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Zootopia Thread: Possible Very Bad And Wrong Edition

Pastebin: http://pastebin.com/iYDU8g2T

Booru: zoo.booru.org

Post how things are going very bad and wrong in your life and others' lives. Or not.
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First for comf
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I want to cum inside loli Judy.
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Jumping to new thread to avoid shitstorm starter
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>>3531144
anon, delet please, I need to be the first
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reshilling Movie stream cause Prince of egypt just started

After that we have:
Mulan
Aladdin
as always Zootopia to end the night.

http://www.ustream.tv/channel/k2RjrwaJ2Yy
http://www.ustream.tv/channel/k2RjrwaJ2Yy
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I want more sensual and passionate sizeplay
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>>3531176
Reminder that Gideon Cucks Bonnie anon cucks Comfy anon daily.
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>>3531123
I'm pretty sure that the Paste is out-of-date. Especially how Tender Fangs has the same URL as the story above it.
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>>3531122

I don't know who Officer Content is.

>>3531151
I'm not looking to have my ideas re-affirmed. Plus I've never been on any other board but /zoo/, rather, I prefer to have my ideas challenged.

It seems that none here are actually up for that task, however.

>>3531158
Calm your tits, yo.
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>>3531123
I need size difference art where Judy is bigger than Nick

For completely non-sexual reasons
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>>3531213
But weaselton was about Judy's size, maybe a little taller. So either Nick's fucking a shota weasel or it'd have to be something a little smaller. How big are ferrets?
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These two are happy and neither of them abuse one another
They spend their nights cuddling, and VRbune reads Cutie fics and makes her feel safe, and Cutie teases VRbune and makes him blush and stutter
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>>3531112
I want to titfuck femweavalope and paint her chest white.
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>>3531244
oh

I didn't even realize it was Tender Fangs's link that was fucked up.

http://pastebin.com/3b3LMmkp

Sorry I don't title my pastebins sensibly.
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>>3531176
It's okay, anon. I'll still be first in the desustorage.
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I understand what Mead was talking about now. On chapter 7 of Water Under the Bridge and I'm disgusted with how much I'm enjoying it
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>>3531261
I liked Cutie better when she slept around and was super loving to everyone. VRbit ruined her.
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Threadly reminder to not feed trolls (you)s, no matter how tempting it is.

Trolls fuck off

Anons that are actually retarded enough to try to start non-Zootopian theological and societal debates ITT, kill yourself/leave, in either order.
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>>3531154
I would much rather have Nick and Judy teach her little sisters a few things
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Alright, so, as a write-fag I've spent a huge chunk of the past many hours thinking all kinds of extremely depressive thoughts and fantasizes, a lot of it connected to making a semi-autobiographical story.

It's fucking Father's Day coming up, and it seems as if nothing would providing more comfort, relief, and happiness than resolving the Father-versus-Step-Dad-versus-Me sea of hateful emotions with some 45 caliber aspirin for all of us.

And I've seriously thought of writing this out, making it from the point of view of the killer offing his biological family then step-family to deal with the crippling anxiety and worthlessness of life. Predator character co-adopted by prey works it out, commits suicide by ZPD, everything. Run it through in my mind.

I don't even know what to think about so much of life anymore. What exactly is the point of existing if you're just going to be this fucking tiny, worthless, small, anxious, nervous, little bit of a thing under this bullshit. Until they're dead. Or you're dead.
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>>3531299
It's fine, nobody's going for it in this thread.
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>>3531144
>>3531176
>>3531285
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>>3531285
Holy shit, GCB anon cucked himself
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>>3531285
that's the compromise Im' willing to take. Thanks, anon.
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>>3531253
Could be a different weasel, like a Least Weasel. They're barely bigger than field mice
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>>3531314
The way I always see it is that I'm going to be dead for a long, long time at some point so why bother rushing it?
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>>3531299
>>3531317

I legitimately want to have a logical debate with someone, but every response tends to be along the lines of acting offended.

