Is anyone here actually attracted to irl animals? Like dogs and horses male and female. I honestly am disgusted by humans and am full zoo. Did cartoons ruin you? I can't explain I just love me some dog and horse pussy!!
Have you seen what a horse pussy looks like?
>>3491845
Yes I've been fapping to horse pussy for over a decade.
Legitimately and fully attracted to horses. It doesn't even have to be porn or candid naughty-bit shots. The sight of a horse, even in the most neutral context, is enough to get my heart racing. It's starting to become a problem socially, on more than one occasion I've joked about horses having sexy butts with friends and they don't understand.
That's not to say I don't like women. I really do. I think I translate their attractive qualities onto horses.
>>3491795
I like sexy horses.
>>3491795
Yes. horses, dogs, pigs, and sheep.
>>3493492
Man, I remember fapping to KlausD art way back in like 2000. I still blame him for making me the animal cock loving faggot I am today.
>>3491795
>Did cartoons ruin you?
Perhaps. I don't really know.
I can't remember anything specific that may have triggered my physical attraction towards other animals. All I know is that I was already looking up bestiality a few years before I even hit puberty.
I've always had a bit of an inter-species/xenophilia fascination, and maybe that's something I picked up from all the looney tunes and general anthro shit I watched growing up (and somehow translated onto other real life species as well).
>>3491795
I grew up around dogs, I don't know how much cartoons factored into it. I can't get sexually excited by humans at all, but beautiful dogs really get my blood pumping :)
My current lover is quickly growing old, If I could get one wish granted, it would be to make sure dogs had lifespans equal to humans :(
I've always been attracted to animals. When I was kindergarten age, I remember seeing horses with their dick out and getting a really weird feeling from it. I guess I was a degenerate from day one, kek.
>>3494328
> It's starting to become a problem socially, on more than one occasion I've joked about horses having sexy butts with friends and they don't understand.
Congrats anon, you are autistic
>>3495865
What a sexy animal you have their
And yes, I too wish dogs lived as long as us.
WHY IS IT ALWAYS DOGS AND HORSES? IS THERE NO ONE IN THE WORLD THAT WANTS TO BONE AN ELEPHANT OR SOME SHIT?
>>3497278
I'd love to fuck plenty of exotic animals
But you are more likely to fuck a dog or horse than things like alligators or zebras
>>3497329
SO IT'S ATTRACTION OUT OF EASE OF ACCESS? BREAK OUT OF YOUR COMFORT ZONE NIGGER. GO TO THE ZOO, HOP THE FENCE AND PLOW A RHINOCEROS UP THE ASS. IT WILL BE MAGICAL.
>>3497417
You think I wouldn't if I could?
But at the same time I don't want to die/go to jail
I'll fap to porn and the idea of fucking these animals. But only thing I think I'll manage to do myself is fuck dogs. If I'm lucky a horse
>>3497441
ALRIGHT POP QUIZ HOTSHOT. YOU CAN FUCK ANY ANIMAL IN THE WORLD AND HISTORY WILL FULL CONSENT AND ANY ACT. WHAT DO YOU CHOOSE AND HOW WILL YOU DO IT?
I'm starting to fantasize about taking dog dick and fucking a bitch. I like it.
>>3497471
Go for it man. Live the dream!
>>3497467
Fuck, that is a hard one.
Well, if any in history I guess it would be a raptor (would rather classic scalie version but I'd go for burd version too)
And want sweet love making on a beach at night while she wraps her tail around me lovingly. And kiss up her neck as I thrust inside her
>>3497505
I've got a bitch and female pup at home. I really want a wolf-hybrid, GSD, or Doberman to fuck or suck, male or female.
She made me a dog lover.
>>3497467
Full missionary with a t-rex.
>>3491795
>are you actually attracted to irl animals?
No, then again I've sort of lost my desire for 3d overall
>did cartoons ruin you?
Most certainly.
