First 24 entries to fight for my amusement.
Illya
Boba Fett
>>3502243
Rika
Misato
Gintoki
Koyomi Araragi
Ema Skye
The Real Guy, The Best Guy
>>3502243
Celes
>>3502244
>mfw
>>3502250
>Junko
>>3502243
DIO
>>3502243
Fujiwara no Mokou
THE CRIMSON DEMON
Lilly Satou
I'd say good day to you all, but I have no idea what time it is.
>>3502253
>>3502236
We'll see if the feeling's mutual....And frankly, I did just about all the research from the ground up.
Mr. Rimmer
Foxy Rena
Iida Tenya
Gotou your room date-san
Dangan Remover Hitler
The O's
Dancin Fox
Marcus Holloway
Sorey
Good afternoon, everyone!
Colonel Sanders
sad man in the rain
at what hour is the prom?
is there a countdown or something?
>>3502282
It would be about mid afternoon, at least where I am.
>>3502283
Ahhh, that makes sense then. But what about cars? Are you the sole engineer for those too?
Check for errors, not like I will fix them however.
Kamina
GET READY FOR THE MANLIEST DISPLAY OF HEROISM THIS SIDE OF THE UNDERGROUND!
>>3502243
The Absolute Late Madman
>4chan doesn't let me post.
>>3502273
>>3501992
Permanent death means it's game over after all, but with how unpredictable this place is I' wouldn't gamble a single penny in here, changing the stakes forcibly wit my own hands to my fabor or against me is where the real fun is at!
>>3502282
Two in the afternoon, by my perception of time. Really a case-by-case basis, that.
>>3502306
Afternoon, yourself. Looks like things're finally starting to get more active, here.
>>3502320
There aren't any in Gensokyo, unfortunately.
>>3502326
Aaaand you're late.
>>3502325
Let's get this show on the road!
>>3502325
Looks good enough, lets go!
>>3502313
It's at 8:00 PM UTC on the 18th.
>>3502313
It starts at 7 PM CST on the 18th
>>3502325
Looks good.
>>3502326
>filename
Aww...
>>3502325
Looks acceptable. Even if I have to doubt that my district partner is the best guy.
>>3502335
WUZ HACKERS AN SHEIT
>>3502326
>get really excited
see the filename
>>3502337
I don't mind waiting. The hero always waits!
>>3502284
Is this an ava?
>>3502282
Get an idea wench, you are in my team so I only expect nothing but the best from you.
>>3502326
>already better than kaminas RP
>>3502325
It looks OK. I'm ready when you are.
>>3502337
Yeah, I decided to come by here again since that Homecoming thing's happening soon. And maybe I'll catch that Patchouli woman.
>>3502320
>>3502337
Oh shit... Where's my watch?...I had one on me for sure....At least I think I did....
>>3502325
Alright, let's go.
>>3502370
maybe
>>3502336
Yes, you could say that this place is quite unpredictable, even by gambling standards.
That is one of the reasons why I stopped trying to bet with peasants. It's just a waste of my talent.
>>3502377
You better hold my hand and guide me. I can't see for shit and this "Changing terrain" is just hell for me.
>>3502368
Don't most favor action?
>>3502382
She hasn't popped up in the past few days, as it were, but hopefully.
>>3502390
...I don't think a watch would help you much.
>>3502408
DAMN IT ALL!
>>3502408
That... Really wasn't a great way to start off.
>>3502405
nice rp. jk your rp is shit.
>>3502408
Holy shit. Why am I falli-
>Splats
>>3502337
Hmmm, how capable are your factories then? And the state of machining? It would be huge for your world to have that form of transportation! Unless of course you have teleportation or something.
>>3502390
Umm... you're blind, why would you have a watch?
>>3502408
Well that was quick....
>>3502405
>>3502408
You are awful.
>>3502408
Well these are fucking useless.
>>3502408
>>3502413
>>3502426
I'm sorry. I usually let the servants take out the trash, but this time I was forced to do it with my own hands.
Such a shame. I almost ruined my dress in the process.
