HG thread.
189th Express Games (reposting the bloodbath)
>>3479980
Oh.. Alright, that's fine.
I've got friends, other friends, yeah.
Don't worry about it.
>>3480039
Fine. Just enjoying the peace and quiet.
>>3480000
I killed a lot of innocent people when I had no choice. Is that ''enrichment''? Then I want nothing to do with it!
>>3480020
My food! MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE!
>>3480118
>hugs the doppio
shh is okay bby
>>3479840
Thank you. Traveling is what I live for after all, even though I somehow end coming to this place in the middle of my many journeys. My name is Kino.
>>3480020
...No one is coming to take supplies? Weird, I wonde if...
>Kino puts her revolver back on its holster
There.
>>3479971
...What? Two in the afternoon is to late for a morning spirit lift...
>>3480104
Stay away Kloppo...
>>3480104
>>3480020
Fine then. Later.
>>3480049
>Olives, heights, chewing with your mouth open, enclosed spaces.
>>3480020
>>3480104
Running and fleeing. Well those're at least things that I'm good at.
>>3480049
Leaving my mom's basement.
>>3480079
This.
Mikan/Blue Beetle telling about that shit on Mother's day was a pathetic cry for attention.
rock climbing girls <3
>God is the final boss
>he's a cunt
>>3479975 (Aussa)
That's too bad, man. Nothin like knowin you got a squad of dudes that'd die for you at your back.
>>3479979 (Jack Frost)
Still a lil hung over, huh? Walk it off, man, and get some food in you.
>>3480000 (Subaru)
Still have to be playin till I'm 97 or 98. There a damn good reason I said 7, and even 7 is insane.
>>3480020
>>3480104
Already got a team man, and off season ain't started yet. Best a luck tho!
>>3480118
You alright there dude?
>Rin opens the door to her office, already holding a bottle of vodka in hand.
Looks like I'm just in time to enjoy a nice drink while waiting for the next game. Who's in?
>>3480111
It won't happen
>>3480080
Shush.
>>3480134
Good luck in the game ! I hope you'll win
>>3480150
WAKE UP, ANIKI!
>>3480147
>Everything is attention whoring
>>3480159
It will!
>>3480118
What's up man? You need some change or something? I think I got at least two bucks to spare in my piggy pank at home.
>>3480150
>implying god exists
:^)
>>3480104
You're in the way.
>>3480049
Almost every single one of you.
>>3480175
bank*
Man. I'm such a loser.
>>3480104
>>3480135
Gods, you coulda just asked.
>Begins booking it away
>>3479980
>>3480118
I think nothin' in exchange for nothin' is a pretty good trade.
>>3480153
I'd rather they not do that for me, myself.
>look at update for game
>25-20 min
>start reading posts
>look back
>3 hours
>>3480165
>publicly announcing that your mother has been deceased for years on Mother's day
>not attention whoring
>>3480096(boring girl)
I can't see why anyone wouldn't wake up after hours of sleeping...unless they're dead.
>>3480109(Aussa-tan)
It's...uh...s-stop trying to poke holes in my exercise!
>>3480135
Y-You're starting to bum me out now...
>>3480137
It's nice to meet you, Kino! I'm Subaru, but you can call me Subaru if you'd like. So Kino, why is it that you keep coming back here? You've got me interested now.
>>3480143
Says the person that dies whenever they try to encourage themself. How do you expect to make it anywhere in life if you can't do yourself a favor like this?
>>3480177
If god doesnt exist, why does he have a name?
>>3480136
At least boss loves me..
>Cries
>>3480153
Yep, just fine.
I totally love spending birthdays alo- I-I mean, with my other friends, yep.
>>3480175
No, I don't really need money, I've got plenty ah that.
Maybe just people to spend it with would be nice.
>>3480157
I could go for a drink.
>>3480186
I guess that's a fatal one...
>a loud roar can be heard from deep below
>>3480186
How did a head...
Screw it, I'm leaving.
>>3480118
Hee-uh, sorry, ho. I guess I hee-forgot, ho.
>>3480080
Hee-didn't you hee-ask me to do something at hee-3?
>>3480109
Sure, ho.
>He rubs his eyes.
>>3480153
Hee-okay, dude.
>He pulls out a Kit-kat, and starts to eat it.
>>3480014
I'm sure with a lot, lot, lot, lot, of exercise you can get one like mine!
>>3479941
Nope!
