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ERP thread
Dank Memes for Dank Grills edition
Dank memes
>>3594849
Cocks.
>>3602219
why did somebody make this? I'm not complaining, just amazed.
>>3602192(Sylveon)
Even the ladies? Didnt know you swung both ways. And yes miss, dont worry, I promise massage only!
>he begins to warp his finger around her nipple, softly massaging it lightly against the tip
(Sorry about this, but I'm going to have to go. Perhaps we can continue later if you're still around?)
It's a new thread!Leave the bad things in the past and stop arguing! Please!
>>3602283
>Illya is back
Where have you been for like, a month?
>>3602256
(alright, see you later then)
>>3602283
>pets the Ilya
This isn't a magic show.
>>3602223
ok u can
>i put catchup mustard on sausag
pppwwwffffshhhhhh
>makes mustard sound
don
here u go
>gib hot god
>>3602235
beary footy
>>3602166 (Miku)
o-ok, I... really want to put lots of it inside you....
>he slowly lays on top of her, striping himself down to nothing, revealing his already large throbbing cock
>>3602283
Fuck off.
List all the popular ERPer's and your opinions on them
>>3602283
Ilya! Please let me sniff your buttcrack!
>>3602339
No.
>>3602258
Nope only despair here
>>3602303
It is natural, and that's complete bullshit. The character that you RP with doesn't matter as long as they're good at it, so don't force, just encourage
>>3602306
"It's magical now that Trixie is here, little fox creature!"
>>3602339
No.
>>3602283
No one wants shit here.
>>3602356
Welp, thread's over. Everyone go home.
>>3602339
Can you repeat the question?
>>3602228
I meant that actively posting with an ava in ERP usually takes up at least 4-5 hours per session, sometimes more.
I unfortunately rarely have that kind of time lately. The most I can afford is little one-offs here and there, where people won't get too mad if I end up vanishing on them when something comes up. It saddens me, but that's how things are for me right now.
>>3602356
Trixie's tits are always good for enthralling an audience.
>>3602339
Ragyo
>writes
Iowa
>plays for days
Miku
>dunno, just chill I guess
Jinx
>grill irl
>>3602283
Go away. I don't want to be blue balled today.
>>3602356
Woo! Magic Trix!
GOOD DAY AND WELCOME TO MAGICIAN MONDAY!
I'll be showing off my dark magic and doing request for the next bit.
Is there any tricks you'd like to see?~
>>3602406
An X-ray! Lets see your bloodstream!
>>3602388
They are all shit.
Hello, everyone! Are you ready to be intellectually raped?
>>3602024
Sure it wouldn't be too hard to find art for her too
>>3602043
It's no dream, anon
>>3602053
Heh
>>3602072
Idk, I'm gonna take a break in a bit and then I've got some stuff planned for later
>>3602091
U-Unf-fuck... P-Please~
>She drops herself down onto your cock again, moaning like a whore and drooling brainlessly onto herself, bouncing herself on your shaft and begging for release
>>3602406
is uhh.... getting impregnated a magic trick?
>>3602406
Push a grape out of your ass
>>3602380
Let me get this straight.
So you're sad... because your real life is going well right now?
>>3602406
Grow a penis!
>>3601918
It really is!
They're so gross...especially when they're all big and veiny too
>>3602149
>She squeaks a bit again as the cool liquid both touches her then invades her hole
Y-yes officer
>she bends back over, supporting herself by some nearby railing
T-this is only gonna take a second, right?
>>3602356
That's Braxien to you, Trixie! What kind of magic do you have?
>>3602406
Magic! Magic!
>>3602380
Just let people know you can only stay for x amount of time, and or that you might leave at random. I know how you feel though, and it sucks but you can still come and hang out. No one's gonna bite you. Hope you're at least able to enjoy yourself irl.
>>3602406
I want you to leave.
>>3602406
Lay an egg!
>>3602297
Less than a month certainly...
>>3602305
Aww
>She smiled and came closer to you
>>3602333
How rude!
>>3602341
Ow... but... why... it feels like embarassing thing! >< But you seem to really want it...
>>3602391
Noo..! But I'm sorry for that thing...
>>3602448
Busy != Well
>>3602314
>simles
ty kind bery
so kin n sweet lik chocolat
may cal u cad bery insteda
haha geti t
>aets hot dgo
mmm yum ymu
deilucios
>>3602435
N-No, I just really want to cum...
>>3602406
Super fertile? I want to get you pregnant~
>>3602467
Did someone say egg?!?!?!?
>>3602456
Hmm yes, big, veiny, throbbing and full of cum.
>>3602366
"Aw, leaving so soon?"
>>3602385
"Of course!" The mare cups her spilling breasts and sinks her finger into her own flesh for a gripping squeeze. "These girls are the star of the show! Or would be. Trixie isn't here to steal the limelight from DMG."
