/sad/ - Satyrs After Dark #13: Sexual Experimentation Edition
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Previous Thread - >>3571953
Prism a best
>>3627298
What was satyr's first sexual experimentation.
>>3627735
Agreed
Dead thread
>>3632101
Watching Finding Dory.
>>3630278
presumably butt stuff, regardless of who.
>>3630278
With each other
>>3635115
>A giant satyr orgy was held on Dawn/Radiance's 18th bitthday
>>3635461
>Dawn and Radiance were the centerpieces in it
>>3635656
Well, duh. It was THEIR birthday. Every satyr was in attendance. It was required.
>>3635461
>It was super hot
>No, not the sexy sort of hot, like, the uncomfortable kind
>Having an orgy in the Royal Palace seemed like a damn fine idea on paper, but Celestia and Luna weren't keen on upkeep and hadn't installed air conditioners in the older, less frequented rooms
>Not to mention the smells, oof!
>All those satyrs knocking horseshoes in one room certainly produces an odor
>Mostly sweat, some urine, and twenty pounds of tits and ass
>There were bodies everywhere!
>Satyrs had to be careful not to get their vajiggers or their pinkle winkles mixed up into someone else's funholes
>Some passed out from the heat after a few rounds
>Others were insatiable and kept going right into the night, armed with a gallon jugs of water
>You're pretty sure the last two developed a game of some sort on who could get the other to cum the hardest
>No one knows who won since they left wobbly, dehydrated, and plenty stickier than when they came
>Heh
>>3635809
unf
What are the butt ranks for the traps? From 5 for PHAT to 1 for f l a t.
>>3636399
The closest to 1 is Garret; who is a solid 2 on a bad day. Pogo is a 5... Mmmf, Gargle as well. Simmer is a 3, Muddle is a 2, 3 after some doughnuts. Snapshot is a fucking 4. boy can twerk.
>>3636545
Did I miss anyone?
>>3636545
Gargle's like a three at most, he's still too young to develop dat booty. I'd give Simmer like a 4 and a half, since he doesn't eat as many sweets as Pogo and bump Snapshot up to a 5. The rest are accurate though.
>>3636783
Snapshot's ass is fucking FINE (like aged wine baby), but it isn't PHAT (Pretty Hot an Thicc). He doesn't gorge himself on sweets... Or... Does he?
>Campy
>Trap
>Probably gets emotional
>Scarfs a box of imported chocolate truffles, slowly building his THICC stat
... I retract my objection. Fully. I want this.
>>3636815
I thought 4 was THICC, 3 was Fine, 2 was Average, and 1 was Flat
>>3636815
I have a mighty need
>>3636949
It's been a while since I've drawn Snapshot. Maybe I'll sketch something when I get home from work.
>>3638160
All of my yes.
>>3636815
Like this?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k8c0SWraq-4
I know it's Family Guy, but it seems relevant.
>>3640219
Like that, but not morbidly obese that he turns into mush. Just enough so his butt gets a little bigger. He grew up around models after all.
>How are the satyrs at dirty talk? What was the sexiest thing they've ever said to make someone cum? Likewise, what's the sexiest thing they've ever heard that made them cum? Any bad ones?
>>3640346
In the heat of the moment she likes to be called a horny cow slut and gets off when you grab her horns and say how youre gonna impregnate her and milk her tits.
Death Bump
>>3635115
Bump for cute swimming clothes
>>3651041
Who?
>>3651824
Looks like Broil. The ears kinda give it away.
>>3638308
Sorry, anon. I got home late, ate, and went to sleep. Don't worry, I do have something planned that I'll sketch out at work tonight that I'm sure you and other anons will enjoy.
>>3652452
If you don't mind me asking, what job do you have that lets you sketch at work? Or do you just do it on your lunch break?
>>3653118
Not him but I used to do a gig as a security officer for a local school and there were times when I would be unsupervised for long periods of time. I could fuck off to the store for an hour or two and nobody would notice. Also during holidays I would be the only one on campus and would spend my whole shift pantless in the teachers lounge eating microwaved foods and watching anime and shit on my laptop. Shit was fucking sweet
>>3653118
I work at a government facility out in the middle of nowhere (which explains my shitty phone service) where I am responsible for the supervision and monitoring of residents in the dormitories. Some of these residents are children, which is why I typically won't draw anything even remotely risque at work in case one might catch a glimpse, but it excuses me if, say a supervisor happens to come by and see me drawing a cutesy satyr, I can just say I'm drawing it for one of the kids. My shift has me working alone anyway, so I don't have to worry about that much. Plus, all of my coworkers and supervisors know I'm artistic and I have done several projects around the facility, so drawing/drafting is actually part of my job and no one bats an eye if they see me doodling.
