HG Thread.
193rd Express Games
THE BLOODBATH
>>3575385
Yes.
>Kamina is back
>Seth is back
>Shorty is back
Who's next
>45 UIDs this early
HG IS ALIVE AGAIN
>>3575367
My mission has begun.
>>3575378
Is it not? I suppose I have El to blame for that.
>>3575367
...
I will just get some supplies later.
>>3575365
Yes, so, nevermind! I'm not bringing it up!
>>3575281 (Subaru)
...Don't you dare imply that. No, the rewritten versions of people are still "mostly" the same. And she could have been hunted down by youkai or religious nutsos beforehand.
>>3575342 (Makoto)
I still don't even know what beastkin even are. But I've been on run all my life from things that look human, but wouldn't think twice about having me for a light snack. I don't lower my guard so easy.
And I'm pretty sure the combined facts that I'm still alive after all this, after attacking the single most powerful fighter where I'm from, and the fact that I INVENTED AND BUILT THIS TANK is proof of my intelligence.
>>3575367
...You still skipped me.
>>3575367
See ya losers, you won't catch me alive.
>>3575367
Cheese is pretty great...
If only I had some chips to go with it...
>>3575367
You see. The only way to leave this place is to flee.
>>3575336 (Battlecruisers operational)
Fine! I asked the wrong question! I am sorry!
>>3575376 (SHITragi)
.......
Shut up.
>>3575405
...gross.
>>3575367
>>3575336 (2 stones, one bird)
>She's smilin' at the comfortin' words.
Sure thing Onii-chan! I could be usin' somethin' to eat right now.
>I just had to <3
>>3575367
I don't think I'll risk dyin' over some supplies.
>She runs away after bein' the weaker one in the encounter.
>>3575410 (Subura)
>She's tuggin' on his vest.
What kinda bad things are you supressin' though dumdum? Are they really that bad?
>>3575415
That's just what they want you to think.
>>3575367
Good luck to everyone except me.
Because I'm the only one who don't need luck.
>>3575441
lewd
>>3575367
Now that we've got the basics outta the way, it's time to move on.
>>3575378
>>3575355
Yeah, funner isn't a word. I think you have to better yourself before you can make others happy, Rambo.
>>3575386
6,000 YEN! WHO IN THE RIGHT MIND WOULD PAY THAT JUST TO SEE CUTE MASCOTS?!
>>3575367
>>3575458
You shouldn't even be in this arena anyways.
>>3575456
>breaks da rules
>>3575449
>deep kissu
>>3575361 (Has tried to kill me twice)
Please, I saw the grin on your face when I did it. No need to get defensive I already know you're gonna threaten me with a gun next.
>>3575381 (Has tried to kill me once)
That's no good! You gotta have some favorites. I have a whole library of books at my disposal. What genres do you like the most?
>>3575410 (Hasn't tried to kill me yet)
I've had to work towards my goals too Subar- forget it. It'd take too long to explain. What are your goals exactly?
>>3575458
I'm making one for Subaru as well so it'll take a bit. Anything special you want on the burger?
>>3575449
When you accepting friend request again?
>Shorty is back
P-prove it
>>3575428
Thank you, really.
>>3575396
If you want to. What do you have in mind?
>>3575367
Guess I'll have to prove them wrong.
>>3575431
What's so bad about youkai or religious people? I've met some of them before, and they seem mostly nice.
>>3575458
What did I tell you about trying to seem cute? It's gross, so knock it off.
>>3575355
Well.. Yeah, sometimes..
A lot of humans don't like beastkin, and.. I got bullied a lot for it.
It's okay though! I have friends now!
>>3575369
N-No! I meant my brain! Because I'm always getting smarter and more quick! Y-You're a perv!
>>3575390
Beastkin are just a race of people with animal features, that's all! Sometimes we act a little bit like whatever animal we take after, b-but for the most part, we're the exact same as you guys!
E-Even if we were really hungry, our human side tells us not to eat people! S-So, unless someone's crazy, they won't eat a person! And there are also crazy people that eat other people! Probably more than beastkin!
>>3575410
Nuts and berries are super easy to grow, though! They're, like, the easiest things to grow ever.
