Dreamland Games 59 -ROBOBOT-
>First whatever
>Just go fucking play Planet Robobot instead of HG if you're afraid of spoilers holy fuck
Mastermind
![[Rarghs seductively].png](https://i.imgur.com/sAJQ9EX.png "[Rarghs seductively].png")
>>3637790
Spike
Maria and Harusame
>>3637790
Anchorage Water Oni
>>3637790
Rika
Jack Spicer
Lelouch Lamperouge
![[Ayako]_Infinite_Stratos_-_IS_-_01_[XVID][400p][0C6B4AB0][(013639)17-46-09].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/853gMsS.jpg "[Ayako]_Infinite_Stratos_-_IS_-_01_[XVID][400p][0C6B4AB0][(013639)17-46-09].jpg")
Hoe key Shinononope
Alfred Jones the Hero
Junkrat
Kouta Fucking Kazuraba
Wendy
>>3637790
King Kaito
>>3637767
Hey at least I'm asking you, I could be a scumbag about it and ask a person who knows, but I won't, because I don't know who those people are. .
>>3637780
A-alright.. Sorry..
https://youtu.be/fT2LmkAFatA
Slumberjack
Kneesocks
>>3637790
Western Scifi Robutt
Eggman-kun
Sucy Manbavaran
Ramlethal Valentine
>>3637790
Ramlethal Valentine
>>3637791
Must be terrible being so delusional.
>>3637815
You know of at least one of them, though you don't know they know.
Galil AR
Akiyama Mio
Poe
Emilia and Pack
>>3637790
Natsuki Subaru
Tired doggo
Strawberry Pincushion
Meta Knight
High Swoon
Squall Leonhart
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WOensUZhDEs
>>3637867
What a perfect district twelve!
>>3637829
Why are you giving me a hint? I told you I don't care, I'll just ask you.
>>3637867
Looks good.
>>3637819
Hey demon. How's it going. You find out if you were born a demon or not yet?
>>3637867
Try not to slow me down, tank girl
>>3637867
Looks good, dude!
![[HorribleSubs] Re Zero kara Hajimeru Isekai Seikatsu - 01A [1080p].mkv_20160621_150947.593.jpg](https://i.imgur.com/MNt3dgi.jpg "[HorribleSubs] Re Zero kara Hajimeru Isekai Seikatsu - 01A [1080p].mkv_20160621_150947.593.jpg")
>>3637867
Please, if you could be so kind. I'd like to give my spot to this person. Of course I don't require any kind of acknowledgement from their side, because this swap is beneficial for both the of us.
Excuse me for causing trouble with this.
>>3637837
>>3637844
>>3637867
What new ingredients will I'll be able to salvage from my victoms this game...?
>>3637815
Hmph.
>>3637867
Proceed.
>>3637867
Let's get this show on the road!
>>3637875
And I'm less than keen on admitting it.
>>3637867
Looks lovely.
>>3637876
I have found concrete evidence for both...although one of them could just universal spillover...well a lot of them could be spillover, so right now its a game of "Which one sounds right".
>>3637878
Oh...
>>3637878
Denied. I'll be just filling a spot. You on the other hand, could make good use of it.
>>3637903
>Could just be
>Me thinks I need more sleep
>>3637893
A-ah, did you not like it? I'm sorry.
>>3637896
Then I'll just wait till you want to tell me.
>>3637907
That hurts man.
>>3637878
borb
>>3637903
Y-You too
>>3637910
just don't sucidie, ok Gentaro?
>>3637917
W-what the hell...?
>>3637903
>>3637910
Gonna have to wade through metaphorical bullshit to get to the truth, huh?
>Sleep is for the weak
>>3637917
This isn't a promising start for me at all
>>3637914
I do not feel like smiling or crying.
>>3637917
This may be useful.
>>3637908
>>3637917
>>3637914
What exactly makes you think I'd be likely to do that...?
>>3637917
I've got a bad feeling about this.
>>3637917
Jesus, triple D.
Chill much?
>>3637922
>Implying I'd ever
I'm an upper-middleclass white guy, i'm Gucci.
>>3637917
I am NO borb
>>3637936
thanks.
