DREAMLAND GAMES 48 "INTO THE METALLIC BREACH" EDITION
>First 24.
>Extremely minor spoilers to Robobot ahead, but spoilers nonetheless. If you don't like 'em, just enter and wait until the winscreen.
>>3473233
Maria and Harusame
>>3473233
Tokitsikaze
>>3473233
Ririchiyo
Matsuda
>>3473233
Yuno
Hitler
Lunara
>>3473233
Ramlethal Valentine
>>3473195
A hero? Must be a reason you gave yourself that title.
>>3473222
I do not know if I will ever get over it. Other than the child in the tank, I do not know of anybody.
>>3473233
King Kaito
>>3473233
Alfred Jones the Hero
Rave Horse
Kevin Owens
Paladin
Morph Bot
>>3473233
Envy
Zone-tan
Vic Viper
Bandana Dee
Misogi Kumagawa
>>3473233
Sayaka
This girl
Darkness
Vincent Valentine
>>3473233
Dan Smith
>>3473242
>Sighs and turns.
Sure, just make sure it's not bad or I will PUNish you.
>>3473257
I don't think she can repair me though... maybe.. I just wouldn't like it if Haku showed up now, if she saw me like this... I can't imagine what she'd do...
Labrys
>>3473296
Crying would be the most likely answer.
Been a while since I hosted a game for /trash/...
Alright, check it.
>>3473330
Hey, give my spot
>>3473295
to
>>3473307
Will ya?
>>3473257
Yep! You see, once there was a great, GREAT war. Well, greater than the last one, anyway. Long story short, I joined the Allied powers, and during the last few months of the war, and ended it!
Of course, there were many more details, but it would take too much time to explain. So, I've always considered myself a hero until then! It least I think I am...
>>3473296
Mercy! Please!
>How did I get out of Afghanistan? Iran!
Wait... Hold on, here's a better one!
>A nurse comes in and tells a doctor, "There's a man in the waiting room that thinks he's invisible. What should I tell him?" The doctor says, "Tell him I can't see him today."
>>3473330
Yup! Looks great!
>>3473337
>>3473330
Deny this!
>>3473319
D-don't say that! Gah if I made her cry I think my heart wouldn't be able to take it!
>>3473330
Looks good!
>>3473330
Get on with it already! I want to take a win this time!
>>3473330
Another Valentine?
>>3473330
I don't know if I can do this...
I wonder what Yosuke-kun's doin' right now.
The Crimson Demon
>>3473342
Hmm. I was not taught this information.
>>3473346
I do not believe it would be because of you. More like the state you are in.
>>3473343
Why the hell would you not want a spot?
>>3473362
Not you.
>>3473342
.... I don't like this anymore, my sense of humor is going to kill me..
>>3473330
Give my spot to her
>>3473368
I'm Kaito!
>>3473352
You also carry the name? An odd coincidence.
LET US GO
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rfdcH5KfvoM
>>3473330
>motions stating to give his spot to
>>3473368
>>3473378
There's way more than 13... those bastards are breeding.
>>3473376
>>3473381
Too late...
>>3473378
>>3473381
>motions stating he was a little too late, and saying sorry
>>3473370
Because I didn't want it~!
>>3473374
Ha ha.
>>3473378
I should thank Cid later for the dynamite.
>>3473378
Please let this go well for once... Maybe peacefully?
>>3473378
My mission is to remove all redundancies.
>>3473378
I know, this entire place is just complete crap. Worse than Full Sail
>>3473369
Perhaps you live somewhere different? This information is actually pretty well-known where I come from...
>>3473378
Wait, wh--
>BONK
>>3473376
Don't worry, I'm merciful!
>>3473378
All of this is useless! I don't need these useless items to win!
>>3473378
That isn't fatal is it?
>>3473378
The second to die... fucking wonderful
>>3473369
Ram you're not helping I don't like picturing her crying to begin with, I miss her too.. Gah why did I bring this up I'm only getting myself flustered...
>>3473387
Thanks...
>>3473400
Just... one more.
>>3473391
Whatever. Just sit and watch me kill 'em.
