Homecoming Dance of Despair.
We'll start right now!
>grans binoculars
Oh boy, the shows starting!
>>3559924
...I guess Edna won't be coming after all.
>>3559924
Oh yeah I gave my spot to two losers, I didn't need to be in this match. You morons were angry over nothing to begin with.
>>3559919
I want to watch Sunset and Ramlethal make out.
>>3559924
Get on with my victory already.
>>3559926
What the hell are you going on about?
>>3559931
>jumps off a cliff
>dies
>>3559924
We'll make this quick and easy
KAMINA, NOWS YOUR TIME TO SHINE, HOST OVER
>>3559924
Well that was a fast start.
>Jasper
>>3559970
I will cut you.
>>3559916
Nah, it's no skin off my back.
>>3559924
Oh, is this it?
>>3559848
NUTS!?
>She instantly opens up the pouch and eats directly from your hand, whether out of habit or otherwise. Likely because of the Earth Charmer's magic, her beastkin side was showing clearly.
Dhanks, yhh're awhshum!
>>3559889
S-So what if I like small!? I never said it was big!
>>3559888
W-Well hey, hold on! I was just askin', you don't need to be mean about it!
>>3559948
Aw man, thanks anyways..
>>3559924
Finally...
>>3559924
Do have fun, everyone. In case you do not have a partner, feel free to stick around. I have brought enough food for everyone.
>>3559924
>half of these are fillers and samefag entries
>>3559886
>>3559914
....
Help.
>>3559924
If me and Endo die in the bloodbath I'm shooting up the thread...I mean, Good luck everyone and have fun!!
>>3559924
40 euros on Team Fourze
>>3559924
>Maria and harusame
Remove this filler filth at once
>>3559924
Hole-lee shit. Hold on to your butts!
>>3559924
ready partner?
>>3559924
I'M WATCHING YOUR SORRY ASSES, HG
>>3559827
>s'alright
I thought he was kinda weird at first too...but he's almost a completely different person when you get to know him.
>>3559880
Well...I don't know...but we should leave the swimming for later. Homecoming is starting.
>>3559924
Are you ready Souda?
We should've been ready for a longer period now, so let's just make sure that happens.
>>3559924
>grins
...Let's do this, Garry.
It's finally here... The inkvasion of this rotten surface world ~de geso!!
>>3559924
There we are!
>*Click!*
>>3559924
Good luck everyone.
I'll be dancing with Furry porn while cheering you
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FGBhQbmPwH8
>>3559924
Lets just get this shit over with so I can stop feeling guilty.
>>3559924
>Clad in his Baratheon armor, Stannis draws Lightbringer once more
I shall not hold back. For District Twelve.
![[Screamsinternally].png](https://i.imgur.com/gEOz6L3.png "[Screamsinternally].png")
>>3559924
Let's have some fun.
>>3559983
What? You don't wanna see that? I think it would be hot.
>>3559978
It'll end before they knew what hit them
>>3559992
fuck the food goat mom, did you bring any hard liquor so i can drink myself to near death?
>>3559924
>cocks shotgun fuckingly
I hope you're ready to get fucked, cause someones going to get fucked.
>>3559996
>19 posters for 19 replies
Try again
>>3559974
>>3560019
Our! Right?
>>3559997
Nothing I can do, you're on your own Ms. Akemi.
>>3559980
Thread in 10 minutes.
Do you need a partner to enter?
>>3559998
I'm with you here. I've smuggled this gun in just in case.
>>3559924
pretty shit tributes, desu
>>3559924
Only couple worth rootin' fer is Anon and Wario.
>>3559943
>
>>3559924
Just got in time.
Ready for this, Senpai?
Let's do our best!
>>3560013
>>3559924
Get the mace ready, because I'm feelin' a little spicy tonight.
>>3559899
Shut up jealous faceless mortal. I didn't join the main event of this day, as I didn't find a suitable companion for it. You're lucky I'm not there to destroy you as I did with everyone esle just now.
>>3559921
Even as a jester you've failed.
