HG Thread, Tanks Edition
>>3601671
You're totally going to win.
>>3601656
Maybe I don't feel like being loud.
>>3601574
I'll keep you informed if you keep me informed, X-kun.
>>3601610
>Scratches back of head.
Was it really that funny? Ehehehe...
>>3601719
>Thanks
And we arrive at the feast
>downloads adobe reader
>>3601579
>The staff starts to emit black rays.
Darker than night, blacker than the shadows cast by the sun. I call out to the abyss, the home of darkness, to bring me immense power...
I want to violently rape Muffet
>>3601752
>>3601353
I don't get it.
>>3601766
Uh, sure.
>>3601769
>D.Va accidentally walks over one of Matip's jerseys.
Whoops!
>>3601749
"I don't care who was the promised girl anymore, I know who I love now" - Raku
>>3601781
Make the games fun again like you'll make america great again and ill come back.
>>3601704
She will
She has great fashion sense ripping me off.
>>3601766
Of course, Megumu. Be seeing you.
REMEMBER
>>3601777
>tackles
>>3601542
Larry: Oh well, none of us fellas have one on us but rest assured, we'll find one for you!
Moe: Come on fellas, we need ta get this guy an antiseptic!
>the three begin to scuffle around the laboratory, looking for an antiseptic, nearly tearing it apart
>>3601698
We'll see if I can trust you once we get in another one of these games.
>>3601698
The water is boiling Garnet. It's 111 degrees. This planet is hell.
>>3601769
>vietnam flashbacks intensififes
>>3601809
Yes, she does, definitely!
>>3601809
>Shorty and Cirno will never return together to drown people in frozen lakes
I'm dissapointed
>>3601761
It's one of those days again? Are you ganna be nice to me?!
>>3601698
Oh I see, you like vacations! But then again who doesn't...?
>>3601769
I'm not falling for that death trap...
>>3601809
>You will never have the chance to chop down an evil female oak tree
Why f.am? JUST WHY?
I heard furry porn was here.
Btw hello everyone, I hope you all have a good day.
>>3601769
>Sniffle
No problem.
>>3601832
>Terrified screaming
>>3601837
No guarantees.
>>3601809
>inb4 tachibana comes in and wins the game
>>3601809
I love you Shorty. Give me a kissu
>>3601832
who keeps stealing these cores?
>>3601861
Is this the final boss?
>>3601856
Only for Aiwawawa
>>3601851
Nah, Its gonna be Shuu to appease Fujo's
>>3601838
>>3601836
God is cruel
>>3601861
Joel Matip will win
>>3601868
>Final boss is Bastion
>D.Va get's completely destroyed
>>3601890
HG will be great again once you return!
>>3601890
Then give me a firm handshake.
>>3601849
Are you ganna pet my head? Haha.
>>3601818
O-Oof! Get off me! You'll suffocate me again!
>>3601916
Don't push it.
>>3601890
Can i suck your dick?
>>3601914
Thats not apart of the deal
It becomes great before I return
>>3601915
>
>>3601823
Slow down, someone's gonna get hurt!
>>3601843
Must be some kind of hair condition...
>>3601826
I don't mind the heat.
>>3601824
It's always every man for themselves there.
>>3601837
A person that doesn't exist most likely.
>>3601890
>What a rare sight. Good to see you.
>>3601936
what do we need to do to make it great again?
>>3601939
>Must be some kind of hair condition...
What?
Well then, I wouldn't want to overstay my welcome. One more reply and I'll be heading back to my rabbit hole! Have a good one, HG.
>>3601489
Alright, alright~
>Stops
It was nice meeting you anyhow.
>>3601543
Hmm, that's right. I quite enjoy banana splits, too!
>>3601545
Aww, that's sweet of you to say so~
Though, I wouldn't want to keep you waiting now. There are many other avas way more interesting than I am that you could be having fun with, you know.
>>3601868
Nope its your hub world.
>>3601972
>involved
What did she means by this?
>>3601972
The feeling isn't mutual.
>>3601977
YES! MY FREE TRANSFER DID IT!
>>3601977
The winner!
>>3601797
>Flexes again.
My muscles are pretty big though!