>>3473402
Nah. Videogame Logic at it's finest. You should still remember though that Everything Is Out To Kill You.
(I've been reading too much into TVTropes...)
>>3473377
It must be. If you were created by Mother, you would be a woman.
>>3473400
Maybe it was not important.
>>3473409
Your face is turning red.
>>3473414
Oh. W-well, that's nice of you Sayaka-chan, but I don't really need any watermelon... Um, thank you though!
>>3473414
My teeth will be a valuable asset.
>>3473376
I humbly accept your spot, and you receieve my gratitude as a Crimson Demon!
>>3473414
It's kinda sad really.
>>3473414
WHAT?! What the fuck is that?!
>>3473414
Ugh, what was that..!?
>>3473417
Mother? Who is this Mother?
Well, Dreamland is still Dreamland... Even if it has a slightly new coat of paint on it.
>>3473391
Aigis's sister is here? Huh. 'sup
>>3473414
This is fun.. But kind of dangerous..
>>3473417
I-is it? Oh jeez.. I have one arm and I'm blushing... I must look like a masochist or something...!
>>3473423
You were too late, you didn't get it I think.
>>3473441
W-where are you taking me..?
>>3473441
Everything's so slippery! This was a bad idea...!
>>3473441
You're not bad, but I think we should be moving on.
>>3473441
>>3473381
>>3473378
>>3473423
>>3473440
A woman who brought the world to ruin. I was serving her. If you do not know her, then you can not possibly be a Valentine.
>>3473441
I wish to find a purpose.
>>3473450
>>3473441
You think? I think this is fun!
>>3473441
Let's get you out of the way from the heat of the battle. There, you should be safe.
>>3473458
>pat pat pat
Who the fuck gave you guys a Driver's License? Geez...
>>3473409
Ok, pal!
>If you are lonely, dim all the lights and put on a horror-movie. After a while you won't feel lonely anymore...
>>3473417
...Believe me, it was. Especially for Japan. It left some lasting effects on the world, let me tell ya.
>>3473441
Oh my god, this is paradise! Just bring me some bread and we'll be great!
>>3473461
I just think it's a little dangerous. You're not scared, Sayaka-chan?
>>3473470
Now, this seems a lot better...! They're pretty cute!
>>3473460
So it seems.
>>3473470
Thank you. I don't think the drop would have killed me, but it wouldn't have been good.
>>3473449
It is unfitting to say the least. Why are you in that state anyway?
>>3473470
I will end that creature's life.
>>3473473
Japan? You mean that crater?
>>3473470
Hey, what's that over there... Is that a shark-- HOLY SHIT IT IS. RUN RUN RUN RUN RUN RUN
>>3473486
C-Crater? You mean to tell me he was wiped out? What the hell happened in your world?
>>3473470
>>3473478
Nah. Hey, these guys are kinda cute, don't you think?
>>3473470
I survived, but that car definitely didn't...
>>3473473
Ah... But I'd want to watch a movie like that with someone who would get scared, so I could comfort them...
>>3473486
I had Urotsuki chop my arm off! Or do you mean why am I blushing...?
Keven really needs to take a break after getting hit by a fucking car. He probably limped there for all I know.
>>3473502
>Sleeps soundly
>>3473494
You're pretty brave...
Really? I was thinking so too! They remind me of all the stuffed animals I used to sleep with.
>>3473502
At least it's a little safer here...
>>3473496
To be honest, I think everybody would want a friend to comfort them...
>A zombie is at a butcher shop for the undead. He tells the butcher, "Give me 40 pounds of human brain and 60 human legs. And keep them in the boxes, they're going straight in my truck." The butcher says, "Do you need a hand with that?"
>>3473502
...OHHH MYYYY~
>>3473510
You don't sleep with them anymore?
Daroach is getting... Whatever you guys own. Wallets? Clothes? Weapons? The greedy rat thief will steal anything.
>>3473502
But I don't have enemies... so no shelter...
>>3473517
I don't get scared so.. Ya'know.. But hey I said one... That's two..
>>3473520
Er, I gave most of them away last year... I decided I should be able to fall asleep without them!
