HG thread
>>3462217
Well, it's too late to repair things I guess.
Gonna show my moonwalk to the angels in paradise
Good look for 1st place.
>>3462278
>Me when there's a lunch rush.
>>3462235
I wouldn't say so.. Also, you should save your kisses for marriage or something!
>tfw we've been on /trash/ longer than we were on /b/
>>3462241
Hee-really, hee-ho? Who did you scare, ho?
>>3462221
...But what if I forget where I left them?
>>3462268
Uhm...Isn't every girl natural? Unless they are made out of wool..wood or porcelain..Like a pretty doll!...Are dolls alive in your world?
>>3462275
I am still competing? Oh my! I hope i win so that i won't feel bad about bullying you, mister fox!
>>3462192 (Jack)
Alright!
>Runs into my café's kitchen and comes out later with nothing but a cup full of ice and hands it over.
this is fine right?
>>3462201 (Mr. Bear)
Shhh! You're not supposed to know that! But you shouldn't feel that bad then, it's fine if they forgive you.
>>3462289
Can I marry you when the time is right?
>>3462300
Just carry them on you, then.
>>3462303
>>3462309
I don't even have the strength to do that...! Love the word, though.
>>3462303
Congrats, Rika. You deserve it.
>>3462221
Indulge me. How many children do you know are any of the things I mentioned?
Next thing you'll say is children can turn into tanks...
>>3462154
I can give you one more to your list.
Airachnid she betrayed our cause.
Imagine, Optimus proved to us that human allies can do devastating things, like hacking into stations without making any sound. Also, they are from this place or they are longer here then we, so they have information.
So your hunting mission led you here? Let me guess, you can't contact to any one of us right?
Also she never failed to give the intel i've needed. Only at games, wich ARE for entertainment.
>>3462117
Then beat him.
>>3462303
Congratulations, Rika.
Thanks for hosting.
I want to fuck those robots
>>3462312
Of course, hee-ho!
>He grabs the glass, and starts to pour the ice into his own mouth. The ice seems to be disappearing?
Hee-ah, ho!
>>3462336
Good job, Rika! Thanks for hee-hosting, host!
>>3462250
You scared the daylights out of me. No, that's definitely not normal for people to do. Not at all.
>>3462336
Thanks a ton for hosting, dude.
>>3462309
>>3462303
..I am sorry for failing you, mister fox..
>>3462321
That is a brilliant idea! I wish i was as smart as you, Tan...Rika!
>>3462202
Yeah, I'll try.
I dunno what caused that, it's never happened before.
>>3462221
Your tank.
Sucks.
>>3462336
Congrats Rika
Thanks for hosting.
>>3462303
>>3462321
>laughs
That was a nice throw! Make me proud!
>>3462303
>>3462336
Awesome kill. Grats tank girl.
>>3462336
Wow. You won! I am so happy for you, Rika! And uhm, thank you for hosting..miss..mister host!
>>3462320
I doubt it.. I won't get married until I find a suitable partner for my sister.
>>3462336
Congratulation Rita!
Thanks for hosting the game.
>>3462320
Hey, b-back off. Nepgear is mine.
>>3462336
Tank lady wins again! Armor superiority.
Thanks for the game man
>>3462349
Well, lets just hope that never happens again, it scared the living hell out of me...
>>3462300
It's a saying where I come from. A girl like you, for instance, is naturally beautiful, and doesn't need makeup. Though... when it comes to Stands, there have been people trapped in inanimate objects before, so a porcelain girl could happen
>>3462336
>nods
That's right, that's how you do it! Nice game!
Thanks for owning a game for us!
>>3462364
Oh okay...
>>3462387
13...
That's a super unlucky number.
>>3462387
Thank you for hosting, and congratulations
>>3462387
Thanks fer hostin' fer us. Grats to the tank.