I've never even done it and I think it's easy!
>>3575491
>barfs
>>3575486
Die.
>>3575498
Now.
>>3575404 (Buddy)
Oh Iida, I think you meant 'love it' if another one of us 'lovers' hug you.
>>3575469
I Swear the entrance fee is lowered to 30 yen! SEE! Even the web page says 30 yen!
>>3575491
Like I... said. I don't... really have... a choice... in the... matter. I tend... to enjoy... everything I... read.
>>3575445
What? Did I hit a nerve?
>>3575499
http://desustorage.org/trash/thread/3554473/#3555211
>>3575491
No, I will just go home and rest. I've been feeling this way for the last week so it's time for me rest a little.
>>3575469
I blame my sister for any mistakes with words I make. Though I am no better for using them.
I do not want to change drastically in order to make anyone better.
>>3575518
Idiots. They do not know what is good. About your friend, Noel was it?
>>3575367
Day one
>>3575518
QTinho said it, not me!
>>3575550
No. No you did not. I was through that. I am done.
>>3575570
All of these supplies are Amagi owned now! You guys have no share!
>>3575506
The former group eats people, and the latter where I'm from kill "heretics". Where I'm from, if it's not a novelty, technology is heresy.
>>3575518
Sounds like some sort of half-breed or something. Besides, I've seen nekomata, and they look like people with cat features.
>>3575480
>>3575522
Stop stealing my memes u fuck
>>3575491
To not die, to be loved by everyone like my parents, and to not die. I can't stress how important one and three are.
>>3575518
You have no frame of reference then! Don't go around telling people things are easy if you've never even done it yourself!
>>3575531
30 Yen? THAT'S OUTRAGEOUS!
Don't you know how many homeless people can come in with that price? A whole lot of them could!
Well, I gotta go, it's 'hang with my creators' day, cya guys later!
>>3575570
Another loss.
>>3575570
Nobody gives orders to Subaru.
>>3575570
Can't crack this nut now can you.
>>3575415
All thanks to me.
>>3575570
Alright guys, I take 50% of the stock and then you share the rest between yourselves.
>>3575525
>dies
>collapses on top of you
>>3574841
You're not wrong, it is indeed foolish to try and figure out if you're immortal by throwing your life away. But lucky for me I enlisted in the army and had m chances to try that.
>>3574942
I'm quite sure intoxication and jumping right off the stage was the reason I didn't last long.
>>3575570
Not the best time to be sealed away, right kid?
>>3575570
You could have killed the freak instead of the little girl, but whatever, it works for me.
>>3575589
I don't know about you, but your career sure is done.
>>3575616
I did not even realize you were here. Farewell.
>>3575522
Anon are you ok?!
>>3575544
You're killing me Nafuka. Alright, how about I bring you some of my favorite books and you can page through them and tell me your favorites?
>>3575558
Oh, did I drive you away? I'm sorry I know I'm annoying but I don't want to keep you from having fun here.
>>3575602
You've got a while to go on one and three. I'm sure there are a few people who love you so you're making progress?
>>3575561
You don't have to change drastically, just throw about all your violent thoughts for cute ones!
>>3575570
I'm a bodyguard, not a murderer. Do it yourself if you want it done.
>>3575617
>Kissu
>///<
>>3575528
I only have one lover, and it is sure as hell not you. Get off me.
>>3575602
Like I give a damn. Right now what we need is more visitors not the money!
>>3575630
*cough* >>3575589
>>3575640
I still have the park to back me up. So Screw you.
>>3575612
Night 0
>>3575561
W-Well, I dunno, idiots is a strong word.. I think they're just misinformed! That's, um.. Nicer!
And yeah, that's her! She's really cute and blonde, kinda short, around five foot? Have you seen her?
>>3575586
...What's your name?
>>3575593
Yeah! They're beastkin!
And they're fine, right? You've never gotten eaten by any nekos, have you?
Just 'cause I'm part squirrel doesn't make me any different!
>>3575602
It's gotta be easy! How hard could it be?? They're just little bitty things! It's not like growing bananas or coconuts!
>>3575661
>throws up
>>3575635
>Molests my own corpse
>Throws you into a garbage bin
>Does a 360 and walks away
>>3575674
But nothing happened...
