/sad/ - Satyrs After Dark #11: Big Boobs Edition
For the more explicit material not generally posted on /satyr/. Original content, whether it's art or stories, would be highly appreciated. Discussion is encouraged, just make sure to keep it on topic.
Previous Thread - >>3388960
>>3498980
First for tipsy bat.
I can get behind this edition.
Who judges Equestria's first annual wet t-shirt contest?
>>3499107
Anon.
>>3499107
Lightning Dust's son and Icarus
Let's get this party started.
>>3499302
Mera coiled up for a nap inside Kimmy's womb?
>>3499302
Nice! And if you are taking reqquests can we see adult Annie using crystals to pleasure herself? Or more of that /fit/ feather heart masturbating in a shower?
>>3499373
>/fit/ feather heart?
So you mean normal feather heart?
>>3499302
Jade holding her massive breasts?
>>3499302
Darcy wearing a skimpy schoolgirl outfit, glaring at Abacus wearing a robe and wizard hat.
Abacus is saying "Well you said role-play."
>>3499302
How about Laika getting fucked from behind? Frontal shot with her boobs squished together?
>>3499302
Treble in a sling bikini?
>>3499414
Kek.
>>3499302
Can we see one of Clockwork using an invisible dildo? Or hell just anything lewd about her.
>>3499591
Clockwork's adorable. I want to hug her and do zany mine tricks with her. Truthfully I think she's the better match for Presto, honestly.
>>3499302
Can I see Ariana riding Sterling reverse cowgirl style? Just reposting it just in case
>>3499302
I know its not your thing, but can we see one last lewd of Gargle with him bent over and spreading his butt just asking to be fucked? Or I'll take the same thing with Broil instead
>>3499302
A gender bent Warren! Same posture but with exposed boobs!
>>3499302
Presto and Melody making love to each other in the missionary postition.
>>3499302
Teenage Dingaling on the nude beach with Anon.
>>3499752
I second this. They're the one of the top 5 cutest couples.
>>3500253
>tfw got Melody/Presto and Mistake/Radiance accepted as popular ships
Now if only I could get others.
>>3500419
You ruined my MuddleXMelody ship which I was not happy about. At least mistake and Radiance is really cute tho.
>>3500506
I liked it too, even though I've moved on
>>3500687
>even though I've moved on
Same, but is a shame sicne we will never see those cuties again.
>>3500506
Muddle is a shithead.
>>3500775
I dont get why Muddle has such a bad reputation. He's not perfect but he tries at least. I usually write him as being childish and angry, but not openly hostile to people.
>>3500883
He's a Kevin in my headcanon. Not hostile to people, just has an over-inflated ego and tries too hard to conform to his rather childish idea of cool. I'm sure he'll grow out of it.
>>3500921
I like this one the most.
>>3500962
Cristal sure is flexible.
>>3500883
Childish, angry, slightly hostile to those near Melody, and treats Melody like shit by taking advantage of her blindness.
That story where Muddle took her to a fucking burger joint and lied that it was the gala was the last straw. And the one-shot that followed where Presto heard what happened and got two tickets by his parents so he could cheer Melody up by taking her to the real Grand Galloping Gala made him the best one for Melody in my book.
>>3501014
>That story where Muddle took her to a fucking burger joint and lied that it was the gala was the last straw
But that was a joke one shot Anon! I wrote that, I should know.
>And the one-shot that followed where Presto heard what happened and got two tickets by his parents so he could cheer Melody up by taking her to the real Grand Galloping Gala made him the best one for Melody in my book.
Well the thread wouldnt be fun if it wasnt a living breathing thing. So im glad that one joke one shot brought a more cute one. But still not happy it killed a dear ship to me.
"Look at that shit, just look at it!"
>You state pointing at the pristine white jacuzzi, the two gruff plumber ponies ignoring your squeeing as they wrench and screw it into your bathroom.
>Derpy looks on somewhat puzzled but smiles all the same "Well I dont fully get it but you really seem to like it."
