/tf2g/ - twentysixdollar fortress 2 general
please keep it cute
i made a cheese omelette
i think it is funny how 26dollar looks somewhat happy but the caption above her is "depressed retard"
this is me btw
whom are you bending over for
nooo
im stalking prey
cant you see
this is me
is that a cat
it looks like a cat
it's an alien from space patrol dandy
it's a betelgeusian
so yes a cat
oooh okay
its very cute
13th for thicc waifus
14th for thicc husbandos
do the cock suckers hate me
im my own tf2gfu
*jerks it to mirror image*
no they actually like you and want you to come back so they can watch anime with you
i want the cocksuckers to leave this thread
oh
true 14th poster was very kind to give me his post for thicc husbandos
thank u
you are well, cum
even kids with downs can have nice hair
thicc is disgusting
i like fit figures myself
someone who works out and stays healthy shows signs of a healthy mind
>>3598885
thats not true
im fucking bonkers desu
>disliking thicc
wew lads
b*nk!
how the fuck do you like fat people
ew
do the cock suckers really not hate me
they're very soft and warm and cuddly and cute
sucking cock is a sin
how do i shave my legs and not have them come out looking disgusting
get an epilator
>they're very soft and warm and cuddly and cute
they're sweaty and greasy and smelly and disgusting to look at
that's only true sometimes
also that can potentially be hot too
>potentially hot
ew ew ew ew ew
not ew
weh
uwu
hwat
tfw i'll never cuddle an exhausted qt bf fatty who's sweaty from coming up the stairs to my bedroom
god dammit
god damn u people are gross
it's probably just me
>tfw no soldier main bf that makes me suck his dick while he stomps a pub and frags my pussy afterwards
i opposite of hate my tf2gfu
go jerk your tf2gfu's cock on steam instead of here
i LOVE my tf2gfu
>>3599732
>steam
you mean stream
i wish
the fags don't live anywhere near each other
i bet they've never even traded nudes
thats really ungay
fucking faggots
how are cocks ungay
because a women wants one
me on the left
all me
are you me
yes look
*is u* hahah
oh
*kills self*
that means you die too !
im too shy to talk to my tf2gfu
*is died*
damn
i will talk to your tf2gfu instead of you
i feel C-U-C-K-E-D
>i feel keked
what did he mean by this
this is my tf2gfu's cat
[spoiler]i wish i was also my tf2gfu's cat[/spoiler]
>he
:x
sorry i can only have one cat
wait no
i have like three cats
i guess you could be the fourth one then
;)
does he fuck his cats or something
call animal control if he does thats fucked up
what the heck i do not fuck my cats
i love them and kiss their cute little heads and that's it
kiss their [spoiler]benis[/spoiler] head
ew no
cat benis is weird and gross
am i gross and weird
i have 69 hours in a videogame
if i play any longer it will not be a joke number anymore
should i never touch the game ever again?
keep playing it if you like it
then get a meme game and idle hours until a meme number
recommend a meme game
any anime game
go go nippon or something is pretty memey since star made a video about it
major/minor or something AKA that furry game
undertale
bad rats
[spoiler]team fortress 2[/spoiler]
i wish i could talk to people
I get get the "hi, how are you" etc. out, it's keeping conversations going that I have trouble with.
yeah same
i'm scared of starting conversations because i know i have nothing to talk about and it fucking sucks
i like keeping the ball rolling when im having a convo with anyone
i dont enjoy talking to people when there is nothing to talk about
talk about me
i like myself, i lift weights 6 days a week and drink 3 protein shakes every single day
sit on my lap im going to tell you a story
wow
are your muscles big
do you have a strong cock
they arent as big as it may sound but they are clearly noticable
can you post a picture of your muscles/cock
would you rather like to be fucked by a /fit/ guy or fuck a twink
not that anon but
thicc > twink > fit
i'd put strongfat with thicc tho
fucked
i would only fuck someone if he was really cute or if i really liked him
i want a twink qtboi to cuddle in bed with
do you like to fuck thicc guys or be fucked by them
i wouldnt want to get close to a fat guy
fat guys are absolutely disgusting
i'd cuddle, then fuck, then be fucked by a thicc qt
then we'd cuddle again
thats disgusting
what the UFCK is this thread about
who knows
its about me
cant you read
why does no one respond to posts directly
@3605591
because fuck you
There's no need to reply in a thread as slow as this.