I work overnights on Tuesdays and Wednesdays, so everyone will be asleep, and my supervisor (who is a very good friend of mine and who knows that I draw a lot) only comes over to cover my break (usually at 3 AM), so on these night shifts I can chance drawing some naughty pictures. Until 6:30 AM, that is. That's when I have to start my morning duties which keep me busy until I leave at 8:30 AM.
>>3654333
>I work at a government facility out in the middle of nowhere (which explains my shitty phone service) where I am responsible for the supervision and monitoring of residents in the dormitories. Some of these residents are children
Are they meta humans are ayys?
>>3654333
What, like the family housing project for a military base?
>>3654333
>I work at a government facility out in the middle of nowhere (which explains my shitty phone service) where I am responsible for the supervision and monitoring of specimens in the holding cells.
fify
So exactly where does the gubberment keep the qt satyr daugterus?
>>3654642
Alright, you got me. I am actually the project lead of Operation Satyr in which we are splicing human DNA with that of equine DNA. You have all helped immensely in my research.
>>3654573
Not really. It's not families and it has nothing to do with the military.
Taking one shots for stories. Gonna be more free for writing now than I was before. Also, does anybody know about this bat character? Wanted to do a small thing with her dating Anon and trying to get on the good side of Yuzu and maybe Murmur
>>3660123
>Arry is dead head canon
I am too sad to give you one shot ideas, but have a pic.
>>3660150
>sad
Hope you feel better Anon. And I should write those two. I just need some names for em. Did we ever reach an agreement for their names?
>>3660150
A pic drawn by /d/, weeks ago. Should have specified.
>>3660193
I know the common name for the (singular) bunny girl is Cottonball/tail. The Manticore girl's name is up for debate. Some say Sushi; but that has no direct connection to Manticores or just a plain name. Feel free to try your hand at naming her. The worst people can do is say it's a bad name.
>>3660232
I would say add a blank space or two to imply that no trap is truly flat blttomed; of use a more literal 1-X tier system. But yeah; the hierarchy of trap is right about that. Not exactly flat-thicc, but least great-absolute besf
>>3660123
Rory gets a blind date via a dating site. He shows up and discovers that his date is his sister, to both their surprise. Awkward spaghetti-filled romance happens.
>>3660232
Forgot Muddle; though, he has only been described as trappy a few times. Very few.
>>3660265
Gotcha. Also, Gargle is generally viewed as being young, right?
>>3660291
YoungER than Muddle. So if you made Muddle a clear adult and Gargle a pre-teen, would create a bit of an inconsistency.
>>3660277
Well, I could add him if he is qualified as a trap which would bring the numbers to 3 drakes and 3 satyrs, but personally, I haven't gotten that trap vibe from him. It depends on majority vote.
>>3660330
I just meant in height terms.
>>3660335
The face and bair could use some work (like how Pogo or Garret don't naturally look girly.), but the legs and frame feel right for trapping up.
>>3660346
Oh, yeah, Gargle is a shorty. Not like a manlet, but definitely short and cute.
>>3660232
I still say put Simmer at 4 1/2 and Snapshot at 5
>>3660411
Yeah. Some work on the brows, maybe some make up to cover his natural skin texture. Lotion him up to get him baby smooth, some work with his hair to let it down; he could definitely be a ladyboy. Though; I am a staunch believer with enough effort; ANY male can look feminine and ANY female can look masculine. That's just me though.
>>3660223
I rather like Leona, which some anon suggested recently.
>>3660232
I want to assume you are DJ; and I want to ask if you are doing something similar to http://myhentaicomics.com/index.php/Fly-Ladyboys with the trap group motif. Not specifically air stewardesses; but group trap thing. If so; I am 110% on board and wait to see some wip.
>>3660466
Ooooh; I like it. Leona (Lion?) sounds perfect. Feminine, actually sounds like a name, and fits with the Manticore half.
>>3660439
That depends if he wants it to be a spectrum or a set number. I think Snap and Simmer would tie but, then we'd need one more to get the numbers.
Grrrrr...
The problem with drakes is that the base of their tales is too thick, so a portion is always blocking some of their asses, which defeats the purpose of this picture. Fuck...I may have to redo it from a lower angle.
>>3660593
Or have them raise it high. Like the little well-trained sluts they are.
>>3660479
My plan was a lineup of them all in female swimwear from behind at the beach as a sort of ass comparison picture. Now, I could either have the non traps (Garret, Pogo, Muddle if you guys want him in it too) in just speedos or tight swimtrunks and not feminine wear at all, or I could make them trappy by giving them their alternate hairstyles, eyelashes, etc.
