/TLHG/ The Loud House General
Ice Climbers edition
>Booru:
http://tlb.booru.org/index.php?page=post&s=list&tags=all
>Discord
https://discord.gg/0ymCZKXpKnCvlvzc
>Fanfics:
http://tlb.booru.org/index.php?page=forum&s=view&id=2
>Thread Archive:
http://pastebin.com/h2ZBJ3GS
>Episodes:
http://pastebin.com/KM6yNJpe
>[Short] Slice of Life:
https://drive.google.com/file/d/0B30Fd00WPdNDRGsxOFVZUTVvUVE
>[Promo] Lincoln's Many Emotions:
https://drive.google.com/file/d/0B30Fd00WPdNDSFNOTjBsSVhHSEE
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News:
>Season 2 Green-lit for 14 Episodes:
http://variety.com/2016/tv/news/nickelodeon-loud-house-2-1201782479/
>Loud House Beats Spongebob in Kids Demographic
http://nypost.com/2016/06/01/loud-nick-toon-beats-spongebob/
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Upcoming Episodes:
Overnight Success (Airdate: TBD)
>Lincoln invites Clyde over to the house for a sleepover, but he gets jealous when Clyde wants to hang out with his sisters instead
Sneak Peak http://www.nick.com/videos/clip/the-loud-house-109a-clip.html | http://sendvid.com/w5jhbooo
Full Episode in Polish: http://vidto.me/ufzrt2x5698q.html
A happy Leni is a cute Leni!
>>3627111
I feel like drawing this..
>>3627236
Back on form
I have strong feelings for her, that is truly the case.
I imagine if the louds were to meet with the joestar family, leni would try to get on jotaro's dick
>>3627236
Thought you'd died somewhere. Please never leave this place again.
>you will never play "Doctor" with Lola
>she will never grab your ballsack and say "What's this gross mushy thing?"
>>3627287
>>3627287
>>3627254
Well stop feeling
I have a hard time believing Lana can fit all those pets in just her coat...
>>3627283
It's time to end this
Luna.
>>3627267
>>3627287
honestly you have more chances of success with doing that to leni
>>3627254
If you do I will cut your fucking testicles off
>>3627263
>>3627285
Alarm didn't go off this morning, overslept. Should be better now. I won't be around forever, though.
I love her, I truly do
>>3627336
>>3627336
L-lynn stop!
>>3627283
STOP IT! I WILL SHOW MY PENIS TO /TLHG/ LYNN
>>3627336
I mean, that is quality.
>>3627336
AYY
So I have a sister named Lana. Do you know what that's backwards?
>>3627374
Not at all. Please tell me
>>3627374
yo pussy stink
>>3627374
I don't know, what is it backwards?
>>3627336
I swear, if a small Lily bursts out of that penis...
So who's morbidly curious to see what navel sex looks like? Because if you care, I will doodle it with Luan.
>>3627359
DO IT
>>3627300
>>3627398
PLS
PLSSSSS
>>3627359
too late >>3627336
>>3627396
Dude, you have me dying over here at the thought of that
>>3627374
No
But tell me
>>3627387
>>3627394
>>3627446
Rectum
>>3627453
I don't get it
I want to cuddle leni, she is cute. I dont even want sex, just cuddles with a sweet but retaded girl
>>3627374
>>3627453
BOO YOU STINK
>>3627453
>>3627453
Rectum backwards is Mutcer
Stop playing around, what's Lana backwards?
>>3627465
Please God, let me meet her. All I want to is to find that perfect girl I know exists. She’s sweet and shy and my age and likes all the things I do, perhaps even is on this site itself. The girl who won’t secretly think I’m a loser, the girl I can cuddle with (even if only possible online) and spent nights talking to and laughing and sharing happiness. Someone who can reciprocate the love I put in, the girl who I can make feel safe and secure unconditionally and can fill this gaping, empty void in my heart.Please, just let me find this person. I’ll change everything about me if that’s what it takes Please, I just can’t take the loneliness anymore.
>>3627476
Anal
>>3627476
LANA SPELLED BACKWARDS ISSI SDRAWKCAB DELLEPS ANAL
>>3627494
>>3627476
Painful.
>>3627494
>>3627505
>David Lynch's The Loud House
>>3627505
I haven't seen this in a while!
>>3627336
Oh my god, you're making more?
