Zootopia Thread: Yet Another Cops And Robbers Edition
Pastebin: http://pastebin.com/iYDU8g2T
Booru: zoo.booru.org
Post about how you've evaded both crime and punishment. Or not.
HE DONT SCARE ME NONE
BUNNUB
>I CHOES YOU JUDY
B L U E B E R R Y P I E . E I P Y R R E B E U L B
>>3537167
I can understand that. Relationships are hard, the conversations are always difficult, but communication is super important. Want to talk about it more? Might help clear things up.
>>3537227
WANNA HEAR A JOJ RAEH AANAW
>>3537236
Imagine getting fucked by two gids
>>3537122
>zoo.booru.org
>not zooru.org
>>3537279
The other one 404s.
>>3537265
TWICE THE DISGUST!
Do not lewd the Jude.
Lewd the Gazelle instead there's not enough lewd of her.
>>3537279
>not Subaru.org
Include ZTArchive in the OP, you triple chompers!
>>3537126
I cannot wait for Cuphead. Looks amazing and perfect for hitting that hard-as-nails shoot'n'jump game itch that Megaman hasn't been able to fill for a while.
I love the Culling devs. Such coolbros. They're great for conversation when they pop up in some of the twitch chats I frequent.
Can't say I know much about the other two games because I wasn't there! But I'm glad to hear you got some entertainment out of them.
And, more importantly, aside from your company, who won E3 in your VR-covered eyes?
>>3537317
T H I S
casually posting proof that we will soon get a leaked summary of the original zootopia plot
Aladdin just finished up next as always Zootopia to end the night.
the movie will start in 10 minutes
Get comfy and watch the movie, anon!
http://www.ustream.tv/channel/k2RjrwaJ2Yy
http://www.ustream.tv/channel/k2RjrwaJ2Yy
>>3537318
Fuck your Subaru.
I've got a horse outside.
REMINDER TO ALL ATTENTION WHORE SHILLS
>>3537318
Subaru Jones?
Is that you?
>tfw probably none of you are TEST members
>tfw somebody here might be in fucking Sergal.
>>3537402
Forgot a REEEEEEE there.
Schalkeanon is dead.
Press F to pay respects
HEY >SCHALKEANON
YOU FUCKED UP LAST THREAD
SOMEONE ELSE HAD TO DO YOUR JOB AND THEY BARELY MADE IT
DO IT FUCKIN RIGHT THIS TIME
Other anon who saved us last thread, don't do it this time. He must redeem himself
>>3537265
Could they both suck me off at the same time?
>>3537439
>salty
>>3537439
>Shrieky
>>3537468
No salt here
Just disappointment
Disappointment in >Schalkeanon
Hey, so for those into size difference stuff and male on male, I went ahead and tried to write a shortie piece and/or possible first chapter of a bigger thing.
http://pastebin.com/DyLAtePK
ComicAnon if you're around in this thread this is what I'd love to be read please.
Also, God I know, this is really nasty shilling. Like crossdressing prostitute putting on lipstick while jerking himself off nasty. Doing it anyways.
>>3537424
Look again at the end of the last thread.
>>3537439
I did what I had to do.
May god help him now.
F
>>3537402
Sorry.
>Human in zootopia fic updated
>57 chapters
>Over 200k words
>Description makes it sound like its edgy tier
God damn, why must the terrible fics keep growing while the good ones never update?
>>3537485
[spoilersdon'twork]don't sweat it, I was just doing a bit. it didn't occur to me until after I posted that it might imply I'm calling you salty, which is not what I meant.[/noseriouslytheydon'twork]
>>3537330
Oh man, now I gadda think!
Well, in terms of winning this year, I would say that XBOX has certainly come out with more stuff and revealed more about their plans for the near future that doesn't sound like hyperbole, whereas Sony felt like they were recognizing that their past expo announcements have all been "here are games coming out in the future", and so now they're focusing on "here are games that are coming out this year, plus here's Hideo Kojima!"
Nintendo was talking to their fans, and they did fine.
