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HG Bread
I want to violently rape Muffet
>>3538823
>>3538992
>Gets spit on
You see what I mean?
Never have kids Spike, not even against your will.
>>3539001
No turning back now...
Let's see how you've improved Eli.
>>3539023
It's been around for over a year now, Probably not gonna be a danger.
...I mean, there was that one alien invasion, but we don't talk about that.
>>3539045
No, there was just some confusion
I want to violently rape Uni-chan
>>3539101
How about that arm wrestling competition, huh?
Where ya goin'? Haha!
>>3539046 (Subaru)
So don't show up. See if I care. I can easily win that dance without a partner.
>>3539101
Copies couldn't match my experience.
>>3539077
I am! I am I am!
>>3539101
Huh... good job...
>>3539083 (Eruna)
N-Not now... give me like... a few minutes...
>>3539077
>>3539101
>Forcefully clears throat
I just...I need th'know-how. For all I could care I could take her place as one'a them.
>post yfw youtube is down
>>3539081
I can... put a... bullet in... your head. I may... be dead... but I... still feel.
>>3539101
What a complete waste of time.
>>3539130
Knight to F3
Seems that everyone is a Sicilian fan, huh?
>>3539101
Subaru! Watch ou-
https://youtu.be/KAy5KTECZuk
repost just in case
>>3539000
Sobre eso, ya me lo dijiste creo la semana pasada.
>>3539001
Why I would even do that?
>>3539147
it's not tho
>>3539101
I'm going to eat these hard boiled eggs as fast as I can...
>>3539048 (The crimson mean)
A-Ah, but what's your name really... That just sounds like a title..
>>3539101
Well, that was a huge waste of time
>>3539101
Shouldn't your body be hard enough to protect us both?
>>3539014(Nozofumi)
Excuse me! You're not the master relationship artist here, I am! Don't make me look stupid in front of other people like this!
>>3539040(Garnet-tan)
You serious? I didn't think it was possible, but now you're getting my hopes up!
>>3539041(Time Traveler)
>he continues eating it
Th-this just isn't the same...
>>3539052(Uro-tan)
What if...wh-what if you were sleep walking?!
>>3539081(Vino)
Yeah, them! They were amazing people, so you should try your best to imitate them!
>>3538971
Geez dumdum...Who has been kickin' you out of bed at the wrong time?
>>3539001
I ain' stayin' around for long, I got all that I need.
>>3539011
Well it ain't like you've been lyin' to me about th' entire bodyguard thingy you were tryin' to sell me!
>>3539101
>Makina lays on th' bed breathin' her last few seconds away
I guess it's just better like this... at least I'll be seein' some people I love again...
>
>>3539135
Sure, evil as Ghandi~
>Pets
>>3539145
W-What would happen to you then?
>>3539083
>Holds sword defensively.
Yes...
>>3539163
Are you able to chew it?
I took your age into consi... consi...
...
>>3539134
I see what you're trying to do here, and two can play at this game!
You're ugly, your attitude is shit, and your hair bothers me to no end!
>>3539178
>>3539101
Observation: Cape lost
Conclusion: New cape required.
>>3539125
Response: Noted. But the beings that may arrive in our space from here is not our concern.
Statement: The energies here are our concern and their potential to destabilize the anomaly and endanger space.
>>3539179
>She grabs onto her horns.
Kukuku... That is a nice compliment, but I believe I was quite clear about those.
>>3539149
Hey now, don't toss around threats, doll.
That doesn't make sense for shit. You don't breathe.. Are ya decaying? Decomposin' as we speak?
>>3539163
Eh, I'm my own guy.
They can do them, but they're too giddy and energetic.
To be honest I use the word "friend" loosely, we've met maybe twice.
>>3539147
>Too bad it's not.
>>3539179
Er. I'd be a vampire?
>She shrugs awkwardly
>>3539151
It's very dynamic, flexible, tactical, a beautiful defense.
This game feels like it's going by pretty quickly, but then I see who's all died and it's just going averagely.
>>3539158
My name is esoteric. You may not have the honor of knowing it.
>>3539098
Yes. They are.
>>3539096
Maybe I'll learn that in time.
I didn't really care about that for a long time.
>>3539101
I don't really get it. But fine.
>>3539163
...Uh. I never thought of that either...
>>3539140
You can get changed with me around, you know!
