The Winner!
>>3616541
Maybe those former Overwatch people are there too. Now that would be fun.
>>3616538
...and the Leaderboards!
Thanks for participating.
>>3616528
Seriously?
>>3616538
Thanks for hosting.
>>3616538
Congratulations, Matsuda
>>3616553
Thanks for hosting
>>3616549
You mean like the guy that likes the color black too much..?
>>3616556
Riri kill me please
>>3616562
Exactly. Or that huge German guy.
Maybe even the cowboy.
>>3616572
>Pets the anon
>>3616579
Pl-Please...?
>>3616588
Now why do you need to be killed?
>>3616576
Any of em sound good. Then a nice long nap. Ready to go?
>>3616592
Death is the only release some of us can get
>>3616592
I just want to fucking die... pl-please?
>>3616603
No death for you Anon.
>Continues to pet
>>3616598
>>3616603
Both of you go live life to the fullest, go beat the shit out of some omnics, blow up a dumpser, rob a bank.
>>3616611
Why you have to be so cruel? ;__;
Wow, this thread got dark fast... Hey, I have an idea!
England told me this was a good way to break the ice; maybe it'll work here!
Would you rather:
>Give a speech to your whole nation
>Sleep with tarantulas in your bed
What would you pick, and why?
>>3616620
Because letting you live is more valuable then a dead anon.
>>3616627
The former because public speaking isn't shit compared to spiders.
>>3616627
Tarantulas because I like spiders.
>>3616620
Hey, anon, even if you were on deaths door, I could just bring you back.
No sweet release of death for you.
>>3616627
Oh that's an easy one, give a speech to the whole of my nation, cause fuck tarantulas, those things give me the hibbie jibbies
>>3616629
This is just torture, is this despair?
>>3616635
>Enemy stand noises
>>3616636
No anon this is help to stop your suicidal thoughts.
>Comforts the person
>>3616638
>Summoning Punch Ghost noises
>>3616617
That sounds really thrilling and all but I'd rather just commit suicide with a beautiful women. with that it would make my life complete
>>3616627
I'd rather give a speech then have spiders crawl on me during my sleep, either laying eggs on me or bite me if I move during my sleep, it would be awful experience compared to speaking to my nation. at least then if I decide to kill myself people would realize it's that guy, the one who sees a dead girl in his dreams.
>>3616627
... Can I fuck the tarantulas?
what's the name of the guy in gif related?
>>3616645
Aw jee, comparing me to the King of Rock himself, I'm honored.
Just for that, I'll always make sure to bring you back.
>>3616645
You aren't dying any faster here.
>>3616643
Too bad, I already called the cops telling them you were the one that blew up the lost and found.
>>3616648
What would Spider-Chan think...?
>>3616645
Hey I can't help but be a cunt, it's just in my blood.
>>3616654
Vince McMahon
the guy ruining wwe with bullshit writing
>>3616668
yeah i just needed the name because i like the reaction pictures/gifs
thanks buddy
>>3616660
I'm sure she'll be fine with it.
>>3616673
Alright, that's it, now i'm only going to do it to spite you.
>>3616689
Shins
>>3616689
Bees.
I like my shins to much.
>>3616673
A lot of bad shit is in me blood
>>3616689
Shins. C'mon man, that's to easy, gimme something good already.
>>3616689
Bees, I don't mind stings but kneecappers fucking hurt.
>>3616696
>>3616700
>>3616709
>>3616715
Alright then. A harder question!
Would you rather:
>Prevent World Hunger
>Find a cure for Cancer
>>3616725
Cure for cancer so we can all leave. Also fuck Africa.
>>3616725
Solve World Hunger, its a bigger issue.
>>3616725
Cancer.
>>3616725
Neither, the population could use a nice decline.
>>3616725
World hunger because it's honestly worse then cancer in my opinion, even having a fair bit of family die from it.
>>3616754
Prevent 9/11 cause fuck the french.
>>3616754
9/11
I like all that ww1 brought into this world even though it was bad.
>>3616738
When we gonna play D & D?
>>3616754
>Prevent WW1 = Prevent WW2
>Prevent WW2 = Prevent decades of wartime scientific advancements
>Prevent 9/11
>The petrodollar is less of an issue because no large scale American hatred of the mooslims
9/11 probably.
>>3616754
9/11. America lost its freedumbs that day.
>>3616754
9/11
World war one helped the world the world advance a fair amount. I wouldn't want to undo that.
