Zootopia Thread: Seal Chumpy is beautiful edition
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I need names and personalities for them, I figured its about time we gave the four Tiger dancers some names and personalities.
>>3594036
Tony
Hobbes
Tiny
and Daniel
;^)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iUI5uLysKaE
This song makes no sense for bellweather to have on her play list.
man, FUCK BUNANON
got me hooked on that god damn rabbit song
stupid sweet catchy music
>>3594137
each playlist was meticulously composed though. We need to go deeper.
>>3594036
Dear GOD
post dewlap
>When you ask Judy what her favorite activity is.
>>3594066
I was thinking more romanticized like Romeo or Ricardo. I do like hobbs though.
Hey, shill time? Maybe? Why not!
I may have made a mistake in that "Nobody likes Gideon", but for those that do (or at least can tolerate him) and who enjoy rough, bondage-heavy sodomy as much as I do, there's this that I just finished:
http://pastebin.com/zjQwNPX4
*cough*I might do an alternate with this being Nick*cough*
Anyways, this is a rough 1.1 draft, so please take a look. Please make comments, nit-picking statements, and so on. And thanks for reading very much.
>>3594351
I like Gideon, thanks anon.
>>3594036
SO DAMN HOT
>>3594343
Gabriel is a sexy name.
>>3593810
Jesus Christ my heart skipped a beat cus I thought I somehow put my address
Thankfully it was the other Hawaiian anon :^)
>>3594343
What about Basil?
>>3594361
You're very welcome, man.
>>3594378
Mililani is close by, but that's a lot of area while the other fucker put his street name down. If it makes you feel better I'm only on the is fucking island until the end of June.
>>3594361
I like Gid, too.
Especially when he cucks Bonnie.
I found a small stash of fanart I haven't seen posted here before, so I'll share a few findings
Hawaiian Anons Fuck WHEN
Texan Anons Fuck WHEN
>>3594413
hawaii anons are pure. PURE!
>texas anons need to go "AAAAA" and fire revolvers up in the air
>still no new markers within 100 miles
Works for me. I mean, I wouldn't even do anything if one popped up across the street, it'd just be something to know about.
Should, just for the novelty factor, I read one of these?
http://archiveofourown.org/tags/One%20Direction%20(Band)/works
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ySLUNs7i0ds
Does Judy screams like this?
oh my god I love this one
>>3594413
>texas anons
Those 3 are like 4 hours way.
[pretendspoiler]side's I'm shy[/spoiler]
>>3594444
that judy is fucking scary
>>3594448
But are you dom, sub, or switch though?
And also twink, twunk, bear, or what?
>>3594434
How on earth do you just grab a rabbit?
>Spend a long time getting invested in this Gideon thing.
>Write it.
>Am able to go to bed now.
>Feel the urge to not sleep as well as not feel tired really.
FUUUCCCCKKKKK
>linework
>>3594425
>Dont callme that
>SとワeTw...
>>3594463
With your hands
It s not that hard if they dont see you comming
>>3594478
What about it?
>>3594482
Could be tricky.
>>3594406
>implying that Oahu is shit
I swear, I have not met a single mainlander who likes living here, It's pretty funny.
Also get the fuck to sleep its 2:30 am
>>3594413
pic related
>>3594461
The big V to the first.
The heck is a thwunk?
>>3594463
http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=b8c_1417703069
With your mouth
>>3594493
I like these soft, warm slightly fuzzy lines. Personal preference, really.
>>3594448
Love is stronger than distance, anon.
>>3594019
>Two (embed) s
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>3594508
come make me
>>3594521 (embed)
Calm down.
>>3594242
>man, FUCK BUNANON
That feel when you will never see Bunanon being used as a multiple-predator bottom in a poly relationship with at least two prey holes filled at once.
>>3594521
Fuck did not see that. Just copied 'n pasted the last one.
>>3594508
IT'S 7:30AM IN TEXAS AND I'M STILL AWAKE
HOW ABOUT THAT
>HOW
>ABOUT
>THAT
>>3594444
Good Nick.
Bad Judy.
Also checked.
>>3594508
Just meet up with them at least.
You don't have to progress beyond some light dry humping and simple kissing for the thread's sakes.