That's fine! In fact, that's great!
>>3539181
I think that sword is a bit excessive...
When is the homecoming and what time?
>>3539218
Tomorrow 8 UST.
>>3539209
>>3539209
>
>>3539213
No.
It's cool.
>>3539168
I don't intend to continue useless conversations. I can't see the problem with that.
>>3539187
Okay?
>>3539209
Just don't mess up anything that belongs to me, stay on your side of the camp and try not to be too loud with your snoring. If you keep that in mind, I'll let you live.
>>3539212
But this Garry managed to get on your good side early on, huh?
>>3539163
Well you are immortal now. Something good will eventually happen to you.
>>3539212
That is is nice to hear. What made you like them if I may ask?
>>3539218
7 pm central tomorrow.
>>3539163
But your... idea is... like putting... a dog... in a kennel... and ignoring... it until... I want to... give it... attention in... a year... or feed it... after a... month.
>>3539201
Not at... all.
>>3539168
Sarah-tan's full of shit. She loves making people miserable, which is why she's trying to make you angry. Remember: Sadist!
>>3539181
Into...? Spit it out before I die of old age.
>>3539201
I thought so. A guy as headstrong and arrogant as you might have problems making friends. You should try calming down a bit instead.
>>3539212
Or maybe someone kidnapped you while you were sleeping? The possibilities are endless!
Buuut, who cares about that? You're here now, you've met a nice guy, and now you're having fun! What more could you ask for?
>>3539200
They do nothing, I know~
So about your favorite candy? What is it?
>>3539213
Will you change too? It would only be fair!
In fact, I should help you change!
>>3539209
Statement: Engi appreciates the shelter provided. Thank you.
>>3539199
Energies?
Well, I guess you do what you need to, If it means I'll be thankful for not being torn apart by black holes, or something like that.
>>3539209
Dark Matter?!
Grrr, rusted piece of junk.
>>3539208
Bishop to C4
>>3539209
Probably nothing, everybody waits till the afternoon to attack.
>>3539235
I wouldn't know, I'm not a sword enthusiast.
>>3539257
Only if I get to "help" you change as well!
>>3539237
And you're ugly!
>>3539245
Happy endings don't exist for people like me...
>>3539250
Except you're not going to be dating a dog, so it's fine. I get you may be nervous, but there's no reason to be nervous about love.
>>3539237
So dumdum...Has dumdum-kun been kickin' you out of the bed or somethin'? You're just a lil' bit cranky. He was also sayin' you're one of them sadist kinda people!
So would ya be mindin' if I fired a shot at you?
>>3539255
>Makina suddenly remembers what dumdum-kun has said to her.
I nearly forgot to remember that entire sadist kinda thing, Subaru-kun. You ain' all that much of a dumdum. So how about I try and fire a shot at her to see if she ends up enjoyin' it? That'll prove it for us!
>>3539255
...
I made it special for old people.
>>3539279
It will keep you away.
>>3539266
Unorthodox! Interesting to see how it develops
>>3539263
Response: Black holes are unlikely to form as a by-product of this anomaly becoming stabilized.
Statement: We do not require appreciation for our work if we need to close it.
>>3539209
Ah.. This is actually really nice, the stars are nice tonight..
>>3539210
I-I'm afraid I'm a little confused, why not? A-ah is it because I haven't told you mine yet?!..
>Kazuma bows before straightening and offering his hand for a shake.
M-my name is Kazuma K-Kuvaru!..
>>3539250
Alright, you're gonna need 'ta explain this 'ta me.
How're you walkin' around, zombina?>>3539255
Hey, quit spoutin' shit about changin' my attitude. I couldn't give two fucks about makin' friends, I'm here 'ta get my hands dirty, alright?
>>3539295
You're thinking of masochists, you retarded fuck.
>>3539279
If course, it would only be fair!
>>3539207
W-Why would you want that?
>>3539244
...Fairly early, yes. He asked simple questions, never pried too much. For his part he always seemed fairly accepting.
>>3539245
Well...
He's gentle and kind. Very genuine. And... well, supportive overall. H-he's... I don't know.. I feel a lot of things.
>>3539255
I find that fairly stupid.
But then... I'm finding myself partaking in things I would have thought stupid lately.
Huh, just a normal day in Dreamlan- OH FUCK.