I'm.. ehe, a little proud of the fact I haven't needed them this whole time.
>>3473530
Wow! Look at all this ice cream! Just in time for Summer...
>>3473530
YOU'RE TELLING ME HE STOLE MY HAMBURGERS?! I'M GOING TO WIPE THAT LITTLE SHIT OFF OF THE FUCKING EARTH.
>>3473537
Whoops, sorry! I thought you wanted another one...
>>3473530
..This dynamite really is very handy, I can see why Cid was fond of it.
>>3473485
It would be an amusing thought. Many more Valentines occupying here.
>>3473492
2010. The discovery of magic happened. It was revealed that Japan had the greatest use of it. Mother made sure they were destroyed.
>>3473496
The first. I did not expect you two to bond.
>>3473502
I can not continue.
>>3473530
It would be embarrassing if I were to die from this.
GOD
DAMNIT
COOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
>>3473562
>>3473562
I have sustained too much damage.
>>3473547
Hmpf! America trying to get more than agreed on.. No surprise there... Hahaha.
>>3473555
Her weapon really is something! Chainsaws are just motorized swords, so they're cooler than swords!
>>3473562
Ah, I suppose I'm talking your ear off.. Sorry.
>>3473539
Trying to improve yourself is good, but it's also good to be comfortable.
>>3473562
-and that's how I met my best friend.
>>3473562
Uaaah...!
>>3473575
I've gotten used to it! Really!
Jesus Christ that's just brutal there now. Clawing INTO someone?
>>3473555
What were these Valentines made for?
>>3473590
Argh! Should have paid attention to that brat.
>>3473590
Why are we doing this..?
>>3473573
It is an interesting weapon. I hope to acquire one one day.
>>3473576
America. Yes. I have heard of that country.
>>3473594
To put in into the simplest of terms, destroy humanity.
>>3473573
...Pff-- okay, you got me there. I'm a bit disappointed you didn't laugh though... I have to try harder!
>>3473590
Obviously I was at the top, since I'M THE HERO~!
>>3473583
I wasn't saying you hadn't. I'm just saying, you shouldn't feel like you need to give them up, it's fine to take comfort in things like that. >>3473590
Why am I doing this?..
It's about damn time a fight breaks loose. Robobot Clans vs Robobot Clans. Only one can come out on top.
The feast is coming up hope you guys are prepared.
>>3473604
Maybe I should convince the people at the lab to give me one!
>>3473605
I'm sorry, I'm not in the right mind right now, I'm fantasizing about something now you mentioned that movie.
>>3473617
Hmm.. H-huh? When did theses get here?!
>>3473604
Are you still pursuing this goal?
>>3473614
Huh...
Well, thank you for the advice, Sayaka-chan. I appreciate it, really!
Maybe I'll go buy another one...
>>3473604
Is it still there? Or was it wiped out? Asking for a friend.
>He seems to be nervous.
>>3473625
Fantasising? Wow Kaito, I never took you for THAT kind of person.
>He laughs heartily.
IT'S THE FEAST!
AND WITH IT, WE'RE DOWN TO OUR FINAL FIVE!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n4op6S2MHHo
>>3473617
Ugh..How did I survive that?
>>3473640
Only if you want to.
>>3473657
Are you okay?! That look like it hurt.
>>3473654
Calling it right now; Hitler's gonna win!
>>3473641
Oh no, I was thinking of asking someone to watch a movie with me...
>>3473654
the feast is always a bad idea, and I don't need to eat.
>>3473662
It may be because I'm a magical girl, but it probably looks worse than it feels, and my wounds should be taken care of pretty quickly. Don't worry about me.
>>3473625
Please do. I would like to add some style to m killing.
>>3473638
I do not care for humanity's survival but after Mother's discarding of me, I am not actively seeking to end it either.
>>3473641
That country still stands. It has regressed to a period known as the Wild West. Reconstruction is currently underway.
>>3473668
Who would that someone be? Someone you like?
>He is definitely curious now.
>>3473674
Wild West? Wow! I'd definitely like to go sometime!
