RIGGINSMANIA CONTINUING HERE HG THREAD OR SOME SHIT
THE HOST IS ABOUT TO DIE EDITION
>>3557778
Say something new, or has calling you out on your shit finally lost it's fun as well like everything else that has to do with you? Touch of death. Creative sinkhole. You're mentally unable to catch up.
>>3557846
If the crowd likes em, push'em.
>>3557823
A business card? Really?
I want to violently rape Muffet
>>3557823 (Beggar)
I did end up givin' you 5 Yen! You're hired to take all of them down! I'll be takin' a vantage spot though... just for takin' down high fidelity targets y'know?
>>3557860
Don't worry...Onii-chan will be savin' me in all due time.
>>3557860
..Well, this is strange.
>>3557774
I am well. I was... just getting ready for the event, as you can see.
>
>>3557806
Good idea. He did get you one after all.
I'll ask him...
>>3557689
>>3557866
Kaito? I need a chainsaw. Now.
>>3557776
..So it's just something you... feel?
>>3557825
Alright, you must have been expensive to build though. With synth-skin, a functioning digestive system, and some great A.I., plus whatever I haven't heard about.
>>3557793
What the fuck? there's not even any music.
>Pulls out a roll of tape
>Tapes your feet together
There, you good now?
>>3557807
>Tapes you up from head to toe.
Fuck you too.
>>3557794
Ha, I've never used one of them to win.
That's why I keep...
...
Losing...
>>3557860
YOU'RE NOT ALLOWED TO DIE SETH.
IF YOU DIE, I'LL FUCKING KILL YOU.
>>3557695
Took you fucking long enough.
Now add me back on Steam so I can set you on fire again you faggot.
Or you could just tell me what the fuck actually happened.
We're really finding the dumbest shit to get hype about nowadays.
If this community gives 30 (You)s to a cancerous OOC self-insert coming back after a week of using a secret ava then we have a problem
>>3557860
DEAN, DEAN, DEAN, DEAN, DEAN!
>>3557887
Are you me?
>>3557860
I will be the end of everything.
>>3557866
Oh that. It was part of my original purpose. I have grown a liking to it.
>>3557826
I have no fetishes. Srawberry. I'm as prude as they come.
>>3557860
I don't want it! I don't want it!
>>3557837
Y-You think so? Thanks. Yours looks nice too.
>>3557860
>Knocks Sheamus in the head
S-Sorry! I wasn't trying to go after you!
>>3557860
Dean let's look at this loser and laugh.
>>3557811
That's true,having my powers stripped feels like a hassle actually trying to survive.
>Jasper
I believe in you beefcake! Win new prom!
>LFL
>>3557825
R-Right, eheh...
>>3557826
>*Click!*
Oh wow! This turned out really cute!
>yfw Seth saved HG
>>3557861
Yes, i just noticed on the archives there was something big happening at this hour
>>3557884
I still don't get what you're trying to say. This is super fun, so why are you pissed off? I legit don't get it.
>>3557907
die
>Penguin, Kamina, Shorty, Crab Nigga
>Homecoming
>Batsu Games
>Rigginsmania
>Hoshi and Junko going at it
O boi i am laffin
>>3557907
>"I don't like fun"
>"I don't like what other people fun enjoyable"
NOW
WATCH
ME
(YOU)
>>3557907
die
>>3557851 (Utsutsu)
Well, that kind of thing happens a lot in the games... he shouldn't be too mad about that, and if he is, he has a lot coming for him...
>>3557899
In the meantime, you could use mine.
>>3557920
Of course I think so!
>>3557907
Die
>>3557907
Fucking kill yourself Debbie Downing bitch.
>>3557860
give it back
>>3557920
>>3557907
die
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>>3557907
Are you fucking surprised? You retarded cunt? It's people like you who realize this bullshit this late into the game that allows shit like this to take over.
You deserve it, now shut the fuck up and take it. I fucking warned you.
>>3557940
Fuck Kamina, this is the return of the night.