>>3637914
It kind of jabs at my heart string a little bit...
>>3637917
>
>>3637934
It seems that way, yes.
But I believe it'll all be worth it eventually...
![[HorribleSubs] Re Zero kara Hajimeru Isekai Seikatsu - 01A [1080p].mkv_20160621_150800.995.jpg](https://i.imgur.com/Wxwuq3u.jpg "[HorribleSubs] Re Zero kara Hajimeru Isekai Seikatsu - 01A [1080p].mkv_20160621_150800.995.jpg")
>>3637907
Oh? Is that your only reaction to someone showing their kindness towards others, Subaru?
>>3637908
>>3637917
The request's been fulfilled! I expect great things from you knight, but the only thing I don't expect is any kind of payment. You doing your best is the only thing I need from you right now.
>>3637935
What do you feel like doing?
>>3637940
I don't know, but isn't that how trust works?
>>3637946
I know that feel... But I don't have a heart, hahaha..
I hope you like being tossed around.
>>3637964
It wouldn't kill you to stay for a little while, Emilia-tan.
>>3637970
I think I'm starting to get that way too, Stingray.
>>3637971
I-It's okay, I'ma survivor...
>>3637952
If you think so. What I'm wondering is... what if you don't like what you find out the truth is?
>>3637971
Thanks for the dough, bitch.
Next time, try not to get so hammered, just a quick tip from a pro.
>>3637964
I...will certainly do my best. Thank you for the placement.
>>3637971
I will trust you two on this. These caverns can be a treacherous place
>>3637964
Oh my! You know our precious little Tracksuit? Well allow me to introduce myself, I am Kaito!
>>3637971
I'd never kill a chipmunk..!
>>3637984
You have a heart, it's pumping blood through your body right now!
>>3637985
The truth's the truth, no matter how...bizarre, outlandish, or creepy it may be.
You can't really hide from these things forever anyway...
>>3637970
I guess so? I don't exactly have much experience with it. I've just spouted threats at anyone that did find out to make sure to deter them.
>>3637971
>Distant furious shouting
Well, as karma giveth, karma taketh. As a tribute who just recently got some nice kills... Ended up going to a concert only for it to be a trap.
>>3638001
Fair enough. By the way, the nutjob in the archives is dead
>>3638012
Pretty weak slight of hand there, Rika
>>3637998
...Maybe.
>>3638012
Now we're finally cooking with fire!
>>3638012
Yo, this guy is awesome at singing!
>>3638019
Oh thank god, well that's one less thing off of my plate.
>>3638012
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ofdFX9ekMrs
>>3638011
Haha.. That sounds like you, but is the secret about you or your tank?
>>3638012
Oh thank god.. Those things looked fierce..
>>3638021
Besides, you're obviously still feeling things if something tugged on your heart strings.
![[HorribleSubs] Re Zero kara Hajimeru Isekai Seikatsu - 04 [1080p].mkv_20160621_153859.098.jpg](https://i.imgur.com/VkT7Xeu.jpg "[HorribleSubs] Re Zero kara Hajimeru Isekai Seikatsu - 04 [1080p].mkv_20160621_153859.098.jpg")
>>3637984
That's sadly a request that I'm not able to complete right now. I've some important issues that need to be solved. Take care of yourself, Subaru.
>>3637993
The second part wasn't needed. Just as I said, I asked for the swap because it's also something that I could benefit from.
>>3637998
It's pleasure to meet you, Kaito. I'm not sure if I know this Tracksuit person, but maybe it's just my memory playing games with me. I don't have time to properly introduce myself now, so just let me say that my name is Emilia. Now if you excuse me, I've something important to deal with. Take care of yourself and your friend named Tracksuit.
Birds of a feather flock together it seems.
And by that I mean witches of a broom sweep together.
>>3638031
...I'm not sure I should answer that. But the former.
>>3638012
>Doesn't say a word
>>3638025
Pretty sure he tried to distract me by telling me something, though he was talking so quickly and incoherently I couldn't understand it. That or it was just gibberish
>>3638039
Beep beep
>>3638027
Simply beautiful!
>>3638031
Not anymore. As soon as you said that my insides went hollow.
>>3638038
Wait, take me with you!
