RWBY/RT Trash General #123: Glass of chilled Smug Edition
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RWBY Chibi - Latest Episode:
>http://roosterteeth.com/episode/rwby-chibi-season-1-episode-6
RvB Season 14 - Latest Episode:
>http://roosterteeth.com/episode/red-vs-blue-season-14-6
Camp Camp Episode 1:
>http://roosterteeth.com/episode/camp-camp-season-1-episode-1-escape-from-camp-campbell
Could've used a better pic.
Preferably Winter being fucked in the ass by Qrow.
>>3468335
Qrow destroys Winter's smug
All ships are shit except for the ones I like.
>>3468431
And which ones do you like? You little maggot.
>>3468431
Is Nuts and Dolts on the list?
>>3468414
is she getting fucked in the ass here?
>>3468470
Rarely have I seen a White Rose shipper who likes Nuts and Dolts unless it's Frosen Steel.
>>3468431
Even the ship I like is shit.
It's just that some are infinitely worse.
>>3468483
Affirmative.
>Jaune and Pyrrha become a crime fighting duo
>>3468483
Don't you see the bulk on her belly?
>>3468565
>Jaune and Pyrrha
>Not Jaune and Ruby.
>>3468560
How about here?
I find the lack of RWBY paizuri desturbing
>>3468634
Now she's fucking Qrow.
>>3468659
Who else apart from Yang can pull it off?
>>3468702
>Who else apart from Yang can pull it off?
Blake?
She's got enough meat on her chest to maybe sort of...Hotdog grind it.
>>3468565
>Super Arc and Invincible Girl
>Both wear crazy costumes
>Heroic speech on arrival, poses and all
>Super Arc dishes out a one liner every now and then
Post comfy.
>>3468752
>Implying Blake isn't a secret titty monster like Naoto because she binds her chest due to not having money for bras.
>>3468809
>pretty much everyone except Weiss
>Weiss is so ashamed of her breasts and her inability to give a titjob, she makes up for it by being a master of fellatio that puts the other girls to shame.
>>3468827
>Ruby says it looks fun and joins the team as Captain Cookie
>>3468829
>>3468336
I think it's a hilarious fictional scenario
>>3468827
>Invincible Girl occasionally runs in front of buses
>>3468829
ok
>>3468880
>nora also thinks it's fun
>Join the team and drags Ren along
>They become Thunderella and The Pancake Ninja
This sounds like something on RWBY Chibi
would you kiss reese
>>3468431
I don't really like any RWBY ships.
I just kind of find Arkos one of the more dumber ones.
>>3469205
Why though
I mean it's nothing special at all, but it makes sense and has some sweet moments.
It's dead anyways, so who cares anymore?
>>3469177
>would you kiss reese
Yes.
Only on vagina.
And she shouldn't bath for at least a week before hand.
Me love Reese very much.
Reese very pretty lady.
Totally not gross me out.
>>3469499
>It's dead anyways, so who cares anymore?
For now.
I refuse to believe they'll keep her dead until an entire season goes by without mentioning her.
>>3468829
I'd a dream where Penny was Zero and Ciel was X.
>>3469499
>Why though.
Pyrrha not telling Jaune how she felt from at least some time after finding out his secret was one thing.
The other was how little trust Pyrrha seemed to have in Jaune.
I like romance and Arkos was just meh in that regard.
>>3468702
Glynda has bigger boobs. Just saying.
>>3469528
be nice
>>3468829
>>3468985
Comf Arslan an Reese is best comf.
>>3469613
Why wasn't Penny Zero and Ciel Ciel?
>>3469816
Bizzarro am being nice!
Reese beautiful lady and me hope me love her forever!
>>3469855
I've no idea. I think Weiss was Ciel.
>>3469626
The real problem with romance in this show is that Miles and Kerry really, genuinely, do not know how men and women interact with one another.
Look at Kerry. LOOK at him.
Do you really think he has any clue how women work?
For fucks sake, he's been pining after a disinterested Kara for so long that he should have been the one to voice Jaune instead of Miles.
And Miles is so fucking bitter that he stabbed his Ex-Girlfriend's character in the womb so she can't have kittens with some other guy.