>>3601810
Bye-bye, X-kun!
>>3601972
Banana splits are good!
>>3601972
Adios, full kit bunny
>>3601921
Then stop casting spells and everything!
>>3601927
Haha, alright, but does this mean we're friends now?
>>3601940
Yeah because even machines like vacations, or at least this one does!
>>3601977
Congratulations!
Thanks for hosting! It was trauma inducing from those bombardments. .
>>3601939
Moe: oh, don't worry about it, everyone will be fine.
>he lets out a small light heated chuckle while putting his hand on a tray, accidentally tipping it over and causing all the chemicals and syringes to splash on him
>>3601890
>Unironically using the word Fujo outside of /a/
KYS
>>3602006
Right..
>The Nightcrawler steps out of the shadows
Ello there.
>>3602004
Thank you for hosting.
Congratulations to the soccer player.
>>3602026
Oh well, It's still pretty fun, if that convinces you.
It was good seeing you
>>3602026
One day we gonna Netflix & Chill and make fun of minorities, f.am. Untill then, stay frosty, you glorious fucker.
>>3601897
>>3601977
>Finds the Bastion steampage
>Like some others, I signed up for an account just to comment on this game. I simply cannot understand its high ratings. Gameplay is incredibly "meh". Mechanics are off and the action is the same thing over an over again. If you want a dungeon crawler, there's much better out there, even in the indie circuit.
>The narration is some of the worst that I've ever come across. I can't believe people list it as one of the game's strong suits. The actor's voice is just annoying; it's right up there with Adam Jensen's voice in Deus Ex: HR. Word of advice to game makers: talking in a gruff voice does not make good acting; it just makes your character sound like he's doing a bad Clint Eastwood impression.
>Voice acting aside, I can't understand why everyone is so amazed by the "adaptive narrator". It's not even as adaptive as the announcers in your average sports game. You can feel the cue points that trigger the dialog and it comes off very stilted and wooden: *Walk off a cliff* -> ..."Kid fell...wasn't watchin' his step. He'll be more careful next time." Forgive me if I'm not wowed.
>If you're into water colors, I guess you might like the graphics (I'm not and I didn't); but, even so, they're definitely not anything to write home about. You've seen better in nearly every game out there. These are just "different" and I guess that makes them cool, for some reason. The music isn't terrible, but it is repetitive and will grate on you after a while.
>All in all, there's just not much to recommend here.
>Submits
>>3602039
>fucks naga siren in front of slark
oi
>>3602039
Broken piece of shit
>>3602085
>Maybe one day ill be back for good
until then, dank negro
>>3601940
It's like that everywhere, ain't it?
>>3601968
>She's literally covered in fur. Not sure how you missed that.
>>3602035
Jesus!
>He runs over to Curly, and checks him while examining the bottles.
Why in God's name are none of these bottle labeled?
>>3602058
>beep bweep
>Cute minigun noises
>>3602080
You having a giggle there mate?
>>3602084
I'm not broken, just go with that blood geezer, then you have an actual broken person.
>>3602058
>not liking adam jenson
>>3602074
I do not. She's already climbed on top of me before and she just crushes me.
>>3602012
Fine fine! Just get up!
>>3602004
Joel, You have become an honorary Skipper for your expertise in the Galleon Mortar.
>>3602107
I didn't notice you were some kind of doctor, sorry.
Well, fur isn't exactly the same as hair. I'm perfectly fine, thank you.
>>3602039
Hello.
>>3602004
Thanks for hosting.
Congrats.
>>3602020
I didn't imagine that singing took that much out of you.
>>3602107
Pretty much.
>>3601890
>Only for Aiwawawa
>>3602137
hot
>>3602118
>Uses Defense Matrix
>You shoot at my feet and the MEKA blows up anwyays
>Gets torn to shreds
>Dies
>>3602137
>She's already climbed on top of me before
>>3602058
>TOPKEK
>>3602107
>>3602035
*Moe
>Shit.
>>3601972
Be seeing you.
>>3602020
>She doesn't say a word, just lying on her back
>>3602039
Shouldn't you be in the water somewhere?
>>3602145
Congrats, then, and thanks for the show.