I honestly think the biggest winner was the concept of VR. Might be a cheap answer, but this E3 really showed a lot of new stuff for it, and garnered a lot of new interest. VR still has an uncertain future-- it might blow up like cell phones, or it might die like 3D TV-- but E3 this year gave it a good boost.
Still waiting for the announcement about the 60 dollar headset, though!
>>3537524
Because good fics take time.
>>3537439
JUST PICK UP THE TORCH
ALRIGHT, RECORDING TIME! Sorry for anyone still looking to talk, but I gadda focus! Promise I'll be back once I'm done!
>>3537495
>http://pastebin.com/DyLAtePK
Blind readthrough coming up right now!
>>3537532
Sony wins just for Kojima.
I can't stop listening to that song from the trailer. So good. Has me on a whole bittersweet music kick, and last night didn't help.
>>3537524
because throwing shit at the wall is easy
Femanon worked by predators and prey alike due to some kind of magnetic sex appeal when?
>Of the five most recently updated fics on FFN
>3 are brand new with roughly 500 words or less in their first chapter
>1 is the first chapter of a fic already on ao3
>1 is a human in zootopia fic
Life is suffering
>>3537553
It ain't the same though
Why did Schalke anon die and not Gid Cucks Bonnie Fag?
>>3537560
Yeah, it's pretty sweet.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bdz03uvUldk
>>3537532
I wonder if google cardboard will be usable with consoles or PC
Its definitely a budget option, I'm sure the vr headset companies wouldn't be too happy for it to be usable
>>3537462
I'm not the guy who did the color change.
>>3537532
I dunno, Sony came out saying that they didn't want hardware to muddle the games at their games press release. That especially feels true when Sony already announced their 4k console and VR stuff before E3 so XBOX was essentially playing catch-up with their announcements.
It felt like Nintendo was holding back a bit, too. Like they didn't talk NX at all outside of quick mentions from what I heard, but that's probably because they're holding it for the Tokyo Gameshow.
Cheap answer, but I get where you're coming from. And hey, VR won because they had the good ol' VRBun touch of style behind them.
Hah, 60 dollar headset. I care more about the hardware being affordable than the headset. No good having a 60 dollar headset if a video card to run it well costs close to a thousand.
We need more Lewed!
Was there a story to this image? It's really cute.
>>3537618
Love the combo of the art style, the pose, and the color scheme.
>>3537651
Hey thread. I feel like absolute garbage.
Can someone just post some nice happy songs? Maybe something without lyrics?
>>3537439
Is this the end of an era?
>>3537651
Hello you raging homo sapiens
When I posted my last fic, one or two anons requested one about Nick and Judy having sexy times and having the Hopps parents walk in on them.
Well, here you go, whoever you two were.
http://pastebin.com/BRwvue8M
Kind of proud of the title; "Knot Here, Not Now"
>>3537701
https://youtu.be/ay3EwNGM5yw
are there any pictures where judy rims nick?
>>3537701
I dunno if you'd consider this happy, but have some chill.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dwB7uB-rVf0
Feel better anon.
With lyrics, but powerful and good:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e0gr3dmrams
>>3537711
oh shit
>Is actually thinking of doing a Beaver's VacationQuest.
>Knows that everyone will just make him an irredeemable gay predo slut.
It's no fun when you know how things will play out.
>>3537701
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rt4AmH35png
>>3537701
If you want a laugh
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QPntjTPWgKE
>>3537743
The key is to just cherrypick the responses you want and ignore all the others.
How many Goddamn things are in the thread Pastebin?
>>3537701
This one's one of my favorites for when I'm feeling down.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JuzEcmGzX_s
>>3537743
You know, a Bunanon quest would end similarly.
Speaking of, is she alive?
>>3537765
Too many.
>>3537743
You could make him a saucy bisexual predo slut that's involved in drug smuggling.
Just throwing ideas out there.
>>3537701
Always my fave when I'm bummed:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SJUhlRoBL8M
>>3537785
>drug smuggling.
smuggling Pastor, right?