"Just you wait, you'll see the appeal when its installed."
>After the plumbers were done, you paid them and saw them out as your family gathers around the new jacuzzi.
>Melody runs her hands across the edge "What is it?" She asks as Misty steps in and sits herself on the makeshift seat and sighs happily.
>"I dont know what it is, but I can tell Im gonna like it."
"Its called a jacuzzi." You state entering the bathroom "And its the universal sign of cool."
>"Can we try it daddy?" Melody asks as you place your hand on Derpy's fine rump.
"Maybe after me and your mother. But dont get your hopes up, we may be in there a while."
>Derpy readies the couch for the kids as you fill the tub, giving them some pizza money, she heads over to the bathroom and closes the door behind her.
>"Is it ready sweetie?"
"Yeah just about. We just need to wash you off."
>She cocks her head in confusion and raises an eyebrow, "Why? Wont we just wash off in the jacuzi?"
"Honey, a jacuzzi is for relaxing, not showering. Now come here."
>After a nice hose down, the two of you slip into the water as she gets comfy. "Its so nice and warm!"
"It gets even better."
>Pressing a button, you turn on the aquajets and can see her eyes sparkle "Wow! Thats so cool!"
"Yeah, its pretty cool." You reply with a cocky grin.
>"No wonder you wanted this hahaha!"
>She dunks her head into the water and blows bubbles along with the machine as you just look on slightly annoyed.
"Derpy, you're kind of doing it wrong."
>>3501203
>After she was done having her fun, she emerges from the water with a cough and a laugh "That was amazing!" She states before getting out of the water, "That was totally worth getting rid of our second shower."
"Yeah." You sigh.
>As Derpy dries off you look at the ceiling, hearing the door open she closes it as you hear the water wade. You look back down and see Ding sitting across from you completly topless.
"Ding! Get out!"
>"But dad, I want to take a bath with you like we used to."
"You're 16 Dingaling, you're too old to be taking a bath with your dad."
>"Why not?" she asks as the water waves across her slightly pale breasts.
"Many reasons, cmon, off you go." You shoo
>"Oh cmon daddy, I promise I wont make a mess."
"No."
>"Pleeeeeease?" She begs leaning forward, inadvertantly pressing her boobs together as you inhale firmly.
"Dingaling...you can stay."
>"YAY!" She cheers with her bucktooth smile and raising her hands in the air as you cut her off.
"But please, put on my shirt."
>Dingaling sits happily in the jacuzzi wearing your damp shirt as you just look on from the other side awkwardly.
>It had been a long time since you had given her a bath but she did grow as a woman, even if she kept her lovable innocence to not see why it was inapropriate for the two to share a bath.
>"I did really well on my test dad."
"Oh yeah? Thats good."
>"And what about you dad? What have you been up to?"
"Oh you know, nothing much."
>Silence fills the room as the two of you just sit in the water. "So do you want me to wash you first?"
"We dont really do that in a jacuzzi."
>"Oh? Well what do we do?"
"We just kind of sit here and talk."
>"Oh! So its like the beach!"
"Yeah, kind of." You reply as she gets up and turns around, exposing her little butt to you as she crawls out of the bath. "Where are you going?"
>"Be right back~" She replies
>A few moments later the door swings open as Misty and Meldoy come in wearing swimsuits and slip into your jacuzzi.
>>3500714
>What is Muddle x Misty?
Bruh.
>>3500883
See >>3500921
YOU write hin childish. You may not be the most popular writer for him. I'm sorry you had to find out this way. I personally have him as an actual dragon. Not literally; but in the destructive and bastard sense.
>>3501014
Don't think I saw that. Links? Also
>Captcha is burgers
It knows.
>>3501220
>I personally have him as an actual dragon. Not literally; but in the destructive and bastard sense.
Whatever floats your boat.
>>3501217
>They all sit happily next to you and talk as the door swings open as Ding comes running in wearing a two piece and holding a very large bucket "And now we have sand!" She yells before pouring a giant helping of dirt into the water.