>>3660593
It could be from how you're drawing the tail and whether or not it extends from the spine or parts the butt.
>>3660605
But it would block the view of their upper bodies as well as their neighbors, since I have them all standing close to each other
>>3660640
Trap, please. I would very much like trap.
>>3660645
In my head, it's directly above the ass.
>>3660667
If it's that, then just have them raise it. Drake tails (And pony, for that matter) seem very prehensile. Look at how high Spike can get his from time to time.
>>3660546
I've no idea who came up with Sushi. It just started being used at some point.
https://discord.gg/012UCxucVbIXh994d
/trash/ general discord if you wanna hang in here~
>>3660640
The theme is trap butts, so why have them be non-trappy?
>>3660640
Bikinis > Speedos. Always.
>>3660656
Maybe have it curve around and grab their neighbor's waist, so it wouldn't obstruct the view as much?
>>3660640
I'm fine with either, honestly.
>>3660754
Depending on who you ask.
>>3660782
>have it curve around and grab their neighbor's waist
I was actually going to do something similar. I was going to have Gargle and Simmer's tails intertwined since they're standing next to each other.
>>3660640
What do you think would be the reasoning Snapshot used to convince Simmer and wear female swimwear? I'm under the impression that he's a natural trap that tries to hide the fact that he looks like a girl by wearing baggy clothing like sweaters, long sleeve shirts, and pants. Snapshot, though, fully owns up to the fact that he's got a rocking body and isn't put off by wearing make-up or women's clothing.
>>3660983
I can tell you I wasn't a fan of some of your trap drawings because of the overabundance of makeup and lack of feminine contours in them. It just came across as crossdressing to me. They're getting better though, namely with Snapshot and Gargle. The eyelashes and waist are good touches.
What are you listening to, /sad/?
https://youtu.be/Qm4JS8dfDco
>>3661185
When I draw, I try to keep some consistency, so when a male character tries to be trappy, in my mind, yes, they are crossdressing, so they wouldn't magically become curvier. I'll admit I wanted to make them more feminine, but thought I would be called out for not being consistent. Funny how that worked out.
>>3661294
Ah, I could understand that then. Consistency of satyrs can be an issue with so many headcanons. I never even would've considered Pogo or Gargle as traps until you and Fuchs did your respective pictures. For me, as a personal preference, the term trap implies something fictional, a male with the outward appearance of a female. Bone structure, facial features, body type, and all that are taken into account to determine whether or not it's a trap or just androgyny/crossdressing.
>>3661294
Eh, I've always liked your trap work. So all this is just gravy to me.
>>3661020
Cooking lessons.
>>3660123
I'd read the shit out of that.
So yes or no in adding trap Muddle?
>>3661861
I say yes, unless you don't think you can make it work; then don't force it.
>>3661913
I'm always down for more traps. I love androgyny. In fact, not sure if I've ever shared this before, but in highschool, I was androgynous. I had long hair, painted my nails, wore eyeliner, foundation, even lip gloss. I never cross dressed, but I loved it when people didn't know if I was male or female. I don't do it anymore though.
Are there any colored pictures of Gargle? I don't know his color pallette. Is his skin darker, lighter, or the same shade as Muddle's?
>>3662072
Darker, but not by much.
Male bunny satyr art when?
>>3662115
Never ever
>>3662115
Empire bunny? Never ever because Anon is prefect man only gret father 5ever.
Regular bunny? When Angel gets lucky again; possibly. That or Cotton gets a little sister.
>>3662115
If I DID draw one, it would certainly be a trap.
What does rabbit dick even look like?
A snowcone is NOT ice cream captcha, fuck you.
>>3662230
It looks like something that can shoot off like a human dick? I unno.
>>3662187
>Empire bunny? Never ever because Anon is prefect man only gret father 5ever.
But he needs a loyal praetorian guard made up of his strongest and most skilled sons.
>>3662230
Being a trap is frowned upon in the empire. It's the duty of every male to continue Great Father's bloodline by spreading it to every corner of the world. Also how is it not an ice cream?
>>3654333
>I work at a government facility out in the middle of nowhere (which explains my shitty phone service) where I am responsible for the supervision and monitoring of residents in the dormitories.
Vault-Tec pls.
>>3662301
>But he needs a loyal praetorian guard made up of his strongest and most skilled sons.
>"Psst, brother!"
>The elder guard remained stoic, silently staring at the wall at the opposite side of the corridor.
>"Hey, hey, psst!"
"Ugh, what now?"
>"So we've been guarding this door together for a while now, huh?"
