HG Thread
>>3458616
Yes I'm perfectly fine, why?
>>3458622
Yes of course, Doppio
I want to violently rape Muffet.
Mmh Ohh
>>3458643
Thanks, can I touch your horn?
>>3458643
I was just wondering, nothing else.
I'm back
>>3458659
I'd rather you not, its sensitive.
>>3458661
Ah, thank you for caring, anon, that's very kind of you, I appreciate it.
>>3458672
Welcome back
>>3458676
Like sensitive how?
Like when you bite ice cream and your teeth hurt sensitive or like ticklish sensitive?
>>3458687
Something like that, Yes, so if you could do me a solid and not touch it, I'd be thankful.
>>3458676
Of course. I like you as a friend.
>>3458672
Did you pump some iron at the gym, you massive homosexual?
>>3458680
Hello Sanae, how are you doing ?
>A load roar can be heard from the nearby oceans
>>3458697
W'alright, I guess.
I didn't know demons were wusses.
>>3458704
>throws an 80,000 Ton brick
>>3458702
I'm doing fine, how about you
>>3458704
Oh dear...
>runs away from the shoreline
>>3458718
I-I'm not a wuss...the horn's just sensitive is all...I-Its like a sweet tooth, or a funny bone...
>>3458701
Yup, it was kind of cool, I talked with a lot of people about the Euro.
>>3458726
I'm doing exactly like you. How is the Shrine doing ?
>>3458737
Sounds ta me like you're just a big 'ol wuss.
>>3458704
Aw, crap, not again.
>>3458746
I believe she means it's like a Twi'lek lekku...
>>3458737
Wuss.
>>3458704
>p-pushes back into the ocean?
>>3458742
I guess it's doing fine, but I haven't had the time to check since I got here
>>3458672
-Hideo Kojima, 2016
>>3458746
I-I'm not, how would you like it if I just smacked your funny bone, right now?
That's how it feels when someone grabs my horn, its not a nice feeling, and it lingers too.
>>3458755
I dunno what that means.
Ron koeman is the new Everton...Lol
>>3458758
A-Am not! I'm not a wuss, I-I'm a high ranking demon general dammit!
>>3458769
Well.. I wouldn't really mind if it was soft.
So if I just touch it then it's not a big deal, right?
'Sides, why you got a horn smack dab on the middle of your head if it hurts when people touch it?
That's kinda dumb.
I think you're just a wuss.
>>3458763
I hope the donations are doing good, I just gave 20$, I hope it's enough
>>3458765
>Yee
>>3458770
>>3458784
It's an erogenous zone....
>>3458783
>pokes horn
Poke.
>>3458784
I-...I just don't like people touching my horn, alright?
Its not a place I liked to be touched...
>>3458789
Any amount is appriciated
>>3458726
I want to pick you up and carry you to bed where the two of us make out to no end
>>3458798
I want Kneesocks to touch my horn.
>>3458795
>>3458798
What, so it's like a dick on your face?
>>3458807
>>3458797
>A Shiver goes down her shine and she jumps
A-Ah...ca-can you please not?
>>3458809
Not unless we get married, anon, which will probably never happen.
>>3458811
...No not at all, like I said, its more like a funny bone...please don't compare my horn to a phallus.
>>3458826
>pokes it again
Touch.
>>3458811
No... not really...
More of a sensitive zone that feels "pleasure", it's not used in any sort of breeding....
>>3458826
Marry me please.
>>3458826
Haha, it's like a dick, isn't it?
That's hilarious.
You've got a big boner on your forehead, you wuss.
>>3458840
So it's like a dick!
>>3458817
It's not naughty, I just want to cuddle with you
>>3458799
Last time I gave money to a Shrine, Reimu tried to steal my wallet
>>3458835
>Kneesocks smacks the anons hand
No, stop it.
>>3458842
...I-I'm sorry, what?
>>3458846
I-Its not a Phallus! wh-why does everybody think its a phallus?!
>>3458866
Yeah, it totally is!
Lemme touch it, 'else I'm gonna call you dickface.
>>3458866
Why should I?
>>3458854
Reimu isn't that greedy, but she really should present herself in a more divine manner.
>>3458851
That's not what you said before
>>3458846
NO! It's not used in breeding.... It's more like a sort of area that's sensitive and is connected to the part of the brain that releases various hormones....