>>3557907
This
>>3557961
...
>>3557860
BAH GAWD THIS DOG IS MERCILESS
>>3557907
>>3557943
I'm so happy.
So elated.
>>3557907
People need things to feel involved in, otherwise they start to realize how deep into the reeking miasma of the shithole they've sunken.
>>3557931
I suppose it does make things fair and a little more interesting, but still...
>>3557866
Heh, I assumed you got it backward.
>>3557900
More than likely yeah, but I hope I was worth the investment.
>Get the idea to enter penguin
>Someone does it before me
>mfw
>>3557823 (Delivery God?)
Are you really trying this hard to sell yourself?
>>3557899
It's...hard to describe. But basically, I suppose so.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FVAPS7zUrRM
>>3557901
>She panics much more clicking her hands to an unknown beat.
>She realizes what you plan to do next and draws out a rapier, keeping it towards you, swishing it to said beat
DONT YOU EVEN DARE!
>>3557983
NO! THIS CAN'T BE HAPPENING! I'M IN CHARGE HERE!
>>3558003
enter duck nigger for me in the postgame
>>3557899
Of course, you found your new weapon I see.
>>3557759
>He smiles before bringing you into an unexpected hug
I wouldn't have it any other way.
>>3557811
I'll meet no one, because I, have a date for the upcoming event, and have no time to "meet" anyone.
>>3557851
I suppose we'll just have to wait until after we win the dance?
>>3557866
Oh, you needn't worry about I, but thank you, Kaito. You've been a better friend than I could ever ask.
>>3557901
attaboy
don't let anyone take her away from you
>>3557934
>
>>3557983
What the hell are you two doing?
>>3557996
I guess...
>Jasper
>>3558003
Yea, show them off
>>3557977
Thanks, but who is Kamina?
>>3557917
A boy that is not a pervert? I doubt it. Especially since this girl here says otherwise.
>>3557935
Y-You think? Let me see...
>>3557988
>Not thinking of sweet, sweet booty
You're not me. You're not me at all!
>>3557982
Achoo!
>>3557983
I don't really know what that's supposed to be meanin' but I'm sure I'll be fine..even if I'm lightly touched..
>>3557907
If it makes you feel any better I hate Kamina too.
He's like the next generation of cancer, and us grumpy oldfags are shaking our fists at him and telling him to get off of our lawn.
>>3557943
Hoshi is super pissed that people are having fun. It's super awesome!
>>3557831
You should definitely check it out. I am nearing my second championship belt. Asian boys are nothing compared to me. They don't even deserve to be called a man.
>>3557847
I'll just claim all the belts in the world, and let him borrow the WWE belt from me.... for a while. Maybe that will cheer him up after that serious leg injury.
>>3557901
Just do me a favor and don't give up. I enjoy watching you lose match after match.
Oh fug I missed the Rigs.
>>3557983
Fight. That is all I will say.
>>3558009
>Oh fuck thanks for reminding me this exists.
>>3558036
>slaps back of your head
>>3558043
>cancer calling cancer cancer
o boi i am laffin
>>3557961
I don't think I've met you before, have I?
>>3557970
>tosses
I-It's all yours, sorry.
>>3557864
It's still too small for my liking. And of course it's "gross". I won't pry! I'd even go through a bit of pain just to see you happy. As long as you keep working hard for me~
>>3557890
Can I, ehh... give it back? I really don't feel safe around guns.
>>3558004
No, I'm trying this hard to raise money for my shrine. A God without a shrine is like rice without sauce! Like a cute girl without bangs! Like me without my fluffy scarf! Worthless!
>>3558051
>implying this is not you
>>3558023
>She sniffs the scent hanging around Ringabel
Is that...white rose petal extract? Splendid choice!
>>3557899
A-ah?! I-I gave Rammy mine!... I could get you a sword..
>>3557914
Well that's like singing to me..
>>3557997
Ah, my feelings, you shouldn't pick on an old man like me.