>>3468829
Almighty mate, I'll post the comfiest ship.
>>3468829
Is the bun comf enough?
I want to chop off little chunks of Yang's boobs and feed them to Neo while she lays her head across my lap!
Haha,nah, I'm just kidding niggas.
>>3470299
I want to tie Yang down and pierce her clit against her will.
I want Jaune and Weiss to be friends! I want them to do fun things together! I want them to become the dynamic duo whole they save the world! I want them to plot and scheme together as Jaune becomes the person Weiss turns to to do the things she can't do herself! I want Jaune to turn to Weiss to get help with the things that can't be solved by swinging a sword! And then, I want them to fall for other people while remaining friends!
>>3470299
>>3470404
Fookin' degenerates the lot of ya.
I want the new Spider-Man game to be good and make up for the last decade of Activision and Treyarch crap!
I know this isn't related to RWBY.
I'm just telling everbody.
>>3470464
I was with you til that last sentence.
>>3470518
I also want that.
>>3470554
You don't want them to remain friends?
I want Neo to tease me by eating pig testicles in front of me
I want to silently come home and hug Penny from behind while she's doing the dishes and ask her how her day was.
>>3470691
Oh thank goodness.
>>3470609
No, I want them to fall in love, get married, have a bunch of kids and grow old together you dingus.
I want Neo to sit on my lap because there are no more empty seats
>>3470825
Nah. That's gay.
Weiss should marry her sister and have some of them pure blooded, magical Tumblr lesbian babies.
>>3470843
>Implying Aryan Jaune isn't pure blooded
I want to impregnate Yang, Ruby, Weiss, Blake, Neon, Nora, Pyrrha, and Winter so that I can take responsibility for all of them!
>>3470894
>>Implying Aryan Jaune isn't pure blooded
He isn't royalty though.
The Schnee's are (Corporate) Royalty and thus their daughters are too good for peasant seed.
>>3470691
oh god i panicked and clutched my nuts for a split second
>>3470918
>Peasant
>Implying Jaune isn't descended from an ancient royal line
>>3470218
>those dimensions
http://www.pixiv.net/member_illust.php?mode=medium&illust_id=45775640
It's time to stop browsing iFunny
>>3471033
But I found that on imgar not ifunny. Thanks for posting a better quality version though m8.
>>3470825
Who am I kidding? So do I.
It's that time of night
What does your waifu think of your favorite hentai?
>Neo thinks I prefer tall women
>>3471234
Good to know I'm not alone.
>>3471472
Yang will never talk to me again.
>>3468829
Posting comf OC of Neon before I hitting the hay, good night my fellow M E M E D R E A M E R S.
[spoiler]Artist name is in the picture but I'll provide link anyway for the lazy fucks.[/spoiler]
http://spla-shen.tumblr.com/tagged/myart
>>3471472
Penny might be concerned for me
>>3471472
>How would Yang feel about Oda Non's...Everything.
I honestly don't know.
His work is fairly tame compared to some of the other shit I jack off too, but dem plush, fit, milfy bodies he draws just get me hard in an instant.
>>3471717
G-goddamn, son. That's perfection. I need more of this in my life.
The Jaune faggots at Fanfiction have so little creativity and just know how to copy each other that we can make a really short list of all types of Jaune fics out there.
There's time travel, suicide, leaving Beacon, harem... And I think that's all of them.
>>3471923
Don't forget insanity or holy Macgauffin saving his poor feels.
Hey, who remembers this?
>I'm tired of being the lovable idiot, stuck in the tree while his friends fight for their lives! Don't you understand? If I can't do this on my own... then what good am I?
>If I can't do this on my own... then what good am I?
>on my own
Hahahahhahahaha!
Pottery.
>>3471923
Fanfiction writers are unoriginal shitters, tell us something we don't know. There are some good Jaune fics out there though, you have to actually look for them.
>>3471923
>The Jaune faggots at Fanfiction have so little creativity and just know how to copy each other
Glass houses and all that.