>You just sit in the quickly muddying water and give a pained smile. Today is another day with your cute daughterus.
>>3501220
>What is Muddle x Misty?
A stupid ship imo but I respect the threads right to live and breathe.
>YOU write him childish
Because when I write for him he is usually around 14 to 16 so its not that surprising.
>You may not be the most popular writer for him. I'm sorry you had to find out this way
That hurts anon, not sure if serious or not. Still, I like writing him the way I do, the thread can move with what they like.
>I personally have him as an actual dragon. Not literally; but in the destructive and bastard sense.
Have you done any storied of him like that? I'd like to see it.
>>3501299
There was not a single fetish in your story. Does this mean you're gonna repost this in /sat/?
>>3501557
There ya go, I did it.
>tfw dj has mysteriously gone
>>3501405
Thanks Anon, im trying to get on that backlog of one shots.
>>3500883
The one that made him also made him disliked so much almost instantly.
>>3501777
He just went out to get some booze.
H-He'll be back.
>>3501220
>Links?
Found it.
https://desustorage.org/mlp/thread/23197829/#23243911
>>3501299
>Muddle and Misty
>If I can't have her, I'll just take the sister
>>3500883
Someone seems to forget when an anon anf maybe mt tried to give muddle of harem. It wasn't that we'll received to say the least.
Muddle x Freckles.
>>3502384
>Muddle harem
Oh god I remember that. Good times (Not really) I think that was joke posting that went to far, but then again, Muddle is kind of handsome and if he carried himself differently I COULD see him having a small harem of women at his beck and call.
>>3502414
Freckles is an innocent qt that is not for wincest, but for us Anons to masturbate off to!
>>3502501
>Freckles is an innocent qt that is not for wincest, but for us Anons to masturbate off to!
Her secret stash of incest doujinshi says otherwise.
>>3502501
It's not like they're any satyrs that aren't handsome/pretty.
>>3502544
Maybe if she was touching herself while thinking of a much more alpha version of her brother. Or maybe an innocent femdom fetish of Gargle.
>>3502618
Warren.
>>3502648
>My opinions and tastes are shit.
That explains so much.
>>3502384
Or the sister was waiting for him to get his mind off Melody.
>>3502648
>she's too afraid to actually bring it up
>instead she teases them by walking around the house in panties when she knows her brothers are around and hopes they'll come on to her
>>3502544
Your secret stash of incest doujinshi says otherwise.
>>3503128
>Muddle sneers at her in disgust because of her cellulite
>Garlgle wonders if he would look cute if he pranced around in her tight undies
>>3503242
Ooooh. Zing.
>>3500253
Who ate the other 4?
>>3503678
Someone with a vore fetish.
I am taking one shot story requests I may take a bit but they will be worked on
>>3508855
A three way between Kimmy, Mera and Ariana.
Ariana and Kimmy/Mera being siblings is preferred, but required.
>>3509117
>But not
That what you meant?
>>3509321
Yeah. Sorry.
>>3499414
Sorry for the delay
>>3509840
>Tfw DJ returns
Nice. Did you do any other requests? And really cute picture by the way
>>3509840
Oh boy! More pictures to archive!
>>3499466
>CAPTCHA:
>"Hey, wanna see my picture collection of storefronts and street signs?"
>>3510104
*Maximum Boner* figures you would start delivering when I got to go ham to work for 4 hours. Oh well, see you after work!
>>3499591
>>3510649
>filename
kek.
any chance of some lewd of pic related?
>>3510649
Hhhhnnnng! Mime satyr gets me super hard.
>>3499642
>>3510847
>Here lies Sterling Silver
>At least he scored.
>>3499672
>I know its not your thing
>implying I don't like drawing traps
>>3511374
You just don't like force, right? In that case...
>Gargle and Snapshot both sucking dicks at a/the gloryhole(s)
>>3501844
Nah, I didn't leave the house. I just got distracted by E3 trailers and news.
