RWBYgt Trash General 87: Shits fucked yoEdition
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>3. Arguing about the thread isn't discussion.
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We back?
penny and Pyrrha best girls.
>>3601532
Nah son, Izzy is best girl
>>3601667
Literal wife
>>3601419
That comic always gets me
Too bad it also breaks my heart, but it's worth it for a laugh
>>3601667
Sure, compulsive lying and using Todd just to further her own goals aside.
>>3601702
>Jill's face when we call her "sister-in-law" the next time we see her
>>3601813
I wonder if she felt bad when she saw how happy Todd was yesterday
We need more stories with these two.
>>3602066
I would bang.
>Check MQ pastebin
>It's the old one.
>desustorage still dead so I can't find the link to the new one that was posted.
RIP.
>>3602778
Sorry about the old links, with desustorage fucked it was the best I could do.
>>3602778
>There are people who give a shit about a quest that isn't "meet n fuck" a self-insert MC.
Kek.
>>3601857
Why was Todd happy yesterday?
Also TFW you will never be able to have a proper ceremony because your wife is basically a dude.
>>3603097
Got 'married'.
Relationship get.
>>3603175
Yfw Izzy is the villain.
>>3603235
As long as she pats our head sometimes and cuddles us in bed, I'd kinda be okay with that.
>>3603275
I uh... Well good luck with that.
>>3603235
>Wife-ing the villain
Pretty sure that's double points.
>>3603077
>Not self-inserting as a swole huntress flying around the world in an airship or on glowy soul birds, banging smol girls and gazelles where ever you go
Your life must be a mess anon
Nero here
Anyone want me to run 4Q? Let's go for what? 3 days in a row? jesus I got nothing to do with my time but write
good thing I enjoy writing
>>3603943
shoot.
>3 days in a row
I'd say the first two or three months of this thread we got TQ on a daily bases, so don't get too cocky emperor
>>3604018
Sorry, if any Authors had their current Pastebin. Post 'em, keep it updated.
>>3601813
And we're using her to further OUR own goals, the goal of having her on our dick. The mutual relationship of manipulation and selfish gain is what make this that confusing miracle we call Love
Also, marrying into wealth
>>3603943
Go ahead, the archive fucked our shit up.
Nero, Dry, and other writers in 4C. Post your updated pastebin, we need the list updated.
>>3604145
4Q here
http://pastebin.com/p3ccTPJp
>>3604093
Absurd wealth. Not even funny wealth.
>>3604145
Heres GQ
http://pastebin.com/NJ2NYxXZ
>>3603943
How you doing Nero? I'm ready for some 4Q.
>>3604372
Yeah, but the love and the hole also comes with dosh. It's a welcome bonus
>>3604392
Just watched a fistful of dollars and now I'm imagining every character as a RWBY character and see if it fits their personalities
it does somewhat surprisingly
Also gonna start writing since there are three
>>3604372
Every hole is made for Todd. Especially ones that need to stretch a ton.
>>3604433
>Every hole is made for Todd
>tfw Todd not only has the biggest dick in the room, he also always miraculously fits
Sleepy here, entertained my lewd mind for Virgin Sira x Pervert Jasper
>Excessive groping, and fondling
>"Please no…"
>squish
>Japser wildy thrusts into her without abandon
>Sira closed her eyes, waiting for it to end
>He spurts his seed inside
>a minute pass of cumming
>Her hips bucks wildly, tears streaks down her face
>"I'm not done yet."
>He shoves his shaft into her mouth
>forced to shallow every last drop he spurts out
>She continues crying, being vulnerable to a man
>A man who's drunk on power, and authority
>Swallowing every inch of that Vacuon cock
>Sira begins to choke up, and look upon the perverted Jasper
>His dick still stiff wanting more of her virgin body
>I'm gonna enjoy fucking you dry, you filthy faunus whore!"
>Poor Sira goes tearful as he shove his impressive member into her.
>He furiously pulled her tail, as he continue to pound into her anus.
>By this time, she continue to desperately call out for Brutus…
>But no one came.
>Jasper goes on the edge, ready to blow his load again
>Spraying his Vacuo sperm over her tearful, and broken Sira
>Brutus shows up
>He grabs Jasper, and breaks his back
>Brutus is sad that his boss is deflowered by a corrupted soldier
>He hugs her, promising her that he'll hurt everyone who dares hurt her.
>>3604427
>Just watched a fistful of dollars
My nigga
>>3603943
go ahead.
btw Grimm here how do you want the new GQ to be?
>same
>More battles
>More fluff
>>3604496
>More fluff
>>3604496
>More battles
>More lewd
My opinion tough
Last time
>We got lewd action with the boards
>We were framed as murderers by virtue of rumours
>We proved that Nora has some stupid ideas sometimes
[What if we just get /ck/ in here and host a BBQ to brighten everyone's spirits? That can't possibly go wrong, right?]
Okay now someone is talking sense
"Now how about a BBQ instead? I know someone that might help us, much better than risking our lives again"
"You do?" Nora asks inquisitively "Then why haven't you presented him yet?"
