HG Thread
>>3546085
First for YEE
hg is dead
>>3546117
Nah, it's just resting.
>>3546117
Everyone's at their mandatory coffee break, anon.
>>3546117
>people have lives
wew
>>3546117
No, I am just merely replenishing my energy.
>>3546140
Someone buy me coffee.
RIP AND TEAR
>>3546142
>kissu
The phoenix rises.
>>3546143
>pours hot coffee in your lap
>>3546150
>>3546158
Fuck off Kamina
>>3546154
>Takes off pants and licks them
Thanks.
>>3546173
wtf
>>3546173
You're fucking disgusting, Deano.
>>3546180
What? You never seen a man drink off his own pants?
>>3546173
Never change you glorious bastard.
>>3546173
O-Oh...
>>3546173
>I lick around your asshole in circles
lets fuck aizwa
>iiya
>>3546185
>>3546191
>>3546193
Anyone want coffee?
>Tosses pants
>>3546208
This is a PG show anon.
>>3546218
ok deal
>uarruuaraueaka
>>3546173
>>3546229
>I put my tongue inside of your asshole
Good day everyone... Looks like plenty of exciting things are going on today...
>>3546248
O-Oh.
>>3546254
We're dead.
Jude is a muslim
is it safe to come back now
>finn
>>3546254
If your heart seeks excitement and that excitement is equal with a guy drinking coffee out of his pants, you'll find this place entertaining right now!
>>3546268
A ghostie just can't be sarcastic can they?
>>3546285
I find it pretty amusing actually, glad I got to see that
I want to fuck ___
>>3546306
Vino
>>3546306
Aizawa for the sole purpose of procreation.
>>3546297
Nah, I know how you were bein', just thought I'd nail that into the coffin.
We're fuckin' deaderino.
>>3546309
A-Anon, I..
>>3546297
Ohh, I see. That's good for you, I guess. If your mind seek that kind of high level entertainment.
how long has it been since kamina left?
>>3546323
Beating the dead horse eh?
Are we going to stop making death related puns now?
>>3546325
Well, I'm a ghostie... my standards aren't exactly high class... What kinds of things do you find entertaining?
>>3546306
Chowder
>>3546349
Not long enough
>>3546349
2 weeks, 3 days, 14 hours , 37 minutes and 18 seconds
>>3546323
>clicked the gif at the perfect timing for it to follow the beat of the song I'm listening too
Nice.
>>3546349
He never left, he just doesn't post with an ava anymore.
>>3546350
I won't stop makin' puns 'till I drop dead.
>>3546364
New genre, spaghettistep?
>>3546349
too long
>>3546346
It's a secret code that only the chosen ones can truly understand. I don't blame you for failing to see the truth.
>>3546350
Ohh? So you're a spirit from the other side of the cycle of life and death? You almost got me there, but I won't reveal my secrets this easily!
>I am the one that made Kamina leave
>he gets on his secret avas
>befriend him on his secret avas
What a betray
hi
>>3546394
It's not a secret that he's autism mage, though.
>>3546394
kamina is gonmina m8
>>3546372
I think you'll find nothing more than dead silence if you keep it up...
>>3546381
Well, it's more like I'm in a limbo... but either way, I don't know what forms of entertainment require secrecy, unless you're like, some human trafficer or something...
>tfw king knight outs your secret avas
>>3546425
>tfw nobody knows any of my secret avas
>>3546425
Kk is a dick like that.
>>3546435
>tfw you only have secret avas
>>3546421
These jokes're getting pretty bone dry, don't you think?
>>3546440
>tfw secret have avas only
>>3546397
Sup' m8
Yo everyone.
>>3546446
r u god
>Tfw someone called me kamina
>tfw thats the closest a literal who like me will get to being relevant
feels bad man.
>>3546421
Wait a second! It's nothing like that! It's just ... How should I say ... It'd have horrible consequences if it did happen!
>>3546441
maybe we should kick over some buckets of water, so it's not so dry...
>>3546425
>have super obvious sekret avatar
>people havent caught me yet
You guys are either stupid or you all know it in the back of your head
>>3546455
imagine a city
with only pop stars and no citizens
>>3546460
You find it entertaining to imagine murdering people?
>>3546464
It struggle for relevancy is real.
>>3546455
>He wants to be relevant.
>>3546471
Please just forget about everything that I said before someone calls the cops on me. I really enjoy reading novels and hanging out with my friends.
First 24
>>3546462
Maybe we could go somewhere to lift our spirits afterward.
>>3546464
If there are no citizens, who is Janus greeting?
>>3546479
This.