your mom is slow
so is there no cntext to miss out on here
this isn't tem fortress 2 then
no this is just a bunch of literal whos who also at some point installed and played a game called tf2
so it's a gathering for tf2g rejects who want to hang out together
yikes, that's sad
get a discord or something
But then I can't shitpost anonymously.
so who are you
why'd you get booted from tf2g
>booted from tf2g
not that guy but i'm just a /trash/man who's been here for like 20 threads or something
I haven't been booted from /tf2g/, I just like hanging out here.
same
no one is booted here from anywhere
why do you think i said we are whos
tfw you have a qt friend who you find really attractive and would totally cuddle
tfw you find some random person's character or fursona or some shit and they look exactly like said friend but furry
tfw looking at porn of him is incredible because it's like you're looking at porn of said friend by proxy but it also reminds you that you'll never actually cuddle them
what is this feel
it's called being a GAY FAGGOT
^^link us the fursona or smt
you guys wouldn't like it
he's thicc and involved in a bunch of fetishey shit
dotsy isn't cute
thicc is disgusting but link it anyways i wanna see
why link
i can just post it right
whatever pic it is will probably have mildly odd fetish stuff though because the artist is into that
no you must link
i demand proof
well then i'll link a few in descending order of how much they look like him to me
http://d.facdn.net/art/mango-lynx/1465183661/1465091663.mango-lynx_joystickjiggler27.jpg
http://d.facdn.net/art/mango-lynx/1464535383/1464535383.mango-lynx_mangobutt.jpg
http://i.4cdn.org/trash/1466460311690.jpg
http://d.facdn.net/art/mango-lynx/1438756903/1438756903.mango-lynx_some_tentacles.jpg
http://d.facdn.net/art/mango-lynx/1421737957/1421737957.mango-lynx_02.png
obviously ignore the tentacles and hypno shit
the first one is maybe slightly chubbier than my friend but it's the one that made me realize it looks like him and i can't unsee it
i think he's very cute
>>3607036
what the fug, that usually works
in fact 4chan-x even embeds them for me, i'm not sure why it's fucked for you
i'll just post the first one then, sorry if it's offputting to you weirdos who can't into thicc
also http://i.4cdn.org/trash/1466460311690.jpg should still work
that's as gross as i expected it to be
sorry
>>3607088
it does show the embed button but instead of image it just puts a missing image icon
also ive seen worse
im not surprised thats someone's fetish
best fetish coming through
i think you meant to post this
>>3607189
yeah that one works but the other just show this
>>3607213
that is not best
how come last thread we had like 30 ips and now we dont even have half?
i heard something like human's ip connection is dynamic and so every post or so by him is a new ip so he basically cant get banned
is that true?
dynamic ip means that he can change his ip by resetting his router
oh i thought it just meant bad connection to it resets ever so often
>start playing game
>get better at playing the game
>enter a stage where game gets very hard
>give up and put it off for another day
>didnt touch the game in 3 months
>dont remember how to play the game
>cant even pass the stage
>uninstall
the game was probably good but i wish it wasnt messy
i shaved my balls and now they itch even though i was very carfeful
still waiting for asshole to be posted
he's not gonna do it
fucking pussy
cool
>>3610251
why is this a gif
why not
i imagine small file size
the image only uses two colors so why not
i cant zoom in on it with a phone app if its a gif file even though its 1 frame
don't blame anon
i'm pretty sure that's just how the comic guy uploads them
oh okay
dumb comic guy
his comics arent even that funny
i think they are
i like that dumb kind of humor when it's done well and not just LE RANDOM HAHA
i'm the guy who posted a few a while back and i agree
he misses more than he hits though imo
reply to me
@3613656
okay
}}3613656 (You)
i miss
(You)
post the sniper fucking the widowmaker
awooooooo
why do women have to exist
do you hate women
i dont particularly like them
why
they seem to nearly all be shallow and boring and just cause trouble
*reads manga*
is reading manga really a cute hobby
yes
you should do it
um
do you like buy physical manga or pirate it
what device do you read it on
i download it usually either from nyaa or bakabt
i have a nexus 7 and read on that, the application I use is Perfect viewer, simply because it was the first one I found that seemed decent and could read from archives
im a perfect viewer
*views you*
*opens asshole*
i dont want to do anything
I don't want to be anything.