"He's...quite elusive" You're not gonna just say the you can materialize the physical conception of cooking to Nora straight up "But don't worry I'll set something up, You go find a good spot and I'll take care of the rest"
"Okay cap'tain!" Nora does a faux military salute as she leaves the place
Now to find a private place to do this...
>Cont
>>3604567
didn't we summon /tv/ and /co/ right in front of her to tell her that the idea is stupid?
>>3604145
On mobile at gym.
Will post later.
>>3604567
Wait. This might be a bad idea...
>/ck/ cooking
>Nora wants steak
>Ketchup happens
>[TRIGGERED]
>>3604567
you head towards the males bathroom and sit on a toilet, wading trough the voices once more.
[didn't we summon /tv/ and /co/ right in front of her to tell her that the idea is stupid?]
Y-yes...and in hindsight it was dangerous and stupid, but I can fairly assume that when I do silly shit it's way more easier to be digested by the universe than normal serious stuff
I mean, I read comics once in a while too and I know this happens
You continue searching until you find /ck/, the board looks at you for a while before drinking some vodka and appearing in front of you
"...Oh hey! The name's Be/ck/y" a blonde woman in her late 20's with a white apron says as she appears in front of you, the air smelling with spices and meat "You summoned me for something about food I assume?"
You get a little bit bewildered by the situation, you honestly tought she was going to be a male
>"Y-yeah I was planning in making a BBQ?"
>"I tought you were a guy..."
> pull her out of the MALES bathroom before someone gets the wrong idea
>Specify
>>3604750
>"Y-yeah I was planning in making a BBQ?"
We can just say she's a trap.
>>3604750
[x] Making BBQ! Ribs all the way!
>>3604750
>"Y-yeah I was planning in making a BBQ?"
[dont be fooled it could be a trap!]
>>3604853
[You felt the last bulge. They very well might all be traps.]
[Jaune, if you wanna know if it's female. Do this as image related.]
>>3604750
[dont be fooled it could be a trap!]
[You felt the last bulge. They very well might all be traps.]
"Are you a guy?"
"No"
"Fuck!"
A big moment of silence passes between the two of you, before Be/ck/y just shrugs "It's not the first time that's happened" before resting her back on the wall of the toilet stall you're in "So what is it going to be?"
"I was planning on making a BBQ?" You say, not knowing in what way to put it without looking demanding
Be/ck/y just opens her eyes a little and pumps her arm "yus!" she seems to enjoy making BBQs
of course she enjoys making BBQs she's literally all about cooking
"So you'll help me?" you ask her
"Of course! how much meat do you want? You can summon my husband and we can go and capture some meat and stuff"
"Husband?" you wonder out loud if tans could even have relationships
"Yeah my husband /co/nrad, you summoned him earlier right?" Be/ck/y says as she opens the stall surprising some male students, while others just look at you and give you thumbs up
You facepalm to yourself as you follow Be/ck/y out of the bathroom
"But isn't /co/ about comics and cartoons?" you ask Be/ck/y "What can he do to get meat?" You wonder if he has superhero powers or something like that
"Well duh, he has the money" Be/ck/y looks at you like if you were a moron "I can probably still find enough with the money I have right now"
>Summon /co/nrad
>Don't summon /co/nrad
>other
>>3605144
Summon /co/nrad
>>3605144
>Summon /co/nrad
>tfw these boards have more character development than all of the RWBY main cast
>>3604372
mawwiage, that bwessed awwangement, that dweam within a dweam
>>3605144
>Summon /co/nrad
[do you think /co/ still salty about the ban?]
>>3605144
>Leaving a bathroom stall with a hot chick as she chats about her husband
Oh the rumours that will spread
>>3605333
[if anything, it misses us]
>>3605317
>that sneaky nip
of course.
>>3605563
[>/co/]
[>Changing its mind in less than a season.]
[Pffthahaha]
>Todd bangs over half the girls he meets
>Everyone on base thinks he's gay
Honestly, how did that even happen
>>3605757
Well at least bi.
You comply with her and summon /co/
What is the relationship between /co/ and /ck/?
......
Oooh
You enter into the once again empty hallway and from behind you a guy with a bandito mask and a blue trench coat appears "Look Jaune I did you that favor with Nora but you can't expec-" /co/nrad shuts up as he sees his wife "Hey honey...what are you even doing here?"
Be/ck/y just looks at /co/nrad with an icy glare "How come you know him and I don't?"
"I'ts work baby, work that I should have left in care of other CERTAIN people right now" /co/nrad says as he looks at you "Now for my answer"
"Jaune here needs our help with a Barbecue, for his friends!" Be/ck/y says with a smile on her face, she was ready to go for some cooking
/co/nrad seems to get bewildered for a moment "And what does that have to do with me? C'mon honey I just got my paycheck from the DC shills, I can't just spen-"
"You don't help me with this and you don't get happy fridays"
"Who want's some money!" /co/nrad says as he takes a wallet and starts looking trough a bunch of bills "Credits, dollars, pesos, rupees, goofydollars, zeni....Hey kid how do you call your money?
"Lien"
"Lien..Lien...Lien...Okay! here it is! I have some ! enough for a honest to god BBQ!"
