HG thread for you idiots.
>>3661603
>>3661585
I don't need your scarf!
>>3661618
No, we can't!
That's scientifically impossible.
>>3661624
I'd consider myself one of the wisest.
>>3661618(Britain)
Ah, but emotion is everything! If we don't have our emotions, then we're nothing! In a way, it gives us a reason to live, so why not go off of what it tells us?
>>3661595
Filter me then you cuck.
>>3661637
Alright, but would you like some ice cream?
>>3661632
Oh, then your bi? Alright, this is uncomfortable for me, but he told me to talk about it.
>>3661631
SWEEEEEEET CAROLINE
>>3661637
>draps tail over your shoulder
>>3661642
Subaru.
>>3661639
Among the rest of the soldiers yeah.
It;s almost 5 am so...
Evens host odds don't.
>>3661656
Probably the second wisest, next to Zenyatta, of course.
>>3661659
>>3661651
H-hi Vampy, wh-what are you doing!?
>>3661646
No, I don't need anything from you!
>>3661643
I will cancer
>>3661633 (Kiddo)
Whaddya mean 'Uh, sure...'? My jokes are okay, at best!
>>3661639
Says who?
>>3661642
When it comes to revenge and personal stuff, being emotionally-driven is not a good thing to be.
>>3661646
Eh, I don't really mind, dude. It's not really something I pay attention to.
>>3661668
Calm your tits anon, they only made a suggestion.
>>3661653
Rin...
>>3661659
>>3661672
I made something cool for you.
>>3661670
Says who?
>>3661670
Every rational person ever.
>>3661668
Fucking good. Now I don't have to deal with your shitty uncreative "triggerwords". Fucks sake it's like you're a 10 year old child.
>>3661666
I just had the idea when something about a scarf was brought up.
>>3661666
Oh, then what do you want from me?
>>3661670
It's just that.... I like women!
>>3661670
My name is Uni, moron!
>>3661664
Maybe, but then again. I don't technically work for Overwatch these days.
>>3661673
>>3661659
>>3661681
Is it my own time machine!? I don't really need one, but I'd love to have one anyways! It makes for a nice conversation piece!
>>3661694
No...
>>3661697
>>3661697
>>3661682
Says I, the United States of America! The nation that put the Middle East on the map for all the wrong reasons!
>>3661684
Well, luckily for you, I am irrational, so your argument is invalid!
>>3661700
YOU GOT DUBS, BRO
>>3661690
And I like women too. Your point is...?
>>3661691
Who're you saying that to? I know your name.
>>3661692
We'd be better with you!
>>3661706
But that's irrati-
>>3661688
I-It's fine. I don't need a scarf... I'm going to go to bed.
>>3661690
Nothing you idiot. I just want to sleep.
night
>>3661698
Then I'm not entirely sure I want to see it.
>>3661706
Are you expecting me to applaud you? American's love to clap, but as you can see I'm not American.
>>3661706
You called me kid again, jerk.
>>3661691
>Character can somehow see the reference name attached to the quote
>>3661700
Well I said if I got them, but hell I will be generous and suffer at work tommorow.
First 24
>>3661718
Tired doggo
>>3661713
Alright then, goodnight Yukine.
>>3661718
Uni
>>3661718
Misogi Kumagawa
>>3661718
Envy
>>3661718
Matsuda
>>3661718
Maria and Harusame
>>3661718
Penguin
>>3661718
The Flashing Buttoner
>>3661718
Jack Spicer
>>3661718
Metal Bat
>>3661718
Ringo Roadagain
>>3661718
Generic Harem Protagonist
>>3661718
Hitler
>>3661715
No he didn't. He never said your name or a nickname for you in that post.
>>3661711
But that's irri-what? C'mon, say it...
>He raises his eyebrows in an "I told you so" fashion
>>3661714
But I am!
>He suddenly starts applauding
>>3661715
...Are you hiding something from me? This isn't funny.
>The air gets colder...
>>3661718
Alfred Jones the Hero
>>3661718
Sanae Kochiya
>>3661718
Vampy
>>3661716
This is a problem?
>>3661718
Filia
![[Ayako]_Infinite_Stratos_-_IS_-_01_[XVID][400p][0C6B4AB0][(013639)17-46-09].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/yy9SSiU.jpg "[Ayako]_Infinite_Stratos_-_IS_-_01_[XVID][400p][0C6B4AB0][(013639)17-46-09].jpg")
>>3661718
Houki Shinonono
>>3661718
Cake
>>3661718
Dadpire
>>3661718
Albedo
>>3661706
Can we talk about something else..? Do you got any more jokes..?