>>3616754
Prevent World War I, because it was the catalyst for World War II so I'm killing two birds with one stone.
>>3616761
Never.
Nah I dunno. When someone steps up to dm and we all have freetime.
As is right now. I'm swamped with work for a few weeks.
>>3616767
Nazi scientists were making huge advancements in science, preventing World War II would mean we'd be even more advanced now
>>3616783
Think about what you just said. Nazi scientists made the best advancements during the war, and after the war they were fought over by the Soviets and NATO
>>3616783
>Nazi scientists were making huge advancements in science,
>Preventing World War II would mean we'd be even more advanced now
>>3616783
Actual Nazi's buried computer technology
we would likely be behind in many aspects as well
>>3616806
I opt for option 3 and find out if hell is real so I can go there instead.
>>3616806
Meaning of life, God's a bitch nigga anyway.
>>3616806
God, because if something goes wrong I CAN BLAME HIM!
>>3616810
It's all I know.
>>3616806
Option 2. So i can look him inthe eyes and ask him 'Why?'
>>3616806
There is no real "meaning to life" unless there is a God, so option 2.
>>3616826
You are wrong because you are an Aussie/abo mongrel. No need to blame him :^)
>>3616810
Nope, they did indeed bury computer technology
Hitler didn't think it was useful because it wasn't a big logistically useless cannon.
It was only after the war that US and Soviet Union took interest
>>3616806
Option 2, so I can kill him and take his place.
>>3616849
Background extra, I want that $$$
>>3616849
I knew this was hell, nobody wants to end me tho. I chose option 2 as box office will be higher and thus your payment will be higher.
>>3616849
Background character, so that way I'll still have my job, not to mention the sweet dosh.
>>3616863
>>3616856
>>3616855
Would you rather:
>Be the best singer in the world (Vocaloid tier), but ugly
>Be the worst singer in the world, but sexy as shit
Greetings. When will the next match take pl-
>>3616849
...What thought provoking questions.
>>3616879
Option one, I might be ugly, but i'll still get bitches left and right.
Attractiveness doesn't matter if you money, boyo.
>>3616879
1st option, I'd rather have money than some girl that doesn't give a flying fuck about me apart from my looks.
>>3616879
At that point you're so rich you can afford plastic surgery till you look good. Option 1
>>3616883
just 4 u
youshouldprobablycropitthoughjustsaying
>>3616883
I know, right? It keeps the thread going!
>>3616888
>>3616889
>>3616891
Would you rather:
>Sleep for 3 hours
>Sleep for 15 hours
If and when you go to sleep doesn't matter, but the sleep will always go on for that amount of time.
>>3616908
I already sleep 3 hours every 2 days. I'll keep that going.
Should I, while we wait for a host?
>>3616897
I appreciate this whoever you are. And I will.
>>3616908
It is interesting. I will answer them all to the best of my knowledge.
>>3616908
Fifteenth hours, its better for you.
>>3616897
FEET
THE FEET
OMG
>>3616924
No. Fuck that doujin.
>>3616924
Somebody host, please god somebody host.
>>3616924
sure
>>3616924
Kill yourself Bolin
>>3616916
>>3616925
>>3616927
Would you rather:
>Be obese during highschool
>Have extremely bad acne, also during highschool
>>3616951
Make meh
>licks bare feet of poster below
>>3616958
Bad acne, I'd rather be a Pizza face then a land whale.
>>3616961
Congrats, you played yourself.
>>3616958
I was neither. I guess I'd go for acne as some pure alcohol and a needle can work miracles on acne.
>>3616961
>Crazy Diamond noises
>Punches the shit out of you
>Kills you to death
>you like this
>>3616976
Nice work anime johnny bravo
>>3616982
Please don't ever call me that.
>>3616982
Don't steal my lines you cunt.
>>3616990
I-Imitation is the most sincere form of flattery.
It was pretty kek
>>3616971
Bolin stop
>>3616999
>>3617000
Call me Bolin one more fucking t
>>3616994
Don't flatter me you lil' shit, I'll fuck you up with yer 40kbps net.
>>3617004
bolin
>>3617004
Fucking bolin
>>3617007
IT IS A RESPECTABLE 300KB/s YOU... YOU FAG
>>3616966
>>3616975
Would you rather:
>Live in isolation, away from civilisation
>Live in an overcrowded neighbourhood
>>3617009
>>3617008
>>3617013
Fuck you I was gonna host after the 1st chapter
>>3617009
kys Bolin
>>3617008
>>3617013
I'm not them you pack of cunts, stop accusing every doujinposter of being me, and for that matter stop accusing every other retarded anon of being me.
bolout
>>3616924
We are having more fun doing this. Go away.
