145th Dark Side Games part 2
For once, the feast just killed some people
>>3590273 (Kaito)
Well, you don't seem dim to me. Also, an AI is judged on a much different scale than people. Seeming as human as you is ludicrous. Like, you're a landmark achievement in computer science.
>>3590284
For once, I'm not too hungry.
>>3590247
>It hits her directly in the face. She's jolted awake and holds her nose, already in tears.
O-Ow!! I thought we were friends!
>>3590273
SHE can't sleep in my tank!
>>3590289
YOU DON'T SLEEP IN MY HOUSE-TANK!
>>3590284
Another missed Dark Side game? Why am I even awake for this? Hmph...
>Me lo perdi ;_;
>>3590284
This
>Whack
Is
>Whack
For
>Whack
Being
>Whack
Boring!
>Crunch
>>3590284
Hmm, the lumberjack again. Guess I will put him on my to teach list.
>>3590332
>
>>3590326
You're up late
>>3590284
>Only 1 death
It will start, I can feel it now
>>3590347
Teach me what exactly?
>>3590355
Except for me, of course.
>>3590351
>So? I was waiting for vader to come out but lost my chance. Oh well.
>>3590323
>She wipes her eyes, the look of absolute betrayal present on her face. It'd seem, whether the girl cared or not, Makoto had been emotionally damaged more than anything from the attack. Without a word, she climbs up onto the ladder and scurries out of her tank and into the night.
>>3590355
Alien rock... bitch... that's my job to cheat...
>>3590355
That never happened
>>3590326
You missed it because you were busy
>>3590240
Remind me, we were supposed to kill robots, right? Or has my mind been tricking all this time? Were we actually helping punks instead?
We're not heroes, Jack. We never were.
>>3590309
Any compliments should be directed to the lab department of Crypton Future Media! Thank you though! Ah, but you seem to be raised right....
>Coughs.
You're not a weeb...
>>3590323
B-but you're not saying I can't? Oh my, aren't we rushing this a bit...? Haha..
>>3590355
Another arena in a row in the same game, and is not as good
>>3590388
;~;
D-Don't cry
>>3590396
>Meh, whatever
>>3590388
>She peers out the tank, before simply sighing and flopping back to the ground
>>3590414
I just threw a wrench at her and scared her off. So no.
>>3590423
I see some kinda gas over in the distance...What the hell is that?
>Jasper
>>3590379
To respect your elders.
>>3590398
Well, you are right about one thing. It was to stop the omnic. But as time went on we became much more than hired mercs to the people. Even you were considered a hero.
>>3590423
4th wave of death, pay them respects
>>3590388
>Grabs on to the charging crying girls shoulders trying to stop her.
W-whoa, what's the matter there...?
>>3590466
It could be, if it were an extreme case, but you don't seem like you're from one of those.
>>3590471
Rika, can I have a sleepover?!
>>3590464
It's cool. I like vampires too
:^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^)
>>3590510
No.
>>3590486
People are idiots. We're not heroes because a couple people think we are. That's not how life works.
>>3590506
Night 4? And only 4 alive? This better be quick
>>3590326
Deberias darle un ojo, ademas mi internet se puso mejor por el momento, incluso tuve que guardar el codigo antes de empezar
>>3590576
That was a good run, thanks for hosting Vader and good night everyone !
>>3590576
Death isn't an escape,you know...
>Jasper
Overwatch servers are sperging out
Stop being OverFaggots
>>3590597
Good luck
>>3590576
Peace? Really?
>>3590552
B-but I was going to bring the sodas...
>>3590565
I will never give up eating ice cream constantly, but that's because I don't get any long term effects from it.. But that's a pretty good lesson.
>>3590597
Goodnight Ocelot, I hope you rest well.
>>3590608
Welcome to every Blizzard game.
>>3590608
Bravo Blizzard.
>>3590631
Make me
>>3590645
Lucky! I actually struggle with weight. God damn simple carbohydrates will literally be the death of me
>>3590565
I paved the way for the way you live right no- never mind. Carry on kid.
>>3590571
I think you are missing the point, Reyes. But I doubt you will understand.
>>3590631
I don't get it.
>>3590650
>>3590659
It's only partially my fault!
>>3590639
RIP Viper, Shalashaska and Meme Cat
The peace must stop before this goes longer
>>3590645
I've still got plenty....And I don't think I'll be sticking around for long after this game.
>>3590700
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=krbhq4uO0oE
>>3590742
That's what it's referencing.
>>3590720
Will something happen here?
>>3590696
Don't give me that. You're not on some high horse, Morrison. What I'm saying is as true as it gets.