>>3559950
...I'm just enjoying my glory, dear host Raven. This was of course, planned since he very beginning.
And now, I shall go take my belt. Farewell, hero.
>>3560007
Shut your mouth and step out of the way, then I'll be ready.
>>3559991
Systems Check: Operational
Battery Levels: Fully Charged
Dancing Software: Installed
Salutations.
>yfw Iida's back for Homecoming.
>>3560033
Frank... please... I have the cancer. Let's just get this going and fuck them up... we need to consume them all.
>>3560027
No, I don't want to see my girlfriend make out with someone else.
>>3559924
Let's get this thing started~
>>3559924
Good luck to all of my precious students. As always!
>>3560044
You wouldn't.
You totally would wouldn't you?
>>3560056
Wait a minute, Dancing Software?
>>3560023
No. You'll keep feeling guilty you fucking spic, you fucked over a bunch of people
>>3560045
yes, and it was reservaation only...
>>3559924
Even if she's not here...I'm winnin' this for you, ya hear, Sakuya??
>>3559914
>>3559986
>After a moment she lets the hand drop
Came at an awkward time if ya wanted 'ta get in a few games, though.
>>3559987
>She laughs awkwardly
I got a perpetually-hungry marmot around, so I keep stuff we can both eat on-hand.
>>3560055
alright then buddy, let's have fun out there.
Young Hero of old! There lie monsters and demons, Tainting this prom with their heresy!
Let's slay these bonebags together, Hero and Heroine!
Hero of Legend, Erdrick Loto!
Hear my call!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bzRyxzNPLok
ARE Y'ALL FUCKING READY TO DANCE§§§§§§§§§!!!!!!!!
>>3560039
I don't have time for people that accuse me of being a pervert. I'll do all the work and reap all the benefits for myself.
>>3559924
Let us do our best, Aizawa.
iiiiiyyyyyyaaaaaa
>>3560018
>Unseals himself
Time to teach 'em who's boss, commander. You ready?
>>3559924
>A Blorg and Ririchiyo
someone got desperate
and I'm not sure who
>>3559974
Ya weren't talkin' about th' song?
>>3559912(mado-chan)
I can't wait!
>>3559997
With?
>>3560076
I DIDN'T MEAN TOOOO.
This is the last time I'm ever entering something like this.
>>3560072
What a nice place, don't you think ?
>>3560072
I'm glad I flew.
>>3560066
...what if they let you join? Hmm? How about that, would it be hot then?
>>3560072
haven't been rigged to death so far!
>>3559924
Oh dear, is it time already?
>>3559950
I'm not sure myself, consider it an indescribable feeling.
>>3560011
>Is still holding you in his arms
Oh! Oh dear, it's time already! Let's go, my dear, we mustn't be late!
>>3560072
>>3560098
Let's do this, Shrimp Buddy ~de geso!
>>3560072
>>3560072
Fuckin racist ass cops. See what I mean, man?
>>3560072
C'mon Lapis! We're here just on time!
>Jasper
>>3560072
>>3559998
>>3560046
>OH SHIT
>>3560072
Let us begin.
>>3560072
what you mean I'm not allowed to drink this? it's juice, right?
>>3560072
I shouldn't get so absent minded now... Maybe I can pull off a win this time!
When are you taking tributes??
>>3559992
That is very sweet of you. Thank you, madam!
>>3560095
iiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
>>3559910(Fyxe)
Reservations? Sounds like a pretty big deal then. And of course! I'd love to go with you~! Where do we sign up?
>>3559970
>>3559983
As will I.
>>3559924
I am ready.
>>3559875
Everyone hates spiders.
>>3559916
Mother did not teach me either.
>>3560072
Of course... Time to start another Columbine.
>>3560078
I can still wait around and keep watch for any witches though.
>>3560079
>Don't make me feel bad now.
>>3560114
I just want Sunset. No one else.
>>3560040
Just one night...that was too much to ask for wasn't it?
>>3560108
Death.
>>3560072
>>3560117
Of course. I wouldn't miss this for the world.
