The One Hundred and Twenty-fifth Classy Games, part deux
Well, well, well...the Colonel's turned on the charm again, to great effect! Great Scott, a failed ambush! What are you doing, JoJo, that's an enemy! And a skeleton! Whatever Komachi was planning, it's not gonna come to fruition.
>>3582915
I ain't talkin small time here, I'm talkin a lifetime of free KFC. Really gonna turn that down?
>>3582897
You've clearly never been the victim of a facehugger before. Not fun. Not fun at all
>>3582924
Depends on how honest we're being
>>3582915
That Marth kid has nothing on me!
>>3582915
>
Well, it's up to you now, Luna.
>>3582915
That was pretty easy
>>3582915
Alright, but if you touch a single thing, you're out of here.
>>3582959
We as in us, or we as in the others?
>>3582915
We must never speak of this.
>I didn't die, plane landed safely, hooray.
Hey, everybody! I'm back from finding food!
Sooo, anybody got any snacks? I'm starving!
>>3582924
>>3582959
The sinful are known for deceit.
>There are people
>On /trash/
>That DON'T want to fuck a Xenomorph
Disgraceful
>>3582982
grats on surviving kiddo
>>3582920
Okay, when I said that, It was a joke, a self degrading joke, If you want actually sex with me, jump out your window and go to erp because I heard they have a pyrocynical over there.
>>3582992
>>3582915
Huh? My fantasy was more empty than ever.
>>3582983
wiggins plz
>>3582966
I shall try and succeed.
Ma always said, never trust somebody named Kneesocks. Well, she didn't, but she very well could have at some point to somebody else. Mirai fails to stab a sentient beach ball. Cappy strikes another opportunistic blow, and speaking of blow, Jack blows up a boss along with three other saps. Now...wait, watch out for that knife!
>>3582992
>fucking a virgin xenomorph would literally melt your dick
>>3582982
Did you get to bring friends on board? Was there a big guy on the plane?
How many survivors?
>>3582992
I'd fuck one with a shotgun
>>3582977
Somebody seems guilty
>>3582982
>Welcome back
You vanish and pop up all the time, don't you?
>>3582982
Good to see you alive Squirell girl.
I have some express miso soup if you want.
>>3582982
I had a bucket of raspberries in my possession, but I seem to have lost them when I fell in the arena.
>>3583012
This is the last time I try to be nice with you...
>>3583018
I'm not guilty of anything. You're the only one I'd ever-
Well, you already know that.
>>3582982
Welcome back, little miss. I got just the thing.
>From within his coat, he produces a medium sized container of popcorn chicken
Perfect for snackin on!
>>3583012
Can't have anyone wearin clothes more iconic than this!
>>3583012
Awww no!
>>3582992
Dude, those asshole cause people to explode! They put a facehugger on you, and then you burst apart some time later!
>>3582982
Hello fellow furfag, do you wish to participate in group suicide with me?
>>3582982
I have some information to share with you.
>>3583012
We are doing the universe a favor.
>>3582983
Seems that way.
>>3582650
>>3583033
Yes I do
>>3583003
>>3583012
If I burn all the clothes, everyone will eventually die of exposure.
Making me the victor.
Fourteen now? Nicely done.
>>3582992
smftbhfam
>>3583069
My face your fist style!
>>3583064
Good. I'm glad.
You're looking great today, by the way. Amazing, really.
>>3583069
Pervert.
>>3583093
I was trained wrong on purpose. As a joke!
Let it be known that monkey mutts are the superior house pets. Mirai got genderbent, I see. I'll be sure to get you a voucher to a steakhouse after the game. Elsewhere...not much else.
>>3583016
Yes, yes, and none.
>>3583024
Oh, sorry. I had to go do some stuff today, bein new here and all my senses are goin' crazy with all this new territory to explore.
I think I got it all mapped out now though!
>>3583025
Oh, it's Makoto! Makoto Nanaya! D'you have any chestnuts?
>>3583026
Aw, man!
Any idea where? I can sniff em out for me! Er, f-for you!