I was hoping this board wouldn't be a bunch of leftist cucks, but it appears I've disappointed myself with the disillusion of an actual meaningful conversation.
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>>3531244
It probably could be really tweaked.
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>>3531289
If it makes you feel better, Cutie ruined VRBit's lip after she broke a plate and slashed his face with a shard.
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>>3531354
>Least weasel
>Tiny, tiny mammal
>Can still take down a rabbit
Least weasel cop that completely outshines Judy when?
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>>3530968
>I'm almost a little surprised he still has the files, but I guess I should have expected it. He probably doesn't delete *anything*
pretty much

>>3530970
not apparently

>>3531276
ANON PLS

>>3531004
>I just read RubyQuest an hour ago
>BreddyGud/10 Weavs
hey I'm really glad you liked it
have some fuzzy ruby for your troubles
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>>3531213
100% supported, seconded, agreed-- As a part of the original screencap, I hope to maybe try writing more of that.
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With the large amount of size disparity in Zootopia, it can be assumed that there are some places that are just off limits to large mammals due to size alone. Little Rodentia is an example, but even certain public buildings also provide a barrier. Because of this, it could be assumed that it can be difficult for different sized mammals to have friendships or private gatherings, when a space for activity is needed.

So, do you think there is a solution to this? More public spaces? Cheaper rental opportunities?
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>>3531123
I'm super impatient for new 'Jack Savage gets domesticated and ravaged by big predators' pastebins, so I guess that's kind of bad.
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Has ComicAnon been around?

Image not specifically related, but /comfy/ as fuck.
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>>3531407
Well, I'm glad my dumb joke panel inspired you.

I'm vaguely proud of it.
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>>3531363
>offended
how many times you need to be told this doesn't apply to this parts of the internet? you're just a fucking faggot whoring for attention, you've got it, now fuck off.

>>3531363
>leftist cucks
that's what these threads are, it's like walking with the bible into a gay bar. what the fuck did you expect, anon?
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>>3531261

i can't say how happy I am the "so horny she turned retarded" version is the one that's being reposted all the time
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>>3531363
>cucks
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>>3531379
Why would that make me feel better? Cutie's not violent or abusive, she's just anxiety riddled and enjoys making people happy.
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>>3531407
YOU CAN'T JUST GIVE YOUR FEMALE AVATAR STONKING GREAT TITS, DRAW HER TOPLESS, AND NOT WANT PEOPLE TO MAKE USE OF THEM!
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>>3531428
Haven't seen him today. Someone was asking for his Weaselton story earlier.
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I still feel happy for the warm and fuzzy thing that the FNaF friend-anon posted this morning.

Anyone else agreed?
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>>3531429
It's great, I love it.
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>>3531421
Outside tables and benches
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>>3531434
We were all doing so well and then you go and fucking ruin it, jackass.
>>3531442
And you. Stop.
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>>3531386
>>3531354
Yeah I could see size play possible here with a fox
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>>3531154
[Angry Remmy Bleating Noises of Disapproval.]

>>3531354
Goddamn, those things are small and cute, yes. Seconded.
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>>3529588
>well, now I want to write a fic about Nick slipping Finnick some Pastor, to get his little guy to act like the kid Nick's always wanted... to bang

I really hope you're actually doing this, Anon.
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>>3531407

>no third eye

but that's the most attractive feature
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>>3531261
I support this.
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>>3531434
I expect a reasonable counter-argument.

Anyways, the topic is Transgenders, not gays. In fact, the very speaker I linked to in the previous thread is gay. Also, this has little to do with religion. The only person bringing that up is you and the other guy who wouldn't shut up about it.

>>3531442

Close, but paste on a fedora.
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>>3530925
>Example: See Weaver's coffee-shop of tales.
speaking of which
it's a new day
time for a new special
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>>3531289
>>3531444
I miss when Cutie just was a polyamorous rabbit that truly loved different guys at the same time and didn't have this black aura of suicidal depression.
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>>3531506
What does this have to do with Zooptia?
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>>3531514
I don't get this joke either.