>>3511489
What games are you excited for?
>>3498980
so when does the futa cocksaber fight start?
>>3511842
When the opening show of Futa Kaos and Futa Darcy is finished. That's when the tournament starts.
>>3511833
I'd advise changing the eyes, since more often than not she's drawn with regular eyes.
>>3511689
1. The Last Guardian
2. God of War
3. Detroit: Become Human
4. Mafia III
#1 would be Red Dead Redemption 2 if it was at E3...
I fucking love westerns.
>>3511842
Futa a shit, anon.
>>3512156
Can you do Feather Heart masturbnating in the shower while moaning "Utah."
>>3510776
>>3512156
futa is nice
you're opinion a shit
>>3512156
It was weird to not see it. I swear they were supposed to show it.
>New Spiderman game is coming out
>It's a fucking exclusive
>>3512248
Don't worry, Anon. If that crap's your bag, it makes up about a tenth of all mlp porn, so you can go enjoy it for years to come without asking for more.
>>3512328
there's not a lot of satyr futa though.
>>3511961
pfft
>>3512357
I can change that~
>>3511961
I'd advise you to kiss my ass
Just kidding, anon. I love you
>>3512456
Do it. I double dog dare you.
>>3512557
<3
>>3512586
<3<3
>>3512626
>Selftyr
More like Sanstyr... I'll off myself now. Sorry for everything ever.
>>3512213
I will have you as my wife one day.
>>3512716
No you won't. For many reasons.
>You dislike futa and MT seems to like it
>You draw anime, MT draws cartoony
>You're black n white, she's just black
>You are D and J, she is M and
But most importantly of all
>She has a boyfriend who isn't a cuck
>>3512156
>Ambrosia is ready to saddle up
>She's not wearing a saddle with bridle
What the fuck are you doing man
>>3512874
>using "cuck"
fucking kill yourself
>All these Lewd drawings
I have privacy and I MUST cum!
>>3513014
I am using it as a proper form; not as 4chan slang; you retard.
and there we go.
>>3513404
That long, thick changelong dick for the sexy changeling ladies.
>>3513404
but is it prehensile?
Can I stick my dick in her dick?
>>3513404
She looks like she needs to see a doctor. Looks like a jason Voorhees or leather face wanted to cut her in half but only got halfway through.
>>3513510
>>3513510
???
>>3513541
Rude.
>>3512882
Well, duh, she's waiting for you to put a saddle on her.
If she already had the saddle on then she would be saying something like, "Mount up, cowboy."
>>3513685
that's fucking hot
>>3513685
Oh my Jesus. Are you willing to do some futa pony satyr requests?
>>3513685
Well I'm not wrong
>>3512874
Speaking of black chicks
>>3513755
Asha is cute. Not gonna lie though, I prefer her other hair style as opposed to your bob.
>>3513755
Whatever happened to Asha? I feel like we barely see her anymore?
>>3513694
Ambrosia needs this.
>>3513910
>other hair style
You mean the predator dreads?
>bob
It's not a bob, it's a dread ponytail.
>>3513945
>Whatever happened to [Blank]?
Current events. It's not that people have forgotten her; it's that she is not relevant atm. Hell, I am always thinking of her. True; it's her pining after Timber like a love sick puppy, but still always thinking of the cutie.
>>3514046
DAMN STRAIGHT! Ohhh, her Predator dreads are kawaii as fuck.
>>3514076
>Timber
That explains it
>>3514302
I like the idea of Asha being this calm and collected "samurai" chick who gets all shy and cute around Timber, all right? Sue me. It's fucking adorable.
>>3514302
So who would be a better ship for her? I liked Little Mac because he was that weird fat kid who was nice to her while others were even more wary of her than her mother, then he becomes bara bait while still being that weird fat kid.
>>3514076
>Asha x Timber
Eww, anon. Gross.
>>3514355
She's not fucking Michonne, anon. And it's not adorable. Keep my Asha away from that manwhore Timber. He's got too many ships as it is.