>tfw Internet is shitting itself more than usual
>>3539315
...Alright, you're too much effort for me to deal with.
Time to sleep.
>>3539308
Knight to C3
>>3539295
What you're thinking of is a masochist, not a sadist! Sadists are the ones that get off on inflicting pain, not receiving it!
>>3539306
...Just how old do you think I am?
>>3539323
I think you're looking for the Coal Mining simulator that's down the street. That's a job for a guy like you.
>>3539257
Not really... fufu.
>>3539294
Are you done?
>>3539295
...
You are confusing masochism and sadism, but I'm neither of those.
>>3539345
...
That was just unfair.
>>3539346
Sleep tight, Boss.
>>3539351
>>3539330
That's another one of them weird terms... I'll be askin' Onii-chan what that means. Dumdum just said she enjoys pain 'n stuff, so I might just end up testin' that out.
>>3539353
But you said she enjoyed everythin' related to pain... So I shouldn't be firin' a gunshot at her?
>>3539345
T-that's fine, I'm used to be alone most of the time..
>>3539317
Huhuhu. You are not worthy of contact with me, so don't even bother to attempt a handshake with me! Once you've realized that, you will know how to actually behave around me!
>>3539362
>Image because I'm distracted
>>3539294
Only if you let that happen.
>>3539342
How cute. This is the one that is helping you with this decision?
>>3539345
I'm going to set that prick on fire
>>3539365
She enjoys delivering it.
>>3539342
I'm almost surprised you didn't find others like that.
>>3539346
>pats box
g'nite
>>3539364
Castle, king side
>>3539340
Really? I don't. But it's better me bein' one than her being hunted for bein' one. Besides, evidently you stop incinerating in the sun after a few months.
>>3539345
I like th'glasses.
>>3539342
Stupid things can be fun sometimes. Give yourself the chance to enjoy life instead of stressing about it and you'll see what I mean.
>>3539360
You aren't going to get mad or anything?
>>3539362
Doing things like that yourself can get tiring, so it's important to have someone who can do that for you.
>>3539365
Nope, she'd enjoy shooting you instead. Better watch out what you say to her, because she's a ticking time bomb of anger.
>>3539353
I make you this all the time.
In 50 years, we...
Oh.
>>3539345
Statement: Engi do not need to consume organic matter for sustenance.
>>3539346
Statement: Farewell.
>>3539345
Hahahahah!
It's good to be back!
>>3539353
Blood.
With blood.
I'm here for the killin'.
>>3539362
Nah, you don't get it. There's some kinda magic involved, right?
>>3539400
>>3539345
>Internet is shitting itself more than usual
Right now that's happening to me
Yarn?
>>3539405
I never cared about your opinion, so no, I won't get mad.
>>3539306
Why would you want that?
>>3539340
I'm liking this exchange.
>>3539405
That sounds... more like... a servant... than someone... to have... a relationship... with.
>>3539414
Yes and... the heart... is the... catalyst you... twit.
>>3539346
Hmmm.
*carries box to safety*
Sleep soundly, Boss.
>>3539360
So the dumdum was lyin' to me again? He was sayin' you were a sadist and enjoyed pain 'n stuff.
>>3539384
So none of them weird thingies that Subaru-kun told me she is? Geez...he really has been lyin' a lot.
>>3539405
Geez...so you've just been endurin' through all of that? If she's a tickin' bomb then shouldn't we just be bringin' her to a safe perimeter only to end up defusin' her?
>>3539359
Hmm... sweet in general?
Like cookies or donuts?
>>3539402
And wouldn't you be hunted instead?
>>3539430
I am too...
Are you ready to go now?
Fuck, haven't had an Arena Event in AGES.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d3gLNomXwlw
>>3539379
I guess you don't believe in destiny.
Don't get me wrong, I haven't given up at all, but sometimes people like me aren't meant to be happy. I find it kind of like a heroic ending to someone that has suffered a lot.
>>3539406
We open up a restaurant together?!
Pleaaaase tell me it does well! I don't want it to get shut down after three years of service...
>>3539414
Y-You could kill the other coal miners...
>>3539419
You're now Yarnth Vader, duh.
>>3539402
I like yours too!
But mine are special, so they don't frost over.
Good night.
>>3539445
I'm always ready to cuddle cute girls!