>>3583039
HOOOOH!
>She pounces at the bucket, and immediately sticks her head inside, hungrily and loudly devouring the chicken. A muffled "you're the best" can be heard among the avalanche of breaded meat.
>>3583055
Fur huh? I'm a beastkin!
And no thanks, I'm not too interested in cults.
>>3583056
Really?
What is it? A-Are you proposing already?
>>3583097
W-What!?
Nothing perverted about it! It's all strategy!
Just. Strategy...
>>3583123
I guess burning supplies works just as well as burning clothes...
>>3583096
Your flattery is quite wasted on me. What're you after?
>>3583123
I read ten books on the topic
>>3583128
Apologizing to someone with my attitude?
>>3583156
I'm after a smile from the loveliest girl in the world. Something only you can provide.
>>3583128
I imagine that they're still somewhere in the arena, most likely picked up by someone else.
>>3583153
If you burn the clothing people are wearing they will be left with nothing!
Admit it, your real goal is to see them all naked!
>>3583128
Nice to meet you Makoto. I am Rena. Rena Tenoudji, but people usually call me Foxy Rena.
Chestnuts? huh.... I mean, I know where to find some for you, I you really want...
A two-on-two fight...and I smell a conspiracy. I'm gonna launch an investigation. Vic meets Yamcha, unfortunately. Jack follows up his excellent play with a not-so-excellent one. Finally, Mirai is now totally blind.
>>3583128
Sakes alive! If my average customah had your kind a appetite, we might drive chicken to extinction, eeeehehehehe!
>>3583123
C'mon now, I just need a little to get my oil hot!
>>3583123
I'm telling you... GET LOST YOU SHIT GAME!
>>3583171
You're really out to insult people today arentcha
>>3583128
Sandy?
>>3583171
Godammit you glorious beta cuck. Never change
>>3583182
Nice try.
>>3583182
Good job on that fight Luna, you sure showed 'em!
Potential winners falling left and right...let's see who takes it from here.
>>3583182
What a team.
>>3583182
Two immortal beins bested by a trumped up termite and a walkin bottle of glue!?
>>3583174
People left with nothing have a lower chance of survival! It's purely for increasing my chances of winning, honest...!
Seeing them naked is just a happy little bonus!
>>3583182
You sure it's clean? Last water I found left me... Ugh... I'm sick just thinking about it...
>>3583128
Well, it was just a simple proposition to end our suffering in a quick, easy way but since you've declined, I guess i'll put it on hold. Also what's all this about beastkin, sounds like some kind of pc term for furry?
>>3583203
People who get insulted by facts need to grow a thicker skin.
Or would you prefer I lie to make them feel better?
>>3583206
What'd I do now?
>>3583216
F. KFC gramps. I'll buy a bucket of chicken in your honor.
>>3583237
GIVE HER THE DOUBLE DRAGON D ALREADY, NIGGER. YOU WON YESTERDAY
Kneesocks is full of hate, and would rather die than realize that we live in a diverse world. So be it. And what's this? The recently-blinded Mirai must have used her other heightened senses to down the big boss! And a captain.
>>3583182
How the fuck did a ball strangle me?!
>>3583164
Huh?
Well, yeah, why not?
You're a little bit of a bully, but.. I guess I can understand? You don't hate beastkin for no reason, like most people..
So, I guess I just want to prove you wrong, y'know? Like a mission!
>>3583173
Oh, I don't think I can go in there.
That stinks. I was hoping they'd be somewhere a lot closer.
Anything else?
>>3583175
Yes please, Rena! Can you cook? I love chestnut parfait, but I can't really make it very well..
>>3583183
>She looks up from the bucket with a big smile and grease all over her face.
Haha! Well, you know what they say, three square meals an hour!
>>3583204
Huh? I'm Makoto!
>>3583229
I don't really know what you're saying, buuut beastkins are kinda like half-human half-animals. We're our own thing, though, so we're neither! But I guess that's an easy way to say it.
>>3583226
See! Perverted!
You should just fight them like a real man!