>>3594425
source?
>>3594510
There was a Weaver comic about it I think. Twunk being "twink' plus "hunk" as in a muscular dude that's skinny with some feminine features and fucks like a, erm, rabbit.
>>3594529
>poly
BB stahp
>>3594510
Shyness can be cute, anon.
Are you sure that you don't know the basics of like, say, if you'd be willing to bottom for a guy or not?
>>3594531
Don't feel bad, though.
I just felt like pointing that out.
>>3594407
You joke, but if you even read a little bit of my fic thing than I still feel glad.
>>3594568
no idea, sorry
sorry for splurge of unsoliticed fanart
>>3594628
>those unhappy faces from the legions of shippers if they don't end up a couple
>>3594628
>sorry for splurge of unsoliticed fanart
No problem.
Take it easy
>>3594066
Now for personalities.
What if someone won the lottery, and then they made it a life's mission to go through an entire one of these mapping lists and fuck literally everyone?
>>3594671
Well, $20 is $20.
>>3594671
considering most are only city or country level, they'll be looking for a while
>>3594670
Tiny is, ironically, a complete Type A personality asshole who's highly strong, confident, and sexually active while being able to walk-the-walk because of how smart he is.
Daniel has ability but is crippled by near suicidal depression and being picked on by Tiny.
>>3594671
depends on just how much they're paying me and who's dick is going in who's ass
>>3594674
Would it go down to $5 if there's snowballing?
Is Alec awake?
>>3594697
It would likely increase. By a lot.
>>3594683
They'll have a price.
Reminder that Alec needs to be impaled by throbbing hard cock after throbbing hard cock inside of his needy teenage ass.
>>3594704
Not a kisser, eh?
>>3594719
More like, I'd prefer if anon is a chick.
Would you a Weaver bunny?
>>3594742
No.
>>3594742
yes
>>3594738
Oh, well, I suppose I can understand that. Would the 20$ blowsie involving swallowing then?
>just got my tablet
>now I can be garbage in HD
>>3594760
The $20 would likely be for me fucking anon.
>>3594747
But she's so adorable!
>>3594766
Gradulations, faggot! Now draw me Trump-supporting Nick!
>>3594773
Doll not made for sex.
Anyone have a link to the map?
>>3594766
Excellent!
>>3594782
The comic there begs to differ.
>>3594798
>>3594768
So just you giving him a handie then?
>>3594804
That sounds reasonable enough.
>>3594803
Good thing I'm not Chumpy then.
>>3594808
Now I wonder what if anon tried to kiss you anyways. Not because he was gay, but because he was Gallic and greeting you traditionally.
What if gay rabbits actually existed?
>>3594824
Considering we're not negotiating a globe-affecting business deal and he'd be in the US, I'll just not.
>>3594836
Swans can be gay.
I was supposed to have today off dammit
Catch you guys tomorrow
>>3594848
Bye, anon.
>>3594808
Great. Now I just need to go to Canada or California or wherever it is where you and the other guys cluster.
>>3594848
Sleep tight bunner.
>>3594861
Good luck with that, anon.
>>3594846
But do they have perky asses with fluffy tails?
>>3594877
I can't say I've checked.
>>3594715
Nah, you gotta fuck him once, then get him to fuck a girl and laugh when he begs you to do him again because he didn't get off as hard with her.
Is one of these seriously a Pikachu?
>>3594885
Yes
Reminder that Judy lost all her virginity to concert gangrape.
>When we could have spent the billions of dollars on the wars in Afghanistan, Iraq, Libya, and Syria on bio-engineering real gay rabbit love-toys.
>>3594903
Maybe in the one alternate universe where she was able to pry herself from Nick's pelvis at some point during the night.
>>3594882
Sounds like a plan.
>>3594885
I RECOGNIZE THAT FOX
>>3594903
>is_this_your_first_pregnancy.jpg
>>3594909
That was planned for after the concert. Sadly that night took a different turn.
>>3594905
>no animals have been bred to be sexual partners
Humanity has failed me
>>3594903
She probably played around with a guy in her area and it was unsatisfying but she still remembers him because of the creepily awkward things he said.