>>3627494
>>3627511
JUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUDE
>>3627374
Taht?
>>3627556
Don't make it bad
This with Lynn WHEN?!
>>3627556
ya know i feel like it would be pretty easy to get steal lori from bobby
then again,i doubt the loud parents would be ok with a guy in his twenties anywhere near their daughter
Casual nudity WHEN?!
>>3627283
>>3627336
There she is. There she goes again. Look, everyone! He posted it once again! Isn’t he just the funniest gal around?! Oh my God.
I can almost see your pathetic overweight frame glowing in the dark, lit by your computer screen which is the only source of light in your room, giggling like a like boy as you once again upload your little CUTE UNCUT SHOTA DICK PIC up and fill in the captcha. Or maybe you don’t even fill in the captcha. Maybe you’re such a disgusting NEET that you actually paid for a 4chan pass, so you just choose the picture. Oh, and we all know the picture. The “epic” CUTE UNCUT SHOTA DICK meme, isn’t it? I imagine you little shit laughing so hard as you click it that you drop your Doritos on the floor, but it’s ok, your mother will clean it up in the morning. Oh, that’s right. Did I fail to mention? You live with your mother. You are a fat fucking fuckup, she’s probably so sick of you already. So sick of having to do everything for you all goddamn day, every day, for a little girl who spends all her time on 4chan posting about a fucking CUTE UNCUT SHOTA DICK meme. Just imagine this. She had you, and then she thought you were gonna be a scientist or an astronaut or something grand, and then you became an AUTIST. A pathetic UNCUT SHOTA DICK AUTIST. She probably cries herself to sleep everyday thinking about how bad it is and how she wishes she could just disappear. She can’t even try to talk with you because all you say is “I REALLY REALLY LIKE CUTE UNCUT SHOTA DICKS.” You’ve become a parody of your own self. And that’s all you are. A sad little girl laughing in the dark by herself as she prepares to indulge in the same old dance that she’s done a million times now. And that’s all you’ll ever be.
>>3627334
Why? Don't do this to me.
>>3627493
I'm not god, find faith tho, maybe you'll meet a chick in church.
>>3627254
Do it
>>3627465
We're on the same ride, friend. We're on the same sorrow.
>>3627542
>came during tlhg during the hiatus
>write my first fapfic
>leave
>come back
>now view Lana as having an anal fetish
S T O P
>>3627398
All my yes pls
>>3627602
copypasta
>>3627594
>Some of it still says he
Fuck.
>>3627594
I really, really, really like this pasta
>>3627398
Nope.
>>3627398
Fuck off Ross.
>>3627398
>>3627336
Um, can we have one of Christina getting punched?
>>3627398
DO IT
>>3627398
Im convinced leni wears a diaper, she'w just to retarded not to. That'd be the only downside to my desire to cuddle. I'd have to deal with her literal shit.
>>3627678
NO
>>3627714
I hate Christina, for the same reason I hate Ronnie Anne. I wanna punch her.
>>3627398
Make it go away!
>>3627730
>I hate Christina, for the same reason I hate Ronnie Anne
Which is
>>3627714
>>3627740
Lincoln should be with his sisters, not other girls.
Reminder that Lana is made to be raped and abused by older men, then dumped in the trash for later use.
>>3627740
Apparently that anon is gay for Lincoln
>>3627740
Probably some incest bullshit
>>3627597
I have wishes, goals and aspirations that extend beyond /tlhg/. My current level of "vigilance" can only be maintained for perhaps a couple more months.
Beyond that, uncertainty.
>>3627755
QUICK SOMEONE DO SOMETHING AMUSING BEFORE LORI FUCKING EXPLODES
>>3627740
LINCOLN IS FOR BUSSY
>>3627755
HHHHMMMMM!!!
>>3627755
You're gross
>>3627336
I think we need a creepy one of Crackers.
>>3627062
>The instant they heard the front door opening, the sisters ran outside to the top of the stairs, but did not dare travel down.
>They simply listened as carefully as they could to the feint whispers of Mom and Dad, and Aunt Shirley. They were too quiet though, they could only make out a few words from the mumbling.
>Aunt Shirley spoke up suddenly, giving everyone upstairs a fright.
>"Really?! Well it's about time, well done, you" She gently tapped Dad's shoulder with her fist. He was carrying something in both arms, a bundle of white towels, it seemed to be.