"Great!" Be/ck/y says as she hugs /co/nrad "I know you're always the best my little hero
"You too my lil' cookie dough"
They start making eskimo kisses for 2 seconds before looking at you, not breaking from the hug
"So how big you want this to be?" Be/ck/y says as she looks at you, still hugging /co/nrad
>"Nothing big, just for me and my team"
>"I was going to invite the main characters, /Co/nrad knows what I'm talking about"
>"Well...there's this OC that happened to exist...and I would like to have people on my good side....Just get as much as you can"
>>3605757
He's just a deviant faunus. Nothing new, really.
Honestly though, I think they're just mad because the two most eligible bachelors on base are taken now.
>>3605839
also forgot picture
>>3605757
>Including Jill, there are at least two girls thirst for Izzy
>>3605892
That's a big at least. Problem is Jill is stiff competition that might be a little frightening.
>>3605839
Nothing big
[Better get in your tux, I do think Pyrrha looks good with a small black dress, and a ponytail.]
>>3606028
>Tux
Dude, BBQs are casual as fuck. One of the best parts about them.
>>3605839
>"Well...there's this OC that happened to exist...and I would like to have people on my good side....Just get as much as you can"
surely nothing can go wrong is a presumed murderer is hosting a BBQ!
>>3605892
wait, who's the other one?
>>3606006
But anon, Izzy hates Jill's guts.
>>3606081
Random Cafeteria Female who thinks Izzy is a lad.
>>3606111
And is very verbal about it. If she had people to listen instead of being afraid of Jill.
>>3605839
"Well...there's this OC that happened to exist...and I would like to have people on my good side....Just get as much as you can" You say truthfully
/co/nrad just looks at you slighlty with a face that just says that you're actively looking for sheneanigans
Be/ck/y just smiles even more since now she gets to cook for a full party "Okay then! We'll get to it!"
"We?"
"Well I need someone to help me get around! Y'know this place better than I do! so chop-chop"
/Co/nrad just groans as he gets dragged on by Be/ck/y trough the hallway
So I guess You now have to deal with everything else
>Call Nora to see how's she's doing
>Go and inform Ruby's team about it
>Inform your team about the BBQ
>Go find Carmen and tell her about the BBQ
>>3605757
>"Hey, you know how Todd and that Izzy guy are like, always together pretty much? I heard they even requested to shower together privately on the way here"
>"You know, I've got a mate down in the Operators and she said she saw Todd take Marinus down to his new quarters, and they stayed there till morning. Bit old for a slumber party aren't they?"
>"God, what a waste. Do you remember that White Fang he brought in, with the huge ass? They say the only thing she requested was to get fucked by him... and he turned it down! Can you imagine?!"
>"You know this one time I was sitting near Todd and that weird doctor in the cafeteria. she was pretty much down to fuck and he said no. In fact, I swear I heard Todd say he had a thing for getting pegged. I guess it makes sense, if the rumors about his... size are true there's no way he'd be able to pitch, it's just not anatomically possible"
"It's no surprise he's into weird shit. A few days ago I was at the gym and I saw him leave the girls changing room, and he was crossdressing."
"You know there's actual security footage of him trying to get it on with Officer Turquoise, what a manslut"
>"God, it sounds like he's a total freak"
>"Yeah"
>...
>"...I'd still fuck him though"
>"Oh totally"
>>3606395
>Inform your team about the BBQ
first, then Ruby's, then Carmen's
>>3606416
Seconding
>>3606403
Of course they only remember or hear the stuff that's supporting the gay thesis.
>>3606447
Well, most of the straight stuff happens behind closed doors
Million dollars but, you have have to get buttfucked by Todd in front of a crowd.
>>3606481
Who gets my million dollars when his dick kills me?
>>3606481
isn't there supposed to be a bad thing there?
>>3606481
Joke's on you! I'm a power bottom.
>>3606519
There's a male Goliath in the room with him.
>>3606447
>"But didn't he go with officer Soleil a few days ago?"
>Yeah, SHE'S the one he came out of the women's locker room with while cross dressing.
>Damn. Soleil is a solid superior, supporting him like that.
Literally everything else was 1 on 1
>TFW that cringy greentext about anon time traveling because he didn't want to experience bad shit predated RWBY Chibi
>>3606395
>Inform your team about the BBQ
>>3606577
>No no, he was an escort for some big who's daughter too
>Oh, I remember that... I guess we know why he got that operator promotion.
>If you ask the medical team, the Marinas foundation paid for some serious operation when he recently moved to Atlas.
>Yet another example of that standard Atlas brand slavery.
>Indentured servitude.
>Same shit when he didn't even need the operation.
>>3606577
He went to Prom with a cute girl, but he did claim to be doing that to help out a friend (the aforementioned butt-buddy)
There was also the time he ate food out of Mel's hands, but they'd probably just use that to make faunus jokes.
>>3606674
>are food out of Mel's hands
He ate more than food out of Mel.
>>3606698
Peaches are food, anon.