IT ALL COMES BACK TO IT
>>3537778
Yeah, mostly lurking while she "makes more content" with Red wink wink.
>>3537317
Don't ignore me you bastards.
>>3537828
Gazelle is a slut and a filthy whore. I prefer my pure christian farmgirl
>>3537317
Well since you asked
>>3537871
>shoes
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>3537743
Well, I would be down for it.
Though, another vacation might not be the right frame for it
>>3537711
That was really good, if you wanna do a sequel no one would complain.
>>3537871
I bet the artist stole that BG
>>3537678
thank you. i wanna do more 80's themed art in the future
>>3537317
I agree. We need more of her flaunting off that mealticket red bod.
>>3537824
I mean, I know the author is alive and has been posting, but I didn't know if there were plans to update tonight.
Didn't they have a date planned yesterday?
>>3537922
Working on what?
The human in zootopia fic?
>>3537737
>>3537206
I could have sworn we came to the conclusion that cows didn't exist in zootopia. Otherwise I would draw cows myself probably.
>>3537945
no, lewd nick and jude
Honeyanon here! OOC post, as you can tell from lack of greentext.
It's my birthday! That is all, I just felt I'd announce it here. Expect your regularly scheduled honey-RP whenever I can actually think of something worth posting.
>>3537856
>Corrupting someone so pure
Degenerate,
>>3537974
>tfw these generals will die before your birthday
why live
>>3537967
Do what you want, who cares?
>>3537946
it's a start.
hope there's more.
>>3537971
Oh nice.
Is it gonna update tonight?
>>3537974
Happy birthday! I love you honeyanon
>>3537701
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y9f8S7OAaq0
>>3537761
That is a good point.
>>3537785
But anon, I am a complete and total law abiding citizen who would NEVER slip pastor into my otter flatmates' drinks.
>>3537883
"Beaver's Day Off Quest"
"Beaver Got Fired Quest"
Joking aside, yeah, I don't want to ruin the first vacation and a second in such a short span of time is pretty silly.
>>3537974
Aw. Happy birthday, Honeyanon!
>>3538011
no, I still have to go to sleep for work early in 4 hours, it might be done late tomorrow night though.
good night /zoo/
>>3537974
Happy vaginal escape day!
>>3538029
You know yesterday was the first day in a long time that I didn't have to wake up to this damned song.
What a glorious day it was.
>>3538050
Noice
>>3538008
Rimming is criminally under represented
>>3538065
What did wake you up instead?
Was it a tongue?
>>3538037
>would NEVER slip pastor into my otter flatmates' drinks.
jesus fuck, Beavs.
That's a little fucked, dude.
>>3538065
What, is Red tired of that song already?
>>3537863
Her face looks weird in that picture but it's a start.
>>3538065
What did wake you up instead?
Was it a tongue?
>posting for the second time because the first time was instantly deleted and I don't know how or why
>>3538037
Maybe he just runs into one of his threesome buddies at a coffee shop or something, all coincidental like. They chat, have a good time and then POW, banging like rabbits in the tiny bathroom stalls! The entire shop pretends not to hear... or maybe they don't, I'm just a post, not a writer.
>>3538098
How is not drugging your friends messed up?
>>3538037
Well, the ideal one would him actually doing some sort of job that took him around the city. Or looking for a job around the city
>>3538129
You're not real friends unless you drug and rape each other
>>3538129
All I'm saying is clearly the only reason you agreed to fuck those preds is because they dosed you, right?
You could at least share.
>>3538065
Bun! There was a rabbit here yesterday (unless it was you...) How do you feel about Bunny boys getting all sorts of attention lately? Granted you have Red. But she seemed quite upset at that notion.
>>3537065
Come one, come all! See me make a fool of myself critiquing someone else's fanfiction!
https://docs.google.com/document/d/1QODvzjR_wP6W21572MrP5p5UDvYsKLnlH6QGA8bKwdM/edit?usp=sharing
>>3538204
Yes. Yes it does.
I started off on RP, only really starting to write once I got here. Take your time, anon.