>The mumbling continued. Finally, Aunt Shirley gave Mom and Dad a hug each. "Rest easy dear, call if you need anything." She tiptoed out the front door.
>Now that she was gone, the girls ran down the stairs, falling over each other along the way.
>"Mom! Dad! we missed you!" they crowded around Mom and embraced her. She almost tumbled over from the pressure.
>"Take it easy girls, your mother has had a long and exhausting day. Besides, it's way past your bed time.
>They Looked again at dad, the towels in his arms we're actually blankets.
>"Can we see her?" Luna whispered, excitedly.
>Mom and dad glanced at each other and nodded in synchronization.
>They walked over to the couch in the living room, Mom sat herself down first.
>"Here sweetheart, I'll hold him now" Mom said, she was short of breath.
>Lori however, was the only one that noticed something, she had used the wrong pronoun.
>Dad bent over and placed the wrapped up newborn in Mom's lap for her to cradle.
>Before dad could sit down himself, the kids crawled up onto the couch, surrounding Mom.
>They kneeled over her, trying to get a look at the person hidden behind the sheets.
>Before them, was a tiny, red faced baby, with a scrunched up face, and a little wisp of translucent hair on top. He made sniffling noises as he slept.
>"Shes so cute!" Leni whispered, lifting her own cheeks with her hands.
>"What's her name?" Luan asked.
>>3627786
LINCOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOLN
>>3627755
wtf man
>>3627713
>mfw i have a abdl fetish
>mfw i want this show to be pure from my degenerate fetish
>>3627786
Puke?
>>3627786
YOU AIN'T GONNA DO SHIT YOU BIG DUMMY
>>3627792
E-excuse me?
>>3627287
it's like you want to be castrated
>>3627813
This coming from the guy that was made a fool by a dummy.
>>3627792
>>3627755
>one night Luna was feeling a tad sad
>Luan notices and makes her best to tell her some good jokes, although the most she can think about is word play on stupid things
>she was already giving up rather preferring to make her company but in silence when Luna asked her to repeat her last joke
>Luan repeats it again and sounds like a good rhyme to Luna, so she grabs her guitar and starts singing in whisper
>thinking quick in something else to say Luan throws rhyme after rhyme everything followed by a punch line that made Luna laugh every time
>it gets so bad Luna has to stop playing and face down to her pillows because she was laughing her ass off, Luan never saw anyone laughing that much to her material and started to feel something warm inside her
>Luna finally stops laughing still smiling and gasping for air, she looks at Luan who is smiling returning the gaze, "thank you sis i really needed that", says Luna hugging Luan, "thank you, who would have guessed all my punchlines would make such a big hit andfph..." unable to finish her sentence found her lips covered in Luna's and the warmth she felt became an intense heat, it took a small touch from Luna's finger's above Luan's undies to send shivers through all her body
>succumbing to her body's desire she let Luna lover her like and tender her like there was not tomorrow, leaving her explore with her fingers every part of her body, finally cumming in ecstasy with a big orgasm she couldn't but help but drown with her hand on her mouth
>satisfied with the look of Luan's expression, Luna kissed her once in her lips and then in her forehead before thanking her again for her lovely gesture, not 5 minutes after this Luan fell asleep in exhaustion and satisfaction
>"this...we can be happy both, i'm not letting anyone hurt you or make you sad again... no one" said Luan to herself "I love you sis" whispered to Luna who smiling replied "i love you too sis", "it is settled then, you and me Luna" mumbled Luan as she fell asleep
>>3627786
I want her to explode on my dick
Lola has big girl teef
>>3627799
loving it bro
>>3627799
Cute
>>3627852
She's more likely to explode your balls anon.
Reminder that avatarfagging is cancer.
>>3627881
>>3627541
I will probably after the hiatus.
>>3627396
Kek didn't consider that.
>>3627678
Seems other Anons don't want it.
>>3627881
She can do anything she wants with my balls
>>3627918
>>3627918
Hey Lincoln do you want a new girlfriend?
>>3627799
Need pastebin...
So fucking cute...
>>3627949
Lincoln should go for this qt.
>>3627930
I'm racist and I found this African.
>>3627799
Oh, they're in for a treat.
And now, what everyone was waiting for. The final, truly final, update for Inadequate.
