Pokemon thread, we keep hitting the bump limit edition.
Post porn, write about porn, fucking do whatever I don't care.
Weasels always relevant.
Old thread >>340931
Damn. I guess weasel overrules all others.
>>355715
Let's get this shit on the road.
For real though we don't need a thread theme, though it would be cool to have more discussion than straight image dumps this time.
I said before I just look at pictures but I fucking lied.
>>355740
>though it would be cool to have more discussion than straight image dumps this time
Discussions are always nice to have.
>>355740
More discussion is fine as long as it doesn't end up like the old g/fur threads on /b/ where you get 1 post on topic for every 15 posts of avatarfagging.
After all these threads, I've barely seen pics of pokemon with clothes
I am tired of these mo-fuckin streetnames, damn
>>355779
what the heck are clothes
>>355740
There's always the writing prompts. I liked the recurring one about Pokemon mates for life, though I don't know if it should be a mainstay for these threads.
>>355773
I think a healthy dose of image-dumping will keep that from happening.
>>355779
Nobody's posted Machoke yet?
[spoiler]Oh, wait.[/spoiler]
>>355799
isn;t it painted on
>>355773
If that happens then it just means new thread, if they keep fagging it up with avatar bullshit then another thread.
They can't be avatarfags everywhere at once since it relies on a consistent thread of (boring) discussion.
What is better
Knots
Human peen
Cones
>>355838
To me, it depends. But human peen (or at least human-LIKE peen) does it for me the most.
Knots are cool too.
>>355838
Depends entirely on the creature in question and artstyle, any can be fine if done and applied correctly.
The only stupid shit is when they draw the sheath the same color as the fur with a fleshy tip, in an attempt to draw foreskin.
Shafts don't get furry unless it's one of those weird animals that wants to go and break all the established rules the rest of nature follows.
>>355838
Depends on the circumstances.
A giant knot looks normal on an Arcanine, but if you slap it on a Ghastly it's going to look like some kind of depraved blowpop.
>>355838
Pussy :). But to actually answer your question, I'd say it's a tie between human dick and knots for me. Both can be pretty sexy.
>>355838
I think I like them all if drawn correctly.
but
>>355897
is right with certain creatures having certain penors
>>355897
What do you even do for those weird ghost characters, like Banette and Gengar? Female ghosts get the easy tacked-on vagina, but males get anatomical monstrosities since there isn't an easy-access ghost cock database floating around.
>>355960
Ethereal human dick?
>>355838
>>355956
This, definitely. Though I kinda have a preference for more bestial cocks.
>>355960
When in doubt, default to the cone dick.
I really want to find a way to used "depraved blowpop" as an insult now.
>>355795
Prompt writer here. I could make another one, in the interest of keeping discussion going.
>>355960
Just slap a dick on 'em like you'd slap a pussy on the girl version. It works and it's kinda hot.
>>356017
If it's no trouble, sure that'd be great.
>>355740
I did post this one fantasy I had, but it was kind of autistic.
Bara Floatzels and Typhlosions were involved.
...Then again, this is /trash/, nothing is too autistic.
pic related.
>>356048
>this is /trash/, nothing is too autistic
Pretty much.
>>356041
No trouble at all!
So since the last one was about choosing a team, how about this time you discuss your favorite Pokewaifu/husbando, and what you like about them. Don't be afraid to go into lewd detail.
>>356096
>>356048 here, I think you should already know what my top two husbandos are.
Typhlosion's been my #1 favorite since childhood, and the Rule 34 of him usually portrays him to be strong and dominate... and usually big dicked, all raise the right flags with em. Contrarywise, Floatzel appealed to me as sexy, but later in life, he drifted more towards the cute appeal, and is the more loving/submissive of Husbandos. [spoiler]though him having a big dick is cool, too.[/spoiler]
Anyone have the non-jay peg version of this?
More Scolipede
>>356170
Agreed senpai, big dicks are always appreciated.