>>3558023
Oh you're going to make me blush, but I'm like this to everyone...
>>3558060
Have my waifu instead cunt.
>>3557997
If you've managed to become famous then I would assume it's a success, unlike me where if I even manage to survive 1 battle I'm considered somewhat successful....
>>3558060
>Moment you've stayed here for and you missed it
I feel bad for you, Izaya.
>>3557755 (Karen-sensei)
I-I SAID, HOWDY! GET SOME WORKING EQUIPMENT IN HERE! T-THIS IS IMPORTANT!
>>3557703
>>3557717
>>3557724
>>3557725
>>3557728
>>3557733
>>3557736
>>3557746
>>3557747
>>3557751
>>3557765
>>3557770
>>3557773
>>3557776
>>3557777
>>3557783
>>3557786
>>3557790
>>3557797
>>3557800
>>3557817
>>3557859
>>3557866 ( the senpai)
Good to be back, you shits. I hope I didn't get here too late or miss too much.
>>3557740
W-Well uh, no.
>>3557749
Yes. Like now
>>3557756
>>3557758
I need security for these two assholes.
>>3557769 (cute penis man)
Shut the fuck up, Vino.
>>3557806 (caramel-chan)
Hey fuck you, what, you think I carry some ID on me?
>>3557902 (dddddddd)
All in due time, feel free to ask me anything AFTER the festivities though and I will answer in either memes or coherent sentences. Or both.
>>3557983
>>3558061
Gaze upon this sacrifice, my dark gods! Ramlethal Valentine has given up on her own life in behalf on my wrath!
>>3558035
>Hugs with the power of a thousand suns
>>3557910
>>3558017
JESUS CHRIST OKAY, JUST STOP DANCING.
>Untapes your feet
Why're you cheerin for me anyways? The hell I do?
>>3558056
Yeah yeah, shut up Punk.
>>3558034
>Hands you the camera
>>3558072
That was the joke.
He's stealing my shtick.
>>3558009
What the fuck is thi-
>"(You)!
PFFFFFFFFF
Karkat here with no selfie because fuck you, I don't have ten million pictures of myself in cutsie little poses.
When's the next match?
>>3558023
It's a good thing you're together, or else you'd end up skinny dipping with some guy behind her back...
>>3558026
Now, all we need is for those other idiots to die and get out of the way so we can start this all over again. Probably gonna end the same way, but at least there will be a chance.
>>3557941
I hope you are cause Kamina and Seth cucked the fuck outta your shit and your Homecoming will be like the Special Olympics of today's events. It's just consolation at this point.
>>3558026
fucking reply to me beefcake im tryinng to believe in you
>>3558043
>hating someone over the internet
This nigga serious?
>>3558087
I want to violently rape Kamina
>>3557960
I'll manage until then.
It's not the only way I killed before, after all.
>>3557983
...!?
Who...How did someone make this?
>>3558004
As powers of detection often work I guess.
>>3558022
>i actually used the wrong picture, it was supposed to be this
I'll have it soon.
>>3558082
A sword?
...It'll do. Jst give it to me.
>>3558075
But I don't want you to do that!
>>3558034
Even if I did have a fetish I wouldn't be broadcasting it to everyone here. Only a fool would let people know what makes them weak.
>>3557983
FFFFF
>>3558003
Sup faggot ?
I still didn't forget your backstabbing from last year.
Enter my games so I can see you get fucking rekt.
>>3558060
Sup bby.
It's good, you have 23 other occasions to enter it.
>>3558087
24 Hours Marathon double hosting when?
>>3558087
Well, you missed a bunch, but it's the Arena, so you can rest assured that none of what you missed was important.
>>3558071
Ow!
>>3558074
Eruna Ichinomiya!
>>3558087
Fuck off, Kamina. Those are my (You)s, not yours.
>>3558035
Hey Link!
>>3558087
>Ayy, welcome back, man.
>>3558087
Kuku! The equipment is working properly!
I gave it a demon's testing, believe me I did!