>>3538204
RPfagging isn't really content-creating unless you're good enough at it. If you're not, most people will tell you to stop being a fag and post normally.
>>3537974
Happy Birthday!
This is not Zootopia related strictly, but it's a fox so screw it:
bun, archive here.
my rp senses tingled, thread is open. I'll cap and post when I wake up.
pease
>>3538204
Greentext > fanfiction is the natural progression. Whenever someone posts a story idea that interests you, it's not too hard to bang together a dozen lines of green to flesh it out just a little bit, and it builds confidence.
>>3537578
Never, she's still too busy being fucked by ponies and monster guys.
Reposting, because Visiti was awesome for doing it.
>>3537974
Happy birthday
Too bad you have no qt gf to play vidya games like pic related
>>3537553
Could someone please Schalke-ify this picture for me?
tfw no more loli bunny tonight
>>3538321
As a suggestion, why not come up with outlandish plots that the sheep must be behind? If you tie them to things we don't know about Zootopia, it allows for cooperative worldbuilding throughout the thread.
>>3538083
especially female-on-male
>>3538127
St-stop tempting me, you succubus!
>>3538133
I rolled construction and maintenance on the random job thing, so I made him a waterway worker, which is like a road worker, but he deals with the canals in the Canal District, repairing dams, clearing blockages, levying banks and such.
>>3538152
>>3538163
>Beaver with two domesticated otter love servants who used to be friends he knew since highschool.
Hilarious, hot, and soooo messed up.
>>3537974
Happy birthday!
>>3538083
But anon.
What if giraffe tongues?
>>3538389
>beaves is a construction worker
but is he swol?
>>3538389
>man I don't know what to do with my life. everything's so fucking complicated. I wish I could just relax and live life without having to worry about money or jobs or anything like that
>...let me get you a drink, buddy. It'll make you feel better.
Really he was doing his high school buddies a favour.
>>3538389
Why not have him shuffled over to the overall water department, and from there sent all over Zootopia? There've got to be massive water problems in each district.
>>3538389
>man I don't know what to do with my life. everything's so fucking complicated. I wish I could just relax and live life without having to worry about money or jobs or anything like that
>...let me get you a drink, buddy. It'll make you feel better.
Really he was doing his high school buddies a favour.
>WHY ARE POSTS BEING RANDOMLY DELETED
>>3538099
Nah, he's convinced it will never get old.
But we slept in as part of our little celebration yesterday.
It was nice.
>>3538112
Woke up to sun shining on my face through the window, thanks.
>>3538174
I wasn't on yesterday. The whole date thing was basically the whole day. I was impressed actually.
I don't really care who gets attention here, honestly. Doesn't matter one way or the other to me. Sounds like an... interesting fellow, though.
Anyways!
Story time!
We woke up pretty late, 10AM or so, much later than we usually wake up.
I realized just how sappy this was all gonna be when he took me out to lunch at the same place he did that first time.
I think he set something up with the waiter beforehand because they brought out the same meal I had without even asking.
After lunch, he made sure to give me a hug outside the restaurant, and made a joke about how I should have run off for effect.
Then we went back home and just relaxed. Watched TV, played some games, cracking jokes with eachother. It was great.
Dinner was homemade. I helped cook. He insists it was the same thing he made for me when I came over for dinner, but that's really not something I remember from that night.
Then we relaxed a bit more after dinner, things got... umm..
Anyways, that was my day yesterday how was everybody else's?
>>3538331
In the style of
>>3538389
>Hilarious, hot, and soooo messed up.
I'm game.
Make it canon, Beavs.
>>3538473
YOU CAN'T LEAVE US HANGING BUN
WHAT HAPPENED AFTER DINNER
>>3538473
Tell me more, tell me more,
Like did he make you hot?
Tell me more, tell me more,
Did he give you the knot?
>>3538506
They got a gun
>Cops And Robbers Thread
>Our beaver is going to obtain illegal substances to put in his friends' drinks.
Oh, my, my, my...
>>3538506
They shitposted on /zoo/
>>3538473
Have you talked with him about 'hard ear play' yet? I very much think you should.