>realizes you're to thick to understand anything he just said
Yes.... It's like neutered genitalia...
>>3458880
...Haaa, Fine, if you're gonna be like that, you can touch it.
>>3458884
Because you're not going to get a reaction out of me, its a bone, anon, a pain sensitive bone.
>>3458889
What's naughty about making out?
>>3458889
Don't you girls have some kind of rivalry between Shrines ?
panda panda panda panda
>>3458901
I don't believe I'll have to explain that.
>>3458906
There is, but there's plenty of fiath to go around
Bored, have this thing I made looking through all my old characters
>>3458897
That's fuckin' hilarious, holy shit.
Watch this.
>>3458899
>He reaches up slowly and gently grabs it, but it was all a ruse! Of course, he starts rapidly stroking it!
I bet it totally is like a dick, isn't it?!
>>3458927
Literally who?
>>3458929
>he starts rapidly stroking it
>>3458916
>>3458907
>>3458917
Unnecessary violence...but thank you anyway.
>>3458929
>Kneesocks jolts and lets out a little gasp
Do-Doppio! Wh-What the hell are you doing, qui-quit it, seriously!
>>3458929
Literally who
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k7avTxGKAzU
>>3458920
Do I get some kind of fidelity card if I donate regurarly ?
>>3458920
If yu can get someone else to agree that making out is naughty I'll leave you alone about it
So. This is the place. The fabled no-man's land of conflict without end.
>people sexualizing Kneesocks
>>3458941
Watch! This is gonna be great!
...Is this gay? I dunno!
>>3458946
Shh!
Let it happen! This is gonna be hilarious!
>He keeps going faster and faster.
Give me 24 tributes
I'll bump if needed
>>3458949
>good taste
g-ganon that you?
>>3458966
Doppio and Diavolo
>>3458950
You'll have the blessing of the Moriya Shrine goddesses.
>>3458951
I think a lot of people will agree that making out with a random person is naughty
>>3458964
Good going, Doppio.
>>3458964
Yeah that's really gay mate
>>3458966
Rave Horse
>>3458929
>>3458946
>stares
What are you doing?!?
>>3458960
>In a show with sexualized angels and demons, with an actual scene where the sisters masturbate, sexualizing her is wrong
>>3458966
Clank the B1
>>3458966
Rika
>>3458955
That's what they call it, at least. Really it's "without end, provided someone wants to start up a game".
>>3458966
X7-10
>>3458966
Kneesocks
>>3458964
Gu-Guh...
>blood spurts from Kneesocks' nose out of nowhere
Pl-Please stop...t-to much stimulation...
>>3458966
Luca Blight
>>3458966
Klopp
>>3458966
Metallia and the Hundred Knight
>>3458966
Kirei Kotomine.
>>3458966
Shalashaska
>>3458973
That's g-good, I think
>>3458966
Sanae Kochiya
>>3458966
Jack Frost
>>3458966
Joel Matip
>>3458998
It's more than good, it's great
>>3458975
>>3458980
Whatever!
I can jerk a girl's facedick if I want!
>>3458990
>He lets go in a panic.
W-Woah, holy shit, are you dying?
It was just a prank.
>>3458966
Filia
>>3458990
OH DEAR MAKER, I WAS RIGHT!!!
>>3458966
Shinka Nibutani
>>3458966
M60 MBT
>>3458966
Sierra
>>3458966
Kano Shuuya
>>3458966
Matsu
>>3458990
Wow, uh, do you need a tissue or something?
>>3459008
Will Mokou be blessed too ?
>>3458966
Lord Beerus
>>3459013
Ahem.
>>3458966
King of /trash/
>>3459009
N-No...Its fine...
>Kneesocks wipes the blood from her nose
That's what happens when you rub the horn too fast.
>>3459011
...About what, Mister droid?
>>3459004
Can you breast feed me?
>>3458973
I don't see one person agreeing with you.
>>3459022
I haven't seen Mokou visit the shrine, not even Reimu's
>>3459025
SWEET.
Thanks
Sliver Queen
>>3459020
No anon, I'm fine, I've had much worse anyway.
>>3459029
>douses the horn with water
>>3459029
That your horn was like a Twi'lek's lekku...
It's an erogenous zone...
>>3459031
oh jeez.
>>3459029
Huh.
Usually people don't jizz blood, but alright.