>>3546488
kek
>>3546486
Andou Jurai
>>3546486
Dancin Fox
>>3546486
Lord Beerus
>>3546486
Nase Hiroomi
>>3546486
Amanda Kokoro
>>3546486
X7-10
>>3546486
Kuroneko
>>3546486
Cat
???GRANDDAD???
>>3546486
>>3546485
So tell me more about how I won't get the secrets from you
>evil smirk
>>3546486
Gengar
>>3546487
Beats having our spirits drop 6 feet lower...
>>3546486
Patrick Bateman
>>3546486
A FUCKING TOAD
>>3546486
D.Va
Remember when you were young and wanted to be old,
and then you were old and wanted to be young?
If the answer is no, fuck off Bolin.
>>3546486
Lonely Policeman
>>3546486
SAVE THE WORLD
>>3546486
Chowder
>>3546486
Kuga the Sealed One
>>3546486
Kirby
>>3546486
Dean Ambrose
>>3546486
Mr. Rimmer
>>3546425
>>3546438
Okay. Which autist is trying to foce this meme?
>>3546518
kek
>>3546486
Supreme Grandmaster Janus
>>3546486
Tamago Salad
>>3546510
>>3546486
Julion Alvarez
>>3546486
Benny Goodman
>>3546508
Y'know I wanted to be a suicide bomber, but I decided I just couldn't live like that.
tfw Hoshi is actually the coolest guy I've ever met on steam.
>>3546508
Is this the inescapable maze of words that I found myself trapped in?
>>3546558
>KK
>>3546558
People act differently on Steam than in the threads, in my experience atleast
>>3546558
>>3546570
No anon...
Just me...
>>3546582
hnngh
>>3546584
Looks good.
>>3546582
Where is the dick
>>3546554
Really? I've always wanted to be a Japanese air-force pilot, but people kept telling me that's no way to live my life...
>>3546562
... yea you're definitely a book-worm.
amanda is kamina
>>3546584
Let's get this over with already.
>>3546584
Looks perfect, Sir! Start it right now, before my arm starts aching from the furious force of the forsaken fire inside it!
>>3546601
Wrong, faggot
>>3546584
Guess we are good to go
>>3546574
>Probably because they drop the character, and act when they are on steam, and just act more like the common person we all are in the real world
>>3546584
Lot of little sister material. Especially in my team.
>>3546600
Books hold knowledge that you can't even begin to imagine! Don't underestimate the power of books!
>>3546620
>>3546630
Delete this
>>3546630
Where did it all go wrong?
>>3546623
I hold experience at a higher standard, granted for as far as I know I'm immortal and have all the time in the world to experience things... Books are an interesting ways to take in account something that came before your time, or is impossible to experience though... Or to just quickly accumulate information...
>>3546650
Let's scram. Not putting up with any shit this game.
>>3546650
I'm rooting for you World
>>3546644
So you finally understand the power of books? That means you should stop using bookworm as an insult! M-Make up a better nickname for me.
>>3546650
Give me the strongest weapon that a man can hold!
>>3546650
This is my pay, ya little pink shit!
>>3546665
That means me, right?
>>3546682
Who said it was an insult? I respect anyone who finds knowledge powerful. Plus I utterly suck at thinking up nicknames.
>>3546694
Apparently you're my daughter now. Say goodbye to your frog-ass parent.
>>3546694
Yeah uh, that's real appreciated kid. Go back to bed.
>>3546694
My arm is aching, my body is heating up, ready for battle to take on any beast...
N-Next time, could you at least wait out the end of my speech? Please?
>>3546694
I'm checking you for hazardous materials and stuff. Space Patrol business.
>>3546704
I see, I see. So you're not one that I should seek out for help to come up with new ones. I'll write that down somewhere.
>>3546722
I'm strangling the next person who follows what a stupid sign on my back says.
>>3546722
Yeah, okay, that's it. I'm fucking pissed now.
Host, you're under arrest. Have fun in space prison for crimes of absolute bullshit.
>>3546722
Heheheheh... right through the cross.
>>3546732
You could just give me your name, so I don't have to bother...
>>3546722
>>3546741
I want to see my lawyer
>>3546756
Another one bites the dust~
Hey... I could've used that one for a pun earlier...
>>3546722
>>3546741
You call yourself save the world but you couldn't even save me from a fucking toad?
>>3546756
You'd better have a good space lawyer, 'cause I'm not giving you one.
>>3546722
He's on a roll
>>3546744
So you just wanted to hear the name of this powerful being that's standing before you? My name is Andou Jurai, nice to meet you.
>>3546773
You can fuck straight off.
>>3546783
Andou huh? What makes you this powerful being?
>>3546756
>>3546773
>>3546775
Shit officer
Fuck you
Banned
>>3546799
You want to hear about those powers of mine, but I can't do it! I can't! I can't! The moment I reveal my powers, my companions would hunt me down!