Is this like the doll thing?
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>>3531514
>More dolljudy
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>>3531518
She was also scared of the dark? Or being alone, like that shower picture.
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>>3531514
What an intriguing special!
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>>3531514
>Yarnball

Betty getting the nerve to defend her crush from other preds? Please. She deserves this happiness.
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>>3531444
Maybe that's part of the reason she hits him! She feels suffocated by his love, but doesn't want to hurt him by seeing other mammals, and so she builds up anxiety that releases itself as violent outbursts towards him!
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>>3531520
Nothing, he just wants to start pointless shit because reasons. Don't reply to it.
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>>3531484
Don't forget Tom's extra arms.
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>>3531520
Stop, just ignore him.
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>>3531514
>>3531526
oh I remember, cuz the lady called Remmy a yarnball

i get it.
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>>3531526
>>3531532
It's not a doll thing
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>>3531286
I refuse to read that until they fuck
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sex
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>>3531514
More Remmy stuff on the agenda today? Yes please!
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Why doesn't the guy that's talking about shooting his step-dad during Father's Day RP with the guy RP-ing as an alpha predator anti-prey, anti-trans old guy?
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>>3531546
>>3531556

You just can't be please, can you? All I ask for is a reasonable counterargument, yet this is the response I received! Horrid, I say.

>>3531520
It doesn't, but that doesn't mean the thread can't have more than one conversation on-going.
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>>3531545
But she wouldn't see any issues with her being with other guys because monogamy isn't a thing for her. If you can make multiple people happy, why wouldn't you? Unless you're saying that VRbit would tell her that he doesn't like her sleeping around and wants her to stop.
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>>3531594
>alpha predator anti-prey
Is it the same guy? I wasn't sure, but I thought the files he was using were the same.
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>>3531592
I plan on doing a few things
I've got the (already-introduced) members of the cast all laid out
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>>3531612
can we get more Avo

Avo is cool.
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>>3531421
I had a thought about this. So any building that has to involve all sizes of mamals would be made spacious for the larger and medium sized mammals, and the rodents would have hallways and stuff built into and all over the walls.
Things like cathedrals are some of the most intricate in these designs.
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>>3531612
Around you also going to do a lineup of them naked?
For reference purposes obviously nothing else.
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>>3531597
To be honest, you're making Cutie sound like she's anti-monogamy, which I don't think she is (?). I think she doesn't care what other couples and other individuals do, it's their life and she's a friendly type to all different kinds of animals. It's that she's different for her own life.

I mean, being a gay male doesn't mean that you're all like 'fuck straight people, man, and we must dismantle marriage' either.
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>>3531612
>>3531624
Is Avo a boy or a girl though
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>>3531594
Nobody, including myself, said I'm anti-trans. You do you.
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>>3531612
I want to stuff stuff my face in Al's crotch and just take in the scent of his big plump wolf balls.
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>>3531484

>drilling a girl so hard she's making noises you've never even heard
>ah ah aah ahh a͏́ḩ̛h A͖̜̤̜̥̱H̸̩̦̻͜ A̡̹̜͚͉͖̪͞͡H̵̨̡̕҉̭͈̜͈̪̥̰̜Ḫ̠̥̜͈͖̝͡͞H̵̛̞̺̩͍͓̫͉̭̹̪͜͢͝
>your vision is tinged red and a migrane splits your skull
>her fucking forehead splits open sideways and a slit pupil rolls out
>your cock is clamped in her vagina dentata like an alligator's maw and thirteen sets of cold invisible hands pull you against her burning fluff
>oh wait shit did you left the oven on when you made those fishsticks earlier
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>>3531594
>>3531610
Almost positive it's the same guy.
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>>3531612
I don't know why but I am so enamored with that cutie patutie badger.
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>>3531564
I'm down with the dolls though