Never forget.
>>3538473
Did you take a ride on the red rocket yet
>>3538473
YOU FUCKED THE FOX
YOU ARE NO LONGER PURE
>>3538389
Otters are made to be love slaves. Those lithe bodies, that smooth fur...
Does weavalope seem like the type to sell drugs?
>>3538522
10/10 anon
>>3538617
What do you think he puts in his coffee?
The answer is caffeine. A legal drug.
>>3538617
No, he sells soft drugs.
VERY soft. Like wool.
>>3538617
Well, what do you think that coffee shop is REALLY for?
>>3538638
Zootopia and Grease are just too good together.
>Bunny loving, had me a bla-ast...
>>3538389
When your otter love servants aren't busy serving you, do they just float around in a pool together while holding hands?
>>3538605
i forgot
goddammit anon
(but thank you for reminding TIME TO GO DRAW THINGS)
>>3538661
No, he puts in schalketonium. The most illegal substance on the planet
>go to bed well way too late to draw Bun Ross
>comic anon appears online literally minutes after I fall asleep
but hey, at least I woke up early enough to catch up with the old thread before it slid away
>>3538506
>>3538522
>>3538607
>>3538615
ugh.
I knew I shouldn't have left it vague.
You know how when I came here for advice about... all that, one of the big suggestions was to be a little selfish and have him focus on me?
That's what happened.
>>3538473
C'mon guys, give the bunny SOME privacy.
You don't need a blow-by-blow, just be happy that things went well with their first foray.
Hey, I used to screencap greentexts for the RWBYg, but that went away and I stopped. Anyways, having found myself a new interest in Zootopia, I decided to cap that one incest greentext that a guy posted earlier. Just to see if you guys like the style of cap, how well I remember how to do it, stuff like that. It took me a while since I didn't have a folder of Zootopia stuff to grab pictures from.
Here it is. Hopefully it isn't shit.
>>3538617
Soft drugs.
>>3538742
So Bun and Red have reached third base, eh? Good for you.
>>3538742
Well! There you go.
I'm happy for you, bun.
The fact that you didn't come to us anxious and nervous, but instead relaxed and cheerful, is a pretty telling indicator of how THAT particular plan turned out. So I'm glad to hear it!
I hope you thoroughly enjoyed being the center of your Fox's attention.
>>3538756
Oh yeah here's the paste containing the whole story that he wrote.
http://pastebin.com/QFR5dkDf
>>3538739
VRbun Ross would probably be really loved by the guy, to have more than one pic of it.
>>3538742
and so the never-lewd Bun is now lewd.
How things have changed in a month and a half.
>>3538742
Glad you've gotten over the whole 'everything needs to be 100% fair 100% of the time' hangup. I bet Red enjoyed himself almost as much as you did.
>>3538742
sodomize yourself with a cactus, that will get everyone's attention and is a suitably selfish act
>>3537871
Nick is such a manlet.
>>3538746
>a blow-by-blow
>>3538742
Third base was one of my favorites as a young buck. It feels nice. How long did you guys go for? Probably not too long, but...
>>3538742
RETURN THE FAVOR
>>3538742
I take it he was happy to oblige.
>>3538742
I hope you learned that just because he focused on you, that doesn't make it selfish.
I bet he had as much fun as you did, exploring.
>>3538742
Did... did you remove the knot blocker pillow last night?
>>3537871
How does somebody go out and see this movie and think this looks acceptable?
>>3538389
Resist the urge Beaver. Not only is it unethical to enslave people, it is also unlikely you could support two adult mammals on your salary.
>>3538856
Pretty sure that's been gone for ages.
>>3538331
>>3538485
Here you go my friend
>Schalke
Alright, I'm back!
I just finished reading Size Matters Not by PseudoFox, and hope you all give it a read!
And if you would like to listen to my blind readthrough and hear my feedback and commentary, here is the link!
https://soundcloud.com/user-759005115/size-matters-not-snippet-11
Let's get some music up in here too!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TDf42uxAOm4
What did I miss?
>>3538901
Bravo.