>>3479983
NO, MEKA! M E K A !
>>3480157
You a cop?
>>3480186
Huh? Did I drive over something?
>>3480199
I can find a way to do make it without having to yell like an idiot every day, I'm sure lots of people can.
>>3480199
Exactly my point!...whatever your name is!
>>3480153
...How about 17 instead?
>>3480157
I'd rather you rub my back for me instead. I think I slept funny, and now my whole back hurts.
>>3480159
I didn't even say anything, Ocelot...
>>3480186
>>3480184
What's the big idea, guy? What'd I ever do to you that pissed you off that much?
>>3480186
I thought I disabled you...crafty, crafty.
>>3480211
An omnic? Here? Oh, come on!
>>3480211
God damn it not this thing again... Didn't my poison finish it off??
>>3480157
Isn't it a little too early for a drink, or two?
>>3480203
You just said you got friends, so I thought I'd get you the second most important thing in life, money.
>>3480186
Wait. You mean turning on him and not turning him on, right?
>>3480229
>>3480210
it isn't
we just need better coverage
>>3480157
Depends on what that is.
>>3480186
Ow! Dagnabbit.
>>3480199
Hey, you've got every right 'ta it, it's just not my style.
>>3480218
You don't sound that certain.
>>3480211
What in the...?
>>3480157
I'd take you on that offer, but I'm currently in the middle of combat.
>>3480186
We have no time to mourn over our lost team member. Let's move on...
>>3480237
See ! That's why I told you to shut up, before I knew you would talk !
>>3480104
It already begun?
Better be careful!
>>3480080
Indeed, people putting things without effort or soul is something that usually results on something dull and stale.
Keep believing about the things you want and they will turn pretty good, probably for today or maybe for another day.
>>3480186
Let's pretend that never happen, right?
>>3480211
...What is that noise?
>>3480244
Oh, yeah, 'course I do.
Yep.
Friends.
>>3480211
...
>He tightens his grip.
Great.
>>3480248
ice pick > ice man
get meme'd on kid
>>3480248
Keep everyone away from us, ok?
>>3480237
Let's say I'm trying to turn on your good side, because it'd be pretty hard to turn on you if I don't even know you.
>>3480248
No matter how fast you run, you can't outrun me kitty cat.
>>3480248
No worries, I got it.
>>3480211
Sounds like it's time for lunch.
>>3480218
Oh...oh yeah! We still need to fight!
>he punts Jack across the room
I'm the strongest!
>>3480234
That's definitely possible, but you're going to make yourself depressed if you don't make yourself feel euphoric every now and again!
>>3480235
Natsuki Subaru! It's a pleasure to meet you, woman!
>>3480199
But I thought humans liked the truth...Was I wrong then?
>>3480248
Ooooh, I am thirsty!
>Without thinking, she grabs the left glass
>>3480248
Smart move.
>>3480258
Albania wins.
>>3480248
My, my.
Someone is being just rude.
>>3480248
Oh, look a camera! They can't spot us if we take it out!
>Fires cannons at the camera
>>3480203
Aw shit man, it's your birthday!? You go plans already, cause we could totally hit the town tonight!
>>3480218
Whoa, not that sugary shit! You like eggs, bacon, that kind a stuff?
>>3480237
...Ok, 17, but that number probably gonna change.
>>3480248
Dude, how many times I gotta say not to call me nig?
>>3480248
After two days in the desert sun
My skin began to turn red
>>3480204
>Rin takes a seat at her desk.
Well then, pull up a chair. I've got plenty to go around.
>>3480211
Shhh, it's drinking time.
>>3480223
That all depends; am I getting paid to be one?
>Rin chuckles, pouring herself a drink.
>>3480237
Oh, don't be such a baby. I'm sure you'll get over it soon, Subaru.
>>3480244
It's always a good time for a drink.
>Rin sips some alcohol straight from the bottle.
My offer is still on the table.
>>3480250
Have you had vodka before?
You don't look like the drinking type.
>>3480253
Well I'd hate to impair your fighting ability. I'll try and save some for you.
>>3480263
Man, I'm kinda jealous of you. My only friends are all like ten year older than me. It must be cool to have proper ones.
>>3480308
>>3480263
younger*
I just keep messing up. Maybe I should slow down a little.
>>3480306
In another time, I would've haunted you untill the end of days, miss. But I am a good girl now...So I will forgive you!