>>3583259
Not that I'm claiming anything, but if I did that, you wouldn't know about it. So no matter what I do, you're gonna yell that.
>>3583264
I appreciate the company, but it's time for me to make a quick exit. The truce ends in the morning, got it?
>>3583270
They're not "Beastkin" where I'm from.
It's a Feast, and some developments are afoot! How's about a nice, soothing cup of tea to relax yourselves?
>>3583280
Yes I would, Sunset would be barely able to walk if you did. Rumours go around that you are packing quite some meat down there, partner.
>>3583271
There's certainly something to trusting in your own strength and charging in head first... But a stacked deck wins every hand, Ilya-Chan! Victory will prove how much of a real man I am!
>>3583303
As classy a time it might be... I know better.
>>3583291
Well, whatever you wanna call us, we're not all that bad, and I'm gonna prove it to ya! I actually brought you somethin, but you gotta come here! It's a surprise!
>>3583303
Guess your area of science doesn't involve berries... Or toxic.
>>3583322
No one here has seen them, so, I fail to see how that's possible.
>>3583270
Again, just sounds like a pc term for furry, but alright, If you want to be in your own, skin insanity ridden world, I''ll let you.
So how's your day been going?
>>3583338
That's what you think. Let's leave it at that.
>>3583270
No, you'd be better off asking someone else.
Mirai somehow puts out her...his...third eye out? Or was it a prosthetic eye? Reimu sprains her ankle...what ankle? While running how? Riri is tended to by a game cartridge? Well, it is Superman, but still...
>>3583327
...What part of "I never leave my tank when I can help it" didn't you get last time?
>>3583237
Colonel Jessup might have a thing or two to say
>>3583270
Well... I know one or two things, but I'm not the most skilled person around.
I can certainly try to do it though, if it's for you. Just wait a moment
>>3583367
That floating head has an ankle...?
Methinks the two co-conspirators knew they wouldn't survive an investigation, so they decided to step aside. A calculated move.
>>3583381
I think this is a truth they can handle.
Sort of like gravity.
>60-59
I don't care if you don't watch basketball, this is legendary shit.
>>3583343
I guess my tail is pretty furry.
My day's been good! How about you?
>>3583355
Oh, don't be a stinker, fellow beastkin gotta work together!
Maybe we can find somebody who has some snacks! Know any chefs around here?
>>3583372
Don't you want a really cool surprise?
C'moooon.
>She holds out her hands, pressed together.
It's in here! You just gotta open my hands! Don't be a scaredy butt!
>>3583399
I'm sure it'll be great! I bet you're way better than you think. The taste is probably like, "oh, I can't stop drooling!"
>>3583404
Ts'okay Luna. You fought well, 'til the end.
>>3583426
Who the fuck cares?
And with a few darts, we're down to three.
>>3583442
Millions.
>>3583448
All my money on Superman.
they were the moomins
>>3583448
Go Ram! You can win!
Ram, Ram, she's our girl, if she can't win, I'm gonna hurl!
>>3583436
Your unholy strong, unholy fast hands.
>>3583442
More than half of the u.s and a good bit of the world.
>>3583413
You should ask them that.
>>3583448
You know, for one of the worst games ever made for the N64... You're pretty warm! No promises on what happens tomorrow, got it, Supes?
No death, only barbecue.
>>3583455
>>3583461
Your bets and/or jinxes have been registered.
>>3583436
It's been pretty low tier, considering I've just sold my soul to Satan to watch the minions movie.
>>3583473
But that'd be redundant. Whether they like it or not, I ain't changing my mind.
>>3583436
Beastkin? I don't know what that is, but I'm certain I'm not one of those. Besides, to my knowledge, the only chef here is Colonel Sanders.
>>3583470
No, no, I'll let you!
It's like unwrapping a present!
Please? Pleeaase??
How am I gonna prove you wrong if you don't gimme a chance?
Come on!
>>3583486
You.. Did what to do what?
A movie?
>>3583489
You're not? A-Are you just a normal hedgehog then? Sorry if I made a mistake!