>>3502426
It's a brail watch. I got it from my friend.
>>3502427
>He pushed a poor blind girl off a cliff
No. HE was the awful one.
>>3502420
Who said that!? I'll kick your ass when I find ya!
>>3502408
>>3502413
Oh really? Darn, I hope she didn't stop coming. I think she's my best chance of getting home..
>>3502454
>tickles foot
>>3502426
...I have to hand-build everything. I'm also the only USER of tanks or non-animal-driven land vehicles.
>>3502438
>She simply begins sobbing as she drags herself in to her tank
>>3502454
Are braille watches even an actual thing?
>>3502454
You did not hit him with your walking stick why again?
>>3502459
You's a bitch ass baka Mokou.
>>3502438
Yeah yeah, sure.
You won the first fight, good luck with the rest of the match.
>>3502454
Oh of course, that makes sense. Though that still doesn't really answer, why is a blind girl here? Unless you have an ability that lets you "sense" people...
>>3502438
Doesn't matter how good the dress is if the one wearing it is utter trash. I mean holy shit you make Kazuichi Souda look like the anchorman for Armani.
>>3502459
Guess I'll be stuck with useless stuff this game.
>>3502459
I know you're not going to kill me, heroes don't kill innocent people.
>>3502459
Please don't hack my hands.
>>3502462
>She shakes her head
Nah, I doubt that. For starters, she's just really, really curious about this place.
>>3502459
I'm used to have assassins after me, but for some reason I didn't expect this one to show up.
>>3502459
>>3502466
Right, that just makes sense if you have no other cars.
Also don't feel too bad, there will always be another game.
Seriously... don't cry.
>>3502464
God dammit, not again! Someone get this thing off of me!
>>3502466
Yes. I had one. Had.
>>3502473
>Walking stick
What do you think I am?A filthy casual? I just listen for shit in my general direction and change my course depending on what I hear.
>>3502478
I was trying to find my way home from here and ended up back here. I have no abilities other than being blind. I just happened to land back here after wandering around.
>>3502402
My, is this place really that bad? If you don't gamble around here then what is left for you? Ah! How about joining the fun and spread massacres like the rest of us?
>>3502510
You seem like a fighter, I expect to see you in the final round.
>>3502512
>What do you think I am?A filthy casual?
That is some shitty rp. kys bowlin.
>>3502512
How do you not hear a man that is roughly 6 feet tall coming after you? How many disabilities do you possess?
>Can I have your folder old Kamina? Making a new one is going to take a while and since you left and haven't been back as Kamina since he is technically now fair game.
>>3502529
>getting mad because someone is ruining your waifu
Doing god's work Lily.
>>3502512
Well you seem pretty unfortunate then. Good luck with surviving here Lilly.
>>3502494
So am I... Ah well, I guess all I can do is wait and see.
>>3502553
1. Kamina probably isnt even here
2. nice filename
3. He'll return sooner or later
>>3502553
Whoever you are please kys
>>3502512
>This Lilly is top kek, don't leave.
>>3502553
>wants folder
>names the files kuckmina
Why? So you can shitpost with it?
>>3502511
Honestly, I'm amazed at how many other places have tech levels beyond "feudal Japan" here.
...And there's a reason I never leave my tank.
>>3502512
Learn something new every day...you must have some terrible luck.
>>3502566
And second, well, she's got an apprentice, here.
>>3502571
>Kissu
>>3502557
>contrarian who thinks that everyone who behaves like a living meme ooc is based
yawn.
>>3502571
Agreed. As much as i like Lilly, nobody likes a Mary Sue too often.
>>3502466
You're trying to return to your shelter made out of metal so hard. Is this one of your instincts as trash?
>>3502478
An assassin already took care of me, so luck won't change or influence anything after this.
>>3502481
Am I supposed to get angry or give you a proper reaction to your horrible, forced insult?
No, thank you. This is all the attention you'll get from me, for now. Be happy about it.
>>3502519
I'm not sure if I would enjoy something so...barbaric and mindless. I prefer to have a short conversation or a nice cup of tea with someone.