>>3471801
http://exhentai.org/g/943982/1f70e5a62b/
http://exhentai.org/g/629721/9eefa93542/
http://exhentai.org/g/321462/0c3894c396/
http://exhentai.org/g/304027/97323510c3/
http://exhentai.org/g/337566/9f4ae4711a/
http://exhentai.org/g/892603/67f670328d/
http://exhentai.org/g/786832/e7e2a3c0d1/
http://exhentai.org/s/c82452d7a8/787941-2 (Animated versions of the previous link)
http://exhentai.org/g/702208/b5e2df5382/
http://exhentai.org/g/943795/5348982ea7/
There ya go buddy.
That should get you through the night.
>>3471472
She's either horrified or really into it. Or both.
is it true that yang grew hair our long so she could wrap herself in it to feel the warmth her mother never gave her?
Theme
http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x25i3h9_ghost-in-the-shell-sac-ost-christmas-in-the-silent-forest_music
Would post youtube, but is all blocked in the USA.
Remember to use Ad block before getting into the link.
Good night.
>>3472393
Holy shit.
That's epic.
>>3472393
>That song
I need to watch GITS again.
>>3470958
This is the word of the prince. And as such is beyond contestation.
>Jaune Arc Knight's Tale when?
>He will, he will, fong you
>>3472393
Hey greatcow, someone is actually more creative than you when making commissions.
>>3472526
>Jaune will never Joust against Cardin while this plays.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j9qnvKj9vRw&index=37&list=PLL4nIspITwlEKTDKLw1ElISsLkjDfbKoK
>>3472393
Who the fuck is that on the left?
>That red on the sword
Nice
>This song at 2:25
>>3472154
Oh yeah. Those are also a thing and have a category of their own:
Stories
The others I mentiones are shit. The good ones are very easy to find. If you're reading something that's not on that list then it's good.
That's how bad most Jaune fics are. Most, thankfully.
>>3472393
Seeing colors
Ribbons of their truth
Can I touch to reconnect?
See beyond the light,
In Bubbles rise---- to surface in someone's eye
Synchrons that dwell
*Silence is crying, is crying
Open doors and Empty glasses,
Christmas in the Silent Forest
The limp ticking of the hand
Penetrate in whispers
In shadows rise---- to surface in someone's mind
Echoes that dwell ...echoes that dwell..... echoes that dwell
Blameless sorrow
Hollow hush of trees
Roots are deeply intertwined
Penetrate in whispers
In shadows rise---- to surface
In someone's sigh
Segments that yell
*repeat
Hollow hush of trees, How do you keep?
Sweet slumber, sleep among the forest trees
Hollow hush of trees, How do you keep?
Sweet slumber, sleep among the forest trees
Based Ilaria Graziano
I love her.
>>3472570
Different strokes for different folks amigo. Still, very nice piece overall. Definitely saving it.
>>3472393
Says good night then proceeds to samefag
>>3472426
>>3472488
>>3472570
>>3472597
his own post to fake praise for his shitty self insert jaune fantasy commission
you jaunefags are the worse
>>3472393
Who the fuck is the chick?
>>3472702
http://prntscr.com/bgkgoz
Go to sleep dumbass
>>3472702
Go fuck yourself
>>3472702
>Implying
>>3472393
Do people really not understand how armor works?
And who is the girl with the katanas? Is this fan art of fanfiction?
>>3472594
>M'lords...M'ladies....and everyone NOT sitting on a cushion!
>It is my honor, nay, my privilege!...to introduce to you a knight known far and wide in his homeland as a pure and brave soul, with the most amazing skill and fortitude the likes of which have rarely been seen!
>Any sword he carries, even for a moment....is blessed by the divine light of the Holy Spirit...
>Through horrid nights filled with demonic creatures, all slain by this righteous man, he has carved a path for us all, to be most fortunate enough to see him compete here, in this arena!
>Without further ado, and profound pleasure, I give to you the one, the only, Sir Jauuuuunnnneeee Arrrrrrcccc!!!
>>3472840
Yeah fuck giving Jaune a mentor or a new love interest, what he really needs is a hypeman.
