got her into the game?
>>3759511
[spoiler]senpai im just kuritzkesposting. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D85284NRjzw[/spoiler]
>>3756995
http://boonsky.tumblr.com/
>>3744137
It is done:
http://screwroot.tumblr.com/
>>3761011
Just tit my shit up, plant.