Both of those activities can be quite entertaining with the right company.
>>3502579
BOY IF YOU DONT GET
>>3502581
An apprentice? Who?
>>3502579
>>3502510
Why have the gods forsaken me?
>>3502553
Plz go away Bolin
>wanting another memelord who spouts stale memes like an autist
You chose this.
>>3502588
>She's best katana shoulder anyway, and this one here makes me laugh so I hope she stays.
>>3502510
>
>>3502584
We've had izaya and rei do that for the past year and everyones fine with it for the most part. Stop getting mad just because its your waifu this time.
>>3502581
This is quite a unique place after all, people from every timeline and world can show up here. And we don't even question it.
And that reason? You're easily hurt?
You should probably be more confident in yourself, you did "invent" the tank where you're from.
>>3502589
True enough, hope you had fun dying like the rest of us your "highness".
>>3502617
I'm not a baka...
>>3502621
I don't have a waifu, you fucking idiot. I'm just tired of people praising dumbasses who just spout memes all day long.
Guess i'm making my own then. It's better this way anyways. The true path of manliness is one of self perseverance anyways.
>>3502622
reminder that Mii is the one who keeps posting this as well as Yoko's tits
>>3502579
>"im going to give the last host a break"
>proceeds to host again
your stupid but based
>>3502589
But miss, you just joined the game, are you telling me you can win just by sitting there drinking tea while a riot happens around you?
>>3502579
>???
>>3502617
Out of the way, idiots!
>>3502621
>implying rei didn't get shitposted away because of his retarded behavior
>implying we just don't deal with izaya
>>3502617
Ever been in Sarlaac stomach?
>>3502605
They haven't. Just the gods motives can't really be comprehended. In short they can be as harsh as they are fair seemingly at random.
>>3502589
>She leaps in and pokes her head out
The hermit crab is defenseless out of it's shell, after all.
>>3502604
Her name's Sol, she's around fairly often, herself. Urgh, up until recent, after all.
>>3502638
You're telling me, I found my alternate-universe brain-child here. I'm helpless outside of it, rather. Just a normal, squishy human.
>>3502645
yeah okay, enjoy your shitposting for a few hours until you move on to something new
>>3502616
Careful now, people are going to get triggered by this. I mean you are completely correct, but still.
>>3502645
Post with your main so I can filter you.
>>3502642
Then when you see others do it complain then as well.
>>3502645
Is this old Kamina?
>>3502532
He's 6 feet tall?...How tall is that?...
>>3502564
I already fell off a cliff. What more can happen?
>>3502581
I still do. I just can't seem to find my way home. People always tell me to look out for my surroundings, but I can't tell if it's an expression or cruel humor.
>>3502571
>Goin soon have to be somewhere in a while.
Well, this was overdue.
Good afternoon, everyone.
>>3502645
>uncapitalized i
Somebody list avafags that do this.
>>3502679
Iida-san... I...
>>3502669
Shoot. Well, it's fine. I can wait all day here if I have to.
>post yfw people actually like and are defending bolin's new meme ava
>>3502676
No one cares about what I think anyway, I'm not some waifu crusader like LF or Okarin to get into retarded waifu arguments. It's fine.
>>3502709
Holy fuck, I thought Kamina was autistic but his friends are even worse.
>>3502679
Maybe I need some kind of psychiatric help...
>>3502706
Oh! Good afternoon, miss. Is your name Patchouli by any chance?
>>3502703
I don't know. Imagine someone standing on your shoulders and I think that's 6 feet?
>>3502708
>filenames are literally Kuckmina
>he believes Kamina is gone
Kill yourself Bolin.
>>3502703
Lots of people don't look at the eyes first off, here.
>>3502706
Oh! Well, this is early in the day for you.
>>3502713
Aaaand she's here.
>>3502679
Its been some time since I attended a party
>>3502718
>Tfw people think i'm bolin
Kys spitefag. Go fuck a picture of bolin and get your pent up frustrations out of the way already
>>3502708
>being this jealous of kamina that you have to steal an ava to get satisfaction
stay mad literal who.