I hope you enjoy, I know I enjoyed writing this 13,800 + story of mine. Weird, it felt like it was longer than that as I wrote it. Either way, hope you all like the ending.
http://pastebin.com/5xvRv7Ck
>>3627314
DON'T YOU DARE QUESTION THE LIZARD QUEEN!
>>3627918
Cute.
>>3627774
N-no. It cannot be..
As the father of this maymay, I beg you to stay with us a little more longer than those months.
If it's not for me, at least for her.
[nospoil]Or tell me about your secrets.[/nospoil]
Christina is pure and innocent
>>3627986
The end of an era
people keep posting the old version of this, this is the newer version
>>3628022
You mean Cristina?
say quick question
suppose in the future,your 17 year old daughter brings a female friend over to the house for a sleepover and you happen to find that friend of her's hot
so,my question is would you date her?
even though your daughter would be weirded out?
>>3627398
are you the guy who keeps drawing fat lola and luan?
>>3627314
They weren't just inside her coat
>>3627314
She didn't.
>>3626141
>>3626466
>>3627036
>Lincoln cleaned his face with the shorts, but blood kept running from his broken nose
>"Jesus, Linc, you're sooo fragile. C'mon, lets stop that bleeding"
>Lynn took her panties off and stuffed them in her brother's bloody nose
>he screamed in pain, since the girl wasn't delicate at all
>"There. I helpd you, now you have to help me. My crotch still hurts Linc..."
>"so? vat u vant me to do?' Lincoln couldn't speak properly
>"Well, usually in training when people are hurt they get a massage." Lynn lied on the couch and spread her legs open
>Lincoln rolled his eyes and started massaging his sister's pussy
>He rubbed in circular motions, not really sure what he was doing
>Lynn's small pubes were scarcely distributed on her mound, which arose Lincoln's curiosity
>He leaned forward to examine them better
>Lynn didn't miss the opportunity to mess with him again
>"Oh, so NOW you want to compare body parts again? So take a closer look!"
>She wrapped her legs around his head and pulled him once again, this time facing her
>Lincoln's face was now buried in her pussy
>He could hardly breath
>"HEY!" Lincoln looked up to Lynn, without moving his head
>"I didn't tell you to stop massaging!" Lynn, again, faked anger
>Lincoln tried to contest her, but resigned as only muffled sounds came out
>He started licking his sister, imitating the movement he was making with his hands earlier
>Lynn closed her eyes and let her head fall back
>>3628046
oh no
>>3628040
What happened to my wife?
>>3628065
This has taken a turn for the worse
AND I LIKE IT
>>3627896
You're avatar fagging as one of those guys who says the same message each thread
>>3628040
'Course not.
Requesting this with Luna and the text saying "/tlhg/ invasion of lamps."
>>3628040
I'd bang her then my daughter
I TEACH YOU HOW TO BUY A CANOOOOEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!
>>3627986
I was glad I listened to Dies Irae while reading this, it perfectly feels what I was reading that. I'm glad he finally got help in the end
>>3628128
Give me a good pic of angry Luna and I gotchu
Made this and the Lola Reign in Blood one
>>3628090
left you or ran away
>>3628161
>>3628170
Maybe this?
>>3628065
So I offered to do some writefagging yesterday, but eventually just fucked off after some really great ideas were suggested. Sorry about that.
Anyway, here's that LynnxLucy idea that was talked about yesterday. I said before I wasn't that interested in it, but I changed my mind. Hope you all like it. <Pic not as related as you think>
Pt. 1
>Lynn waits on her bed for her roommate to leave.
>Once the coast is clear, she rushes over to Lucy's side of the room.
>Her goal is in the black-painted dresser, top drawer, third from the left.
>It opens to reveal a sizable pile of notebooks and stray sheets of paper.
>Each with plenty of poems and stories written on them.
>Lynn digs down to the bottom to get to the good ones.
>There are four written in purple ink on a pink sheet of paper.
>With a huge grin on her face, she takes out one of the stories and closes the-
>”What are you doing?”
>”Ah!” Lynn turns around to find her roommate standing behind her.
>>3628194
Nah, gimme something better man
It could be a whole screenshot from an episode if you damn well please
>>3628194
That could work.
>tfw work broke out a lot of bullshit today
Can we just have a nice and comfy thread tonight?