"What of it? It is the Great Father's will."
>"Yeah, no, I totally get that and I think it's super cool that we get to guard His harem. I was just wondering.. uh-"
"Well? Spit it out."
>"How much are you getting paid for this? We're on the same wage, right?"
"Pay? We are blessed to serve the Great Father, that is our pay."
>"Oh... but what about benefits and perks?"
"I get first pick of the captives and extra rations, same as any other guard."
>"Yeah, but I heard Great Father bestowed a special favour upon you after you caught that minotaur trying to steal from the treasury a few years back."
"Our divine patriarch saw fit to grant me a concubine of my own for each year of loyal service."
>"Cool... cool... so that means you've had it, right? Sex I mean. What was it like?"
>The elder guard sighed.
"Why must I always be the one to babysit the newbies?"
>>3662704
Which satyrs (guy or girl) would you expect to have harems? Who would be in them?
>>3662935
All the guys, because I headcanon polygyny as the norm.
>Who's in them?
Girls from whatever species happen to be native around wherever they live, for the most part.
Jay's would likely be mostly if not entirely mares, with Pacific being made the alpha girl.
>>3662935
People who either have indomitable charisma or people who happened o be attracted to the same person/each other. Most started out as circles of friends (or friends of their friends) breaking off when romance happened between two people in the group. So...
>Hope - Gumdrop, Fraise
>Alex - Pogo, Thorn, Emma
>Muddle - Misty, Cristal, Delores
>Radiance - Mistake
>Timber - Kaos, Mumble
>Dawn - Herc, Steam Boat, Gargle, Pluma
>Orion - Thistle, Ash
>Utah - Petunia, Feather Heart
>Presto - Clockwork, Melody
>Starburst - Clockwork, Eden Equal
>Sapphire - Cider, Bucky, Lil Mac
>>3662935
If we're going harem bullshit and nothing matters. For this to work, the reasoning for me at least would be the high female to male ratio. It wouldn't be abnormal to see one, but it wouldn't be the norm either. Just enough that if you saw one, it would catch your attention, but you wouldn't care once you realize what it is.
I remember someone saying a threesome between Rory, Ash, and Thistle. I could see Ash wanting to stick around for Thistle, and she does like the boy too so it helps. I also am a fan of how different the body types are. Thistle is a shortstack, Rory is a bit above average height and lanky, and ash is a bit of an amazon.
>>3663098
>Dawn's harem
I don't even know any of them
I don't understand why any of these would want to be with muddle. Also who is Frasier? Why is thorn in there? How can clockwork be in two harems at once?
>>3663200
>>366320
>Dawn: Really, people need to read the OP more. Bulk Biceps', Iron Will's, Garble's, and Philomena's in that order
>Muddle: Because not everyone headcanons him as a douche and there were some mentionings/art with them together
>Hope: It's just Fraise, it's Gumdrop's brother
>Alex: Because Sterks said she looks up to her due to being 'super cool' and 'a badass'
>Presto + Starburst: Proximity on their part and indecisive on hers.
>>3663323
Isn't steam boat the gay one? Are you sure you're not mixing up Dawn with snapshot?
>>3663374
No, I wanted Dawn's harem to mostly consist of beefcake Conan the Barbarian types with Pluma and Gargle as their foils. Plus I don't really see him as gay.
Okay, starting the picture.
Does this look like a bottom tier trap ass for Garret?
>>3663547
Also, I had originally planned one piece suits for each trap. Is that okay, or should I have some two-piece suits on some? I also had a thought to have numbers on them as well, as though they where in a competition or something. Yes? No?
>>3663582
Oh, also I think they should either be wearing a one piece or some sort of top tha isn't a bikini, like a tube top or a shoulder strap top...thing.
>>3663098
>Muddle
>Having a harem
The boy can be unintentionally charming and cute, but by no means would be suave enough to have a harem. I do ship him with Delores though. I think the two are good for eachother in that he likes the way she dotes on him like a mother and he reminds her of her father the way he is quick to anger and act out. Nice little Freudian ship imo.
Here's the sketch concept. All suggestions and corrections are welcomed as always. I'll be warming up with some doodles while I wait for feedback.
>>3663582
>>3663547
Either way is fine for what they wear, if you want to mix it up you can do that as well. I know I'd like to see them wearing two pieces or little tank tops. Just so long as Gargle keeps his big eyebrows. And Garrets ass looks great, I'd keep it. No need to over exaggerate their asses since they still are guys in the end.
>>3663795
Pogo looks WAY too much like a woman, I honestly thought that was Darcy for a moment. Not sure how to feel about that since Pogo may be cutesy looking, but he still has a male build.
