Dreamland Games 49 "Heavy Metal" edition.
>First whatever
>Extremely minor spoilers ahead, but spoilers nonetheless. If you don't want any then just enter and wait until the winscreen.
Makina Irisu
Zlatan
Yukkuri Reimu
>>3486055
Ririchiyo
Flying Dutchman
Colonel Sanders
Eggman-kun
>>3486055
Ant-Man
Utsutsu
>>3486055
Spike
>>3486055
Amane Suou
A Traveler
>>3486015
I will keep the name in mind.
Patchouli, was it? What does this woman look like?
>>3486023
Correct.
>>3486029
Have you seen any witches using black magic in the area recently? I am currently searching for one.
>>3486036
Anything you have to say will prove useful to me.
Please, continue.
>>3486055
Aussa
Sin Kiske
Charles Manson
>>3486055
Brad Carbunkle
Jack Spicer
>>3486055
Sanae Dekomori
Stocking
Vic Viper
White Peak
Jack Frost
Cobra Commander
Matsu
Nicol Bolas
>>3486055
Waifu
Robobot Kirby
Heinrich
Engi
Blue Beetle
>>3486055
Fujiwara no Mokou
Anime Remover Mod Ash
>>3486055
King Kaito
>>3486015
>I don't like the landlord platinum one much, That's one in CP right? Or was that in CS extend? I'm forgetting...
>>3486021
Oh, I actually decided against it, I was having fun anyway.
>I'm not surprised, he's only in the game in gallery art and when the character he turns into gets astraled.
>>3486029
>Isn't Clavis dead? But honestly I don't think that matters anymore...
Sol Badguy
>>3486055
Machi
Seija Kijin
NWA
Sol Goodguy
Jean Pierre Polnareff
Suzumiya Haruhi
Meta-Knight
The Real Guy, The Best Guy
Amane Nishiki
>>3486133
>kissu
>>3486095
Sorry Zlatan can't say anything
The Crimson Demon
Sakaki Yumiko
Bandana Dee
>>3486116
D.Va
Wendy
>>3486130
Ah, that's good to hear. I never did ask, what drinks do you enjoy?
>I probably don't know the game or any characters from it. I'm not big on the whole Japan thing.
>>3486161
ship with me
i promise i wont rape you
>>3486157
...That is too bad.
Is there anything I could do to change your mind? This is a matter of life and death, after all, that I find the witch I seek.
>>3486175
>kissu
>>3486185
I don't believe in promises.
>>3486155
W-What are you trying to do, you weakling?!
>>3486093
>>3486063
If you're on about the Valentines, no. I'm set on one girl, and she's been dead for nearly a century.
>>3486095
I've seen a lot of shady women. Elaborate.
>>3486130
>Yeah, he is. A lot of people are saying that Clavis and Raquel would be interchangeable gameplay wise.
>>3486143
Hurry up and die.
>>3486116
>>3486168
>This is funnier than it should be.
>>3486198
Well they do call him the little magician
>>3486023
>>3486124
Uh. Well, the power in it's pretty low, but it works 'ta amplify my own magic, yeah.
>>3486035
>Doesn't have a bed
>>3486095
Patchouli Knowledge, yeah.
>She pulls out the massive slab of a book that is her compendium, before opening it to a page containing a drawing of a purple-haired with a pair of glasses woman peering over a book
This'd be her.
>>3486130
>Eh, I don't remember all of them myself, admittedly, but I don't think that was in CS.
>Aussa
>>3486209
Guess you and me are more alike than I thought.
>>3486207
I want you to love me
>>3486116
Ava when?
>>3486199
Nice to be noticed around here. Thanks much, but don't think we're going out or anything like that.
>>3486235
There was before he was good didn't stay around long
Shalashaska
>>3486237
Why? Because you are together with that little dork?
>>3486095
Statement: Engi have encountered numerous refugees and travelers in space fleeing from danger.
Query: Are you also fleeing from a danger?
>>3486220
Response: Interesting.
Query: What kind of 'magic' do you posses and for what purpose?
Hey everybody it's your host KING DEDEDE!