>>3606698
Yeah, but he didn't do that in public
...Yet
>>3606714
>Yet
Oh~
Tell me now if you guys are gonna keep messing with Mel while "married"
>>3606714
"Mel, I need your help. People think I'm gay, I want to show them I'm also into girls."
...
But they would just use that to make a faunus joke too.
>Something something copulate in the streets like dogs...
>>3606735
Well Izzy said she's okay with us sleeping around. More than once, even.
>>3606735
If Mel's okay with it than sure, Izzy is.
Of course, if Mel's not okay with Todd sleeping around, she probably wouldn't think any higher of him "cheating". She still might be thirsty enough to keep up the "It doesn't count as sex, so it's okay" shtick
>>3606789
I think Mel might even be less against it if we make her talk to Izzy about the subject, so she knows Izzy's okay with it.
Of course we can just send her to the harem doctor.
>>3606735
I don't intend to.
Izzy is the only character I've ever actually doki'd over.
>>3606143
>You will never get knocked up with Izzy's kids
Why even bother to live.
>>3606403
you move towards the table your Team was eating in, them looking at you and wondering where Nora went
"Team! I got good news! We're gonna have a BBQ!" You say to them as they look at each other
"We kinda already ate Jaune" Pyrrha says as she stands up with the empty tray
Oh right
"O-of course not for today, but for another day" you say as you rub your hair
"Oh in that case...Sure!" Pyrrha answers "And You Ren?"
"It would be good for team morale" Ren nods as he takes his own tray "Just us?"
"Uuuh no...I was planning on telling Ruby's team and the others" You tell Ren
"Hmmm, Don't know who among the other's might be, but if you find anyone that dosent actively hates us, then hey. even better" Ren says as he takes his tray "Seeya Jaune"
"Seeya"
What follows is a set of very akward calls and meetups to pinpoint where and when the actual BBQ would take place
(Meanwhile!)
You are Be/ck/y, chef supreme
And right now your husband is being a total dick
"I don't want to put stuff I don't even know existed in my food!"
"C'mon baby! you can practice with it! think of it as another ingredient" /co/nrad says as he holds some bags of multicolored dust "Besides the guys want it"
Do you really want it guys?
>yes
>no
>>3606735
Yeah, pretty much
Honestly, it was real cute; but nothing major has really changed. Izzy clearly already views the relationship like that.
>>3606882
>Yes
>>3606882
Yes, all the way.
>>3606735
A gypsy once told me that more than one waifu will ruin your laifu.
>>3606960
>Trusting a gypsy
Anon, we call them gypsies for a reason
>>3606882
>YES
[Test Test. You hear me, Be/ck/y? Does this work for you?]
[If so...it's a real shame you're married.]
>>3606960
She's just trying to get you out of the picture so she can take all the waifus for herself
>>3607075
>Todd was lonely and unfulfilled back on earth because his mom stole ever piece of ass he brought home
>>3606882
[Test Test. You hear me, Be/ck/y? Does this work for you?]
[If so...it's a real shame you're married.]
Oooh...Such gentlemen
"Baby, why do you tell me not to talk with the trash folk? They seem like such nice guys" you say to your husband as you motion him to buy the dust
"Don't let them sliver tounges get you honey, first they show you Loud house generals, then BAM you're schlicking with ponies getting inflated with semen!" He says while motioning the shopkeeper himself to pass the dust trough the register
"But don't your Lil' sis does that eveyday?"
"E/mlp/ is sick in the head and you know that hon" /co/nrad says as the shopkeeper tells him if he wants a save-on-dust more rewards card, prompting him to slam on the register and tell him to get a move on
You shrug as you look at the dust "Well whatever it is I don't wanna kill someone with it"
"Trust me you won't....BUT if you do...just pin it on me" /co/nrad says as the gentleman he is
"Oh my knight in shining armor"
"You know it"
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Okay! the day is here! saturday evening and you having to pay accomodation for the /co/ck/ couple
You still don't get tired of saying that
As you dress up, you wonder if you should summon more people as a thank you for helping you out, it certainly make you look better in their eyes
>Summon someone? (if so who?)
>Nah, they won't mind
>>3607244
What boards have we summoned thus far?
>>3607244
either
>summon who helped us thus far
or
>SUMMON EVERYONE
>>3607244
/v/
>>3607287
/out/ and /aco/
>>3607384
>And there's one we have to keep secret from the others.
huh? pretty sure the boards all know each other
>>3607444
No, I mean from everyone else.
We can't let them know we can use meme magic.
>>3607244
Summon /b/ael.
Do it.
[Try to hook up Becky and scout. A little ss never hurt Todd, so it's fine.]
>>3607539
[I think we have better chances with J/aco/lyn and Sc/out/.]
>>3607244
You remember that Sc/out/ and J/aco/lyn helped you before and you don't really wanna be a dick to them, so you summon them as you sit your bed, a cartoony *poof* appearing as J/aco/lyn lands with her butt straight in your face, sc/out/ landing on J/aco/lyn's shoulders
"hello pardner!" J/aco/lyn says as she keeps sitting on your face, her puffy crotch basically digging itself on your nose and mouth "You gonna tell me you name now?"