>>3628194
I wanna make a sticker out of this
>>3628170
Not the same guy, but how 'bout this?
GUYS!
How do I writefag? I've never greentexted before, but I'd like to try.
>>3627986
I love a happy ending
>>3628179
And she left the Daughter with me wow she ether didn't care about the kid or is stupid. Yeah I'd do the friend if she was legal and willing. What do I care my wife left me my daughter would forgive me in time, Or she'd leave just like her mother proving I should of done it since I was gonna be alone anyway why not have fun.
>>3628242
>>3627398
NO!
>>3628256
[green][/green]
>>3628254
That could work also.
>>3628256
Don't think about it. If you know the rules of grammar well enough, they shouldn't turn out too bad. Just, don't start off huge.
>>3628236
here you go
>>3628292
That's my problem.
>>3628256
remember to use meme arrows
>
>>
>>>
These are both things I wrote a while back but every time I posted them was super late at night so I never really got any replies (besides one or two).
Anyways, thoughts on theses? Tips/Advice/whatever is what I want specifically these are the only two things I've ever written.
>Lori learns that Lincoln is too old to play dress up now
http://pastebin.com/G05q9VFf
>Lincoln finds Lynn's "sweetspot"
http://pastebin.com/Nu56B9Cm
>>3628256
Also new here. I just kinda did it. I just imagine the situation at hand, the basic premise, and then let the situation play out in my head then write down what happens.
>>3627986
What a comfy ending.
>>3628256
I like to start off with a set idea for the story in mind. Personally, I say never go in blind. Always at least know the full outline of the story first. Then, make sure you know your characters. Fewer turn-offs in fanfic then OOCness, IMO.
Then, it's a matter of formatting and grammar. Make sure you use quotations in greentext. It's annoying how often people exclude it.
>>3628312
That's a difficult one then. I'm not too sure how to help there; I just learned everything from English class.
Just get a few stories out and listen to grammar criticism?
>>3628365
Is there a blank template of that?
>>3628365
>No, Leni, we're not going to fund your stupid baby fetish
>>3628365
That nick watermark looks like an executive took a dump in the corner
>>3628384
Just noticed the Table of Elements.
I appreciate the amount of detail that's in it.
>>3627398
Expand the degeneracy, brah! Go for it
Sometimes I feel bad about drawing things like these. Then I remember LiaBS exists.
Whatever. Happy ending for Luan, not so much for Lincoln.
>>3628355
I agree with the whole quotations part. Personally, though, I hardly ever have a full outline of what's gonna happen. Sometimes it works to just wing it.
>>3628415
as awkward as my boner is, I'm glad you've found a place for yourself.
Keep on keeping on.
>>3628384
>>3628403
Why didn't we figure this out sooner?
>>3628256
Holy shit McGruder really drew that? That's so fucking cool
>>3628415
Aaaannnddd there goes my dick, nice drawing Ultra!
>>3628415
Nice
>>3628415
i'm not normally into huge fat chicks but GOD DAMN
>>3628415
You've got a great style
>tfw there will never be a non-fat version
>>3628415
God dammit
>>3628448
No, that was part of Inktober, when one of the people was drawing things in different styles.
>>3628415
Oh damn
>>3628415
I may hate fat but I love your artwork more
Keep doing you my man
>>3628229
Pt. 2
>”Lucy? Why aren't you in the bath?”
>”Why are you stealing my pink stories? I only write those for me.” She replies in a perfect monotone.
>Lynn's entire face is red at this point. “I asked you first!”
>”Fine, I saw someone was stealing my pink stories, so I hid out in the vent while people thought I was occupied to see who it was. Now why are you stealing my pink stories?”
>”How can you tell I was stealing them? I put them back.”
>”The smell.”
>”Oh no...”
>”They smell like you at night for the past three months.”
>Lynn covers her face with her hands. “Oh no no no....”
>”When you stop throwing the ball at the wall, while you're moaning and creaking the bed. During that time, right before you yell and start throwing the ball again to fall asleep.”
>”You're awake the entire time...?”
>”I never sleep. I only practice being dead. I need to keep listening for the spirits who'll take me away.”
>Lynn lowers her hands. “Alright, I take your pink stories at night for...that moaning time.”
>”You mean when you masturbate?”
>”Auuuugh, yes...for when I...do that at night.”
>”Sweet.” Lucy says with a small smile.