/JustGirlyThings
>>3594914
I would gladly take Judy getting raped by bunnyboys over that weird miscarriage stuff.
>>3594914
KEK
>>3594924
>raped
But anon, multiple-partner poundings are just a way that bunnies bond. It's like their version of hugs. That's why they're kind of sluts.
>>3594924
I would gladly take being raped by bunnyboys
With their cute little dicks and their cuddly, weak bodies
>>3594913
He was missing a few things though.
>>3594952
The ol' Bunnyburrow handshake.
>>3594616
My friend, as the Gid Cucks Bonnie anon, I will gladly read your Gideon vs tig--oh.
Oh my.
I'm saving this.
How's everyone this morning?
>>3594573
>tfw you learn a new term for your body type
Thank God I can grow enough facial hair to look dudely
>>3595033
Shrugging at the tattered remains of my sleep schedule and editing a story. So not bad.
>>3595033
setting up my first ever tablet, I have no idea what the settings are, how it works and pen flies all over the place, but I'm extremely happy
Is there a player model of Nick for Skyrim? Got a bunch of loverslab mods and want to test them out :^)
>>3595047
Hopefully your editing goes good.
>>3595058
Good job, you'll eventually set it up!
>>3595033
I just realized that today is my birthday and I'm probably going to end up sleeping through the entire day because I stayed up all night reading Boney M's beaver pastor fic twice over again.
So, I'm doing great, tbqh.
>>3595033
I'm at work, occasionally checking trash on my phone when I have downtime.
>>3595076
It's either gonna make the story way better or ruin it. I'm optimistic.
>>3594448
Whats 4 hours amongst friends?
>>3595086
Happy Birthday.
>>3595087
good job
>>3595091
you can't ruin it that bad...
>>3595033
being at work
regretting not bringing my tablet
>>3595100
Well, I'm a little worried for the pacing, but people liked it before even though it had some pretty glaring flaws once I'd taken a break and gotten back to it. You're probably right.
>>3595118
Isn't it a bit early to deliver pizzas?
>>3595076
thanks! Can't even draw a circle anymore - need to get used to it. How is your morning anyway?
>>3595132
The city never sleeps, nor does it ever cease to hunger.
>>3595124
sounds like your gonna do great.
>>3595134
pretty good
>>3595044
I almost was in houston on saturday actually.
>>3595086
Link to the story?
>>3595147
http://archiveofourown.org/works/7247398
>foxhole
>>3595196
Finnick confirmed a believer
>>3594848
See ya, Visiti.
>>3595163
Shoulda ended with beave chugging it t b h
>>3595033
Getting mad at video games
>>3595328
Well, the points the author raises kinda want me to see some self-administered pastor in some form
I recognize that I'm missing the point of the fic but if he wanted my dick to pay attention it should've ended with a threesome nonetheless
>>3594036
Uno, Dos, Quatro, Cinco
>>3595132
>he doesn't order pizza for every meal of the day
what are you gay
We've been getting some pretty edgy shit this month haven't we?
>Literally everything involving Pastor
>Judy getting gangraped in a bathroom by rabbits
>That role play thing last night
>Nick accidentally molesting Judy's sister and then Judy going batshit insane and starting an orgy with him and her, all while hes completely horrified out of his mind
>>3595496
Yeah, but thats beside the point
>>3595506
>Literally everything involving Pastor
It's kinda funny how the only use we could think of for the concept of "reverse Night Howler" was rape or slavery.
Think of what it could do for the ZPD! Pop a perp with a pellet and even the most aggressive mammal is quickly rendered gentle and submissive. Totally nonlethal compliance!
>>3595515
That could easily become extremely distopian.
>>3595515
>hey chief what if, instead of our tranquilizers, we just put turbo-roofies and heroin in our darts
"pack your desk up and get the fuck out"
>>3595506
>>3595506
Yeah and I've loved every second of it. You want cute shit, you can have it too, just make some OC. Threads are big enough for all of us.
But bitching just for the sake of it while not contributing is the lowest of the low
>>3594605
Sorry, bud.
I'm firmly in the monogamy camp like the sappy romantic I am.
Also good morning thread if you're in the US.
