HG thread
>>3667950
Cute.
>>3667950
Y-You're the only person who looks out for me Ram-sama
>>3667843
I'm an elite tribute! I'm not in a squad with you idiots!
>>3667865
>I could see about trying to find my copy and mailing it to you if I find it somewhere. I'll let you know if I do.
>>3667950
How's the doggo?
>>3667950
Yes...yes...brushie brushie brushie
>>3667950
I like that dog.
>>3667890(Rika-tan)
I hope you've told your sister about those bets. I know if I was her I would be pissed if I woke up to find I was some ogre' plaything because of some stupid bet my sister made.
>>3667977
I could really use some cough syrup right about now...
>>3667980
They're saging to fill up the bump limit, they might have missed one by accident.
>>3667889
That doesn't make any sense, besides what makes me me is programming.
>>3667950
Thanks Rammy..
>>3667977
I feel that I can take it easy for today.
>>3667977
I do not smoke, but thank you for the act.
>>3667977
That may be the saddest thing I ever heard.
>>3667977
It would be more satisfying if it was him.
>>3667978
>>3667977
Traps too!? Just leave me alone already ~de geso!!
>>3667980
Probably furfags who want to fill in their agenda against HG
>>3668003
Why? Who cares?
>>3667843
Well, they do say three's a crowd. Or, was it four?
>>3667876
>>3668009
Effective in what respect, might I ask? If it's beauty that we're judging well then you, certainly have won in my book.
However I wouldn't be so quick to just the power of our other members, the small child in particular, I've heard rumors that he's unable to die.
>>3667977
Do you know how to wield a sword? I may be able to teach you a few tricks I've learned over the years.
>>3667977
>>3668019
Why would I do that? That'd ruin your perfect squid legs!
>>3668035
Why don't you ever use Zacharie anymore, Rinnydong?
Calling dibs on hosting
Some ass was humping any and all HG threads not at the bump limit right before they fell off the catalog. 5 bucks says it was Hoshi false flagging as a furfag to start shit and get hg banned from /trash/
>>3668045
You really don't need to do this, I can cook for myself just fine...
>>3668062
The Eagle already did
>>3668004
Listen to your heart, Stingray...when he's calling for you. Listen to your heart...there's nothing else you can do. I don't know where you're going, and I don't know why. Listen to your heart, before, he tells you goodbye.
>>3668045
I like this, but why did we include a dog? Dogs can't sing.
>>3668002
Ogres...? Naaaah, they're stupid. She knew, alright, not that she was happy.
>>3667977
Huh, convenient.
>>3668045
I'M STILL NOT GOOD AT SINGING!
>>3667980
I honestly didn't know there was a different thread up with a game so sorry senpai
>>3668062
Shut the FUCK UP
>>3668045
Farewell to all of you.
>
Good moooorningg...
>>3668045
Who keeps giving me these supplies, I wonder?
Regardless, thank you.
>>3668065
>5 bucks says it was Hoshi false flagging as a furfag to start shit and get hg banned from /trash/
Kek
>>3668065
Wait, you can sage on /trash/ right?
Why not just sage the old threads to death?
>>3667973
It appears many of you find me cute.
>>3667991
I fear for it's safety. But it is fine for now.
>>3667992
Anything to stop you from doing it.
>>3668002
It is a cute one.
>>3668004
...
>>3668035
I am quick to judge. I am usually right.
>>3668045
>>3668067
It is fine. I want you to choke on it.
>>3668045
Out of my way ~de geso!!
>Tosses aside with tentacles.
>>3668053
...No comment ~de geso.
>>3668065
>humping any and all HG threads
10$ it's Furry Porn.
>>3668081
Squirrel-chan!
>fondles
>>3668045
You fucking idiot! You just mess my woulds up even more! I'll tend to them myself!
>>3668088
That's what the anon doing it now is doing.
>>3668090
Then I have more reason to not touch it...
>>3668069
He can suck my dick
>>3668088
Because most of HG doesn't give a shit about chan etiquette.
We did get kicked off of fucking /b/. /b/.
>>3668081
Ah, it's you again. It's more fitting to say 'Good afternoon', but greetings nonetheless.