>>3602403
"The Great and Powerful Trixie is just a spectator today! Though we could have our own little magic show in the bleachers."
>>3602461
"Braxien," she repeats, her eyes closed as she stands in her usual, boastful stance, "Pretty name! Any name with an 'x' is a pretty name. And Trixie specializes in illusion and pyrotechnics!"
>>3602406
>doing a show on Miku Monday
I want your first act to be to disappear and give us the real star of the day
>>3602501
Ew yeah, don't even get me started on cum!
>>3602433
Why are they shit and who here do you enjoy and why?
>>3602471
>As she got closer, he put his arms around Ilya and gave her a hug
>>3602448
I wouldn't exactly say it's going well...
It's just kind of hectic.
>>3602462
I'd rather not post than blueballing people, but I get what you're saying.
I'd also like not to blogpost too much, as it's frowned upon here, and understandably so.
>>3602502
>He watches her fingers sink into her blue bosom intently
Oh I'm sure DMG will be fine. And I'm already feeling pretty enthralled by those two beauties...
>>3602535
You mean how it tastes?
>>3602436
If that is what you want~
>He made one last mighty thrust, pushing as deep into her as possible before he came. He quickly filled her womb and pussy with his sperm. He smacked her on the ass as he came.
>>3602471
I do really want it. Bend over please, and let me get a look at your cute ass so I can bury my face in it!
Whatever happened to _______?
>>3602436
Nice! Then I hope to see Tali here sometime soon!
>>3602572
Robot Jones
>>3602436
that's... a little harder to prove.... how could you prove this is not a dream?
>>3602572
My will to live
>>3602572
Robot Jones.
>>3602502
Pyrotechnics!?
>The pokemon beams upwards at the magical mare, holding her wand in her tail.
I'm a pyromancer too! Well...one in training maybe. Wanna show me what you can do?
>>3602572
Helen/Violet
Those two together were kinky as hell.
>>3602582
>hugs
>>3602560
it smells like bleach, is way too salty, even when the guy eats fruit, it's all slimy and gross, and if it gets in your hair just blegh!
>>3602572
Blackula
>>3602572
Ashley.
>>3602502
"Oh?" he says, looking at her with an innocent smile. "What kind of magic tricks would The Great and Powerful Trixie be doing in the stands, if she wasn't a part of the show?"
>>3602614
Was played by Luffy
>>3602486
You mere humans sure have primitve forms of entertainment
>>3602502
Hmm.. tell me, what kind of ‘magical tricks’ can you do Tixie?
Any Tharja players here?
>>3602429
>Staring at the anon for a long moment she furrows her brow, lifting her arm and swinging her wand about until the skin on her arm becomes see through, the blood and muscles clear to the naked eye
YES I HAVE CUM IN MY BLOOD STILL SHUT UP ABOUT IT.
>>3602442
We can make it magic darling~
>>3602446
Now anon. That's not even magic! I could, but wouldn't that be boring?
>>3602451
You're boring!
>She crosses her arms and pouts for a long moment before her skirt begins to lift up, clearly something growing under it as it points straight at the anon
There! Happy?
>>3602461
YOU'RE ADORABLE! Can I pet you?
>>3602465
And I want you to leave~
>>3602467
An egg? That sounds really painful... But if you insist...
>She taps her flat little tummy with her wand with a giggle, shifting back and forth she waits for a long moment before the flat soft stomach becomes inflated, growing a sizable bump
Ahh!... I th-think I made it to big... this is going to be embarrassing...
>She squats down a little, pushing her skirt over her private parts as she begins to strain, her cheeks becoming red with embarrassment as the lewd act seems so weird to her, until her bloated stomach becomes flat once more as a round egg plops out from under her skirt, falling and breaking on the floor, releasing a small kuriboh
>>3602499
Fertile? But anon.. I don't want to hurt you... If I do that you will let me have my way with you. Right?
>>3602485
haha
u make good joke
2 funny
but no eat me 2 much
u can tast but no eat up ok
cuz still wan 2 talk
i hop i tast good
glad u like hot gdo
i made in micro wave
>>3602631
Was one or two here who played em, but don't know if they still do/are still here.
>>3602631
None that I know of.
>>3602621
Oh, i didn't know that actually.
>>3602625
I-It's not entertainment! It's a need! A-And i need it badly...
is, Miku even still here?
>>3602635
>he lays down for her, member standing high just at the sight of her beautiful body
Tonight is a Strawberry moon that happens every 70 years or so for those who are interested.
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/science/2016/06/19/strawberry-moon-coincides-with-summer-solstice-for-first-time-si/
Happy full moon solstice mating rituals to here.
>>3602406
O-Okay...I'll do my magic show some other day I guess.