>>3472393
>weird oc
>Jaune's design completely different while Pyrrha's is exactly the same
5/10
>>3472393
>That retarded as fuck armor.
>OC
Meh.
I fell like the thread could use a little adorable Neo.
>>3472893
>ponies
>>3472919
I believe it's called a carousel often found in theme parks.
>>3472919
>So autistic that he assumes that any and all animated ponies are related to My Little Pony.
It's a carousel you dipstick.
I think Weiss is really great and that she is the best
>>3468829
Got more?
>>3472702
Are all Yang fags presumptuous punks?
>>3472393
>Armor deflects blades right into the unprotected parts of his arms
10/10
>>3472975
The greatest!
>>3472990
yang and yang fags are pretty terrible just ignore them
>>3472393
Honestly looks like shit.
>>3472990
I'm a pretty chill Yangfag. I don't post her that much though.
>>3472990
I like to think I'm on okay person.
>>3472966
>Pony carousels
...Yes...Most carousels use ponies as seats.
Do you like pointing out obvious shit for no reason?
>>3472990
Not into Yang personally but i have seen some decent Yangfags.
>>3473020
>5'11
>Steady job as a dentist
>167 Ibs
>Brown skin
W-Would Weiss love me?
>>3473082
Maybe as a friend....
>>3472393
>Jaune's armor is gaudy as all fuck gold that tapers off around the midsection and leaves most his vulnerable parts undefended.
>Knee pads but no real protection for the legs.
>Pyrrha is still wearing the same old shit even though Jaune is decked to the nine.
>OC with the ass front and center and katanas
It's a commission so I'm guessing this is for something where Jaune is a badass and the OC wants his dick or something and so does Pyrrha.
>>3473067
I'm sorry okay I'm tired and its almost 4 AM
>>3473092
>>3473135
I don't think shooting a Faunus will make her love you more Anon.
>>3473156
I guess her Dakimakura will have to be enough, leave me alone now.
>>3472393
I'm liking the color scheme on Jaune, small added dagger, and the boots. Boots never get enough love.
On the other hand, I do find it strange that Jaune has clearly been influenced by Pyrrha, going so far as to have her symbol on his shield, and yet she hasn't seemed to have been influenced by him at all. Not so much as a small pendant or something. Her design is exactly the same as it always is. Kind of tales away from the whole thing. Seems kind of sad.
Chick on the right has hair made of pure sex.
>>3473183
AYY JAPAN
>>3472393
So this guy ships Arkos.
>>3473194
> On the other hand, I do find it strange that Jaune has clearly been influenced by Pyrrha, going so far as to have her symbol on his shield, and yet she hasn't seemed to have been influenced by him at all. Not so much as a small pendant or something
This now bothers me.
Did she start throwing out his stuff and replacing it so he'd wear stuff covered in her?
>>3473194
>on the right
On the left, rather.
>>3473183
>>3473219
Why this exists?
>>3473219
now I want to see neo turn into a giantess and stomp around causing havoc
>>3473245
>In a world where Cinder and Salem never enacted their plan, Pyrrha still hasn't told Jaune she likes him.
>Wastes some of her tourney winnings on buying him stuff that will always remind him of her.
>>3473288
>Why this exists
Are you really asking that question?
It exists because across the world there is a small minority of people who will never have sex with a woman but work in industries that leaves them with a lot of disposable income.
>>3473311
someone already drew her about to crush yang
>>3473326
>The woman in blue is the the girl who ends up asking him out because she likes his new look
>>3473433
>She thinks Pyrrha and Jaune are related to each other.
>Asked Pyrrha for advice on how to get him.
>Post yfw eclipse kisses.
>>3472190
Anon, you're a fucking saint, and don't ever let anyone tell you otherwise.
>>3473467
>Why do you think he's my brother?
>Well it's kind of obvious. Just the way he looks at you. He blushes whenever blondie even glances at him and has to excuse himself whenever she leans over. But when he looks at you it's like you're not even a girl.
>>3473311
>>3473649
Stop that shit.
Right fucking now.
You poop head.
>when they killed Pyrrha
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=glD17Lyh8EE
>>3474086
Ugh. Deal with it, the stupid bitch will be back anyway.