>Another fic where Nick falls for a gay OC, but this time after Judy rejects him instead of while Judy is still in love with him
>>3595563
baby steps from shittyness
>yet another fic where Nick goes into heat and tries to rape Judy
>>3595058
That's pretty awesome! What kind of tablet did you get?
Can't what to see more work showing up these threads.
>>3595582
>tfw I've owned a tablet for months
>tfw I don't actually have the patience to learn to draw
>tfw the most I've used to for in the time I've owned it is making dumb Weaver-esque doodles an a pure display of copycatting.
>>3595058
good, now forget how to draw and destroy your wrist inside a 2x3in square
>>3594766
Welcome to the club!
>>3595506
>Judy getting gangraped in a bathroom by rabbits
Anyone got a link to that?
Also you forgot July AU
>>3595506
Yeah, I think people are starting to sour on Pastor. I feel kind of guilty about naming it now.
As well, what's done is done.
>>3595582
>>3595626
Thanks! I got medium sized Wacom One - it's really great it has pressure sensitivity, but it seems like I'll have to relearn a lot of things, but seeing I'm very new to doodling, I won't have to change my habits at all, so that's good too.
>>3595639
Because July Hopps timeline isn't "edgy".
>>3594517
I dunno whats going on here, but its cute and amazing anyways
Is Judy startling Nick? ...doing an impression of his tail?
>>3595642
I mean, don't feel bad for naming it. A whole lot of people contributed to the trend well before you buckled down and actually wrote something for it.
Thought admittedly the double-bluff angle would still be hilarious to see.
>>3595601
Don't give up! Doodling is something.
If there's something you're aiming to do, starting is the hardest part, at least that's what I've found out. It may not happen right away, but whatever it is, running, rambling, doodling or anything else, it's a start!
>>3595673
>double-bluff angle
I really am working on a fic centered around Nick secretly being addicted but believing it's all his own subconscious
This idea's gone from birth to played out before I could even finish up the outline though so I fully expect it to be "fuck this tired old meme" tier by the time I'm ready to post it
>>3595673
Oh true enough, I mean I helped contribute to that stuff for instance.
And yeah, double bluffs are hot.
>>3595686
Eh, I can write, or at least I think I can, and I'm happy with that. I lack the drive to learn, and it's not a big deal that I can't draw.
Just always feel like I'm missing out when Drawfags are having these huge drawing sessions and I can't join because nobody's going to read the 2000 words I belted out as a joke.
>>3595709
That's why I pick up ideas from the edges that interest me, no one ever beats me to them and they stay interesting pretty much forever.
>>3595714
That's why green is so addicting despite being such a shitty medium, almost anybody will read a few lines of it and a post limit is the perfect size, plus depending on your style you can fit a lot more in than you might think with dirty green >implications than complete flowery prose
>>3595736
Not to mention that the amount of creativity greentexts manage to inspire is nothing short of fucking miraculous. Entire stories, comics, and AUs born from one or two shitty ten minute or less greentexts, it's insane
>>3595729
It's just hard to tell what's going to hit though, out of all the joke prompts that guy drops this one exploded.
Nothing is safe either. That background character you liked that nobody else noticed? Next Meme of the Month. And the fanon is going to be nothing like your headcanon so you have to scrap all your shit or put up fucking disclaimers
>>3595773
>Fangmeyer and Delgato never took off
>Rich swooped in and fucked up our understanding of who's who
>Now it'll never happen because no one will be able to agree on their fucking names
Feels bad, man.
>>3595714
Listen to these anons
>>3595768
>>3595736
here's to example
>>3595801
>Turns out they're called Fangmeyer Delgato and Delgato Fangmeyer.
>Whenever someone asks for one of them, they always respond in synch.
>>3595666
Doesn't Nick viciously beat Bellwether to death with a tire iron after she's been apprehended?
>>3595837
That's the fucking problem though
According to Rich, the wolf is Grizzoli, the lion is Delgato and the tiger is Fangmeyer. It's fucking anarchy.