I don't know why, but I am
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>>3531434
>>3531442
>>3531520
Holy fuck how dumb can you be
Read >>3531299, then read it again to let it soak through your thick skull
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>>3531668
>"Your gp or your hp"
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>>3531643

genderfluid, and if it bothers you you can check your privilege on the pavement courtesy of all xir friends in the block
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>>3531668
Goddamn, Gud's linework is so fucking solid and appealing. Something about it is just so spot-on and perfect.
Coloranon, you really knocked this out of the park, too. I like the dark tones.
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>>3531314
>>3531358
I just want to be able to fucking live and achieve some kind of happiness without this horrible cloud of sheer, raw hatred and anxiety just raining on me forever. Fuck. I know I sound so edgy.
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>>3531658
You know, I always wanted to fuck an eldritch horror. But an eldritch horror mixed with a cute bunny? I'm am SO game.

>>3531675
I was super confused by it but the more I think about it the more I see the appeal.
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>>3531686
>Implying there's anyone genderfluid in a fucking pred ghetto
Yeah because preds are so forward-thinking and open-minded, right?
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>>3531518
I think that the threads' rejection of Cutie being a mentally damaged ptsd bune rather than just a loving sort of ditzy bune sparked the abuse stuff. It honestly feels more likely that shed be a basket case of her trauma was that severe and would only be able to sustain a long-term relationship with someone as naive and good hearted as VRbune than having three loving husbands putting aside their differences to fuck a bune and adopt a daughter with her.

>>3531597
Maybe VRbune is a guy who buys into the Gisnep idea of twue wuv and can't conceive of polyamory as anything but cheating?
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>>3531705
That's racist.
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Is there more Ellie?
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>>3531705
It's almost like sibling-love, you know? They can fuck with eachother, but if anybody outside their group fucks with any of them, they're getting a beatdown.
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>>3531705
Hey, preds gotta fuck something. You think they care what their hole identifies as?
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>>3531612
pls draw more betty

pin up betty
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>>3531642
Not what I mean anon, I'm saying that she doesn't even see monogamy as a concept, but likewise wouldn't recognise what she does as polygamy. She just tries to make people happy, she wouldn't get it if he told her that she shouldn't be with anyone else, because that sounds like he's telling her to not make people happy.
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>>3531645
See, you should have said:

"Should one not be anti-mental illness? Any more than one is anti-cancer? Anti-AIDS? Anti anything that's spreading misery and unhappiness? These sad and lonely people get sold this pack of lies by the Cultural Marxists that they can get over all of this self-hatred about their bodies, their families, and so on, and then after mutilating themselves there's no easy way out. Hence why so many of them kill themselves. I'm anti that."
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>>3531684
you're making it worse too
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>>3531700
On the subject of Ruby, this one's for all you bondage freaks.
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>>3531705
preds are all degenerate anyway
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>>3531705

>what is the "tough queen" archetype
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>>3531745
I'm not surprised this exists.

I'm just a little disappointed.
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>>3531700
>I was super confused by it but the more I think about it the more I see the appeal.
Feel free to explain.
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>>3531711
Then maybe VRbun should find a bun who agrees with him on that concept instead of trying to force it on a free spirited young rabbit who enjoys having sex with guys she just met.
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>>3531688
The line work is good in some aspects, less than stellar than others; however, overall, it was fairly easy to color. Some parts were a tad irritating though.
>>3531685
Is this a joke I'm missing? I feel like I'm missing it.
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>this thread
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>>3531745
>gentle smiling push like she's on a playground swing set
Gold
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>>3531154
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>>3531711
ComicAnon is too nice to be a moralist putting himself over other people. He said, in short, earlier this morning: "I don't care really what exactly makes other people happy. I just want them to be happy. Outside of fiction, isn't that just what's being human?" He actually gave a kind of Bob Ross esque response. I don't have it saved specifically though.
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>>3531758
I guarantee there is a metric truckload of "official" RubyQuest porn. And NanQuest. And DiveQuest.
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>>3529709
>>3529652
>>3529709
>>3529639
>>3529625
>>3529610