>>3497467
10 years ago I would have answered a female Siberian tiger, but after I started fucking my dog regularly I'm going to change my answer and say I want to live with a whole pack of Alaskan wolves, males and female. They are so fucking sexy!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DOsmOLVhob0
>>3497467
MALE
LION
BUTT
HOLE
>>3497934
> I want to live with a whole pack of Alaskan wolves, males and female They are so fucking sexy!
cute noises, but no privacy
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nDbyHVNisoA
>>3497840
It's been 5 years since I've been with a mare.
Now I have a girlfriend, and I'll probably never be able to lay with a horse again.
It's probably for the best, though the smell of a horse is quite something.
>tfw not even dogs want you
Why even exist
>>3497467
I want to cum in a cynodont so that it makes all the mammals and especially humans so retarded that you could commit suicide by climbing their chromosomes and jumping to their iq.
>>3499316
Go to an animal shelter and get a cute dog or puppy. they'll love you for life.
>>3499359
I already have a dog though, and my relatives wouldn't be able to stand another one
>>3499401
What breed?
>>3499401
She don't want to dick?
>>3499453
Have you tried? What happened?
Have you tried while she was in heat
>>3499453
Is she a new dog or did she grow up with you? Oral might be an option.
>>3491795
The only reason I don't fuck dogs is because I wouldn't be able to take care of it properly. My place is too small and I'm away at work most of the day. And I don't want to just borrow someone else's dog to do it because that would be super weird, and I'd be too scared to get caught.
But yeah, dogs are just beautiful.
>>3499510
Huskies are so beautiful.
>>3499453
Guessing she's spayed then? Most golden retrievers are plenty big enough for sex, but it doesn't really work if you live with your family or if she's spayed (if she never goes into season and never drips blood while becoming incredibly horny, forget about it)
>>3499485
Yes and yes
She just pushes me away (or rather herself) with her backlegs
Also tried just rubbing her, either she's indifferent or hastily licks herself and moves away. Don't want to be too pushy-rapey so that's where it stops I suppose.
>>3499495
Been with us for years
>>3499527
Not spayed, but on contraceptives, a few times we've left them out for breeding purposes but she didn't put out even for other dogs.
>>3495822
humans making out with ferals is my fetish. moar?
>>3491795
I masturbated a female dog to orgasm once.
I don't know how I feel about it.
>>3499640
I so badly want pictures of real horses in stockings or panties
>>3499510
>>3499644
I wish I knew when mine reached orgasm.
>>3499678
One of the finest views in the world :3
Imo the front is even prettier than the back though!
Horses have hot feminine butts (even in stallions), so naturally I get hard due to their asses.
Also I love horse-penis.
My family has had dogs pretty much my whole life and Ive never had any desire to fuck them.
I do fap to bestiality and feral every once in a while though. Mostly 2d feral.
Im gay and dog dicks, and most animal dicks really, are gross.
>>3500843
Horse cocks are beautiful
Dogs are a little gross though yeah
But if it's in your ass you don't have to see it
My biggest fantasy is being fucked by a pack of wolves, so I guess I'm a bit into it.
>>3501507
Just a little bit
>>3501507
I want to be used by a whole stable of stallions.
>>3497467
I don't know desu, I like birds, but I can bang chickens here and now...
Fuck it, I choose a Golden Eagle in the missionary positon for the sole purpose of orgasm
> you run across a mare
> she seems to want something from you
> do you help her out?
>>3503236
Of course!
I couldn't leave a helpless mare alone.
>>3491845
You honestly implying horse pussy doesn't look beautiful?
Why does disney make their female animals so fucking sexy?
>>3504049
It's a mystery.
>>3497467
Either a giraffe deepthroating sesh, or a loving handy/prostate stimulation from an octopus
Or maybe fuck a giant anemone
>>3497467
Stallion.
So does anyone here actually know any bestiality sites?
>>3504226
Do you really want to know? Nearly all are either porn tubes or internet drama circlejerks
>>3504226
4+4 chan's zoo board.