>>3602568
>>3602575
>>3602580
(Alright, thanks everyone, I'm gonna take a quick break here and grab something to eat, probably gonna play some LD when I get back, I've got something good planned~)
>>3602631
No, last one left a while ago
>>3602635
>releasing a small kuriboh
>>3602675
>pets the Machi
>>3602676
B-but Miku has the best magic...
>>3602635
Oh that fine, Do what you want with me. I’ll be fine.
>>3602635
Turn into a giant!
>>3602676
kill yourself
>>3602635
What?! I'm a magician too! you can't just...
...
>She blushes while crossing her arms
F-fine!
guys brb
>>3602675
What are the bear mating rituals, Machi?
>>3602686
erectionbutalsoanerection.jpg
>>3602635
>He is mesmerized by the bulge.
Is this thing real?
>>3602677
(allright, cya.)
>>3602548
I hope things slow down enough for you to enjoy yourself.
As for blogposting I would say it mostly just depends on the mood. It's always nice seeing you. Take care sponty <3
>>3602456
Oh certainly, only a minute or so. Maybe longer, I'm not too certain.
>He lines his cockhead up with her puckered and lubed up ring. With a shove inwards he clears her ring with a gasp.
Quality is.... very good so far. Now let's test durability.
>He pulls out just to the tip and slams in again.
>>3602461
hug master!
Do we have an updated version of this?
>>3602544
>Hugs you back, rubbing her face on your chest
You are so warm...
>>3602570
>She turns around and obediently bends, exposing her backside
So my butt can make you happier, right?
>>3602742
>not wanting to fuck Mettaton
>>3602742
Haruka is Miku, Shinoa retired the ava and rarely posts due to Clown coming back, peach left threads after the doxing, Tomoko isnt a thing anymore, cassandra isnt a thing, Samus almost never comes, muffet is gone, anzu is gone, kanade is gone, D is gone, nue is kind of back, dark link left again, Mettaton is also good as retired
>>3602760
And you feel so soft, Ilya...
>His hands slowly slide down to her lower back, and he hugs her even closer
>>3602635
>He laughs, doubling over and pointing at her heart.
I can't! It's fucking hilarious!
>>3602776
What happened to Anzu anyway?
>>3602724
Ah!
>she yelps every time he thrusts in
Y-you bastard, w-why didn't you take it slow at first!?
>she grumbles and yelps at every slam, her mouth hanging open and legs shivering
O-officer, you're too ro-ugh
>>3602756
...u-uh
i-i...
>>3602657
A NEED? Pfff! Then it's even more primitive!
Though it's not like a being such as yourself could have even a bit of dignity, so if you want to do it why not just do it?
![3330ac96d0537d587f3b847ca733482a[2].png](https://i.imgur.com/MjQCNZ8.png "3330ac96d0537d587f3b847ca733482a[2].png")
I am doomed to forever ask if you are swimming, there is no saving me
so are you going to swim or not?!
>>3602791
What? What's wrong? Something on your mind?
>>3602526
Chuckling, the magician yanks down the purple showgirl top and allows her mounds to spill out, though still held together by a matching bra with daffodil stars found in the center of each cup. "As you should be! The Great and Powerful Titsie carries only the most perfect pair of tits! Feel them for yourself; she won't mind." Trixie juts her chest forward and pulls the breasts together to exaggerate her cleavage.
>>3602586
"Oh," Trixie spots the 'wand' in the little pokemon's tail and titters at just how adorable she looks. "Trixie will! You might want to cover your ears. " Taking a step back, the mare tilts the wide brim of her hat backwards and exposes the glowing, spiraled horn sitting on her forehead. She materializes a yellow spark between the two and shifts into the shape of the Pokemon's head before crackling it away toward the sky and forcing it to explode in splashes of orange, red, and yellow.
>>3602619
She returns the genuine smile and thinks. "Well, it has been a while since Trixie has done a show, and it's been years since she performed for children, so who knows! Trixie isn't one to plan out her shows; she just does what comes to mind.
>>3602629
"All of them, Anonymous! She is not only an expert in illusions, but also stunts! Trixie is a certified dare devil and has defied death more times than she can count."
>>3602742
Someone should update and add the new people
>>3602742
>>3602788
If i knew i would tell you, as far as i know they stick to their private discord now
>>3602804
I-I...
I've just heard about cum! f-from this slutty friend I have
T-that's all
You there lurking in the shadows, come out where I can see you!
>>3602813
That's the spirit anon. We should all just get back to fucking.
>>3602669
>Gazing at the erect mass she pokes it a few times playfully
Not even going to ask nicely?~
>>3602676
Oh no no no! Honey we can do our magic shows... together!
>>3602686
Don't speak to me or my kuriboh son ever again.