>>3462393
>pets
>>3462336
Well, congratulations
>>3462387
Thanks for hosting
>>3462347
Making ideas is like half of what I do, lady. If you want I've probably got some pouches or whatever to help you carry things.
>>3462349
It's blown a ten-story building to the ground with a single shot. When not at full power.
>>3462332
>>3462308
Beat him? Like, physically?
>>3462336
Uh...thanks for the show!
>>3462396
>>3462298
Squidgirl, and she insists she's not scared but I can see it in her eyes.
>>3462336
Good job paranoid lady!
Thanks for hosting.
>>3462411
Requesting both neps being cute
>>3462411
>Lowers head and accepts the pets
>>3462332
Are you doubting our efficiency? Soundwave can hack into stations without sound! He's SOUNDWAVE.
And I'll put Airachnid on the list. Do you want me to continue pursuing Overlord or do you have a taste for spiders now?
>>3462424
Oh, her, ho. Hee-what, does she hee-think you will eat her, ho? Wait, do you?
>>3462437
Very humble.
Pick a random hunger game and tell how it can be improved.
>>3462415
>flips card face down
Exactly.
>>3462380
Were ya worried?
That's kinda cute, bonerface.
>>3462414
Yeah, but it doesn't have wifi.
It's lame.
>>3462381
So I won't need make up then? Phew..I don't like putting up masks of lies...I think only bad and evil people do that.
>>3462414
Noonooo, you've helped me enough already, miss Rika. Thank you so much!
>>3462334
That's STRICTLY against the rules, anonymous poster: 3462334. I would to have a "chat" with you after class.
>>3462474
Despair Games
>>3462470
Well duh, she's a squid, I fought squids and ate lots of them, guess that made her a bit uneasy.
>>3462345
Don't worry about it! Ah.. But are you like a black hole inside? Like that Kirby guy?
>>3462361
Haha, but do you have your eye on anyone here? I want you to feel what I feel almost every time I talk about that kind of thing.
>>3462437
Congratulations littl-.. Rika.
>>3462387
Thanks for hosting! It was fun, almost as fun as I had when I actually went to school!
>>3462474
Murderous Games
It can't be improved, it's already perfect.
>>3462442
Is soundwave small enough to infantrate places without detection?! I've met that way, yes Soundwave is the perfect communications officer, but well, he is large.
You question your lord?!
Airachnid just released a swarm of Insecticons at my head back at the Nemesis. Was a tough fight.
>>3462414
Yes, it would be fun to watch.
>>3462481
Well of course I was worried, things like that don't just happen, that was terrifying.
>>3462493
And what needs improvement?
>>3462429
Err, let's see what I have... What about this?
>>3462441
I won't reject you though, you still might have a chance, but you'll have to wait for a loooooong time.
>>3462496
Hee-well, what can you hee-do, ho?
>>3462497
Hee-nah, ho. I can actually hee-hold stuff in me, ho! Watch!
>He pushes his hand into his stomach, and pulls out a blue flip-phone.
Ta-da, ho!
>>3462498
>(You)no
>>3462509
You'd think a demon wouldn't really care, though.
Don't you guys spread death or whatever?
>>3462520
I don't mind waiting.
>>3462497
I have in the past, sort of. I understand exactly what you're going through, though. You're going to have to take my word for it.
>>3462474
Murderous Games
But it's impossible to improve because it's already perfect.
Noire best girl.
>>3462511
He fact that it's a rip off of other games, has defaults, and not even a word filter. Middle low tier.
>>3462498
Although it is literally perfect in every way, there's an event that makes it seem that Player1 kills Player2, but it actually does the opposite.
>>3462520
CUTE
>>3462470
Confidence is a major requirement.
>>3462481
Gensokyo is so technologically-backwards they don't even know what it is.
>>3462490
Well, I've done this much, so a bit more wouldn't be much of a stretch.
>>3462497
Hm. Thanks.
>>3462507
I mean, I suppose my tank could blast him to nothing but a pair of smoking feet.