>>3504226
gaybeastdotcom and pornsocketdotcom
>>3497467
Probably one of the big cats. And somehow get her belly big like she was pregnant and she treats me like her hubby
>>3504710
Stuff her face till her belly is temporarily big.
>>3497467
Probably a small mare vaginally then finish off in her anus. A palomino mare with a nice pink pussy.
>>3491795
I am, but only to dogs.
I was once offered some fun time with a mare but fucked off at the last second. I personaly couldn't stand the smell, and I got too nervous.
I had my experiences with a few dogs, only females however.
Big cats
>>3504271
Yeah... I know it sounds dumb but I want tasteful animal erotica. Not just a crappy blurry handycam zoomed in on a dog's junk as some guy jacks it off.
I want more stuff like this: >>3499510
Where it can be lewd and degenerate but almost be classy. I want pin-ups! Not just genital fixation.
How often you guys show off your power level? Do you ever feel ashamed for enjoying zoo porn?
>>3513031
>I want pin-ups!
thats gonna be kinda hard to find IRL
closest thing would be in 2D
>>3504090
I want her to sit on my face.
>>3514375
>How often you guys show off your power level?
Never.
As much of a burden it can feel like sometimes, that just doesn't end well for the vast majority of people.
>Do you ever feel ashamed for enjoying zoo porn?
Not something I've ever felt personal shame for.
We're literally just another species of animal, and there's nothing different in the way intercourse happens. The only difference is we're one of the few who mainly does it for fun.
Protip: Omegle has been treating me extremely well for talking about this. Adding tags like "horse cock" or "bestiality" has netted me some really nice conversations.
Just thought you should know.
>>3497467
A real big wolf. Bonus if it growls at me if I try to make a move and completely dominates me.
>>3515467
'nice' how?
>>3497278
Consequences aside, I would a shark.
>>3513031
/r/animalromance
>>3515293
>The only difference is we're one of the few who mainly does it for fun.
Hasn't this always been a gross misconception? After all, sexual pleasure is nature's way of securing that animals will be interested in fucking in the first place. Kinda like eating; do animals eat to "survive" or because it's simply tasty?
>>3522480
Oh I agree with you there. There are certainly a number of motivating factors built within all forms of life to reproduce and pass on ones genes.
Other species don't really have the same luxury we humans have though, so survival always comes first and foremost. Most other things beyond that are more or less meaningless and would only equate to unnecessarily expended time and energy (unless you're a dolphin or something else with an equally large brain).
>>3523097
>so survival always comes first and foremost
But "fucking for survival" just plain doesn't happen since most animals in general don't have "species consciousness" since they're only in contact with their own pack for their whole life at best (I suppose the possible exception here might be eusocial animals, i.e. mostly hive insects). An animal doesn't recognize whether there are millions of its own kind or it's a part of the only 12 member population in the world because its whole "family" would've usually been around that much big anyway. Surely you know how hard it is to breed dying species back into decent numbers. Przewalski's horse took many years to build up a three digit population and that was because of heavy human intervention. Pandas nowadays are critically endangered less by their low numbers and more by their reluctancy to breed.
What could be interesting to read about however is how much is a pack animal's likeliness to breed is influenced by the size of its pack. Whether its sex drive (drive, not opportunities) is actually inhibited by being in a larger population or not.
I'm legitimately attracted to deer. Like not even just the thought of sex with one but like getting to pet a doe slowly wherever she likes, kissing her face, lying next to her. I still like humans but I fantasize more about romance with a deer.
>>3523299
>But "fucking for survival" just plain doesn't happen
But isn't that basically the whole point of evolution?
Like for example, the alpha male in a wolf pack doesn't fuck the healthiest females just because he can. It's a right which is earned in order to pass on ones genes (which in this case would be the strongest genes meant to increase the pack strength through superior bloodline).
Hell, it's something which even still applies to us humans. It's why most of us have always had a preference for a specific body type and certain physical traits.