>>3668071
But hey, at least you won and got some good money out of it...right? Please tell me you didn't actually lose yourselves...
>>3668081
Morning Chipmunk! How's it going with your search for Noel?
>>3668045
I apologize in advance for the broken hostage events
Everything that could possibly fuck up has
>>3668056
>Dunno. Just doesn't appeal to me anymore, but the same can be said about a lot of my other avas.
>>3668081
Morning? Do you have any idea the time?
>>3668090
But how are you so sure? You simply base this off your intuition? That kind of mindset is one that may get you killed.
>>3668095
>>3668081
Makoto.
>>3668121
Who would care enough about me to do this?
>>3668065
We're not gonna get banned from trash unless someone starts spamming loli porn, and even then they might just ban the shitposter themselves.
HG will die when this board gets deleted, which probably won't happen any time soon.
>>3668109
Well good on that anon, maybe now the other degenerates will stop complaining about us flooding the trashcan.
>>3668121
Our plan was flawless! They could have never survived!
>>3668121
>Uses healing wind on her
>>3668081
...Hey. It's like a quarter past 3 in the afternoon in my perception of it.
>>3668117
Pfft, you think I'd bet stuff like that when it wasn't a surefire win?
>>3668121
Shut up...just...SHUT UP!
>>3668121
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KJezMI2ibH0
>>3668128
Can't you find somethink better to do ~de geso??
>>3668115
Uh... that was less etiquette and more breaking the rules. It isn't against the rules to not use a thread completely.
>>3668090
Not as cute as Puck. She's the cutest kitten in all the land!
>>3668121
What great timing! Boy, am I thirsty.
>>3668070
Tracksuit... Please stop... This is hurting me physically.
>>3668090
Rammy? Is there something wrong?
>>3668164
>Boy, am I thirsty.
There's the understatement of the season.
>>3668121
>>3668115
>chan etiquette
>>3668164
>Am I thirsty
We know. You are like Soviet. But better in every possible way.
>>3668151
Relax. It's just some magic.
>>3668173
Hm? Someone's coming!
>Hides
>>3668173
L-lewd...
>>3668099
Hi, Anon!
How're you doing?
>>3668116
But I just woke up..
>She yawns and lays on the floor, curling up on her tail.
D'you have any snacks?
>>3668117
Um.. Well, the search hasn't gone very well, but I'm learning how to cook for when she gets here, so things've kind of okay!
>>3668127
>She wipes a bit of dried drool from her mouth with her tail, her messed-up hair making it evident she'd just woken up.
Uh-huh. I'm just still sleepy.
>>3668130
Rammy! Hi!
How're you doing? Are you feeling better? You've had me so worried..
>>3668151
>She brings her tail up to her front and hugs it, the soft fur showing a streak of dried saliva on it, like a heavy sleeper's pillow would.
Just woke up..
>She belts out a big ol' yawn and rubs her eyes.
Can I have a hug..?
>>3668173
I... tried ~de geso...
>>3668127
As will believing they could accomplish something.
>>3668160
My canine is objectively cuter.
>>3668168
I can not believe Kaito is dead.
>>3668173
He's gone. The hunt will begin.
>>3668133
>Implying faggolas won't go back to /hga/
This will happen and you know it.
>>3668173
Did I just trip over a Superman64 Cartridge?
I thought all of these were burned...
>>3668193
>too busy fondling squirrel-chan's breasts to hear her
>Anons think that because I got into an argument with Link about (literally) memes that we're not still good
lmao.
Also, I abandoned my game because I had to leave, wasn't given any prior warning or time to post winner, sorry for leaving so abruptly.
>>3668199
That's if HG gets banned in the first place, which it won't.
>>3668208
I wasn't shitting on ringadingdongabel, you nigger.
>>3668193
Right now? No, but I'd be happy to provide some for you when I exit the arena.
>>3668217
kys Bolin
>>3668208
Post with your ava so I can filter you and shit on you.
>>3668151
Sure I would. The feeling of losing it all to win big is why we all gamble! I know you're smart, but I'm pretty sure you have your dumb days too.
>>3668168
It's a song I heard earlier today. It got my pumped up like noting else, so I thought I'd share it with you!