>>3480199
You said your name twice. Subaru. This country unlike many others I've visited works in a very particualr way. While everyone within a country share the same culture and way of living, each one of the inabitants of this colosseum are from different places.
>>3480248
Today has been a good day for fishing, just look at this, Hermes!
[Yeah, you're so glad you can eat, unlike me...]
>>3480297
They aren't and they will not
>>3480248
>>3480250
Let's stop arguing and start sleeping. I wish you the best of luck watching over us. Don't get any funny ideas, though. I know I'm attractive, but that doesn't give you the right to touch me.
>>3480258
Don't say anything if I'm already quite! That defeats the whole purpose of what you're trying to tell me!
>>3480260
So far it's just living. Other than that I can't think of too many other things I can put my heart and soul into.
>>3480222
Yes, l hear you, Mecha the mecha
>>3480285
Ema Skye! It's a pleasure to meet you, Natsuki!
>>3480248
Hee-maybe I could get some DECENT hee-coffee in this hee-ho.
>>3480250
What ya hee-talking about, ho? I'm fine!
>>3480285
Hee-ye-
>The snowman gets launched over to the other side of the room!
>100!
...Hee-oh, like that, ho?
>The snowman stands up.
>>3480300
Did you hee-say bacon, ho? Uh, yeah, hee-why?
>>3480306
Hee-bu-
Wait what.
>>3480307
Alcohol? I can barely stand th'scent, myself.
>>3480337
Didn't exactly come 'ta mind. Just sleep, doofus.
>>3480306
>He melts all the icicles.
Idiot.
>>3480337
It's funny because I asked you to do something and you're still doing the opposite of it
>>3480307
>>3480285
>>3480265
>>3480260
>>3480250
>>3480241
>>3480239
>The large Wyvern is spotted in the far distance, as it decimates nearby ships.
>>3480306
Jeez, you guys suck at this. It can't be that hard to hit something moving with the speed of sound, right? I'm not even trying here.
>>3480307
No thanks, but I could take a coke if you have one in your fridge.
>he speeds in the office and looks through her fride in a second
Why'd you even buy tomato juice over soda?
>>3480359
no deal
>>3480307
I guess a chair might be better than the floor.
>The small woman grabs a seat and sets herself down in it.
>>3480278
Turning on someone's good side doesn't make sense. The deal should be we're already on good terms right from the get-go so there's no fighting going on between us.
>>3480287
I do, but it's shocking to see someone as proper as you killing people, you know? I never would have guessed you were that strong.
>>3480300
Change to 27? That's the kind of talk I like, Wiggins!
>>3480307
I'll get over it faster if you do me this solid and rub my back.
>>3480349
It's not safe playing with fire when you're yourself made of snow. No need to thank me.
post what youre listening to and guess avas
>>3480349
Just a feeling, considerin' your tone.
>>3480363
Oh, gods, that...is Eria's forte.
>She sighs to herself, adjusting the grip on her scythe as she starts to jog in the direction
>>3480306
Did you hear that Hermes? Together we can jump that cliff to the other side if we believe.
[You're crazy!]
>>3480307
I appreciate it, I don't really drink alcohol but I won't turn down this chance either. Call me Kino, and this is...
[Hermes.]
What he said.
>>3480363
>He sighs.
Aren't you things supposed to be in stasis? Whatever...
>He waits for it to come closer.
>>3480359
Tch...you caught me by surprise. Don't let it go to your head.
>>3480359
Stealing pizza and raiding trucks are pretty close to each other. I could do this in my dream.
>>3480375
I don't know you. I'm on no terms with you kid.
>>3480382
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QE1ScwL4Jmo
>>3480382
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h_D3VFfhvs4
>>3480382
https://youtu.be/ZmZ6_tbLgXM
>>3480359
After three days in the desert fun
I was looking at a river bed
>>3480392
>>3480363
>scythe
>Staff
>God help me I'm confusing my avas' weapons
>>3480349
I gotchu, man.
>Turns his head back, calling out
Ay man, can we get a skillet breakfast over here? Thanks dude!
>Looks back toward you
On its way!
>>3480359
>>3480373
My man! Knew you wouldn't accept that low ball contract!
>>3480375
...Yeah, let's go with that.
>>3480382
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NynPFnpcAA4
>>3480382
People talking in the background at my house.
>>3480363
EBIN RP BATTLE IN COMING GUYS
SOPHISTOS GET READY
phew, Vhat a day...
Hello everyone.
How are you all doing?
