HG thread
1st for memes
>>3625101
Oh, alright.
That stinks. I'm too heavy?
I could try filling my lungs with air, that'd make me a little bit lighter, right?
>>3625156
No problem!
Glad I could help you be happy!
Do you talk to very many girls?
>>3625156
No, I'm full.
>>3625122
Hey! I may be a lesbian, and I'm on hell of a footrest,
But I am not a pedophile!
>>3625163
>waits for Chitoge at the hotel
Oh, hello again.
dubs I host
singles I host, but do it slow as fuck
Evens I don't do shit.
>>3625144
>>3624904
Thank you sir. Ah, of course! Kurumi's doing as well as ever, of course, you can't keep her down.
>>3625185
You'd still weigh as much as a person.
>>3625202
Dubs assist.
>>3625202
>>3625195
what up
>>3625202
>>3625202
evens you post nudes
>>3625189
Whatever you say ginger. You can be my footrest if you want, be honored at such a role.
>>3625192
Way to go, champ.
>>3625202
Dubs you kys
>>3625163
What are we supposed to do here?
>>3625144(Stingray)
I don't get why you're making fun of me. I thought everyone knew about marking their territory?
>>3625185
I talk to more now that I'm here, but I've never been this lucky back in high school. My father was better at picking up high school girls than I was.
>>3625187
Eat the damn bread, Otako. Don't let it go to waste!
>>3625218
ok deal
>>3625144
I don't want to talk about it.
>>3625066
I count bruises as scars.
>>3624563
N-No? Yes! Heed me!
>>3625215
Nothing but only this fucking place of a bathroom.
>>3625195
OH SHIT IT'S ADAM
>>3625110
Well, you're good at regularly showering. You always look clean.
>>3625122
We all do...
>>3625156
Well it is a possibility.
>>3625231
D-Dad!?
>>3625206
Yeah.. Guess so..
Sorry I'm too fat for you to carry.
>>3625227
Back in high school?
You don't look any older than high school age..
>>3625125
Yes, of course, Yutirainen. My apologies.
>>3625222
Thanks! I hope she will come soon!
>>3625219
Deal! Get stuffed shorty!
>>3625251
I brave the cold showers everyday!
>>3625254
YOU DON'T HAVE A DADDY, SOUDA
>>3625231
Please delete this. I'm not even meming right now, I want you to actually delete this post.
>>3625227
>What are we supposed to do here?
Fuck each other of course.
>>3625249
What up.
>>3625251
Well look who we have here.
>>3625192
You're going to scare her away
>>3625116 (Otako)
Got an address for the road? Might need a new location, or just a little bit better signage.
>>3625156 (Subaru)
Very well.
>The ground suddenly opens up beneath you, a vat of boiling vegetable oil waiting below. As your body plunges into the 350+°F grease, a lid slides shut over you, locking in place as the pressure greatly increases, along with the temperature
Ain't anyone lived through a thorough fry in one a my pressure cookers before. Let's see if you can be the first.
>>3625227
Why don't you eat it? You're a growing boy who needs all the food he can get.
>>3625235
>Finishes eating the bread.
You took too long.
>>3625263
Who's the lucky lady?
Or are you the lucky one?
>>3625254
Look away, son! Look away! imposter btw
>>3625231
>hairy as all fuck body
>shaved balls
>>3625263
>pets
First 36.
>>3625231
post moar
>>3625293
Bikko
>>3625251
You're really bad at cheering people up, Koizumi-tan...
>>3625259
Weeeell, I dropped out. I don't have time for that kind of stuff, you know?
>>3625274
I don't think that's allowed, Anon.
>>3625293
Memesoon
>>3625293
Project X Zone 2
>>3625293
Adam
>>3625293
Rick Grimes
>>3625293
Elly
>>3625259
Well, muscle weighs more than fat. I simply don't want to run the risk, miss. As it were, my scythe is already very heavy.
>>3625293
Angela Larrazabal
>>3625293
The Real Guy, The Best Guy
>>3625293
Otako
>>3625282
It's whatever one goes south. I don't remember the names. I just remember the place by appearance.