>>3590700
Thank you for giving me another reason to hate you.
kuga is a bitch
>>3590778
ur a bitch too tho
>>3590778
My bitch.
>>3590674
I'm probably heavier than you thought... I'm made of metal man.. But I don't think that's the worst way to die.
>>3590727
Are you alright? You seemed troubled lately, maybe it's just me and my endless worries..
>>3590760
This sword is useless to me.
>Jasper
>>3590760
Nothing happened there, but something happened here
Final 2
>>3590777
I'm a super nice person though!
>>3590778
no shit why you said something obvious
>>3590805
everybodys
>rapes you fuckingly
>>3590797
You know what I meant you sassy ass Android!
>>3590803
>>3590806
On second thought that probably would've helped me...
>Jasper
>>3590742
This is about as accurate as it gets.
>>3590777
It doesn't matter in the end. These days I am just a soldier. And you are just a hired merc, back to what it once was.
>>3590797
Aside from a brief moment of terror followed by frustration followed by embarrassment followed by more anger followed by confusion, I'm fine, right now.
And I can't help it if my mind's been centered in the past, these past few days.
>>3590806
>>3590819
Good, good. Keep 'em coming. I want this hate to be pure, unadulterated hate.
>>3590849
There is a fine line between soldiers and vigilantes, Morrison. Maybe its time to learn the difference?
>>3590862
>counter-counters
>we rape each other
>>3590898
>>3590806
What a simple way to die...
>>3590911
Samefag episode.
>>3590895
I only hate bullies! And only bully is Junkrat!
You're okay Reaper!
>>3590911
Second again, unfortunate! Thanks Vader!
>>3590843
Hehehehe... I know, but I am the tallest in my family... Well except for big Al.. He's huge.
>>3590853
That sounds like a lot, you sure you don't want to talk about it? I'll give you a hug.
>>3590929
You're Japanese though! I bet Al is like, 6'1.
>>3590929
I think the squirrel needs it more.
>>3590911
Good job Anemone
>>3590911
Congrats...Thanks for hosting Vader.
>Jasper
>>3590911
Congratulations!
Thanks for hosting Vader, it was pretty fun to watch!
>>3590949
You fucking killed her. Died of a broken heart.
>>3590895
Call me what you will Reyes. I am just doing my duty.
>>3590924
Well, he did come from Australia.
>>3590921
>>3590966
Some Aussies are okay.
But not Junkrat.
>>3590945
A-actually... I'm about that height... I heard Al was like a foot taller than me.. Last time I saw him it definitely seemed like that.
>>3590949
I think she's gone, but I'll try tomorrow alright?
>>3591009
No real concern of mine.
>>3591009
So they designed your bodies around Western statutes? I do always wonder why everyone in anime is clearly white when they're supposed to be Japanese.
>>3590955
And the stats, I'm liking the winner has the most kills, hopefully that is still going.
If someone will host, do it right now
>>3590958
>>3590959
>>3590925
Thanks for playing
>>3590924
You really want me to hate you, don't you?
>>3590955
Of course the one person that murdered me wins. Why would it be any other way?
>>3590966
Serving the UN by taking the law into your own hands? How heroic. You're an inspiration to soldiers everywhere.
>>3590911
Congratulations, Jam queen
>>3591041
Thanks for hosting
>>3590911
>>3590955
>sorry about that
>thanks for hosting Vader, I'll kms now
>>3591029
Statures*
>>3591041
Thanks again for the games, Vader
>>3591047
But you're pretty *cool* Reaper, isn't that why you where the mask?
>>3591005
I don't know Mei, Australia isn't exactly the safest place to grow up. Have to be tough to make it there, like those two.
>>3591047
Everyone's view of justice is different Reyes.
>>3591079
I thought it was he was a big guy
>>3591023
You can't hide it, you feel bad!
>>3591029
Ah, actually I just checked, he's like three or four inches taller than me, but he is bulky.. And does that really bother you?
odds sleep
evens do something besides sleep
DO YOU EVER THINK ABOUT WHAT WOULD HAPPEN IF THE WORLD STOPPED SPINNING? WOULD WE IMMEDIATELY NOTICE?
>>3591102
Bother? No. Intrigue? Yes.
And yeah, he looked like a tank alright.
>>3591079
Did...did you just make an ice pun?
Just kill me already.
>>3591085
And your view is wrong. Nothing new here.
>>3591104
reroll because fuck you
>>3591102
Why would I care?
Fuck off Jude.
>>>/b/690540434
>>3591041
Congrats, thanks for hosting
>>3591105
I'm back after my weekend break.