>>3583436
W-Well, I tried something, but I'm really not sure. It's the first time I did something like this. I hope it still taste good, despite the look
>she hands you a very amateurish chestnut, far from looking as good as those one can see on a recipe good. Still,it oozes a sweet vibe of sincerity
>>3583484
Oh, hey Ram! Come grab a bite. Can't fight on an empty stomach, eh?
>>3583484
Is the Ramlethal woman going for two in a row?
Quickly, respects for the blind, the ball, and the Ririchiyo.
>>3583484
Father's day is a great day to barbeque after all
>>3583484
Ooooh shiiiiit. I died and missed a barbecue?
>>3583505
...I'd rather you climb on the tank and run the risk of getting dragged out.
The end is...not here. JoJo, what were you doing with that game cartridge?
>>3583517
F the lovely Ririchiyo-Chan
>>3583484
Good luck chocolate baby girl
>>3583505
No need to apologize. I'm not exactly normal, but I am a hedgehog.
>>3583505
I didn't actually sell my soul to watch the minions movie, that was a figure of speech because that's what it felt like.
>>3583542
I was just blowing the insides out to clear it of dust, I swear! Something must have gotten in my eye...!
Quickly, the peace continues! You can make a move anytime you like, you three.
>>3583128
>Sometimes I really hate my connection
No. It is about your friend.
I reiterate: you can make a move at any time. A killing move.
>>3583567
What do you mean "Predicts their next line" is a terrible event?! That slap was just uncalled for.
>>3583487
Redundancy huh.
What's that mean?
>>3583509
Alright, here I go!
>She bites into the meal in front of her and freezes, her eyes hazing over and a droplet of drool trickling down her chin.
This... Is..
SHO GOOD!
>>3583534
Ughhh, fine!
>She jumps up several feet into the air, and lands next to you on the hatch of the tank, preventing you from closing it. She holds her hands out to you. You can already see what's inside, she's not very good at hiding things. It's a chestnut, clearly, tucked between the spaces of her fingers.
Alright, o-open up your present!
>>3583549
Oh, alright.
E-excuse me if this is rude or whatever, but how can a normal hedgehog talk?
>>3583562
Oh, alright.
Was it a bad movie?
Sorry you had to spend your money on something bad.
>>3583585
I-It is? Noel?
What is it?!
>>3583590
If I up my classy level just enough... I might get Raven to rig for me...! Now what could I use as a lens... I already got the twig frame...
Do I need to step in and end this for you, you lazy fools?
>>3583597
It means I don't care what anyone else thinks or says. I think you're the most beautiful woman on the planet, and I stand by that.
If they can't handle it, they can suck it.
>>3583544
Thanks
>>3583615
You didn't deserve that, Ram. Here's a new one, on the house. Thank Uncle Speedwagon if you ever see him.
Hey, if I need to declare that there's no winner this game, I totally will.
(You) guys should stop posting meme images and rethink about life
This looks like a job for superman
>>3583590
How long until I can wear my regular outfit?
>>3583615
I am fine. Take your gift elsewhere.
>>3583599
I spoke with Lambda. She is not Noel.
>>3583622
Post the whole picture nerd
>>3583599
Ahah! Really? I'm glad you like it. I'm not used to non-japanese recipes usually. Another thing to add to my skills I guess.
Don't eat so fast though! It's spilling on your clothes...
>>3583616
>they can suck it
Present it, sailor.
I swear i'm going to see an AJ Styles show up to HG now aren't I?
>>3583632
>Holds hands up like she's charging a Spirit Bomb.
Rammy! Take my energy to win!
>>3583632
I crashed 2 planes in my life, so far.
(You)
>>3583599
>She flinches at the landing, one hand kept out of few as she reaches forward slowly, clearly not breaking eye contact
And we reach the end...or do we? Classy JoJo, do you feel lucky?
>>3583643
It's a figure of speech and you know it.
>>3583632
You should declare me the winner. I think that would be fantastic.
>>3583634
Says you, you silly tsun!