>>3602137
>gets up
>>3602180
>Presses E to heal 2 hp
>>3602145
Thanks for hosting!
>too hungry to sleep
>too tired to eat
I'm going to die
>>3602177
No, this is not "hot". It's awful. It is uncomfortable. Imagine a walrus with two tumors on their chest sitting on top of you.
>>3602210
>The Crimson Demon sits up in the fetal position.
W-Why must you exert your weight on me all the time?
>>3602240
You're already dead.
>>3602167
Hm. You uggos get weirder and weirder with every one I meet. Just check in if it gives ya any trouble, ok?
>>3602168
So, how do you stay alive?
>>3602240
>Forcefeeds you nuts
Is 2pac here?
>>3602253
that's so wrong
>>3602240
Eat up soldier then hit the sack.
>>3602253
lewd
>>3602262
I fuckin hope not
>>3602247
Oh, I'll imagine it alright, you can be sure of that.
>>3602253
>Forcefeeds you my nuts
>>3602264
Trap squirrel when?
>>3602107
Moe: Oh, thanks fer the help doc but, I think I'll be fi-HHAAAHAHHAN
>Moe collapses to the floor due to the overload of chemicals in his body
>>3602004
>>3602145
Larry and Curly: Thanks fer havin us and all, but we really gotta attend to our boss.
>>3602247
Why must you always insult me and cast spells?
>>3602240
You'll be fine. If not, I can make ou a grave. It is the least I can do.
>>3602251
That depends on what you mean.
>>3602264
>>3602271
What? I don't get i-
>>3602280
Hrmmrrphh!
I live in Osaka, Japan and often use the subway to go to work in the morning. One day, when I was waiting for the train, I noticed a homeless man standing in a corner of the subway station, muttering to himself as people passed by. He was holding out a cup and seemed to be begging for spare change.
A fat woman passed by the homeless man and I distinctly heard him say, “Pig.”
Wow, I thought to myself. This homeless man is insulting people and he still expects them to give him money?
Then a tall businessman went by and the homeless guy muttered, “Human.”
Human? I can’t argue with that. Obviously, he was human.
The next day, I arrived early at the subway station and had some time to kill, so I decided to stand close to the homeless man and listen to his strange mutterings.
A thin, haggard-looking man passed in front of him and I heard the homeless guy mutter, “Cow.”
Cow? I thought. The man was much too skinny to be a cow. He looked more like a turkey or a chicken to me.
A minute or so later, a fat man went by and the homeless man said, “Potato.”
Potato? I was under the impression that he called all fat people “Pig”.
That day, at work, I couldn’t stop thinking about the homeless man and his puzzling behavior. I kept trying to find some logic or pattern in what he was muttering.
Perhaps he has some kind of psychic ability, I thought. Maybe he knows what these people were in a previous life. In Japan, many people believe in reincarnation.
I observed the homeless man many times and began to think my theory was right. I often heard him calling people things like “Rabbit” or “Onion” or “Sheep” or “Tomato”.
One day, curiosity got the better of me and I decided to ask him what was going on.
As I walked up to him, he looked at me and said “Bread.”
I tossed some money into his cup and asked him if he had some kind of psychic ability.
[1/2]
>>3602240
>Drink water
>>3602302
>grabs the squirrel (?) and carries her to safety
The homeless man smiled and said, “Yes, indeed. I do have a psychic ability. It is an ability I obtained years ago. But it is not what you might expect. I can’t tell the future or read minds or anything like that.”
“Then what is your ability?” I asked eagerly.
“The ability is merely to know the last thing somebody ate.” he said.
I laughed because I realized he was right. He said “Bread.” The last thing I had eaten for breakfast that day was toast. I walked away shaking my head. Of all the psychic abilities someone could have, that one must be the most useless.
[2/2]
>>3602251
Uggo? Well I know I'm not everyone's liking, but I have plenty of anon who finds me cute, so I'm gonna roll with it.
Besides some back problems for obvious reasons, I'm perfectly fine. I'll check back, if anything.
>>3602323
>The squirrel is carried to safety and snuggles into her savior.
Thanks! Those guys were pretty weird!