>>3462498
>Niggle
>>3462474
My games
Need more events.
>>3462530
Well anyway.
>quickly wraps her claws around the snowman
Thank you for talking for me!
>walks away
>>3462534
Nobody expects a random blood fountain...it caught me off guard, big time!
>>3462498
>>3462545
That's because Wriggle is the one hosting it.
>>3462535
You might get lonely though..
>>3462551
Hmm, have some more.
>>3462547
No.
>>3462569
Hee-same to you, ho!
>>3462552
Of course, of course.
>>3462582
This anime has a good plot.
>>3462552
Then build internet instead.
>>3462577
Says you!
>>3462547
No shit Yosbaka, everyone knows that already.
>>3462507
His mini-cassettes are more than capable for the small spaces you speak of. And no, I wouldn't DARE question you, Lord Megatron. Your word is law!
>>3462578
>lifts up tune-chan's jacket
>>3462578
I said I don't mind, and I meant it.
>>3462533
>>3462562
Fudge, he saw through my disguise.
>>3462578
>pets
Thanky.
>>3462549
You could have pointed it out while I was hosting so I could have fixed it y'know.. Which one was it exactly?
>>3462596
>Shoehorning baka into every word to play a generic tsun(?)
>>3462490
So Lilith, do you still want to stay with me so I can protect you, like you asked if you could?
>>3462592
They wouldn't use it anyways.
>>3462549
>>3462604
>The "21 would be Player2" one, I think they're referring to?
>>3462582
>>3462596
Who?
>>3462604
kero kero
>>3462606
>not realizing Noire and Uni are generic tsuns
>>3462597
Unfortunately back at the nemsis he only has Laserbeak left, who is not so small.
>>3462552
Without your tank of course!
>laughs
Anyway you two, i take my leave.
Good night everyone.
>>3462592
He-Hey, I said my horn was Sensitive!
I made that very, VERY clear!
>>3462628
>Implying people keep up with autistic shit tier source material
There's your mistake.
>>3462624
Yosgay
>>3462602
A-Alright.
>>3462604
Now show us an example!
>>3462598
No deal, sir!
>Moves your hand away
>>3462634
I am nowhere near strong enough.
...Be seeing you.
>>3462597
I want to fuck that robot
>>3462648
>Huggu
>>3462620
Why not? Everyone benefits from technology, phones and the internet are great.
>>3462637
I didn't expect you to get hurt from it! "Sensitive" doesn't equal "massive nosebleed!"
>>3462648
Just one peak...
>>3462552
..But I cannot rely on memory pieces forever..But maaaybe it's a good stepping stone..
...I accept your offer!
>>3462611
>after a moment of thinking, she shakes her head
It is not worth it. If my father ever finds me, he will kill you and everyone...nay, everything you know. I need to be strong and face him alone, one day..
>>3462624
>>3462647
What the second anon said.
>>3462606
If you haven't realized it yet, I don't really put any effort into RP.
>>3462530
So you're like a portal or something? How does that work? Whatever it is it sounds very convenient...
>>3462543
That wasn't the reaction I was hoping for... But it's nice to know I'm not the only one.
>>3462637
RURURURURURURURURURURU
>>3462695
I know you can't.
>>3462604
Didn't posted it out because I didn't mind. It might just be a grammatical error though.
Twenty men made an attempt at (Player1), twenty men made a slip. Twenty one would be (Player2) with a big iron at their hip
Or something like that. The way it's worded makes it seem that Player2 would be the next victim, although the "big iron" part could have cultural significance that I'm unaware of.
>>3462680
I said it was like a funny bone, didn't I?
You've been hit in the funny bone right? That hurts, a lot.
>>3462710
You just, keep on, keeping on.
You're making someone happy.
>>3462721
>giving a shit
>>3462706
Hee-well, it's nothing really special, ho! I just put something hee-small, like this phone, and I hee-hold it in until I need to hee-pull it out, ho!