>>3638039
I'm actually eating all the food I have.
>>3638044
Chances are he learned so many tongues that they all ended up meshing together, creating his own little bizarre brand of gibberish.
>>3638048
Are you some sort of boat horn fetishist, Perv-kun?
We have nobody to blame for death in this slide.
Nobody to blame but FUCKING COO FUCK
Why is it that Coo gets the most kills out of all the other animal friends? I will never understand that.
>>3638057
Well, whatever it was, it doesn't matter now. Dead men tell no tales, as they say
>>3638067
Sand's going to get into my hair and it's going to be terrible because of this. Great
>>3638067
...This isn't my sort of thing.
>>3638067
I never thought I'd say this, but this is some damn good country.
>>3638062
There's nothing perverted about loving the sound of a majestic boat horn. I'm sure you're aware with how lovely you guys sound.
>>3638067
This place is making my butt hurt.
>>3638067
>>3638075
WELCOME TO AN AMAZING CONCERT DONE BY ME!
I hope you like it!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=prIYoxeuiww
Pitch must've heard me, because now he's putting in work to help the tributes murder each other.
Even in ways they didn't mean to. Because I'm pretty sure that was just a friendly game of baseball that just ended terribly.
>>3637828
>Hey what do you use to capture screenshots of shows again? I think you said you had a program to snapshot frames like that.
>>3638087
Wait, what--
I knew this would happen eventually. I'm rooting for Wendy!
>>3638038
Well alright Ms. Emilia, ah but Tracksuit is just Subaru's nickname! I hope you finish what you set out to do.
>>3638040
Than I don't have a motivation to know it that much, it it was about your tanks power source you'd be well in your right to be doubtful, but I have no reason to snoop about you.
>>3638048
Oh what?! Hmph.. That hurts ya'know..
>>3638081
You saying you're better than me at singing...?!
>>3638087
Hehe... Oh my Rika, I didn't know you sing..
>>3638077
I never was one to use my voice too proudly, unless I was making a battlecry or berating my sisters.
>>3638081
>>3638087
It wasn't that good, pal.
Don't push your luck.
Good morning to you all.
I trust you are all well?
>>3638087
I should probably steal some of these. Oh well
>>3638099
Huh? No, I just said my concert was amazing. Yours is way better than mine!
>>3638102
Howdy, Miss!
>>3638101
I know. But I'd like to think I did well!
>>3638102
Good morning Ms. Toriel, I hope you are faring well, I'm doing fine myself.
Just another peaceful night in Dreamland.
>>3638087
That was an expensive blanket...
>>3638099
I would also say it hurts, but I'm empty now. I've got nothing flowing through my body now.
>>3638101
You're more than welcome to berate me if you want. It gets boring if I do it myself all the time.
_____ died for this
>>3638102
Morning Toriel. How are you today?
>>3638087
>She, in fact, fails to notice Kaito is even there
>She tries to make up for actual musical skills in sheer volume and passion
>>3638099
Well, you never know how interconnected things can be.
...Nevermind.
>>3638102
...I've been better.
>>3638117
WHATTHEHELLGETAWAYFROMME!
>>3638102
Morning goat mom!
>>3638117
S-Sword play? This is getting really hot now...
>>3638123
Kobe
>>3638121
>>3638117
You said something about how you were used to broken bones, right Perv-kun?
>>3638133
Broken bones and broken hearts, Boat-tan!
>>3638115
Howdy?
Haha... Howdy to you too!
>>3638116
Oh, very good.
I have been content lately. Watering my garden and catching up on some reading... What you'd expect, maybe?
>>3638125
Fairly well. Just catching up on a few books and working on more gardening.
>>3638126
Really? Oh dear, that isn't good...
What is the problem, young one?
>>3638130
Ah, good morning.
I am, indeed going to be skipping peace now. And also, Arena Event coming up. Ya'll best be prepared.
>>3638102
Hello Goat.
>>3638144
>>3638142
For starters?
>She gesticulates wildly about her, then at herself, then at a whole lot of nothing next to her
>>3638144
...This is just to much.
>>3638144
...
But I am a ship?
>>3638130
>>3638138
Aww, you're no fun.