>>3575684
wat
>>3575674
Hey! What are you doing?
>>3575675
>gropes
Love Ur tits
>>3575674
Why am I sleeping with a slut... AMD SUCKS! YOU HEAR ME?
so what happened?
>>3575661
Right, the park that's about to go out of business.
>>3575674
... Excuse me, I need to go somewhere for a little bit.
>>3575675
Jurgen Klopp. This is Phil QTinho
>>3575593
Sounds like they have horrible taste in food if they're eating people. Don't they realize there's much better food out there than human meat?
>>3575624
That's right, nobody tells me to do anything! NOBODY!
>>3575638
Should've gone back to drinking soda instead. It would have helped you live longer and not make a fool out of yourself.
>>3575640
Why would you want to die that badly, Araragi?
>>3575649
...
>>3575649
No, I'd shoot you instead of leaving in that situation. I also have to meet up with my father.
...
So I will just do that.
>>3575681
FUCKING STOP STEALING MY MEMES
>>3575661
Buzz off Seiya, if we managed to take down that truck to begin with it's because of me, don't be a selfish bastard.
>>3575674
Get rekt stuck-up madam.
I should have kept some for myself though.
Whatever.
>>3575656
I do not deserve this. Or want it.
>>3575653
I just said I did not want to change.
>>3575675
It is a foolish thing to hate something for. You are mostly human anyway. I would need more details about her. Unless you are talking about Lambda.
>>3575701
>Just stares, kinda confused.
Uh, thanks? I like em too.
>>3575713
>She takes a deep breath.
KLOPP IS A PERVERT EVERYBODY!
KLOPP IS A BIG OL PERV!
>>3575716
Not me, idiot! The other freak! The one with a mask made out of underwear!
>>3575616
Didn't even know you were here. Be seeing you.
>>3575716
Not for them.
>>3575675
Nekomata are cats that've grown so old their tails split and they gain magical powers. And yeah, I've been attacked by them before. And kitsunes and tanuki, too.
>>3575649
I doubt... you'll find... something that... I wont... just enjoy... because its... something new.
>>3575661
But you need money to pay everyone you have working for you! Without it they're going to quit on your sorry ass!
>>3575674
I mean, I guess I could, but I don't even know where to begin.
>>3575675
You gotta love them, talk to them, and care for them. It's a lot harder than you'd thi-
Ah, I just realized you have a tail. Isn't that kind of abnormal?
Fairies are adorable
>>3575721
Have a nice time, Tsukiko-chan!
>>3575716
Don't worry, I was taken down unnoticed and probably no one else remembers, I don't even remember what I did exactly before dying!
>>3575501
I will just watch from here.
>>3575743
Jesus where is David De gay when you need him
>>3575474
I'm more than capable of bein' here dumdum. I'm pretty good with my toys.
>>3575491
I can't think of anythin' so I guess a normal hamburger with some lettuce and well th' rest of the normal things will do!
>>3575506
I'm not tryin' to be cute. I'm just tryin'to help you out you know?
>>3575638
So you could just say that you didn't even know? Won't you ever get older though or fall to somethin' like age?
>>3575781
I want to meet the kind person behind all these delicious gifts.
pssh, who needs fathers r-right?
>>3575781
>>3575716
Subaru?
>>3575721
Ah....ok. See you later Sarah.
>>3575763
Good to know. I'll become friends with you yet Nafuka.
>>3575802
Sounds good, they'll be done soon so just sit tight. How has your day been so far. Sans that suicide bomber I guess.
>>3575778
>post yfw they grind up fairies to make the coffee
>>3575806
I already did the fathers day stuffaroo, timezones and stuff mate
>>3575802
This isn't a place for playing with toys either.
>>3575781
Damn traps didn't go.
>>3575709
Hey, the business now prosper. Unlike your shit.
>>3575726
Riggins, you know me well. I could sue your ass if you try to take more than 25% of what I own in this pile of supplies.
>>3575723
>>3575681
>FUCK OFF BOLIN AND BOLIN JR.
>>3575772
Huh? Oh them. They are fed with people's happiness. As long as there's happy people in the park, they will survive.