>>3546805
Oh shit, it's the cops!
>Flips out the window
>>3546805
No, fuck you. Toads don't fucking kill people.
>>3546805
Kinda too short for this, but I heard it's what the cool dudes do...
>>3546792
And you can fuck straight round.
The world is round right?
>>3546824
In that case I could just have them hunt you down for admitting having powers like that in the first place, regardless of knowing what they are...
>>3546805
I probably shouldn't be pushing myself so hard.
>>3546805
Dangit
>>3546844
>>3546864
They won't leave me alone!
>>3546864
Lucky girl...
>shrugs
A kill's a kill, I'll take what I can get
>>3546875
Wait, let me try that again.
You can fuck round off.
There.
>>3546850
That's not how it works. I've been doing that since we met. As long as I don't show off my power there is a chance it's not even real!
>>3546905
Why the fuck do I put up with you people...
>>3546912
>Holy
>Shit
>>3546911
I could have someone arrested for threatning that they had a gun, couldn't I?
Why couldn't I do the same with dangerous power?
>>3546912
Come on, cat got your tongue? Why don't you just croak one last time?
>>3546923
What are you saving the world from anywhose?
>>3546941
Because no policeman would believe in things like magical powers.
>>3546820
>>3546947
It's a code-name. It doesn't mean a damn thing.
>>3546951
Well, you said someone out there is willing to hunt you down over them, so I imagine they'd be plenty willing to believe in them...
>people don't onow that dean is cody in irl3d form
>bends over
I want to violently rape Furry porn
>>3546830
>Toads don't fucking kill people.
>
>>3546953
Winner next
>>3546963
Oh, so you actually want to destroy the world then?
>>3546972
Looks like you don't understand anything. Those are my companions that I met a long time ago. It's their duty to hunt me down and bring me to justice if I fail my sacred duty of keeping that secret a real secret or a fake illusion ... The real police would think it's just a prank call.
>>3546995
FFFFFFFUuuuuuck
I was so damn close, I was on a roll...
>>3546986
Furry porn is not for sexual anon.
>>3546992
You're just proving my point that this game is total bullshit.
>>3546996
Fuck would I do that for?
>>3547006
I dont know what this is but I want to fuck it
>>3547002
actually you were able to convince him, you read that wrong
>>3547006
You're saving the world, you're not destroyin the world, make up your fucking mind lady.
Can I just call you Matilda?
>>3547016
>>3547010
I don't even know if you're hot or anything, so I'm saying no.
>>3547016
Fuck off.
>>3547017
You call me Save the World or you don't call me anything.
>>3547029
>>3547002
Hey you dumb motherfucker you did it
>>3547016
>>3547015
Holy shit! They fell for it!
>>3547025
Finally! My first win since my return~
How do I git gud with Roadhog?
>>3547025
>>3547036
Thank you for hosting.
>>3547034
Y-You too
>>3547034
BUT YOU DON'T SAVE THE FUCKING WORLD.
BITCH, I'M CALLIN YOU MATILDA FROM NOW ON.
I want to fuck Gengar violently
>>3547036
>tfw I have that picture, but just NEVER have a relevant use for it
Thanks for the hostie host!
Kero?
>>3547025
I can see that he was able to drain a part of my power through our conversation. Congratulations, ghost.
>>3547029
Thank you for providing some entertainment for us, Sir.
>>3547052
You're saying I'm not hot?
>>3547057
I'll put a bullet through your fucking skull.
>>3547061
...
>>3547074
S-Suwako?
>>3547057
call her Matoi instead.
>>3547029
Blue DDPAT.
BUT WHY?!
>>3547084
>>3547079
You ain't gonna be savin the world anytime soon like that Matilda.
>>3547084
She's not worthy of the fucking chance.
>>3547075
Ah, so your companions are only there to keep you in check... Lucky you... Oh, and your "power" wasn't needed whatsoever with my win.
I can host but only if the guy who said he didn't like me yesterday changes his mind.
Guys, help. Junko wants to ERP with me.
>>3547113
Never knew we had a Satori avatar
>>3547113
I will always dislike you as well niggle wrightbug.
>>3547113
I love you Yuno.
>>3547113
You're my second favorite touhou
>>3547110
I s-said congratulations. You could at least say thank you for that.
>>3547109
Worlds with people like aren't worth saving in the first place, you shit. Can't even call a person by their fucking name.
>>3547125
Who is your favorite?
Tell me so I can shit on your tastes
>>3547136
Kyouko
>>3547145
Pretty uncommon favorite
I'll leave you for now
GRAND
DAD
FLEENSTONES?