Personally, I really go for Charizard. Strong and fierce exterior, with an honorable and loyal soft side. Plus I really, really like dragons (even though he's not a dragon type; it's the aesthetics, really). And of course, most art depicts him as either tsundere or big and submissive, both of which push my buttons so hard.
>>356096
Weavile's always been a favorite of mine, even before the Teckworks buzz. Hell, even before Weavile's release, since I loved Sneasel as well. Even if she was a weakling with a horrible type disadvantage, I always loved Sneasel's little extended ear thing, her minuscule yet adorable proportions, and her violent shimmering claws that gave her design a literal edge. She had everything I wanted in a girl: some eyeliner, a smug look on her face, and something on hand that made her dangerous.
Once Weavile came onto the scene and I stopped fighting prepubescent hormones, I wondered what I'd do with her. Candlelit dinners, quick bouts of sparring (well protected on my end), crown grooming... then the fun part. Getting a nice chill every time I thrust into her, seeing her moan and beg as I tickle behind her ears and tease her quivering loins, sharpening her claws as we both climax, and massaging her gams as we bask in the afterglow.
I think Sneasel/Weavile gave me a shortstack fetish a little early, and even if it came out funny I still somewhat envy the dude who bought a Weavile life-size plush for cuddles.
>>356244
prob not, the artist likes to upload them as .gif for some assinine reason
>>356096
Gengar all the way.
First time I remember seeing him was in the old 90's anime and he was cute as hell. The smug grin and fluffy belly just cinched it, and I guess being that I always liked Halloween it's kind of a given that the spoopy ghost prankster appealed to me.
When I started playing the games I liked using him because of Dream Eater and Hypnosis, and that little tail wag animation was just too adorable for me to handle. I went out of my way to get at least one Gengar whenever I could just for the sake of having a cute little ghost buddy.
I watched Viet Crystal a few years later and the phrase STEAK HAVE A PILLORY! was pretty much stuck in my head for a week, and I started to get back into Pokemon after having put it on the backburner for a while.
I guess I never though of it in sexual terms until I saw that Kaittiolu comic and some of Argon Vile's stuff, both of which I'm fairly certain are also responsible for giving me a massive submission fetish. As it stands I guess I just really like the idea of having a slightly dickish dominating ghost husbando to snuggle up to.
anybody has these?
https://www.doujinshi.org/book/833091/
https://www.doujinshi.org/book/761066/
>>356491
The artist never colored that pic
I'm the one that colored it, actually, but I my hard drive fucked up some time ago and took the picture with it
I asked in the /b/ threads, since I know that at least one person there saved it, and all I got was that compressed crap
>>356096
Snivy is my waifu. I fell in love back when Snivy was first revealed. Since then all I've ever wanted was to hold her in my arms and shower her with love. And to be honest I don't really have many lewd thoughts about her, I'd rather cuddle, kiss, and tell her about my day. We'd probably make sweet love in bed at night though, making it nice and sensual for each other, and after I cum in her tight pussy and she's orgasmed around my dick then we can fall asleep with her small body comfortably in my arms close to my beating heart. All I want in life is a sweet Snivy girl to love.
>>356541
>>356244
best waifux2 could do
>>356541
Here you go.
>>356635
Yes, that's it
Thank you anon
>>356596
Oh gosh its been a while. We used to chat on steam a while back.
>>356538
Japs never release their shit online, fucking bullshit.
>>356665
scans show up sometimes
>>356718
only for the more popular stuff
like harubon 10 took like 5 years
get to work faggot
>>356732
dog is popular though
>>356651
Oh, you were Alacus, right? I'm sorry for disappearing on you, but some things in life popped up and I couldn't be on my computer for a couple of weeks and when I able to use my computer regularly again I was scared to log on to that account because I was afraid you'd hate me for being gone for so long for apparently no reason.
>>356805
Its nice to see you again! I recognized that Snivy love.
Oh I don't hate you at all. I missed you but I understand shit happens. We had such nice talks and I'd love to chat again.
The Pokeporn General - Reuniting friends through the magic of Sinvy fetishism
>>356852
And occasionally weasels.
>>356873
Mostly weasels.