>>3602278
>>3602295
Because you attempted to enslave me and you forced my friend to intervene on my behalf. You've also nearly killed me twice and you even convinced some woman running around in underwear to assist in you almost murdering me.
>>3602240
>>3602253
You are just nuts about nuts.
>Snickers
>>3602324
>>3602315
>We fit the whole thing in one post last time.
>>3602315
why
I'm straight and been with with only girls all my life but every time I get horny I can't help but want to submit myself to pleasing a man. Finally it happened, I was especially horny one night and instead of just reading the posts on Craigslist I made one.
It said inexperienced bi-guy looking to suck and bottom for the first time. Minutes later my inbox lit up with emails and more hard cocks than my imagination could begin to play with. I was too nervous to meet at someone's house or to have someone over, so one email stood out to me. He had a beautiful hard cock and told me he was in his office and wanted me to stop by.
Before I could talk myself out of it I told him I would be there and to send me the address. I hopped in the shower and cleaned myself inside and out, shaved my ass smooth, got dressed and hopped in my car. I drove toward the address he sent me, every minute convincing myself I needed to finally try it.
When I got there it wasn't a private office like I had in mind but a huge office building. It being 6pm there were still plenty of people and I nearly started the car back up. I couldn't fathom the idea of moaning and taking my first cock in a building teaming with people. But I decided I had made it this far and I shouldn't go back now.
I walked up the stairs and sat in the lobby where he instructed me to. I emailed him back with four letters, "Here". I watched every man that passed by in anticipation of whether it would be his cock I would be sucking in the next few minutes. Finally one of the men came through the lobby a second time and with his finger motioned me to follow.
This was it, go time. No turning back. I gave him a sheepish grin and followed him to what I assumed would be his office but instead he went into the men's restroom. No way I thought, this was not where he intended was it? I peaked in to the large bathroom with 3 stalls and 6 urinals, empty of everyone, except my man.
>>3602338
>Unzips pants
>Whips out dick
So, how about a suck?
>>3602324
>>3602315
HOL UP
>>3602349
Okay Squid Girl
>>3602338
>pinches bottom
You're welcome, qt.
>>3602349
>>3602340
Lies, lies! All lies!
>>3602343
>She glares over at you before looking away, frowning and crossing her arms.
>>3602355
..? Huh?
Put that thing away, that's gross, Anon.
>>3602369
Ow..
>>3602324
>“The ability is merely to know the last thing somebody ate.” he said.
>>3602315
>Then a tall businessman went by and the homeless guy muttered, “Human.”
I followed him into the first stall, to my delight I saw it was large and the door went to the floor. No one could see there were two of us in here. I found myself in an all new, scary, but exciting situation. Alone in a stall with another man that I know has every intent to use me until he's satisfied.
I fall to my knees and looked up into his eyes. He took my hands to his belt and I began unfastening it slowly, then unbuttoned his pants, and, for finally for the big real... unzipped his pants. There a found a bulge ballooning from his boxer briefs. I laid my hands on my first cock, rubbing it through his boxers, feeling it semi-hard. With both hands I slid his underwear down to his ankles and with one motion of my neck, slipped his warm fleshy dick into my mouth.
I began slowly, sliding my lips to the bottom of his shaft and back up to the head. I tried to do just as I've seen countless beautiful women do online. "Look him in the eyes", "make sure not to use your teeth", "go all the way down", all swirled through my head.
Then it happened, the door opened to the bathroom and feet away I heard footsteps walk by. He didn't even hesitate, with both his hands he softly grabbed the back of my head and began fucking my face. I now had a hard as rock throbbing cock in my mouth and I could taste the slight but distinct taste of pre-cum. I took both my hands and grabbed his bare ass, pulling his cock into my throat over and over again. I drowned out the sounds of men coming in and out and focused on the wet sound of my throat being fucked.
>>3602376
How are you going to lie to me when it happened today? I'm sure I could even find the half-naked woman if I tried.
>>3602368
>W-why is this me?
>>3602315
>Human.
>>3602397
Come on! One blow job wouldn't hurt.