>>3602696
If you say so sweetie~
>She chimes as she swings her wand about, small bits of sparks flying about until she pokes her own tummy. Around her womb area. She rubs the area gentle as she casually looks about
.. Huh.. Did it wor-...
>She cuts herself off as her body tightens, feeling her insides burning her knees clam together, her cheeks become flush as she licks at her lips
.. O-oh my.. I feel it now.. I... I need sex! Now!
Anon!
>She almost tackles the anon, as she warned, pinning him to the ground in one swoop, pinning him to the ground, her sweet kisses lacing his neck, peck after peck as her hands travel down to his belt
Take it out! Take it out take it out take it out!
>>3602698
Giant hmm?
>She plants her feet to the ground hard, standing straight she puffs out her cheeks, closing her eyes as she begins to stain, grunting a little as soon her body begins to grown, taller and taller, soon wider and wider as well, her already wide hips becoming huge as she becomes about 10 feet tall, looking down at the anon with a smile
This big enough?
>>3602706
Yay!
>With a wide grin she plants a hand on the fox's head, petting her softly with a smile, giggling a little as she strokes over her ear
Cute!
>>3602717
>Swinging her hips side to side she gives the anon a wink
Wanna touch it to see?~
>>3602756
DMG DON'T FUCK AROUND
>>3602787
SHUT UP! SHUT UPPPP!
>>3602825
And you remembered it all? Wow, how impressive, you must be fascinated by them.
>>3602831
NEVER!
>>3602818
Forgot an image.
>>3602776
Shinoa bitched out and quit, Anzu posts as anon.
What happened to Jerome?
>>3602813
>Even when everyone is god tier I'm at the top
>>3602798
I-I can't! A witch put a spell on me! I can't jack off! I can't do anything!
>>3602861
Shinoa has been back as coffee-chan but with clown super active now she doesnt risk it
>>3602818
Poor Miku
>Gives a long hug
>>3602866
>>3602876
[citation needed]
Besides even Mechanon said Shinoa quit.
>>3602876
But clown doesn't even really come on the threads unless he is called.
>>3602844
>big DMG
I like. Also, pull me out of your hat.
>>3602844
>He reaches his hand out to touch the bulge in the skirt.
So it is real!
>He moves the skirt aside, fully exposing the member.
I-It's much bigger than mine...
https://desustorage.org/desu/thread/1250/
Terrible news, archives got purged.
>Leona peered from around the corner before nervously making his way through the strange area he found himself in. Taking in his surroundings, he carelessly ran into somebody and due to his small stature he easily fell from the accident. He made a small squeak as he landed on the ground with his bottom and winced.
Ow....s-sorry. Could you help me up?
>His voice and appearance were very feminine and it would be odd to think he wasn't a girl.
>>3602791
Because if I didn't go fast you might have hidden something before I got to the deepest part.
>He tries to keep up the official business but soon the tight grip had him panting too hard. The sensation of her ass was out if this world. His pace increased faster and faster until the push in was smooth and easy.
Ah...so nice miss.
>>3602831
It's so hot out... and the shadows are my favorite place to lurk
>>3602870
Use your almost non-existent intelligence for once in your life and hire a hooker then!
>yfw DMG chases Miku off
>>3602807
Great and Powerful Titsie indeed...
>He stares at her cleavage for a long moment and simply drinks in the sight of them, before slowly reaching out and putting his hands on her presented breasts
>He squeezes her breasts gently and massages them slowly, feeling them in his hands while his fingers are wrapped around them
Ah... so soft.
>He then leans down and places a tender kiss on one blue breast and then the other
>>3602844
>He starts to snicker between his words
Now...DMG...Calm down...Wouldn't want to raise...your blood pressure.
>>3602848
I-it was recent!
>>3602928
T-this is police brutality!
>She groans and shuts her eyes, trying to bear it
W-what parts haven't you expected yet?? surely you must be done!
>>3602807
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=04854XqcfCY
>>3602784
>She kisses your chest after rubbing on it and then looked up right into your eyes, kindly smiling and playfully winks
>>3602737
Anon! Hug me!
>>3602807
Eh? why would I do tha- WHA!
>She stares in aw at the firework show, ears ringing as she marveled at the explosion of colors.
Whooaaaa! What was that? what was that? I wanna know! Teach it to me!
>>3602844
>She tries to keep her stance, determined not to act like she was excited. Only to melt away as the magician's hand came down on her fluffy head. Her ears twitching at her finger's touch.
M-mmmhh.~
>>3602844
Oh, jesus fine!
>With the help of her hands, his pants were quickly ‘removed’. Exposing his cock to her, standing right infront of her pussy.
Wow, that really got you going didn’t it?
>>3602857
Psst. Get on Steam.
>>3602961
I-Ilya!
>The kiss to his chest plus her sly wink gave the man the thought that she was looking for more. His hands traveled down to her rear, and gave her small ass a playful squeeze.