"ish jaun" you try to get words out but J/aco/lyn only giggles a little "That tickles stranger!"
"His name is Jaune!" Sc/out/ says as he points at you from atop J/aco/lyns shoulders, before looking around the room and getting grumpy "Are you seriously going to flim some /ss/?" Sc/out/ says in a pouty voice "Lewd of me will only happen outdoors"
"nubudy wansh tu fim noshing!" you shout making Ja/aco/lyn giggle even more
"You're doing it on purpose now Jaune!" The cowboy says as she keeps on giggling putting a hand on her face in a cutesy manner
>>3607617
>Pull the cloth aside and eat her out proper, like a gentleman
>>3607681
seconded
>>3607617
[Careful with the little D'arc. You don't want a barbecue dog. Trust me, I'm as close to a doctor as we have at the moment.]
>>3607681
Third
[What could go wrong?]
>>3607617
[Remember, trace the alphabet with your tongue, steady and consistent rhythm.]
>>3607617
>This is what happens when I don't write >cont
Okay you guys seem to want the lewds badly
you want this to happen? there's a good chance you'll miss the party
and someone missing the party is just fucked up
>Do it (Nora will remember this)
>Don't do it
>>3607617
[it's his first time, J/aco/lyn. Be gentle]
>>3607839
>Don't do it
[Just give her a little tease of what's to come, you don't want to eat too much when you have a big meal planned.]
>>3607839
has someone of the boards time stopping ability?
if not
>Don't do it
we'll have enough chances later. not like J/aco/lyn is hard to find or hard to seduce
>>3607839
Don't
>>3607839
>Don't do it
Nora is pretty unstable right now, she's seen some shit. The whole BBQ business was for her after all.
>>3607902
[seconded]
>>3607839
In the words of Sheev ; Do it.
>>3607902
I'd second the quote.
[Pull the cloth aside and eat her out proper, like a gentleman]
.....
You honestly consider it, since she seems to be asking for it....
but then you remember that Nora is pretty unstable right now and you've gotta be a team leader
[Just give her a little tease of what's to come, you don't want to eat too much when you have a big meal planned.]
still....
you put your hands on J/aco/lyn pussy and push her upward with some strenght, lifting J/aco/lyn, making her moan seductively a bit
"Yay!" Sc/out/ says as he enjoys the ride
You settle for having J/aco/lyn just sit on your chest, your boner pretty much permanent for at least half an hour
"Look! what I was going to say is...I am going to invite you to a b-"
"Boranic garden?"
"BJ fest?"
"Bug catching competition?"
"Buttchugging party?"
"Baby seal appreciation day?"
"Baby seal appreciation day?" you and J/aco/lyn asks out loud
"It's the best day for baby seals!" Sc/out/ says making another pouty face
"No! A barbecue! You're officially invited! to a Barbecue! BBQ!"
The room stays silent before both girls cheer on you, making you lose some air as J/aco/lyn lifts her legs and puts all her weight on her butt and in your chest
"Yaaaay!" both of them say as they get up
>"You're not going outside like that tough" While looking at J/aco/lyn
>"Okay let's go"
>Call anyone and see how they're doing
>>3608096
>"You're not going outside like that tough" While looking at J/aco/lyn
Just now it dawns on me that it might not be the best idea to have J/aco/lyn around when meeting the others...
but we should still be thankful
>>3608096
>"Okay let's go"
[You're a good kid, Jaune. I don't know if I'd have the willpower to do what you just did.]
[J/aco/lyn, literally diamonds. That is all.]
>>3608194
Seconding.
[Since you have the power of summoning the boards, have you tried summoning memes?]
>>3608096
>>"Okay let's go"
I have a feeling that no amount of clothing would be able to restrain her lewdness
>>3608387
[Any attempts would definitely result in comical stretching to the opposite effect.]
Has anyone mentioned that it's weird that Izzy is dark skinned, yet her mom and dad have fair skin where Jill has fair skin yet her donors are Jill's dad and Lynnette?
>>3608503
Izzy's mom has fair skin?
>>3608503
Either you're deeply confused, or you're CYOA teasing us about something we haven't realized yet.
>>3608503
We neither saw Izzy's dad nor mom.
>>3608563
Izzy's dad is literally just some anime character. I can't remember who though. CYOA talked about it a while back.
>>3608563
We saw someone who was probably Izzy's dad during PengQuest
And Izzy get's her darker skin from her mom, Peng
>>3608096
"Okay let's go" You say as you get up, not really caring to adress J/aco/lyns dress code
[You're a good kid, Jaune. I don't know if I'd have the willpower to do what you just did.]
Well she kinda was asking for it...
[J/aco/lyn, literally diamonds. That is all.]
"Well thanks Mister!" J/aco/lyn says as she looks at you "You tell Trish I said hi!"
[Since you have the power of summoning the boards, have you tried summoning memes?]
What the hell is a meme?