It's always the most amusing when they're scared.
>>3638142
I guess I should introduce myself. My name's Alfred Jones; also known as America! What's your name, if I'm allowed to ask?
>>3638142
What books?
>>3638142
Hows it going with you, Goaty? Eat any good grass recently?
>>3638144
W-Wait a minute, I'm not--
>explodes
>>3638115
Honestly man I was kidding, America, you sing pretty good.
>>3638117
It's not magic, just slight of hand!
>>3638121
Tracksuit you're bumming me out man... So I'm going to have to preform a... Hug.
>Hugs him tightly.
>>3638126
... If I just figured it out because of that I hate myself, but if it's really as cliche as I think it is...
>>3638142
I didn't expect anything bad from you Ms. Toriel, you're always quite cheerful.
>>3638144
Ugh... I-I can't even get food poisoning..!
>>3638159
Oh, I am afraid of pain and dying. It's kind of trivialized by "Return From Death" though.
I wonder where ______ has been.
>>3638166
Thanks for the compliment, dude! So, how's the family doing?
IT'S KIRBY! And... He doesn't seem too happy to see anyone.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FAByWyvuu7s
>>3638166
This hug isn't going to fill my body with happiness or meaning.
>>3638175
Honest to god, Link a little bit. No fuss though.
>>3638190
he has been around a lot more
>>3638175
Battlewagon
Broly
>>3638166
>
...Namely?
>>3638186
>Loud, terrified screaming
>>3638193
I know, just the last couple days I meant.
>>3638186
I don't know how I got eaten again
>>3638186
Succubus and Corpse, Best Witch, and myself as the final 3.
Let's have some fun, friends~
>>3638174
We all sorta return from death here, Perv-kun. Any reason you're special?
>>3638144
How kind of you, hosting at such a late hour! It makes me smile to know that we have someone to host no matter what the time.
>>3638154
...I... do not see anything around here. Is that the problem?
>>3638163
72 MORE Uses for Snails!
Hehe... Though I have also been looking into more classic examples of literature, and things for the kids to read.
>>3638161
Your nickname is America? Like the country, yes? Haha... My my.
I am Toriel, caretaker and teacher. Pleased to meet you, Alfred.
>>3638166
The world could always use another smile in it. I do my best to bring more to the people that need them.
>>3638165
I do not typically eat grass, thank you very much. I am capable of eating things just like any human.
And I have been generally well...
>>3638206
YES.
>>3638206
Uses for snails? I've never heard of such a thing. Is it satirical?
>>3638202
You ready for this?
I can do it OUTSIDE of the arena!
>>3638206
How about chocolate? I remember reading somewhere that chocolate is bad for a large number of animals.
>>3637970
Sleeping. However I do appreciate the words.
>>3638039
Victory is not possible.
>>3638089
>Nimbus on Chrome
>>3638102
It is you.
Lame
At least we're guaranteed a winner next slide.
>When 4chan is fucking up
4chan is kill?
>>3638237
>Thanks
>>3638213
Oh, pardon me. I meant facts about Snails, not uses for them.
What do you mean satirical? It is entirely filled with facts about snails!
>>3638211
...Could you elaborate please, young one? I am afraid I do not understand.
>>3638219
I quite like chocolate! I have not had a lot of it in the past few days, I don't think.
>>3638237
You are... Ramlethal, yes?
Good to see you again, dear.
>>3638206
Hello, Miss Toriel! It's actually refreshing to see someone to know what country I am here for once. Apart from Kaito and a few other people, I'm practically unheard of!
Anyway, the reason I'm called America is because I am the personification of America's traits! For example, I eat twice my body weight in burgers, and I really like shouting!
You understand what I mean, right?
>>3638219
And?
Congratulations, your one special power is shared with probably around half of the people here.
We've got like, a dozen tributes with a very legitimate claim at being "capital G" god.
That, coupled with the fact that I've blown my brains out twice, tends to take all the pizzaz out of undying.
>>3638237
Nimbus a best.
>>3638238
That's what happens when you carry a dead body around, Maria.
>>3638246
Sometimes a rather cheeky or whimsical work of fiction will use such a title. Zen and the Art of Motorcycle Maintenance comes to mind.