>>3480328
Yeah, it is kind of interesting, isn't it? I feel bland coming from earth, but it's nice hearing about all the different stories people have to offer!
>>3480344
Ah, I like that name! It makes you sound important, kind of like a journalist! It has a sharp edge to it!
>>3480349
Yeah, now bring on! Show me what you're made of!
>>3480350
Alright, as you wish.
>he slowly drifts off into dreamland
>>3480359
There you go, cutie! You're in good care now!
>>3480424
How kind of you Kino~
>>3480424
Hey! I stole that fairly! You can't just eat something else stash!
>>3480350
>She sighs.
I figured as much. More for me, I suppose.
>>3480363
>Rin groans and returns to her drink.
They're not paying me enough for this. They're not paying me at all...
>>3480370
I'm not the only one who uses this office, you know.
If that were the case, I'd be keeping some spare alcohol in there.
>>3480374
>While the girl does this, Rin pours her some vodka into a shot glass and sets it across the desk from herself.
Now then, I suppose I should introduce myself.
>She takes a swig from her bottle.
I'm Rin Asougi, and this is Asougi Counselling.
>>3480375
Are you going to pay me?
>>3480397
>Rin lowers her bottle.
Hmm... I think I may already be drunk.
>>3480382
>no surprises but always listen to this whilst bringing the monster out
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=X05I-OgUPO8
>>3480363
God damn it, this thing is persistent...
>shoots a shadowball at the thing
>>3480435
How's it going, medic?
>>3480424
Let go of me!
>>3480434
Get enough, and we won't have to do anything at all.
>>3480360
...
>>3480363
Ohh, this is like Godzilla, right?!
>>3480410
I'm what you'd call Natsuki Subaru. I do nothing but play video games all day and exercise occasionally.
Now we're on semi-good terms.
>>3480424
Typical...
>>3480380
...Hee-you stupid...
>>3480392
Nah, I'm hee-fine, ho!
>>3480426
Hee-oh, thanks! Hee-how much did it cost, hee-ho?
>>3480437
...You are hee-asking for it, ho.
>Jack Frost rushes over to Subaru, and punches him in the face
Hee-ho!
>>3480382
Good luck with this one.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=413mY_mI_z4
>>3480456
typo
even though I looked over these events dozens of times
>>3480437
Really? I've never had anyone say that before. I'm actually a detective, but now that I think about it really does sound like a journalist's name.
>>3480435
Hello
>>3480445
Nice to meet you miss Asougi, you can call me Yuubari.
>She downs the shot in one go.
>>3480468
Good dog
>>3480306
...I guess they disliked that noise.
>>3480337
Keep thinking about something that you would put more effort than usual, maybe there will be someone that will help you on your way.
>>3480359
I don't need those supplies, with the things I have it's enough.
>>3480363
...Perhaps with this foe I would test my abilities.
>>3480382
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vFSbGcJW9xU
>>3480445
Yeah, I'll pay you. Hop to it already.
>>3480478
>10
Ha! You call that a punch! Your fist feels like a stuffed animal's hand!
>he flicks Jack's forehead
>>3480488
I didn't expect someone like you to have these kind of reflexes, Bill.
>>3480382
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H8Qp38qT-xI
>>3480493
>The fucking shark
>>3480445
Yes, but tomato juice is like next levels of weird. I can't even imagine anyone else besides my mom buying stuff like this. I'd get a new office if I were you.
>>3480468
Sbuaru. Yes, I got that. Like the car.
>he is already looking through your vallet that just appeared in his hand
I sometimes wonder why people have vallets when they don't have any money.
>>3480488
I've had worse, but not one of them was this bizarre.
>>3480515
Literally everyone.
>>3480460
It's been a tiring day at vork and zhe AC braking didn't help.
but I'm glad to finally be done for today.
so, How are you?
>>3480491
Hello Miss, How are you doing?
>>3480478
Chef is on a salary, so whatever the ingredients were. Couldn't be much at all.
>>3480488
Uh, I think you mighta been outta the league if you didn't. Kinda lucky you ain't gettin suspended for a long time, frankly.
>>3480526
>he said post what you're listening too, not something related to your ava
>>3480489
A detective is just as good as a journalist! I bet it gets kind of gruesome sometimes. Have you ever seen anything that made you throw-up before?
>>3480493
I'M NOT A DOG, I'M A MAN!
>>3480499
Uh...I mean, I want people to like me and think I'm a great guy like my father. Does that count?