As for Snapshot he looks great, the glasses are a nice touch and add to his sex appeal. Nothing wrong with him.
Simmer is the same, no real faults with his posture, or anatomy. The pony tail is a nice touch.
If Gargle is holding onto Muddle then that is adorable. His shoulders may be a little too wide though, you may want to curve them up a bit.
Muddle is exactly how I would imagine him being, stiff as a board and embarrased as all hell.
No problems with Garret. Twink as always.
>>3663795
Are you gonna be doing the requests from last thread? Or just doing your own random doodles? If you are in a request kind of mood, can we see some Gargle awkwardly trying to suck off a banana? Or maybe him with just his mouth wide open and exposed fangs going "Like this?" and an off the screen snapshot saying "Not so much teeth sweetie."
>>3663863
>Pogo looks WAY too much like a woman
Any suggestions on how I can fix that?
>Simmer
>pony tail
It's actually pigtails from pic related
>>3663863
>If Gargle is holding onto Muddle then that is adorable
He is.
>>3663893
Sure, I'll take some requests, why not.
This trap group picture I intend to be my next big colored project, so I definitely will not be finishing it today.
>>3663795
>That nearly plus sized Pogo
>Kek. He is a baker's son. I would say tamper the waist a little and you're good.
>Snapshot looks great, I half expect him to have a sun hat on.
>Simmer looks really cute with tha pony tail and adds a nice variety from the other drakes. I kinda want you to flare the hips outward a bit more, but that's a personal nitpick of mine and not necessarily integral
>Gargle and Muddle both look fine, cute expressions
>Garret's owning it as best as he can
Pretty good for the most part
>>3663801
>Just so long as Gargle keeps his big eyebrows
What's it with you and thick eyebrows on Gargle, anon? You got some sort of eyebrow fetish? Is that even a thing?
>>3663953
>Sure, I'll take some requests, why not.
Can you doodle that trap tier male bunny satyr?
>>3663973
>What's it with you and thick eyebrows on Gargle, anon? You got some sort of eyebrow fetish? Is that even a thing?
No, its just in the few pics of Gargle he has big eyebrows. And I've always headcannoned that he likes his eyebrows and doesnt want to trim then. Plus its kind of boring if every trap is this 10/10 perfect figure no facial flaws kind of thing. I like there to be variety and each satyr having pros, and cons. Also, more cutie Gargle pics
>>3663953
Sapphire as Harley Quinn
>>3664013
>trap tier male bunny satyr
B-But I wanted a strapping bunny lad that could continue Great Father's legacy and make him proud.
Nah, but seriously any art is good art as far as I'm concerned.
>>3664138
>B-But I wanted a strapping bunny lad that could continue Great Father's legacy and make him proud.
This.
>>3664146
You mean you like curves on a trap? I do too, but when Pogo goes from a slightly curvey boy to latina tier sex goddess its kind of jarring. Snapshot has a great ass but his chest is still male.
>>3664138
>>3664173
I wrote a short story and one of them involves a bunny lad trying to worm his way to the top.
http://pastebin.com/0BERG3vA
Line 30. Can we base him off that?
>>3664173
>>3664056
Are male bun buns extremely competitive with one another and always trying to outshine their brothers? If you go with the headcanon that only the strongest and bravest of them are allowed to breed then you can see why they'd be almost obsessed with trying to become the biggest and best around.
What would they do to win the greatest prize of all and be named as Great Father's chosen successor?
>>3664232
>I wrote a short story and one of them involves a bunny lad trying to worm his way to the top.
I remember that, it was good.
>Can we base him off that?
It's the most detailed characterisation of a male bunny satyr that I know of, so I vote yes.
>>3664232
>http://pastebin.com/0BERG3vA
continue this please.
>>3664232
I'm not saying he has to grow breasts or anything, just that if he's a trap he should have the curves underneath.
>>3663893
>>3664041
Batman Animated Series Harley, or Arkham Harley?
>>3664232
>The warrens
So does anon look like a rabbit version of this?
>>3664354
Animated
>>3664323
Hot, but also concerning.I imagine having a drake deepthroat you involves a lot of trust.
>>3663953
Alex wearing a loose tank top. Maybe some side boob
>>3664375
>>3664041
>>3663953
Emma in a position like pic related?
Bonus points if it's in that skimpy outfit you drew her in not too long ago.
>>3664544
>>3664758
>That tit as ass shot
Man Alex is really waifu tier, and she aint got itty bitty kitty titties no more.
>>3664817
I think its more cause she lifts, and is more focused on being fit than fine. I personally like the itty titties but can see getting some nice boobs as she gets older and takes it easier on the training.
