Zootopia Thread: We Are For You edition
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Have someone the fullversion of it?
Nth for Zhan being so good to us.
BUNE
>>3669230
for everyone
For Senpai
>>3669315
I want to spitshine Labjer's thick musky badger cock
>>3669324
That is the face of a proud papa.
>>3669282
Huh. Betty the bro. Didn't see that coming.
>>3669338
What's wring with finnick's feet?
>>3669324
>>3669324
WHERE DID YOU GET THOSE WHAT THE HELL
>>3669315
>got a tablet for become drawfag
>decide to boot up osu! for the hell of it
>my library is like 50 maps of dogsong
>they're all impossible
can the readers of my blog explain
>>3669385
McDonald's
>>3669361
Under her tough exterior is a heart that cares for a very select few.
>>3669392
Dunno, never read your blog.
>>3669402
wajeovjwvnr3v4y39nARE THEY STILL SELLING THEM
>>3669392
who even ar you?
>eyelash/gender discussion
>reminded of some female teachers and girls in school complimenting my thick, long eyelashes and lips
Would it be too meta to make an ambiguous male character with long eyelashes?
>>3669405
>Under her tough exterior is a heart that cares for a very select few.
So not quite a heart of gold? A heart of bronze, maybe? How does this work.
>>3669402
Never mind...they're not...
>>3669340
but that image shows a human cock, not a badger one
>>3669372
White ink confirm
>Marty actually does have a sister.
>She never manages to visit when he's around.
>>3669460
>Would it be too meta to make an ambiguous male character
Let me stop you right there: never don't make femme/ambiguous males
>>3669501
>>3669501
>Marty's sisters's BBQ is going to be amazing.
>>3669573
Man, I wasn't even thinking about that.
>>3669501
omg this went into comedy silver.
>>3669555
The intent is solely to confuse the viewer because of eyelashes being a visual shorthand for cartoon gender differences. That's literally the only reason. The dude could even have a short temper about people mentioning it.
>>3669286
Badgers have setts anon
>>3669501
>Marty's sister is actually really, really, really, really nice
>But has the self esteem of a fucking pillbug
>She literally crumples into a heap and starts crying when Ozzy brings up the joke about her sucking Remmy's dick
this is true and real important image for every thread
Anyone got a full version of hell is warm?
>>3669611
But do they have sex?
Specifically with bunnies whose names start with the letter C.
As a hypothetical question, of course.
>>3669460
She has a heart of gold...when it comes to Remmy.
>>3669633
>>3669609
Did I not triple double at you hard enough, motherfucker.
>>3669315
>The original gid cucks bonnie anon has been MIA for over a full day.
H-he's really gone, isn't he? May the lord welcome him home like the true hero he is.
>>3669677
Nope.
>>3669501
>>3669643
We'll need to run some cutting edge advanced computer simulations!
>Grab Labger and bunny, put in a box and play some smooth Barry White.
>>3669705
CUTE
>>3669705
Martina seems like a cool person to hang out with unlike her lame brother.
>>3669705
TSUN
DERE
TSUN
DERE
TSUN
DERE
>>3669705
>Al could throw "Martina" with a flick of his wrist if he wanted to
>he gets embarrassed instead
HE'S ACTUALLY DOING IT, THE ABSOLUTE MADMAN
>>3669705
I ship it.
>>3669705
keeyute
>>3669750
He looks annoyed, not embarrassed.
>>3669501
>>3669705
Well, Marty's stock just raised for me.
Among other things.
Whatcha got there Calvin?
Don't forget to add your submissions and vote for Thematic Thursday next week!
>Poll goes live tomorrow
>Thematic Thursday is aimed to encourage content creators to play around with a theme selected by the community
>Both doodles and greentexts welcome
>More details http://derpy.me/trashthematicthursdays
May I ask to add strawpoll to the next OP too?
>>3669767
THAT'S SOME FUCKING RACIST ASS SHIT YOU GOT THERE CALVIN
>>3669501
Marty and Martina grew up alongside their siblings: Martin, Morten, Martine, and Tino.
>>3669340
Calvin are you even old enough to post here
>>3669761
Tsundere, anon. If he was really annoyed, he wouldn't be turning his head and eyes.
>>3669769
What about regular stories, are they ok?
>>3669767
Oh
my god
Is Calvin seriously doing what I think he is? That's adorable.
>>3669786
Maybe he's trying to watch TV.
>>3669802
I didn't know if he skipped a year or something. Maybe I just see him as being younger due innate bun-ness
>>3669832
That's speciest, anon.