>>3560095
>>3560072
Let's do our best.
Make sure to instruct others of the proper safety practices of the Homecoming Dance, Tenya.
>>3560072
Frank... are you smelling what I'm smelling? It smells like gay faggots in here.
>>3560060
Yes, sure, that's why you complain about a slap on the wirst.
>>3560092
You mean you're going to protect me?
>>3560046
Right!, hopefully there's no race tracks in this one...
>>3560049
One of these days...
>>3560072
AAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
>>3560072
oshit the cops
>>3560084
I'm in it to win it, dumbass.
>>3560072
>>3560123
Gee, great, let's just bribe them already, you weirdo.
>>3560011
>shrugs
Maybe, never really talked to him much, just have seen him around.
You all ready to go though? Good luck!
>>3560125
Tributes have been taking weeks ago, senpai.
>>3560103
No, I was asking you an honest question.
>>3560141
See what happens when you people act up? You're going to make this more trouble than it's worth.
>>3560072
Oh dear...
>>3560154
>hides
>>3560125
a month ago
>>3560072
Ah... What an extravagant event.
Good thing I found a chainsaw in time.
>takes garry's hand and goes further in.
Shall we?
>>3560137
Then we'll have to learn from everyone else.
>>3560058
It would be absolutely heinous of me to be absent and submit someone to being on their lonesome while surrounded by couples.
>>3560015
>>3559916
Just that I, uh...I know being on that side of the matter. Good luck out there, by the way.
>>3560120
Hey Wiggins.
Get 'em all dunked on, for me. Would you?
>>3560163
>she nods
Thank you. I will need it.
>>3560072
Well Kyoko and Bikko have an excuse of being poor but come on guys.
>>3560148
D-Do you need an ambulance?
>>3560117
Go get em, tiger.
>>3560072
This venue will look a lot nicer once it's on fire!
>>3560161
oh ok, Officer! take my money!
>>3560061
>>3560072
This is all we could afford..
>>3559992
Have a lovely night. Toriel and I will be the chaperones for this event. Make sure it is a good experience.
>>3560153
I'll keep going even if you die.
>>3560167
>>3560169
Then how the fuck is anyone supposed to get in??
It's the same fucking tributes every thread with no one else getting in.
>>3560148
Homura, I don't understand what you're saying. Put that gun down..
>>3560078
Gahh! Those were some good nuts, you really know how to pick em, literally!
>Her cheeks and face were completely covered in berry bits and chunks of nuts.
You got a huh? A marmot? That's cool, I've never met nobody with a pet marmot before.
Oh, by the way, I'm Makoto! Thanks for the food!
>>3560170
There won't be any trouble when everyone's dead.
>>3560154
Hope you have enough ammo. 46 bullets.
>>3560137
Aww, you guys are no fun. It was just a little joke.
>>3560147
Man, that's so dull. But I suppose I can't knock you for it.
>>3560072
This was not supposed to happen...!
>>3560072
Hmph, As expected of you.
We need to stay prepared for any unexpected outcome.
>>3560171
>>3560122
>Shoots up thread
NO FAIR!!!!
>>3560148
Yeah you heard me well demonette! What the hell are you planning with that little girl you monster!
>>3560206
You're going to dance with my corpse?
>>3560072
Keep in mind: The events were written with pairs in mind. If one of you loners get an event that seems weirdly worded, just roll with it~!
>>3559924
>>3560072
T-That was quick...
Could someone point me to the bar? I need a drink or two...
>>3560216
There is nothing dull about loving one person.
>>3560176
Well then, guess I'll just kill myself to escape the guilt then...At least two of them are actual entries, but snek and grimes aren't here.
>>3560072
>>3560074
>>3560217
Would you like me to preform a cheerful dance to lift up your spirits?
Yes/No.
>>3560072
Fuck.
>>3559880 (Ringabro)
H-how did you? If you don't mind me asking. I'm a little interested especially if she's a singer..
>>3559916 (Urotsuki)
Yeah yeah... I just got my sisters... Here.
>I hold out a red chainsaw for her.