>>3538742
It sounds like you guys had a nice day overall. I'm happy for you.
>>3538773
>>3538822
Something like that.
And I'm not giving you details like that. Sorry. I have boundaries.
>>3538806
I'm not totally over it, and I do plan to "return the favor" (>>3538841) at some point.
>>3538842
>>3538855
Well he was certainly... enthusiastic.
right
>>3538856
Yeah, that sort of faded out.
oh
I guess I'll officially use this picture.
It's the end of an era, or something.
>>3538910
Thank you kind sir
>>3538872
They don't need a room of their own and they're otters, they could probably feed themselves hunting fish if Beaver lives near a river.
>>3538956
I really am an idiot sometimes...
LINK TO THE TEXT: http://pastebin.com/DyLAtePK
>>3538956
Bunanon got some dick.
>>3538956
Bunanon update, some shalke, and it's Honey's birthday!
>>3538956
Great!
Can't wait to listen to this!
>>3538998
Some tongue, by the sound of it. Though dick seems to be in the near future.
>>3538998
!!!
Uh, oh boy, I need to catch up!
>tfw no bun gf to eat out and make her feel like she is loved
>>3539007
Yes it is, hello again, it me, honey.
I don't really feel like I contribute enough to these threads to have a name here, ha.
>>3539035
truly, a fate worse than death.
>>3539035
Broaden your horizons, anon. There are plenty of larger girls out there who need to feel loved too.
>>3538956
Recently listened to:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sTzHBRQ6v7M
>>3538981
Come to think of it the three could live cheaper than any one of them could live on their own. Without jobs to worry about the two otters could just frolic all day in the river while Beaver's at work and bring home fish to feed themselves and aquatic plants for Beaver, and they could all share a single bedroom.
Honestly a dose of Pastor each would be the best thing to happen to those otter boys. Beaver would be doing them a favour.
>>3539035
don't worry, everybody feels like that sometimes.
>>3538969
>end of an era
Oh... my goodness...
>>3538969
We won't ask for the lewd, dripping details, but give us some kind of overview. I'm not trying to work out details of the acts themselves, but more of the interpersonal feelings between you.
So it's okay if you don't want to go "well first he kissed every inch of my cute little body, then he ate me out with his broad, powerful canine tongue". But you know, telling us how fulfilling it was, how your own hangups were involved (or destroyed), maybe how you've come to view the prospect of more involved sexual relations as a result? You seemed super hesitant about it all previously, especially with your former bad experience, so did a loving night put a lot of that fear behind you? Did Red convince you physical loving could be something special?
That's the sort of thing we're dying to know. Even if you don't tell us how many fingers her worked inside, pistoning your tiny, yielding rabbithole with his dangerous but delightful clawed digits while his tongue filled your mouth in a wet, smothering, passionate kiss.
>>3537439
Where is Schalkeanon?!
>>3539066
Guys
You realize you are actively encouraging a beaver to dose his roommates with permanent or near-permanent mind altering chemicals, illegally, so he can live cheaper and get some tail?
>>3539088
F
;_;7
>>3539058
I give respect to all content creators on this board because they do something that I can't: Create decent content.
Plus, I want to encourage you to update more because I like your updates!
>>3539065
Listen to this shit (As in stuff, not as in bad quality)
http://youtu.be/8nW-IPrzM1g
>>3539092
Yes.
>>3538956
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dowJyphpvMU
>>3539116
Okay carry on.
>>3539086
This, except... slowly.
>>3539093
Oh god, this really is the end of an era.
>>3539092
You say that like taking the burden of their lives upon his own shoulders isn't an inherently noble act. They'd all be so much happier for it.
>>3538969
Do you have a gameplan set for how you'll return the favor?
Sex is a lot like basketball.
You play a lot of basketball?
No?
Then you're probably not going to be Michael Jaguardan the first time on the field, then, and it'd help if you knew the rules of the game.
>>3539104
thanks doc
>>3539104
>last frame
Thanks doc
>>3539176
Care to explain? Are they dead? Did someone spill raspberry jam on the freeway?