>>3502708
>Kamina
>A good character
wew
I'm not saying not to do it, I'm only saying it's stupid to do
>>3502638
Well I wouldn't say that I enjoyed my demise, but saying that it was similar to your death is something that you should refrain from.
After all, dying to an assassin is fitting for someone who's part of the elite.
>>3502657
You never thought about letting the fools kill each other while you relax? It is the best way to use your time around here.
>>3502669
So you're saying you're on the level of a mere crab? Well, I suppose that's better than trash.
>>3502679
>>3502745
>We have all these new fags fagging old avas and you're mad when someone does it for kamina
Stay mad.
>>3502739
>defending Kamina's attention whoring
You first cancer.
>>3502767
Nah, I actually have a life to look to.
>>3502645
If other people's reactions are anything to go off of, and they sometimes aren't, I see things going badly.
>>3502734
? Yes it is. How do you know that, and what business do you have with me?
>>3502740
But it's a decent time for others.
>>3502766
Based.
>>3502765
Knives... Knives everywhere on my body...
I couldn't see anything, it's like they appeared out of nowhere....
Time for civil war?
>>3502765
Ah crap...
>>3502663
>True, I really do miss rei though, he was pretty funny at times. or I guess it's just personal bias, Rei was my favourite character from neptune.
>>3502706
Afternoon, how are you Miss?
i am going to pick up iida
>>3502669
Your what? Actually... I don't want to know...
>She jumps up and sits down on the front of your tank
I wouldn't say helpless, you have your brain after all. You must be pretty smart to build this yourself.
>>3502703
Dunno, stabbing you, shooting you, burning... all sorts of things.
>>3502706
Good afternoon to you too!
>>3502755
And what exactly makes you "elite"?
>>3502765
Cheers. I'll be on my way now.
>>3502790
Based
>>3502795
i am going to pick up ms. baker
>>3502740
Alright! Maybe now I can finally get back to Glenwood!
>>3502785
I was told of you by someone named Elly. She told me that you had the ability to opens ways to other worlds, is that correct?
>>3502706
Afternoon and welcome!
>>3502755
Not at all, that's like sitting behind someone playing with your videogame console using your huge TV screen while you do nothing. Where's the thrill in that? I'd prefer to crush 'em myself.
>>3502820
>>3502737
How tall is the person on my shoulders?...how tall am I?...
>>3502740
Well I wish I could look at theirs.
>>3502801
And all that happens on a daily basis? Sounds like a horrible experience to see. I'm kind of glad now that I can't.
Is anyone fagging mokou for touhou? I feel like picking them up.
>>3502820
Reminder the fandom literally killed her.
>>3502765
>>3502800
Pick up vomit girl too while you're at it.
>>3502792
Consider this a privilege. You could have been killed by fools
>>3502820
Yes please.
>>3502792
I appreciate you not feeding the drama around you. You're alright, for an animal.
Is anyone fagging bolin from avatar? I feel like picking them up.
i am going to pick up eila
>>3502844
FUCK!!!
>>3502799
...Hm. Greetings.
I'm well enough. The trip was pleasant.
>>3502801
>looks up from reading
Good afternoon.
>looks back down
>>3502825
Of course it would be Elly...
Hmh. Yes, that is a kind of magic I can do. I'm not entirely specialized in it.
Let me guess, you want to ask me to open a portal for you. Is that it?
>>3502828
Yes... you too.
>>3502861
Do sayaka instead.
>It's another episode where we all obsess over someone who left
Don't you fucks get tired of this shit? Move the fuck on already, Jesus Christ.
>>3502755
It's just an analogy, thank you very much.
>>3502785
Eh, half past two, not bad...I didn't say I was complaining, after all.
>>3502801
I didn't misspeak. And of course I am! I haven't survived this long avoiding man-eating monsters and angry priestesses for nothing!
>>3502825
I wouldn't bet on it, myself, but whatever floats your boat.
>>3502834
Not so sure how I can help, there. Impressive as it could be, I'm no cyberneticist, so I couldn't exactly replace your eyes with like...robot eyes.