Well sure, why not.

http://pastebin.com/sEkwYURc
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>>3531705

And there are plenty of ghetto ass rap songs about killing faggots but as soon as you get arrested for a 1/4oz of weed it's fuck or be fucked
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>>3531745
Ooh, neato
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>>3531767
But that's the healthy path.
I'm interested in the abuse path.
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>>3531769
I mean

It's just general RPG talk
gp is currency
hp is health

Basically a play on "your money or your life", the quintessential highwayman line.
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>>3531769
Sorry yes, old 8-bit theatre joke. Thief character said that as he mugged people.
Basically gimme your money or I stab you kinda thing.
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>>3531745

wanna spin her like a merry go round until she's spraying puke on the walls as foreplay
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>>3531769
GP = Gold Pieces
HP = Hit Points
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I like to imagine the reverse of this situation with Judy and Nick's mom.
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>>3531793
YES
HOLY FUCK, THANK YOU BASED ANON.
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>>3531793
>http://pastebin.com/sEkwYURc
And lo, it was good.
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>>3531825
>Nick calling Judy Mommy
nigga you what
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>>3531825

I don't know, it's funnier the female way, r63 it to "mommy pass the peas" is just creepy
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>>3531789
Oh fuck, VRBit as Bob Ross
I need a drawfag on that
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>>3531739
I agree, that would've been a far better response. Though, at the same time, I think anyone responding would probably stop at 'Should one not be anti-mental illness?' and assume from there that I'm a bigot.

You are definitely correct regardless.
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Would anyone be willing to take a look at my fan-film parody snippet thing that I wrote? I had the idea that Judy on the force is actually a huge nerd and is interested in basically live action role-playing with friends and family with her friends and family. It needs a ton of work, though. And I don't know if I can pull it off.
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>>3531835
>>3531832
I hope it's okay.

I mean, I'm not great with Finnick, he's cool, but I'm not sure I write him well.
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>>3531539
>>3531514
And if it wasn't clear, I was saying "Please do this."
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>>3531793
>http://pastebin.com/sEkwYURc
absolute MADMAN
love it
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>>3531825
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>>3531811
I understood the gp/hp part. I was just unaware if it was used previously in some unrelated content.

Regardless, thank you.

>>3531819
>>3531817
As above, thank you.
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So weaver, zooquest when?
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>>3531838
>>3531848
Referring to your GF as 'mom', 'mommy', and the like is actually a thing, but it's usually either role-play by really psychologically damaged individuals that are in a relationship with each other to like support each other-- or it's like that she actually has a kid or kids and the dad does it out of habit to needle her.
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>>3531793
Damnit anon, that's fucking great. Just going to do that oneshot?
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>>3531869
NICK AND STU ARE BUDDIES

BUDDIES
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>>3531851
I kind of want to do this burn I need to wake up in 5 hours so I'll go to bed filled with regret
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>>3531793
oh

hello boner
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>>3531789
Comic is a doll.

Always cost when he's in thread.
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>>3531883
Well, I can do more.

I just wanted to get what I'd done so far out into the world, let it fly free. I've not done many long fics before.
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>>3531848
>>3531838

>dinner at mrs. wildes
>everything seems to be going ok
>Judy is a little on edge, Nick repeatedly stressed how important it was to make a good impression on his mother
>But while Judy sweat Nick was understandably right at home
>Both of them drink while they eat at an unusual pace
>Dinner isn't even halfway eaten and they're on their second glasses of wine
>Nick accidentally swears for only the second or third time Judy has ever heard
>"Hey fuckbunny, pass me the rest of that bottle"
>Judy's hand hits Mrs. Wilde's
>Everyone at the table exchanges double takes as the merlot runs onto the floor
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>>3531886
Of course, as explained above, they have at least one thing in common.
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>>3531891
Sleep tight bunner! Theres always tomorrow
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>>3531793
well, apparently one part of me really likes this
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>>3531910
I'm surprisingly okay with this.
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>>3531848
>>3531838
>>3531880
It doesn't seem any inherently weirder than a girl calling her boyfriend "daddy."
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>>3531907
Fug

Cozy*
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>>3531910
ha ha you know as a joke
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>>3531793
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>>3531880
I was hear mom and dad used between parents.
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happy friday evening, anons. spring 2016's new line of prompts for art and fics has arrived!