>>3668204
>>3668173
Uh, ma'am? You know there are better games out there to do that with, right?
>>3668193
Like cooking nuts and fruit, right?
>>3668228
Now, where could they be?
>>3668218
Pretty much, the only way for this community to die is if brantsteele dies first. It doesn't really matter if /trash/ dies or if our threads get banned.
>>3668229
Sure thing anon.
If I do then you'll hear it from Kamina, I've told him my name so he if I stop posting then he'll find out what happened to me.
>>3668228
A-Am I in the Zhonecage again? Wait, what's Hap-
>disappears
>>3668193
There is no reason to worry about me.
>>3668228
Oh. Looks like there will not be a prom.
I'm hungry.
>>3668234
I tripped over it...and its a video game, you can't do that kind of thing with a video game Cartridge.
>>3668197
Look Rambo, I like you, but you've got horrible taste in cute animals. Puck is cute because her head looks like a squirrels head, and she's small enough to fit inside my pocket. Nothing is cuter than that
>>3668228
I don't know why he did it Envy. I guess he was jealous of my good looks and amazing personality?
>>3668228
>>3668259
I got you something
>Pulls out cock
>>3668248
Idgaf just kys.
>>3668263
Forgive me.
I still have it if you want it.
>>3668172
>>3668183
>:^)
>>3668193
>He watches intently at your tail
..I see. So you not only are you late, but you're aware of the time. And on top if it all, you're barely dressed! Did you sleep in that apparel?
>>3668197
Well then, if you're so confident I'll just show you what I can d-
>>3668228
>>3668263
I can assure you that it was neither of those things, but something much deeper, that I could never explain even with my final breath.
>He dies with Subaru in his arms
>>3668239
I guess I should have reworded to "HG won't get taken off /trash/ unless /trash/ itself dies."
>>3668197
Dead? What do you mean dead?
>>3668234
I know the song man... I'm a musician after all.
>>3668266
I didn't know I had that....
>>3668173
Oh, hey again.
>>3668188
EXACTLY!
>>3668193
...Why?
>>3668234
I only ever lost one "bet", and that still turned out for the better.
>>3668259
Go prey on something in the games.
>>3668266
....
>I think I have an event in my games just like that, provided that it's fatal for Hitler too.
>>3668259
>he hands the little girl a bag of chips
It's the only one I have, so use it wisely.
>>3668260
That's quitter talk if I've ever heard it.
>he picks it up and shows you the bottom part
See that opening? That's where you were aiming for, wasn't it? I bet it would feel good, but you don't want to do that out in the public like that.
>>3668266
YOU'RE ROCKING TOO FAST, YOU IDIOT!
>>3668274
>>3668266
I think you were a bit quick on the dramatic death, there.
>>3668259
For what?
>>3668293
>Uses Healing Wind again.
>>3668270
As I've said before, when I meet my criteria for suicide material. Besides, things are actually getting better for me, people have stopped acting weird towards me and I'm getting along with everyone better, I'm not going to meet my criteria anytime soon.
>>3668295
...What in the name of gods green earth is wrong with you?
>>3668266
It's not like that guy needs a TV anyways.
>>3668273
I do want it, but I don't know what it does. It's kind of scary looking...
>>3668274
>he drops Subaru as he dies
Y-You mean...love?
>>3668266
>>3668274
This is why relying on others is pointless.
>>3668263
You really are clueless, Subaru. The way Buddy greets me every morning is fact enough that it is cuter than your feline.
>>3668266
>>3668282
Sometimes I can still hear his voice.
>>3668306
CUT IT OUT!
>>3668324
I knew I should have cleaned it first! Such a rookie mistake!
>>3668226
I want you to shit all over me, Bolin-kun.
>>3668266
>eats the rooster
Thank you.
>>3668293
I can't wait that long, I'm hungry now.
>>3668295
>grabs bag and opens it
>tosses it over her shoulder
That is not meat. I want meat.
>>3668306
I want to eat a human of course. Wasn't that obvious?
>>3668335
Why? I'm doing nothing wrong.
>Does it again
>>3668282
Isn't it catchy?
I mean, it kind of made me feel weird, but it was a good weird!