>>356826
Yeah, I'd loved to talk again on steam. I'll see if I can log back into that account again. I probably won't really be on the rest of tonight, but I'm pretty sure I'll be on tomorrow.
>>356873
>>356877
Always. Relevant.
>>356904
Thats ok. I have to go to bed now as well.
I hope we can talk soon!
>>356909
Will we ever be freesel from the weasel?
pomf
>>356852
And reuniting artists with their long-lost works
>>356974
Probably when someone else starts a thread but people would still post Buizel/Floatzel, Typhlosion, Mienshao and like I dunno maybe Furret (people don't really post much Linoone porn) so they'll still be around.
And if not I'd post some unless I just fucking forget to browse this board for a few days.
So the answer is no.
Bewbs.
>>357150
I'm actually not really fond of them on Mienshao, I feel like they throw off the sleek form too much.
Floatzel is okay with 'em though, they're bulkier so it doesn't look as bad to me.
>>357193
What about on a mienfoo?
>>357220
See, one part of me says they have a body type that compliments them better (though they'd need to be small boobs), but the other part of me gets conflicted and mildly spergs out about the pre evolved form having them while the evolved form doesn't.
So yeah sure why the fuck not, boobs on Mienfoo are fine.
>>357249
What about on meine kinder?
>>355735
Carrot's the fucking best
There are surprisingly few people that are turned on by the demonic gourd.
>>357277
man what you do with your kids is your business
>>357315
Tell that to the French.
>>357339
I'm American so I am physically assailed by liberty and freedom every fucking day just on my way to work.
>>357436
Bismarck was assailed by actual assailant on his way to work.
>>357488
Wait, what the hell am I doing, .webms have worked on 4chan for years.
>>357480
Well if we're gonna get all technical and shit an assailant doing some assailing is just getting his job done, too.
>>357556
So then if you assail an assailant on his way to go assail, is he still an assailant, or does he become the assailed?
>>357602
Depends whether you consider the intent to assail or act of assailing what makes one an assailant.
In the case of a professional I think it's safe to assume as long as he's on the clock he can be considered an assailant, so by assailing him on the job he is both an assailant and the assailed.
Hey, I have a weasel book. I'm more of a cat person, but I think Liepard is in this one too
>>357624
So if he's assailed while attempting to assail, is that like assailing overtime? Does he get time and a half for that?
Post more Mega Banette, my dick is ready.
>>356096
glaceon is the cutest, sexiest pokemon in the entire series and i will fight any motherfuckers who say otherwise
i'd love to be dicked by glaceon
>>357663
What's that Fennekin so worried about?
>>357666
YOU ARE NOT PREPARED!
>>357663
Nah I think that's just an occupational hazard, dude's gotta be used to that sort of shit when his job is kicking people's asses.
>>357649
I encourage the dumping of this.
I'm also going to go play vidya now.
>>357697
ask and you shall receive
>>357682
Think about it for a second. Arbok is a large snake. Fennekin is a small mammal.
What do large snakes eat?
>>357697
Enjoy your vidya. Try not to get assailed.
>>357701
And to answer the prompt, I really love Glameow. That curly tail is too cute. The evolution into Purulgy usually throws people off, but I love the big fat cat too
>>357690
I love it.
Female Mega Banette is the true dick destroyer.
>>357712
Then why is the Vulpix so nonplussed? That has to mess with a double blowjob's rhythm.
>>357731
>>357742
I think the difference in rhythm and technique would be more pleasurable
>>357737
She's covered in zippers, so yeah, that probably would destroy a dick pretty fast.
>>357756
>>357758
Avoiding the zippers is the challenge
>>357742
Well of course the Vulpix doesn't care. S/he's been putting up with this shit since Gen 1. At this point blowing a giant poisonous snake monster is more of a minor distraction than anything else.
>>357758
Honestly, I've never truly been harder in my life.
Blaziken would make the best big spoon.