>>3602892
Coffee-chan admited to being shinoa when they first showed up, and when clown started posting alot more in the mornings Coffee-chan called him on his bullshit and said she would do her best to avoid him from now on
>>3602955
Oh recent, well that's understandable. I mean if you hadn't said that I would have thought you'd have been thinking of dick all the time.
>>3602936
I-I can't! How am I suppose to explain to my mother I'm borrowing money for a hooker!
>>3602994
Whatever happened, good riddence.
>>3603001
Why would I? dick is g-gross!
>>3602892
It's no wonder mecha feels so shitty lately. All the avas really in to him have quit. He can't bant with yuru anymore and Miku likes other people more.
>>3603046
So stop talking about it.
>>3602955
No talking back! Now then, I'll finish shortly and give you a passing grade.
>His hips freely pumped away at the tight hole until he couldn't stand the pressure building up any longer. He took a hold of her arm and used her position as leverage to thrust one final ram inside before emptying a hit strand of white seed inside.
Ahhhh... leakage proof too. Congrats, you passed!
>>3602946
Her left arm relaxes along her right drapes itself behind the Anon's head, wordlessly encouraging him to indulge himself in any way he'd like.The small tuft of fur center of her sternum drifts from the subtle breeze as the sensual kisses are followed by whispered giggles. She slips her fingers through his hair and utilizes her magic to unhook her bra from behind and release them from their confines.
>>3602959
"Great song! Crazy Little Thing Called Love will always be her favorite, though."
>>3602963
"Fireworks," she answers enthusiastically with a smile on her lips upon getting the reaction she wanted, "And sorry, but Trixie cannot because performing spells like that take years to practice and the precision alone is a feat to master."
>>3602884
I guess that can count as a magic trick~
>She says with a spring in her voice as she slips her hands under her skirt, shifting down her panties with her thumbs. The soft cloth already damp with her sweet smelling juices she jumps onto your lap with a smile, her sweet, pink folds rubbing along your erect, swelling cock, prodding the head on her hole
This what you want right?~
>>3602913
Pulling animals out of hats only work if it's a surprise! Silly.
>>3602915
>With a soft giggle she grips a hand along her thick cock, squeezing it tight and pumping her grip along the swelling member
>>3602944
I didn't mean to. I wanted to do side by side magic shows...
>>3602949
>Punches the anon's arm as hard as she can
>>3602963
Who's a good Pokemon? You're a good Pokemon~
>She shows the little fox in praise as she pets and strokes the furry little head of the girl, soon leaning down and pecking the nose of her with a quick kiss
>>3602964
YES!
>She yells back at the anon as she wastes no time, pushing her hips to yours and forcing the entire size of your fat cock deep into her sweet hole, sighing loudly she squeals like a banshee at the almost orgasmic feeling of being filled
Ahh! Yes! Fuck me!
>Trixie and DMG circle jerking on Miku Monday
What'd she do to piss off the discord today?
>>3602963
>picks you up and hugs you tightly
i missed you, hug master!
>>3603061
I'm not!!
>>3603063
>She whines as she's filled
I-i've been battered~
>Chie sniffles and tries to wiggle him out of her ass
>>3603096
Yes you are, you won't let it go.
>>3602990
>She giggled, seeing you rapidly getting more and more excited as you play with her butt
It feels nice when you touch me there like that, hehe. And where would it feel nice for you, hm? Where do I need to touch?
>>3603028
Shinoa is literally one of the best RP'ers here and is the queen of cock teasing, or are you so out of date you still do the 'shinoa is an elitlest lel' meme?
>>3603085
>Only Miku can post on mondays
>>3603069
A voice calls from offstage, "You were supposed to recognise the- You know what? Never mind!"
The music gets louder as an actually functioning smoke machine envelops the room in a dense fog. A spotlight, installed at some point, no one knows when, sparks to life, shining on a rug in the center of the floor.
>>3603072
>He is focused on her hand movements, quickly he puts his hand on top of hers and copies the motions.
>>3603116
More like the queen of shitting up the thread with overly long reply chains and being a fake-ass cunt.
>>3603096
So what would you rather talk about then?
>>3603072
y-yes please....
>his thick member comes to full mast at this point, poking her sweet pussy lips
I.. guess you want a baby too then?
>>3603085
"This is Magician Monday now! And tomorrow will be Trixie Tuesday!"
>>3603009
What? you live with your mother? what a loser!
Earn some money by yourself! sell an organ or... prostitute yourself! Then maybe you'll even cum while earning money!
>>3603157
So do you prefer Morrigans rapid replies or Coffee-chans long replies? or is just everyone shit to you?
"And now a short break from Trixie to her partners!"
>>3603072
>He move his hips a bit as he enters her.