>>3480526
But I don't like the Gorillaz.
>>3480437
>She rolls her eyes, simply leaning against her staff
>>3480445
Sorry, lady, just aint my thing, didn't mean no offense.
>>3480478
Well, hey, if ya say so.
>>3480523
wallet*
I think I should rest.
>>3480523
>>3480488
>The dream resembles an old west gunfight over the damsel in distress.
>He faces Monsoon.
Alright then pardner. Quickest draw wins. Feelin' lucky?
>>3480543
Today's your lucky day.
>>3480541
He said guess the ava.
>>3480545
God you're annoying
>>3480392
>soon you will need to dive in as you reach the coastline.
>>3480409
>it seems its too busy demolishing the ships and eating their crew to notice you.
>>3480449
>your shadowballs do tiny damage to it but from this extremely long range a lot of them will miss. >Hope ghosts arn't afraid to get wet
>>3480499
>>3480468
>As you reach the coastline, If you wish to slay it you must swim
>>3480534
I'm alright, chilling out and having a drink. How're you doing?
>>3480543
>>3480375
An ugly truth is better than a beautiful veil of lies, mister...I think.
>>3480514
..Alright, I was hee-going easy on you, ho. Seems like you hee-really want it, ho.
Hee-bufa!
>A small group of icicles, about 3 or 4, are formed. They launch themselves at Subaru.
>>3480538
I'll hee-pay for it, ho! Still, thanks, sir!
>>3480543
Perfect. Just when I was about to switch to a new song.
>>3480543
Don't assume I can't see you Bill
>>3480382
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CteS9v9sK3E
>>3480445
Perhaps, but what you're watching is happening for real, this bike can talk.
[And I'm very fast!]
>>3480437
The fact t that everyone here is a representative for a totally different world, it's like traveling without leaving at all.
[But that would leave me useless, Kino...]
>The bike begins talking.
>>3480543
You will get used to a talking Motorbike soon enough, miss...serpent?
>>3480545
No, but your hair is making me pretty close.
>>3480523
Vallets? I think you mean wal--
HEY, HOW THE HELL DID YOU TAKE THAT FROM ME?!
>>3480543
At least I got a good look at your package while you did it~
>>3480553
AAAAAND TIME TO WAKE UP!
Good morning, Aussa-tan! How're you today?
>>3480568
You're the one acting all mean and tough for literally no reason at all! Who the hell pissed in your cereal today?!
>>3480382
https://youtu.be/nLsXJitaiVo
>>3480567
Ah, thought that was a jab at me for not posting something ava related. My bad. though I'm not "everyone" sadly
>>3480382
https://youtu.be/bf11-ruYgOo
>>3480578
nice rp
>>3480534
Busy, but alright. I hate the heat that comes with this season though.
>>3480382
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X1xfoaAsp0I
Wow u gaiz will never guess this one xDDD
>>3480578
...
>He seems conflicted.
Christ...What a drag.
>He tosses a medium sized fireball in its general direction.
>>3480621
>He snores.
>>3480584
Nah nah nah, it's my food anyways, and I got too much clogging up the fridge anyway.
>>3480621
Gets cold as fuck during the winter. Could you imagine like, if you got stranded somehow?
>>3480491
Oh please. Just call me Rin.
>Rin holds the bottle's neck out towards the girl.
More?
>>3480514
>Rin smiles.
I don't operate like that.
At least, not for small tasks like that.
>>3480523
>Rin sips some alcohol.
I don't keep the goods in the fridge anyways.
>>3480553
I suppose we can still talk.
>Rin pours herself a glass.
What's your name?
>>3480603
Well... I guess I've seen stranger things.
Since you both introduced yourself, I will follow. I'm Rin, and this is Asougi Counseling.
>>3480565
I don't feel pretty lucky, but I feel like I can do this. How about this?
3...2...1...
>he tries to run up to him using his super speed but it's a nightmare and his powers refuse to work
Damn...
>he's shot to death and wakes up
>>3480424
>>3480439
I think I made a mistake...
>>3480636
Junko
>>3480578
N-No thanks, I didn't bring my bathing suit today...
>>3480582
I wouldn't worry much about that. You're plenty beautiful, despite you being a murderous wench!
>>3480584
>666
>he falls to the ground, thriving in pain
Th-that's cheating! It's supposed to be a fist fight, not a magic fight!