>>3616627
I would rather kill myself than deal with those. Option one.
>>3616689
More arthropods. Option one.
>>3616725
This is presenting a problem. It does not state if it actually finds a cure nor does it state that world hunger is gone forever. The second option. It may help and get rid of some of the creatures here as well.
>>3616754
I do not have enough information to make a decision.
>>3616806
Hmmm. With the way the question is stated, there may be a chance that God is not real, making the search purposeless. However if it is real, then I could also use it to find the meaning of life which I can then find a new purpose. I will go with the second option.
>>3616849
This is simple. The second option. I do not want to be known as a failure.
>>3616879
I do not value singing. However if others do then I could make some currency with it. Option one.
>>3616908
Sleep is a curse. If I get enough rest from it then the first option.
>>3616951
>It has been growing more popular since Xrd first came out. The update to it also came out a month ago.
>>3616958
Being obese will limit my actions. Having a bad face will limit my interactions. The second option will be easier to cure, providing a better reason to choose it.
>>3617018
Overcrowded Neighborhood. I like people thank you.
>>3617026
Yoshida-san makes a friend
>>3617030
>2 Days
H-Hah.. It's funny because that actually happens a lot
I still need to download Wolfenstein: The New Order but that shit's like 40GBs, that's a whole week.
>>3617023
Then stop being such a fucking retard and while you're at it. stop posting shitty ass doujins.
>>3617034
>>3617031
This is fun too
If you find suffering fun
>>3617036
Good job nigger it's not like I already said it
>>3617036
You should still kys.
>>3617052
Please stop, i'm begging you here.
>>3617018
I already live in isolation. Maybe the second could be a better option but for now I am enjoying it. The first one.
>>3617052
>First 15 pages
>Getting drugged for your first time
>>3617042
Yeah I know. I know your net is dog and that you're going to have a lot of fun waiting 2 days on a game that takes 5 hours to finish! :v)
>>3617062
>>3617055
We must go deeper
Until we find a host
>>3617070
THEN POST SOMETHING THAT DOESN'T MAKE ME WANT TO KILL MYSELF!
>>3617070
Dude, how's it feel to be Bolin tier cancer?
posting this only demotivates me to host to be honest
>>3617074
>>3617076
Too late
I already downloaded the first 4 chapters
>>3617082
Fuck
Off
Janus
>>3617082
>>3617080
t. someone who doesn't host
>>3617082
aaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>3617086
I actualle have hosted over 60 times
>>3617030
>>3617033
>>3617056
Would you rather:
>Work your dream job, but get paid minimum wage
>Work for a job you absolutely cannot fucking stand, but earn about $100,000 a month
>>3617084
That isn't Janus, what makes you think so?
>>3617086
If we manage to get to the end of these 4 chapters before we get a host, I'll get a host
>>3617093
Nice job nigga
Now do it again
>>3617086
t. Bolin level cancer
>>3617098
>have the same exact nickname
>not even sure why I have him on my friendslist
>>3617086
>says someone who doesn't host
>>3617096
Gimme the Big money.
>>3617102
>>3617103
t. garbage repeating the same garbage
>>3617096
If I do not like it, then there is no point. The second option.
The questions were interesting America. However I will host. If only because I hate the creature posting that thing.
>>3617115
>>3617109
Literally who?
>>3617102
No, I'll just let you post this, because if you want to use scare tactics to get a host you should kill yourself
I don't mind the silence because I have other things I can do, and I won't give you want you desire
>>3617122
>>3617117
I'll leave off here
>>3617096
The latter so I can call it quits after 3 years of working and live on interest alone like a jew. That's what my jew of a father would say so I gotta follow up on them genes.
>>3617124
Based.
>>3617124
>No, I'll just let you post this, because if you want to use scare tactics to get a host you should kill yourself
When did I say that, retard? I dumped it while we waited for a host.
Make a smoothie from your cabinet and off yourself.
>>3617136
>>3617136
>>3617136
>>3617124
it's like he's trying to be the epitome of Rick's "doesn't deserve a game" jokes
>>3617137
>Hey guys, you better start hosting or else I'll spam images!
I was jerking off and we didn't even get to the good part. Fuck you niggers not letting this nigger finish posting.
sniff