>>3462721
Big iron means gun I'm sure. I think what it means is 20 people fucked up "made a slip" but twenty one managed to kill him/her "big iron".
>>3462692
Nono, only her special partner should be allowed to look! W-Well, me too, since we're sisters.
>>3462674
>pets
I love transformeravas
They are playing them good!
Right?
Riiight?!
Tarn is da best
>>3462706
What was? I'm sorry, I may have missed something, I'm very tired.
>>3462680
They're technophobic. Think "stuck in feudal Japan" tech levels.
>>3462706
Oh, and thanks once more for not calling me "that" term.
>>3462694
Well, alright, then. For starters, you got something to write with and on?
>>3462721
>It's a reference to the song Big Iron, where the "Ranger with the big iron on his hip" shoots someone called Texas Red (Player1) before he can draw his gun. While the end result of the song is like that, the line itself wasn't actually part of that death "scene", so to speak.
>>3462753
>Snuggles as you pet
>>3462694
You don't have to face him alone. Believe me, pushing others away to do that can end... poorly
>>3462728
Yeah, guess so.. You'd think when you were created though that they wouldn't put a funny bone jammed outta your head though, huh?
>>3462778
You should move. Sounds like it sucks there.
>>3462714
It's not that I can't, I just don't bother putting any effort in it. Of course, there's no proof of me being able to either, so I get your point.
>>3462738
Riiiiiiiight.
Afternoon peoples
>>3462800
No proof that I am.
>>3462753
You just want her all to yourself...
>>3462710
>>3462798
It is quite the enigma, isn't it?
Although its plenty of trouble, I do like it.
>>3462778
...Probably. Somewhere...If only I could return to my special hiding spot, I could bring everything to write important things down!
>>3462787
Well..He cannot find me here because this place doesn't..How to say this? Exist in his eyes? Yes, that must be it. For aslong he doesn't know this place exist, he cannot find me! So in a way, you are already protecting me, sir. And everyone else!
>>3462798
Leaving, outside of coming and going to here, is tricky. Magic nonsensery.
>>3462648
I don't think hosting from a tablet is a good idea.
>scratches behind your ears
>>3462721
Oh, it's a reference to the song Big Iron by Marty Robbins.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=999RqGZatPs
The line in the song means twenty people have tried to kill Texas Red already but they were all too slow and died. Twenty one would be the ranger who was quick enough.
Admittedly you are right. it doesn't really seem like a death event if you don't know the song so I'm gonna change it. Thanks anon.
>>3462735
That's actually pretty special, I don't think many people could do that and even though it's just small stuff it's still stuff.
>>3462766
I was hoping to get you flustered or something...
>>3462778
Don't worry about it Rika.
>It's a reference to the song Big Iron, where the "Ranger with the big iron on his hip" shoots someone called Texas Red (Player1) before he can draw his gun. While the end result of the song is like that, the line itself wasn't actually part of that death "scene", so to speak.
So that's what it was. Thanks for pointing it out.
First 36
>>3462849
Oh, well you honestly did somewhat, but I'm very down tempo right now is all.
>>3462800
>Hurr durr I can
Everyone knows you can't.
>>3462847
>not posting the GOAT version
>>3462858
Spike
>>3462858
Gengar
>>3462858
Ge-Ge
>>3462784
Don't fall asleep nooow!
>>3462823
D-Don't say that! I-I just want her to be perfectly happy with the person she'll spend the rest of her life with!
>>3462810
Hiya.
>>3462847
Riiiight.. N-No scratching though, I'm not a pet or anything!
>>3462849
Well, when you are made out of hee-snow, you can hee-do some weird stuff. Say, want to hee-see something spooky, hee-ho?
>>3462858
Jack Frost
>>3462858
Yin
>>3462858
Sanae Kochiya
>>3462858
Colonel Sanders
>>3462858
Pupperkaze
>>3462858
Kingsonnn Dededoo
>>3462858
Illya
>>3462847
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qfgHbdKqrOY
Better version coming through.