>>3625293
Shalashaska
>>3625293
Makoto Nanaya
>>3625293
Shark boy
>>3625293
Kuga the Sealed One
>>3625293
Hikigaya Hachiman
>>3625293
Eggman-kun
>>3625293
Weegee
>>3625293
Checkmate Atheists
>>3625293
Minato
>>3625293
Kyoko Fudatsuki
>>3625275
nothin much just watchin the animoos an shiet
you?
>>3625293
Cappy
>Female
>>3625293
Ludger Will Kresnik
>>3625293
CURRY MAN
>>3625293
Knight Head and Potion Seller
>>3625293
Fyxe
>>3625293
Lapis fucking Lazuli
>>3625293
Fumi Lurkano
>>3625278
How do you know?
>>3625286
Chitoge! But I didn't tell her to come, so I don't know if I should wait...
>>3625292
Who are you?
>>3625293
SSJ Fred Flintstone
>>3625293
Shigure
>>3625293
King Kaito
>>3625206
Haha, but that's because she can fly.
>>3625293
Vic Viper
>>3625293
Makina Irisu
>>3625092
Well... usually girls use it to prevent boys from harrassin' them... but th' reverse is pretty friggin' weird y'know?
>>3625144
I'm understandin' what you're tryin' to say. I just don't really see what th' problem is... it's mainly bad people that end up fallin' to my toys!
>>3625293
Manik
>>3625293
Eruna
>>3625293
Hunter
>>3625293
Fox CIA
>>3625306
Oh.
...
I don't think that's a very good idea.
>>3625316
That reminds me, how're you able to even lift that?
More magic?
Or are you just really ripped underneath those clothes?
>>3625359
Grand dad?
>>3625293
A FUCKING TOAD
>>3625359
GRAND SAIYAN
>>3625293
Why does everyone enter these when it's obviously bait?
Why did I enter?
>>3625355
She seems like the timid type, you just met the girl
>>3625293
Eira Ilrataw Yutirainen
>>3625261
Do you have a speech impediment by any chance?
>>3625251
Don't be so depressing big sis, we can get out and leave all these other weirdos behind!
>>3625264
Shorty? Don't ever talk like that to me again you fat bitch, now get on your hands and knees and be my footrest.
>>3625293
Hiyoko Saionji
>>3625293
Misato
>>3625384
colored version of a Miiverse post, I believe around 2013 to early 2014
>>3625282
>you hear screaming coming from the vat. The sound of sheer pain and torture comes out like some kind of bull, or maybe some other ungodly animal
>After a short amount time Subaru dies, making him respawn right next to you
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!! WHAT IN HELL'S NAME WAS THAT!?
>>3625286
I am, but you've already licked inside it. I don't think eating what you licked is fair.
>>3625293
Natsuki Subaru
>>3625293
Iida Tenya
>>3625395
There's literally nothing to lose and it sometimes turns out to be legit
>>3625364
Well, so can I. I mean more of her demeanor.
>>3625379
Youkai are typically much stronger than humans. Much, much stronger. And maybe I am. I don't exactly take it off....
>>3625293
Lord Beerus
>>3625355
Ah yes, Hello.
I'm someone not important.
Just keep believing about something and it will happen soon.
>Walks away
>>3625341
In this bathroom, still stuck here for years.
>>3625293
Wii U Donic
>>3625355
I'll wait with you until she shows up.
>>3625412
Lick it back then.
>>3625293
Mahiru Koizumi
>>3625264
That's a good habit! Keep doing it.
>>3625275
...do I know you?
>>3625306
Did you need cheering up? Sure it's sad, but it's the past. Man up.
>>3625406
And how are we going to do that?
>>3625354
Can i rent Yamato in a maid suit for a reasonable price?
>>3625293
Colonel Sanders
>>3625442
>pet
>>3625370
This isn't your normal everyday harassment, this is harassment that will surely get me killed.
>>3625379
Why's that? As a squirrel you shouldn't understand the values of education.
>>3625444
Why don't you eat it instead? Licking the inside of curry bread looks weird.
>>3625406
I'm underweight, actually.
>>3625458
Of course!