> I was only 9 years old
> I loved Denny's so much, I had all the Eggs and Bacon
> I pray to Denny's every night before bed, thanking it for the Grandslams I've been given
> "Denny's is love" I say. "Denny's is life"
> My dad hears me and he calls me a pleb
> I knew he was just jealous of my devotion for Denny's
> I called him a cunt
> He slaps me and sends me to go to eat Perkins
> Im crying now, and my stomache hurts
> I drink the coffee and its really cold
> A warmth is moving towards me
> I feel something touch me
> Its Denny's coffee
> I am so happy
> It whispers in to ear, "this is my customer"
> Denny's grabs me with it's powerful Grandslams and puts me on my hands and knees
> I'm ready
> I spread my mouth and cheeks for Denny's
> It penetrates my stomache
> It tastes so good and I eat it for Denny's
> I can feel my mouth tearing as my eyes start to water
> I swallow against it's force
> I want to eat Denny's
> It serves a mighty plate as it fills my stomache with his love
> My dad walks in
> The Denny's waitress looks him straight in the eye and says. "Its all ordered now"
> The Denny's waitress leaves through my window
> Denny's is love, Denny's is life
>>3558035
Oh I am, dont you worry.
>>3558087
Go away cancer.
>>3558087
Just to make sure.
>kissu
No homo.
>>3558087
You, Me. ERP. Right now. Let's do this. Drop those pants.
>>3558108
I believe one of us could win the next round. Maybe...
>>3558114
>I thought you were at work.
>Jasper
>>3558087
Giff
Steam
>>3558087
It's good to see you again.
>>3558043
Kamina's fine. The fuck are you talking about? He's got approval to cross the border into Asukaland.
>>3558087
I bet your backwoods station doesn't even have a brick to throw at me.
>>3558141
>click
>>3558077
I'm having a great time. I dunno what you're talking about, m8~!
>>3558087
Oh hey, welcome back!
>>3558111
Okay then. Be sure to respond to Yukine and Asuka's events, alright?
>>3558087
>reluctantly gives you the glasses back
>they're covered in dirt
F-fine, but don't expect a Christmas gift from me because this is it.
>>3558148
I miss Denny's
>>3558083
Thanks...
>>3558086
Just kill me.
>>3558130
Jesus christ.
I get you're hyped but take care of yourself aswell man.
>>3558087
Something something, why haven't you killed yourself yet, oh wait.
Being so shitty at everything that you fail suicide sucks, doesn't it?
>>3558060
>She'd pet the izaya but she's all tied up.
>>3558094
I CANT. No matter how much I want to! The moment I can't move enough I get a heart attack!
>She sheathes the rapier, and starts dancing on the spot again
I wanted you to win!
>>3558148
I WANT TO SUCK ULTRON'S ROBOTIC DICK.
>>3558087
I would really prefer to be serious when talking in Steam unless we were already joking around.
For now though, let's just form that tag team and conquer the competition like we promised around a year ago, deal bro?
It's you and me vs The World.
>>3558130
Top Kek Envy
>>3558092
Wh-What!?
>>3558143
Hey anon!
>>3558155
... I wanna fuck that cat.
>>3558087
>Grabs cheeks
are you real?
>>3558075
...So apparently I get to poke a few holes in that.
>>3558120
Occasionally you can get hints with certain mannerisms. Some might, say, refuse to take their hat off, even when they sleep, for example, or be averse to something, or even just refuse to lie.
>She shrugs
Otherwise, it's sort of just...innate.
>>3558087
>Just a lot of shitposting. Whatever you were doing, I hope you enjoyed the break, it's good seeing you again.
>>3558087
It's been great. What the hell have you been getting into?
>>3558082
It'll be a long time before you get old Kaito
>>3558085
Success no matter how little is still success!
>>3558107
30 minutes since he's not skipping peace slides
>>3558081
You would be correct! How could I not choose such a beautiful aroma for such a special day?