It's a working prop, but that just means it's the real deal..
>>3559943 (Miku)
I guess the good things with leeks is they don't melt...
>>3560128
>Hug intensifies.
Nope! I have to make up for lost time! I missed you buddy!
>>3560137
Not me, I think they're cute!
>>3560170
It's when two people really, REALLY like each other y'know?
>>3560032
Sorry, just punch, faceless one.
Could I get you a cup of that instead?
>>3560056
Welcome, dear.
>>3560127
No problem at all! I'd like to make sure everyone enjoys themselves. If I can get you anything, do let me know
>>3560205
Garnet, there you are! I just put on your coffee, actually~.
>>3560229
Remove the glasses, boss
>>3560214
90 bullets Endo.
>>3560214
I thought we'd at least make it to the final 5...
>>3560208
welcome to these kinds of prom/homecoming/etc events, weeks of preparation for pretty much the same thing you can get with any game
>>3560054 (furry porn)
Get your fluffy ass here, we don't need no event. Let's just fucking rave.
>>3560226
Hahahahahaha!
>>3560213
>She sneaks up behind you.
>>3560214
HAHAHAHHA! I LOVE YOU ENDO, BUT I REFUSE TO DIE EARLY ON!
>>3560225
NO!
I won't be dancing with any corpse, you sicko! Can you please stop trying to throw fetishes on me? It's making me look like the wrong kind of mad!
>>3560226
This is all your fault. You're ruining the dancing!
>>3560226
People are already getting drunk?
Impressive.
>>3560226
>>3560118
And now, to plan our strategy! Let's sneack donw the tables and use your mighty tentacles to make them trip as they dance.
>>3560233
Buzz off
>>3560195
I need you to stop talking to Madoka.
>>3560223
>>3560210
She's here to take her away from me...I can't let that happen...
>>3560226
It's simple. The first think we're goink to do is evacuate all the shrimp. Then we'll move onto the humans ~de geso.
>>3560053
Farewell, then.
>>3560072
The bus? This is hardly a classy arrival...economical, but not classy.
>>3560117
I know those feelings. Would you say it's a change for the better, or worse?
>>3560226
*springs up* You rude little runts...
>>3560185
Uh, yeah, mascot person dude, you got it.
>>3560226
Yo, them short ass niggas won't get outta the way in time, too damn slow. Pass me the switch.
>>3560226
>>3560257
I'm sorry, Real, Best guy, you're my friend, but I won't have you ruining this night for me.
I mean c'mon. You already killed six people.
>>3560226
W-we have a serious d-drinking problem...
>>3560226
You pricks! I was just about to get laid in here!
>Jasper
>>3560150
Safety practices?
>>3560226
I probably should have worn an actual tie, for complete symmetry...
>>3560222
>Gets hit by a stray bullet.
>Dies.
Guhh...
>>3560226
>the little doll purposely steps on Ruby's toes out of spite
You really should trained me.
>>3560203
Well that's pretty fucking gay man. Do you know how much pain I had in there?
>>3560226
That's actually pretty fucking good man.
>>3560142
Witches? I've seen plenty'a magic-users 'round, includin' people who call themselves that.
>>3560213
>She laughs again, as a winged, horned marmot swoops down and lands on her shoulder
Really, more "technically his boss" than a pet. Aussa, Aussa the Earth Charmer. Nice 'ta meet'cha.
>She grins, holding out her left hand
>>3560226
...I just wish she was here.
Looks like the perfect time to play swing.
>plays swing with clarinet
>>3560222
>somehow manages to not get hit
PLEASE DON'T DO THIS!!!
>>3560226
This seems like a mess to clean up...
>>3560226
>this kinda works out
>>3560149
>>3560072
Y-you've come with a plan, surely? I'll be honest I was so caught up in preparation I forgot to muster up a plan.
>>3560196
>winks
>>3560226
Hmh... Now THIS, I've never done before.
>>3560237
Just in time!
>She starts the chainsaw, revving it as much as possible
Let's DANCE!