I hate feeling all sweaty.
>>3625436
fuq man if youre goina be stuck some where you could at least make it homelier and shit
scrub away the rust
get some chairs for when people come over
>>3625458
I'm Adam.
>>3625286
Then get me more. I require sustenance!
>>3625463
No. find your own protagonist.
>>3625458
You think telling someone to man up is going to help? God, you must be horrible with kids. No wonder that blonde devil was swearing at you.
>>3625503
Can I rent maid spider?
>>3625499
True but don't you see my leg!
>>3625476
I managed it just fine.
You could always just give it to someone else if you really don't want it. That's what I did.
>>3625502
I don't have any more.
>>3625321
South from where exactly?
>>3625412
Well would you look at that! There ya are, not a single bit of skin crisped to a golden brown.
You said everyone gets a freebie, had to make sure you was as tough to kill as ya claimed.
>Turns on the TV
>>3625463
>>3625503
I can be your protagonist for the night, anon!
>>3625422
You never take your clothes off?
Ever?
Like, even to sleep?
Do you ever take baths?
>>3625476
I'm not just a squirrel!
I'm a beastkin!
I've got the same intelligence as any normal person!
I'm not just some animal!
>>3625516
You can rent maid squirrel!
>>3625458
We'll cross that bridge when we come to it!
>>3625496
You're short and fat! The weirdos call people like you shortstacks, but I just call them ugly.
>>3625402
I don't think so. Maybe it's just an accent?
>>3625227
Hm.. I suppose that's would be ice cream for me, almost everything I own has had ice cream drip on it at some point.
>>3625370
M-mainly? Are you saying there are been good people too?!... besides I don't think anyone is wholly evil..
>>3625233
Well alright Bikko, that's up to you after all, ah but would you like anything?
>>3625422
I know what you meant, you'll never laugh at any of my jokes huh..?
>>3625503
O-oh
>>3625525
South from here.
>>3625529
>changes the channel
>>3625472
H-Hey! Hands off!
>>3625537
No. Spider is for lewd, you're for straight up cuddling
>>3625399
The real Chitoge wouldn't be scared at all! She's all cool and strong!
But she did seem timid... she's a good actor. Maybe I have to get to know her undercover personality better, but she's not often here.
>>3625428
I will! Thank you, strange guy.
>>3625444
Yay! Have you been here before? I haven't.
>>3625524
...
>he starts licking inside the curry bread
>>3625525
That wasn't normal at all! You're supposed to be a normal man whose goal in life is to make chicken, not preform black magic right before the public eye!
>tear gasses everyone
>>3625559
Once again I ask, you know that's not really chitoge right? Just a girl that looks like her
>>3625552
ok deal
>Runs back into the shadows
>>3625559
You've never seen a love hotel before?
>>3625567
Nice hat.
>>3625572
>Takes picture with cell-phone.
>>3625547
get fucked cuntboi
>>3625539
>stands next to her
>Is easily 30cm taller then her
>>3625516
You mean Rachnera? She isn't working with me, so you can ask her whatever you want. Not my problem.
>>3625543
Tell him he's under a contract and I'll molest him all I want.
>>3625547
Anything else?
>>3625533
Yes, you can pick this idiot and dress him all you want.
>>3625537
Hmmmm~
>>3625546
No thanks kid.
>>3625573
>my goggles protect me from it's effects.
>>3625549
New buildin it is, that's why I'm here aftah all.
>>3625572
Normal man? You don't contend in the world of fast food by bein normal, and I ain't a man. Haven't been for 36 years.
>>3625600
Clone Yamato for me, please.
>>3625558
Weeell, I can't argue with that.
But maids aren't for lewd, either!
Maids are for cleaning!
>>3625600
Hmmmm?
>>3625573
Not disu shito again.
>>3625476
Then howd'ya expect anyone to hear that whistle of yours? I'm pretty sure that when you're near dyin' your screams will be doin' more than th' whistle ever could! Wait... you ain't even capable of dyin'... why are you even carryin' that whistle around if ya can't die?