>>3539442
Obviously he was lying to you.
>>3539467
Night bread
>>3539418
Bishop to B3
>>3539447
That's a big shi-..
>>3539467
Sleep tight.
>>3539431
So you're a zombie with a magical heart that brought you back from the dead.
Then you're basically just a really cold-ass human with a breathing problem.
>>3539447
You couldn't hit me with somethin' so slow!
>>3539452
I'm alright doin' it here. I prefer a challenge, y'know?
There's some gods here, some crazy shit. It's a fun time.
>>3539371
>He reluctantly pulls his hand back.
W-why..? Is not acting like myself around you good enough? I-I don't much like the sound of that..
>>3539447
G-gah..! S-swords are t-too... painful..
>>3539447
Oh gods, get me off this thing!
>>3539445
She probably wouldn't be able 'ta tell. And it's still be preferable.
>>3539455
...And here I am just bein' near-sighted. Dang. What about other weather?
>>3539472
>>3539425
You're still mad...ah well, you'll feel better after we tango tonight! It'll be a night you won't ever forget!
>>3539431
Except this is a loved one, so no. It's meant to be someone that helps you out, and you help them out whenever you can.
>>3539442
I like that!
Grab a hold of her, and I'll defuse her! Quick, before she explodes! This is a life or death matter here!
>>3539379
...D-don't call me cute...
Yes. He... helped me decide this.
>>3539345
Ah... nearly died there.
>>3539447
...Damn.
>>3539393
Most others wouldn't give me the time of day. Never underestimate how cruel some can be.
>>3539405
..Yeah. I don't have enough time to waste it on not trying new, possibly stupid things.
>>3539447
I made a mistake...
Goodnight.
>>3539447
Metaknight? That really sucks
Rooting Nine Ball
>>3539516
Sleep well
>>3539495
I don't have a reason to be mad about anything.
>>3539478
If you do not, either deal with it or leave my presence. The latter will allow you to leave with at least a portion of your pride intact.
>>3539491
Knight to G5
>>3539467
Night bready boy.
>>3539477
Gods...yeah, Gods. Those guys don't do anything for nobody, so it's better if someone did put an end to them.
>>3539514
If you need someone to do stupid things with, then ask me! I'll be your personal stupid friend!
>>3539490
I'm nearsight too,
but other weather isn't a problem, I work in Antarctica.
And sometimes Egypt.
>>3539516
Sleep tight.
>>3539469
Should I be firin' a few more shots at him for that? Or d'you think that'd go a lil' bit too far?
>>3539495
Hey now dumdum! You've also been lyin' to me about them weird words 'n stuff... I think you might be settin' up some plan here.
>>3539516
>>3539467
A good night to the both of ya!
>>3539452
I see all this stretches before. I can change my destiny to whatever I see fit. You are already acting like your story is over.
>>3539467
Goodbye for now.
>>3539514
Alright. I'll lay off on that. This Garry seems great for someone like you. And Ramlethal?
>>3539477
In a... shriveled up... husk of a... world filled... with other... dead that... lack hearts. Those of... us that... possess hearts... are called... dolls because... the necro... necromancer... toys with... us trying... to break... our sanity.
>>3539495
But I... love no... one here.
>>3539447
This wasn't... the best... idea you... had.
>>3539514
I've seen more kind people than cruel here. And this is coming from the paranoid, speciesist, bigoted, magic-hating person that keeps secrets.
>>3539516
nighto yuno
>>3539430
>>3539452
>>3539445
>Ah, sorry guys. Internet's fucking up and I don't got these avas on mobile.
>gonna have to call it here.
>>3539538
Huh, no foolin'? Least my other sense made up for it with that stupid pact
...Never heard'a them, though.
>>3539546
It's your business. I don't have a reason to care about it.
>>3539524
Thanks.
>>3539535
Coo is the sole reason anyone on this slide is dead.
Just sayin'.
By the way The Feast is coming up next.
Also FUCK THIS INTERNET
>>3539516
>Pats head
>>3539468
>Takes your hand
Buuuut it's just me... all night.
Hope I can be enough for you...
>>3539490
Right... well I think I'll be going to sleep soon, goodnight Assua!
>>3539565
>Pets, I'm going to sleep anyway
>See ya later
>>3539516
See ya.
>>3539565
okay, bye!
>>3539587
This is fine!