>>3638246
Well, I was sort of in a giant, red rolling slab of armor and death last time I encountered you, wasn't I?
That's even LAMER
EURGH
Oh well, a win's a win.
>>3638180
Pretty good! On 'hang out with your male creators' day we were all together!
>>3638186
.... Goddammit..
>>3638187
Oh... You wanted a kiss?
>>3638195
Haha... I think it makes more sense the more I think about it... I think I'll leave you in suspense.
>>3638206
You and me Toriel, we are kindred souls!
>>3638237
You should go rest if you're tired... But if it makes you feel any better I value you as a good friend!
>>3638263
I want a Mouse and the motorcycle ava now
gg no re
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5dRTDePPUNI
end
THANKS FOR HAVING ME EVERYBODY
>>3638279
Don't you dare.
>>3638283
Congrats, and thanks for the show.
>>3638283
>>3638277
Jesus H Christ on a pogo stick, I won something?
Thanks for hosting, Big D.
Thanks to all my competitors for your sacrifice, in the name of an entertaining game.
>>3638279
Really? How did it go, dude?
>>3638288
Congrats to the Water Oni, and thanks for hosting, dude!
>>3638288
Thanks for hosting, congrats to the person who won that I don't care about
>>3638301
Don't be too salty, Jackie. Too much sodium is bad for your health.
>>3638288
Thanks for hosting Deedeedee! It was fun... Especially the being eaten by kirby...
>>3638291
Is it something cliche like your spirit is the thing that powers your tank?
>>3638300
It was fun, by the end I was smiling with tears in my eyes..
>>3638283
Congratulations.
>>3638273
Oh, yes!
...did something happen to it?
Actually... It was destroyed, was it not?
>>3638247
Well, I have learnt quite a lot about the world since coming from the Underground... I would hope to know the name of one of the biggest countries on the planet!
I can tell the volume part quite well, thank you. You never have to worry about making yourself heard!
>>3638263
Oh, no. It is entirely real, believe me.
>>3638279
We simply share the same values... But they are good values to hold.
>>3638291
>>3638294
>>3638300
>>3638301
>>3638306
>Pats heads
If we have no host in a bit I guess I could host again.
>>3638304
Don't call me Jackie
>>3638307
A fact book about snails makes a lot more sense, of course. Coffee table material and such.
>>3638306
>She twitches
...That sort of flies against what I stand for.
>>3638307
For the umpteenth time.
>>3638313
I'd love to go for two. Plus, these games are actually quite entertaining.
>>3638314
Jackson?
Jaximus?
Johnboy?
>>3638335
Just. Jack
>>3638307
It's good that you say that, because I don't have the spirit for that kind of thing. Hahaha!
>>3638323
Well it would make sense, considering you seem to have a telepathic link with it.
>>3638349
...What makes you say that?
>>3638306
Aw, how sweet... You're making me tear up, dude!
>>3638307
The largest country in the world? That would be, uh...
>He thinks for a moment. Shocking, I know.
Russia. A person that is, suffice to say, insane.
Hey, did you say something about the Underground? I think I've heard of that place before... Isn't that where the Australians live?
>>3638313
Yes, please!
>>3638347
We know each other too well to just go by our given names, Jimbo!
It's part of any good friendship to think of a relatable name that your friend can be addressed by.
>>3638246
I wish I could have petted you before resting.
>>3638279
I will try to get some rest.
>>3638288
>>3638251
Thank you for the opportunity.
Congratulations.
>>3638378
Goodnight Ram
I'm all prepped and ready for action. Give me another batch.
>Yes this is an entry
>>3638323
Oh, dear...
I am terribly sorry to hear that. It must be disheartening.
At least you are alright.
>>3638316
To be honest, it is one of the few books I brought with me when I came up here... I still open it every now and then as a reminder.
>>3638349
Ah..!
Ah, I got it. Hehehe..~
I really have to get myself in gear for this kind of humor.
>>3638371
One of the biggest. One of.
Oh, no, not that kind of Underground. I mean, I was literally... well... Underground, along with many monsters.
>>3638378
> * Toriel smiles, and rubs your head.
Worry not. I will be here later.