They're paid less if we want to survive.
and besides, they can't quit.
>>3575781
oh no... RNGesus. Go away!
>>3575781
Cats are lazy cunts, it shouldn't take much time before he falls asleep and when he does - BOOM - Curb Stomp'd back to the Midcard Hell.
>>3575806
psh. yeah who needs fathers.
>>3575806
Fuck 'em.
>>3575806
Number 1 dad here
Just wanted to let you know you're a disappointment
>>3575818
>>3575817
You realize... I'd likely... ignore you... to read... everything in... the library.
>>3575739
Well, thanks. I'm glad you think so. I think we can be good friends!
Lambda? No.. Hm..
I might talk to her though. Is she around?
>>3575757
W-Well, it was probably for a reason, right?
Like, you probably stepped on their tails or something!
>>3575772
N-No! I'm surprised you didn't notice the ears first..
I'm just part squirrel. I'm not different from you, or him, or her, or them.
We're the same, I've just got some extra parts is all! Haha!
>>3575847
>Grabs ass
>Throws up
Whoops
>>3575739
But you're cute deep down, Rambo-tan! I know you are, and you know you are. You're a cute girl that's begging to be let out!
>>3575751
It's hard to distinguish two freaks from one.
>>3575757
Have you ever tried eating people? It's not as good as you'd think it is.
>>3575802
If you weren't trying to be cute then you wouldn't be tugging on my shirt. It's annoying.
>>3575837
cough cough... cough cough.....
And I thought... Sento's cooking was horrible.
>>3575829
What do you mean? My "shit" is just fine.
>>3575873
by raping lolis?
>>3575802
Age seems to be the only thing I can't run away from. You could say death is still here, just slowly crawling up by back. Will I get a "game over, thanks for playing" title once this body is too old to move? Who knows! Definetly not me.
>>3575806
Fathers are nearly instrumental in a child's upbringing.
>>3575806
I don't have a father.
>>3575862
Bolin stop
>>3575414
You have to guess
>>3575817
Psh, who needs people to like them anyways? That kind of thing is overrated!
>>3575829
They can't quit? D-Don't tell me you've kidnapped them!
>>3575837
Stick to reading books, Betty-tan.
>>3575887
pfft
>>3575895
>grabs dick
>>3575818
Fairies are actually used for soup!
>>3575864
Not to a youkai. It's a delicacy.
>>3575856
I don't leave this tank if I can help it. Youkai like attacking humans, to watch them squirm, to scream, to run, to hide, to bleed, to suffer, to die, and that's assuming they're not even hungry. I know fully well, considering how I've seen it happen a good few times before.
>>3575778
And generally stupid. I'm surprised they even recognize that.
>>3575806
Yeah, sure....
>Tfw it's too soon after my own birthday to make a cake for Father's Day even though all the cake is gone by now
>>3575890
>Ilya
sucks to be black m8
>>3575907
BOLIN FUCK OFF
>>3575887
Are you calling my dad an instrument? You jackass!
>>3575829
Boy, do you know who I am ?
Do you really know who I am ?
I'm the King of Rigs, you could get the best attorneys in the world, even give a 1 year subscription to the judge for free rides on the merry-go-round and I would STILL win the trial.
Be careful with who you're screwing with.
>>3575837
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0R2XZRrZDFo
TUTUTUTUTUTUTU, TUTUTUTUTUTuuuuuuuu...
TUTUTUTUTU
Damn why the fuck can't I sleep ?
FUCKING RIOT
>>3575919
Illya actually knows his father
His father is also a weeb like him
>>3575919
Hey now, I knew my father. He might be in jail though.
>>3575864
Well, yeah, I guess anything like that would be hard for an idiot.
>>3575882
It's not rape, everything is consensual.
>>3575887
You'd know, with having two fathers yourself.
>>3575918
This is not fun at all, time to increase the difficulty.
>>3575918
>>3575856
Uh...I don't think that's how that works. Normal people don't have tails, ears, or only eat nuts. It's a little scary, if I was to be honest.
>>3575916
A delicacy they won't be eating often, so that's fine with me.
>>3575918
I don't have a gun to use this with...
>>3575937
>llya's padre is a pedophil
>>3575913
I want to eat Cirno!