>>3661718
King Kaito
>>3661718
Paladin
>>3661745
It is seeing as she appears delusional. Alfred never called her kiddo in his dialogue, and suddenly she's ranting about it like a loony
>>3661716
>>3661740
>muh rp
>>3661755
>Muh damage control
>>3661718
Natsuki Subaru
>>3661719
It's probably not going to be as cool as a time machine, but I guess there's no harm in showing me what you've made.
>>3661752
Nope, but I do have a song I found in my basement! Hold on, let me get it...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8t6R9t_-T_Q
>>3661741
I'm not hiding anything
Anyways, it's getting cold, I should go to bed.
Save myself the headache.
>>3661713
Ah, well goodnight Yukine-nii!
>>3661758
Alright let's have a listen!
>>3661741
Wh-where did that noise come from!?
>>3661757
I made you this.
>Produces a plate with a chocolate, horned skull on it.
Devil Killer Elixer.
>>3661760
G'night, Uni! I'll see you later!
>>3661754
Well I'm sorry hg isn't realistic enough for you, Anon.
Love me.
>>3661771
>fiddles your pooper
Who's your daddy?!
>>3661765
You...you're trying to send me to hell?
>>3661763
>Applauds louder
>>3661771
>smooch
>>3661768
The particular instance was unique in its awkwardness, and if you really can't see that, then I don't know what to tell you.
>>3661771
>「screws you」
「Well that's the only kind of love I can show.」
>>3661771
>whips with a leather belt
>>3661771
>loves you
All good?
>>3661782
H-Hey, knock it off! It's getting way too loud now!
>>3661787
I see where you're coming from, and that's why I know it's an autistic complaint.
>>3661799
Looks good
>>3661782
That was pretty good, for a hamburger.
>>3661771
>Hug.
>>3661799
「Could you get me a different district partner? He looks too grumpy for my taste in team mates.」
>>3661796
Good morning, spider-chan.
>>3661799
Yes! Now hurry it up already!
>>3661799
Let us begin the duel.
>>3661799
>Woofs approvingly
>>3661799
I like my district partner.
>>3661799
Looks good, dude!
>>3661801
>He stops, before grinning
Welcome to America, dude!
>>3661804
It IS our national food, you know!
>>3661802
Fair enough.
>>3661803
You look good.
>>3661805
which one are you again?
>>3661810
Is it finally my turn to have a go with fake Maria?
>>3661799
Please swap.
>>3661752
>>3661757
>>3661816
I'm pretty sure this place isn't America. It's way to violent and trashy to be America.
>>3661799
Let's start this
>>3661822
Why are you doing this?
>>3661819
>>3661725
「This hurts more than you can imagine...」
>>3661806
Morning anon
>>3661824
But this looks just like America, though...
>>3661817
I like you Anon, most people get triggered when I call them austistic. You're pretty reasonable.
>>3661799
Looks good, deny the swap.
>>3661838
I try.
>>3661816
What about hotdogs..?
>>3661826
So I can watch you die.
>
>>3661818
Thank you for the compliment.
>>3661837
What part of America, exactly?
>>3661845
You've watched me die before, so what makes this time any different?
>>3661841
I am aware.
>>3661827
>>3661822
It is done, anything else?
>>3661843
Keep doing what you're doing, I'm out.
>>3661845
>>3661852
「Two cute girls who smell more like used goods than than my porn collection!」
「Perfect?」
>>3661835
Do you need a shoulder massage? Or a Pedipalp rub?
>>3661845
Also our national food! Very good when packed in hamburgers, too!
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=0La6CdlFgdM
>>3661851
Detroit.
>>3661857
Since I hear no other complaints we start.
>>3661796
>Hits you
>>3661862
Izaya took care of that earlier but thank you for the offer anon
>>3661863
I don't know what Detroit is, but it must be a shithole if it looks anything like this. I pity anyone that has to live there.
>>3661867
Something something Edgar Allen Poe.
>>3661867
>>3661866
Absolutely adorable.
>>3661871
I do, too. Jeez, I can't believe it's one of our cities...
>>3661867
God damn is that the sun out already?
>>3661851
Haha, you know I'm kidding, I hope you win!
>>3661856
Is there something the matter?
>>3661863
Oh my... You're like me, a bit of a glutton...
>>3661877
sounds lovely
>>3661870
Can I pet you cephalothorax?
>>3661877
「I'm sure God was the one who spit into the mix when I was made, so I'm not sure if he would like to see me there.」
>>3661877
Lucky me! You didn't even hear my sneak up behind you!
>>3661870
>tfw Rachnera will never tie you up and berate your small penis
Why live?
>>3661867
I'm not too fond of this equipment but I guess I'll keep these just to be sure
>>3661875
Shinobu is still the best vampire though
>>3661877
N-no WAIT!
>>3661878
You don't need to tell me twice! Sometimes I should just stop eating so much and go on a diet...