>>3625546
Uhm well... it's mainly th' Yakuza, but sometimes good people get hit in th' crossfire... just not by me though... I've been trainin' a long, looooong time so I'm able to have pinpoint accuracy while dealin' with high priority targets!
>>3625537
Sleep is more of a "want" than a "need", and it sort of just...keeps itself clean.
>Still sitting on her scythe, she reaches in to her hat and pulls out a golden pocket-watch, examining it for a second before stowing it away
We're...strange, by human standards.
>>3625546
Ergh...probably not, sir.
>>3625600
That isn't how contracts work. He can sue, but he's being polite. No more touchy feely of the Yamato, understand?
>>3625627
You don't take baths?
Ever?
>She pinches her nose.
W-What is this place....?
>>3625573
OH SHIT, NOT AG--
>Falls unconscious.
>>3625598
That's only because of your stupid hair sticking up, you pig. You remind me of Tsumiki, fat, ugly and barely human.
>>3625537
Did you actually go through school with a tail like that?
>>3625546
That's actually kind of disgusting. Ice cream tastes really bad. The only good kind is mint chocolatechip.
>>3625592
Wh-what the hell was that?
>>3625600
Hearing it from you makes me feel even worse about it, you know.
>>3625605
What happened to you, Colonel? What made you into this super freak you are today?
>>3625605
Glad I could help.
>>3625646
I took a picture to commemorate this moment.
>>3625600
>lifts up dress
>looks under
>>3625646
Y-Yes, why wouldn't I have?
That's where I met Noel!
I mean, I did get bullied a lot for it, but still..
![[Coalgirls]_Strike_Witches_2_06_(1920x1080_Blu-Ray_FLAC)_[541932C3] 1367.jpg](https://i.imgur.com/oOtyeut.jpg "[Coalgirls]_Strike_Witches_2_06_(1920x1080_Blu-Ray_FLAC)_[541932C3] 1367.jpg")
>>3625542
Repeat after me. Jew-Til-Ay-Nin! Juutilainen!
>>3625636
>already made the joke, son.
>>3625581
She can't look that similar! Surely it's just her in disguise, on a secret mission!
>>3625592
Not from the inside, no. Why?
>>3625623
Because I still don't like dying, or feeling pain. Not like you would know that, since you seem to be good at dodging my attacks.
>>3625651
DELETE IT!
>>3625663
Morphogenetic field Theory
>>3625496
All sweaty? Does that happen easily? I don't usually have a problem with that.
>>3625500
No, that doesn't sound familiar at all. I'm Mahiru Koizumi.
>>3625515
I'm not horrible with kids! I'm not at all, okay? Who wouldn't have problems with THIS kid though?
>>3625539
But I don't think it is anywhere close. Anyway, I have to go back to the cottage soon.
>>3625592
Shut up. I withdraw myself from this conversation.
>>3625293
Burning Woody
>>3625678
Fuck outta here with that shit, Akane.
>>3625642
>pats head
>>3625679
It get's really hot in the summer here.
>>3625661
>Jew
>>3625671
It's a different girl boyo
>>3625663
A character from an awful game that people that never read a book find "deep" because it involves time travel, cloning and a lot of bullshit pseudoscience... while revealing all the plot point at the very end of the "game"
The usual d33p japanese video game plot.
>>3625293
me and my gf
>>3625679
Well i'm a camera guy just to let you know
>>3625671
That's what this building is.
>>3625675
Why? It captures your good side.
>>3625680
Alright.
>Starts eating more curry bread.
>>3625660
So Noel was the only one that didn't bully you?
>>3625679
Well you're looking at him! I've tamed the beast when no one else could, not even the mother-in-training herself!
>>3625680
withdraw this
>throws brick
>>3625661
Yew-Tir-Ay-Nin. Yutirainen.
...
How did I do?
>>3625646
Aftah I sold the franchisin rights back in the 70s, I truly became the face of the business. Took on a job as salaried spokesman, my viasge plastered across every store. Then, in 1980, I died, but Colonel Sanders lives on.
When people talk about livin on in the hearts and minds of those they left behind, turns out that ain't a metaphor. More people remembah you or your legacy, more powahful the effect. In my case, bein so iconic had granted me the status of a deity a sorts.