>>3575856
If you think so. Lambada may be this Noel you are talking about. She fits your description. Though I have not seen her in some time.
>>3575864
No there is not. Why do you believe there is?
>barfs
>>3575829
I'm sorry for disappointing you kany-
>pukes
>>3575863
STOP IT
STOP IT RIGHT NOW
>>3575895
>>3575902
They're denizens of the park who live off happiness. They can't leave the park.
Without happiness, they cease to exist and the magic is lost.
>>3575928
Uh no. Never heard of ya Riggins. Not until this morning anyways.
>Good to have ya back nigger.
>>3575918
Sanctum crossbow for the win.
>>3575939
In your own eyes. I wonder what they think though.
>>3575918
NOT TODAY
I BURIED THE HOUNDS OF JUSTICE
AND I'M DOING IT AGAIN HERE
>>3575956
Nah, he's works as a Corrections Officer. He's on the other side of the bars.
>>3575916
>cake
Father's day is about steaks and alcohol
>>3575847
Woah, you already want to come into my house? Moving a little fast Nafuka. One step at a time here.
>>3575902
>He gives him a burger with a ton of mayo
That's nice, shut the hell up and eat. I'm your friend so how about you appreciate the food I made for you.
>Throws up
>drops chainsaw below
>>3575913
Why is that pot empty?
>>3575951
It happens pretty often, actually.
>>3575976
>Haven't got those around either. Well, maybe steak, but the weather's too shite to barbecue and we normally save it for sundays.
>>3575937
I-I was just joking please don't kamikaze into my house
>>3575920
IT'S NOT ME OK
THE ANONS ARE TRYING TO FRAME ME
IT'S THE FUCKING JEWS IT'S A CONSPIRACY
>>3575966
>>3575983
STOP IT STOP IT STOP IT STOP IT STOP IT
>>3575977
........................................................................
>>3575977
Guess I need to set up more traps if you missed all those on the way here don't I, or am I just lulling you into a false sense of security Seth?
Eh-
>Pukes
>>3575939
I'm pretty sure you both have the same kind of goals. All you want to do is put girls panties on your head and run around like idiots.
>>3575965
The whole cute animal thing, of course! You say that's the only thing you have in common with your sister, but I think there's much more to it. You can't have a soft spot like that without having a few other soft spots.
>>3575977
Seth hitting the pedigree on Kano.
>>3575977
>>3576005
This is taking too long, thanks for playing!
>Shoots.
Remember when people were excited about bolin coming back?
Pepperidge farm remember. And Pepperidge farm thinks those people were fools.
>>3576001
Oh don't worry, I wouldn't do that.
>>3575968
>/r9k/ Autistic
>Pukes
Eugh
>>3576016
I'm 100% sure that he was samefagging as those people
>>3575981
I never... mentioned your... house though. I only... mentioned a... library. Unless your... homeless and... live at... a public... library?!
>>3576021
Loli Illya rapeface when
>throws up and grabs dick
>>3575817
It's been pretty good. Still a bit tired 'n sleepy but I'm doin' alright. What about you Onii-chan?
>>3575864
It's to get your attention... Geez... you really are th' biggest dumdum here.
>>3575883
That seems to be somethin' that's gonna be a pretty big mystery ol' dumdum. You don't seem to be an evil guy so I hope it ain' goin' to end up with you dyin'!
>>3576007
>>3576031
I FUCKING SWEAR ANON, ONE MORE TIME
>>3576022
https://boards.4chan.org/r9k/thread/29393090/autistic-dad-hobbies#bottom
>>3576036
You really love that gif of lex luthor huh?
>>3575969
So they're not actually real girls?
>>3575977
That's what I get for trying to be useful.
>>3575981
>he takes one bite out of the hamburger, then puts it down
There's not enough mayo on this.
>>3575997
But...but it's a delicacy! That means they can't have it all the time...
>>3575993
>>3575996
Nice kill, Mr. Bateman.
>>3576045
Just for you anon~
>>3575916
What's a youkai?
I've never even heard that word before!
>>3575951
I'm not scary! Just because we've got tails and ears doesn't make beastkin any different from humans! We act almost the same!