>>3668293
Tell me about it Rika-tan. I want to hear all about your past problems.
>>3668308
I could ask the same to you, Ms. I want to do lewd things to a Nintendo game
https://youtu.be/9G1tmz6LyQY
What the fuck is discount Utsutsu doing kicking ass?
![[worried laughter].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/O9tR5ai.jpg "[worried laughter].jpg")
>>3668331
I think that smile is creepier than her shark smile.
>>3668318
>Retrieves the chocolate skull from her time machine.
This Demon-Killer Elixer...
I want you to have it.
>>3668347
...Pardon?
>>3668331
That's because I'm still talking! I can't become a ghost ya'know...
>>3668353
Tracksuit am I dead?!
>>3668343
Who the fuck are you?
I didn't post that btw, fucking Wiggins spread the image and people started using it.
>>3668358
You tend to overdo it when you just learn how to not smile like a psychopath.
>>3668305
Perhaps I was...but that does not mean I can't die...happy.
>He dies in Rika's arms
>>3668318
Y-yes! Certainly that was it, that were my motives after all.
>>3668321
Would you look at that, I died just mere seconds after you! What does that prove?
>>3668355
>Discount
>Utsutsu was inspired by that character.
>>3668358
its more the eyes that make it creepy.
if dubs, Kamina must notice me
>>3668353
I tripped you perverted freak! why would I ever want to do that kind of thing with a video game Cartridge?
>>3668213
You okay, Anon?
>>3668227
Okay..
Hmmn, I'll just see if anybody else has snacks..
How're y-
>She yawns.
-ou doing?
>>3668234
Yep!
Some alien guy is gonna summon a demon who can teach me how to cook.
>>3668258
Yes there is!
We're friends, and you seem really down, Rammy.
Is there anything I can do to make you feel better?
>>3668274
Oh, no, I didn't. I sleep in my pajamas, this is just my fighting outfit.
It's really small and cute so that I can move around easier.
>>3668293
'Cause I'm sleepy..
>She takes a bag of nuts out of her pocket and starts eating them, her drowsy eyes drooped so low they're nearly closed.
>>3668352
I'M WARNING YOU!
>She slams her hands against the side of her tank
>>3668347
And other people've been hungry for days.
>>3668353
Yeah, I don't think you do, and I don't think I want you to.
>>3668383
...I died too, genius.
>>3668358
It seems like all of my smiles will be creepy to some.
>>3668376
It is really sad. He lived a full life but could have easily lived for more.
>>3668307
>>3668377
I guess we'll never know.
>>3668390
Well you are a demon, correct?
>>3668321
Greeting you by licking your face, correct? How boring and dull. Your dog does what ever other dog does, but not Puck. Puck and I exercises every morning! I don't know a single animal that does that, so I win!
>>3668324
I thought we were friends!
>>3668347
Th-that was my only bag! How could you do this to me...?
>>3668355
>discount
Which avafags do you want to know better?
>>3668400
>>3668413
Yes I may be a demon, but I do have standards, thank you very much.
>>3668423
Bolin so I can inform his parents.
>Laptop refusing to load anything
>>3668423
All of them.
>>3668396
How will that help? And you know I don't like touching people.
>>3668383
Mere seconds before me. It just proves my point.
>>3668396
You are wasting your time. I am surprised you still wish to speak with me after what I had said.
>>3668417
It actually bites my fingers.
>>3668423
Dean Ambrose.
>>3668400
H-how did I 'die' exactly..?
>>3668396
>Hands you a small bag full of nuts and berries
Quite well even though I fell in the arena. How about yourself?
>>3668398
>Does it again. This time with a smug grin.
>>3668439
Is there something you need from me?
>>3668433
Why would a demon have standards?
>>3668402
Thanks for giving my blogpost a (You) at least
>>3668404
Don't you know?
>>3668423
I want Soda to stop being tsundere and telling me to fuck off so I can become close to him and eventually move to America to be his wife
>>3668435
kek
>>3668370
Clean out your ears idiot. I said I want to eat a human. Are there any around here?
>>3668398
Then they should eat something too. It's their own fault if they starve to death.