Leeeet's get RIGHT INTO THE GAME
>>3486260
Whoa whoa whoa, go make an ntr thread or something
>>3486209
Apologies, but I have already given you all the knowledge I have. All I can remember is that I was cursed by a witch who uses dark magic.
>>3486217
...Are they a witch, capable of laying curses upon people with their evil spells?
>>3486220
I see.
I shall keep this image in mind.
>>3486265
POYO!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=McudYg2SqJI
>>3486182
Anything that goes down is totally fine!
>How dare you not be a weeb, nah I'm kidding it's fine.
>>3486209
>oh yeah also.. Rip Ragna, I'm ganna miss that Dante looking mother fucker...
>>3486220
>Ah good, I'm honestly a little forgetful about the gag reels...
>>3486265
This looks like a well-rounded district!
>>3486265
Let's ride.
>>3486265
Oh, man. Colonel Sanders? THE Colonel Sanders? Let me just say...huge fan.
>>3486260
Little dork? Don't be calling my boi Dipper a dork. That's not cool.
>>3486261
Far from it.
Many years ago, when I was only a child, I was cursed by an evil witch. That witch is exactly what I seek during my travels.
I do not suppose you know anything about the subject?
>>3486265
I am ready to begin my next journey.
>>3486265
Looks hee-great, ho!
>>3486265
Statement: District is acceptable. Proceed.
>>3486202
But you can believe in my.
>>3486265
Why are there all females here? Zlatan wanted his team!
>>3486271
No.
>>3486265
Looks fine.
>>3486300
Why should I believe anyone who refuses to show me who they are?
>>3486223
Guess so. Doubt bounty hunting is your thing though.
>>3486256
>>3486235
>Yeah. He was getting perved on by a Faust avafag iirc.
>>3486271
How should I know? I don't just ask people "Oh hey, you curse people, right?".
>>3486265
Let's get down to business.
>>3486288
>Yeah. Well, that's how it goes, I guess.
>>3486265
Heinrich is very skeptical about his district.
>>3486113
>downloads pictures of Matsu-chan
>>3486265
Thisss competition issss abssurd! Recklesss! Pathetic! They will fail!...at leasst before I do.
>>3486292
That's right boy, face a the franchise! Always a pleasuah to meet a fan!
>He extends a hand in greeting
>tfw late again
>kills self
>>3486316
Oh so thats what Faust was doing when I wasn't watching the thread.
>>3486288
>Some of them are just unforgettable. Especially a certain Murakumo's.
>>3486261
My own's of th'Earth element, personally, and, well, whatever purpose I deem best. It's not so...singular.
>>3486235
>We had one for like one day.
>>3486271
She's a good person, I'm sure they'd be willin' 'ta help. If nothin' else I could ask them next time I see 'em, if you're not around.
>>3486265
Fine by me!
>>3486316
Guess not, but, hey, I bet you're not a huge fan of cleaning either.
>>3486265
Let's get roooooooooight into the noose
>>3486314
Ok
This is me.
>Tfw Dedede actually missed Kirby winning the Dreamland games
>>3486347
Case closed. It will never happen.
Finished the most recent two
>>3486231
How about you fall on a bottomless pit?
That would make me so happy!
>>3486265
The only one who survives, wins.
I'm going to be that only one!
>>3486288
But surely you enjoy some more than others, right?
>I don't really play many games or watch anything nowadays either. Makes choosing avas kinda hard
>>3486347
I'd fuck it.
AAAAND HERE WE GO!
>>3486283
Oh fuck I forgot how good that track was.
>>3486337
Link to me an entry before it is too late.
>>3486362
>Kyoko avafag
I totally forgot.
>>3486336
>He eagerly shakes his hand...eagerly.
Man, this is awesome! Lang... Uh, Scott... Scott Lang. L-lang isn't my first name, it's...it's...
...Hi! I'm Scott!
>>3486362
I won a thing?
>>3486372
Poyo?
>>3486309
Oh. I see.
>>3486316
I am sorry I asked.
>>3486342
That would be very kind of you to do so.
>>3486372
These supplies will serve me well.
>>3486355
fuck
not even if i got a haircut?
>>3486372
Why should I run immediately?
That's very predictable.