>>3480603
...S-So you come from a world where bikes can talk? That's...kind of scary. You better make sure that bike's not a pervert.
>I'm trying to guess but I just don't know.
>>3480578
Well, it'll be a half-test'a my abilities....
>She jumps in to the air, landing on a flat slab of crystal that burst out of the ground underfoot, which she then proceeds to ride across the water, continuing out.
>>3480608
Gee, take a guess, considerin' how long I've been up.
>>3480653
Aussa, Aussa the Earth Charmer.
>She grins, offering a brief wave
>>3480488
I'll make you sure to stay alive during this round, Mister.
I don't mind those pointless conflicts... but it's better to never cross paths again.
>>3480543
Ah, a tool?
Perhaps will be pretty useful for someone else.
>>3480545
Your father must have been someone pretty respectable.
but, how do you plan to achieve such goal?
>>3480621
Sweet dreams.
>>3480661
No.
>>3480671
P-please don't call me bad words. I don't want to kill anyone innocent ever again! And I told you that I had no choice.....
>>3480617
its still better than your "hello, give me attention" posts, m8
>>3480658
I don't bite, no need to be afraid, lil' boy. I'll be a kind master for you.
>>3480604
My hair? What's so bad about my hair? I've been told it's the only thing about me that's cool.
>>3480653
Just come out and say what it is you want from me. Stop with these stupid riddles that force me to think about things.
>>3480671
Hee-you never said that, ho.
>He kicks Subaru
>>3480682
...I hee-don't know if I hate this or hee-like it, ho.
>>3480653
Mmm..One more, if I drink too much I won't be able to fight effectively. So what brings you out here Rin? Do you fight too?
>>3480711
Nah, I ain't posted nothing.
>>3480711
No. Wiggins hasn't played either of them as far as I know.
>>3480711
Excellent, why don't you join us?
>>3480608
Yes, yes, mistakes were made. Took what by the way?
>there's nothing in hand anymore
I did nothing at all.
>>3480653
Wait, that means you got some soda somewhere hidden?
>he searches through the entire office in a few seconds
I only found a can of peanut butter and some aspirin. I guess that's almost as good as some soda.
>>3480578
Ugh my shadowballs start to dissipate before they hit...
darts just over the water towards the creature, but not too close.
>>3480682
I feel sorry for you, Little guy.
Unfortunately there's nothing that I can do.
>>3480710
Whoever said that is dead wrong. It looks awful on you.
>>3480703
>defending cringy RP by comparing it to cringy RP
>>3480734
Who's hungry?
>>3480677
It's been 30 minutes, right? A lot can change in 30 minutes. Hopefully nothing attacked you in that long amount of time.
>>3480681
I'm not really sure exactly, but I think getting everyone hyped for no reason is a good way to start, right? I mean, who doesn't like getting motivated during the day?
>>3480689
Then you're forgiven, but it might mean more to you if you talk to the relatives of the people you've killed...i-if they're still alive, that is.
>>3480711
>Image
>>3480724
I know, I vas only joking.
>>3480732
Alvrite.
It sure does feels good to be back here after so long.
>>3480617
(Thanks anon)
>>3480647
>After a long ass time, the fireball connects
!
>The wyvern starts searching its surroundings only to find-
>>3480677
>>3480747
>The wyvern spots Aussa and roars in rage. Fortunately you were too far for it to deafen you.
>>3480711
I don't know, people who like warm weather?
>>3480765
I'm definitely not going to the feast.
>>3480775
Uhm.....I don't know...I don't evne know where and when i did..so may bad things.
Mister? Sorry for bringing it up. I don't want to talk about it..
>>3480776
It's good to see you again.
>>3480677
That's quite a title. You can just call me Rin.
>She sips her drink.
This is Asougi Counseling. Welcome.
>>3480710
It's common to pay for things with money, isn't it?
>>3480716
Yes, sometimes.
>Rin refills the girl's glass.
Coming here it quite entertaining. It adds a lot to an otherwise boring life.
>>3480738
Soda isn't good for the health, you know.
>She drinks more vodka.
>>3480760
Cringy ar peee is the norm here, genius.
There has never been decent arpee. so there's no point in bitching about it
>>3480760
>Saying hi is cringy
Cause no one ever says hi in real life.
>>3480671
[Who are you calling a pervert?]
Hermes is unique, I've spent most of my lfie traveling and I've yet to find another vehicle that can talk like him. Don't worry he's not a pervert, I'm sure of this fact myself.