Rest well, Ramlethal.
>>3638392
Slumberjack awakened
>>3638375
I tend not to give nicknames for people I'm friends with. Just people I want to belittle
>>3638392
Jack Spicer
>>3638392
gosto.
>>3638392
Izaya Orihara
>>3638392
Maria and Harusame
>>3638393
Up here? Can't you get more books where ever, "up here," is?
>>3638392
Rika
>>3638393
I can always rebuild, but it's frustrating how often it happens.
>>3638378
>have a good one?
>>3638392
Houki Shinonono
>>3638392
Bandana Dee
>>3638392
Mugen
>>3638392
Toriel
>>3638392
Envy
>>3638392
Usami Sumireko
>>3638378
G'night, dude!
>>3638392
Alfred Jones the Hero
>>3638393
Wait, hold up... Underground? As in, well, Mount Ebott? Oh...
>He suddenly takes your palm in his hand, screaming profusely
I'M SORRY I'M SORRY I'M SORRY I'M SORRY IT WAS MY FAULT YOU GUYS WERE LOCKED UNDERGROUND.
>>3638392
Anchorage Water Oni
>>3638401
How wonderful.
>>3638392
SmoKING Kaito
>>3638368
>Sighs.
Ah.. Never mind.
>>3638371
Jeez man.. Don't get all Sappy on me.. But you spent the day with your father right?
>>3638378
Goodnight Rammy, hang in there alright?
>>3638393
Oh you~! That took me a while to process.
>>3638392
Tired Doggo
>>3638392
Velvet Scarlatina
>>3638426
Been a while since I've seen you
>>3638392
Jean Pierre Polnareff
We're only at 17.
>>3638423
Yep! Me and England talked about many things, such as recent tragedies, the Middle East, and Russia! I think France was also there, but England chased him out...
>>3638392
Evil Eye Sigma
>>3638423
Being so vague doesn't help, either.
...I thought that's what other people were supposed to say to me.
>>3638392
Serenity
>>3638431
.... Go to sleep!
>>3638392
Blue Beetle
>>3638392
Frederick Frankenstein
Hit me mommy
>>3638393
I hope to, Toriel.
>>3638423
I did appreciate the last statement you said to me. I will attempt to. Good night.
>>3638431
Huh? I'm around every now and then, just don't enter that much.
>>3638392
Jules Winnfield
>>3638454
Figured I'd spice it up abit.
One more.
>>3638437
That sounds nice... You guys could get along if you tried.
>>3638440
Hey, I'm allowed to be vague when I'm too lazy to explain myself.
>>3638451
Goodnight Ram, if you have trouble sleeping I'll probably still be here..
>>3638454
Hmpf!...
>>3638466
King Deedeedee is cool!
>>3638409
Oh, of course I can, but that was just hte last thing I read....
>>3638410
You must work very hard. Do make sure not to overwork yourself, okay?
>>3638419
?
> * Toriel looks a little surprise, putting her hand over yours.
You were... there when that had happened?
Do not worry, Alfred! There is no need to over-react.
The whole ordeal is over, and we are all free now.
I do not hate humanity. Even so... The apology is accepted.
>>3638423
Haha..!
I can still joke with the best of them!
>>3638451
I am sure you will. Goodnight.
>>3638466
Eyeyeyeye
>>3638466
Sucy Manbavaran
>>3638473
Creeped
>>3638486
Let's do this, 'Mericaman.
>>3638486
Swap eye for >>3638489
>>3638472
Well you'd certainly hit my funny bone... If I had one, haha...
>>3638482
>
I'm not talking to you tomorrow!
>>3638486
Looks good!
>>3638471
Well, considering how importantly I consider this, I could REALLY not go for the laziness.
>>3638472
I might always be working, but even I know how to pace myself.
>>3638486
Let's get this show on the road.
>Also, if you'd please
>>3638440
>>3638475
>>3638507
>He tears up slightly
B-but
>>3638471
Yeah, but he's always comparing things to the old days. Not that I blame him, considering that he was once an Empire! Oh well. I bet he's still a good guy!
>>3638472
T-Thank you. I was there when that happened. It was the American Civil War when we locked you guys up. We were gonna release you when it was 1915, but World War One started...