>>3669665
>>3669802
You know he's going to start imaging himself as a member of the Long Patrol.
"Servicing" his Badger lord in times of stress. Helping him polish his axe.
>>3669874
He's holding a copy of a Redwall book, anon.
>>3669874
Lord Brocktree
Redwall book
Running joke that they're super fucking racist books in Zootopia in labjer's work.
>>3669285
officer BUNE
>>3669870
Heresy you say?
>>3669802
>HE JUST WANTS TO IMPRESS LABJER.
>HE KNOWS LABJER READS IT.
>THAT MAKES IT OKAY.
Yeah, that's how it starts. It won't just stop there probably.
>>3669874
It's Lord Brocktree, it's a Redwall book about a super badass badger.
>>3669898
Not only is it a Redwall book, it's a Redwall book about a god-tier badger.
>>3669874
He's holding a Redwall book focused on a Badger.
Redwall in the context of Zootopia is some fucking really racist shit.
Ferrets and Foxes and Rats are always evil.
Moles are literally retarded and can't speak properly.
>>3669917
Oh, I had no clue.
I only ever read like... Two books? Maybe 3? Martin the Warrior, Salamandstrom, and some other one. Barely remember it.
>>3669887
You took the words out of my mouth. This bun is gonna have some flights of fancy, no doubt.
>>3669750
He's not going to throw a woman who isn't even in his weight class.
Hell, she isn't in his ranking system.
deleted scene from au zootopia
>https://vimeo.com/167648053
Hi everyone! I'd super appreciate somebody filling me in on what I missed today!
Also, I have no fics on my to-read list (other than audibook stuff, and I don't have a space to get good quality recordings for those). Would anyone like some feedback?
>>3669501
>>3669705
>>3669767
I love all of this <3
>>3669927
>Moles are literally retarded and can't speak properly.
I always thought of them as just having a really, really indecipherable accent.
Does Redwall have it own flag? Think its like the zootopian confederate flag?
>>3669954
My thoughts exactly.
He's not going to chuck a woman onto the ground -- hell, a throw from him could be fatal to a girl her size -- just because he can. Having restraint doesn't make him interested.
>>3669962
>So wait, Calvin's got the hots for some sort of badger supremacist?
It's an entirely different setting, it makes sense for a D&D nerd to be into it.
>>3669962
He doesn't read it for the social implications
He reads it to fantasize about being a hare"maid" to a strong, muskular badger.
>>3669964
http://pastebin.com/3b3LMmkp
This is super short and sweet. I'd love to hear you give it a read.
Call it "Tender Fangs" if you must give it a name.
>>3669787
I've been thinking about this and there's absolute no stopping you if you'd like to create a longer story. Mind you, polls close on Sunday evening, so you'll have only three days to solve the case.
The main idea here however is keep things quick to allow anons go through as many stories as possible and to be more of a challenge. It's tougher to pull together a meaningful story within a few lines than a several chapters, which is why greentext form is heavily suggested/
But yeah, if you'd like to have an entire story ready more power to you, anon! It's just a first attempt so a lot of details are up in the air as long as you create and have fun.
God, I'm so excited for the next week.
>>3669964
http://archiveofourown.org/works/7281244'
Might as well have you snap up this little oneshot I wrote the other night.
Let's see if my writing holds up when it's not smut.
>>3670004
>muskular
hue.
I want to sniff and lick Judy's paws and suck her toes.
>>3669964
A scene from S.D.A.'s fic
>>3670061
That chicken leg on Nick (?) is making me hungry
>>3670005
>http://pastebin.com/3b3LMmkp
You think I haven't read THE Tender Fangs? I loved Tender Fangs!
https://soundcloud.com/user-759005115/tender-fangs
I'm super glad I ran into you! I'd hate to think the authors I've done fics for didn't get my recordings!
>>3670023
>http://archiveofourown.org/works/7281244'
I'll check it out! Thanks, Grizzly!
>>3670057
This is so cute! Oh man, I'm going to make an addition to the theme week-- booping snouts!
I only now realize I am too invested in this sweet bunny boy OC. Please be merciful.
>>3670112
Oh!
I never even realized! Now I'm super nervous to give it a listen!
>>3669283
For you, anon
>>3670061
Do you have tumblr?
>>3670117
You and me both, anon.
>>3670117
Labger just needs to set him up with a relative.
>>3670128
Don't be! I'm more nervous my feedback will be terrible!
Same logic applies to bees.
>>3670112
Booping snouts? Are you sure you don't want twitching noses instead?