>Welp time to work on bastion games
>>3583634
You should stop posting images and end your life.
>>3583599
All hedgehogs from my world are able to talk. Now let me ask you something, are these 'beastkin' from your world a crossbreed of humans and animal species?
>>3583654
>>3583599
>Out of view
>Whoops
>>3583634
i like my meme images, though
>>3583632
>>3583650
I caused the death of at least five hundred people.
>>3583616
Should I start sucking?
>>3583656
If I say yes, will I survive, Rae?
>>3583599
It's pretty bad.
I can't go anywhere in my city without some 8 year old boy wearing a minions shirt talking about how he's going to hack my club penguin account and take all my puffles away, and the thing is, he's usually also wearing a turban and it's always in a thick arab accent that's nearly incomprehensible.
>>3583656
The better tribute lost
>>3583677
>>3583678
S-Shouldn't we save that for back home?
And here's your answer, JoJo. By process of elimination, guess what's next?
>>3583679
Luck doesn't work that way...at least not for you.
>>3583678
>>3583697
>>3583708
Anon, just let me be a hypocrite for once.
>>3583713
Congratulations, Ram.
Thanks for hosting, Raven.
>>3583713
So close... Yet...
Congratulations, Ram. You sure earned that lethal part of your name.
Thanks for the game, Coach. Glad to have gotten as far as I did.
>>3583656
I am glad to be there for at least one death.
>>3583690
I was acting under orders.
>>3583713
This is truly bittersweet.
Post backgrounds and guess eachother.
>>3583713
>Ram wins again
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K I L L O R B E K I L L E D
>>3583713
Congrats Brownie cutie.
Thanks fer the show Raven
>>3583713
Congratulations again, Ramlethal.
My thanks to the host for this game.
>>3583742
Good one.
>>3583637
Y-Yeah.. I kind of knew that, already, I just thought from what people said that she might know where she is.
Um, do you know? Did you find out anything else about Noel?
>>3583642
>She looks down at her food-covered body and shrugs, belting a loud, snorty laugh.
It's not a good meal unless you make a big ol' mess, right? Haha!
>She takes another big bite, stuffing her cheeks.
Sho, are you Japaneesh?
>>3583654
>Her hands, shaking in anticipation, accidentally drop the nut into her tank.
Ah!
I-I dropped it!
>>3583673
Uh, well, kind of! We're our own thing, so we're neither human or animal, but I like to think we're pretty close to humans! We're almost exactly the same!
>>3583683
Huh.
It sounds like you live in a pretty bad place.
Maybe you should move?
>>3583713
>>3583738
Yay!
>Gives Ram a victory kiss on the cheek
Good job!
>>3583719
Only because you're alright.
Behold your winner. Nicely done, Miss Valentine. Your prize will arrive later tonight.
>>3583737
You almost had it there. Still proud of you.
>>3583739
>>3583738
Yeah, well, so were the Nazis. Remember how they all turned out?
I guess I can't blame you too much. Loyal people follow orders given by their superiors. For better or for worse.
>>3583738
Congratulations, Miss.
>>3583756
I can see the resemblance to humans, but you all are neither that nor animal? How curious...
>>3583713
Omedetou.
Thanks for hosting.
>>3583756
Hum... Yes, yes I am. Are you not? Your name sounds very japanese as well, Makoto.
>>3583713
>>3583762
Welp, congrats, and thanks for the show.
>>3583756
>She flinches again, before slowly sinking in to the tank, still maintaining eye contact
>Actually, you're not entirely certain how she manages to stay like that at all, considering there's no ladder up and how tall it is compared to her
>>3583775
Don't talk shit about Stroheim
>>3583774
Wild guess, but Ornstein?
Placements
Six kills is a decent mark for a winner. Seven is better, but it only gets you eighth place.
>>3583739
odds watch cartoons
evens sleep
dubs actually do something productive
>>3583742
>memes you
>>3583793
>Oh no, I forgot my img.
>>3583811
No, but I did help the Ornsteinfag pick up the character.