>>3664647
>>3664958
What a lewd cutie
>>3664958
Hnnng! She's just begging for a face fucking with that tongue!
>>3664958
>Filename
Kek, but also disturbingly erotic.
Can you do a pic of Salai shaving her hairy armpits? Get a nice under arm shot? I dont have a pic of her atm.
>>3665106
found one
>>3665154
Why is Salai so pale compaired to Annie?
>>3665164
Annie takes after more of her fathers skin tone (Yes, he is so edgy that even his skin under his black coat is black) and Salai takes after more of her mom.
>>3664958
I can't do it myself, requesting Darcy version of pic related.
>>3665106
>Kek, but also disturbingly erotic
For some reason, I can't help but imagine her looking up at Alex like that with Alex saying "The fuck are you doing? I just went to get us some protein shakes after a work out. What the fuck are you even wearing?"
>>3665251
>"I was ok with you wearing that ridiculous getup since this is at my place and not the gym, but I will absolutely NOT feed you on a good day, and that pose isnt helping."
>"B.but Alex-Senpai, you must pour your protien packed load into my mouth so that I may grow big and strong!"
>"Im all for gay chicken like anybody, but this is too gay."
>>3665309
Pogo's probably got more than enough for her
>>3665411
>Implying Alex would share
Alex would not share her precious cinnamon roll with anybody,
>>3665430
You're right, that's why Emma just sits in the corner and jills while Alex and Pogo go at it
>>3665433
I don't own a Black Sabbath shirt
Or have a daughter
Who are you and why are you in my house?
>>3665433
>Those tits
Fuck man. My boner cant handle it.
"You like that shirt huh?"
>"Yes I do daddy!"
"Then its yours."
>"Oh thank you! Thank you!" She squees hugging you as her bra-less breasts press against your chest.
"Huhuhu, dont mention it sweetie. Besides, I can never wear it with those wing holes."
>Today was a she reminds you so much of her mother kind of day
>>3663795
>Swimsuits meant for women
Man, I wanted non traps, or at least them wearing speedos . I mean, if you're going to draw them with wide hips and looking like girls and all that, then you might as well have drawn their sisters instead.
>>3665309
Oh, oh! So just because these two satyrs happen to both be sphinxes clearly they must know one another?
Man, you racist.
>>3665433
More yoga pants. Either Snapshot or Broil bending over wearing yogo pants, get a great big ass shot in there
>>3665309
So is Emma even shipped with anyone? I know she and Garret were pen pals in a few stories but there was nothing really romantic involved.
>>3665484
>she reminds you so much of her mother
What, is Yuzu a cheap crackwhore too?
>>3665511
But Anon, the entire concept and appeal of traps is that they look like girls when they're actually guys. That's literally the reason they're called traps.
>>3665511
>might as well have drawn their sisters instead.
I smell a sequel.
>>3665551
I always saw Emma kind of struggling with finding a romantic partner and pegged her as being a spinster. I remember some people were shipping her with Hotshot. Kind of like comic book/manga rivals. I can see it and kind of like it.
>>3665566
More like bubbly, energetic, and does things without thinking.
>>3665433
I can sort of picture Yuzu riding the most beastly Harley-Davidson.
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YriFxX9Buoc
>Your eyes snap open as you're rudely awoken from your slumber.
>Checking the clock on your bedside table, you see it's almost two o'clock in the morning.
>How kind of your teenage daughter to let the entire neighbourhood know she was heading out.
>As the engine revs become still louder, you find yourself yelling impotently, knowing you'd not be heart.
"Yuzu, for god's sake shut that thing up this instant or you're in for the spanking of your life!"
>>3665551
I shipped her with Lightning Dust's son.
>>3665677
Who was that?
>>3665537
Yoga pants or spats?
>>3665700
Whichever is sexier?
>>3665637
Don't let your children be one of those people who have unnecessarily loud vehicles, and sit around revving them because they think it makes them cool.
I have a neighbor like that. I hope he dies in a fireball when his engine explodes.
>>3665693
Maverick, of course! Coolest Wonderbolt satyr around!
>>3665677
I shipped him with Prism
>>3665739
>Only if they're wearing stuff men wear and everyone is a futa.
I like the idea of them wearing men stuff. But not so much of futa since its kind of pointless. Could be a nice role reversal set of pics
>>3665766
I shipped her with Hotshot. I liked that short the guy made and figured she grow into the wild life after some time.
>>3665826
If you want a wild girl for Hotshot why not give him Ambrosia?
>>3665856
Because I don't see that strong of a connection there, or think that Hotshot's the type to have a long distance relationship.