>>3558082
Well, not all people are like you, sadly. And I'm always happy to see someone like you in the world.
>>3558108
I said nothing happened...besides, that Satou man doesn't seem all....there.
>>3557957
I hope not...
Back then it made me happy to see a familiar face amonst all the strangers. I've actually seen another close friend of mine here, but she frequents a different place. A much more lewd one...
>>3558023
>she nods
Yes...if we win, that is.
>>3558087
Hmph. No reason to get excited. It could be anyone.
>>3558082
Exactly. Now do you understand me?
>>3558120
If you insist.
>>3558197
It is cute.
>>3558167
Mm, the taste of a hypocrite.
>>3558075
I don't think that's possible after we've been signin' a contract!
>>3558198
Oh. Uh. Let me try again. Hey Link!
>>3558197
...I'm not sure how that would have worked, anyway.
>>3558107
In about a half an hour maybe?
>>3558141
Uh.. M-Madoka Kaname!
>>3558178
Cause you'll be busy fagging your other 4 ships, right?
>>3558175
Woah watch it!
You're gonna hurt someone!
>>3558087
YOU BLUE HAIRED FUCK, I'M GONNA BEAT THE KEYS TO YOUR DUNGEON OUT OF YOUR SKULL AND SAVE MATOI AND
How you doin?
>>3558191
Yeah, but uh.
Why? No one wants me to win.
>>3558197
Well uh.
What you guys do under the covers is between you and them.
Sign me the fuck out.
>>3558198
I bet you do.
>>3558095
Yes, it's good. Thank you!
>>3558129
So the reason you pretend she is your daughter is just that. Got it.
>>3557788
Then there's nothing we can do with him. What we can do is look out for the people around him and warn them in time.
>>3558197
As my new stallions I demand you to take me onwards success while everyone else around us bursts into dark flames!
Someone explain to me why people like Kamina so much
I don't understand. He's exactly what people complain about, an OOC self insert. Yet at the same time everyone praises him.
What the fuck?
>>3558228
Hey! How's it hangin'?
>>3558087
Welcome back dude~
>>3558219
Oh... someone I became pretty close too apparently went that route a while back too...
>shrugs
No idea where she's at at all anymore.
>>3558092
Uh.
>>3558212
Not if your built to be disposable...
>>3558197
Is that supposed to be some joke? Or is that a threat?
>>3558217
Should've went with red rose petal extract to be fair. Or my favourite - Cherryblossom! My daughter brought me a while bottle of it and the aroma is out of this world, literally!
But yes, if you are going to get up close and personal with a lovely lady, you better be smelling like a god!
>>3558087
>I missed you, you asshole.
>Get back on steam so I can tell you how much I hate you
>>3558219
If? Did you say, if?
>He clears his throat
Did you not know that I'm a time traveler? With these yes I possess I can see something so trivial, that you and I, my dear, have this in the bag.
>>3558162
I am. I have no pics on mobile.
>>3558232
Nice to meet you!
>>3558262
He left
>>3558262
Shut the fuck up bobby nobody likes you.
>>3558262
Everyone is a self insert.
>>3558263
I missed the pregame because I fell asleep, even though I had only been awake a couple hours.
Pretty good I'd say.
>>3558262
You must have us confused with /v/, we're not a hivemind.
>>3558122
But I -do- want you to work hard! Chop chop, we've got money to make!
>>3558210
Just...the tiniest job? Even saying a prayer would be enough? I'd leave you alone!
>>3558225
Little brat... Fine! Bodyguard duty! But I'm doing it my way, I'm going to literally guard you with my body. I won't floor anyone, just stand in their way until you decide to fire me.
>>3558120
>That makes more sense.
Maybe you'll find one soon..we could always go into town for one if they sell those at least..
>>3558262
Don't worry about it. Just accept it and move on. It's how I've always had fun here.
>>3558262
Because he's a cool guy that doesn't make garbage posts like yours.
>>3558255
It's perfect! Maybe you should aim to become a model?