>>3575965
I already heard.
Someone named Aussa told me, and yeah.. I'm just not sure, I don't really want to talk about what I think until I know for sure I'm right or not.
Thanks, though, uh.. I never got your name!
I'm Makoto!
>>3576040
>Gets down on one knee
Would you marry me?
>>3575969
I'm sure they would all agree.
>>3576009
Wha- No! I wouldnt do that... And besides I only have one pair of girls panties in my possession.
>>3575969
Keep pretending like you don't. Everyone, the press, the whole WORLD was talking about the return of The Man.
I know you're trying hard to hide your fanboyism but there's no need to Seiya.
>>3575977
You may be a mastermind, but I am both a mastermind AND an athlete.
You're gonna have to hit up the gym if you wish to beat me in a fair fight.
>>3576023
>Fires at Seth gliding in the air with his parachute
>Misses
Hmm...time to track him down once he steps on the ground.
>>3576061
That is professor X you fool
And I'm in love with it
>pukes
>>3575827
>She shows her toy gun.
You see? This is what I'm talkin' about. It does alluva things I need done.
>>3576023
N-Never again...
>>3575905
How is a life of failure treating you?
>>3575921
No, as in he was an essential tool in raising you!
>>3575945
>>3575959
I have one father and one mother, swine! Just like any normal person would.
What is he trying to show us?
>>3576062
Whenever they can get their hands on it. Some of them can't even survive without it.
>>3576065
Common English interpretations of the word are monster, spirit, or anything like that.
>>3576016
Agreed, their nostalgia of le ebin trollmaster clouded their judgement.
>>3576036
Nah, I'm probably narcissistic enough to do that but at the same time I also have too low esteem to ever think people would want me there.
>>3576083
That isn't a toy at all.
>>3576063
>tfw you will never get molested by a loli mage
JUST
am I the only nigga who can't tell these animes apart?
Friendly reminder that X GONNA GIVE IT TO YA
HE GONNA GIVE IT TO YA
>>3576009
You are wrong. I find that the things my sister value are boring and unnecessary.
>>3576065
*begins petting your tail*
Ramlethal Valentine.
>>3576093
Well, yeah. One man in a gay relationship has to be the ''female''.
>>3576093
You should have just bumped the game faggot. Either host now that you're back or fuck off. If you're not hosting we pretty much don't want or need you around, desu.
>>3576101
I'm not a monster!
Why're you so intent on bullying me just because I'm a beastkin?
>>3576006
Don't think you can trick me this easily, my friend. In that arena, I outmaneuver everybody, and outside of it, I outsmart everybody.
You're gonna have to step up your game both physically and mentally if you want a shot at me.
>>3576023
Is that all "the absolute madman" has in his arsenal ?
I'm gonna show you who's the real madman here.
>>3576049
I'm just a simple man who wants to have fun. But the things I do would make me look like one crazy villian! You can drop the dumdum thing now.
>>3576040
I said I had a libraries collection of books in my dorm. Seems I flustered you a little bit, this is a nice sight.
>>3576049
>He slides a burger over to her
Well how about we put some energy back into you huh? Eat up Makina.
>>3576062
>He pauses and give him a jar of mayo
I'm both intrigued and horrified but please, use as much as you need to. I have another jar if you require it.
>>3576105
The hell is an ani-me?
>>3576104
So quick to give up? How weak willed!
>>3576049
Do something else to get my attention. Something less desperate.
>>3576065
Almost! The keyword there is ALMOST! Almost doesn't cut it sometimes, chipmunk!
>>3576069
That's still horrible, you sick pervert!
...but uh, you're willing to share them, right?
>>3576105
i can't tell two asians apart
>>3576133
>desu
Fuck off bolin
>doesn't hatepost
Fucking lying cunt
>>3576133
>we
There you go with this shit again.
>>3576062
They are girls you know. And I ain't letting you get em playboy. You have a girlfriend of your own to feed.
>>3576069
Not in front of the court where they could press charges.
>>3576070
Whatever man. The world ain't big enough for me to marvel at your return. You may bring a bigger game back here. But at least I have been giving them constantly.
Now if you would excuse me I would be hitting the bunk. Good night to you all and remember stay good looking.