You wouldn't notice cause the momentum left over from the earth spinning would fling us at a speed faster than the electrical signals can travel to our brain and let us know what was happening.
>>3591105
The planet is spinning at a very fast speed. I think we might notice a sudden stop.
>>3591105
Madness games when?
>>3591122
I would take your words in higher regard if you weren't just an old assassin.
>>3591085
I've never been there on account of the weather.
>>3591122
Why do you think I became a scientist in the first place?
24 with 5's get in.
>>3591146
ASSUMING IT JUST STOPS, WITH NO FORCE LEFT FROM IT'S GRAVITY AND ORBIT TO ACT UPON IT. I THINK WE MIGHT NOTICE AFTER THE DAY CYCLES THROUGH, SINCE THE DAY WOULDN'T SEEM TO PROGRESS.
>>3591149
WOULD WE GO HURTLING OFF, OR STAY IN PLACE?
>>3591159
WHEN I CARE.
>>3591196
That's too mean
>>3591121
Ah, well it's probably just because it's so they can sell easier to western audiences, because most of the world looks generic like that..
>>3591130
Because you have a good heart!
>>3591196
Rika
Gonna be picky, huh?
>>3591161
Have you taken into account who I target? We can't just let the omnics to run around freely after the things they've done. I'm doing your job for you, Morrison
>>3591168
To kill me?
>>3591196
>funny to think this happened back on /b/ games, nonetheless
Soldier 76
>>3591168
Yes your attire would provide... complication..
>>3591210
She's not even human, at least not fully.
>>3591196
Alfred Jones the Hero
>>3591196
King Kaito
>>3591215
You lucky...
>>3591196
Mei
>>3591215
Nice.
>>3591219
You where nice back then! It was obviously to make ice puns!
>>3591210
Most of the world? 1 billion in China, another billion in India, they don't look like that at all, and it's not like the other 5/7ths do either. Maybe the market they sell to does though.
>>3591196
Maria and Harusame
>>3591196
A harvest mouse
>>3591196
Izaya Orihara
>>3591196
Tricky
HOST, THIS IS A SLOW BOARD. WHY ARE YOU DOING GETS?
>>3591196
Lumberjack
>>3591196
Darth Vader
>>3591196
Sanae Kochiya
>>3591196
Uni
>>3591196
Vic Viper
>>3591215
>>3591234
>>3591238
I'm honestly shocked.
>>3591196
>Post numbers are in the 3,500,000's
>Technically everyone has a 5.
>>3591196
Pikachu
>>3591268
>>3591268
Thanks, I was going to sleep anyway, good night
>>3591219
I have no beef with the omnics these days. Not all at least.
>>3591268
Shame
>>3591268
Make the winners fight, 12v12
>>3591268
THAT'S OK, I'M USED TO DISAPPOINTMENT.
>>3591215
>>3591245
>>3591285
Us three got it even though it was pointless? Nice.
>>3591296
Night Vader!
>>3591296
G'night, dude!
>>3591204
Pfft, yeah. Who gives a shit about earth spinning? Fuck'n God and his standards. As long as we're having fun.
>>3591296
Be seeing you.
>>3591305
Some of us doubly so, apparently.
>>3591268
Host a game with 12 Rika's and 12 Maria+Haru!
>>3591250
>smooches and hugs
>>3591303
nigga wheres booce?
>>3591228
That's not nice Rika! Honestly..
>>3591241
You know what I mean...
>The parts of the world that actually buys a lot of that kind of stuff.
>>3591311
America, you did good last night, you really acted like a hero... With puns.
>>3591337
At the hood
>>3591238
I...wow. I don't know you people. Its almost as if I live in a completely different world.
>>3591297
So you're just going to forgive and forget everything? I don't think I've ever felt this appalled.
>>3591317
WOULDN'T IT BE NEAT IF THE SUN AND THE EARTH SWITCHED PLACES? BESIDES, IF GOD WAS SO CONCERNED WITH WHAT HE'S MADE, WHY WOULD HE JUST SIT IDLY BY AS HE WATCHES HIS "CREATIONS" DESTROY THEMSELVES?
OH, AND HELLO!
>>3591332
OH!!! ANON, I DIDN'T KNOW YOU FELT THIS WAY!
>He returns your hug. His day has been made better by 1000%.
>>3591337
in my rape dungeon
And goodnight y'all
>>3591342
It took me a minute, but yeah I do. Think it's time I hit the hay. Night Kaito
>>3591342
Do you remember who you're talking to?
>>3591374
Night.
>>3591374
G'night, bro!
>>3591342
Thanks, dude! I have to thank you for helping me apologise to... Uh... Uni, that's right!