Hitler is treating his newfound buddy to a nice picnic. Meanwhile, others went to search for Whispy, buuuuut...
Also winner next slide.
>>3473658
yes pls bby gib me dem (me)s
>>3473674
What do you seek?
>>3473679
Yew
>>3473658
Hibiki is e best cheeki bereeki
>>3473674
I'll see what I can do for you Rammy! Oh but... Don't say it like that, I don't want to be involved with killing people... I'm just a collector of weapons...
>>3473678
But with your intelligence agencies you should already know.
>>3473679
Alright... That's totally not unnecessary force.
>>3473673
Oh, good.
....Wait, what? You're a... Magical girl? Like in a cartoon or something?!
wew lads
>>3473692
Ayyy, thanks for that image, friend. Love me some good Nitori.
Which one wud u fug
Talk about home-fucking-field advantage.
>>3473704
N-No! I'm not THAT kind of person. My government chooses to do that, but I wouldn't. But, if I had to make a guess... Probably... Miku or Meiko, right?
ed
Thanks for playing everybody.
>>3473706
It's a little different than on TV, but that's right!
>>3473716
Congrats!
>>3473712
Temari desu
>>3473678
It is certainly a livable area, if you wish to.
>>3473680
I am unsure. I am in search for a purpose.
>>3473704
Thank you. And you would not have anything to do with that. I will be the one killing them.
>>3473716
Hmph. It would know much more than the rest of us about this universe. Congratulations. Thank you for the opportunity.
>>3473712
Sakura at least looks fucking decent.
>>3473716
Congratulations
>>3473721
Thanks for hosting
>>3473721
Congrats to Bandana Dee, and thanks for hosting, dude!
>>3473712
All of them
>>3473712
>The neck on that Suigetsu
>>3473728
>>3473711
>>3473716
>motions saying thanks for the game, King Dedede
>>3473722
>>3473725
>>3473727
>>3473729
>motions saying thank you for the congratulations!
>>3473716
Congrats on the win!
>>3473722
It's just... I'm sorry, that is sort of hard to believe, Sayaka-chan.
...I say that, but considering the fact I tripped into this place, maybe I shouldn't doubt that so much....
>>3473725
I would love to go, considering I'm America! I need to check on how my people are doing!
>>3473736
Don't thank us! Celebrate your own victory, dude. You deserve it!
>>3473728
I do not comprehend.
>>3473725
Your power could be used to protect people, though it would seem you lack any reason to use for that purpose.
>>3473725
>>3473727
>>3473729
>>3473736
No problemo you guys. Can't wait to host this code when it's not dead hours. Maybe that way more of the Robobot events will show up as they're mainly death events.
>>3473733
hey baeb could i intrest u in sum fuck¿
>>3473716
Congratulations Dee!
Thanks for hosting King Deedeedee! It was fun!
>>3473720
>Shakes my head dismissively.
No, and no. And if you're going to keep guessing I'll tell you when you're right, just as pay-back for almost killing me.
>>3473725
Rammy... Just lie to me for once and say you just want because of how cool they are, don't tell me you'll be using them to kill people.
>>3473728
I can't feel my sides, holy shit. This is real
>>3473751
Yknow after thinking about it this dude probably has straight up thyroid cancer or something. shits sad yo
>>3473753
Hm... Either Rin, Luka or Gumi.
>>3473751
Holy shit, what happened to Egoraptor?
>>3473738
You have lost me.
>>3473749
Why would I do that?
>>3473753
But I also find them "cool". Fine.
Kaito. I only want it because I find it interesting.
>>3473728
>this is new to people
>>3473737
I understand, when I first was told by a friend that became one that she was a magical girl, I thought she was pulling my leg, but then she showed me. If you still didn't believe it, I wouldn't think any less of you or anything.
>>3473753
Nonono, thank YOU for participating.
>>3473768
>Holy shit, what happened to Egoraptor?
>>3473728
I would fuck that qt desu
>>3473728
>Doesn't use Narancia as the pic.
555-come-on-now.
>>3473768
Nope, no, and no. Keep guessing, you'll get it eventually.