>>3558237
Nopers. I'll only be posting the slides and watching everyone have fun. That's what being a host is all about!
>kissu
Seth's game is almost done, I'll be back with the HC roster when it's finished. Good luck!
>>3558262
Chainhosting
>>3558087
>oh hey, you came back.
>>3558238
>>3558280
Stop talking to her.
>click click
>>3558262
He hosts games, and his samefagged cringey ships are a fucking riot.
Probably some of the best laughs I've ever had in HG were at Cuckmina's expense.
>>3558262
Because he takes so much bullshit, and hosts games regardless. Never complains and starts shit about hosting all the time when there is no other hosts, and overtime just gained a lot of respect. People just started eating him alive though for some reason, I have no idea why.
>>3558255
That's what I've been doing.
>>3558255
Looks like you made a bad judgment call if that's the case. How does it feel going to homecoming with a massive pervert such as myself?
>>3558279
Now you have one.
Also, fuck you. :^)
>>3558287
I'm not. I put in the effort to RP all of my characters and no one even talks to me. Then we have Kamina over here that just talks with an Ava in front of him and everybody loves him. It's so upsetting.
Can't believe I missed this round. Well, fuck. Guess I'll just have to wait here until you cheeky fucks get done stroking eachother
>>3558311
That too. He's very entertaining.
>>3558197
FEAST TIME
By the way, Auto-Cropper is glitching as fuck. Cropping out of the game and going to
brantsteele disclaimer page.
>>3558240
I guess you're the one wrestler I like? I dunno why. Instinct I guess.
>>3558262
So's ultron, asuka and (occasionally vader) nowadays. Yet you didn't complain then.
>>3558197
You're making an enemy out of me VERY quickly, Machi....
>>3558220
That one is yours after all.
Just make sure you kill well with it.
And.. well, enjoy all of these things happening.
Myself, I'm not sure why everyone is so happy this certain person is back, but...
Well, if they're happy.
>>3558210
...None of those things sound really unusual. Are they?
>>3558087
Welcome back, stranger.
>>3558198
Wasn't me, it was the green goblin...
>>3558272
Y-yes?
>>3558292
Where is the money. And it's not like you make more money than me anyway so why do you need me.
>>3558162
Oh, I believe one of us 'could'. I also believe that something incredibly stupid will happen to prevent that.
>>3558217
*whistles* Made sure of that, did you? Was it that steamy?
>>3558221
All accusations for me being a hypocrite have to have a reason and proof in the post.
Mmm the taste of an anonymous cock sucker just taking the piss and shouldn't be taken seriously.
>>3558325
You know all those (You)s he got don't mean shit, right?
>>3558288
That's good, that's good. It's been pretty hyped around here. It seems like almost everyone is having a good time. It's pretty nice.
KUKUKU! Now that our guest is introduced, it is time to move on with the show!
I'm sure you're all eager to speak with our second co-host of the night, so I have decided to grant that wish like the demon that I am! Kukuku, the EIGHTH caller will be given a chance to ask any questions they like, live on the air....
NOW! Pick up your phones, I can already hear them ringing in the studio!!
That's right, the EIGHTH caller will get a chance to speak to our special guest!
>>3558273
Why would you be disposable? You seem perfectly functional to me.
>>3558292
I hope you can endure a couple of gunshots comin' at you then. I'm pretty sure some of those will be findin' some parts of your body!
>>3558334
What that's supposed to mean. I ain' got a single idea of what a Boogeyman's feast is? Is that where the nightbugs hide or somethin'?
>>3558325
Because Kamina is the one starting the conversations. You should try that too.
>>3558120
Y-Yes Ma'am!..
>Runs into the back of my Café and after a couple of sounds of things falling I run back out with a few swords in their sheaths.
P-Pick the one you like most.. !
>>3558212
Thanks Miku, but I know, besides I need someone to grow old with before that happens!
>>3558217
That's because most people aren't big brother android musicians! But don't flatter me too much, obviously you're doing things right, you're the best!