>>3668417
Just go buy another one, piggy. It's not that difficult is it?
>>3668423
>Martin, Yamato, Utsutsu, Ringabel, Wiggins. Just people I don't usually talk to, as far as I know.
>>3668359
So what am I supposed to do? Is it safe to eat, or is it supposed to be decoration?
>>3668376
I don't think you were ever alive to begin with, actually.
>>3668383
Oh Ringgy, I appreciate it, but boys can't love other boys. I-It's forbidden love..!
>>3668390
I don't know, you tell me? Maybe deep down you've got some freaky fetishes that none of us know about? It's entirely possible, considering you're a demon.
>>3668452
Ugh. I can not keep up this joke if you ask hard hitting questions like those.
>>3668396
Well I would only be a fool to disagree with that statement, but I also wanted to ask about...that.
>He motions his finger to your tail
...I take it you're a beastkin?
>>3668398
Ah, is that so? I found myself so caught in the moment, after all. I don't suppose we've met, I'm Ringabel.
>>3668446
That sounds like an accomplishment in it's own, no? I died, if even mere seconds, before the great...I'm sorry, I don't suppose I got your name.
>>3668486
I want you to eat it.
>>3668482
What if I don't want to know you motherfucker
>>3668324
>Superman 64 killed Superman for NES
He had a hard life
>>3668481
... I am one, but I won't allow you to eat me.
>>3668470
Yes, I know who it is. It's me.
>>3668449
Wanna get on my talk show anon?
>>3668464
Why WOULDN'T a demon have standards?
We're people too, you know, and frankly I'm insulted that you'd think I do something so lowly and pathetic.
>>3668486
Can you do me a real solid and not bring up the me being a demon thing when talking about messed up things?
That's incredibly racist.
Just because I'm a demon doesn't mean I'm a turbo degenerate.
>>3668462
>She lets out what can only be called a howl of rage before dropping in to her tank
>>3668481
Not if there's literally nothing to eat.
>>3668489
Name's Rika, tank engineer.
I think my laptop is as burnt out as I am. If I cannot get it properly working in 3 minutes I will end my games prematurely.
>>3668486
Well you know what they say, rules are meant to be broken.
>tfw want to know other avafags more but asocial as fuck
>>3668515
I'm not telling.
>>3668502
>Then don't respond when I make an advance. I'm not forcing you to respond to me or anything.
>>3668486
... Oh yeah, I suppose in all the living it up I've been doing lately, I sorta forgot..
>>3668487
Who attended my funeral? Hehe...
>>3668482
You have a Steam? I've meant to get to know you more as well.
>>3668442
>She rubs her eyes again, trying to open them, but the light is too bright and she shuts them again.
Maybe I'll wake up if I snuggle the most cutest person here, y'knoooow?
>>3668446
Well, yeah! It doesn't matter what you were made for, it matters what you want to do, and what you're doing!
And plus, I already decided we were friends. Nothing's gonna change that, Rammy!
>>3668462
>She buries her face in the bag and starts munching. A muffled "I'm okay," is emitted from the snack sack.
>>3668489
>She nods, swishing the tail from side to side.
Uh-huh. I hope you aren't one of the people that're scared off by us..
/b/fag here.
Is Jude here?
>>3668396
Uh, who exactly is this demon guy?
>>3668398
Aw, what's wrong? I thought we were good friends, Rika-tan! We're basically the same person, you know.
>>3668446
Th-that's a tough one to beat, but Puck has killed me before! Checkmate, Rambo!
>>3668481
Piggy!? I'm not even close to looking like a pig! Where the heck are you getting this stuff from!?
>>3668514
Ha, now I understand why my brother did these kinds of things to me all these years ago... Rika, you can come out now. I'm done teasing you.
>>3668517
Ah, that's understandable.
>>3668539
Chill I'm just fucking with you fa.m
>>3668512
Well I'm sorry, I'm not too familiar with demons.
I did not intend to be rude.
>>3668548
Aiza- ah- ahh..
I mean, uh..
It's a secret.
>>3668537
Faggot.
>>3668547
Probably not.
Why do you ask?
>>3668506
Oh, how convenient. My meal has come to me.