I give my condolences to Dean in the MinB match tonight. Hopefully he'll win.
>>3583762
Congratulations, Ram
>>3583812
Thanks for hosting
>>3583801
Jew, yes?
>>3583815
>Better watch those western animes anon.
>>3583742
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WQK1eRl--QA
>>3583739
>>3583739
>>3583812
Thanks for the game and Thanks Sunset for the spot !
>>3583830
Not a jew.
>>3583826
...Smough? Or Seath
>>3583852
No jew?
>>3583739
>>3583742
Good job mate, you only fucked up 99.5%, A definite increase from your usual 100%.
>>3583756
Unfortunately, I have a wife and a family of 8 to feed, so I have to steal WiFi from my local McDonald's to be able to upload videos, So I think moving is out of the question.
>>3583762
Good job and thanks for hosting.
>>3583826
>>3583858
>I should do him more
>>3583762
I apologize foe not being able to participate in some parts. I had difficulties communicating with this place.
>>3583753
>>3583744
>>3583719
>>3583737
>>3583778
>>3583796
>>3583794
>>3583793
>>3583829
>>3583864
Thank you. I feel I did not-
>>3583812
Six Kills? Now I am even more upset for missing this.
Stats. Quite a few of you got aboard the kill train, which is admirable.
As for the rest of you...thank you for participating in whatever way it manifested itself. If there is a host ready, you may proceed.
>>3583822
You, are you the Sanessss of fame? The one that won here some time ago? The one that was the big boss for this brouhaha?
>>3583813
Lambda
>>3583739
>>3583858
Nope, but good attempts anyway.
>>3583861
Seth?
>>3583790
Yep, neither one! It doesn't really matter though, 'cause as long as we can all live together there's no big reason to put labels on each other, right?
>>3583794
I'm from a city called Shinatsu, in India! I dunno if that exists in your world, but.. Yep! That's my birthplace, anyways!
>>3583796
>She'd find that it was a perfectly normal chestnut, albeit covered in a bit of slobber, likely from the aftermath of one of her earlier feasts.
D-Do you like it?
>>3583864
A family of 8? Woah! What made you decide to have so many kids?
>>3583861
Fyxe?
>>3583888
I'm not editing, I'm composing stuff.
>>3583739
>>3583888
Jewno.
>>3583807
I'd never talk shit about the only good Nazi I've ever known. He was one of my best friends.
>>3583756
Are you this affectionate with all of your friends? I have no ideas on the location of Noel. Lambda told me she knew of you.
>>3583880
How is an armor eating?
>>3583903
Yes. How did you found out?
The maido program I guess.
First 48.
>>3583922
>beats me but I dig the pic
>>3583932
Spike
>>3583902
I suppose... I care little for labels or titles anyhow.
>>3583932
Ge-Ge
>>3583932
White Mamba
>>3583932
Cappy
>Female
>>3583880
>You should
>>3583893
I would have never guessed that
>>3583932
Shalashaska
>>3583926
Not me who guessed it but are you french or canadian ?
>>3583932
Colonel Sanders
>>3583932
The Player
>>3583932
Knuckles
>>3583932
Book
>>3583932
Rika
>>3583886
>Her tone is somewhere between sarcasm and dull confusion
...Thanks. You shouldn't have.
>>3583932
Envy
>>3583932
Maria and Harusame
>>3583932
Bugs Bunny
>>3583932
The Real Guy, The Best Guy
>>3583932
Silvio
>>3583932
KING CRIMSON
>>3583932
BlackMachismo Jay Lethal
>>3583932
Rick Grimes
>>3583932
Ross
>>3583932
Vic Viper
>>3583902
I didn't decide it, the government forced me to house all these Muslim children because they didn't think England was diverse enough.
But enough about my world, how about yours?
>>3583926
Because you're the only one I know who uses that program as well~ Nice taste in berserk as well
>>3583932
Furry porn
>>3583932
Makina Irisu
>>3583932
Classy Raven
>>3583942
>>3583932
The real White Mamba