>>3539531
Shouldn't you be mad about me saying I won't chase after you anymore? I thought you liked having someone bug you all the time.
>>3539546
You're right.
>he gets down to dumdum's eye level
I plan on taking her clothes off.
>>3539553
Technically it's been over more than 500 times now, but I have no choice but to keep going. Sitting around and crying about it isn't an option...except that one time it was, and good things actually came from it...
>>3539556
Give it some time and you'll find someone special to you. There's more than enough people here for you to fall for.
>>3539585
Bishop to F7
Checkmate, if I'm not mistaken
Is Illya a turbo lesbian?
>>3539587
Goodnight
>>3539586
Surprise!
>>3539587
I'd just rather endure than let others. Seeya 'round, then, Illya.
>>3539532
>His voice goes a little stern.
There's.. A third option in all of that..
>>3539516
Good night
>>3539586
I was going to host after you, but I can't because the same reasons
>>3539537
...Hmh. Maybe after I leave.
I'm not ready to throw caution entirely to the wind.
>>3539553
Ramlethal is a friend. We're close... due to similar circumstances.You could consider our hardships the same...
>>3539558
...My perspective may have been flawed.
>sigh
I don't know.
>>3539611
>Drags off
Let's go then, I'm tired...
>>3539613
You are very mistaken.
>>3539447
I just so happen to be a "master of arenas"
>>3539565
Night ogre-tan.
>>3539578
Antartica is cold, and Egypt is cold, when I'm around.
>>3539612
You were wrong about something. Again. Not a big surprise.
>>3539537
You got somethin' against God?
You're talkin' to him.
>>3539556
Sounds like a great fuckin' place to live. Not dreary or depressing at all, jeez. Let me just use my nerd-to-English translator.. Necromancers, uh.. They make zombies, right? Skeletons and stuff?
What I'm gatherin' from this is that you're just a good zombie fightin' bad zombies, right?
>>3539586
THIS is how I lose!?
I was in the zone!
>>3539619
You bow your head down in shame? That is fine too.
>>3539628
Not that it matters now, really.
>>3539629
>get's dragged off
Th-This doesn''t feel right!
>doors close behinds them
>>3539628
Not everyone is as flexible with death as I am, so it's understandable. I wouldn't want a dead Uro-tan on my hands, and I'm sure Garry wouldn't want that either.
>>3539632
Verdammt. My apologies.
Now we play chase, right?
Knight to E6
Parasols are a lot sharper than people give them credit for.
Grats for making it past both the feast and the arena event.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n4op6S2MHHo
>>3539579
Well isn't he in your hire or somethin'? If he's your property I won't be takin' him down or anythin'! I respect others their toys 'n stuff.
>>3539612
>She stares into the dumdum's eyes.
That's a real dum plan you got there... I don't think it'll end up workin' but okay!
>>3539640
http://gelbooru.com/index.php?page=post&s=list&tags=mei_%28overwatch%29
Be wary of porn
>>3539612
I highly... doubt that... will happen. Why do... you want... me to... date someone... so badly?
>>3539645
You'd be.... correct besides... the skeletons... and such. They only... were capable... of bringing... us back... to life. The few... that they... gave hearts... are just... play toys... to be... hunted.
>>3539678
Do not fret, it is for fun after all.
>>3539683
RIP Nine Ball
Rooting Nicol Bolas
>>3539640
Sounds weirdly-specific. Lemme guess, that thing ya got with ya?
>>3539641
You told me you wanted it! Don't you remember that time we were trying to make bets, and you told me you liked it when I bothered you with stupid shit?!
>>3539645
Yeah, I do. You're a useless, idiotic, and wasteful being that should be striped of his God title immediately.
>>3539646
N-no nothing like that.. It's just that I could ignore your attitude and k-keep..
>His voice goes back to being gentle and quiet.
Acting like myself..
>>3539683
Owww....
>>3539691
Pawn to E5
>>3539687
There's a reason my folder is small.
The amount of porn is just glacial in size
>>3539701
My Endothermic blaster!
The least frustrating weapon in overwatch!
>>3539684
You make the first move, and I'll follow shortly after!
>>3539689
Because love is something everyone should feel, not just the rich and beautiful. It would lighten my day up seeing you enjoying yourself with some luck man or woman you find off the street.
>>3539718
Whoops.