>>357796
Purrloin and and Liepard are also pretty cute
>>357822
Liepard reminds me of Doronjo form Yatterman so she's extra cool in my book
>>357916
Oh hey, furbait is in this one too
>>357998
And that's the end of that one
there is way too little pokemon porn with proper doginas
it's sad
>>358867
There are way too few occasions to use the word "dogina".
![38550ab84ed57e35fc879023f20c471b[1].png](https://i.imgur.com/Wkzzcbi.png "38550ab84ed57e35fc879023f20c471b[1].png")
>>358867
Canine pussies are nice.
>>358907
>that fortune cookie
hnnnng
![0e1f4dbeab4809c4b559eb0b17642b89[1].png](https://i.imgur.com/2paH8gS.png "0e1f4dbeab4809c4b559eb0b17642b89[1].png")
>>359087
>>that fortune cookie
Oh man, I totally forgot about that slang. Kinda cute.
>>356596
Man I have those exact same feelings for snivy, it's nice to see a fellow anon who I can relate to.
>>359128
>it's nice to see a fellow anon who I can relate to
Likewise. It's always cool to know there's someone else who's in love with Snivy.
>>359102
I love cute names for cute things. It's a weird kind of fetish.
![87d485043712fec0ef5bd7de1d39260a[1].png](https://i.imgur.com/PeJj5sV.png "87d485043712fec0ef5bd7de1d39260a[1].png")
>>359298
I understand it. I feel the same way.
>>359205
Yeah sometimes it can be hard to meet someone who has the same love for something. Don't think you'd mind sharing your steam.
One of my favorites.
>>359507
Here, I'll give you the same alternate steam account I used to talk to >>356651.
http://steamcommunity.com/profiles/76561198209681071/
Admittedly I'm more excited about the art style than I am about the pron.
>>359583
Thanks bro, I'll try chatting with you sometime tomorrow. Goodnight anon.
>>359622
See ya.
>>359507
>belly button on a snivy
Why do I find this so hot?
>>359698
Belly buttons, huh?
>>359709
>belly button through clothes
That one just doesn't make sense
>>359723
It's tight fitting, very tight fitting.
This is the comfiest fap thread ever.
How does /trash/ deal with having a human waifu but several poképanions?
I feel sexual relationships with pokemon develop more from close friendship and great trust than romance and a childwish.
>>360174
>>360177
>>360182
Because of that, and because I feel it is the mark of a good trainer to take care of a Pokémon's natural urges, I consider it acceptable to be polysexual as far as Pokémon go.
>>360204
I'd also feel bad for my waifu if she'd have to take care of my urges by herself, for that matter.
>>360226
But it'd be kind of a hard thing to explain, of course.
>>360235
Event hough I find more arguments for than against a trainer going that far with their Pokémon, it would be kind of weird.
>>360241
>>360241
I bet you think bestiality is immoral
>>360245
Coincidentally, In my headcanon Mega Evolution is often achieved as a result of a relationship where the trust and intimacy has grown to the point where both trainer and pokemon no long care about the difference between their species. Sex may or may not be involved, but if it is, Pokemon can spontaneously mega evolve during the height of intercourse.
This is why I think most people only have one Mega Pokemon, if they have one at all, which is still to be considered rare. They only have the appropriate relationship with one of their mons, because mono-sexuality is natural to them.
>>360264
Sentience is key, I think. I consider Pokémon to be sentient.
Of course I wouldnt catch a Pokémon for the particular purpose of having sex with it. That goes against the kind of relationship I'd like to have with my Pokémon. It just... happens, but obviously not with every 'mon.
>>360281
I would say you're right, but you're probably confusing sentience with sapience
>>360306
Now, I love mai waifu, but there's no way I could betray the relationship with my Pokémon.
So tl;dr, who here has a human waifu and what do you think she thinks of you doing lewd things with your Pokémon?
>>360309
You may be right. I guess if you can tell an animal is ok with it, I have no problem with it. I can see how a dog can be loyal to its owner to the point where it enjoys sexual contact. But this greatly depends on how the owner goes about it, and how the dog was raised in general. I think physical compatibility is also important to consider. That said, there is no animal I feel any attraction to whatsoever. I'm purely a Poképhile as far as non-humans go, because I consider them intellectually and emotionally more developed on a human than an animal's level.