>>3560072
It seems we won't be making it to the end.
>>3560258
>Is none the wiser and occupied with being fed
>>3560226
The first group of dead students, but certainly not the last! Pay your respects!
>>3560233
>Ruri will never give you a strip dance
why live
>>3560226
I'm not a numbers guy. That's all Daru.
>>3560233
Yes.
>>3560226
There we are, I'm glad this took a turn for the better.
>>3560248
I-I'd rather not let everybody see me cry about getting in dead last...
>>3560226
Too slow, too bad
>>3560226
>>3560280
I'll *ow* make *ow* sure *ow* that I'll help you tan *ow* go next time.
>>3560252
I forgot you were immortal. But what would do the double amount of ammo against someone like you?
>>3560253
I thought we would win because we are so great...
>>3560226
...Well, that ended quick.
>>3560259
Alright, but we ARE going to dance. That's what homecoming is about after all!
Put your hands right here, on my hips. This time it's fine.
>>3560265
>>3560294
But don't eat them while we carry it, I know you too well commander, let carry our trasure for you this time.
How's this for an idea, Instead of hosting an event game to get everyone hyped, how about hosting an event DAY? That seems more logical than having just one game with multiple people left out.
>>3560276
Of course. It would be a shame for someone to hurt themselves by running on the dance floor, or spilling drinks.
Don't worry about your outfit, it's I who should have tried to match you better!
>>3560282
>slaps you in the face
SHUT UP! SHUT THE FUCK UP, YOU FUCKING RETARD, YOU FUCKING RETARD.
HOW THE FUCK DO YOU EXPECT TO WIN AT THIS RATE? GET YOUR HEAD IN THE GAME
>takes a hit of cocaine
post waifus
>>3560303
F.
This is supposed to be a fun time, it's a shame so many people got unlucky.
>>3560237
And I can carry mine wherever I go
>>3560279
Ahhh!, Sorry Kaito!
>>3560290
I demand justice!!
>>3560303
Well, atleast we are not last place.
>>3560264
I'm just trying to be friends!
We should be friends too!
>>3560226
Give me another one! I need more smoke in my lungs if I'm ever gonna look cool enough for Miss. Sonia!
>>3560264
What do you mean take Madoka from you? Madoka's her own person, and it seemed like she was pretty fond of you. She isn't the type to just leave people behind because she makes a new friend.
>>3560284
Not those, a different kind of witch.
POST YOUR PROM THEME
>>3560293
...
No. But that doesn't matter, we should still give it everything we've got.
>>3560303
See you in hell
>>3560332
Nah, makes it feel more exclusive this way.
>>3560287
You got it right man.
Make it swing real good
>>3560252
>>3560322
Er-66
Either way you're woefully underprepared
>>3560272
Totally worth it. I've had my fun.
>>3560303
F to all the poor bastards I killed.
>>3560340
Kay
>>3560354
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=asPTAL5xk18
>>3560303
>>3560275
C'mon Lapiss. We're going home. I don't wanna wait until after this event. Later you bunch of nerds!
>Jasper
>>3560284
What's up with the long face, my lady?
>>3560242
Salutations.
>>3560263
Affirmative.
>Walks away.
>>3560304
Data not found.
>>3560308
Affirmative.
>Dances in the car.
>>3560300
>Seeing she's distracted, she floofs your tail vigorously.
>>3560303
.....
>>3560322
Well, like always, next time...
>>3560354
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4dGJKh9hLTs
>>3560352
>>3560354
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yODLkaF8F-Y
>>3560226
I do not care for music.
>>3560222
>The bullet grazes his armor, leaving a bit of damage. Stannis doesn't flinch.
A shame.
>>3560354
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y0WeqCFQklc
>>3560226
Welll that was just wonderful.
>>3560342
There will be another one... I swear....
>eases towards you and tries to calm you down
>>3560354
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6EEW-9NDM5k
>>3560241
Okay, so what does this have to do with Mahiru and I?
>>3560327
I'm not falling for that again! I'm not interested in getting my hands shot off from that crazy bitch you talk to!