>>3602395
Spoonfeeding little baby here
>Homeless man
>Can tell last thing other's ate
>Looks at a guy and says "Human"
A few minutes passed and I couldn't help it anymore, I took his cock out of my mouth and whispered to him, "do you want to fuck my ass?". He nodded and I took one of my condoms out of my pocket and handed it to him along with a bottle of lube (both purchased a while ago for the intent of me using them on a girl). I got on my hands and knees on the bathroom floor, toilet inches away from my head. I thought, "this is it, I'm officially a cock whore", and slid my pants and boxers off.
He took my hips and pulled them toward him, spreading my cheeks apart. I looked back to see his hard cock wearing the condom I provided and him rubbing the lube up and down his shaft. I looked straight ahead, fearful of the notorious pain of the start. He began running lube on my asshole, and the amazing feeling of his hard cock running up and down my crack. Then he pushed.
I could feel the pressure of the head of his cock my exposed ass, gently pushing to make its way inside of me. Then it penetrated, and inch by inch his throbbing cock filled my virgin ass. I knew then I was his and I liked it. I started to push back on him feeling what all those women must have felt like with me. The pain never happened, my tight ass began to relax as I handed myself over to him.
For the next 20 minutes or so I fucked him right there on the men's bathroom floor. Biting my arm to keep my moans silent to the men feet away, oblivious to my submission. I looked back to watch him as he fucked me and could tell on his face he was close. Several deep thrusts later he came deep in my ass, filling the condom. He pulled his cock out exposing my gaping hole. As he removed the condom I noticed his dick, slimy with cum, and as my way to thank him sat up and took him back in my mouth one last time.
>>3602415
Because you're a faggot
>>3602421
the homeless guy can tell what the last thing a person ate was, and at the buisnessman he said ''human''
The buisnessman is a cannibal
>>3602421
It's fridge horror anon
read this : >>3602399
>>3602285
Shit!
>He takes a breath of fresh air, and carries Moe away from the chemical fumes. Afterwards, he checks his pulse.
Still alive. Good.
>>3602298
As in how you manage to keep this freakshow from turning you into hamburger.
>>3602325
I'd suggest getting a reduction, but it's your choice, I guess.
>>3602397
It wasn't supposed to hurt, baka.
>>3602404
I didn't try to kill you or anything! Baka!
>>3602421
That tall guy is a cannibal!
>>3602440
>>3602397
...You were in my HOUSE. Without permission! I didn't even think I'd actually hit at all....And it was my lightest tool, barely a weight.
>>3602324
>>3602349
>Would it count as them having ate human if they bite their lips or thumbs or something?
After sucking and licking him clean I pulled my pants up and slipped out of the stall. Walking toward my car I could not believe that just happened. When I got home I checked my email, he said he can't believe that was my first time and wanted to setup another date.
Guess I did good? To be continued...
I miss Tupac.
When the whistle blew, I punched my time card and drove home bleary-eyed after a long shift unloading cargo at the docks.
But there was no greeting at the door, no dinner waiting on the counter. My daughter, Chelsea, usually home by four, was nowhere to be found. No note left behind, car keys still dangling on the hook. I called her cell phone, got no answer.
I was miffed, but not overly worried – she was 18, street-smart, capable of taking care of herself. I watched Jimmy Fallon and went to bed.
When she still hadn't come home by morning, I called the police.
I called her boss, her friends, canvassed the neighbourhood. No one had seen her – except Tommy, the bespectacled five-year-old asthmatic who lived with his stripper mother in the duplex next door. He'd seen Chelsea the night she went missing – in front of the house, looking nervous, before climbing into a green Corvette.
“You're sure that's what you saw?” I demanded.
The boy nodded. “A green Corvette.”
The police figured it was some secret boyfriend of hers. Someone I wouldn't approve of. Maybe they'd run off together.
It was a week before they found her. Stripped naked, wrapped in plastic. Bruised wrists, missing teeth. Dumped in the ravine by the railroad. Dead.
I looked up every green Corvette in the city. There were surprisingly few.
An old woman on Clarence, who inherited a green Corvette from her decades-dead husband. A young hothead uptown, who wrecked his green Corvette in a street-race two months ago.
And then there was Gerard. I remembered when he moved into the neighbourhood, how he knocked on our door and introduced himself, as per his court instructions.