I really really like this game.
>>3539684
He can't die. I know that more than anyone else.
>>3539708
I do remember saying something like that, but I never said anything about caring about your opinion.
>>3539731
Endo-er...as in it sucks in heat, right?
>>3539683
Bring in the win, Aussa.
You got me rootin' for you.
>>3539689
Ah, shut up with that shit. You're in control of yourself, be whatever the fuck you want to be.
That pisses me off to no end when people say they can't do anythin', or they don't have options. That's weak.
>>3539708
Oh yeah?
And that's why I'm the best at what I do, makin' millions a year, and happily married, right?
'Cause I'm just so shitty? Get the fuck over yourself, punk.
>>3539725
>>3539653
Right.
Too mayn things have changed for me to consider things as they used to be.
>>3539673
That's why I said so.
What would we even do?
>>3539718
I know it will go well, for both of us. We've trusted each other with our problems before.
>>3539711
You may as well ignore me entirely then, because I will not drop this attitude, especially when it is the one that makes the most sense, arch-wizards are superior to lesser wizards.
>>3539731
Kek
You're alright Mei
Don't show up to Hanamura tomorrow
>>3539760
Least of all being that third degree of sorts from back then by me maybe.
>>3539734
Of course... you would... degrade such... a thing into... an insult.
>>3539752
What are... your thoughts... of two... against eight... billion, with no... resources or... allies beyond... the one... person.
Yeeeaahhh, Scarfies will do that to ya.
>>3539734
I don't think this'll be endin' pretty, dumdum.
>>3539744
>Makina holds the dumdum's hand and whispers.
Just play along, that dumdum-kun is goin' to try' some prank on you or somethin'.
>>3539759
Knight to B5
>>3539748
The bit on my back collects nitrogen from the atmosphere and liquefies it, the blaster sprays it.
>That's all ad-libbed, by the way
>>3539718
You got me good, Garnet-tan. I thought I would have impressed you with some philosophical speech, but you're too wise for me.
>>3539744
That doesn't matter. What matters here is you like me deep down, so we need to get through this together, okay?
>>3539752
Ha! You act like making millions a year and being married make you any more useful than a dying flower! I don't care how you get the money, or how you please your wife, because the fact is you're a useless God!
>>3539760
We could start a biker gang. I've always wanted to wear a leather jacket and look tough to other people.
>>3539798
>>3539765
I-I'm not telling you to change, I-I only ask why you act like that... I... Just only know one mage that's unkind...
>>3539800
Huh. Sounds sciencey. Not my sorta thing.
>Hooray for making shit up on the spot.
>>3539811
Rook, to E1
Apologies if this is boring, I haven't played a match of chess in a very long time.
About that time to skip the peace.
>>3539787
Hey now, let's stop looking at this as an insult and ponder how we can both benefit from this. If you have someone you can talk to and love, then your doll existence won't be as bad!
>>3539787
It's not impossible.
With enough trainin', time and determination, anythin's possible.
People who think otherwise are fuckin' wastes of space.
>>3539808
And yet you believe me without a single question. I could be some crazy person that's got no power at all.
Why would any God want to provide for a whole race of people like you? Ungrateful fucks that think they're entitled to being watched over by a higher deity.
You people amaze me.
>>3539795
>pulls her hand out of the girl's grasp
Don't touch me or my hand ever again, or you will end up in an early grave.
>>3539808
I'm fine getting through it alone. Don't worry about it.
>>3539760
Good evening Urotsuki!
>>3539839
Not today!
>>3539831
Not at all! The variety of a less experienced player is very stimulating in a distinctly different way than grueling matches with other GMs.
>>3539785
The only reason to go to Japan is to initiate nuclear winter.
>>3539826
Simply put, it spray cold.
>>3539760
I am glad to hear that the girl my that had been bothered by Souda was able to find people to care for and vice versa.
>>3539808
He he. I can be stubborn at times. Though I hope you can take something from these words.
Oh, I forgot Kracko was a thing in this game.
Remember the very first Dreamland Games where Kracko was a major threat? Good times...
>>3539808
... And I've already rode on a bike before. Have you?
>>3539786
Yes. Though it's not even first degree anymore. No more burning.
>>3539858
....
...Garry.
>she runs over to you and hugs you tight
Garry.... I'll be there soon.