>>3670150
>Maybe with a cousin... that works in a burga joint.
>>3670150
But what if it's not just a fetish for badgers?
>>3670117
I'm afraid I can't do that, anon
>>3670168
...
Can't talk doing a recording
>>3670198
Or a /fit/ one
>>3670200
He wouldn't be reading Redwall if he didn't have badgerlust hard
>>3670101
the perspective is kind of lost with the towel, and its just his random Dingo character with a random bunny.
>>3670146
Yeah its Capriosci, but none of the stuff I'm working on is on there yet. I'm doing this for him as a friend.
>>3670200
It's pretty clearly not. He acctually loves him to some degree, even if it's not exactly the deepest.
>>3670206
pic related
>>3670226
>He wouldn't be reading Redwall if he didn't have badgerlust hard
I think it's also because he wants to be into what badger is also into. They're both nerds anyway. But yeah, inserting himself and Labjer into some sort of personal Redwall fantasy seems inevitable in his future.
>>3669887
>>3669893
>>3669906
Oh he own's the book too
>>3670267
Absolute madman.
>>3670267
I fucking knew it.
>>3669705
>Al thinks it's just Marty being obtuse
>Al gets tired of the nonsense
>tells them to knock it off and yanks their skirt off
>it really is a lady
>confusion and embarrassment ensues
>>3670267
Oh.
Ohhhhhhhhhhhhh.
Okay yeah that poor bunny needs to be let down now before he builds up his delusions even more.
>>3670061
Wait, which fic is this?
>>3670290
A la Steins Gate
>>3670290
>really is a lady
>is also just Marty being obtuse
>MARTY WAS THE REAL REVERSE TRAP ALL ALONG
>mfw you can't trust the genders of anyone on Pack Street anymore
Fuck, I'm not even sure if I'm a dude anymore.
>>3670267
This would only be more pathetic if he'd be recording Labgers voice and audio mixed the clips to play while he masturbated
>You are, wonderful Calvin I lo-ve you
>>3670308
its not done, i was just proof reading it for him and decided to doodle
>>3670446
Nah, it's just "Martina" and Avo. Everyone else we know.
>>3670455
There's nothing wrong with getting a tool to aid you with your needs. He just happens to have access to a preferred flavor. A really awesome, nerdy flavor that I am jealous of.
>>3670457
Well tell him to hurry up because that looks really hot and I want to read it RIGHT NOW REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>3670512
Poor Martina, he'll land a top dog of his very own some day...
>>3670536
>multi
Ehhhhhhhhhh...
>>3670512
Well, that particular fanon got shot down hard pretty fast.
>>3670512
yessss
avo with the followup.
>>3670504
>Avo could be male or female
>Marty/Martina could be male/female siblings, male crossdresser/trap, female crossdresser/reverse trap
>Anneke and Wolter are androgynous to the point that it's hard to tell one from the other
>"Charlie" is a gender-neutral name
>Even Remmy is a guy, or a girl, or twins
BRITFAGS IN HERE YOU BETTER NOT FUCK UP TODAY LADS
>>3670512
>recycle bin
>not garbage
Hey again guys it's the anon that lost a dog earlier this week. How do you guys deal with wanting something to exist so badly that you can no longer fap to anything and have zero motivation to do anything but lay on the ground all day?
>>3670678
We can't take it either. Have you seen the responses on the Bun poll?
That's why we're here shitposting about Zootopia.
>>3670157
Alright! Finished! I'm so glad you enjoyed it.
I don't think I ever mentioned, but the author is actually Bunanon's author.
Apparently I can sometimes do a normal narrative piece too. Who knew.
It's nice to hear there wasn't anything absolutely glaringly wrong with it, too.
>>3670725
Nick looks really excited about that
>>3670700
>responses on the Bun poll
Huh?
>>3670512
>"But Al, I thought you LIKED Martina Time!"
>"...Marty, what did I tell you about doing our Private Time Things in public?"
>"Al! I'm shocked, SHOCKED! I never knew you were such a massive degenerate."
>"Avo..."
>"To think, you have such *horrible* taste in men..."
>"Avo don't make me break your fucking nose."
>>3670752
http://www.strawpoll.me/10555756/
Is there any actual Cuck art yet? It's not like my fetish or anything but I'm curious
>>3670678
I try to teach myself new things, or go to the gym. I'm sorry about your dog anon, my pet was the third thing
>>3670758
desu the whole EVERYONE HAS TO BE GAY. EVERYONE. NO EXCEPTIONS. thing is kinda getting old to me.