>>3514693
>Your Asha
Oh, well fuck you too. I'll keep my ship, thank you very much.
>>3514693
>Implying she hasn't
mimic's got you beat, Deej.
>>3514693
>that manwhore Timber
I had a giggle
Street Walker Timber when
>>3514832
>Happy
Who
Asha does seem like a bretty cool chick. But not the having sex with quiet butter flutter types.
>>3514860
The writer who started the entire Timber shit show. I remember he would always pay commissions for Timber doing shit.
>>3514915
Ah. I thought it was Lion-O.
>>3514944
No, Lion-O was the one who picked up Eventide after Aaron got burnt out.
>>3514915
So basically Yuzu to DJ, but paying for it instead of drawing it himself.
>>3515027
Well Yuzu wasn't shoved down everyone's throats and made out to be Mr. perfect that everyone wants to fuck.
>>3515195
>Implying
No, she was Ms. perfect daddy's girl who everyone wants to fuck, but only daddy gets to, and touch her ears.
>>3515195
>>3515238
Both of you; stop. Do NOT start this shit. We've done this run around several times. People will yell that it was because Timber was a guy, then that he was shoved harder than anything else, then so was incest/another satyr, which will just grow into a grwat big annoying shit storm that will eat the thread. Again. We've had it with Darcy already, or have you stubborn jackasses forgot? If you WANT to continue; take it to >>>/mlp/satyr and leave it there.
>>3514761
Have fun being by yourself in that theory.
>>3515238
>Ms. perfect daddy's girl
Wrong. While I don't write satyr's personalities myself, the general consensus that other anons have with Yuzu is that yes, she's a daddy's girl, but that's her problem. She needs to be more independent and that's her flaw, unlike Timber who apparently has no flaws and every girl wants his dick.
>>3514380
I sometimes shipped her with Dynamo. But then I wrote a story with him and Tonbo and moved to that ship. So now I pair her up with Driftwood, being a forest type and all.
>>3514799
Timber bitching aside, that's a really hot pick.
>>3515373
Uh, yeah, let the Timberfag wallow in his shitty headcanon all he wants, I need more lewd requests.
I also can't believe I'm still awake. I've been up since 8 PM Wednesday.
>>3515483
>Every girl wants his dick
>Most, if not any at all get it
He's dense as hell and is only ever written as harem like in smut. You should know something about smut not being attached to character portayal, shouldn't you DJ? Lewdzu should prove you do. Or is it only okay for YOUR character to have a smut form?
>>3515536
Dominatrix Sapphire
>>3515536
Utah and Feather Heart in bed together. Doesn't have to show them naked. Just have her head on his chest or them kissing
>>3515536
>Let's stop this shit then
>Continues the shit
Trying to act like the bigger man just to make the opposition look bad doesn't make you look good. Seriously; DJ, you could have just dropped it like a bad habit.
>>3515760
The Politician strategy. The most bull shit strategy in American history. That shit is why I don't vote. You're getting a douche either way. Why bother?
>>3515760
I'm not continuing anything, anon. I have dropped it.
My internet is being real shitty and it's pissing me the fuck off. Just a heads up in case I don't post anything else. I most likely said fuck it and went to bed.
>>3516040
Your modem getting shit from the heat?
>>3510847
maximum unf
>>3516062
I don't know what the hell the problem is. I keep getting "check your connection" messages when I try to solve the captcha and derpi is taking forever to load, as well as new tabs. It's like I'm back at work...
>>3516214
Maybe you never left
>insert Twilight Zone theme here
>>3514799
>Asha in a yellow sling bikini
Wasn't something like this brought up around thread 100? It took this long for something to come of it? Not saying it in a bitchy way; it's hot as hell, but legitimately curious.
>>3516214
Yeah, you're fucked then. For the next three months at least.
>>3515641
>>3516567
Well I'm all hot and bothered now.
>>3516567
>"Someone's been a bad apple. Am I going to have to ppunish you~?"