Might as well dump some more Poképussy.
>Multiple correct solutions required
Welp, skynet is on my trail again.
>>360281
>Pokemon can spontaneously mega evolve during the height of intercourse
Poor you if it's a lopunny, then.
>'Its personality transforms and becomes extremely aggressive, which often leaves its Trainer feeling bewildered by the change.'
>>355740
>I fucking lied
DISHONORABRU DISPRAY!
>>355897
>porn
>purple prose
[lolspoiler]Wow, there really is a fetish for everything isn't there[/lolspoiler]
>>355838
Rigged cone with various features. Like the Bad Dragon shit
>>356096
>tfw you will never cuddle your Nidoqueen
>tfw you will never touch her in all the right places
>tfw you eill never kiss her, savouring the lingering taste of sitrus berries
>tfw you will never make love to her beneath the stars in a secret part of Veridian Forest
I don't even know why I continue living in this hellish land. But I must, so I do.
>>360409
Well I'm not really into normie types.
(goddammit skynet get off my case already, you know im human)
>>360591
Pretend I had a change of heart then if it will appease the ancestors.
If not fuck 'em they're dead.
i love how these threads start with mienshao in the op instead of the pleb tier gardevoir we get in boxes on /b/
>>361238
Most of us don't seem to have a taste for cabbage human.
I ain't gonna knock it but it's just not my thing.
>you will never
>you will never
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>>361769
tell me this is new
it looks so new
>>361785
It's fresh from the artist tumblr
>>361799
god bless
I love when cum ends up on the head of a pokemon I love seeing
>>361658
there is no full version of that is there? ;_;
>>361844
Artist only ever drew what you see there
Where are you faggots when we have threads on /b/?
You guys got nice tastes.
>>361963
/b/ is for the plebbest possible paheal reposts exclusively
>>361974
that's why I'm asking, new blood never hurts,
pay a visit sometime, will ya?
>>361983
I've been there, it usually wasn't worth the effort.
/b/ in general isn't worth the effort
>>362259
this
a board literally named trash is better
>>362317
It's been said plenty of times, but overpopulation and overexposure is what killed any sense of community the board had going for it.
Unfortunately it means /trash/ might end up the same way in time (unless it's kept hidden), but I'd rather just enjoy it while it's here instead of worrying about that.
>>362379
oh, this won't last at all, cherish it while its like this and be ready to look upon fond memories
>>355934
>>356826
Hey there! Think we can chat later?
We should start a Steam group for discussion and lewd stuff with you all. Would have to have more people to chat and rp with!
>>362259
oh well, you're free to do whatever you want,
I'll be there if you'll ever feel like it.
want me to draw anything?
>>362880
A cute Cinncino butt, preferably from behind. Either gender is fine.
>>360264
is that umbreon?
>>362880
fuckin, floatzels or someshit man
or braixen I've been feeling into those lately too
>>357150
>still no edit without the minis
>>357249
What if the Mienfoo has titties but when she evolves they don't grow very much ?
>>363005
Yes
>>363501
Yeah, if they're like real small then they don't fuck it up too much.
Mienshao's mostly about the hips ass and thighs anyway.
>>362453
Sauce?
>>363758
Unfortunately don't have it anymore. It wasn't part of a series, but seemed to involve Latias causing latios to have an orgasm while asleep with her psychic powers and he came his full load all at once because of it. Maybe it was dreams or something but thats not her actually manipulating him physically there, he's writhing and humping the air all on his own in his orgasmic throes.
>>363608
>take a banana
>cut out few slices
>eet the inside and keep the peel circles
>put peel circles on cat
>???
>profit
>also post results
>>363895
Do you remember where you found it?
It doesn't seem to be on the artist's pixiv
>>363932
Thats unfortunately what I meant by not having the sauce anymore.