>>3670780
Bernie pls go
>>3670802
you're in the den of faggotry, what did you expect?
>>3670802
Fangmeyer and Wolford were the first victims, I fucking warned you /trash/
>>3670700
I cannot fucking deal anon. She was so old but still so full of life, and I was preparing every day for her to be dead, but not fucking like this. I don't want something to fill the void, I fucking NEED it, or I'm gonna lose my mind.
>>3670785
That's the thing though, I wanted to learn how to draw because of these threads, and now I don't want to do anything at all.
>>3670802
Am I allowed to agree with you, as a homo? Or is that against the rules?
>>3670802
But we're not making everyone gay. Just those two.
Calvin and Labjer is explicitly being set up for a massive heartbreak.
>>3670802
don't think of it that way, anon. Think of it as more "everyone is bisexual".
It's just about what fun relationships you can have between characters. Sexuality in itself is irrelevant.
>>3670780
Bernielover did a cuck thing once where Nick watched Judy get fucked by a guy bunny
>>3670852
No, shut your whore mouth.
>>3670802
WildeHopps is straight. In fact, like every Hopps ship bar BellHopps is straight.
Every Gazelle ship is straight
Labjer is straight and going to break Calvin's heart
Top contender for fucking Remmy is easily Betty.
>>3670780
>>3670828
I don't know what to tell you man, losing a pet is hard. You kinda have to force yourself to do something or obsess over something or you're going to go crazy thinking about it.
>>3670054
This is the correct response to Judy's feet
>>3670584
>today
It's almost midnight in britbongistan
>>3670802
Every new OC created recently is nothing but wish fulfillment for socially awkward gay young men or trans"""""women""""" to live out their submissive fantasies and it's painfully transparent at this point. I just skim the threads for art and greentexts now, and end up ignoring about 50% of them because they're all gayshit.
>>3670870
But we're really not, though. Every other bit of gay is involving OCs. Surely you don't have a problem with gay characters that started out gay?
>>3670883
Thats pretty good art but like, her face is just so dead inside its terrifying
>>3670883
So is Stu enjoying himself or...
>>3670904
No I mean the Calvin thing is a lie and I won't stand to hear it.
>>3670885
Alright then, fuck it. Crazy it is. I'm gonna double my antidepressant dose and maybe start exercising. Won't stop until it hurts worse than what it feels like now.
RICK MOORE TWITTER RIGHT FUCKING NOW!
https://twitter.com/_rich_moore/with_replies
Where were you when NickxJudy was confirmed?
Does someone have a small request they want done? I'm bored.
>>3670919
But it's true. We've long known who the Labjer has had the hots for. He's simply not gay, and no amount of wishing on Calvin's part is going to make him like dick.
>>3670943
also he is retweeting a lot of art right now so maybe is your time to shill your art specially if it is NickxJudy stuff
>>3670943
I think you fucked up that link but I see the tweet in question. Calling their relationship organic?
>>3670951
A sloth doing an extreme death defying stunt?
>>3670951
Limbo contest, Nick, Judy and Finnick
>>3670955
I just want him to be let down gently damn it.
>>3669641
here's "At least hell is warm", "Hell is warm and full of sinners" is still unfinished
>>3670951
Young Judy jamming carrots up her nostrils.
>>3670951
The wolves doing a drug bust
>>3670905
It's shopped. The original has her smiling.
>>3670943
>Rick Moore
>Rick
a-anon...
>>3671029
ZPD wolves that is
>>3670951
Nick worn out sitting down and massaging his leg after a hard day's work, still in his officer uniform.
>>3671051
fuck my life and fuck my spellchecker
>>3670888
She has beautiful feet.
We need a fucking korean runes transcriptor
The amount of quality content mitoro/totolove is producing is amazing
>>3670881
>>3670487
Forgot ear
Sitting here wondering if I should go to the ER, guys.
>>3671224
that's poop
>>3671237
Why?
What happened?
>>3671237
What for, anon?
>>3671237
Something get stuck up your ass?
>>3670678
You lost a dog too, anon?
I'm so, so sorry. How are you feeling? How long has it been?
Do you want to talk?
>>3671247
maybe
>>3669964
Dunno if you're still hanging around thread, but Bunny Kit's Tale V2 should be done tonight or tomorrow if all goes well!
>>3669282
>Female character who is bro toward a look-like weak male character
I don't know who made this comic, but I would like to say thank you at this person for making it!
>>3671318
>I don't know who made this comic
zhan
>>3671318
>I don't know who made this comic
>"Nth for Zhan being so good to us"
>comic is signed
?????