>>3516673
Poor bucky, what is she going to do him
>>3516708
Tie him up and make him watch as she eats all the apples:
>>3516708
I was actually implying Cider, but this in nice too. He's a lazy bum, but she dotes and sticks around him since she sees potential qnd thinks she could turn him into a fine and dapper gentleman.
>>3516708
Isn't the stereotype she is lesbians?
>>3516795
I never really saw any of the Apples as gay or bi, honestly. Maybe Rarity's and Pinkie's, but they seem too traditional.
>>3515756
But, anon, that's not lewd at all.
>>3515536
Mistake fucking Radiance cowgirl style
>>3517136
>Mistake fucking Radiance
>Not Radiance fucking Mistake
Bug Futa?
>>3517159
No, she's straddling him and trying to milk all the love out of him she can.
With her vagina
>>3517189
Or she could be equipped with the royal strapon from Dawn's room.
>>3517218
Or the royal dog
>>3517080
You still doing requests? Cause if so can you do one of Yuzu trying to put on a smaller than her size bra?
>>3517136
Is Reverse Cowgirl acceptable?
>>3518042
Dats super cute
>>3517695
>>3512156
I thoughy thst game would be stuck in developer hell forever. Supee glad that it's getting a release date. And yeah, I can relate, I wanted more Cyberpunk 2077 at this year's E3. Super bummed when they didn't show it.
>>3518907
Oh, and I'm also pumped for Kojima's new game. That trailer was weird as heck, and I loved it.
>>3518730
Nice! Now do one of her bending over to put on panties. /notcreeper
>>3519027
>>3518730
Fix.
Hey what do u want to see more of yu wise?
>>3515238
>>3515597
You know what the difference is? The majority likes Yuzu, while only really, really few people liked harem Timber.
>>3515373
>we've had it with Darcy already
Had what,exactly? The only thing I remember is that some guys kept bitching that she was perfect in every way, even though nobody has ever written Darcy being better than everyone at everything. Smoking hot, yeah, but never perfect.
>>3519382
>The difference is the majority like sexualizing their daughteru and only a few people like sexualizing the sonfu
Ftfy
>>3519611
Probably because most of the Anons are male. I wouldn't mind seeing some Femanon x sonu porn.
>>3519611
The difference between a satyr who is lewd with one person and a satyr who is literally Mr. perfect with the greatest dick in the world who every single female in Equestria desperately wants is huge. Get that in your head.
>>3519692
>Femanon x sonu
I wouldn't mind some mom x sonfu either. Rarity x Garret was hot.
>>3520285
So then the Timber stuff DOES belong here. /sad/ is the bastion for all the stuff the main thread would throw shit over.
>>3520338
You're never going to drop that shit, are you?
>>3520338
Pretty much.
>>3520338
Which is weird fetishes that are pushed to the extremes, and really stupid ideas.
>>3520745
>>>/sat/
>>3521188
Don't pretend that isn't true.
>>3518042
God damn, Radiance is one divinely handsome son of a bitch. I bet he has to be careful when looking into a mirror so as not to get lost in his own gorgeous eyes and inadvertently spend the rest of the day staring at his own reflection.
>>3521272
Let me guess... /sat/ got too boring and peaceful for you, so you came here to troll us instead?
>>3521860
>Anyone saying the truth is a troll
Why do you have to be like that?
>>3499405
I heard someone wanted boird boobs?
>>3517080
It's the idea that's lewd fampie.
>>3522180
No. Repeatedly stating unpopular opinions in a place where they have no relevance for the sole purpose of pissing off the people there is.
>>3519382
>The only thing I remember is that some guys kept bitching that she was perfect in every way, even though nobody has ever written Darcy being better than everyone at everything.
I was one of those guys (if not the only one) who brought that point up. Darcy has always suffered from perfect waifu syndrome, at least to me. While people never said she was better than everyone else, I don't recall them ever discussing her flaws or shortcomings. She was always this sweet, patient Satyr who was pretty much the mother figure for all the others.