>>3539852
You're acting like they do provide for us. You can bet your ass that whatever Gods are out there are laughing at you for insisting that they're actually doing something. They're basically getting paid to take an eternity long shit while on the job.
>>3539795
Just do it! Grip her harder!
>>3539855
No you're not. I'm not letting you get away with getting in the way of my fun. You're putting up with me whether you want to or not.
>>3539873
Hey, now, I'm not dumb, I just focus on a different specialty.>>3539885
>>3539885
Gods, you're picky.
>>3539866
Pawn to B3
I'd hope that I'm at least stimulating. An effortless match isn't much fun for either player at all.
>>3539841
You just... even mentioned... you have... a motive! What do... you benefit... from such... a thing?!
>>3539852
You have... no time... you've just... awoken to... a world... destroyed and... grey. There is... no shelter... from the... onslaught and... your entire... body feels... numb like... a thousand... needles. You have... no where... safe you... can stop... to rest. Every turn... there are... only more... and more... encroaching upon... your position. Tell me... why this... existence isn't... one I... would want... to end... by ripping... that son... of a... bitches throat... out.
>>3539855
Geez...I ain' even doin' anythin'. You can threaten but I ain' really afraid of you, you're just a girl with toys like me!
>She grips her hand harder this time.
>>3539891
Alright then dumdum-kun, just know that if she ends up doin' anythin' to you it's your own fault.
>>3539891
Whatever. Just act like a proper meat shield and try not to get in my way.
>>3539888
Oh, good, you're burn resistant. I wonder if it's even uncomfortably warm, now.
>She barks a laugh
>>3539888
It'll be fine, did I give you a bit of a scare?
>He smiles and returns the hug.
>>3539897
Very much so! The bold attack on my F pawn, the unorthodox opening, the queen sacrifice, much had to be calculated.
>>3539912
Toys?
THUNK!
>>3539892
Wasn't sure if I made the point clear enough.
Anyways, I gotta do something else, see ya.
>>3539929
ACK!
>>3539933
Yeah, no worries. Seeya 'round, lady.
>>3539878
I can't promise you I will. Those words flew over my head before I could grab any of them, but I can always look at you as an example of how to live my life correctly.
>>3539888
Not at all. I don't have enough money to buy a bike, sadly.
>>3539906
Peace of mind that I've helped another human being! Isn't that what most people on this earth want anyways?
>>3539912
>>3539925
>he punches the dumdum right in the jaw, knocking her on the floor
STAY AWAY FROM MY FRIEND, PUNK!
>he looks over to Sarah-tan
Are you alright? Do you need mouth to mouth, or something similar?
>>3539878
Souda is nothing, and neither are the problems I face.
>>3539915
>she chuckles quietly
Or maybe you're not as fiery as you thought~.
>>3539919
No, not really.. I'm just... happy that I'm about to go through with this.
GUARANTEED WINNER NEXT SLIDE!
LET'S GET THIS OVER WITH ALREADY!
>>3539891
Of course they're not doing anything. This world was created with me as its center. Whatever Gods are out there provide for me, because I've earned it.
All of you ungrateful assholes that won't stop asking for more wonder why whatever forces are out there stopped providing for you? It's cause you won't stop whinin' and always want more!
>>3539906
Then make time. Make shelter. MAKE a way to win.
There's always a way. I don't give a fuck what kind of situation you're in. There's always a goddamn way.
People that aren't smart enough to see the way to win are the people that lose.
>>3539924
The opening was supposed to be a Fischer trap, but you didn't bite.
Let's move this into the endgame.
Bishop to B2
>>3539964
Maybe I just ate through my fuel fast.
>She snickers
Alright, enough lame fire metaphors. You want something to drink?
>>3539959
...
What the hell is wrong with you? You just punched a girl? That's it. I knew you were a dangerous individual, so it's time to eliminate you.
>>3539964
Continue on fighting your problems then. I'll see you at the dance tomorrow, Urotsuki. Later.
>>3539959
Good. Make sure to have a good experience. Now...
Go.
Have.
FUN!
>>3539964
That makes more sense, I'm happy that you've got the courage.
>>3539971
Initiating Defensive Measures
>>3539971
Engi will win, and this internet is being worse than Dedede's
>>3539972
I was... merely telling... you the... events of... when I... first awoke. The closest... to a shelter... we can... find are... the metal... husk of... old buildings... that could... withstand the... bombs and... radiation storms.