You’re the one on top, if you want me to fill you up you better move you hips~
>>3603166
>Trixie tuesday
welp.... that's another Ava to try and impregnate
why must I have such a good fetish?
>>3603166
>Trixie Tuesday
>sweatingpeach.jpg
Do any sluts here like giving rim jobs and miking their partner?
>>3603176
I don't actually care about the replies. Shinoa was just really annoying with the stupid shy and modest act she put on while slutting it up like a dumb bitch.
>>3603111
It would feel very nice if you touched me right here~
>He removes a hand from her rump a takes hold of her wrist, guiding it down to his crotch so her hand rested his concealed manhood.
Although I'm fond of groping your soft ass, is there any other place you would like me to touch?
>>3603069
>As he feels her bra loosen under his palms, he quickly grabs the bra's cup and pulls them down to free her breasts and expose them to himself, and he marvels at them with wide eyes as they spill from her bra
Oh Trixie... your tits are so wonderful!
>His fingers wrap around each breast again, clenching them firmly and sinking into the soft blue flesh, before he presses his mouth against the tip of one and catches her nipple between his lips
Mmmm~!
>He sucks on the dark blue nipple while his tongue begins to play with it, rubbing against it over and over and covering it with saliva, while the opposing breast is thoroughly groped by an eager hand that kneads and massages it
>>3603166
Twice the Trixie? Sign me up!
>>3603096
>He pulls out leaving a faint trickle of jizz to trail down her leg.
Aww, there there, you did great!
>He gives her a quick hug from behind.
Grade A ass if I may say so!
>>3603167
I-I'm only 25! I have some money...I-If I gave you some, would you let me cum?
>>3603209
So you never saw her as coffee-chan then? good to know your out of the loop
>>3603069
What!?
>She starts to jump up and down, puffing her cheeks while what appeared to be steam coming out of her ears.
But how am I supposed to get better if I don't learn!?
Mrmrmr....Did you say you know illusions too? Show me that!
>>3603072
M-me!
>She's unable to move, trapped in the girl's soft hands as they pet away at her. Only for her jolt back into awareness when her nose gets pecked.
W-wait! T-this isn't magic! Every human does this for me!
>>3603093
>She happily jumps into his arms, hugging him back while being held by him.
But it wasn't that long anon!
>>3603110
n-no you keep staying on the subject! that's not fair to call me out on it when you keep us on the topic!
>>3603159
Um...
I-i like kung fu movies
>>3603221
>she shakely pulls her spats back up and stands straight up, faltering a bit but correcting herself as she turns around
D-do I get a permit or something? S-so that no other inspector has to do this?
>>3603233
Literally the same thing with a different face. Glad she's gone.
>>3603167
I have to know, how do you intellectually rape someone? I mean I'm just curious, okay?
>>3603251
Well if you're going to stop talking about dicks I'm going to piss off.
>>3603239
>he spins her around while embracing her
yeah, but that doesn't mean i still can't miss you!
>>3602919
Well shit.
>>3603318
I was going to go grab my old Tewi pics from it today.
What a shame.
>>3603138
She doesn't want drama as much as the next guy. She's just not feeling the best. Give or an hour or so~
>>3603155
>Removing her hand from her swelling cock she lets your smaller hand touch her warm member, it pulses under your touch as she gives you a wink
Go ahead sweetie~ Touch all you like
>>3603160
>With a nod she slides down on your thick cock, letting the swelling cock fill her warm, sweet hole,, gripping it on all angles it pulses and milks the fat cock inside of her, her sticky juices flowing freely all over your member
Ahh~ Yes! I want you to fill my womb
>>3603195
>Bucking her thick hips she forces your fat cock to fill her in one swift motion, arching her back and sighing loudly as her long golden hair flings back, panting she begins to bounce on your hips, the loud flesh on flesh smacking echoing throughout the room as soon the smell also begins to linger, the sweet smell of her sticky juices leaking all over your lap, clearly over aroused
Ahh~
>>3603200
>Waves
>>3603239
Oh I'm sorry! What kind of magic would you like to see little foxy?
>She asks with a wide smile, closing her eyes as she leans close to the furry little Pokemon, still running her hand along the top of her head
>>3603251
Oh, no unfortunately not. I have to perform weekly inspections after all! But I can make sure it's only me doing it
>>3603336
H-Hey there, wizard..
Would people be mad if u played a cock hungry experimental Kurisu? Don't think I've ever seen the main one ever so much as glance at a dick
>>3603336
I wanna see a magic trick!
I want to see you turn into slacker magician.
>>3603282
o-ok bye
>Chie waves a bit sheepishly
>>3603364
I-I'll just try to stay awa- o-out of your hair! s-so you don't need to....
>>3603367
Only has stuff from like the last 24 hours.