>>3595768
>>3595736
Huge fan of greentext actually. When it's not just "put a > in front of your sentence" it can be an amazingly efficient way of communication. I really love the rapid transfer of raw ideas, the exact opposite of overblown purple prose and people trying to pad their fics out and taking forever to say one thing. It's pure, primal thought transfer and at the risk of tipping my fedora it's a shame it'll never catch on as a general style outside of autistic fandom boards on 4chan.
It's like instead of writing a 20000 word story you just put out the cliff notes and everyone's along for the ride. But a few people want to see it head somewhere else so with a bit more > now the rollercoaster has two tracks and a hell of a loop de loop after some asshole joketexted some more >
>>3595841
It was expanded on in a couple of greentexts later down the line, but the original greentext just mentioned some sort of spinal injury which may or may not have been fatal, and it hasn't been mentioned whatsoever in Mead's comic.
>>3595868
Honestly I practically think in greentext form sometimes, I have to watch what I'm typing any place other than here. You're right, it's like giving someone a direct line to your train of thought for a few moments and it's just so effective.
>>3595854
Fuck Rich. Wolf is Fangmeyer, Tiger is Delgato and Bear is Grizzoli. It just makes more sense.
>>3595924
Then who the fuck is the lion who stands up when Bogo calls for Fangmeyer, Delgato, and Grizzoli!?
>deepest
>lore
>>3595936
Delgato has to be a big cat, so the lion.
>>3590200
>Ellie felt one of her sister's paws on her rear, pushing it slightly-
>The anticipation of sex with the hung fox was giving her the jitters.
>Then she felt the tip prod at her asshole, and her feet started to thump lightly.
>Judy moved her hand from her sister's rear, and quickly positioned herself on nick's chest,
>Giving him a full view of herself, she got a full of her fox's fat cock stretching her little sister's ass-
>Now she was giddy with anticipation, watching the ring of her sister's asshole stretch and pull around her fox's cock.
>Ellie's breathing was coming in huffs, and she paws squeezed the fur on nick's thighs,
>She was visually uncomfortable- Judy's guess was 'first-timers with anal,' while Ellie's thought was along the lines of 'biggest cock a rabbit's ever taken,'
>But in Nick's mind there was still a struggle taking place, and it didn't help that Judy's ass and mound were directly in front of his muzzle.
>Then there was the show ahead of Judy, that he could make out above her lean cheeks- his cock slowly dissapearing into Ellie's ass, and that strangely adorable look of concentration.
>It reminded him of his and Judy's first time, ' but with less screaming,' he thought.
>'And less comparisons to horses,' he thought, with a grin.
>He felt Ellie tense up, and then felt her head rest, using his knees to support her neck,
>Apparently she was tuckered out alreaady.
>But then she spoke up,
>"Judy, could you get some lube, it's kinda starting to hu- oh, sh-" and she gave a startled yelp.
>Though Nick couldn't see, he could definately feel- Judy was licking along where his cock met Ellie's ass, and that she was paying special attention to Ellie's ass.
>Judy realized, at that moment, she didn't like the taste of carrot-flavoured douche, 'next time I'll get something like orange, or blueberry,' she thought, mentally grinning.
>Grasping Ellie's thighs, she slowly pushed her up Nick's shaft, lubing its length and her painfully stretched tail hole.
>>3596005
>>3595936
Crap, I looked back into both roll call scenes and you're right, there is no bear when grizzoli is called. In that case the lion is probably called grizzoli, but an argument could be made for delgato being either the lion or the tiger.
>>3596000
Wait NVM there's both a lion and a tiger standing there. I'm stupid.
>>3596005
Could you hurry up and finish this so Nick can just kill himself already?
>>3596005
With every chapter I feel more disgusted and aroused at the same time
Someone help me
>>3596029
I can see Grizzoli for the wolf, since Grizzly means grey haired. Fits better than the tiger.
>>3596068
Here this'l help.
>>3596005
>next time I'll get something like orange, or blueberry
>next time I'll get
>next time
oh.
>>3596068
dude, you're getting off incestous animal sex fanfic, you're beyond help. Nothing to be proud about.
>>3596068
Don't worry Anon I'm here to help, I've got the cure rightoooooooooops
>>3596112
It's not like I'm fapping to it, I just read it because it's hilariously absurd and I want to know if Nick kills himself
>>3596083
replace the image for 3547760 with e621.net/post/show/866421
>>3596146
I mean that's pretty much the point I'm at.