>>3502858
>Honestly, I'd love to see an IC Bolin.
Is anyone fagging asuka form nge? I feel like picking them up.
>>3502838
Pick up Cirno instead
>All this chaos
NOW THIS IS MY KIND OF PLACE!
>Gets in a fist fight with the poster below
>>3502861
No. Eila is beautiful and only I can play her.
>>3502866
That doesn't sounds like the answer for someone who's ready to die, miss.
>>3502765
I can't even get an on-screen death.
>>3502856
it was a meme bro
i couldnt live up to kamina's ms baker even if i wanted to
>>3502883
>
Geeze Bill, isn't it a little early for shitposting?
>>3502883
>>3502885
>>3502857
I'm a mahou shoujo youkai protecting japan, please don't mistake me for some common fox, please.
>>3502854
You're probably right. But I never got a chance to touch you, I was already dead.
>>3502801
High social standing and my natural talent are the main things that would put me among the elite.
The word Ultimate meant a lot, before people started to give them away to drug addicts and people who belong in a garage.
>>3502828
There isn't any kind of thrill that playing video games could make me feel...as long as they don't feature gambling.
But why would I do something sitting before a screen, when I could do it in real life?
>>3502883
>>3502885
>>3502883
>>3502885
>>3502883
>New Kamina is already more of an attentionwhore than the old one
>>3502866
If it's not too much trouble, would you please? I just want a way back to my home, that's all.
>>3502877
I just gotta have hope. If this doesn't work, I'll just find another way.
>>3502844
>>3502885
>Decks you across the face
Bring it on.
>>3502907
this
>>3502911
>>3502883
>>3502883
>>3502885
don't punch Eila.
>>3502896
>youkai racism intensifies
>>3502907
>implying this isn't the old Kamina pretending to be a new Kamina
>>3502907
It's impossible to surpass Kamina in terms of attention whoring though.
This new Kamina's pretty based so far am i right guys?
>>3502911
>sneaks up and kisses cheek
>calls kamina an attention whore to fit in
>you like this
>>3502920
I have a reputation as a man to uphold. I'll fight you too if you want. A true man doesn't discriminate between genders.
>>3502911
>ar pee fights with you
>flips you over and tosses you into a Shitposter Shredder 9000
>flys away on my striker unit
>>3502877
When I choose to or not to show up is hardly anyone else's business but my own. I have my reasons.
What have you been up to?
>>3502887
>glare
Is that a threat? I hope you're not trying to make an enemy out of me.
>>3502908
I could. It'd take time and work. What would I get out of this?
>>3502910
A winner approaches.
>>3502834
It might even happen to you, certainly a pleasant experience to feel too.
>>3502866
Yeah you uhh... enjoy that book...
>Tries to get behind you and read over your shoulder
>>3502877
Ahh, surely those stories aren't from here right?
Why would you be avoiding them?
>>3502897
>Sighs
And that just gave me a headache, thanks.
>literally cheering on someone who's OOC
>Getting on someone else's case when it's your husbando
HG is hypocritical as fuck.
>>3502924
Is that so?
Mh... As long you don't try something funny or call me name, I don't care if you hate me.
>>3502950
punching girls isnt many at all.
>>3502897
This old man is already living the dream! Gaming is just to pass the time while I wait for the right moment to create the ideal stage for real life violence. After all, you would enjoy taking away something of real value than just useless, virtual currencies, yes?
>>3502960
>HG is hypocritical as fuck.
No shit Sherlock, that's been the case since forever.
>>3502960
You just now realized this? How new are you?
>>3502951
>Flips over the shredder last second
>runs towards my gurren as you dash off to your striker unit
>Guns you down as you try fly off.
>>3502960
>having a mainstream husbando/waifu every newfag can play
>not having based as fuck obscure waifus
You choose this future HG
eila waifufag > that one guy who said he was going to play ms baker > kamina shitposting fag
>>3502960
>Implying everyone didnt know this fact from day 1
How are you anon?