The police told me they'd investigated him. He'd been squeaky-clean since his last arrest, and he was with his parole officer the night Chelsea was abducted.
Bullshit.
[1/2]
>>3602466
Fuck you
>>3602477
I took my frustration out at the gym, on punching bags, for hours. I'd fume to the other stevedores about him. Friends in low places offered to take care of him for me. I said no.
Then one night, I found myself parking outside his house. I watched him through the windows, eating cold pizza in his Y-fronts, the TV flickering dirty movies. I found myself surreptitiously turning the back doorknob, pulling on rubber gloves...
...When I got home, Tommy the neighbour boy was smashing Tonka trucks in my driveway.
“What's on your shoes?” he asked as I stalked past.
I swallowed hard, but kept my cool as I wiped the evidence on the grass.
“Don't worry about it.”
“You didn't get it off,” he called after me as I mounted the front steps. “Your shoes are still all green!”
That stopped me.
“Green?”
I stepped under the streetlight, inches from Tommy's face. “Yeah, there's green stuff all over them,” he repeated.
But my shoes were, in fact, splattered in a vibrant and sickening shade of burgundy red.
[2/2]
>>3602463
>eating human meat
he gon die
>>3602445
>>3602463
>>3602441
YO SHIT
>>3602449
My personnality isn't genuine enough to allow myself to get a reduction.
Attention is like a hard drug.
>>3602492
Not if you prepare it properly.
>>3602427
Y-Yes it would! You're a perv!
A PERV!
>She runs away.
>>3602455
Well, it did!
You pinched me! Of course it would hurt!
>>3602469
>She doesn't look back at you or say a word, only bringing her tail up to hug it. She starts to walk away.
>>3602504
I can kiss it to make it feel better :3
>>3602315
>>3602324
>So that is what that one hobo ava was doing. Ram isn't a cannibal though.
>>3602449
You could ask that of everyone. Though me being a rock may have something to do with it.
>>3602459
>>3602463
Double the cute green hair girl!
>>3602503
You know how to cook human meat?
It's for a friend
>>3602477
>>3602491
GOD DAMNIT TOMMY
>>3602463
You!
>>3602522
Me?
>>3602504
>Runs after her
Wait! Come back!
>>3602459
But you nearly did. Why shouldn't I just prepare my explosion magic again and end you for good?
>>3602516
>>So that is what that one hobo ava was doing. Ram isn't a cannibal though.
HOLY SHIT.
I just realized.
Awesome fridge horror RP, whoever it was.
>>3602524
Probably like normal meat.
Game code based on spooky stories / creepypastas when?
>>3602533
Me?
>>3602533
You!
>>3602491
OH FUCK
>>3602547
That is where I want that penis.
>>3602550
>sunset talked with that homeless man
>his response was dragon
>>3602555
I can't wait for a shitty ending when it's based on the Godzilla creepypasta.
>>3602555
>tfw reading RED pasta for 15th time
Anon, you frighten me sometimes
>>3602514
N-No thanks, I'm alright, Anon.
>>3602543
>Had already bolted out of sight
DID SOMEBODY SAY MEAT
>>3602567
Unless he was talking about a kiss, he was incorrect.
>>3602504
>After a long moment, she sighs loudly
...I'm sorry, alright?
>>3602547
Because then I will end youuuu! I swear, I will!
>>3602558
You!
>>3602563
Me?
New game when
>>3602567
Her response was tasty
>>3602584
>Wins new prom
>Thinks they're a ship now
Poor spike.
>>3602592
What about me?
>>3602577
I just want an excuse to kiss your ass.
>>3602598
>>3602584
>>3602553
Well there are many kind of meat. If my friend wants to eat human it's better to know to do it beforehand.
But accord to some skilled chief, it's better raw
>>3602567
Her honeymoon sure gonna be tasty
>>3602577
>Appears right in front of her
Wait don't go! I'm sorry ok!
>>3602599
But we got together before Homecoming.
>>3602609
What?
>>3602590
....
>She stops walking and pauses for a moment, before eventually looking back over her shoulder at you, out of the corner of her eyes.
Y-You're sorry?
>>3602608
>>3602612
No! You guys are weirding me out!