>>3558220
I've always known that... I just don't like killing, but I just figured if it's something you like, who am I to stop you?
>>3558280
It's always nice to meet new people. I hope we can become friends.
>>3558239
>tapes it back on
I really didn't mean to. I'm so sorry.
>>3558334
Th-that wasn't orange juice... Uuu...
>post yfw Hoshi is this mad
>>3558334
How could you send me to such a place! You'll regret your actions once I take this belt with me as the winner of this game.
>>3558309
Why!?
>flies in close and attempts slaps the gun out of her hands
>>3558279
you should probably do something about that
>>3558167
Didn't Trashland replace Asukaland?
>>3558319
>>3558279
Of course...You aren't even decent yet...
>>3558334
The fuck is with all this rice?...
>>3558350
Probably because RNG is a cruel god..
>Jasper
>>3558334
Wh-What!?
>>3558358
There's still more?
>>3558334
I could not come if I have never been in this type of match before.
>Is this fatal?
>>3558337
Thank you. And it has been great with me. I managed to win and have the highest amount of kills in a match this week. I am also enjoying the chaos.
>>3558325
>DONT. EVER. BE HERE FOR THE YOUS.
>Just enjoy your own rp and stop being envious of other people's you dummy.
>>3558356
Yeah, it's pretty great. I especially like the people who are managing to be angry about it.
You were the anon earlier today right that I told about the thing, right?
>>3558358
is ur refrigerator running
>>3558375
Done!
>grabs her hands and shakes them
>>3558335
It's not that no one likes me.
It's that I never win, that's been my whole shtick these pass few months.
Dean Ambrose, the guy who gets 2nd place.
Dean Ambrose, the guy who gets the championship match only to lose.
Dean Fucking Ambrose, the guy who just can't reach the top.
You're not the only one that's cursed lady.
>>3558334
Why did that work?
Seth, buddy, pal, traitor, bastard.
You didn't-
You didn't uh,
Rig the game, did you?
>>3558376
how about
>post yfw you don't give a shit about how mad hoshi is because everything else is more interesting
>>3558268
That's a shame, I hope you see her again soon.
>>3558278
You...are a time traveler?
Well, even if you're joking...I really do hope we win so I'll take your word for it.
>>3558376
>>3558358
Ship with me, bby.
>>3558358
>calls
>>3558358
Who am I?
>>3558303
Yeah, that happiness is fake just like everything about you. You think it's working, but let me tell you how things again. If you think people will read the fake happy bullshit you post and not be utterly disgusted by it, you're dillusional.
Nothing will change the fact that you have no choice but to post like this and remember that you put yourself in this spot.
>>3558358
>>3558390
That was close! I gotta keep an eye on him!
>>3558358
>picks up phone
>takes 15 minutes trying to figure out how to operate it
>calls
*ring ring*
>>3558396
Yup, that was me. I was just a bit shocked that you revealed it.
>>3558361
I'm really only built to overwhelm and swarm, I'm basically fodder. Plus, my A.I. is absolute bantha crap, making me tactically brain-dead...
There's also the fact that my casing has been sabotaged and now crumbles at the hit of anything...
>>3558358
hi mom
>>3558167
Is it like capybara land?
>>3558405
Cheer up, Hoshi
>>3558358
Why do you have such terrible choices in guests?
>>3558378
>Drops the Handgun
>Pulls out a Shotgun
Because I won't let you.
>Takes aim and fires
>>3558292
I've seen powerful gods without shrines that created the very realm around them, I've seen shrines without gods, and I know that most gods wouldn't exist without faith. Thing is, I don't like gods, and we don't need gods. For all I can care you can find your own way to exist.
>>3558337
There's being who would have another mouth or face on the exact area where they keep that hat. They'd keep it on, as a disguise. Others have a vulnerability to it, like garlic and silver to vampires, or what-have-you.
>She shrugs
Like I said, it's...hard to explain.