>>3502866
Did you hit the floor by any chance? Sorry couldent help myself, where did you go to?
>>3502953
>Remains calm and chill
Unless you give me one of those fights that will make me feel alive then I have no reasons to anger such a lady like yourself. Rest easy.
Guys, I have some very sad news...
You goys got it all wrong, my taste in music is superior and you're all gay.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KcWyZ8uVjJY
>>3502981
>falls down
>dies
Tell Sanya I love her.
>>3502953
Well... What sorts of things are you interested in? If you tell me, I'm sure I can retrieve it for you when I get back home. Right now I have nothing of value to offer you except maybe my Ceremonial Sword.
>>3502999
>trips
OOOO SHIT. ITS DAT BOI
>>3502908
Well, maybe. Who knows?
>>3502953
Naturally, naturally. Didn't mean to offend....
Myself? Cursing fate, desperately re-re-re-re-etc.-rebuilding my tanks, getting mauled viciously, avoiding getting eaten, and wondering what Shanghai's up to. Well, and what my old boss is, as well.
>>3502957
One of them has been, actually. And for reasons of this.
>She taps her tank.
>>3502999
>?
>>3503004
Good game, the best guy.
Thanks for hosting!
>>3503004
Ooooh shiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiit I did it!
>>3503005
A true man always relays their opponents dying message.
>>3502966
How are you going to tell me what is and isn't manly when you don't have a cock hanging between those legs, sweet cheeks? Oh and your darling is dead. Said she loved you though.
>>3502999
Go on? They say consoling cures many ailments. It hasn't helped mine but it does make the symptoms easier.
>>3502957
I expected that outcome. After all your mind probably can't make sense of multiple sentences if those are not accompanied by cuddling.
>>3502967
You're taking the art of explaining something that is supposed to be obvious to a next level.
Of course it's that way. After all, seeing the face of your opponents when they accept their defeat is the sweetest feeling you could ever imagine.
>>3503012
>>3503014
>>3503026
Homecoming's cancelled!
>>3503036
yeeeeeee!
>>3503004
>>3503005
>Laughs at her corpse
>>3502966
Your dying friend told me to tell you she hates you completely.
>>3503057
He may be the real and the best guy, but is he THE guy?
>>3503057
>>3503057
Hm. Congrats, and thanks for the show.
>>3503057
Congratulations!
>>3503067
Thank you for hosting!
>>3503057
>>3502353
Ohh my. Looks like I made a mistake when I judged this man based on his looks.
Congratulations district partner.
>>3503067
Thank you for the opportunity.
>>3503014
You could just fight them couldn't you? Also what do you call your tank?
>>3503031
>Glares
Ha ha. Very funny.
>>3502957
>she sighs and continues reading
Unless you regularly read magic tomes, you probably wouldn't understand most of this.
>>3503010
...Hm. It depends. How much do you know about the magical texts of your land? I'm finding it more often lately that I can gather a lot of information from this place if you ask the right people.
If I choose to do this, you will promise me to return with any major magical text of note. Do you understand?
>>3503014
Business as usual then. Gruesome business.
Answers can be found here pretty often.
>>3502998
...Good. I'm not entirely interested in all the slaughter.
>>3502992
My manor. Home. Where else?
>>3503024
the only thing you have between your legs is a gaping wide vagina.
>>3503065
I'm THE guy. the real guy.
>>3503057
Thanks for hosting.
>>3503057
Omedetou, you were the best among us.
Thanjs for hosting.
>>3503067
Congrats and thanks for hosting
>>3503031
Wait, I was kind of messing around there. You're quite cold blooded for such a young lady. First Tsukiko now you...whatever parents are doing with their childs nowadays they should keep it up.
>>3503065
He's not a bad guy, that's for sure.
But is he a good guy?
>>3503067
>>3503022
Congratulations mr streamer. Now if you excuse me I have plots to make and schemes to plan out.
>>3503024
Thank you Kamina. Bless your heart.
>>3503060 (You)
Do you want to be in an ar pee fight? Because you're asking for it.
>>3503065
I miss the guy