But why can't I eat you? Are you poisonous?
>>3668514
There's always something to eat if you know where to look for it.
>>3668548
You're a piggy for eating those crappy potato chips. You need to eat more meat.
>>3668535
A simple greetings a nice way to start getting to know people. That or making a spectacle of yourself.
>>3668546
Excellent. By the way, I believe it's past time for us to be properly introduced. My name is Hubert Ozwell. What's your name, miss?
>>3668489
Another 'charmer'. If you must know, my name is Ramlethal Valentine.
>>3668517
What a shame.
>>3668429
I find pleasure on actually seeing it.
>>3668540
You made me realize I have to plan this one out more. Are you faring well?
>>3668546
You can not be too certain of that.
>>3668548
You win this round.
>>3668514
Ah, and a pleasure it is to meet you.
>He lets out his hand
>>3668546
Scared? No, but I'll warn you that I've faced off against many of your kind. Granted most of them looked not as ravishing as you do, standing before me, and certainly not nearly as friendly as you.
>>3668541
>Yes, but I hardly ever use it except for shitty poorfag games, much less for HG.
>>3668550
>Well, if you say so.
>>3668510
Depends if you promise not to give me the Dirty Deeds when we are done.
And no Y2J or Roman Reigns as another guest.
>>3668546
But Shanghai isn't even here.
>>3668548
I don't see how at all.
>>3668549
>The tank comes to life with a roar before dropping to a low hum
>>3668591
Some people get thrown in to a room with nothing in it.
...Though, I guess you could eat yourself.
>>3668599
>She recoils
I...don't like people touching me.
>>3668512
>rubs horn
>>3668568
You can take a guess, but I'm not sure if I'd give it away.
>>3668544
I want to die
>>3668501
I-Is it safe to eat? I'm not going to get sick from it, or lose an arm, right?
>>3668512
It does, because demons are turbo degenerates. If you weren't you'd be an angel.
>>3668519
...R-Ringabel, I...
>>3668540
You make it sound like you've been drinking alcohol and going to strip clubs.
>>3668544
Basil is the best thing to put on food, next to mayo of course.
>>3668570
He promised us an unlimited default game
>>3668628
...It's cool.
>>3668591
Because you'll find that I'm a bit of a bitter pill to swallow.
>draws guns
Don't try it if you know what's good for you.
>>3668610
...Rika?
>>3668612
Sister please don't...
>>3668628
I-...your close mindedness is astounding, if anything angels are degenerates, I mean, have you ever met one? they're vile!
>>3668621
Link? I don't know man, c'mon.
>>3668605
The closest thing I can promise is that I can't keep promises.
Better start looking for escape routes.
>>3668659
Maybe I can hire a certain UFC fighter to protect me. With the promise that he gets to eat you if you start to misbehave
>>3668639
He quit again I think.
>Tfw try to start a conversation with someone
>They just ignore me
Why
>>3668639
He delievered, but sometime afterwards, maybe a few months after his computer, with the code on it, broke. One of our avas here (Wiggins) is working on a new Unlimited Games, but it's not done yet.
>>3668604
Well, I'll try to talk with you more here then I guess. Reaching out to me would Peugeot be more effective though
>>3668623
Winrar next
>>3668673
They probably just don't want to talk to you. Best to just forget it and move on.
>>3668592
>She looks up from the bag of nuts and sniffs, looking nearly awake, finally.
Makoto Nanaya.
Hubert's a silly name.
>>3668597
Yes I can, 'cause I already decided it! You're really making this too big of a deal, Rammy. Maybe I was created to be a nurse or a teacher or whatever, but that doesn't change who I am! Neither does it change you!
>>3668599
Huhh.. Well, alright. Did they attack you first, at least? Beastkin are generally pretty friendly, at least the ones I've met.. And my family.
>>3668610
Booger, you know I was talking about you, you're adorable.
>She leans over to her side and rolls along the ground, coming to a stop at your feet.
C'moooon.. I can't wake up until I get a huuug..
>>3668597
Another being that thinks they're superior without a second glance, hell, I'd say that's more common than "charmers".
>>3668610
>He brings his hand away
...suit yourself, then.
>He looks over your tank
So, this is yours I take it?