You ponder this as you walk out of your room, making team CFVY (Who where leaving out of their rooms) have their jaw drop as they see you go out with one almost naked hot babe and one little kid
Velvet especially just goes red and enters the room first before anyone else
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You arrive in a simple park, with some wooden tables and /ck/ already cooking by herself /co/nrad resting in the shade and reading comics
Carmen's team is spot on, and you see her, the massive woman from before who you never got her name, A girl with a black jacket and a camera and a thin guy dressed in ninja garbs, all of them eating and chatting among themselves mostly
Nora herself is sitting talking to Ren while Pyrrha is dressed way sharply than before, eating by herself
Ruby's team on the other hand are eating like beasts Blake eating what looks like fish sandwiches while ruby and Yang are having an eating competition
Weiss herself is hardly eating anything
>what do you do?
(Meanwhile!)
You are Be/ck/y
and right now you need a choice being taken care of!
My husband said to ask you first since you were more in touch with this but I don't know!
So I've been using the dust like you guys said and I'm preparing it for the main dish! but I dunno to who give it too!
So to who should I give the Dust covered burgers too?
>Write in
>>3608644
>Nora
Maybe it's lightning dust, she probably eats that shit for breakfast
>>3608644
[How many are there? J/aco/lyn and Nora.]
>>3608644
as Jaune
>ask Nora to help you win the eating competition
[Also, we have to shag Velvet. We literally have more than a dozen CYOAs and never got to sexually bully the bun, even though we had plenty of chances. Jaune, my hopes rest in you.]
as Be/ck/y
>Sc/out/
>>3608644
Give Nora some Lightning Dust for her burger.
[Well Jaune, a meme is a manifestation of the board. For example, if have /v/ you'll summon an entity of that said board.]
[If you summon a meme like this, you'll be rekting casuls in no time.]
>>3608752
Forgot, the Bracket quote is for Jaune.
>>3608752
[That's not what a meme is, dipshit. Do you not know about the popular culture of the internet?]
>>3608803
[Ey man, I tried. Surely, Jaune never heard Pop culture.]
>>3608752
[Giantdad is probably too much for this world of casuals]
>>3608644
[Hey Jaune, how do you like your steak cooked]
Sorry for taking too long brb a while
gotta take care of shizzle
So tell me how it feels that RWBY only got better when Monty died.
>>3609186
Fine, I guess? I mean, it's obviously a shame that he died, he was a great animator. But he only seemed to care for animating, and the story came second (See the 2nd half of Vol 2).
>>3608644
>Nora herself is sitting talking to Ren while Pyrrha is dressed way sharply than before, eating by herself
>Pyrrha pulling all stops to impress us
>We still prefer Nora over her
for shame
>>3608644
Okay so give the dust burgers to Nora and Sc/out/
Meanwhile Jaune goes and tag teams Yang and Ruby in the eating contest
is this correct?
>>3609350
Necrophilia is bad anon
>>3609350
And now... We begin the Pyrrha suffering. If we get a hand holding scene in V2 iirc... Cuck her at the last second.
>>3609381
Sounds good to me.
What do you think J/aco/lyn looks like without her mask?
>>3609750
Kinda like this
>>3609750
Not very different from how she looks with the mask
>>3609750
But the mask adds intrigue.
>>3609809
That's not terrible, though.
>>3609809
>>3609809
Fuck you guys you're nailing my fetishes
you keep on doing this and Imma be unable to control myself
Nora and Sc/out/? Sc/out/ might have a heart attack....meh he's had worse happen to him!
(meanwhile!)
Pyrrha looks kinda alone....
That's what you would have said if you weren't already sneaking behind Nora and stealth booping her from behind
"Huh? Jaune!" She says her mood brightening while Ren looks at you for a while "Great idea captain!"
"You know it" You assure Nora as you pat her on the head
You look at Yang and Ruby and see them eating like animals giving you another idea
"Wanna tag team and beat their butts?" You say as you point at the girls while looking at Nora
"Do I? Is that a challenge?"
"It is what you want it to be"
Meanwhile Ren only looks at you and gives you a clint eastwood stare
>>3609908
[I think Ren wants to partner up with her instead. Don't cuck your bro, mate]
>>3609908
don't worry Ren, we'll fuck you too.
Also I might've overlooked that Pyrrha is alone so...we should make sure to do something to her after the contest.
Errrm, I mean WITH her, of course.
>>3609908
Full steam ahead
>>3609908
[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HjjDOdaFZg0]
>>3609908
>Meanwhile Ren only looks at you and gives you a clint eastwood stare
I'd kinda like to see that drawn.
In any case, don't worry bruh, we're gonna get Nora out of your hair so you can finally have some peace and quiet
Am I the only person who wants to ship J/aco/lyn to everyone? We still gonna ship /aco/-tan x Jaune
>>3609908
>Fuck you guys you're nailing my fetishes
>you keep on doing this and Imma be unable to control myself
That's what I want. Jackie can take Pyrrha's place post volume 3.
>>3610121
I mainly want to see sh/out/aco/n happening
>>3610034
You keep on doing that and I'm gonna make sure the Rojo's appear once we undoubdetly kill Cinder before she even does anything, because I know you guys can pull it off
>>3609908
You go to Ruby's table, already a bunch of plates left in the table
"Hey girls" You say as Yang waves at you, not taking her eyes away from her food, Ruby on the other hand puts her food on the plate and actually looks at you
"Thanks for the invitation Jaune!" Ruby says as she streches her legs and pats her belly "I haven't eaten this much since forever! You have to tell me the name of the cook!"