Jeez, this got sad really quick. Wanna hear a joke?
>>3638497
You got it, dude!
>>3638486
Looks good, dude!
All swaps are done.
>>3638482
Not at all. I am glad to be on the surface once again. How I missed it....
Needless to say, I will never take this world for granted.
>>3638486
Let us do our best, Mugen.
>>3638507
...Unfortunately I am out of computer jokes that I have ready, but I will be working to think up more!
It surprises me to see what kind of technology exists today... I am still wrapping my head around it.
>>3638512
> * Toriel smiles.
I can see you are one child I do not need to worry about here.
Very good.
>>3638517
I was not much concerned with what the war was... Only that humans and monsters were fighting.
You have jokes? I would love to hear one!
>>3638528
Fishing gear? Mm, fishing does sound relaxing...
>by the way, did desustorage go down or somethin'?
>>3638528
I've got a bad feeling about this.
>>3638531
I'm not as old as I look...which I have to say a lot.
>Something about CP, go to cuckchan.org
>Yes, really.
>>3638531
Ah, up here being the surface. Any regrets about leaving stuff below?
>Yes, they relocated to cuckchan
>>3638531
Desustorage got taken down due to CP. Here's the new archive https://cuckchan.org
>>3638531
Alright then, Miss! Here we go:
>How do Hawaiians show their approval of a bad joke?
>With a low "Ha."
>>3638528
Aaaaand, just like that I kill three people...this is a good start, I like this start.
Fucking brutal yo.
>>3638512
Ugh.. Fine, what did you want me to clarify?
>>3638515
That trick doesn't work on me! I'm the fake crying master! Mainly because my tears are artificial.. Just go to sleep I'm kidding.
>>3638517
Well sometimes looking in the past is good, but it's better to be crosseyed, one eye on the past and one eye on the future.. But that leaves none left for the present.
>>3638528
Ah.. I don't see a light here..
>>3638531
That's alright Ms. Toriel, we can talk without joking, I can be serious sometimes too.
>>3638553
Ugh.. I'm glad I smoked up your shop!..
>>3638553
OW! Fuck was that...
>>3638557
Kidding? Those weren't fake! I was honestly scared that I managed to make you mad.
>>3638553
Chef Kawasaki ava from the Kirby anime when
>>3638553
Hehehe....
>>3638557
Like I said, "what makes you say that".
You gotta find a way around that firewall if you want to take on an opposing clan by surprise.
>>3638569
We'd just bully him desu.
>>3638557
I know, dude. It's really hard because everyone keeps changing their mood depending on the country's problems. I'm pretty sure England always was grumpy, though...
>>3638560
I RIGGED IT!
>>3638571
Russia helped them, it's the only explanation!
>>3638571
>>3638571
Here's a tale for y'all, bout this bitch ass nigga named Yin-Yarn. This here no good motherfucker thought it'd be goddamn hilarious to fuck wit Kirby and his crew, but Kirby ain't no small time punk. Kirby caught that nigger and straight up fuckin ate him. Moral of the story? NIGGAS DON'T KNIT.
>>3638566
Hahahaha!.. I haven't gotten mad over anything here yet, honestly if I got mad over something like that I'd have my personality checked for glitches.
>>3638570
Because that one time you were standing next to me and your tank was floating back to your base or wherever, I was going to follow it and it stopped because something you did. That's why I said that...
>>3638571
I wish that...
>>3638578
What does he have to be grumpy about..?
>>3638546
>>3638544
>>3638542
>aaaay, thanks peeps :v
>>3638553
That was certainly a... bot of trouble!
>>3638544
Yes, aboveground is what I mean.
Not really. The entrance to the underground is now open, and you can still get back in if you so wish.
Asgore actually goes down to check on the castle and make sure it stays standing. According to what he tells me, he wants to turn it into a museum of sorts, I think?
>>3638542
Are you not? My apologies. I will stop calling you such then.
I am happy that you seem less jumpy around me at least.
>>3638547
Hehehe~... Not bad, not bad at all!
Oh, I have got one. What do people from Minneapolis like to drink the most? Minnesoda!
>>3638557
Quite right, quite right.