>>3668628
You, you what? What is it, Subaru-kun? Spit it out!
>>3668664
But CM Punk hasn't even had a match yet.
>>3668673
Shut up Kamina.
>>3668683
I hope the girl wins over this bastard
>>3668564
Aizawa? You mean the girl that likes Tenya, right? I'm surprise she's willing to do something like that. She seems kind of mean.
>>3668591
Does it look like I can afford meat, because I can't. The best I can do is beef flavored instant ramen.
>>3668597
I will win every round, Rambo. That's what happens when you live to the fullest and never back down.
>>3668610
You like living, I like living.
You're weak, I'm weak.
You have cool fashion, I have cool fashion.
The list goes on and on, Rika-tan.
>>3668652
All I can say is that isn't the first picture of myself I posted. But I won't answer even if you did guess because I'm a shy piece of trash. S-sorry..
>>3668673
Who are you?
>>3668692
Nooo. not CM Punk. Maybe a guy from Minnesota. Without a neck. And an ugly sword tattoo on his chest.
>>3668686
It's not silly, Hubert's a fine name.
>>3668646
>The turret then points at you and a thin light comes out, going just overhead
>>3668686
>She takes a few steps back
I wasn't joking. And I still don't like touching people.
>>3668688
Sorry. Not so easy to give up.
>She then grins
And naturally, it is! What sort of tank engineer would I be without it?
>>3668704
I'm not THAT weak...and generally it's more about personality.
>>3668597
I could have just touched you as well... Ah, but I'm happy as always, I don't think many things could change that... Oh and how are you? You seemed down last time we talked.
>>3668628
I've only been doing one of those things...
>>3668712
But I don't have a... oooooohhhh, Brock.
>>3668610
Eating yourself would kill you faster than starvation would. But I guess if they found themselves in a situation like that they were meant to die anyway.
>>3668646
Is that so?
Put those away before you hurt yourself.
>>3668704
Tree bark is more flavorful than that filth. Earn your food like a worthy person would, by hunting it yourself.
>>3668681
>I should get on Steam more for this, though. I'll try it out once I'm not on mobile.
>>3668642
Fine, I'll eat it.
>he breaks off one of the horns nibbles at it
Huh...this isn't too bad. Did you make this yourself?
>>3668651
I have, and she was beautiful! She gave me hope when no one else did! She was the closest thing to God we will ever get!
>>3668683
I
CAN
DO
IT!
>>3668712
>>3668730
You mean this anon right here? Is he gonna beat me up?
Come on anon, tell me how you'd beat me up.
>>3668737
I mean an actual angel...not a person who you think is an angel.
>>3668737
>It's just chocolate.
Yes!
>>3668684
O-ok anon...
>>3668710
Not gonna say.
>>3668693
Not Kamina though.
>>3668740
Depends if you like surprises, Dean Ambrose.
>>3668726
Ah!
>He quickly moves to the side, out of the line of fire
>>3668732
Not as long as you're around.
>>3668740
Uh.
Blindside you with an axe? Yeah, but the blunt end, smashy smashy
>>3668683
>>3668688
You...y-you smell weird today!
>>3668726
Yeah, and our personalities are similar too! If I didn't know any better, I'd assume we were brother and sister!
>>3668729
...Which one, Stingray.
>>3668732
>he picks the girl up
Alright, I caught my meal for the day. Now where can I cook you at?
>>3668704
No, not him! Ah! Her! Not her!
Just forget I said anything!
>>3668718
It's kinda silly.
>>3668726
>She keeps rolling towards you, just stopping when she hits your feet.
Hm.. You should do things you don't like to do sometimes.
That's how you, uhm.. Grow. As a person, I think.
>>3668693
I-I just want you to return my affection...
>>3668769
>>3668771
HAHAHAHA!
Get fucked, fivehead.
>>3668688
I do not think I am superior. I think everything is as useless as another.
>>3668686
You really do not care that I like killing?
>>3668704
Actually considering you died to it would it not be the opposite?
>>3668729
That may happen a few times.
>>3668769
Congratulations. Thank you for the opportunity.
>>3668757
>>3668765
That sounds like a boring surprise.