>>3671314
Oh, I can't wait to see it! Still here, just uploading the Having the Bun file. Internet in this hotel is super slow.
But Bunny Kit is super comfy and I can't wait to see what you've done with it!
>>3670943
Rich, please, Platonic friendship > Romance.
>>3671252
We have a steamer at work that has a broken indicator light. Someone turned it on and to full temp without me knowing. Go over to pop a lobster in, open and reach right into the fucker. Took my hand out after less than a sec but with steam you don't even have that long before the damage is set in. Skin started sloughing off a half hour later.
>>3671357
What's she reading to the children, /trash/?
>>3671401
How to seduce a fox
>>3671401
Were rabbits good guys in Redwall?
If so, that.
>>3671412
Considering it's a request I made for my fic... you're not far off.
>>3671390
If you're middle knuckles normally look like that you're probably fine, otherwise I'd probably go to the ER.
>>3671432
link?
>>3671390
uhhh
Maybe not ER, but an urgent care facility in the area if you can might be a good move?
>>3671401
Anatomy of a Knot
>>3671401
Communist Manifesto.
>>3671374
DELET
>>3671401
>"And that's how the bunny learned to take the knot, analy."
>>3671439
They're really puffy
>>3671458
>>3671401
Mein Kampf
>>3671466
I don't know much about burns man, but I'd go just to be safe
>>3671374
Yes. They just platonically cuddle. And nonromantically think about each other all day. And nonsexually hold hands
>>3671401
>"...and that's how Ferrel Focks fucked his way through an entire bunny burrow. The end."
Who here wants to have a bun? Well, you can all put down your hands, because here's Having the Bun by Grizzlyfag!
Check out the text here:
http://archiveofourown.org/works/7281244'
And listen to the blind readthrough and commentary here:
https://soundcloud.com/user-759005115/having-the-bun
>>3670713
That's awesome! It was a very fun read, and I hope the readthrough and commentary was helpful!
>>3671442
Ehh, I'll link the original version, but the rewritten and much improved version will hopefully be done by tonight or tomorrow.
https://www.fanfiction.net/s/11967003/1/A-bunny-kit-s-tale
>>3671513
>Hand holding
Holy shit censor that filthy smut! I know this is /trash/ but come on....
>>3671531
I forgot my picture...
>>3671536
>>3671468
I mean
If Labjer enjoyed that, maybe there's hope for Calvin yet?
where were you when Wildehoppes was all but confirmed
>>3671558
Look I know that is not rare to use the same characters for the background in animation, but I FUCKING SWEAR IF I SEE THAT SHEEP ONE MORE TIME
>>3671594
Ah yes, the Japanese method of censorship
>>3671601
It's not canon, the director just loves it
>>3671601
>Pushing your shipping into the face of people who made the movie
Joke aside, this is fucking disgusting, stop harassing people who made this movie with your shipping faggotry for fuck sake...
>>3671594
That should keep the children from copying such degenerate filth!
>>3671645
>not knowing Rich
>>3671601
>We'll see where fate takes them
So Judy falls in love with a rabbit and Nick dies
>>3671645
They love it.
>>3671645
are you retarded?
he probably browses /trash/ looking for wildehopps pics to satiate his needs of ship fuel
>>3671558
Travis has his bedroom eyes game down already goddamn
>>3671597
>If Labjer enjoyed that, maybe there's hope for Calvin yet?
Maybe Labjer is fairly straight but could be convinced to do some roleplaying. Just gotta pretty himself up and cater to his likes.
>>3669340
Badgers are not for cocks
They are for reporting the news TBQH
Speaking of the news, word is I'm a fucking filthy shill who is shilling his crappy animal fanfiction update
https://archiveofourown.org/works/6682150/chapters/16537342
word
>>3671714
I'm not sure about byron
But yeah rich is a fucking shipper like us
>So, uh... Honey here.
>I may have a slight problem.
>>3671745
>Like us
>Us
Talk for yourself you shipperfag!
>>3671775
Oh do tell.
>>3671775
You're pregnant?
>>3671731
>This is an ongoing writing project made to experiment with style and narrative. I hope you enjoy.
Interesting. I usually avoid longer fics but this sounds fun.
>>3671645
>frogposter
>>3671775
What's wrong?
>>3671779
>being a platonic fag
Reminder that if you like them as platonic friends you are supporting Nick being a Cu ck.
Friendship between boys and girls don't exist
>>3671775
Wot? You got smashed and screwed someone silly?
>>3671835
>Friendship between boys and girls don't exist