>>3603336
That spell did wonders~ You’re nothing more than a slut right now~
>He slaps her ass as she rides him.
Common, tell me just how much you want to be filled up~
>>3603381
Someone tried and got doxxed for it, someone else did to see if it would happen again and it did
>>3603381
Do what you want to I guess.
>>3603336
>as she sinks her body into my shaft, I reach up and wrap my hands around her, pulling her close and kissing her
uhh.. what if you had magic that could.... instantly make you pregnant.... once I cum inside your.. fertile womb.. t-that could be a good magic trick, r-right?
>>3603405
Don't worry, I'll talk about dicks with you!
>>3603211
>She carefully strokes your crotch with her gloved hand and then gropes the shape of your cock with surprising skill, massaging it with her fingers
I'm not sure... I feel like I just want to touch you anywhere it feels good for you... I like making people happy!
>>3603314
Hehehe! Fair enough!
>She giggles, getting twirled around by the anon holding her.
>>3603336
Hmmmm...
>She titls her head into DMG's hand, brainstorming ideas while receiving nuzzles.
I don't know! Show me everything you can do! Anything!
>>3603336
>He moves his hand up and down the shaft of your cock.
W-Wow, It's really big...
>He stops at the tip, and begins to gently massage the tip.
>>3603452
>someone else did to see if it would happen again and it did
No it didn't.
>>3603405
Aww, very well. See you next week.
>>3603134
"Oooh!" Trixie immediately recognizes everything from the awkward off stage calling to the cheesy music and waits for the star himself to appear. "It's been a while, you know! Mr. Magician, was it?"
>>3603196
"But Trixie can't get pregnant."
>>3603200
"Hello, love!"
>>3603213
Quickly, the two blue nubs swell with excitement and harden under his touch, earning him a breathy moan to tremble out her lips and an increased tightness to his hair. She throws her muzzle back and presses her body forward, allowing the flesh to pour around his lips and briefly suffocate him until the next, tingling suckle of her pellet. Below, hidden underneath a short, flimsy skirt and skin-hugging panties, is her stallionhood, throbbing and aching to fight against the panties and eventually slip out the crotch and press against her thigh.
>>3603214
"Who can complain? Perhaps Trixie will make this concept official!"
>>3603239
The mare brushes off the short temper with a chuckle and strolls back from her position. "Well, Trixie isn't going to put on a free show now. Why don't you show Trixie what you can d first?"
>>3603473
n-no I don't want to talk about dicks!
>>3603575
no plz ;-;
>>3602921
>A sudden bump from behind knocks the loitering man out of his thoughts, as he turned himself in the direction of the soft blow, looking down to meet the feminine boy that was now sprawled onto the floor with vexation.
Hey, watch where you're--
>Quickly silenced after getting a closer look at the boy, who was so effeminate that the stranger had easily mistaken him for a girl, his features softened as surprise painted his face, but he quickly turned his head away and offered his hand.
Y-You should be more careful, here... You okay?
>He asked as he hoisted the frail boy up with relative ease
>>3603484
Mmm...well keep touching because it feels really good!
>His hand returned to her ass and he slipped his hands under her panties, touching her velvety flesh directly. They groped and kneaded her soft rump, jiggling it around before giving her a light spank.
Perhaps you want to feel it directly?
>He offered, looking down at the fly on his jeans.
>>3603581
Trixie CAN'T get pregnant, or she doesn't WANT to? I'm sure we could make you come around then
>>3603521
>after cuddling her tight, he sets her down and pats her head
how have you been, hug master?
>>3603232
Are you trying to persuade ME with money? fufufu! unbelievable! tell me, what do you have in mind?
>>3603259
It's figuratively, obviously! I can use my deductive powers to reveal anyone's most pathetic secrets, motives, feelings! Or alternatively, I can just humilliate anyone in a mental contest!
>>3603607
Not having a vagina or uterus or ovaries makes pregnancy difficult.
>>3603583
Sure you do, why don't you tell us what kind of dicks you like? Big ones, small ones, or maybe thick ones?
>>3603581
Doves burst from the rug, blowing it away as they flutter away in a majestic display. The doves whiz around the room for a few brief moments before converging back in the center, where they form together into the shape of Mr. Mag- THE ILLUSIONIST, now sporting a bright white, and much less scruffy outfit.
"You know my name, you insolent trollop. Stop being stupid!"
>>3603369
How's my favorite Princess in the whole world?~
I'm doing a magic show. Anything you want to see?
>>3603395
Laaaaaame. But sure
>She stretches her arms out widely and yawns before tapping the top of her head with the wand, soon the sparks begin to sparkle down on the magician, turning her long golden locks blue, changing her blue and pink outfit into the relaxed red and blue outfit of the slaker magician
That good?
>>3603417
Ahh! I want it! I need it!