>>3628471
Whoever it was nailed it
>>3627799
>Mom answered.
>"Girls, this is Lincoln."
>Lori looked perplexed "..Lin..coln?"
>"He's your little brother."
>"...brother? You mean its a boy?" Lori said, and looked at him curiously.
>"That's right. Your his big sisters.
>This was an unexpected turn of events, at least in this household. Five girls, and one boy.
>"A little brother..!" Leni gasped in excitement.
>"Mmhmm, we've never had a boy in this house, except for Dad, until now."
>"I love him already" Luna whispered daintily, touching the blankets he slumbered in.
>Lori kept quiet, pondering life with a brother. She already had four little sisters, who took the energy from her every single day. She was scared about having another sister to look after.
>But a brother? she didn't know what to make of that, but maybe, things will be a little different. Maybe brothers are easier than sisters.
>She looked at Lincoln and smiled warmly. Having a brother appealed to her the more she thought about it. This is a good thing, having a brother will be better.
>"Nice to meet you, Lincoln."
>"NEW BABY!"
>Lincoln began to stir in his blankets, his peaceful sniffles turned into uneasy whimpering.
>"I'M LYNN! BIG SISTER LYNN!"
>And with that bold declaration, the newborn boy screamed like there was no tomorrow.
Okay bed time for me, I'll continue tomorrow during story time hours. Seeyas later.
>>3627986
I'm so happy he's getting help.....thanks for the fantastic read.
>>3628380
here
I WANNA CUM ON LUAN'S THICK EYEBROWS
>>3628415
Now all we need is a continuation of this
>>3628533
Someone edit it with this in there
>>3628541
I want to fuck her huge ponytail. That thing is bigger then her ass!
Nine (you)s! Ah! Ah! Ah!
That deserves a follow-up doodle!
>>3628521
LYNN, GOD DAMN IT.
And aw, bed time is for losers. But thanks for the compliment. I didn't have it on my heart to kill the kid off.
I didn't want to end it with him being better. Realistically, depression takes years to recover from, sometimes it never does know away. But one day, maybe a year in the future, he'll officially be all better.
And glad to see other people enjoyed it too, and I thank you for your kind words.
Gonna work and maybe post that Lynncoln cuteic tonight. It won't be very long, maybe a bit longer than that Lana/Lincoln fic I did. We'll see.
>>3628533
Thanks.
>>3628541
ROSS
I HAVE A MIGHTY NEED
>>3628597
YOU MADMAN
>The day isn't long enough when I'm with you
>The day isn't long enough with hours so few
>There should be more than twenty-four when lips have so much to say
>Why must the night offer delight then hurry away
>The thrill of your sweet caress should linger on
>But just when there's happiness, the day is a-gone
>We say hello, then it's time to go, before a kiss is through
>The day isn't long enough when I'm with you
>>3628597
Damn right it does.
>>3628415
Madness
>>3627694
>>3628505
Pt. 3
>”Lynn, I love that someone in this family has taken an interest in my pink stories. I never thought it'd be possible, since they're all about you guys”
>”Oh.” Lynn darts her eyes away. “Okay...”
>”Please, keep reading them at night. I love hearing you masturbate at night, especially now I know it's to my work.”
>”I dunno... Now I know you know about it, it's...kinda weird.”
>”You're the one who jacks off to porn about her family.”
>”I know, I know! I'm still weird in this situation, but having someone listen to you...it's just...I dunno...”
>”How about this? I read my newest story aloud tonight in bed. What you choose to do while I read it is entirely up to you, alright?”
>Lynn nudges around and looks over the room a few times before replying. “Okay, let's try it.”
And, that's all I got right now, need to come up with a fic within the fic for Lucy to write.
>>3628597
Dude, you're getting drunk with (you)'s!
>>3628656
Of course SHE wouldn't be amused
>>3628541
>tfw fetish for girls with big eyebrows
KLK was beautiful
>>3628656
>>3628521
Oh Lynn!
>>3628597
Do you get off on giving people your fetish?
>>3628597
>>3628415
Dude just imagine how much shit you can by with those (You)s
>Lincoln had called his sisters to the backyard
>All except one showed up, he hadn't noticed yet
>"So uh, I wanted to ask you guys, what are we gonna do for Spring Break this year? A trip to the beach or a water park--Or just stay at home?"