>>3474086
>>3471572
That's a cute Neon. Thanks for keeping us updated, my good M E M E D R E A M E R.
I want to grab a handful of Bellabooty while kissing on Blake's neck and nibbling on her ears.
>>3474592
>that tattoo
>>3474604
Consensual polygamy is okay. I'm willing to share Blake with Yang.
>>3474619
>implying she'd share
>>3474635
>Competing with Yang during the threesome.
>Blake is the real winner because she has multiple orgasms.
>Blake falls asleep
>Neither of you are satisfied
>Laugh
>Yang climbs on top of you and rides your dick like a Nora on an ursa.
Gentlemen! My iPod, completely of its own initiative, produced this intriguing Coco image, by combining two Coco pictures.
My mobile device may be attaining some sort of rudimentary intelligence, and it seems to used have this intelligence to say: "Coco is best girl".
>>3474874
>iPod
Rare Kickfriend
>>3475121
Kickfriend is pretty!
morning /RWBYg/
how's it going?
>>3475121
This is indeed a rare Merc
>>3475177
Checked, chilling
>>3475121
Thanks for the rare Vino my dude
Sinccubi deserves the presidential medal of freedom.
>>3475369
I agree with you, but where would it go? She is not wearing much clothing!
Would you?
>>3475610
Yes, but only if her theme song was blaring while we did it.
>>3473467
The funny thing is, that girl is (in that fic) his sister.
>>3475610
With a fully automatic, yes.
In the land of morning rwby/g, there is only Tumblezwei
>>3475736
Is she adopted?
Shit, folks.
I still like Arkos.
>>3476154
So do I, but I want Jaune to die in a way that makes everyone feel guilty.
>>3476154
It was a cute ship.
but she sank, Anon.
>>3476154
Nothing wrong with that.
It's cute, it's sweet, and it's lewd.
>>3476154
You got shit taste.
So how long until Neptune gets a redemption arc and dies and all the closet Neptunefags come crawling out of the woodworks and start claiming that they always liked Neptune?
>>3476204
Well, if it happened once...
>>3476185
Amen to that.
>>3476170
Including Jaune, maybe?
I always figured he'd die with the villain calling him a failure, 'just like her'. Unable to just walk away from an impossible fight, too obsessed with redemption and glory.
>>3476172
I know, anon, I know. But I just can't shake it.
>>3476185
It's also terribly sad :<
>>3476233
I want him to have a victory on his own, but then die shortly afterward.
Like, maybe he kills Banesaw and foils a White Fang ploy for war, but then Adam stabs him and leaves him to bleed out. Something along those lines
Just sort of dying alone, but knowing he did something right.
>>3476219
>>3475610
Yes if I had the opportunity to meme the Meme Queen I'd do so in a heart beat.
>>3476303
Maybe, but I kinda want him to fall victim for the exact thing Pyrrha fell for. He can have some victories along the way, but in the end he'll end up just like her.
>>3476402
>>3476402
There's no need to be a dumbfuck and bait about it. If you want people to post porn just ask and they'll probably oblige.
>>3473082
>5'11
WHEN WILL THEY LEARN
>>3476378
>Maybe, but I kinda want him to fall victim for the exact thing Pyrrha fell for. .
That would just be annoying.
https://xboxdesignlab.xbox.com/en-US/customize
Get crazy.
>>3476661
>colored buttons
I don't get the hype.
>>3476661
How'd I do?
>>3474496
No problem my fellow M E M E D R E A M E R, also good morning.
>>3476710
Bretty gud
>>3469499
>Why though
Pyrrha is the female version of the "nice guy". And a paticuarlly retarded version of one as it is, playing the long gamble against the worst odds imaginable.
I don't like male versions why would I like the female version.
>>3476710
>>3476754
Did an alternate.
>>3476669
I don't know if it's hype per se, it's just a fun way for 4chan threads to design something.
I saw a guy recreate a GameCube controller in a /v/ thread.
>>3477011
>>3476781
>playing the long gamble against the worst odds imaginable.