>>3560354
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pc0mxOXbWIU&index=24&list=PLjGOQK-MjWeCZ6qUS-OH5lUT3JcluRSh6&shuffle=748
>>3560303
Playing games and dancing... but I know you all want to win! You'll resort to murder in time!
>>3560338
>TAKES TWO HITS OF COCAINE
FUCKING LETS DO THIS. ITS LOOKING PRETTY FUCKING GOOD FRANK. ITS LOOKING FUCKING GREAT.
>>3560169
Aw....maybe next time then..
>>3560242
I'd take some slice of tart I think, just to begin.
I can smell from here that you're an excellent cook.
>>3560340
>>3560354
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cGa3zFRqDn4
>>3560370
You carried on District 12's traditions valiantly. F.
>>3560269
I suppose that is quite subjective, but I like to believe I've changed for the better.
>>3560361
And everything we've got we shall give! And I know with utter certainty that this game is ours.
....
D-do you want me to put you down now?
>>3560387
>Hot damn!
I see what he did there
>>3560226
I know what this means. We are the cutest.
>>3560226
>wraps her tail around one of their legs.
Oh I'm sorry about that~
>>3560354
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r2S1I_ien6A
>>3560366
You are correct, fox. It ain't a party without swing!
>>3560405
Ha-Haha...Kill me bug suit.
>>3560284
>She sniffs your hand instinctively before standing up straight and giving you a sideways high-five instead of a handshake.
Earth Charmer? I guess that kinda sorta explains why I like you so much already, with "charmer" and all.
>She reaches out a finger to poke at the marmot.
Weird lookin thingy, isn't it?
>>3560382
AHH!
>She panics and spins around, taking an overdramatic fighting position.
Who floofs the tail!?
>>3560328
I wouldn't do somethink like that... I'd only have a little ~de geso!
>>3560405
Speakink of which... kinda thirsty ~de geso.
>>3560335
How can we win if we save everybody?
>>3560396
It's kind of hard protecting someone when I DON'T EXIST!
>>3560388
What did I do to receive such a rude reception?
>>3560044
IT'S BEEN 10 MINS HURRY MAN
>>3560405
Hmpf. Then we will test our skills in a dance.
>>3560401
No no, that's how you dance, you know? Have you never been to a ball?
>>3560407
>haven't had any blow in years
That would be pretty dope right about now.
>>3560408
>>3560255
>>3560021
GET YOUR ASS ON THE DANCEFLOOR NOW
>>3560394
>>3560398
>puts the weapon away
Sorry...
>>3560264
Il do more then that, Demon!
Repent or Die!
>>3560314
Cry you girl.
>>3560405
That one was my idea.
>>3560295
I-I might need that back later! The boys in the lab have started on yours!
>>3560342
I can too!.. In a cooler... And it's alright!
>200 images in 15 min
Damn son
>>3560368
Someday, I find out what kills you. Everyone has a weak spot.
>>3560384
I'm not going to stop until we win one of these games. And if I have to wait until I die...
>>3560405
they are dancing... very good, look at those moves.
>>3560424
>>3560405
W-We were just making sure that it was alcohol!
>>3560405
C'mere Ghostie, let's teach them how it's done while we also shoot our guns.
>>3560405
Now these are more proper pairin, am I right, or am I right?
>>3560405
Could you light it up ?
>>3560418
>yup
>>3560405
The punch seems popular..
Also, poor Wario and Anon..
>>3560446
It's alright...
>>3560405
Never have I ever took someone that wasn't human to a formal dance.
>>3560352
...We're talkin' "big and scary monster", aren't we?
>>3560373
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N7AVGuAhn8k
>>3560378
Sakuya can't be here, clearly.
>>3560222
>Thtows up a wall of crystals
>>3560430
>She blinks at the action
Huh...and hey, I'm not even usin' that.
>It snorts at the touch, giving you a blank stare
Eeeasy there, he's a bit prideful.
>>3560436
Memes
![[124].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/djQaS7m.jpg "[124].jpg")
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