>>3661877
GAH, YOU MOTHERFU--
>>3661877
Shhh, quiet, just let it happen, just...JUST LET IT HAPPEN!
>>3661889
>>3661877
My ears have failed me once again...
Welcome to a true man's world, Envy.
>>3661895
Apologies if I go a bit fast, the faster I finish the sooner I may slumber.
>>3661896
Shinobu is nice but I like you better for the classy look.
>>3661877
I found a Betty-tan!
>>3661876
I would clean it up if I were you, America. It would be too shameful to have that thing around.
Someone buy my league of legends skins.
>>3661899
That's a prelude to rape, you know that, right?
>>3661898
Too bad you're not an android, I can eat as much as I want!... But I only do that with ice cream.
>>3661899
Hey Mr. Darling! Guess what!
>>3661906
I can't sleep....
>>3661911
Yee.
>>3661910
>League of Legends
>>3661878
It doesn't really matter if I win or lose. What matters is I have fu-
>>3661906
This isn't fun.
>>3661890
Is that you Darling?
>>3661885
Maybe later anon
>>3661868
I-I told you I bruise easily!
>>3661914
What? What is it?
>>3661906
「This isn't as boring as I thought it would be.」
>>3661916
Atta boy!
>high fives
>>3661910
I would but I am on NA servers
>>3661908
At least it's not Florida, amirite?
>>3661914
Man, I'm so jealous of you!
>>3661910
>Just logged on to see the skin card sale.
>Got a skin I've been wanting for ages but can't buy it
Life sucks
>>3661907
Well this dress is over 300 years old
>>3661918
Do iiit.
>>3661923
>Beats up
>>3661923
>Pets anyway
>>3661923
>pets the spider
>>3661919
Awww.... Well better luck next time champ!
>>3661924
>Hug.
Hi!
>>3661930
You'll outlive me though.
>>3661930
Isn't it your fault for letting something like that happen? Those poor people don't have a...PULSE anymore!
>>3661929
「I wonder, am I the only one who thought about how many screws can fit on a human body?」
「I'm probably the only one ever...but that won't stop me from testing it.」
>>3661938
...Yeah, that's great, now let go of me.
>>3661938
Don't talk to me like I'm your son. I'm almost as old as you are!
>>3661938
Technically I won't if we replace your body every century...
>>3661932
Its one of my favorite things about your look.
>>3661882
Nigger reimu is qt
>>3661934
>>3661937
>>3661936
No more please
>>3661952
Good, I was getting hungry
>>3661945
They do! It's just the living conditions they're in are... Less than desirable.
>>3661960
DID I HEAR SOMEONE NEEDING HELP?
>>3661960
>petting intensifies
Don't make me send Suu after you!
>>3661957
Those are just tanlines
>>3661952
「She isn't even here anymore, so I can't mock her about it. Well, this is another loss for me.」
>>3661947
>Doesn't.
Initiating self destruct sequence...
>>3661949
No, you're probably older, but I'm mentally older.
>>3661951
But that means I have to have people do that...
>>3661960
>Doesn't stop
>>3661972
Oh what the fuck ma-
>Fucking dies
>>3661964
You didn't get my joke, did you?
>>3661972
You have to be kidding me, right? I'm the one that's more realistic than you are, AND I've also been through more stuff than you too!
>>3661980
>rapes
>gives a tenner
>>3661974
I wonder what's in he-
>closes the door
>>3661953
I'm never really allowed out of the manor much so I've been unable to obtain a new wardrobe
>>3661974
「Torture? I'm no sadist nor I want to make others talk even more. I have to listen to stupid people all day anyway.」
>>3661972
Hm... This got serious really quickly. Wouldn't you agree?
>>3661983
...Haha?
>He grins sheepishly
>>3661998
...I'm going to bed.
>>3661994
But you're out of it right now, aren't you?
>>3661964
>>3661966
>>3661980
>scampers back to Izaya's room
>>3662007
I'm sure this'll be worth a lot of money
>>3661981
B-but I didn't even start the count down...!
>>3661983
Hey... That's not very nice...
>>3661998
When I die nothing happens. It's just dark until I'm rebuilt, and if I don't get rebuilt, it's darkness for eternity!
>>3662004
Hello Going To Bed, I'm America!
G'night, dude!
>>3662010
>Knocks on door
Dude? You alright?
>>3662010
Spiderboobies, nom nom nom.
>>3662007
You guys want faster or slower?
>>3662013
>died from shock
>Is still fucking dead
>>3662016
and it's done!
>>3662005
I usually sneak out and I don't have modern day currency to buy things.
>>3662018
>shoves finger inside ass
>tfw still waiting on steam sale
>>3662013
Huh. Sounds pretty bad, dude...