>>3665785
This is /sad/, home of fetishes. It won't be an explicit thing not generally posted on /sat/ if futa or some sort of fetish isn't involved.
>>3665637
>Ten minutes later and no sooner had you just been able to drift off to sleep again than you were awoken by an ungodly racket, this time from the room nextdoor.
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fvLgmxSs-s4
>It was Murmur, your other daughter.
>Seems like she'd brought a boy home with her yet again and was trying to hide the sound of creaking mattress springs by disguising it with so called music.
>Damn it, you just want to sleep.
"Murmur! Hey, shut up in there and turn that crap down right now! I know what you're doing in there, young lady."
>You wait for a second but receive no reply.
>Cursing to yourself, you pull the blanket up over your head and try to block out as much noise as possible.
>Raising two teenage daughters that spent most of their time fighting and trying to outdo one another was exhausting.
>Those two girls of yours need a mother figure in their lives pronto.
>Maybe you'd head out tomorrow and see if there were any attractive thirty something mares in any of the local bars that had low expectations and would settle for a guy with two kids and two prior failed marriages already.
>>3665886
I posted this before but two traits that I think would be good for a girl for Hotshot is patience and a good sense of humor. Ambrosia (to me) had those, and was enough of a tomboy that they could enjoy more physical oriented stuff. Though I always imagined her being a lot less rowdy than the kinky cowgirl I've seen people refer to her as.
Though I do like the Emma thing.
>>3665912
I'm not talking like middle/high school sweet hearts type thing. But like they've both moved out and started their own lives. Unless he sees her when the apples have a family reunion I don't see why they would interact as kids/teens
>>3665919
We may be in /trash/, but if the Zootopia, Steven Universe, and RWBY generals can have cozy moments then so can we!
>>3666021
Yep. Braeburn's.
>>3666021
So quoting what the OP says is now bait?
>just be sure to keep it on topic
Which is fetishes.
>>3665993
I don't typically think that farvahead concerning satyrs. Everything past high school or college is typically set in stone for me.
>>3666137
>I don't typically think that farvahead concerning satyrs.
>Everything past high school or college is typically set in stone for me.
Are these two statements contradictory or did I have an aneurysm again?
>>3666202
Meaning if he doesn't know her around tge high school or college age, they don't get together.
>>3666284
Ah.
I always had Ambrosia be the eldest by about a year. If that helps any.
And are there even colleges in Equestria? There's Celestia's school but I haven't seen any other academic institutions other than the Ponyville School and the one in Cloudsdale.
>>3666330
I assume there are others in the main cities like Manehatten, Vanhoover, Baltimare, ect. Ponyville's just a hick town.
>>3665637
>I can sort of picture Yuzu riding the most beastly Harley-Davidson.
Now I can too. Headcanons can be infectious.
>>3666063
I'm still astonished how she (along with other satyrs) don't get the brunt of the porn.
>>3666541
They dont get discussed enough. And there are just to many of them. I only thought that Darcy, and Cider were the only kids that came from Big Mac and Applejack. But apparently there are 20,000 more that I didnt know about.
>>3666541
*doesn't. Man I'm tired.
>>3666541
Because people would prefer to have porn of traps
>>3666594
Big Mac has Darcy, Little Mac, and sometimes Gala
Applejack has Cider, and sometimes Utah and Bucky
Braeburn has Ambrosia
And I forgot Applw Bloom's kid
>>3666642
Most likely Gala will turn up more now that she has some art. Btw DJ, did you finish that piece with her and Big Mac. Also, it's Peach and Pear for Applebloom's children.
>>3666610
It's almost sad. There's never going to be any straight lewd anymore because all males are traps here.
>>3666754
You're blowing it way out of proportion, anon, and you know it.
Also, here's your (You).
>>3667053
>You're blowing it way out of proportion
No I'm not.
>Young satyr meets older satyr from the future and asks for relationship advice.
>What does the older satyr say?
>>3667593
>"Nobody will ever love you as much as dad."
>>3667620
Kek. Also, what is with the lasso tool bar around the tip?
>>3667647
Mistake on DJ's part.
>>3667593
>"I know having loads of sex with tons of hot, muscular guys is fun, but trust me, when you get a little older there's nothing like having that one special guy to come home to every day that just makes you feel complete. That one guy that you don't have to wear a mask around and who loves you for you, not the you that you pretend to be in public."
>>3667593
>"I know it'll seem like a good idea to try electro-stimulation, but don't!"
"But-"
>"Don't! Do you have any idea what having you clit catch fire is like?! I haven't been able to have an orgasm is three years!"