>>3591364
Forgive and forget ? No. I just won't go looking for a second war Reyes.
>>3591374
GOODNIGHT!
>>3591374
If I took that off would you die?
>>3591399
It would be very loud
>>3591364
A vacation in Antarctica really changes your perspective on life! You should try it sometime!
>>3591405
You're a shit cunt.
>>3591374
Ah, alright, goodnight Mr. Bear, rest well!
>>3591383
You're not mean, just harsh, there's a difference, but I do want to know your inner thoughts.
>>3591390
It's no problem, but how are you doing?
>>3591427
Right m8, nighto
>>3591406
>>3591420
Well hello~
>>3591270
>kissu
>>3591432
Dare I ask about?
>>3591406
>>3591427
OHHH MYYYY~
>>3591432
I'm doing pretty well! We had a world meeting yesterday, and it ended with Germany telling us all to shut up again!
Honestly, the point of these meetings really evade me...
>>3591406
>>3591427
Out of the way ice tits, he's mine.
>>3591441
>>3591456
I have an ice fetish
>>3591484
>Whoops.
>>3591442
h-hi!
>>3591477
That's, uh, not a good ICEbreaker. You really shouldn't say that in public...
>>3591484
I wish! France and England keep fighting, Russia still bullies Latvia, and Belarus stalks Russia in a very creepy fashion! If anything, it's more like a kindergarten than a meeting.
>>3591484
Some of us like to keep those things a mystery.
>>3591471
I'm only here to make ice puns, this whole thing will freeze over soon enough
>>3591477
I'll try anything once I guess.
>>3591499
How are you doing, Sanae? Okay?
>>3591196
Am I late? Here's my 5.
>>3591529
I'm doing just great, but can I ask you for a favour?
>>3591520
Ooh, that was ice!
>>3591528
My only interest is ice puns,
Sorry to let you down so coldly.
>>3591539
What would that be?
>>3591520
More like a senior center... You guys are old.
>>3591524
Are you sad? That's all I really need to know, that or are you happy?
Man, Ireland is fucking gorgeous.
Shame Irish people live there.
>>3591562
The doors of the incinerator over there seems stuck, could you open it for me?
>>3591573
Visit Bolin and kick his underaged ass.
>>3591553
O-Oh... What a frozen heart you must have..
>>3591570
Why would I be?
Nolesy
>>3591577
Really? I just threw some garbage into there an hour ago.
>>3591590
I don't know! That's why I'm asking!
>>3591602
Hey hey! No need to talk bad about one of your allies!
>>3591612
That's odd, but could you open it up for me? I can't get it open
>>3591634
Sanae... You know tuplas can't actually interact with their environment, right?
>>3591621
I'm doing perfectly fine.
>>3591649
What? I'm just talking with that guy over there!
>>3591609
Nolesy you fuckin druggo, the game hasn't even started yet.
>>3591586
That's just the tip of the icerbeg.
>>3591602
An ice pun is cool regardless how clever it is!
>>3591661
I'm the same guy you were just talking to. I'm just a figment of your imagination.
>>3591668
She is from China.
>>3591650
Well alright, I'll take your word for it, but I'll keep on worrying...
Hello.
>>3591692
No, that's not true!
That's impossible!
>>3591697
>implying chinese can't be jews
>>3591609
Ya fuckin' fucked it, mate.
>>3591664
Yeah nah mate I was just testing out the stuff here you know. Yeah nah it's pretty tops cunt.
>>3591700
Ms. Patchouli, it's good to see you again so soon, couldn't get enough of my singing right?
>>3591705
Fair point.
>>3591668
That isn'treal!
>>3591621
I know, but I'm a bit fed up with his attitude! He's always like, "Why are you so difficult sometimes, you bloody git?" It really ticks me off!
>>3591665
But by the time I say it, everyone gives me the cold shoulder...
>>3591700
Hi, miss Patchouli!
>>3591700
Oh, hey, Patchouli.
>She offers an idle wave from where she sits on top of the tank
>>3591698
Not like there's much cause for it.
>>3591700
>stares, seductively
>>3591704
Why do you say that? You're the one that created me.
>>3591729
Those people aren't cool at all, they should learn to let it go!
>>3591736
This is getting crazy, I'll just get through this as fast as I can.
> forces the incinerator doors open
>throws in several black trashbags
Now get out of my head!
>>3591700
What's up waifu?
>>3591707
Oi Lez mate. I was just making sure it's all ok cunt.
>>3591741
The fuck do you want?
>>3591751
D-Do you not appreciate what your mind made, Sanae?
That makes me sad...