>>3486373
It's already too late. Due to my work hours I always miss primetime, so I usually miss all the games. And when the'm home there's only a game once every few hours if not more.
>>3486362
>>3486362
>>3486294
Response: 'Magic' is a newly introduced concept to Engi as it does not exist in Engi space.
Comment: Engi are afraid our knowledge of 'magic' and those who posses it is limited. Engi will not likely be of great assistance.
>>3486342
Response: Noted.
Query: So you use this power over ground material to your own purposes?
>>3486365
But then I wouldn't get to spend every moment of everyday with you, Ryuuko
>>3486372
These should come in handy eventually...
>>3486395
What... hair...?
>>3486405
>>3486407
>>3486372
Why run when you can...uh, well...run...but covering less ground because you're...smaller–
You know what? I'll just shut up.
>>3486372
Yessssss...the dark artsss are MINE to command!
>>3486416
The hair down there
>>3486407
>>3486344
>He shrugs.
Ky always bitches me out when I crash with him for the night. I figured I'd get to be dirty if I'm living in the royal airship, but that's not the case, apparently.
>>3486338
>He was going onto him pretty strong. It was kind of funny.
>>3486387
It's fine.
>>3486372
Let's rock.
>>3486405
>>3486407
your source needs more images
>>3486416
I still got hair under my arms and on the loins.
>>3486428
I've no interest in the contents inside of your clothing.
>>3486316
>You know what ava would be super fun to see... Arakune, but not actually Arakune, I mean the seductive voiced one.
>>3486342
>Which one do you mean? I don't remember really..
>>3486366
Well I have been drinking these really good cinnamon whisky lately, it's called fire or something, it's smooth.
>Ah, I get you, but I'm probably not going to get anymore any time soon.
>>3486362
>claims another win from my alts
>>3486362
I remember winnin' and survivin' that one! What kinda toy did you bring for me!?
>>3486372
>Makina skips away from th' cornucopia.
I don't think this'll be goin' well enough if I dare to stay around.
>>3486436
>>3486447
which alt
>>3486372
ACK! So much for this run...!
>>3486387
Hey, happy 'ta help, after all.
>She grins for a moment
>>3486409
Generally 'ta help things out, but yeah.
>She sits down cross-legged, a slab of opaque, purple-colored crystal abruptly appearing under her and keeping her at head fight
>>3486445
>Lambda's CS "gag reel".
>>3486378
>He matches your enthusiasm, seemingly energized by it
Eeeehehehehe, gonna make me blush, actin like you meetin a super hero or somethin, Scott! I'm, well you already know, I'm the Colonel!
Well there weren't too many deaths in the bloodbath, but the Colonel quickly makes up for that fact by helping the game quickly gain more speed.
>>3486351
It'll be FIIIIINE!
>>3486449
The image quality is heinous
I couldn't find any good ones
>>3486410
I told you before that I'm not this Ryuko, i'm Seija Kijin!
>>3486468
Colonel-saaaaaan!
>brings you a bucket of freshly cooked chicken
>>3486474
>>3486445
Fireball probably. Fairly popular stuff, haven't had it myself though. Just picked up some Apple Cider flavored whiskey this past Saturday, called Snake Bite I think. Very enjoyable.
>>3486457
So cute...
>>3486460
>You mean her actual story? That the anime was like, hey! I want Ragna x Lambda!
>>3486474
Why do we keep doing this...?!
>>3486474
POYO?!
>>3486474
Chicken selling prick
>>3486491
>Not drinking single malt
>>3486474
No one can reach me here
>>3486445
>I fagged normal Arakune for a little, then someone else picked him up. No clue where they went. I actually put my folder for him up on Imgur in case someone wants him.
>>3486344
>>3486474
Jesus, do you eat rocks or somet-
Don't answer that.
>>3486494
Mei X Kaito
>>3486409
Ah, that is too bad.
Nonetheless, you have my thanks for assisting me.
>>3486432
Would it be too much of me to ask for you to keep an eye out for any characters matching this description?
I am willing to pay if necessary.
>>3486460
Well, that is good. Helping people in need is a hobby of mine to.
It is a shame that I am not able to do so in my current state, as finding this witch takes priority over anything else.