>>3558358
Y'know that doesn't really make sense as he just talked to everyone around us y'know?
>>3558358
Seriously, I have a loaded gun waiting here for you to blow your brains out with dude.
>>3558275
Oh, and would you truly expect any less from me?
>>3558350
You know very well that's not what I meant, I meant in his head.
>>3558358
>Clears throat
Yes, hello? Are you single?
>>3558391
Nope m8, that's the default not going to the feast event replaced.
I'm just sending you to the rice fields for not coming all these past times.
We are coming close to an end, my friends.
WHO WILL WIN THE FIRST EVER RIGGINSMANIA ?!
>>3558420
Delusional*
>>3558420
Honestly, I'm hardly ever disgusted by this place. I'll probably just ignore it.
>>3558043
>Vino
>Oldfag
Muh keks
>>3558403
>before my recent wins, My avas hadnt won in 3-4months. You'l get there.
Exactly why I want you to win!!
>>3558369
Lucina? Somethin' wrong?
>>3558339
Just when ya finally show up, ya go an' hug some random person.
>She grins
What in th' gods' names have you been up 'ta?
>>3558435
This calls for desperate measures!
>Hugs
>Homecoming is really late in the night
>drink coffee to stay awake
>it's finally time
>other games happen instead
>drink more coffee to stay awake
>it's now over 2 hours later and not even the pre-games are on
>don't want to miss homecoming
>feel pulse getting weaker and consciousness drifting off
>going to flatline soon
>>3558358
Tell me the methods you used to craft your horns, demon.
>>3558408
Nah, that was far too long ago... Granted I do think I saw her once completely randomly, though I didn't even say anything to her.
>shrugs
Don't really feel like I need to. Part of living~
>>3558444
Are you fishing for the obvious answers, buddy?
>>3558382
Any being that acts like that isn't worthy of the title. He's nothing but a bored, pathetic man with a sick sense of humor and too much time on his hands.
>>3558444
Ohh-ho, there are 'so' many directions I could go with that comment...
>>3558446
>tempers
tampers
>>3558376
>>3558405
How about Hoshi doesn't give a shit about anything else either and you just had to show we care by whiteknighting for Junko?
>>3558446
SETH.
YOU RIGGED THE GAME FOR ME JUST TO SPITE ME DIDN'T YOU?
STOP, STOP THAT RIGHT NOW YOU BASTARD, CAUSE I'M NOT WINNING LIKE THIS.
SEEETHH.
>>3558467
me too
send help
screencap my post of my screencapped post
this will happen
>>3558446
Well there's another broken punching bag....Fuck.
>Jasper
>>3558446
Hmm... I wonder what'll happen if I just mess with all this?
>>3558428
Yeah, but being a good sport about it helped a lot I think. Plus now I can just talk to you without having to feel like I'm sneaking around. I even posted a screenshot of an RP with Sponty for laughs.
>>3558341
Well, the money is currently not in my hands, but it should be. That's how making money works. And together, we can make double the amount! Which you can then give to me, because you care about me.
>>3558363
I -am- immortal, so I guess.... It still hurts, though.
>>3558436
Hahah...th-thanks.... That was very... kind?... kind of you. I'll , eh, treasure it. Say, if you... if you change your mind, call me, alright? Little number on the card. Any job. 5 yen. I'll go now.
Remember, 24/7. Okay, I'll go.
>>3558400
Y-You're really excited to be friends huh? I don't think anyone's ever shaken my hand like that before.
>>3558446
It seems the other fire-kissed is close to victory.
>>3558467
>I'm in the same boat man, near 4:30 AM here. I just hope I can be there for a while.
>>3558371
We can get you a younger body before you get old, that way you'll be with us for a lot longer
>>3558429
Oh my, that's a lot of problems, have you thought about asking your creator for an upgrade?
>>3558371
Thank you. Are you enjoying the night so far?
>>3558446
>Thanks for clarifying.
She is human. That is enough of a weakness.
>>3558390
Not gonna happen~