>>3462858
Klopp
>>3462858
Amane Suou
>>3462858
Few Ku
>>3462858
Masketta fighter
>>3462858
Jean Pierre Polnareff
>>3462858
Rika
>>3462858
Some girl
>>3462858
Vic Viper
>>3462858
King Kaito
>>3462861
Maybe I should ask you before I chill you out with conversation....?
>>3462858
Joel Matip
>>3462858
Sanae Dekomori
>>3462858
Eggman-kun
>>3462858
Patrick Bateman
>>3462858
Nikka Edvardine Katajainen
>>3462858
Lord Beerus
>>3462858
Paladin
>>3462858
Fujiwara no Mokou
>>3462858
Scanty Demon~
>>3462858
Matsu
>>3462879
>What brings you back here?
Hello Nepgear, been a while since I've seen you around
>>3462858
Dancin Fox
>>3462858
Doppio and Diavolo
>>3462833
Yeah, I don't envy ya, though.
What d'you demons do for fun?
>>3462838
Oh, I gotcha.
Hang on, a place ya can't leave without magic?
What?
>>3462858
Monsoon
>>3462858
Misato
>>3462879
Falling asleep while hugging you sounds nice...
>Hugs just a little bit tighter
>>3462858
Junko Enoshima
>>3462821
True, you win.
>>3462862
Alright, if you say so, sir.
Maus
>>3462858
Ukraine
>>3462858
Kneesocks
>>3462947
>kissu
>>3462858
Toshinori Yagi
>>3462836
I'd ask where that is, but it sorta defeats the purpose of the name...gimme a minute.
>She drops down in to the tank, and rummaging sounds ensue
>>3462849
Still, it's...appreciated. Really got on the nerves.
>>3462852
>Sorry for butting in about that.
>>3462936
Magic keeps everything in place, rather. Tough to circumvent.
>>3462858
Babby 5
>>3462858
Wendy
>>3462947
>filename
Hey Hoshi.
>>3462879
You want that person to be yourself. I see how you watch her while she sleeps...
>>3462858
Megumin
>>3462962
Yeah, yeah. Leave it in the pile over there.
>>3462890
>Let it play as I went to read other posts
>Gets towards the end
>Flip out
>This Fucking Video.
>>3462947
Why are you pretending to be Junko this time?
>>3462989
I'm ready.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ET7g0KKsDzE
>>3462936
We-Well I don't know about other demons, but...I personally enjoy Video games...mo-movies are also nice...
Rurururules keeping is also a thing, but around these parts...I don't believe its all that possible.
>>3462993
>gropes
>>3462858
The Player
>>3462989
I made it just on time for a game. I'm ready.
>>3462933
Ehh, I just come and go, kinda. Good to see you though.
>>3462943
Y-You can't do that, I have a game to attend!
>>3462973
Huuh? B-But I don't watch her while she sleeps.
>>3462836
So so long as you're here, he can't harm you. I'm glad to hear that
>>3462989
Maus was before Ukraine
>>3462989
Hee-great, hee-ho!
Hoshi buy me Pixiv premium
>>3462986
Hello Anon?
>>3463014
Can I join you or watch you play?
>>3462881
Sure, but just a warning, I don't scare easily and..
Did you say you were made of snow..?
Why aren't you melting...?
>>3462966
Rika, I'm sorry, anything else I do that bothers you?
>>3462986
Ooh, so I can say it, but you need privacy... I'm kidding that's perfectly fine, everyone has little things like that.
>>3462989
Looks good!
>>3462989
Ready as always.
>>3463032
That's nice of him.
>>3462966
Uhm..Did the tank just eat you? Do i need to rscue you? I can tear it open in an instant i-if i have to!
>>3463016
...You should be more worried about your own safety, Mister Polnareff. My father is a very, very, very bad person.