"Her name is Be/ck/y"
"Becky?"
"No, no Be/ck/y"
You now realize that only you can probably pronounce the actual names of the boards... interesting...
"Forget it...anyway! We were wondering if you were up to a competition" you say as you look at Ruby
"Taking someone while their out....Cowards way" Ruby says as she slips into the grasps of morpheus sleep
"I can take you on" Yang says, staring at her food the whole time
>"Okay"
>"Both of us?"
>"Both of us?" while putting an arm over Nora's shoulder
>>3610153
>Jackie can take Pyrrha's place post volume 3
She deserves better than that
>>3610202
Both of us?
>>3610202
>"Both of us?" while putting an arm over Nora's shoulder
I wanna fuck that battery
>>3610153
>Thinking cowboy girls are my main fetish
>Thinking some sexy pictures can make me lose my way of my true fetish
You think wrong Jackie might hit some spots, but she's still not top billing
>>3610202
>>"Both of us?" while putting an arm over Nora's shoulder
I knew what I wanted when I came here
>>3610244
Might aswell ship Nora
We wanna cuck Pyrrha, and make her suffer.
[Jaune, y'know Pyrrha has a strong liking to you... Cuck her to death.]
>>3610202
>>"Both of us?"
>>3610314
[Why bother? Cinder is gonna do that anyway]
>>3610314
[Actually, Pyrrha probably hasn't a strong liking of us, since we didn't do any of the stuff for what she would like Jaune]
>>3610202
>"Both of us?" while putting an arm over Nora's shoulder
[Jaune, I'm gonna be straight with you. The plans I'm pushing you towards here? You honestly may not be strong enough, your body may not survive the harrowing trial of booping Nora.]
[My advice, head to Atlas a get a cyberpelvis to withstand the oncoming storm]
>>3610314
[You're a bad man, Sleepy. Ren is a cool guy, he doesn't deserve this.]
>>3604145
http://pastebin.com/u/Chinote
Haven't updated AERO since Chapter XI, though. Might add XII and XIII tonight.
Or maybe continue XIV...
Nah, I think my primary audience goes to bed around now.
>>3610366
[I guess without the bully/training business they won't really be as close. But Pyrrha was designated romantic interest as far back as her introduction, she was doomed from the beginning]
>tfw J/aco/lyn branding Jaune
>/aco/ is written on his D'Arc
>Jaune finds it painful
>>3610432
just run it, you can just pause if nobody responds and continue when people respond
also, goodnight
>>3610495
But he's interested in this quest.
"Both of us?" You say while you put your arm over Nora, making her sartle and get some shades of red on her face
meanwhile Ren....
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fzw34HKjfjU&list=PLmYc9gG3yj8QR9ea6_pTeS5oZJhf8Ffiw
You don't really wanna look at Ren right now
"I'll take you all!" Yang shouts as she takes a piece of meat and stuffs it in her mouth, raising the roof o\with her hands, munching on the meat like an animal
"She really likes the food..." Ruby says as she scoots over to let you sit
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Oh god
You failed, you failed tremedously
Yang and Nora are in a heated battle eating meat like barbarians, at some point they stopped using plates and Be/ck/y just puts the meat on the table for them to munch on
Talking about meat where the hell did she got so many?!
Oh god you don't even wanna think about food
Both teams are cheering each of the contestant
Carmen's team just looks from the sidelines amazed
J/aco/lyn seems to be trying to seduce the ninja guy in Carmen's team
Sc/out/ is playing with some squirrels by himself while /Co/nrad watches over him
Be/ck/y herself seems to be taking out some weirdly colored burgers
>Pass out, you deserve it
>Get away from the table and do some other stuff (Specify)
>>3610495
Sorry, my spaghetti spilled hard, and got mixed up. I still wanted to see J/aco/lyn brand the D'Arc.
>>3610580
Pass out
>>3610544
We don't know that yet
Ren could be sizing us up to see if we're actually worthy for Pyrrha
Or he thinks we're a sleazebag since we arrived with a half naked chick and pull out contacts from out of our ass
Or maybe he really wants to fuck the battery who knows
>>3610580
>go talk to Pyrrha
>>3610580
>Walk it off you pussy, go hang out with Ren.
>>3610580
>>Get away from the table and do some other stuff
Watch what happens with the dust burgers... from a distance
>>3610580
>go talk to Pyrrha
I think you can combine some of those votes.
>>3610580
>Pass out, you deserve it
>>3610624
Changing this to hang out with Ren.
[Maybe you should talk to flower boy here.]
>>3610723
>tfw all boards disappear when we pass out
Need a tie-breaker
>Talk to Pyrrha
>Talk to Ren
>>3610811
Pyrrha
>>3610811
>>Talk to Ren
>>3610836
[Thinking about J/aco/lyn, could Pyrrha be alright for a threesome with us?]
>>3610811
>pyrrha
>>3610811
>Ren
Nero better flip a coin.