She got to be the flavor of the month for a while but people stopped discussing her as much for some reason.
>>3522529
Darcy wasn't the one being spammed with dumb headcanons like Simmer or Timber. Why would Timber be super buff if his Mom's shy? Why would Simmer be ripped and fight monsters if he's supposed to be depressed and shy all the time?
>>3522529
>She was always this sweet, patient Satyr who was pretty much the mother figure for all the others.
And what's wrong with that? Just because people liked to talk about her positive sides doesn't mean she didn't have any flaws.
You're pretty much saying that Fluttershy is also suffering from perfect waifu syndrome because she's sweet and caring.
>>3522198
A little bit too muscular, but still awesome.
>>3523031
I'm not saying it is, but they never really went into her negative aspects.
>>3519351
Tbh I come here everytime hoping for more folklore based garbage because I think /trash/ won't be a wifi hugbox for some reason
>>3521744
>"Radiance, mother says to stop looking at your mirror and come for dinner right now or else she'll tell the chefs to take yours back and ground you."
"Damn it, Dawn, don't you think I want to? I've been stuck staring at myself for almost four hours and I'm feeling woozy from hunger... but I just can't pry myself away from my glorious visage!"
"Daddy says you're too vain and I heard him telling mother that he's starting to think you're gay."
"Gay? The girls literally line up to catch even a glimpse of me. I'm not gay, I'm gorgeous!"
>"Daddy thinks-"
"I don't care what he thinks when this is his fault to begin with! Curse you genetics! Why must I be so radiantly resplendent?"
He reminds me of Sigvald the Magnificent.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kVE-mncKFsA
>>3522198
Why is she so muscular? Not saying I dont like it but I remember not liking Jade's backstory. Nice pic by the way
>>3523195
She does martial arts, if I'm remembering it right.
>>3523102
You do it then.
>>3499697
Someone should give Warren boobs.
>>3523769
rule63 Warren?
>>3522342
>I have no idea what an opinion is
>>3522954
The Timber headcanons came through stories. Describing him as more active as opposed to his shy mother. Simmer headcanons came from the opposite side; where he became like his mother.
>>3523031
And that's different from the male stuff how? She has a vagina. That's how. Nobody bats an eye when a girl satyr is brought up without flaws; but they're sure as fuck quick to jump on and bitch about the boys.
Can we all please stop this pointless bitching? This thread is for talking about lewd stuff, and making content. Nothing else.
I am getting really sick and tired of having perfectly good conversation being brought down by people making snide snarky comments and derailing the thread. Seriously, if you want to start up shit and start fights take that shit to /b/.
If you dont like something keep it to yourself and make your own content rather than bitch about something you dont like.
>>3522198
Damn, vag. You can draw boobs! As in, draw them VERY well!
>>3524890
You're a special kind of retard who just won't stop, aren't you?
>And that's different from the male stuff how?
Many people talking about a satyr in general is a whole lot different from a few people continuously talking about one thing that involves a satyr. When people talked about Darcy, it was never over one single thing like how she's miss perfect with a harem, or how her love for her sibling is honest and pure. It always varied.
You can bet your butt that many people would have reacted in the same way they did with Timber if someone kept pushing how a female satyr is perfect and has a massive harem and gets all the dicks in the world.
>>3525363
And you're a special kind of shit stain. The moment something you dislike gets brought up; that "accept all and silently ignore the stuff you dislike" attitude just drops. Honestly, the hypocrisy is HARD if only for that reason; ignoring the double standards for male and female satyrs. Look at Jade, same fighting shtick as Simmer, but no one is giving her shit over it.
>>3525497
Who the fuck is Jade
>>3525497
Hasn't Jade only been mentioned like 4 or 5 times total? And I think most peoples response to the backstory Vagabond gave her, especially the monster hunter bits, was a big resounding "Eh.".
>>3525497
>Look at Jade, same fighting shtick as Simmer, but no one is giving her shit over it.