>>3523857
I'm the same way but for dogs
I really want a dog lover. Sleep with her, kiss her, spend time with her. And of course make love
Side note. I hate how like 99% of doggy porn doesnt focus on the dog themselves
I'm attracted to the entire dog, not just the pussy. Please stop with the zooming in on the dick in her pussy. I want to see her full body
>>3526763
Face too. Sure deer are damn near impossible to get anything from so I'll get what I can take but please show me her body and ears and face.
>>3526763
I agree, most videos focus on the pussy, but at the very least makes the full body ones more enjoyable.
>>3526654
>But isn't that basically the whole point of evolution?
But animals aren't aware of evolution! Evolution is a feedback loop, a consequence of them doing things they want to do and those decisions in turn influencing their future generations in ways that might or might not be predictable.
>the alpha male in a wolf pack doesn't fuck the healthiest females just because he can. It's a right which is earned in order to pass on ones genes
The whole "alpha wolf" hierarchy concept has been challenged many times and is much more complex than simply "strongest male fucks the strongest female". But even if we accept it at face value, which one is possibly more plausible from an animal's perspective - "I'm the boss, I get to build an empire of Überwolfen with a pureblood wife" or "I'm the boss, I get to fuck the hottest bitch around"?
>Hell, it's something which even still applies to us humans. It's why most of us have always had a preference for a specific body type and certain physical traits.
If genetic attraction is really as influential for our love-life decision making as it is claimed to be, then how are we any different from animals at all? Don't we all do it "for survival" then too?
I've never bought the "born this way" excuse very much, certainly not as applicable to all people at least. Practically all of my own sexual preferences are very much learned behavior, and I could always trace back their origin in one way or another.
>>3523857
back from alpha995's tumblr I see
>>3504226
videoszoofilia
>>3523857
Deer are such sexy animals, pity that theres so little porn of them.
>>3497278
I like cats
The fact that there's so little people that like cats is completely unreasonable
I mean, there are more people that like big cats than house cats, that's just ridiculous
Is there no one other than me that just wants to suck on a little one inch cat dick?
>>3536043
I like giving my female cat a good tummy rub and playing with her pussy if she's purring.
>>3536028
Can agree. Deer are sexy. They're majestic creatures too in real life and I'd love to atleast pet one someday.
I'm glad I never took to hunting. I can't stand the thought of killing an animal like that now.
>>3536043
too small to fuck, other wise alot of people would be into them, cats are such sluts.
>>3536244
Pretty comfy in all honesty. Just me and her, listening to her purr at night while I rub her belly and fap is great.
>>3536335
What about rubbing her pussy?
>>3536395
That too. Sometimes I'll even kiss her tummy or pussy. She doesn't mind too much.
>>3536439
Does she react at all to you rubbing her pussy?
>>3536496
Only when she's in heat will she raise her backside up and present for entry. Other times she'll sit and purr in my lap.
I try to avoid playing with her pussy too much as sometime she won't have it.
>>3536561
Does she do anything when she cums?
>>3536581
I've never seen her cum. I wouldn't know what it looked like if she did. I don't masturbate her for too long.
>>3536652
Well, why not?
>>3536692
I don't know. Just never tried it for too long.
>>3536738
Well, maybe sometime before the thread dies you try doing that and tell me how it goes
I've got a male cat myself, unfortunately neutered, but he doesn't mind the occasional handie or blowjob
Feel free to interrogate me as I've done to you, if you want
>>3536798
Not tonight. Two dogs I've got in bed tonight and she doesn't like them too much. Maybe tomorrow.
>>3536852
Do you do anything with them?
one time i read this anon talking about playing with dogs at a young age to get the acclimated
something about if you rub your finger up and down a young pups slit and press your finger in, they'll sit down onto the knuckle
would absolutely love to try something, but don't have an animal and would never attempt something on a friend's pet
>>3536043
I'm pretty sure a lot of poeple like cats but it's also not often their first preference.