>>3473771
Thank you! Jeez... You know I don't like hurting people..
>>3473778
You mean for getting completely destroyed by a barrage of missiles?
>>3473777
I guess it's sorta cool though! You're like a real hero and everything...!
It could end up being a lot of work. I imagine you're really busy sometimes, Sayaka.
>>3473771
Wait, you don't know what I'm talking about... I'm like a caricature of my nation's traits! For example, I eat twice my body weight in food, and really like shouting!
You understand me, right?
>>3473794
...*GASP* I KNEW IT. YOU ARE IN LOVE WITH GAKUPO.
>>3473794
Yeah. Seeing the newer Robobot events happen is fun to me.
>>3473771
I can't give you a reason, you'd have to find one for yourself. I think I would have stayed locked away from the world myself if things had been different.
>>3473798
I don't swing that way.
>>3473801
Gee, thanks for saying you love watching me die, but the new events are pretty good.
>>3473797
Nah, I try but I'm still not that great. To tell the truth, the best I can do is support my friends.
>>3473793
VOLA VOLA VOLA VOLA VOLA VOLA VOLA VOLA VOLA VOLA VOLA VOLA VOLA VOLA
VOLA VOLA VOLA VOLA VOLA VOLA VOLA
VOLA VOLA VOLA VOLA VOLA VOLA VOLA
VOLARE VIA!
>>3473808
Aw c'mon, don't be like that. Seeing pain inflicted on others is a joyous thing to witness.
>>3473809
Your friends? I see, I see. So your friends are all magical girls too! What are they like?
I will need 24 fighters.
>>3473794
But as I said, you would not be hurting people.
>>3473798
You are the personification of a whole country?
>>3473804
I am trying to find a reason to do anything. Were you able to find a purpose?
>>3473821
Yuno
>>3473821
King Dedede
>>3473821
Narancia Ghirga
>>3473821
Kneesocks
>>3473821
Ririchiyo
>>3473821
Alfred Jones the Hero
Uh-Huh! And a pretty good-looking one too, if you ask me!
>>3473808
We're going to the obscure ones now...
Lily and Iroha.
>>3473821
Jack Spicer
>>3473821
Maria and Harusame
>>3473821
Tokitsukaze
>>3473817
Two of my friends are. One is pretty average, but sweet and a pretty good girl, and the other is super cool, but kind.
>>3473821
Sayaka
>>3473821
P a ladin
>>3473821
Matsuda
>>3473821
Some girl
>>3473821
Filia
>>3473812
Worth it.
>>3473821
Tea Bot
This is filler
>>3473821
Amanda
>>3473821
The grand order
>>3473821
The Player
>>3473821
Scoop of Justice
>>3473821
Kaizuka Inaho.
>>3473814
N-not for me! Seeing people in pain isn't fun in the slightest..
>>3473821
King Cryto
It would be something I gave you! Awww can we not talk about this anymore?
>>3473821
Iceberg-chan
>>3473821
I found a purpose, but I fulfilled it, and now I'm not entirely sure what I'll do. Maybe I'll wander a bit more.
>>3473830
... Honestly man you skipped past a pretty popular one... She is viewed as a part of our group... You made me a little sad from this..
AManDa is best waifu
>>3473853
>>3473836
...If I could ask, what's the name of the first one you were talking about?
>>3473845
Ho intenzione di strappare il tuo cazzo e ti costringono a soffocare su di essa!
>>3473821
Yukine
>>3473862
W-Wait... Shite, what was her name... Haku?
>>3473866
The first one? That's Madoka, my best friend. Why do you ask?
>>3473867
Ravioli?
>>3473877
RAVIOLI RAVIOLI
GIVE
ME
THE
______
>>3473837
More like Q T Pie
>>3473881
eggs
>>3473881
DICK
>>3473881
Makaveli
>>3473876
>armpits
AAAAAAHHHH
MY DIIIIICK
>>3473888
My nigga
>>3473864
What..? That's not so strange right?
>>3473873
You better not be doing this on purpose... You're right but.... Hmpf!
>>3473876
No way...! Madoka-chan is too!?