>>3576151
>Wanting kamina around
Oh look. His dick sucking squad is already got the band back together.
>>3576129
It isn't gay. My mother gave birth to me.
>>3576143
Molest me, you little shit.
>>3576150
>imb4 hurrdurr hateposting once is not hateposting
>>3576101
Th-then we've got to kill them all! We can't let those guys run around here eating all of us!
>>3576107
WH-WHAT THE HELL HAVE I EVER DONE TO YOU GUYS!?
>>3576107
Rest in peace, Subaru...
>>3576165
Fucking wew
Here's a (You)
>>3576165
>not wanting kamina around
It's like you hate fun and love boredom.
>>3576172
>>3576170
Well, yeah. You were adopted after all.
>>3576150
Hey hey hey that wasn't me.
Besides, I fucking hate the whiny latefags, it's like begging for a buff when what you need is to git gud.
>>3576135
Because for all I know you're making this all up. Sure, you haven't got an entirely inhuman aura about you, but.... I don't trust anything easily, with the exceptions of my creations. And this is less "bullying", and more "extreme distrust and paranoia".
>>3576183
Clearly.
>>3576171
Ah ah ah~
Try rephrasing that in a much kinder manner.
>>3576196
and nothing of value was lost
>>3576107
WAIT A SECOND
DOES THAT MEAN YOU ARE.. ?
>>3576159
Hmmpf, even if I only do one performance, it counts for 10x of yours.
But you already know that.
Try to not die in your sleep.
>>3576123
>She happily accepts the tail pets, and starts petting your hair too.
That's a cute name. It's like, your first name is kinda scary and badass, but your last name is really sweet and evens it out, so I like it.
Um, so, I'm Makoto Nanaya, but I just told you that, so..
Nice to meet you!
>>3576144
Squirrel!
Are you one of those people that hate beastkin?
B-Because if you are, then... You're a.. A.. A goober!
>>3576203
Then how can I make you trust me??
I don't want you to hate me! I don't want anyone to hate me!
I just wish you'd gimme a chance instead of hating me because of my tail..
I like you guys, but stop being such autistic faggots all the time
>>3576216
kys rin
>>3576107
>>3576183
Nothing! I just saw my chance to kill you, and that's what I did.
>>3576144
Hell no, they are mine, and I would't have a complete set anymore if I gave them to you.
>>3576159
They wouldn't press charges.
>>3576123
Er...w-well, that's still cute! I-I mean, you've still got your face, so that's a start. You just have to learn that killing people leaves you with a sad, empty feeling inside, which is meant to tell you it's bad.
>>3576141
>he starts slopping it on his hamburger, using up most of the jar
There we go! Now it's ready to eat!
>he starts shopping down on it, finishing it up in four bites.
>>3576219
Your benchmarks are shit
>>3576205
Molest me you piece of jailbait.
>>3576096
Oi what the fuck are you guys trying to do!
>>3576202
Oh shit.... what the hell! Where the hell did you get that?!
FORGET SLEEPING WHAT THE HELL DID YOU GUYS DO!
>>3576138
..... nope.
>>3576237
SETH ROLLINS INURED
OUT OF THE TITLE PICTURE FOR ANOTHER SIX MONTHS
>>3576216
>Implying you're not pulling shit out of your ass at this point to convince yourself that you're right
Go ahead, keep assuming shit. I'm sure that'll accomplish a lot.
>>3576172
So, what would be the perfect adjustment to witness the best quality possible when I blow up these losers' heads ?
>>3576232
I'm sticking this screwdriver up your butthole if you say that again
>>3576159
I have a girlfriend? How come I never got the memo for that?
>>3576268
>Using 'we' ironically to make it into a meme
Fuck off, you summerfag.
>>3576246
Hmm....
>Reaches out to touch you
Ehh, nope!
>Pulls back
>>3576267
I'm sure my butthole runs game better than you do
>>3576228
They would.
I am just going to sleep now.
>>3576267
Working for free *scoffs*
Slut.
>>3576275
Well then who's that blond girl you always hangout with?
>>3576237
GOD DAMNIT
I JUST FINISHED REHABBING IT
>>3576256
SHUT IT
>summerfags