>>3462989
>off by one
>>3462966
Oh, I gotcha.
Must suck to live in a place like that.
>>3463002
You heard of this cool new thing called Netflix? It came out like three years ago.
We could totally Netflix and chill sometime once you join the gang.
>>3463054
I asked him to buy me it, you useless faggot
>>3462989
Here we go.
>>3462989
The power is in myself, jot the district. I can prove it.
>>3462997
Pretending? You've probably just seen a holigram, silly.
>>3463007
>Cuts off hand
>>3463061
Baby 5 is bae.
I love her quirk of getting mad at people and then immediately crying because she feels bad that she was mean
>>3463014
Nice too see you too. Good luck in the games as well.
>>3463051
Good luck people. District 1's got this game
>>3463039
You can watch, unless you've signed up!
>>3462989
Let's get this show on the road!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jsKdEV8BHn8
>>3463046
Just the whole touchy thing.
>>3463057
No, I drive it, I live in it. Besides, it's not that fragile. Just looking for things!
>>3463066
Even worse when you're disliked by society for a disdain of magic.
>>3463061
dafuq, where'd all of these one piece characters come from?
>>3463057
I've dealt with evil people before, and they were powerful as well. And why wouldn't I care about the safety of my friend as much as my own?
>>3463046
>He reaches to grab his neck, before stopping for a second.
One: Yes
Two: Hee-well, magic keeps me from hee-melting, hee-ho! Anyways.
>He grabs his own neck, and rips off his head.
Hee-ho!
>He throws the head into the air, and catches it.
Ta-da!
>>3463078
>Fucks
>>3463078
>holigram
u fucking retarded south korean i swear to fuckin god
>>3462858
Corvo Attano
>>3463098
I'll be watching you play then. Good luck!
>>3463066
Oh that'd be lovely, I've heard that Netflix has some fantastic movie choices...and some movies I probably can't even fine anymore.
I've always wanted Netflix...but I never wanted to waste my own money on it.
>>3463100
...Huuuuh? So t's like a big metal box that can ride like a horse? Wow! It must be very magical to have one!
>>3463113
But mister, you do not understand! If he finds me, I am forced to obey his commands again and he will surely order me to kill you first..I don't want to hurt people EVER again!
>>3463078
This gonna be good.
>>3462989
Ready.
>>3463095
You too.
>>3463134
T-Thanks..
>>3463152
>Gives one last hug
>>3462756
I-I'm only pretending to be terrible, I swear
>>3463144
>She pops her head back out
It's PURE SCIENCE!
>>3463144
I have a trump card, a way to deal with him as soon as he shows up... you won't be forced to do anything by him again
>>3463100
You are?
Ah, don't worry about it.
Magic's overrated.
>>3463137
Some movie called 'Planet of the Apes' came out in America earlier this year, thought it looked pretty cool.
Did ya see it?
>>3463168
I want to fuck tarn
>>3463152
So how has Nepnep been?
>>3463195
Go to bed.
>>3462989
Is it too late to have you swap in
>>3462961
>>3463207
>>3463193
Planet of the apes...you mean the movie about the world being taken over by Apes? of course I have.
I thought it was pretty enjoyable.
>>3463207
Feudal Lord? Eh, whatever I'll help out
>>3463205
Replaced by a better Neptune.
>>3463207
...I died in the bloodbath, ho.
>>3463217
...The important thing is that you tried, Sister.
>Kissu
The effort is appreciated.
>>3463166
Lumbery Jacky kind of anon? What the hell does that mean?
>>3463175
Is science a metal from your world? It looks like..steel to me. With a coat of paints...
>>3463185
No..no you don't. He doesn't even exist in your perception untill he wants you death. And make no mistake, if he wants you to perish, it's too late. But if you insist. His name is...Uhm...
Oh daisypetals, I forgot! Maybe it's a good thing that i forgot...
>post yfw