What would you wish to talk about?
>>3638571
A fiery temper she has.
Waddle Dee party, oh boy!
>>3638588
Fucking kek
>>3638578
You whaaaaaaa-say, Alfred, have you always been so....handsome?
>>3638590
Let me calm down a bit from that scare and I'll drift right to bed.
>>3638571
I suddenly feel like sleeping.
>>3638590
Which...makes you think I control it...like that? And what, you think I made all that stuff on the inside just for show?
>>3638591
>No problem
Well, for starters, I'm armed, and that lazy samurai is around here...somewhere.
>>3638601
...Uh.
>>3638601
>>3638609
>motions indicating he's happy she came, and to have some cake
>>3638601
You think you really cool, real big, scary ass motherfucker, right? I ain't even gonna hit the ground.
Hey ground. FUCK YOUR BITCH ASS, NIGGA!
>The earth's crust parts for Jules's mighty beratement
test
>>3638590
France was a huge factor of him being grumpy. They once fought a war lasting one hundred years, and still have rivalries to this day! I contributed to his temper too. Independence from him really shocked him, I guess...
>>3638591
Pff-- DARNIT. I'm gonna try again:
>What is the difference between ignorance and apathy?
>I don't know, and I don't care.
>>3638607
R-Really? For once, someone other than France said that to me... Yes! I'd like to think I was. Why?
>>3638601
THE RIDE NEVER ENDS
>>3638613
>motions indicating he's happy she came
>>3638618
SAY TEST AGAIN! I DARE YOU, I DOUBLE DARE YOU MOTHERFUCKER, SAY TEST ONE MORE GODDAMN TIME.
>>3638591
Where are you from! I... Haven't seen a person like you before.
>>3638601
These are all for me I hope you realize, can't live without power...
>>3638607
I doubt that considering you seem to do this every night...
>>3638609
Yes and no, you said yourself you'd let Shanghai drive your tank.
>>3638623
But France runs away a lot right...?
Well I guess science itself is a magical kind of thing.
>>3638634
Hmpf, that's what you get.
>>3638631
...Which, theoretically, could mean as much showing her how to use the physical as the spiritual.
>>3638634
>Flops face-first on to ground
>>3638623
I...well I never noticed until now. You're practically statuesque, carved from stone like our Founding Fathers on Mount Rushmore.
>>3638631
Hardly true! You don't usually give me such a fright most nights either.
>>3638601
Oof!
...It is a good thing I am so sturdy, but please do not attempt that again, Usami.
>>3638609
That definitely changes things, does it not?
Just do be careful with whatever you armed yourself with. I hope you never need use it.
Samurai? Where have I heard that term before?
Hm...
>>3638623
Ohoho, not bad! Hehehehe...
You are pretty good at this, Alfred.
>>3638631
I came from the Underground... I was there for a long time.
these days, I live in a cabin not too far from a small town and a school where I work.
And do not worry... Not many are used to seeing monsters just yet. Humans need the time to adjust to seeing us again after all.
>>3638631
Not here, no. He's like Len in a way, when it comes to both romance and personality. The only time he runs away is when a girl's about to kick his ass, so I've been told...
>>3638644
Aw, you're being modest... You don't look half bad yourself, actually~
Suddenly the death is cranked up to eleven.
No seriously, there's suddenly just a lot of death.
>>3638659
>>3638651
Thanks, I've trying to find new ways to annoy Germany and England! In fact, I'm pretty sure you're better at this than I am!
>>3638659
CHOO CHOO, MOTHERFUCKERS
>>3638656
Me? I didn't think it was possible for you to become more attractive, and then you go and do it. May Benjamin Franklin strike me down with his mighty kite if I'm wrong, but I think I'm in love
>>3638642
.... Are you saying I'm right? Ah... I feel worn down a little.
>>3638644
You'd stay up anyway..
>>3638651
Oh, that make sense you're really kind after all, it's nice that you're a teacher.
Ah, but I wouldn't say you were a monster, monsters aren't kind right?
>>3638656
Ah.. I see, he must be bad with girls then if that happens enough that someone spreads the word...
>>3638659
It's alright.. The smoke makes them taste bitter anyway.