>>3625689
But...
It's easy to understand.
>>3625711
Well, her and one other girl, who's another one of my best friends.
The three of us were really close.
>>3625679
Don't be such a downer sis, we can do it, maybe! Goodbye!
>>3625694
>Swats her hand away
Don't do that, pig.
Ready to begin?
>>3625614
Pffft, no way. Do you know how expensive that is? Yeah, I could clone him but I won't creep out that kid and bring another tactician.
>>3625616
Oh, you changed back into whatever you're wearing right now. Nice looking maid outfit you had there.
>>3625628
With the contract I offered him he agreed I could molest him whenever I wanted. And I'll do so. Can you go away now?
>>3625646
Why from me? You're the one who wants to be a protagonist and serve someone. Sounds very silly.
>>3625654
>zaps you with electric spells
>>3625634
>She rolls her eyes
I know for a fact that I don't smell poorly, considering the sheer amount of time I spent around someone with such a strong sense of smell. I've been told that if anything, it's more of that of flowers.
>>3625724
>Lore for Colonel Sanders
>It's actually pretty good
Impressive
>>3625736
I'm more of a puppy anyway
>Pats with her other hand
>>3625724
I think you made very bad things in your lifr actually colonel.
You know one of your statutes is cursed in japan?
This isn't normal
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Curse_of_the_Colonel
>>3625741
>keep forgetting about the anon games, and it's not bait
Swap my picture with this one.
>>3625741
I'm ready.
>>3625741
Looks good.
Clipboard guy ava when?
>>3625745
No, I can't. That's a lie, and we both know it. Yamato also knows it. I witnessed the negotiations myself. I won't let my client's rights be violated by a predatory employer.
>>3625730
FUCK YOU
U
C
K
Y
O
U
>>3625602
How about some music? Songs are free ya'know.
>>3625623
Are you purposely continuing to talk about killing...? It's making my throat a little dry..
>>3625627
Thanks, but I'll keep trying.
>>3625646
... Take that back.
>>3625696
You think so?
That disguise is better than expected. I wish I had her phone number so I could call her over.
>>3625709
I know, it says so on the sign! That just means I can't go there alone, right?
>>3625745
Thanks!
I'm not actually a maid, and I like this one better anyway.
I like your dress, too!
>>3625748
Really? You smell good even without bathing? I wish I could do that!
>She, not respecting your personal space in the slightest, leans forward and gets a big ol' sniff of your neck.
Woah!
You do!
>>3625753
I might have taken the idea directly from American Gods by Neil Gaimen, but don't tell him that.
>>3625741
Yee, brother.
>>3625709
Every side is my good side, except the side of me that licks curry bread. That side needs to be hidden until the day I die.
>>3625724
That may be true in places like Japan and America, but I think Ronald McDonald has you beat.
>>3625732
THAT'S NOT FAIR AT ALL! HOW COME A FREAK LIKE YOU GETS A HAPPY ENDING, BUT I DON'T!?
>>3625741
Eh, looks good to me.
>>3625745
Getting told you're stupid hurts sometimes, especially when it comes from an older lady...
>Subaru
>>3625790
867 5309 is Chitoge's #
>>3625741
Well lets begin.
>>3625765
Picture has been swapped.
>>3625741
Ready, sir.
>>3625786
You're welcome to, miss.
>>3625792
>She flinches slightly at the proximity
Miss....Too close.
>>3625741
>>3625718
Give her my spot!
Her name is
Hadiesmaria Muffler
>>3625718
The J is off! You're making a y sound! I sound like I'm one of those weird witches from the African Corps!
>>3625745
>grabs pantsu before zapped
>>3625773
I think I've seen somebody put him in a game. Brand X Representative or something?
That fucking movie...
>>3625779
B-But! I'm here to help.
>>3625661
>kissu
>>3625807
Let's get started.
>>3625717
>>3625803
Just cause I ain't the king a fast food don't mean I ain't an icon. Damn near everybody knows the Colonel!
>>3625759
That was 5 years aftah I died, miss.