>>3539165
>>3539165
Well, Bunanon, I tell you. Sex is like a great sports play: you can't just rush in to the score zone! You kiddin' me? You'd be clobbered! You've gotta stick and move and zig and zag to get past the defenses, so youse can score.
>>3539206
Not my raspberry jam! Goddamnit!
>>3539104
oh hey band of horses
that's a good song
>>3539107
Ha, well... I'm not that decent. If I was, I'd probably update more instead of going dormant for days at a time. Sorry!
>>3539220
Coach Z, have you ever even been on a date?
>>3539206
They got their daily dose from McHorn
>>3539220
>you can't just rush in to the score zone! You kiddin' me? You'd be clobbered! You've gotta stick and move and zig and zag to get past the defenses, so youse can score.
It's been well over a fucking decade since I last saw this flash, but not only did I still here it perfectly in my head, down to the exact intonation of each word, but I could even see the scribbled chalkboard figures shaping out the skull.
Goddamn, Homestarrunner makes me nostalgic in a really special way.
>>3539254
Forget that noise, Coach Z have you ever even met a girl?
>>3538981
Don't eat city fish. That's how you end up getting some horrifying stomach bug and vomiting out your entire lower intestine. Those are not FDA approved fish
>>3539252
No need to apologize, I can understand it being hard to come up with new stuff every time you come here. You just keep bein' you, alright?
>>3539270
Well now I'm just more confused.
>>3537701
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SPlQpGeTbIE
>>3539254
Course I have! In fact, I'm on a date right now! In a non-specific restauroaornt! With a girl you probably don't know!
>>3539291
Sex is about making more things so that they can have sex too and continue the chain
>>3538872
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>>3539148
Guys, I'm not going to drug the people I split rent with, alright? I don't even know where I'd find any drugs.
Well, except at...
Sunset Drive in the Nocturnal District...
...Oh.
>>3538921
THAT NEVER HAPPENED.
>>3539309
I fucking love this song goddamn.
Thanks for posting it and reminding me it exists.
>>3539335
Means, motive, opportunity. Are you going to nobly accept the burden of their lives, or are you going to abandon them to the slings and arrows of everyday life?
ComicAnon, hey, this past recording is really like abnormally quiet. It seems to have something different than the last ones you've done? I think?
Do you notice that?
Also, if you're still looking for cute pics, here's one more.
>>3539309
Video reminds me of Goldfish
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7-tNUur2YoU
>mfw I realise comicanon and many many other fantastic people will eventually leave because life goes on
Let's cherish and appreciate each other's company while we can
>>3539290
Downtown, sure. But the river's pure in the rest of the city because some mammals live in it. You probably wouldn't want to drink it, but as long as you don't eat them raw fish from it would be fine.
>>3539284
Those cartoons still hold up really well. I love going back to them and watching through my favorites.
>Sever your leg please, sir! It's the greatest day!
I will never not laugh.
>>3538756
Damn man, adding pics and sources for them, you did a great job.
>>3539080
Truly monumental.
>>3539165
If we preplan when it will be, I could go off my blockers and just let instinct to the work, I think?
>>3539086
>telling us how fulfilling it was
Well, I didn't expect it, honestly.
Everybody was saying it'd feel good, but I wasn't really aware... *how* good.
And it felt good just to be so close to him. There's a sort of intimacy you don't really get just from cuddling.
>how your own hangups were involved (or destroyed)
Honestly I almost got cold feet and called it off. I was... Really afraid that I wouldn't enjoy it and that I'd end up hating or being afraid of him because of it.
That fear went away pretty quick, suffice to say.
I know there's no way I'm going to be as good to him as he was to me last night, whenever we decide to go again. But it does help knowing that he's going to be patient until I'm comfortable and ready.
>Did Red convince you physical loving could be something special?
At least he made it clear whatever I had before him wasn't love. I don't know what it is, but what I experienced last night was love.
Ugh, I'm getting all sappy now.
Jerk.
>>3539416
I think sweet cuppin cakes is more mentally scarring