>>3477042
> when you walk in on Emerald and she quickly tries to shove her secret clone out of view
What if Mica is an SJW agent, sent to Tumblrify RT?
>>3477099
Yssa is the one who talks about micro-aggression though...
>>3477105
So there's more than one?
This bodes poorly for Rooster Teeth...
>>3477124
It's one of those "don't talk to me or my son ever again" memes
>>3477047
Well what exactly was her plan if Weiss said yes?
>>3477139
somehow, I think it won't infect RT that badly.
>>3477139
Very sure, as long as Miles is in charge.
>>3477099
What brought this on?
>>3477284
People trying to start shit.
>>3477284
I am lonely and drunk.
>>3477414
>Why is Jaune such a trash character
Because you don't want to fuck him.
>and why are all of his fans are autistic?
Because you're not one of the guys who want to fuck him.
Why is Jaune such a trash character and why are all of his fans so autistic?
>>3477460
Lack of t&a.
He's roughly of the same quality of writing as everyone else.
>>3477460
You want him to fuck you.
>>3477042
[spoiler]Emerald will pay you to delete this, no one is suppose to know about her smol clone.[/spoiler]
>>3477495
>implying it's not Neo
>>3476233
>>3476154
She will come back. Arkos will rise.
>>3477546
>Arkos will rise.
>Wanting that unhealthy as fuck pairing to happen.
>>3477211
>Taiyang will never adopt Jaune
Why live?
>>3477235
Act passive aggressive and be miserable towards them until Jaune leaves her.
What if in volume 4 we meet the villain who coded Cinder's virus, and he is RWBYg personified?
>>3477603
Crippling autism?
>>3477603
Lack of talent?
>>3477603
Depends on what time they visited /RWBYg/. This place changes every month.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WEGDP-TXknw
>>3477603
>Locked away from everybody else so nobody can interact with him
>Feared that he would join up with the heroes
>Claims to want to do unspeakable things and nobody is sure if hes full of shit or not but they don't want to take the risk
>>3477596
>Pyrrha in JNPR's dorm room sighing loudly each time Weiss stops by to say hello.
what if you heard penny call ciel some kind of racial slur
>>3477743
Qrow's not the best uncle in the world
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6v_rGwTDw38
>>3477749
Tell her to go back to /pol/.
>>3477603
>Cinder walks in
>"Hey, I need you to...what the fuck."
>All 14 of Anon's monitors are filled with pictures of Cinder
>Anon is jacking off
>>3477603
>Paranoid, violent, jealous, racist asshole who just wants to be loved
If it's a cute grill I'll finally become a waifufag.
What do the rwbys and friends do on the remnant internet?
>>3477944
They go on twitter and tumblr like normal teenage girls
>>3477858
>>3477858
>"I want you to sit on my face!"
>"You WHAT?"
>>3477944
Pyrrha tries to push her pairing with Jaune and it's not going over.
>>3478021
>Has annoyed the rest of Beacon to the point where they are actively pushing against it.
>People start actively interfering with Jaune and Pyrrha in real life as a result. Nothing harmful but it's happening.
>Pyrrha can't say anything about it without revealing her rabid attitude online.
>>3477510
Damn smol ice cream mute, always plotting things.
>>3478083
>Online Pyrrha is a complete and utter asshole.
>Repeatedly attacks Weiss's twitter.
>Rants at length about how Mistral women and Pyrrha specifically are the greatest
>Keeps trying to buy nudes of Jaune.
>>3478151
Saddest part is that who ever will be the next baddie is going to fill Torchwick's role as introductory bad guy and then cast aside.
>>3478151
>>3477743
>That fucking bird noise at the end
Lost it
Lewd the Bun.
>>3477743
>>3478297
>This is 100% pure grade lewdable bun right here
>>3478377
>>3478297
>You will never jerk off Velvet's ears
>>3478297
>>3478437
>You'll never come home from work to find Velvet holding a bunnysuit
>You'll never slowly come to realize she intends to have you wear it
>Never be surprised but increasingly excited as she helps you into it for a private photoshoot
>all this Velvet ship posting
>nobody has posted the BEST Velvet ship yet
disgraceful