>>3480653
Pleased to meet you Miss Rin. Asougi Counseling?
>Kino takes a look around your office.
...
>>3480709
I don't think I'm fit to serve someone yet, traveling keeps me really busy...and I'm a girl, miss...dog?
[Nice mistress Kino! Hahahah!]
Shut up.
*fuck*
>>3480765
>>3480785
W R O N G !
>>3480682
Keep yourself alive.
>>3480765
How do you even use this...
>>3480781
Stupid mage...
>He throws a few larger ones in an attempt to distract it or make it uninterested.
>>3480715
>20
I-I give up! You're too strong! Please God Jack, have mercy on my poor, defenseless soul!
>>3480738
You're a magician, aren't you? Well, I can do the same thing!
>he brings his hands out to show you there's nothing in them
See this, right? Nothing's in my hands. They're completely empty.
>he closes them for a few seconds, waves them around, then opens them back up to show you there's 500 yen in his hand
Ta-da! Magic at it's finest!
>>3480757
S-So what? Who cares what you think about how great my hair objectively is anyways?
>>3480801
>There has never been decent arpee
Hoshi and Adachi.
>>3480785
>stares at boobs
>>3480825
>Is too busy shitposting the Konosuba thread on /a/ to attend the feast
>>3480775
30 minutes? Coulda sworn it was all night.
>>3480781
>Nonetheless, she flinches, before throwing her hand up in a peaceful gesture
Now, now, it wasn't me....
>>3480799
Title? Practically my name, at this point. Wait, counselin'?
>>3480839
Hee-humans aren't normally this hee-weak, ho.
>He stops kicking.
Hee-do you need a hee-healing spell, or?
>>3480825
And that's the end of the line for me.
>>3480834
>Don't think I didn't spot that
>>3480799
Boring? Have you considered a career change? I've been thinking after I finish with a few things that I might learn to do something else.
>>3480842
Adachi's a shitposter and Hoshi's a shitposter who occasionally regurgitates shit verbatim from his source material.
HG is literally babbeh's first RP community and it shows.
>>3480784
zhat vas just a saying...
>>3480797
A lot sure has changes since I last left...
also, do you know if Soviet left for good or not?
>>3480793
No problem! We can talk about whatever else you want to talk about, ma'am! I'm good for whatever conversation you want to have!
>>3480799
I'll give you a high-five and some encouragement if that's what you want.
>>3480808
But you sit on him. For all you know he's feeling your butt up for hours on end.
>>3480842
They are both as good/bad as most people here anon.
>>3480808
>>3480825
Well, it seems you got the freedom you wanted.
Last time I'm adopting a human pet, I swear.
>>3480842
Can't we a single day that doesn't have someone trying to start shit?
>>3480825
Aw fudge.
>>3480854
>she looks down at her boobs as well
Are they gonna do a circus act or something? What's so interesting about them, anon?
>>3480839
Obviously you don't. I'll let you think what ever you want to think. Ignorance is bliss, after all.
>>3480765
>Kino fires her gun at the last second before the train runs over Sunset.
...I couldn't.
>>3480882
Nope.
>>3480808
I like to think of myself as a problem solver. A jack of all trades.
>Rin tops off her glass and gets up from her chair.
I help people. So long as they pay for it, that is.
>>3480857
It's mostly just a name, but I do help people as my business. I'm a jack of all trades.
>>3480869
Ah, but it's this job that makes my life all the better.
>She drinks some more.
Plus, it's hard to find a job where you can drink as much as you please, when you please.
>>3480874
I have plenty of each, but thanks for the offer.
>>3480873
So outside of your work how have you been doing?
>>3480873
I'm not entirely sure, but I think I've seen him recently.
>>3480883
You should make them
>>3480857
It didn't feel like it was all know. I only remember 30 minutes of my dream, so I can only guess it was 30 minutes.
>>3480858
That would be lovely if you could do that for me.
>>3480882
But this place is shit and full of shitty people.
>>3480825
>P+K+S+HS
>236236HS
Napalm...DEATH!
>DESTROYED!
>>3480867
>I didn't think you wouldn't.
>>3480887
Uh...thanks?
>>3480888
>>3480874
Uhm...mister? Why is that beast angry at us?
>>3480781
>>3480799
Saying that while you're drinking alcohol isn't the best way to convince me to stop.