>>3625807
>>3625815
A little too late. Sorry about that. Besides she didn't enter.
>>3625756
>Steps away from the patting
No, you're a filthy little pig that's only good for putting my feet on.
>>3625807
This will make squishy squishy a lot more fun!
>>3625806
Thanks!
>sends her a "hello"
>>3625845
>suspicious bulge
>tfw thought the image limit was at 250
I'm going to go back to sleep. Good night everyone.
hi
>>3625807
No wonder it was so heavy...
>>3625814
M-miss...?
>>3625834
Fuck you
>>3625806
>tfw I've made this joke before but nobody got it
>>3625856
Hello.
Who is this?
>>3625852
C'mon now, cough it up! Time's a wastin!
>>3625846
>does the 10 count
>declares self as winner
>steals cape as trophy
>>3625807
Hey, you caught me.
>>3625852
Don't blame me, I have better things to do than dueling with you.
>>3625695
What about it?
>>3625844
>Whacks with the butt of my gun
>>3625852
I saw, that's why I named her! Oh well.
>>3625853
That's my fetish
>>3625886
>Nobody got it
It's not funny enough to react to, Tommy.
>nighto lads
>>3625852
I wear orange, not white, that's far too bland and so is black. Only trash wears black.
Good evening everyone. How are you doing?
I want to touch Elly
>>3625898
fuckin jew
>>3625915
same
>>3625892
>Grabs you
You shall not take my cape!
>>3625886
nice tits
>>3625902
>>3625875
>>3625913
Evening you two.
>>3625909
Sleep tight.
>>3625868
What? Stop looking under there!
>>3625915
Same.
>>3625803
>She flinches at the word "freak," and the hint of tears brimming at her eyes becomes apparent.
I-I'm not..
>>3625814
Oh! Sorry!
I guess you're like Rika.. She doesn't like when I get close either.
You do smell pretty good, though. As much as I wash myself, all I smell like is nuts and leaves.
>>3625913
Hi, pervy skeleton!
Find songs from other sources that fit your character.
Hard mode: they cannot be from any of your avas' sources
>>3625694
Oh, poor Eruna. But frequent showers are better than too few.
>>3625706
Just like me! But I have to leave now, sorry. We will talk next time, okay?
>>3625711
Really? I will check on that soon and see if she behaves any better.
I have to go do something.
>>3625947
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WeYsTmIzjkw
>>3625777
You're correct. I'm lying and there is no contract to begin with, we're friends and he wanted to help me out so I accepted to dress him up in a butler suit and take care of me on the weekends. I don't know who yo are and I don't care so I'll grope his butt as many times as I want and there is nothing you can do about it.
>>3625792
Cheonsgams are pretty nice, isn't? Can you dress like a maid again? I forgot to take a picture.
>>3625803
You're telling this story to the wrong lady and you need tougher skin.
>>3625820
>There doesn't wear pantsu to begin with
>You die with nothing in your hands.
>>3625815
...
Tomato, tomato. Also, what you said reminded me of something. Which country are you from? I don't think you've told me before.
>>3625943
iiya no
>>3625873
Goodnight tracksuit, rest well.
>>3625939
Pocket sand!
>>3625943
Hi buddy!
>>3625759
>it was recovered on my birthday
And I had KFC that day for lunch, too.
>pic semi-related
>weird coincidence
>Monsoon
>>3625851
>That was 5 years aftah I died, miss.
I'm just saying that something like this doesn't appear in the legacy of honest people.
Well maybe not you, but the company you sold your rights and face to.
>>3625920
>>3625947
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uOVdNpdhSiQ
>>3625947
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=80SKuF9wX2M
>>3625790
Do you know if she's coming or not?
>>3625803
>>3625873
It's nice to have pictures of people you're friends with though. You can take a picture of me too.
When you wake up that is.
>>3625887
>Aikawa!
>I need your help, I need a partner to go to this party, come over!
>>3625875
Hi! How are you doing?
>>3625931
yes I will
>bites your arm
>>3625942
>I'm not the same Brook...
>>3625946
Good evening... Uh, I never got your name, what was it again?
>>3625913
Nice hair.