>been trying to find new porn of waifumon for many moons
>come down to my last resort for new material to be looking through tumblr with the #nsfw tag attached
>literally the only new thing that was there that wasn't on sofurry, furaffinity, e621, pixiv, paheal, or agnph was fucking this thing
....it just makes me so sad
>>364105
Also, I'll include twitter there too because I even tried on twitter
>>364105
Tried looking through inkbunny? Lots of artists that hate FA stick around there.
>>364136
Nope, nothing there either. Search results were super low, even after I fiddled with settings. I feel like I'm not seeing everything, but then again, considering the pokemon...
>>355830
>filename
nah, but poison beats fairy
>accidentally come across a scat comic of your favorite pokemon while browsing
>full image size previews were loaded
>swallow spit while eyes glance at a way too detailed but thankfully only sketched panel of one of the pokemon swallowing down a giant log of shit directly out of the asshole of the other pokemon
>hold hand over mouth and run to the bathroom to vomit and then come back and type this
>>364579
>vomiting over something you saw on the internet
>>364579
Thanks for sharing that joy of shit eating and vomit with all of us here.
>>364623
It's specific imagery triggers
I'll go through a hundred gore threads and even collect more material as I try and look up the story behind certain things but its that where I cross the line
>>364579
Misery loves company, huh buddy? Is that why you had to go ahead and post to us a picture of latias huffing down a fucking fart so that we can be absolutely sure of what you were referring to?
I get it. You want people who may be interested in what you talked about to be able to look it up easier. You're such a nice guy.
Seeing that everyone's boner has now been officially killed, I think it would be a good time to dump lewd rabbits.
>>364579
just fuck my thread up senpai
>>364797
Speaking of killing boners,
On the twelfth day of Christmas
my true love sent to me:
12 Drummers Drumming
Eleven Pipers Piping
Ten Lords a Leaping
Nine Ladies Dancing
Eight Maids a Milking
Seven Swans a Swimming
Six Geese a Laying
Five Golden Rings
Four Calling Birds
Three French Hens
Two Turtle Doves
and a Partridge in a Pear Tree
You now have this stuck in your head
Try fapping now
>>364855
Jokes on you faggot, I already had California Isn't Big Enough stuck in my head.
>>364851
the word filter made this fantastic
>>364880
>>364891
>>364880
it doesn't matter what room it happens in, latias still finds out
and then later on this happens
Wascally wabbit.
>>364952
I'd make a biplane joke if an image was available for it
>>365280
Sure ain't gonna masturbate to real ones.
>>365280
But imaginary animals are the best to masturbate to.
>>365280
Fuck you man you can't tell me what to do.
Who's your favorite poke for non lewd?
>>365452
this is surprisingly hard to answer
>>365452
Can't decide between Arceus and cresselia because they both don't actually have a whole lot of anything
>>365452
You mean cuddling?
>>365518
In a non sexual way, sure.
![600px-195Quagsire[1].png](https://i.imgur.com/5WOeZoT.png "600px-195Quagsire[1].png")
>>365452
>>365452
Slowpoke,definitely. I've seen and fapped to one or two lewds, but mostly I just want to cuddle the little cutie.
Is souldew also slang for latios semen?
>>365998
Would that make having your mouth full of his semen more attractive to you?
>>365975
>not sexual
>>366073
Alright fine, maybe a little sexual.
What can I say man,; I really love pokemon.
>>366051
I guess it would tangently have me thinking about it a little more, leaving it on the mind more often... So in a way, I guess it actually would. Theres only one other pokemon I'd suck off anyway.
>>366146
And that is...?
>>366146
And what other pokemon is that?
>>366177
>>366181
Him. And it's because I like it more than I could like latios. I don't care about what it actually is considered, it would be the ass end of a joke worse than an abomination of bidoof and magikarp in mediocrity and terribleness, I wouldn't be changed because everything is grounded in appearance [spoiler]and voice, especially the ambiguous sounding japanese VA.[/spoiler]
>>366220
>worshiping Arceus' divine cock
As well you should.
>>366261
Can I worship Arceus' divine pussy, tho? I'm sure its omni-sexual, amongst other things.