>>3486474
That's really nice of you, but Heinrich would prefer a Bratwurst.
>>3486404
Rather than attempt to argue with me, you should have just done it and quit your useless whining, Girl-Who-Carries-A-Corpse-Around.
>>3486494
>>3486460
Response: Interesting.
Query: Have you always possessed this power or did you learn it?
Comment: Engi do not intend to sound intrusive. Engi are just especially curious with this 'magic'.
>>3486474
...I shouldn't be here.
Someone would easily found me.
>>3486480
>grabs onto you
Can you at least try to be, to make this relationship work?
>>3486474
Cobra'sss log #44560
I have sssuccessfully integrated into the local sssociety. Ssstill yet to find any weather dominatorsss. It isss cold here. Reminder to blame Desstro for my lack of clothing.
>>3486510
Kek. I'm not Maria, nor an Australian in general. Just some poor fucker that has to work 7 days in a row.
>>3486483
Everything is animefied now
>>3486474
Y'all about to learn a permenant lesson about tryin to steal any a my secrets away.
>He removes his customary glasses, closes his eyes, and begins to tremble. They pop back open, glowing red and white, as each of the perpetrators bursts into grease fueled flames.
>>3486483
One moment dear, Colonel has some thieves to take care of, alright?
Anime must be purged from this planet.
>>3486468
S-so, what are you...what are you...what are you doin' here, Mr. Colonel, sir? I mean, granted, I don't know what I'M doing here, but I didn't imagine this would be your scene–
>>3486474
Holy shit! ...So that's what you're doing here...
>>3486474
Uh, no. Sorry 'bout that...uh, guy, but I don't sing.
It's a good idea to scout out what may lie ahead, but doing it alone can be troublesome...
>>3486550
>Bisuke-tan
>Japan's KFC mascot
>>3486542
>hugs
>>3486503
Ah, but anon, I do drink single malt scotch as well. One does not exclude the other!
>>3486508
Hey, most people do make survival their first goal, after all. Odds are all she's ask for in compensation is just questionin' your about yourself and such.
>>3486522
Some things were learned, some were latent until a point, others...I had and could use since birth, just 'bout. And hey, no problems, I'm an open book, after all.
>>3486494
>It has it's similarities, but they're both feels-heavy in their own ways.
>>3486567
Poyo...
>>3486510
You really hate her, huh?
>>3486575
OI. GO TO SLEEP!
>>3486562
I believe everyone should be purged but we aren't, so thank goodness and let's all get along until it happens. No need to rush.
>>3486475
>>3486064
>Makina points to an earlier picture of herself
That's probably one of my better looks y'know? If you want me to I can always find some other pictures I got lyin' around here somewhere!
>>3486567
Nothin' will be touchin' us... We got each other to play with, right!? And if they be comin' close, we can always just run away!
>>3486542
You shouldn't be afraid to just post y'know? I don't have to be around... I still got enough toys to be toyin' with!
>>3486567
P-Pleassse sstop looking at me like that...
>I unzip my penis and have sex with the poster below
>>3486533
Guh... F-Fine!
Find me the Miracle Mallet then I could make a deal with you.
>>3486567
I-I'm just gonna lay here for a bit...
>>3486567
>Fire powers
>Snowman
..Hee-huh, ho.
>>3486596
I never sleep. I have to camp out on unsuspecting prey and pounce on them.
>>3486491
You should try it! It's really good... Like.. Really good.
>>3486507
>I'm fine with that pairing, but I haven't seen anyone ava her.
>>3486505
>Ah did you? I think it would be a little weird playing him, but how was it?
>>3486517
Sorry, I couldn't help it!
>>3486585
>You mean like that part when Tsubaki impales Jin?
>>3486567
I don't have enemies...
>>3486508
Fine.
>>3486534
I'll wipe you off the face of this earth, son!
When I'm done with you, there won't be enough left to scream!
>>3486567
>He puts on a sticker that reads "Keep the Flag Flying". Illyria's flag is shown behind the text.
>>3486542
My skills as a sentry will improve enough. I would imagine now that Summer approaches that games are more likely to be frequent.
>>3486590
Why would you say that? I barely even know her.