>"Why are we even out here, Lincoln?" Lori squinted as she said this, the sun was in her eyes
>"Well, I wanted to convince you guys the water park was the better deal!"
>suddenly he felt something grab his pants
>and pull with the force of a thousand squirt flowers
>at first Lincoln laughed, "You guys have all seen my underwear." then it his him, he was full pickle
>each of the sisters saw their brother in full display, Luan who had been behind him backed away to where her sisters were out of nervousness
>most of them laughed, but all of them had something to say
>"Unimpressive specimen." Lisa had said
>"Oh man! I wish I had one of those!" Lana shouted
>"Gross! MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!" Lola ran off, disgusted
>"I feel your pain, Lincoln.. We've all been embarrassed to the point of no return." Lucy had seemed like the only one who was sympathetic
>Lynn was just laughing at his size "Oh man! You really are a little brother."
>Luan had giggled "Well if we wanna go to Vienna we know who to go to!"
>Luna had tried to keep her cool, but she couldn't help but laugh at her brother's size, it was funny, Luna had seen her fair share of wangs, but this was pathetic, it was practically a button
>"Aww! Look at Lincoln's dingdong! It's so small and cute!" Leni said, she genuinely meant every word, this embarrassed Lincoln.
>"Oh.. My gosh.. That's so embarrassing! Are you seriously thinking of impressing anyone with that thing?!"
>this whole thing felt like minutes but happened in the course of a few seconds, he pulled up his pants and underwear and walked into the house, ashamed, and sad, how were his sisters going to take him seriously, at all, now?
>>3628541
>>3628619
>>3628683
Requesting some variation of this with Luan
>>3628032
Very lovely.
>>3628619
I love browjobs!
>>3628415
WHY
>>3628415
YOU MADMAN
>>3628661
>I love hearing you masturbate at night, especially now I know it's to my work.”
What a kinky 8 year old
>>3628759
I'm making art for the first time in my life and I hope you like it when I'm done
>>3628788
Coincidentally, so am I. So you're bound to feel good about yours when you see mine.
>>3628065
>Lincoln kept licking his sisterm only stopping briefly to try to breath
>It was really difficult with her panties up his nose
>The white underwear was red and wet from all the blood
>Lincoln eventually was able to remove them, only to let the blood fall frely
>It got mixed with Lynn's vaginal fluids
>The boy was weirded out, but didn't dare to stop licking
>Lynn could feel something warm running down her inner thigh and reaching her lips
>The feeling turned her own even more
>She grabbed Lincoln by his hair and moved his head around violently
>"C'mon little bro! Is that all you got?!"
>Lincoln was in pain and grossed out about licking his own blood - not to mention his sister's pussy
>But he was aroused as well, as shown by his throbbing dick
>He instinctively started humping the couch as he licked Lynn's clit
>It just felt so good...
>He increased the intensity of his actions, moving his mouth as a wild animal eating his prey
>"Yeah Linc. Now we're talking! Just don't hurt yourself again, haha"
>Lincoln felt enraged by all the humiliation
>All the blood and Lynn's legs wrapped tight around his neck made something arise in him
>Lincoln could feel his blood heating up
>He could no longer think about anything, only respond to his surroundings
>This feral attitude suddenly gave him a newfound strenght
>He stood up, lifting Lynn's body
>She looked at him in awe, and Lincoln responded with a feral gaze
>>3628777
>>3628521
nice going man!
>>3628759
>>3628759
>>3628778
>>3628827
OH FUCK, LINCOLN'S GONNA EAT HER
>>3627226
>walk into thread
>Obese Luan
>Luan's thick eyebrows
godamnit you guys
>>3628874
What is this, your first time in a /tlhg/ thread?
>>3628874
Luan is meme Loud
She's garbage now. She's just a meme whore with memes leaking out her butt
>>3628874
welcome to /tlhg/ coping with the hiatus
>>3628731
Wait, why not this?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sAWsp8Ebuxc
>>3628897
It's the only way to make her interesting, she's even more of a non-character than Luna.
>>3628874
What's wrong, you grossed out?
>>3628521
This is great, I look forward to more.
>>3628897
>I'm a meme
>She's a meme
It's a match made in heaven
>>3627336
>>3628403
>Lola caused 9/11 nine years before she was born
Is there anything she can't do?
/r/ Lori in this same outfit and pose.
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