Come oooon, you can do better.
>>3668098
Nah, not me
-FP
>>3668732
Well, if you're magic and you can heal yourself with it, maybe you'd live like that....
>>3668764
>An impressively-large laser then fires just overhead of where you would've been
>>3668771
I don't see how. At all.
>>3668774
I think this is one sort of stagnation I don't mind.
>>3668769
YES !
>>3668745
Uh...no. I don't think angels come by here. This isn't exactly the holiest place on earth, you know?
>>3668749
Why're you getting so excited? All chocolate taste good, and I haven't had any in a long, long time.
>>3668769
...Th-this hurts a lot, actually.
>>3668686
Naturally, they did. But where is your family now? If you don't mind me asking.
>>3668726
If you couldn't tell already, I'm not from a place where tanks are...a common occurrence.
>>3668771
>He grabs at his chest, defeated
...Subaru...how could you say that?
>>3668781
Including yourself?
>>3668785
>humps you
-FP
>>3668769
Well, congratulations. Thank you for hosting.
>>3668774
You're the only person I've met who seems to think so.
>>3668786
Wh-What the hell are you doing!?
>>3668752
Oh well. Well if it was me, don't take it personally, I only really ignore 1 person while the rest is just me being too burnt to pay attention adequately. Don't let it discourage you.
>>3668797
>smooch
>>3668769
>>3668781
W-Well.. A little bit, sure, but you don't still do it, right? Like, you want to do good, don't you?
>>3668786
>She hugs your leg.
That's fine. I'll just lay here.
>>3668797
Back home, probably. I've got a pretty big family, so they could be all over the place, really.
>>3668804
Huh.. I dunno, it just sounds like the name of like.. A really stuffy school principal with a twirly moustache.
>>3668794
I'm happy you like it.
>>3668783
>Interrupts you halfway to hit you with a steel chair
>Elbow drops you
>picks you up
>Tombstone Piledriver
>>3668771
Drinking, and hey, you got 2nd with my spot, good job!
>>3668769
Congratulations Ms. Makina!
Thanks for hosting and swapping Sir! It feels like I pay more attention when I swap someone in...
>>3668781
I'm here to talk whenever you need to you know, that's what us old folks are for right?
>>3668817
>kisses
>>3668814
>>3668764
Hmph, fine. I will just go find someone else to eat if you're going to be stubborn and cling to life so much.
>>3668771
>after you grab on to her she starts floating upwards
Is that so? Because it seems I caught my meal as well.
>>3668786
That seems like a crappy way to live. I'd rather just die.
>>3668774
There's two of them!? Since when was there two of them?!
>>3668780
>he slaps you across the face
D-Don't rub it in, idiot! I don't need to get beaten down any more than I do!
>>3668781
It shows that my cat could beat your dog any day of the week, and it might actually be able to kill you too.
>>3668786
Uh...w-we're both underestimated by our peers?
>>3668790
NO! SHUT IT, OCELOT! THIS ISN'T GOOD!
>>3668797
Why do you smell off today, Ringabel? Did you accidentally walk into a department store or something?
>>3668814
Thanks for nothing, Rick.
I hope you're happy, dumdum
>>3668794
Exactly, you have no idea how ACTUAL angels act, as a demon, I of course have had run ins with Angels, and I can safely say, they are positively horrible.
They let the holiness consume them, and they become egotistical bastards.
>>3668839
If you don't like the wincard, feel free to find me and kill me
You'd be doing me a service
>>3668817
Well that's an... Odd image.
>>3668841
Yes, go find your feast elsewhere.
>>3668797
And I'd be the only one of my kind where I'm from, as well.... But still!
>>3668804
>She then reappears at the hatch again
I warned you, didn't I!?
>>3668817
>She flinches, clearly trying to stumble away as you grab on
This isn't funny!
>>3668814
Congrats, then, and thanks for the show.
>>3668845
That's still not a matter of personality.
>>3668841
Then you'd die. You've got to have the will to survive.
>>3668769
>>3668814
>>3668839
Congratulations to the winner of these games!
And thank for hosting them host!
>>3668831
Hey wait a minute you're not the underta-
>Is piledrived.