>he opens it up and starts eating peanut butter straight out of the jar
I almost forgot to ask. Why do you have this office? Please tell me you're a lawyer, because I really need one of those after I stole a few CD's, few hundred CD's to be specific.
>>3480839
Man, you're really good at this. I almost couldn't see through that.
Wait, check this one out.
>he opens his hands and your 500 yen is in it
See? I can do that too. Also here's your wallet. I almost lost it while went to the toilet.
>he hands him the wallet
>>3480775
Well, there's nothing wrong with a little boost on the day.
Although, just my opinion, that doesn't seemed to have some impact.
Consider the following, If you haven't done that earlier, things will stay pretty much the same?
>>3480897
I suppose it is. Why don't you work more then?
>>3480781
>Gengar shoots more shadow balls at it as he gets closer
>>3480923
I-I think you're taking this a little too far...
>>3480914
Hee-Diarahan..
>A green glow surrounds Subaru, quickly healing all of his wounds
>>3480897
Aaand...help how, then?
>>3480914
...Most peoples' perception'a time shifts while they're asleep, y'know.
>>3480923
Peace! It's like everyone got tired!
>>3480910
Maybe you should go to a real circus for that one, I'm sure there's plenty of girls who'd be willing to go with you.
>>3480923
Looks like those all-nighters are really getting to me!
>>3480926
>She looks over at the young man and speaks under her breath
Huh..Nah, that wouldn't work out..
>>3480974
I'm sure he will be glad to see you again.
>>3480974
He's here on weekends primarily. Got a job a couple months ago.
>>3480877
My most sincere apologies, but to survive in this fight I have to eliminate all of you with no exceptions.
>Kino respectfully bows.
>>3480874
Hermes is a vehicle, how else am I supposed to ride him if not by sitting on him? He's just a machine with...a consciousness.
>>3480897
A rather common profession, but respectable nonetheless.
>Kino sniffs around the room, feeling the scent of alcohol and tobacco
...Although you cannot help your own problems, apparently.
>>3480886
You're the only person that has told me my hair was horrible, so if anyone's ignorant, it's you.
>>3480897
Does this mean you won't rub my back?
>>3480925
I-I have nothing to do with it. You're all on your own with that thing, girl. I'm not looking to die here today.
>>3480926
B-But it was just in my front pocket! When did you even find the time to take it, and then use the bathroom?!
A-And please tell me you washed your hands after you were done...
>>3480935
As expected, I guess. I'm sure you've already figured it out, but I'm horrible with trying to change my life around for the better. It's not as easy as TV makes it look.
I want Aussa's mom dead
>>3480974
>image
>>3480873
Soviet was here yesterday.
>>3480966
Oh hey, you look great in a bodysuit!
>>3480982
That last slide was necessary
>>3480989
So does Aussa
>>3480923
Buzz off.
>>3480966
Don't say a word.
>>3480988
Well, uh, maybe I'm the only one with some common sense!
>>3480969
They won't have big boobs like that though
>>3480781
What the fuck is that thing?
>>3480974
Oh sweet, how long will the animation be?
>>3480926
Oh, but alcohol is good for the spirit.
>Rin chuckles, turning her chair to face the window.
As for your problem, I don't see much of a way to help out. I'm no lawyer. I can do lots of other things though.
>>3480937
That's what I'm doing now. It's a shame no one's hiring me for any jobs though. I do commission work.
>>3480954
That depends what the client hires me for. I've done my fair share of everything.
>>3480987
Oh? My problems?
>Rin smiles.
The only problems I'm suffering from are boredom and even more boredom. I've had a lack of clients coming in lately.
>>3480988
Are you going to pay for it?
>Rin chuckles, sipping some vodka.
>>3480857
>After one hitting it hard, The beast sees the slower fireballs incoming and dives underwater.
>>3480834
>You see it submerge as large fireballs fly past you. It looks like it's getting ready to attack.
>>3480946
>A few more connect, but it submerges as fireballs start flying past.
>It's clear this thing is MUCH faster in the water as you see it get ready to strike.
>>3480950
>he continues to lay on the ground
Next time bring your muscles instead of your magic. It's not fair to fight like that, even though I myself have magic too.
>>3480954
I guess you're right, but that still doesn't answer my question. Are you alright, or did someone attack you while I was passed out?
>>3480987
Honestly Kino, this conversation is making me hot and bothered when you say you ride him.
>character is /co/
>Using nothing but faggy anime fan art
This quicksilver is pretty autistic.