this is only possible if you end your existence
which only means you don't know what you really want
but at the same time it means those are lies
i suggest that you look for what you want to be and what you want to do
maybe you are already doing it
dong it
*dongs you&
oh
*ums*
um
>try to make helpful comments on [spoiler]reddit[/spoiler]
>nobody ever replies or votes
go away from [spoiler]there[/spoiler]
stay away from [spoiler]there[/spoiler]
do not go to [spoiler]there[/spoiler]
>>3619250
just because you think you are being helpful, doesn't mean you are helpful
post some of your comments
no it just means you are inexperienced
but that is okay for now just keep doing what you do
i will try
>>3619325
bad opinions are downvoted
good opinions are upvoted
even "am i the only one around here who thinks..." are just people thinking they are different but are just mistaking it for common sense
>>3619359
different subreddits have different communities with different voting habits
except for the defaults
i think
>>3619435
it all boils down to circlejerk subreddits and "haha funny picture have an upvote my good sir" subreddits
boil me
*boils you and eats you*
mmmhm
i love hunan flesh
>>3619250
when i made comments there i'd usually get downvoted even when i was correct
making insulting or inflammatory comments got me lots of upvotes though
>>3619957
>when i made comments there i'd usually get downvoted even when i was correct
explaining your point would help maybe
they cant read your mind
>>3620021
that made no difference
>>3620042
there must have been something else wrong with your comment then
i dont think i can help you further without seeing some comments you've made
>>3620096
my account got shadowbanned eventually so the profile and comment history are gone
oh
you need to practice convincing people your opinion is right
its the key to success
whats the key to me
>>3620133
but here's a few
>kirihime -2 points 1 year ago*
melee uses the same hitboxes as projectile
>kirihime -4 points 1 year ago
the caber is an awful weapon idea and it'd be just as stupid on the soldier
>kirihime 0 points 1 year ago
it allows you to deny jumpers with minimal skill or effort, gives free minicrits on scout and anyone else who jumps, and is just generally obnoxious
it's not as bad as on pyro but it's still pretty stupid
would it be balanced? well, it wouldn't be op, but that doesn't mean it'd be fair or skillful in any way
i'd rather see demo lose it than soldier get it
>kirihime -8 points 1 year ago
vac bans should expire after a year
there's no reason for them to be permanent
that said most of my hot opinions got upvoted
it says you're typing a message
>>3620336
lol dont got on /r/tf2 dumb dumb
the whole thing is just lols
there is no actual discussion except complaints from shitters about "overpowered" weapons
i feel like crying again
what's bothering you, little pal
nothing desu
well then it will be alright, won't it
i dont know
probably
come on now
i feel better now
*feels better now*
*PETS you*
i woke up
good evening
hey
hi
reminder that trannies are degenerates
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dtCyepuLt8Q
i love and accept you how you are but you dont have to be a fucking faggot about it
i want to shave my legs
what do i tell people when they ask why i shave my legs
That you like the way it feels and that it's your personal preference and thus none of their business, desu.
>>3628451
say you sweat a lot and heard it helps
thanks that's nice
now how do i justify the skirt
say that youre scottish
how do i justify my long nails and hair
say you like metal
now how do i justify my vagina
you don't know here it came from either
you gals are silly
im not a gal
what if your boy bits got removed after an accident
He still wouldn't be a girl.
what if
then
who
Dotsy isnt cute.
Yes she is!
>She
>>She
>>>/She/
i want a shy qt twink boyfriend
dotsy isn't cute
>>3635761
How come?
what the fuck is this thread
this thread is literally the fuck
i made coffee
brewed?
i'd like some espresso
can i have some
here
*gives it to you*
*thanks you*
thanks
*whips it out*
um
*puts it in you*
im in you
*is in you*
ow
that's my nose dude
oh! sorry! *licks your nose*
but she breathes from there
a g-g-g-girl? i thought you were a boy! >//<
can ""girls"" be girls
yes
i think
oh a ""girl""
*continues to lick ""her""*
*kills everyone*
oops
ow
oh
sorry
HEROES NEVER DIE-UGH
it's 21°C here
i HATE it
*cools you with his cool body*