>>3486602
That's the one you used for your entry, so I looked for a different one
>>3486564
Well, like I said, I'm Colonel Sanders! Back in the day, I used to be Harland Sanders, but he died many decades ago. Think a me as a deity of sorts, brought to life by fans like yourself. Naturally, I'm here to bring delicious, fast, fried chicken to a new demographic! Ain't a market on this earth or anywhere else I can't sell Original Recipe, specially now that I'm not limited by my corporeal form!
>>3486585
That is good. I do not mind answering a few questions in exchange for information.
>>3486622
>The traveler reaches into their coat pocket and retrieves a small bag of coin.
Would you require compensation?
Talk about a close call there...
>>3486616
MAGICAL Snowman!
>>3486567
There's no point in talking about it. We should just wait and see what happens ourselves.
>>3486604
Go away, you idiot.
I'm not going to have any kind of interaction with a weakling like you!
>>3486567
Great idea, giant-yet-still-not-as-big-as-the-other-robot guy! We'll take him down from the inside!
>>3486621
>>3486621
I'll keep that in mind the next time I find myself at a liquor store, Kaito. You ever infuse your own stuff?
>>3486639
SUCKERS!!
>>3486639
...
>>3486639
I'm gloomy...
>>3486639
It's two against one, you have no chance.
>>3486646
I'm not weak, I'm strong. Just watch this.
>tries to lift weights
>hurts self and dies
>>3486639
I DID jusst join thisss picnic earlier, right? Pleasse tell me I'm not going inssane
>>3486638
I think you might like 'er, she's pretty...reserved, sorta like you.
>>3486621
>I don't really remember that part, I was just talking about the "canon"-ified gag reel
>>3486671
Is that your catchphrase?
>>3486639
Sir, I have to do this, but I'm gonna have to ask you to leave the store. Can't be havin someone eatin someone else's ordah. Now you two ladies, don't you worry none. We'll whip up anothah batch right quick, on the house!
>>3486637
So...you're some sorta fried chicken god? ...That's pretty freakin' awesome, man.
>>3486639
I got nothing! Can't see him from down here! What's the situation up top?
>>3486621
>Creepy. I used zalgotext over his usual broke as fuck English, so that was interesting. He also tried to eat Ichimatsu, but figured he was inanimate when he didn't struggle to escape.
>>3486638
Keep the money.
>>3486639
Their music sucks.
>>3486701
Poyo....
Evening people
>>3486697
...I guess you could say that.
>>3486639
Just Invite that guy, I don't care.
>>3486676
How foolish of your part.
That's why some Youkai thinks that Humans are more stupid than a Fairy.
>>3486707
You're already perfect.
Have an image
And in the end, there was only one...
>>3486690
You find me to be reserved?
>>3486709
...Very well. You have my thanks.
>The traveler returns their coin-pouch to its rightful place.
>>3486724
Hello.
>>3486724
>pets
>>3486730
As long as I don't die, I don't care what happens
>>3486639
This doesn't seem all that Safe...
>>3486653
I have a question... Have you named them?
>>3486660
Huh...? What do you mean?
>>3486690
>Yeah it's a little weird...
>>3486709
>Dude how do I miss all these funny things...?
>>3486730
Ah, what happened to this castle...?
>>3486164
>>3486701
Sir, I hate* to do this. Gettin my words all mixed up.
>>3486671
C'mon now, cheer up! We got more chicken comin in fast!
>>3486707
That's about right, cept I only control the best damn fried chicken out there, KFC!
>>3486723
You heard me, or do I have to call the po-lice on ya? Shoulda waited in line like everyone else.
>>3486727
I say it a lot too.
>>3486766
>>3486724
Heya.
>>3486738
Well, maybe...stoic. Serious, y'know?
>>3486738
You're that one traveler aren't you?
>>3486756
Eeheee...
>
>>3486632
You shouldn't be worryin' about that! Use whatever makes you happy about what you worked on! I don't mind if it's that one y'know?
>>3486730
>Makina waves a wand over her newly acquired magic playset and whips out a lil' ball with a sword.
Abra-cada-bra! Wait... are the two of you this stunned by what happened that you're just lyin' there on the ground or somethin'?