>>3662027
You and me both. Shame I must save for a vacation coming up.
>>3662016
「I feel like I'm starting break my character, little by little. I'm not one who's supposed to "win" like this.」
>>3662035
「I couldn't just let you live after something stupid like that happening, so just take your memories and let them fall to hell with you.」
>>3662035
How on earth am I going to explain this...
>>3662027
>few hours left, rightt?
>>3662023
Well that's pretty upsetting. I really like your dress but I can understand why you'd want a new one.
Have you ever tried to do small chores for people to earn a bit of pocket cash?
>>3662018
Hey nurse! Are you here? I need your zappers!
>>3662032
It's fine, It's like sleeping without dreams, it's not that bad..
>>3662037
Nah you sure are a lady killer.
>>3662047
>>3662047
「Nobody can resist my adorable smile, right?」
>>3662044
I'm not usually allowed around the general public either. The masses really don't like vampires and have been known to hunt them down mercilessly.
>>3662046
>comes out of nowhere
>Zippy zaps Darling-kun
>He comes back to life
>He likes this
Yo-You're welcome...
>>3662046
Really? Doesn't sound that bad now, but there's probably some side effect if you wake up from a deep sleep, right?
>>3662054
It's your hips, dude. If Shakira's don't lie, yours tell a testimony.
>>3662060
「If ripping her face off didn't work...what am I supposed to do to make that woman shut up?」
>>3662060
We draw ever closer to the end.
>>3662065
Who the fuck let you off your leash, dog?
>>3662068
「Could you shut up? The last thing I want is a guy telling me that I have a nice body.」
>>3662071
「...someone did a really messy job when they were cosplaying as a dead body.」
>>3662074
I-...I don't wear a leash...an-and I'm not a dog!
>>3662065
>Pats her on the back.
Good job Nurse! You deserve some praise.
>>3662068
Nope! It's like turning on a machine that's been off for a while, unless it's not rusted or anything it's fine.
>>3662079
No, even worse: You are a fucking piggy. Now go back crawling in the mud!
>whips
>>3662061
You could ask someone to get you a dress when you have the money to pay for it.
>>3662078
...Wait, it's something you want? Jeez, and they call France perverse...
>>3662081
What exactly would rust look like on you? Since you have fair skin, would it show on your skin or your clothes?
>>3662085
「Such a shame. Now I'll cause some trouble to the people who clean this place when they find my body.」
>>3662085
Our winner.
>>3662081
Ehe-Ehehe...th-thank you very much.
>>3662097
Sorry it was not exciting. A bit tired for commentary.
>>3662086
But then I wouldn't feel right for owing money, I think my usual attire will have to last me a little longer
>>3662092
「Acting like a cool guy and trying to mess up the subject won't change the fact that you just said.」
「I would be happy if you never looked at me ever again, but I'm sure I don't even have to ask that.」
「If you stare for too long you will catch my worthlessness.」
>>3662100
Placements.
>>3662100
「Thank you for letting me lose again. It was an unpleasant experience as usual.」
>>3662100
Congratulations, Ms.
>>3662103
Thank you for the chance to duel with these people. It is much appreciated.
>>3662103
Congrats and thank you for hosting
>>3662103
Thanks for hosting!
>>3662092
It would be hard to tell, it would be on the inside.
>>3662098
Don't thank me, I'm thanking you! You saved a life!
>>3662100
Congratulations Maria!
Thanks for hosting, it was an exciting match!
>>3662110
>>3662114
>>3662120
Thank you~
>>3662103
Thanks for hosting.
>>3662103
「My team mates won! Looks like I actually did something good, by taking all the bad luck that was intended for our district.」
>>3662102
Don't put yourself down like that, dude. I was just joking.
>>3662103
Congrats to Maria, and thanks for hosting, dude!
>>3662120
Hm, how interesting...
I'm gonna go to sleep now, guys.
G'night!
>>3662101
It suits you well. So no harm in that.
>>3662126
「Ohh? Joke? So this is just a joke for you? You just keep breaking my heart into smaller pieces as you keep talking...」
>>3662126
Thanks!
>>3662130
As long as you don't bone me, it'll be fine~
>>3662130
「I never sleep at night. Only when I get knocked out, and that happens more regularly.」
>>3662134
That's gonna be a problem, considering I'm a very talkative person. Anyway, I'll see ya later, dude!
>>3662146
Sleep well, Alfred!
>>3662127
Thank you anon. Good to see someone has an eye for the older styles of fashion.
>>3662146
「Hopefully later is equal with never, Mr. It's all just a joke. Bye.」
>>3662137
Save the puns.
>>3662140
They say that is bad for your health. Not that I care, to slumber I go.
>>3662126
Goodnight America..