>>3539959
Well rather... I still... don't need... a relationship... like what... you are... implying.
>>3539925
>Makina grabs her lil' toy gun from around th' corner.
This one! You see? It's a pretty toy don'tcha think so?
>>3539959
>Th' punch barely hurts her but she ends up droppin' to the floor anyway so dumdum-kun can play the hero.
Y'know if that punch actually hurted me I would've fired a few of these lil' shiny balls into you!
>>3539997
Mm, sure. I wouldn't mind a drink.
>>3540011
It's now or never.... And I choose now.
You've made your own preparations, yes?
>>3540010
I'll see you there, Garnet.
>>3539971
YUNO
U
N
O
Crushing defeat.
>>3539984
What did I tell you about this, "hope chess?" I am a very aggressive player, many pieces may be sacrificed, but not because it is a play with a response I see which is bad for me.
>>3540029
...
I'm not a kid. All my weapons are real.
I don't remember having a stone victory yet... I think this is the first.
>>3540039
I have, I am ready as I can be.
>>3539972
All you did was lie, cheat and steal. That's hardly anything worth praising. I think you're pretty damn delusional if you think those worthless Gods are doing you a solid just because you're patting yourself on your back.
>>3539999
Sh-she was trying to hurt you! I wouldn't have done it if she wasn't a threat...probably.
>>3540010
I'm way pass that point right now, but good luck to you, Garnet!
>>3540049
Why did that happened?
end
Thanks for playing everybody.
>>3540042
I'm sorry, anon... I couldn't do it.
>>3540049
Ack!
>>3540049
Con.. Congratulations Asuka!
T-thank you very much for the experience Sir!
>>3540075
Happen*
>>3540039
Got a preference? I've admittedly got an over-abundance of grape, right now.
>>3540066
Congrats, then, and thanks for the show.
>>3540066
Congratulations, Asuka
>>3540078
Thanks for hosting
>>3540078
Thank you for the game!
>>3540050
Aye, a stupid gambit. At least it made for a fun game, no?
Bishop to E5
>>3540072
I don't need your help. You just proved that you are a dangerous individual that needs to be eliminated.
>pulls out her knife and gun
Resistance is futile.
>>3540078
Thank you for hosting.
>>3539959
...Wait, I'll be broke too when I leave...
We could be a bicycle gang instead.
>>3540066
Congrats.
>>3540078
Thank you for hosting.
>>3540069
Then after this game, I'm gonna do it. And I'll head straight for you.
>>3540086
... I like orange. Is there any of that left?
>>3540078
Congrats, thanks for hosting
>>3540078
Congrats, thanks for hosting.
>>3540100
True, true. Live and learn!
Check.
>>3540024
Then you know what? I'll be your part-time lover. Wherever you go, wherever you'll be, I'll still be right here waiting for you~!
>>3540029
SHHHHHHHHHUT UP!
You're supposed to be dead, now play dead!
>>3540066
Grats dad! I believed in you from the very beginning!
>>3540078
Thanks for the entertainment, Dedede!
>>3540024
Well, there you go.
You've got somethin'.
S'long as you've got somethin', that's more than enough.
Until you've got nothin' left, you don't fuckin' give up.
Got it?
>>3540072
You're right.
For all we know, there are no Gods, and I'm the center of this universe.
I have no idea that you're conscious. I don't know if anyone besides me is sentient.
Am I wrong to assume that I'm God?
I don't think I am.
>>3540078
Thanks for hosting mate
>>3540063
Mine are real too! But they work just like toys 'n they make a friggin' cool sound y'know?
>>3540078
Thanks for givin' us somethin' to do and congratulations!
>>3540114
Ohhh! We're still playin' that lil' play!
>Makina lays there so dumdum can play the hero in all of this.
>>3540083
Thanks, but still, RNGesus is against me today
>>3540078
Thanks for hosting
>>3540110
A-alright, I'll be waiting near the entrance.
>>3540078
Thanks a million for lettin' me in your game, host.
>>3540113
King to F1
>>3540131
>loves
>>3540110
I think I got a can or two. My own favorite's just the normal stuff, because I'm boring like that.
>She slips inside of tank with practiced ease
...Yep, I looks like you're in luck.