>>3486730
Hijos de puta, robando dulces...Not cool guys...not fucking cool!
>>3486729
Much appreciated, you handsome yet familiar devil, you.
>>3486730
No, no, see...I AM Kirby! I just ate an ant...or something.
So, superhero team-up or what?
>>3486792
Hello... Aussa was it? Been a while since I've talked to you
>>3486730
Uh...thanks?
>>3486738
Not an issue.
>>3486724
The hell are you?
>>3486766
>Since old Arakunefag seems to have kicked the bucket, I always could pull him back down from Imgur.
Goin' fer chicken. Thinkin' El Pollo Loco?
Gambling is pretty fun, but don't overdo it, or else you may end up without any of your money left. Just like those poor suckers.
And suddenly tons of other people are getting whips. Dunno where they're getting them from, I don't even know how one of them is using it, but a weapon is still a weapon.
...
...w-w-why is it so fucking a-annoying... w--w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w--w-when people in talk like this...~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~!?
...
>>3486766
Oh, you can infuse higher proof alcohol by letting various food items soak in it for a few weeks or so. Like you can add fruit, vanilla, cinnamon, damn near anything you want the flavor of in your booze. Vodka is usually the spirit of choice, given its neutral nature, but you can do it with other stuff. For instance, I finished some pretty tasty banana tequila a month or so ago. Just chopped up a banana, added it to the bottle, and let it sit for a month, then strained it.
>>3486828
Whelp.
>>3486829
Why are you getting autistic over text?
>>3486828
>Both of my tributes died to the same event
You have to be shitting me!
>>3486829
Probably the same reason posts like yours are.
>>3486828
I didn't see that one coming.
>>3486829
Because you get easily triggered
>>3486778
I'm not hungry, but thanks for offering...
>>3486787
Then we've got more in common than I thought.
>>3486828
I'm sure you can top that if you really try.
>>3486778
Damn right, sir. Lemme tell ya, I used to live off the stuff back in uni.
>>3486828
...There's a joke about ants at a picnic somewhere here.
>>3486829
STAND BACK, CITIZENS! AT THIS VERY MOMENT, MY LEGION OF ANTS ARE TAKING CARE OF THIS VILLAIN! GO, MY FRIENDS! GO!
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
>>3486829
Because you're an easily-buttblasted autist. Here's a (you).
>>3486828
I never thought of a whip being such an effective weapon.
>>3486825
C'mon now boy, you almost certainly got a KFC with your name on it nearby!
>>3486828
Butter my biscuit, that was a tremendous blow! If I had a hat, I'd be taken it off right about now!
>>3486860
>stocking is amane
cool
<<3486829
Who knows?
>>3486825
>looks like I went and inspired someone, kek
>still watching their music videos
>>3486819
I'm a Gengar... You?
>>3486791
Ah.. I suppose you can't if you don't talk... S-sorry.
>>3486819
>No pressure though, you don't really have to, it's your choice man.
>>3486828
Ah, you're surprisingly good, this is pretty fun...
>>3486845
... And you're worried about me abusing alcohol...? I never heard of that before...
>>3486818
Eh, I've been pretty focused, myself, but yeah, right on th'money.
>>3486828
HEE-HOHOHOHOHOHO
>>3486860
GIT
GUD
FAGGOT
>>3486792
I suppose I am quite serious.
Is that a bad thing?
>>3486802
That is a very vague question.
>>3486819
Well, unless you have something else you need of me, I suppose I shall be on my way.
...
...
...
...
W-W-W-W-W-W-W-W-W-W-W-W-W-W-HELLO EVERYONE I THINK~!?
>>3486829
D-Does... it bother you~?
>>3486829
>That's a bit of an exaggeration.
>>3486899
>>3486828
TYRANT RAVE!
>He strikes the ground with a fiery punch, cracking the planet nearly in two.
Nothing special.
>>3486819
Sol Badguy. "A" Gengar?
>>3486901
No nigger, I meant both Blue Beetle and Stocking died to the same exact event, on the same exact slide.
>>3486919
>>3486945
So you're Seija and Blue Beetle? Fuckin sweet.
>>3486932
So peaceful...