>>3602592
You!
>the clawed girl attempts for the 15th time to get into the goddamn fucking thread
>>3602592
How can you do that when you're dead? It seems you will not cease torturing to me until you die.
>Can someone explain the green corvette pasta to me?
>>3602636
Captcha?
>>3602637
It was a red Corvette, the kid is colorblind
>>3602637
The kid is red-green color blind.
The murderer has a red car, not a green one.
>>3602623
Don't...don't make me repeat myself....
>>3602637
>It was actually red, and the child is colorblind/percieves red as green
>>3602636
>kissus
>>3602623
I told you people were friendly here, Makoto. Maybe a little too much. Your clothes are too revealing, it's good for fighting, but consider buying an anti-sex outfit, like mine.
>>3602636
Hello Clawdia.
>>3602636
>breaks a hole in the wall next to the door
You may enter, demon!
>>3602636
Curly: Ay, what's that sort of, crawling sound?
>>3602667
Feels bad man
>>3602672
Tcch. Makoto, will neve fall for such a simple trick! She's way too smart!
>>3602665
>She walks over to your tank and looks up at you, covering her face with her tail.
..You mean it?
>>3602668
I have one!
Here, lemme..
This is it!
>She puts on a big black coat.
>>3602695
>>3602672
Ooh, a nut!
>She dives directly into the trap.
>>3602666
Hm? Oh hello there sir.
>>3602668
Hello there person who sounds like the fox lady.
>>3602679
Thank you!
>she walks into the hole
>>3602684
It's claws!
>she extends her claws to the three
Wanna touch em?
>>3602496
Addiction is a bad thing no matter what it is. Please, for your own safety.
>>3602516
...
Run that by me again?
>>3602581
That's disgusting. I doubt you can recover from that.
>>3602705
It's way better like this. And you're still the cutes... Hey??!! what are you doing DON'T GO NEAR TH...!!
>>3602695
To be frank, I went and had the same damn idea this mornin. She ain't a dummy or nothin, just likes food too much. Think about who is sayin this.
>>3602705
>She awkwardly looks over
If I hadn't I wouldn't have said it. I sort of typically speak my mind.
>>3602659
>>3602664
>>3602665
"What’s this?" Pamela asked, running her hands over the verdant green cloth. Whatever it covered stood a nearly a foot taller than her. It was roughly rectangular shaped and she could feel what felt like molded metal underneath her fingers.
"An old family heirloom," Shauna answered. Her skin glowed milky white in the soft moonlight that filtered into the room. She reached out and touched it fondly, caressing it. "It's the only thing I kept. It's a reminder of where I came from and who I used to be." She put a hand on Pamela's shoulder and smiled. "Go ahead, you can look at it."
Pamela pulled the cloth and it fell in ripples to the ground. She gasped at the full length mirror before her. Ornate designs of winged angels ran up and down the gold plating surrounding the mirror that now reflected the dim room back at Pamela. She squinted her eyes as she looked in the mirror, feeling Shauna lower her head next to Pamela's own.
And as she looked, she realized that in the mirror she stood alone even as the hand on her shoulder tightened.
>>3602733
Tcch, I can't believe you saw through my disguise so easily. Humans fall for it everytime.
Well, how are you doing today?
>>3602705
>Unzips and pulls nuts out
>>3602733
Moe: Oh well, hello there little gi-AHHHH
ALL 3: AHHHHHHHHHH
>the 3 backup into a corner
>>3602606
You need to attend your classes, kohai!
>>3602624
Y-Yes?
>>3602637
I will prevent you from killing me of course! I will prevent everything!
>>3602759
I just got up, so it depends on how things go really.
>>3602774
Whatcha screaming about? It is cause of my bloody claws? Come on now I won't hurt you today.
>>3602748
I forgive you!
>She jumps up onto the tank and smiles brightly, leaning forward and giving you a kiss on the cheek before you can protest.
Are you feeling better?
>>3602758
>>3602746
>Muffled, "hey, it's dark in here."
>>3602765
>She cannot see, because she is inside of a box.
>>3602747
Hum... yes, and you are? A squirell hunter?
>>3602758
You better free her right on the tap. Do you think she's some kind of pet?