Gee, maybe that's because Jade isn't being posted to hell and back by one guy? Maybe that's because she isn't depicted as a child soldier?
>>3525579
If it's a matter of just mass posting; then we have Yuzu. Oh, but she's "daddy's perfect girl", so that makes it okay.
Can we all stop giving this guy attention? Its clear he just wants to stir shit up and not add anything else to the thread.
>>3525497
>The moment something you dislike gets brought up; that "accept all and silently ignore the stuff you dislike" attitude just drops.
Like in all generals, people can only ignore things they don't like for so long before it gets annoying. Especially if those things involve weird stuff that only a handful of people likes.
>>3525701
What the majority wants > what the minority wants. A lot of people likes Yuzu. Deal with it.
Now do everyone a favor and leave. You have brought nothing but rants and shitstorms to satyrs since the day you showed up. I'm done talking to you.
>>3525826
Too bad this isn't a democracy. Can't stop me fron posting what I like, so YOU deal with it.
>>3526019
Rule of /sad/. Yet people still bitch.
>>3525497
I pretty much gave her a new backstory than the hunting monster thing, I even posted it once or twice in the main thread. Now she's basically a mix between Chie from Persona and KIRYUIN SATSUKI from Kill la Kill.
>>3522198
I'd love to see a full body pic of this.
We need porn of this cutie, stat.
>>3527226
Why does she have a deer tail?
>>3527332
It's a short tail, she probably just cut it
>>3527364
I wonder what the story behind that is.
>>3527226
Gala is sexy as hell.
>>3527226
Are those freckles on her face, or a blush?
>>3527226
Hope DJ is up to the task. I'd love to see her bare freckled breasts.
>>3528146
>her bare freckled breasts
unf
>>3528146
I've got a lot on my plate tonight, so there's a very small chance I'll be drawing.
>>3530353
It's ok, we are patient people. Just be ready for some requests next time you offer.
I need more /fit/ feather heart in my life.
>>3535550
I want to see more of her and petunias rivalry.
>>3540198
Ace looks really delicious in that pic with the pasties.
Do you think Broil and Simmer sometimes compare butts? Being a special case of fraternal twins sharing mostly the same body type, that they'd notice when they've been eating too many sweets and gems since they go straight to their thighs?
>>3541404
Every time they're in the bathroom after taking a shower or bath together.
>>3541658
Damn, that sounds really cute, actually. They probably don't bath or shower too often though if it's a regular sized bathroom, especially for stuff like getting ready for school. What other satyr siblings do you think have that sort of skinship with each other?
>>3541404
No. Why the fuck would they do that for? It's like asking if you sometimes compare dicks with your brother.
>>3542759
Except they're the opposite sex, so it's not gay.
>>3542790
>Implying Broil isn't a herm
>>3542982
Not in my headcanon. I'm not really into futa, but whatever floats your boat, Anon.
>>3542759
Don't girls usually compare their tits and asses with each other?
>>3543041
Fiddle and Faddle probably do that all the time.
>>3543116
The other would probably slap a gold star on their ass if it's looking particularly top notch that day. Clean coat, right amount of bounce, picturesque lighting that's just begging you to eat them out. Gold star.
>>3541838
>What other satyr siblings do you think have that sort of skinship with each other?
Dee and Jay, Fiddle and Faddle, Flora and Fauna, all the Derpy children, Clef and Treble, Dawn and Radiance.
>>3543328
Clef and Treble I'm a bit skeptical. They'd soone or later try and tear out each others throats and hatefuck each other out of aggrivation than cuddle with each other on the couch.
>>3543355
*Just as soon. Not sooner or later.
>>3543197
Would you eat your satyr baby's poop everytime you change their diapers?
>>3544619
Fuck off
>>3544645
>Stop oppressing me! Everything is supposed to be allowed
>This is a bastion for all the stuff the main thread would bitch about
>You're nothing but a self-righteous prick
>Just ignore it if you don't like it