This is so beyond absurd that I can't look away.
Like a fucking trainwreck.
>>3596155
Oh, thanks. That is a much more fitting image.
I'll get on it sometime later, if I remember.
I love lucid dreaming, senpai.
P.E.M.D.A.S.
Or, please excuse my damned autistic shilling.
http://archiveofourown.org/works/6781516/chapters/15495859
>Kudos from the writer of Intake and Short Tails
>Kudos from the writer of Rhythm of His Life and Reichstagsbrand
>Kudos from the writer of Stoutwell
And with a new chapter released this morning, what's not to love?
>>3596229
Share to us your dreams, anon.
ArchiveAnon hasn't had sustenance in a while.
>>3596264
I suck at writing, and I don't have much time before work- maybe I'll write something a little more in-depth after...
Not sure how much people want to hear about a self-insert OC and a regular OC getting it on with two canon characters. We're talking foursome partner-swap.
>>3596277
if it's hot my dick won't care
>>3596277
im okay with that
>>3596277
Share your story with those unlucky anons that can't succeed in lucid dreaming
>>3594742
Absolutely.
>>3596083
This is dedication. Well done.
>>3594742
this is fnaf, right?
I appreciate he wears his security cap while sleeping.
Very professional.
ok let's do this:
second try hope translator anon see it these time
1/6
>>3596392
2/6
>>3596402
3/6
>>3596408
4/6
>>3596412
5/6
>>3596347
i shall wait 9 hours for your return
>>3596417
6/6
>>3595653
source?
I want to be buried alive in Judy's sisters
>>3594605
You are fooling yourself.
>>3596430
sorry, don't have one, found somewhere random
>>3596437
They literally just want a poly relationship so they can see Bunanon get fucked by multiple preds.
Like, really?
>>3596451
Bunanon's lop ears are so fucking cute
>>3596451
While I'm all for bunnies getting stuffed so full of pred cum that it's leaking out their ears... Bunanon is for Red and only Red.
Nick is not handsome.
>>3596494
>>3596462
Thanks anon, for helping to protect her- well, not her purity. But something close to that.
>>3596460
Buannon is so fucking cute (and I'm not biased in the slightest I swear)
Is that masturbatory? Calling my own creation cute? I didn't make her canon appearance so I don't really know.
>>3596462
I gotta agree, as much fun as I had teasing her in the early days, I wouldn't do anything to get between her and Red.
>>3596515
What's wrong with masturbation?
>>3596555
ITS A SIN
>>3596451
Like it'd be less skeevy if the dude just went, "Hey I want a scene with a rabbit being fucked by a buncha guys." instead of the whole "Oh no it can be loving and kind and supportive if they're ALL fucking ALL the time mmmm comfy body pile~"
Like if you wanna fantasize about that be my guest and I'm not throwing shade on anyone's actual living situation but maybe make up your own character or something.
>>3596494
>>3596594
Better sin than tragedy!
I just finished reading "Water under the bridge" update.
WriteAnon, if you're seeing this - you're amazing, keep doing what you're doing.
>>3595642
Eh, it got popular for a little while and then some people turned on it. Such is the nature of things.
I'm still gonna write a consensual pastor thing, I think, I just gotta figure out how to get started on it.
>>3596675
Sounds good, looking forward to it.
>>3596555
I just don't want to come off as too egotistical.
Also nice trips.
>>3596627
... Fuck.
>>3596596
I mean I guess there's something to be said for wanting to see a character who is already established and endeared by you that sort of justifies it?
Like the thought process is "I like this character, and I want to see them enjoying something I enjoy."
I dunno, I sort of get it, but it's still a little weird to try to thrust it on a character that it doesn't fit. If they want a mutli-pred gangbang, they can go bother Cutie for it.
>>3596675
Ooh, exciting. Consensual Pastor has some nice potential. I look forward to seeing it.
>>3596675
"I'm super into being drugged with a personality erasing nightmare."
okay i guess????? Like maybe dilute that shit.
>>3596707
Oh whoops. Was meant to be a reference to your fic, not to anything else.