>Flash calls in his favor from Nick and Judy: set him up with his pink-haired coworker, Priscilla. Double date time!

>There's a rodent-run prostitution ring in town, and they're mailing their pint-sized ladies right to their johns' doors. Nick and Judy investigate a case of literal mail order brides.

>That hippo mom that wished Judy was dead? Turns out she wasn't exaggerating. Judy's life turns into a horror flick when she gets an enormous, homicidal stalker


let's have a preternaturally comfy thread tonight. be back later when the lights are low and the mood is right.
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>>3531910
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>>3531793
I might be ok with this but it reminds me too much of that one pony fic
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>>3531964
>let's have a preternaturally comfy thread tonight. be back later when the lights are low and the mood is right.
I'll be impressed if you can cook up something that can dethrone Pastor, because as it stands this shit is top notch.
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>>3531789
>>3531851
VRBUN AS BOB ROSS

YES

YESSSSSSSSS

DO IT, DO IT, SOMEONE DO IT
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>>3531797
We posting Muttonchops greentexts?
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>>3531909
Well if you do, I'll be eagerly awaiting it. Were you the anon who wrote that paste with Nick on the drug too, where he blew that wolf?
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>Fic about Nick reuniting with his older brother
>Kinda sad so far
>But
>It gets Nick's age wrong (a pet peeve of mine)
>And every instance of "Hmm" is written as "Hum" for some reason

Its always the small things that get to me most. Also it reminds me of another fic where every instance of "huh" was written as "hu". At first I assumed it was a typo, but then it kept happening.
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>>3531853
If anyone's willing:
http://pastebin.com/SUuJeSQK
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>>3532002
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>>3531975
>Gideon and Mrs. Wilde swapping recipes in the nude

hot
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>>3532002
I still prefer that version of the pic with them aborting Nick's child
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>>3531975
>Naked Apron
The fucking best and also the best for Mrs Wilde.

GOD PLEASE TELL ME WE'RE GETTING A MRS WILDE REVIVAL
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>>3532030
stahp
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>>3531460
Those don't really support meetings in unfavorable weather though, which makes them somewhat limiting.
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>>3531975
Coming, mother
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>>3532000
Would he be painting, or would he have some sort of monitor showing a fic?
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>>3531951
This is deep into absurdism territory now, but I think we can take it further.
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>>3531957
Yeah, it starts as gentle teasing and then it just becomes a natural thing. It makes sense, I think, when someone hears themselves referred to as "mom" so much in a natural context to sort of absorb it as a name.

Also, it's a shortening. "Your Dad needs to use the jack to fix this thing on the car" just becomes "Dad needs ___".
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>>3532006
Yeah, that was me. This thread's had me writing quite a bit. Which is pretty good for flexing the writing muscles.

>>3531977
I'm so sorry. I don't know the fic in question, but I didn't mean to remind you of it.
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>>3532060
>>3531951
Wait, I think you posted that before. Disregard.
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>>3531907
>>3531949
Yes!
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>>3532045
>Revival
>REVIVAL

Visiti never stopped. He's always carried the torch for her.
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>>3531909
>>3532006
Goddamn, as a fellow write-fag I almost want to just pick up what you did and expand it out to include full anal, cuddling, and maybe like a threesome with some other small fox that they both know. Maybe like a serious collaboration and put it up somewhere else.
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>>3532060
>This is deep into absurdism territory now, but I think we can take it further.
Just
you know
don't take it TOO far
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>>3531939
"Uncommon" is technically "weird", I guess? But it's not that super rare? That's what I've been trying to say.
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>>3532095
Go ahead, the more knots the better!
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>>3532056
He'd be doing th Vive 3D VR painting thing

Holy fuck this needs to happen
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>>3532108
>don't take it TOO far
I dunno, that definitely seems like ironic mutual masturbation. Just a jape.
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>>3531793

That was oddly arousing but man the whole elephant suit thing was kinda weird but kinda hot I'm somewhat conflicted here.
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>>3531975
I love this duo
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>>3532122
FUCK

I forgot to ask him if he works with the Vive last night...