>>3610811
Ren
Flipped my cellphone
Ren is home screen and Pyrrha is back side
Writing for Ren now
You step away from the table, letting Nora and Yang duke it out
You turn your head to see what's arou-
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mLXQltR7vUQ
......
Okay you're gonna have to address that
You walk towards Ren steel will and ironclad resolve in hand
Ren dosen't say anything, but moves a chair with his legs for you to sit in
you sit in and the air seems to become more dusty, like if a sandstorm where to take you all over...
but you know that's not true....
it's just this moment in time and space
>Let him say the first word
>"So we're gonna fight over Nora now?"
>"So what seems to be your problem today Ren?"
>>3611363
Let him say something.
>>3611363
Let's hear his words of death and life.
>>3611363
>>Let him say the first word
>>3611363
>Let him say the first word
C'mon Ren, if you want something then say it.
We promise we won't pull a Snails on you
>>3611363
you wait for Ren to talk, it seems like hours, but in reality is only a minute or two
In the end, he looks at Nora "Do you know how long I've been Nora's friend?"
"Long time, I'm sure if it"
"Exactly" he says as he gets up and starts walking to a more empty space, away from any eye, you follow him attentively "And I know her like the back of my hand...just like a sister"
He turns towards you, looking like an old western incarnate
"And I'll protect her like my sister"
>"You don't trust me?"
>"Dude she's more than a sister to you"
>Say nothing
>Other
>>3611639
>"Dude she's more than a sister to you"
>>3611639
"Are you sure that's all she is to you?"
>>3611639
Dude she's more than a sister.
>>3611639
>"You don't trust me?"
>>3611639
You sure about that?
[Incest is best, put your sister to the test.]
>>3611639
>>"You don't trust me?"
Yeah big bro, you did a great job at protecting her from those Grimm back then.
>>3611939
Are you sure you don't?
>>3611939
I mean, they're all but one are pretty much the same vote.
>>3611802
Changing this to "Do you trust me?"
>>3611639
This can only be settled with a high noon duel.
"You don't trsut me?" You ask as you distance yourself a little from Ren knowing what's gonna happen
"I trust you as a leader. Not as someone that could make Nora happy"
"That's a lot of theories y'know"
"You came here with a half naked woman, Velvet can't even look at you straight in the eye, and Rumours run that you got out of a bathroom with a 30 something lady...a male's bathroom"
Wow rumours run quick around here
"Is that all? I'm pretty sure she's more than a sister to you"
Ren dosen't say anything "Y'know what's going to happen here" while drawing his weapons
you say nothing as you do the same and the high noon sets upon the park, a thunder hitting somewhere
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KPTjUVS57sk&list=PLmYc9gG3yj8QR9ea6_pTeS5oZJhf8Ffiw&index=11
(Meanwhile!)
OH GOD WHY
YOU TOLD ME IT WAS OKAY FOR HER TO EAT THIS STUFF
/CO/NRAD WAS RIGHT YOU SILVER TOUNGUED DEVILS
(And that's it for now)
(Same spiel as always, say what is inside your heart and there's a good chance I'll hear it)
>>3612250
>While drawing his weapons.
[Ren, that's murder. Also can we not do this at a party?]
[Can't we make Ren fight Nora's Ex boyfriends before fighting him?]
https://youtu.be/BkF2cmBx8a8
Why DON'T we use boards as stands? Their fighting power is even worse defined than RWBY.
Yknow what we haven't done and will now immediately net a ton of free points for the arbitrary shop?
Spoiler game!
>>3613126
Chloe is pregnant.
>>3613126
How long has Izzy considered us married/engaged?
Will the wedding ceremony be before, after, or during the likely boss fight with our father-in-law?
That's all I got for now, but might think up more.
>>3613664
>Ceremony
For the wedded couple. Will Todd and Izzy have to be a "civil union" because Izzy's registered as a male?
>>3613126
Does Izzy prefer being Izzy or Isabelle?
Which of the BTCHs is Izzy closest/friendliest with (mutually, not Jill's one sided mess)?
Is Wen actually a whore on the side now?
Tell me more about Scuttlebutt
>>3613126
How does Mel feel about Todd banging Chloe?
Does she want the TC even more now?
>>3613900
I bet Mel wants a ride on the TC so she doesn't feel left out.
>>3613126
You don't have to give names, but how many girls' routes closed last night?
>>3613825
Scuttlebutt is a malicious Turtle who wears a mask.
Nobody knows any more than that.
>>3613712
I want you to imagine this response in the voice of red Forman.
I know what a ceremony is you dumbass.
>>3613825
They are interchangeable for her preference.
Tangerine has a grudging respect for her. Chloe tolerates and acts friendly with her because Jill asked her to. Mel is passive aggressive with her because she thinks that Izzy is shady.
This response might be out of order I had to stop in traffic and deal with that while I was typing it.
>>3613975
Closed? Routes don't close. They change.
A minimum of five routes changed.
>>3614136
>Mel is passive aggressive with her because she thinks that Izzy is shady.
I mean, she not entirely wrong
>>3614270
I didn't say she was.
Mel's an excellent judge of character.