>>3591768
I'm not a crazy person, only crazy people have voices inside their head
>>3591729
America, you are a big boy now, you broke away from the child years ago, it's time to not care about insults, I believe in you.
>>3591734
The other night! It scared me.. You weren't acting like yourself..
>>3591717
I was feeling just a bit... lonesome in the library. Koakuma is already asleep.
>>3591729
Hello again, America.
>>3591734
>she waves back dismissively, while sitting down at a nearby tree
Right, hello.
>>3591735
>glares back
I'm still not showing you my butt.
>>3591756
Don't call me that!
Help, cant sleep, Too hype.
>>3591716
Yeah she's pretty good aye?
>>3591741
Aww fuck off Clarence you cunt.
>>3591781
for what?
>>3591780
Don't make me go over there!
>>3591777
You don't have to be crazy to be like this, Sanae...
>>3591764
You're too fuckin' early, Nolsie.
>>3591741
Shut the fuck up, Clarence.
>>3591750
They need to listen to what I say, or Elsa something bad might happen! It wouldn't be cool for that to happen!
>>3591779
Alright, I'll try to handle him for a while... Oh well. So how's things going for you?
>>3591780
It's nice to meet you again, miss! So, how's things been going with you?
>>3591805
I bet you're just behind that bush over there, aren't you!
You're just pulling a prank on me
>>3591779
Don't be stupid. It's still me, just quiet.
>>3591780
You get a chance to read that book yet?
>>3591787
I'm the fucking world heavyweight champion.
I still cant believe it happened.
>>3591782
Yeah nah yeah mate it's good shit.
>doesnt exhale
Good shit.
>>3591786
>it hits clarence
Fuckin' hit him pretty well mate
>>3591809
Yeah nah mate I'm right on fuckin' time. I got my hi vis shirt on so I ain't missing any games or anything cunt.
>>3591780
Well I'll keep you company, but I suppose others here will do that as well.
>>3591816
Things are alright as always, I'm just my happy old self after all.
>>3591822
Hey Rika, how do you do it..?
>>3591816
Don't start nuclear winter over a bad audience!
>>3591845
What??
>>3591820
You can go ahead and check if you want. But I'll only be there if you think of me being there.
>>3591858
>checks behind the bush
>>3591791
Don't make me destroy you.
>>3591822
Through most of it.
Definitely some intriguing content... I had no data on the incidents before ours so this was helpful.
You , in particular were taken out very early in Reimu's journey...
>>3591816
Busy as usual... With various things of my own, as well as tasks other people would like me to take up.
>sigh
>>3591845
I knew most of you would. That's why I came here.
>>3591823
ok deen we get it you can come back to bed now
>>3591786
You right there cunt?
>>3591836
... You're one of the biggest fucking druggo I've ever seen.
>>3591809
OI les mate, you wanna come over with the boys and hit the volcano bong?
>>3591854
Yeah, get out of here you potato headed fucker.
>>3591865
>Is barely visible behind the bush, only slightly transparent.
What now?
>>3591855
Be so harsh to people, I.. I can't imagine being anything other than what I'm made to be like.
>>3591873
Haha.. Ah, you are Patchouli Knowledge after all of course people want to talk to you, it's really pleasant.
>>3591894
ii uhhh ah...
>>3591854
Oi Clarence shut the fuck up
>>3591879
Yeah nah yeah nah yeah nah yeah you got more of the good shit mate?
>>3591907
You have a job to finish, Sanae.
>>3591877
I CANT FUCKING SLEEP DAMMIT. I NEED TO GO OUT AND DO STUFF WITH THIS BELT, LIKE POSE WITH IT AND WHIP PEOPLE WITH IT AND CUDDLE RYUKO WITH IT.
>>3591873
WHA-that was only supposed to be the Makai invasion!!
...And Sigma still got closer than most of the others, in the end.
>>3591906
It comes naturally.
>>3591836
You still ain't exhaling? You're gonna dead set die one day, I'm tellin' ya.
>>3591854
Just shut ya fuckin' trap already, Clarence. You green...shit...cunt, shitcunt.
>>3591879
Shit, if it gets me away from Quinno, I'll fuckin' smoke anything you got, Sassy.
>>3591845
Cool, cool. How's it been going with Haku? Seen the movie with her yet?
>>3591846
I know, but my jokes aren't the best icebreakers when talking to people!
>>3591873
It sounds like you never get a break! Hey, I know something that might cheer you up! How about a joke or two?
>>3591873
You can't threaten me!
>>3591917
please get out of my head
>>3591927
You already made that one! All snowflakes look different, you know!
>>3591919
Go hit the sack soldier. You will still be heavy weight champion in the morning.