>gives a kick to the box
>>3602789
Well, I wish you a bright day then.
>>3602735
There is no wordplay. I am an actual rock. Or rocks. I would love to explain but I have to leave.
*as she begins leaving, she shouts*
Name's Garnet by the way.
>>3602786
Maybe!
>>3602800
Colonel Sanders, founder and icon of KFC. Surely you heard a KFC before.
>>>3602786
Lay off of me! You're not my mom!
>>3602789
>all 3 hear "today"
ALL 3: LET'S BOOK IT!
>They all get the fuck out of there
>>3602799
>She kind of just gawks at her, putting a hand to her cheek
>>3602786
With what? Your weight?
>>3602800
Bright days usually involve massacres, so that's good for me, thank you!
Did some one call for burgers?
>>3602826
>>3602786
>>3602849
I didn't, thanks for asking wiggins
>>3602837
You okay?
S-Sorry, I forgot you don't like being touched..
>>3602822
KFC?
I've heard that before... It's some kind of american food, right? I have an american... friend. But I never ate any "KFC" in my life, sorry.
>>3602842
M-Massacre? Huh... You mean, you kill evil people and demons, right?
>>3602835
>she gives out a breatheful sigh
That was the fastest scare I did.
>>3602849
Burger?
>>3602799
>puts the qt in a cage and starts feeding her acorns
>>3602800
Yes, she is. She's my pet now and if you hurt her I'll make you my next pet.
>>3602869
Uh, not me
>>3602878
PANTIES
>>3602869
Who the hell is wiggins?
>>3602878
Yes a burger
>>3602849
Like that American food? I don't think I ever had any.
>>3602873
I suppose I owe you that much. THIS time.
>>3602875
It's American in origin, but we got locations across the globe! Where exactly you from?
>>3602838
...yes!
>>3602826
>>3602855
I am your senpai! That's almost the same!
>tfw you will never be a cute anime girl and Eruna will never cuddle you
>>3602911
Good afternoon!
Well, if it is afternoon...
>>3602903
Is that the only useful tool you have in your disposal?
>>3602895
You should try some!
>>3602899
Who do we have here? Mr Sanders how are you today?
>>3602911
>>3602882
>She only protests a little bit, too preoccupied with the free acorns to be too upset about the kidnapping.
Thhnks, myshtr.
>>3602895
>She giggles.
You're cute when you're not throwing things at me.
So, are you feeling any better than yesterday?
Calmed down?
>>3602925
Hey there!
>>3602875
Nope, I kill weird baddies and squids.
>>3602889
What about panties? I've heard some of you faceless people say that once.
>>3602894
What's that?
>>3602925
It's afternoon-evening or something like that, and how do you know it's good? Are you a wizard?
>>3602903
You really are the dumb one!
>>3602815
Maybe?
>>3602930
No, I can be very useful!
>Thiccigami
Don't you mean FLATGUMIN?
>>3602957
No, you haven't been around for some time, so now I am older than you! Kohai!
>>3602925
Ten past 5, on my watch.
>>3602935
I mean, sure, it's been a while since I ate.
>>3602948
Urgh...I'm not feeling as fiery as normal.
>>3602882
AH! You wish, this feeble bow is nothing to me. I can destroy buildings, what is a little cage before my power?
>She swifts her shaft, and rips out the railing easily.
Makoto-chan, get out of here, quick, there will be another nuts, don't worry.
>>3602899
I'm japanese.
>>3602950
Phew, I'm relieved. I thought for a second you killed innocent people.
>>3602911
>
>>3602971
I forgot what we where talking about!
>>3602935
Afternoon, Mr...sorry I don't think we met before.
>>3602978
Japanese, and you expect me to believe you ain't had a traditional KFC Christmas feast? C'mon now!
>>3602950
Well it's a piece a meat from the cow which is cooked and placed on a bun which the meat could have cheese or not but its topped with pickles, onions and ketchup.
>>3602972
Alright that will be 10 cents!
Is Satou the Absolute Madman here?
>>3602978
I don't kill innocent people, whatever innocent means, I kill people who try to kill me. Well not people more like weird monsters, no claws, just swords, tentacle, and bombs.