But yes this is amazing
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>>3532079
>Visiti never stopped.
I guess you could call me a one trick pony

>>3532108
TOO FAR
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>>3532000
>>3532056
>>3532122
He'd be VR 3D painting and it would be beautiful!

FUCK YES!
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>>3532108
Hey it's their family dynamic man don't judge
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>>3532139

He did -something- with VR at E3. No idea what though.
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>>3532156
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GSbkn6mCfXE
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>>3532108
DO IT

DOOO IIITTTT
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>>3532071
Pattycakes, I think it was called? It's actually pretty hilarious, in an afraid-for-humanity kind of way. But yeah, it very specifically ruined drug induced infantilism for me. But your write's still good shit
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>>3532153
But it's a very very GOOD trick.
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>>3532135
Yeah, but it was such a big part of Finnick as a child in the movie I couldn't leave it out.

And of course, it can be seen as symbolic of the role Nick is forcing him into, and his acceptance of the suit showing his domestication.

Of course, it may just have been a cheap excuse for me to have Nick refer to Finnick's "trunk".
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>>3532153
>I guess you could call me a one trick pony
I can't believe Visiti is a fucking hoofer
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>>3532175
oh

I remember that fic

that fic did weird things to me.

Some Cupcakes-tier shit.
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>>3532153

Still EAGERLY awaiting some more regret, it's one of the things I check missed threads for
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>>3532214
Oh, you got a boner too?
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>>3532153
As much as I look forward to further following your comic I'm really enjoying your more upbeat Mrs Wilde stuff too.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YTuTUvPFP0o
>>3532060
>>3532108
>>3532153
>>3532157
PUSH IT TO THE LIMIT!
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>>3532159
IIRC he doesn't want anyone to even know because then he would lose his anonymity.
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quick, give me some upbeat-ish futuristic electro boogity boo you imagine comic anon would listen to
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>>3532175
Ah right, thank you. Unfortunately it's kind of the central concept for the fic, so it'd be hard to get around that.
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>>3532095
>>3532115
Hah, it would be cool. You have a write-anon type name that you'd use? Like I seriously want to take your pastebin thing and then like double the length adding a bunch of content but I'm also wanting to of course credit you and reference you for the idea, I'm just a guy thinking now in terms of little kinks.

This is also me just spitballing, hah, probably will literally nap in not too long.
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>>3532157
MISS WILDE DOESNT LOOK LIKE A FUCKING SEMEN SLURPING CRACK WHORE
SHE LOOKS LIKE A SLIGHTLY OLDER MAID MARIAN
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>>3532157
>Wrapping around him with her tail and pulling him in
NICKY'S MOM HAS GOT IT GOING ON
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>>3532108

>man let me tell you something accidentally slip your hand under the wrong layer of fabric and suddenly all those ironic kisses and"sexy dances " aren't ironic anymore
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>>3532221
n-no

okay maybe

yeah, only a little though.

I'm only in it for the mind-break, though, infantilism itself does nothing for me.

I've tested extensively.
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>>3532241
>Eyeshadow makes a woman look like a crackwhore
Wow anon, you've got issues
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>>3532228
That's too bad, but I get it. Officer Content would spam his readings of lewd fics everywhere if he could.
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>>3532233
I dunno, I think of him dreaming up dancing to like goofy-doofy electro swing:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KGpj3OW9Ym8
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>>3531728
I admit Cutie isn't a super complicated character, but you seem to have her down pretty good anon
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>>3532260

>those edits with extremely excessive, dripping makeup

Strangely boneriffic, seeing if I can find them
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>>3532241
>>3532242
Anyone got any Nick/Mrs. Wilde Pastes? Or should I start writing some Mrs. Wilde/Judy smut?
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PURE HEARTS' LOVE ANON AND WEAVERLOPE IS BEST SHIP
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>>3532239
I've not really been using a name.