>She cries out in sheer pleasure, her womb being kissed and smashed at every pump of her hips, your fat, juicy cock filling her warm insides again and again, her breasts bouncing from her rapid movements as well as her tongue flicking out of her mouth, panting like a bitch in heat
>>3603463
>Pecking the sweet anon on the lips with a smile she slowly strokes her hips into him, his cock opening and filling her hole with each small movement
Ahh~ Yes anon~ I'll be pregnant with your child as soon as you cum!
>>3603521
Anything?
>She stops to think herself, shifting the petting to under her chin, scratching lightly she soon lights up with a smile. Using her other hand she grips her wand, swinging it at the furry little fox, spraying sparks at her that feel warm, but not burning. Soon her furry little body becomes covered in a skirt, low cut top and a large, pointed hat. Soon you realize it's just what the other magician is wearing. She giggles happily and pokes the little fox's nose
There you go! Cute as a button!
>>3603527
>With a small smile she grips the base of her thick, large cock, pointing it at you she smirks happily,
Open up sweetie <3
>>3602921
Super cute idol.
>>3603627
I don't like dicks!
>>3603625
I-I was wondering if, you could give me a blowjob?...
>>3603649
>whips out his thick and sweaty dick in front of her face
You don't?
>>3603639
y-yeah, that's great, I'll love you and our baby, forever, n-nngh
>he flinches a little at her soft movements, continuing to kiss her deep
>>3603649
Aw, you're just not being honest with yourself. Here, let me help!
>He undoes his pants and slides them down, letting his semi-erect cock pop out into the open
See, nothing wrong with dicks!
>Ryuko's persona avatars are all lesbos
cringing hard rn tb.h
>>3603581
I wouldn't complain~
>>3603581
>He keeps sucking on the hardening nipple with his mouth eagerly latched on to her breast as it suddenly presses against his face, and his tongue playfully flicks the swelling nub
>He then lets go as he pulls his mouth off the breast, only to move on to the next one and wrap his lips around the aroused tip of the sizeable blue mound, and his hand replaces his mouth on the abandoned breast, gripping it tightly as it begins to fondle the soft tit enthusiastically
>>3603581
Ooooh, I will alright!
>She shifts her stick into her paws and starts to spin around, holding her stick out. As she spins, the tip of the stick suddenly catches fire and begins to leave a trail of flame behind. When she finishers her spinning, she had created a sustained ring of fire encircling her.
Firespin! I just learned it yesterday! Impressed?
>>3603617
Great! I've been leveling up the last few days, I can feel myself getting stronger!
>>3603639
Eh? EEEHH?!
>She took a second to realize what had happened, but starts to fumble around with her paws as she realizes she's now wearing a set of Dark Magician's robes.
H-how did you do that!?
>>3603581
Why can't you get preggers?
>>3603670
nope
>skips away
(erp'd out rn friendo, maybe later)
>>3603686
cool dong, nigger
>>3603690
all avas should be bi imo senpai
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hey boys~
we're back
>>3603594
Thank you...
>Leona took the man's offered hand a bit hesitantly and used their help to bring him to his feet as he blushed from the little embarrassing incident. He brushed himself off quickly and bowed his head to the stranger before blurting out another apology.
I'm very sorry for running into you. I-I just got a little lost and was in a rush.
>He nervously glanced up at the man with his dark pink eyes that had a few tears welled up from his flustered state and gave them a clear view of his red cheeks.
>>3603690
did you not just see me take a dick in my ass? and keep dodging around saying I love sucking dick
Come on dude, I'm trying here
>>3603625
That's.. scary. Really scary.
>He looks a little unnerved and backs off. He seems to be trying to protect himself from her inquisitive gaze
>>3603166
>Magician Monday
>Trixie Tuesday
Can we also have Witchcraft Wednesday?
>>3603639
>He kneels down, preparing for what is to come. Once kneeled, he rests his hands on your thighs and opens up his mouth.
If you fuck Trixie's butt enough, she'll get butt-pregnant!
>>3603639
>He let her bounce on top of him for a while. Looking at her as she kept at it like the bitch in heat she was.
Ah~ You’ve drenched my hips with you justice… I think you deserve to get filled up now~
>He grabbed her by the hip and slammed the tip of his cock against her womb. Filling it up to the brim.
>>3603606
Heey~ Your hands feel so warm on my butt!
>She bites her lip a bit and then suddenly stands on her tiptoes, like trying to tell a secret
I want to feel it right here.
>She opens her mouth a bit and points right inside. She felt very embarassed after doing that and just closed her eyes, waiting for your response
>>3603646
Th-Thank you! It's nice to see fans in an unfamiliar place.
>>3603708
All skeletons are sexy to me my child.
I'd rattle them all.
>>3603724
Why hello there, you two~
>>3603761
Phox Phriday