I met her a little while ago! T-this is all surprising...
>>3473892
It ain't, but that won't stop me from likin' it.
The reason for the delay was that my device was frozen. Are we ready.
>>3473891
I believe that an armpit fetish is the fetish for the intellectual among us
>>3473892
Kaito, buddy, I was joking. Now that we have who it is out the way, what movie are you going to show her?
>>3473900
Looks good! Let's get this show on the road!
>>3473900
>>3473899
This shouldn't be so bad...right?
>>3473895
Ah, she may not have wanted you to know, maybe she thought you'd worry about her or something. Tell her it was me that spilled her secret if you mention it.
>>3473900
I'm ready.
>>3473821
Corvo Attano
A few of you were fated to die.
>>3473902
Maybe.
>>3473907
What? Ya scared o' some big bird, girlie?
>>3473867
>Ho intenzione di strappare il tuo cazzo e ti costringono a soffocare su di essa!
>Translating that results in
>I'm going to rip your dick and force you to choke on it!
>>3473917
Why would I even need these?
>>3473917
BEGONE, FOUL DEMON, AND LEAVE THIS SACRED PLACE
>>3473863
>rapes
>>3473853
What do you wish to talk about?
>>3473830
If I killed you, would the country die?
>>3473860
I could not even do that. What was yours?
>>3473916
From the fourth slide, I will exchange myself for you.
>>3473899
I won't think of you any less though, everyone gets joy from something..
>>3473905
That's what I was thinking about...
>>3473917
This... Is why I was crying.
>>3473917
My favorite monster would be my first sister.
>>3473917
The arena just hates me oh so much today...
>>3473925
Um.. I'm not really scared, but..
>>3473912
Right. I wouldn't want the secret to get out either if I were one!
Madoka's so kind... She's one of the few people I've made friends with here so far.
>>3473940
T-that's just my eyes playing tricks on me.
>>3473935
>raping my waifu
Killyourself nvidicuck
>>3473939
See, this is why I like ya son. Yer pretty understandable.
>>3473940
Now this is somethin' I can indulge myself in happily.
>>3473951
What? What is it? Scarfy gotcha tongue?
>>3473940
Maybe I should have waited to swap. I could have some candy right now.
>>3473937
No, I don't think we can. It's only if the nation's land is destroyed, or absorbed into another, if I were to speculate.
>>3473939
Maybe a comedy? Or have a bad movie marathon?
>>3473940
NO
NOT THE BEES
>>3473883
>>3473952
>he doesn't know about nvidia 450$ card that surpasses titan x
>>3473937
To make up for what I believed were my sins, for allowing a horrible experiment to happen, that allowed a monster of a man to be born who would later go on to try to destroy the world. I realized later when we encountered him for the final time that the blame was far more Hojo's than mine.
>>3473957
I just don't know you all that well.... Um, sorry.
>>3473959
It doesn't matter much here, but once I get out of here I really think I should start studying up on all that, don't you?
>>3473959
What the fuck, King Dedede?
That's just... Oh my god.
>>3473937
There is no need to do so. I accept that I am late this time.
>>3473951
Yeah, she's a really nice girl. I met her back when we were really young.
>>3473959
>Recieves Candy
Who would have thought this magical girl getup would earn me candy at some point.
>>3473959
>
>>3473969
Aw, c'mon, It's only fer a single game. Ain't like we gonna do much anyways.
Just keep yer eyes on the prize and it'll all be over soon enough.
>>3473959
Who would just glue candy to the ground?
Seriously, who just, does that?
>>3473964
>>3473959
The creator is more useless than his tool.
>>3473937
Uhmm.. Let's talk about your family! I was a little curious about Jack-O still..
>>3473957
You have to be if you're one of the oldest in a big family, plus you're part of the majority here I believe, a lot of people are here for the games after all, but you must be pretty understanding yourself, you're a king after all.
>>3473960
I was thinking of a scary movie... But she's not human either so I wonder if she'd get frightened.
>>3473983
Processors are good though
AMD>Intel
>>3473986
Hm... A scary movie would put you on edge, but it wouldn't give you a good time.