I guess, since I've been using Pastor in those stories, something like Prester John could be appropriate. Unless anyone's got any other suggestions?
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>>3532241
he's right you know
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>>3532228
>>3532276
This is true and it makes me sad.
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>>3532260
REMOVE BOOTYCHEEKS
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>>3532301
Disagree, AnonxAlec is the better ship.
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>>3532321
ADD MORE BOOTY CHEEKS.

NO, MORE THAN THAT.
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>>3532305
I actually thought that you could sound mock pretentious and call yourself 'The Pastoral Nomad'. But 'Prester John' works for about the same reasons.
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>>3532352
Well you're not wrong
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>>3532352
Thread needs more qt rodentia citizens!
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>>3532352
I REMEMBER THIS
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>>3532352
So what you're saying is we need a story where Jack Savage gets shoved up someone's butt like the anal spelunker he deserves to be?
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>>3532381
Would a least weasel count as a rodent? >>3531475
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>>3532299
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>>3532352
Josh felt so fucking cucked
Also am I the only one who enjoyed the first movie?
Bianca's voice was so soothing
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>>3532491
Sure! Honestly I just really like tiny creatures...
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>>3532494
>>3532241
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>>3532399
Anon, please. I already have enough on my plate with this Jack Savage mindbreak fic. Don't make me go down that road, for there is no light at the end of that tunnel.
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>>3532305
>Prester John
Only if you're actually Mongolian
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>>3532494
She looks like she's slightly unnatural, like there's some sort of eldritch horror waiting to explode out of her skin.
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>>3531980
see, i don't want to think of it in terms of dethroning ideas with other ideas. being creative isn't a zero sum game. prompts by themselves are worthless; it's content creators that matter. so let's get people writing and drawing!
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>>3532506
I enjoyed both the movies, when I was younger I was always sad they never got more films. Such a great duo.
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>>3532523
>Don't make me go down that road, for there is no light at the end of that tunnel.
Yeah, there's only shit down that tunnel.
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>>3532011
I drop so many fics because of small things. Like one that made Nick Jewish for some reason and kept bringing it up and talking religion.
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>>3532494
Lipstick slathered on so thick it's wet and drippy.

Just imagine those fat lips smearing sloppy red rings around your dick.
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>>3532532
Hell, Pastor's existence got me writing a second chapter to what was supposed to be a oneshot.

Two fucking cakes, eh?
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>>3532534
Be glad that it actually improved on the sequel
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>>3532156
what would he be drawing though?
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>>3532552
>small things
>kept bringing it up and talking religion
That sounds like a decently big thing.
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>>3532553
>Lipstick
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>>3532560
Oh yes I am glad, I just meant I wanted more of them. A series or something.
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>>3532552
If its that fic on AO3, its only come up like twice.
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>>3532556
Pastor is easily the greatest writefag kick this thread has ever been on.

Nick, now Finnick, possibly two Savage Pastor fics.

Judy when?
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>>3532276
>I'm the one who pointed it out to him
Kind of wish I didn't since I'd really like to know what he's worked on, but I guess I wouldn't want to have my co-workers hear me rant about fox knots either.
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>>3532552
Well Rich did say Nick might be Shrewish.

Though all the shrews we saw in the movie were presumably Catholic so who knows what that means.
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>>3532566
I think you dropped these
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>>3532527
Nah, I'm just a Brit.

I guess Pastoral Nomad it'll have to be!

>>3532552
That's goddamn ridiculous.

Nick says he's been working 7 days a week. A good Jew would never work on the Sabbath!
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