>>3667789
>Implying Snapshot isn't just going through a phase
He'll grow out of that gay stuff and find a nice girl.
>>3667963
>Girl
Kinda!
>>3667902
>having your clit catch fire
>I haven't been able to have an orgasm is three years!
>>3664958
Can you do a follow up with Emma hooming up with a NEET Anon around her age? She might actually go younger; being a weeb and all.
>>3668028
You wouldn't believe the kinky and perverse stuff she's tried all for the sake of a little gratification in that time. She still gets horny after all, but she just can't do anything about it.
>>3668024
It's not a girl if they don't have a vagina.
>>3668165
>She still gets horny after all, but she just can't do anything about it.
That's really, really hot. You don't even need to put effort into edging her. Just strap her to her sybian each night before bed.
>>3664323
He gets better.
>>3668028
How is that hot? That's like if you lost the ability to orgasm.
>>3668210
Half-Pipe does. She just also has a wiener. Which, let's be honest, works out for Snapshot. By day; he has a beautiful busty GF who loves him and gives him public displays of affection. By night; he has a chick with a dick amd big tits who can satisfy whatever sexual need he has at that moment. He wants a tight pony pussy to milk him? He wants a fat cock to fill his ass and ride him like a bull? He wants some soft boobjob? Or maybe he just wants to cuddle and kiss? She'll do whatever he wants and he'll do the same. And honestly; I headcanon both of them as being sweetie pies; so for me, they just work together on several fronts.
>>3668301
For people who enjoy orgasm denial, the subs really get off on not being able to actually get off.
The doms get off on preventing the sub from getting off, while still having as many orgasms themselves as they please.
>>3668329
I just pair him up with Lillium and go about my day.
Am I the only one who doesn't like how gay everyone makes Snapshot? You guys make it sound like he was born sucking a dick and raised sucking dick-shaped pacifiers.
>>3668809
Can't say that I care. As far as I'm concerned, he belongs to the trap guys and always have.
>>3668809
Blame his dad. You think it's a good idea to get a bj from your new baby since your "wife" is now going through an artistic lesbian phase; then the next thing you know your baby is dressing up like a girl and provocatively sucking lollipops; all while eying your crotch with a smile.
>>3668809
I wrote him as a nature photographer.
>>3663760
I love how MT's satyrs got hips fuh days.
>>3669132
Me too. MT draws the best qt shortstacks.
>>3668809
Twist ending, Snapshot was a girl all along.
>>3669169
I didn't think Delores was s shortstack. I thought it was only Thistle and two or three others I can't think of right now.
>>3669132
I can only dream to be able to draw hips as good as MT. Also she's a cute.
>>3669208
Delores isn't. I was thinking about Thistle and Dingaling as drawn by MT.
>>3669207
>Girl with a tiny dick
Snapshot was a futa all along. Meaning all you people who are only gay for him are actually just into futa! Ha ha ha. The greatest prank DJ ever pulled.
>>3669132
So DJ, any chance I could request Glimmer strapped to a sybian, begging to cum?
>>3669254
So he's the character from Sleepaway Camp?
>tfw horror is probably favorite genre
>can't write it for shit.
>>3669254
Or just a very realistic strap-on.
>>3668301
>How is that hot?
It was on fire.
>>3668809
>>3668894
>>3669199
The beauty of the Multiverse.
>>3669668
I find this to be an enlightening and humorous revelation.
>>3669668
inb4 ultra-macho Duke Nukem Snapshot
>>3669774
Bizarro satyrverse.
>>3669782
>>3669782
>Me am not Snapshot, most ugliest rytas there is
>>3669290
>>3670111
Perfect. Thank you DJ.
>>3665739
>I don't see any fetishes here.
I'm sure jester suits are someone's fetish.
>>3670316
Dude. They super are. Harley Quinn jump started my puberty, I think. Her and Launch from DB.
>>3669668
Does Straightshot get mad puss?
>>3670423
>Launch from DB
What about No. 18?
>>3670366
Who's Mia? Looked on DB, just pics of a diamond dog.
>>3670485
I'm guessing he means Mia Incognita, the Anonfilly satyr.
>>3670460
Eh, she accidentally started my tentacle porn fetish. You all know the scene and why.
>>3670429
Nope. Just the regular amount. Trapshot got mad puss because straight girls thought they could turn the gayest guy straight... when he was bi. Dumb broads slept with him to try and feed their ego; ended up looking like dumbasses. I actually saw something like that happen in High School. Man, she didn't live that down. Think Satyr girls would be that catty and cruel to each other?
>>3670485
>>3670505
>>3670543
>You all know the scene and why.
Remind me. It's been something like 11 years since I last watched DBZ.