I'll give ya the benefit of the doubt since you're a demon.
>>3458966
Yukkuri Reimu
>>3458966
King Kaito the dance partner
>>3459036
She's a bit busy with the cooking, but we both gave money
>something came up, gotta go for a bit
>>3458985
MegatronXRika when?
>>3459058
>>3458966
Christie Sarah Tsukiko
>>3459056
Fine. I'll go share my love with someone else.
Prude
>>3459061
Morning!
Uh, afternoon, I mean
>>3459039
A pleasure.
>>3458966
Misato
>>3458966
Fujiwara no Mokou
if needed
>>3458966
Megumin
>>3459062
>see you later
>>3459030
That's quite a rude question to ask to a lady, dontcha think?
I'll bump it, give me some more time
>>3459076
Wait wait!
I didn't mean to be rude
>>3459072
Dude.
You can't tell me that's not a facedick.
That's a straight up boner on her face.
>>3459065
What?
>>3459045
...That's not going to solve anything.
>>3459011
...Its not an erogenous zone, it just causes nosebleeds and other rather unpleasant things.
>>3459058
That wasn't jizz...that was actual honest to god blood...and it also hurt.
>>3459072
Its fine, you don't need to worry about a thing.
>>3459100
>Hot_and_bothered.gif
>>3459081
Good afternoon, how are you today?
https://youtu.be/dUxbUDRycn0
>>3459093
It said question time and you obviously have the necessary assets to do so.
>>3459107
Totally was. Don't worry, though. Your secret's safe with me, doll.
I won't touch the facedick anymore.
Memes are shit.
>>3459109
I never meant to be rude, I'm sorry
Please visit the Moriya Shrine sometime.
>>3459117
You're quite right.
So to answer your question:
Sorry I can't breastfeed you, you don't think to be suffering of any lactose deficit, plus I don't even know you anon.
>>3459115
Pretty good, pretty lazy. Good to see you. How's your day shaping up?
>>3459129
Which avatar would you turn gay for?
>>3459135
I'm not that anon. Suwako's the only reason I'd be interested in the shrine anyways.
>>3459104
>>3459065
Nevermind, not enough tribs
Check.
>>3459141
Doppio got a booty
>>3459107
It's still like lekku though, Just doesn't preform that duty or their weird language...
>>3459117
Do you not even know how the process of organic reproduction works?
>>3459141
DDD
>>3459129
>>3459148
Looks good.
>>3459141
Izaya and Kaito.
>>3459146
Lady Suwako also enjoys company, so make sure to visit sometimes.
>>3459148
looks good
>>3459107
>Slaps horn
>>3459148
Let the quest to glory begin.
>>3459141
Hoshi, no meme
Guitar players are cool
>>3459112
Nah, I'm an adult.
You gotta be pretty young to not understand that it's totally a dick.
So really, you're the immature one, don't ya think?
>>3459149
H-Hey, quiet, you.
>>3459148
Looks great, hee-ho!
Good luck.
>>3459141
Soda.
Just look at him.
>>3459148
>>3459062
Old man, can you still fight?
>>3459148
Time to burn everything to ash!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X_RpSdk9L4Y
>>3459136
Not knowing is half the fun, qt3.1415
>pets
>>3459184
>>3459121
It's not a face-phallus for Christs sake.
God that's going to sting for a while...
probably a long while...god help me...
>>3459150
...Do I want to know?
>>3459165
>A little bit of left-over blood spurts from her nose and she lets out a groan
CAN YOU NOT? PLEASE?!
>>3459184
First, to procure some food...mostly baked goods.
>>3459174
It just seems kinda strange that you keep thinking it's a dick. It doesn't really look like one. If you squint real hard, you might see one.
>>3459187
>Just look at him.
Soda's a boy?
>>3459184
What do you use to replace the cornucopia text, and can you link me to it?
>>3459198
What the fuck is that link
>>3459137
That's nice to hear, but for me it's going to be a pretty... Casual day I feel, ganna loosen the tie ya'know
>>3459162
Thank you for the compliment but I-I don't really know how to respond much after that...
>>3459190
Gah! S-stop it!
>>3459200
If you're going to stop there, it's 3.1416.
>>3459207
>
Yes anon, he is. He is best boy, along with Gundham.
>>3459184
Damn it Matip!
>>3459148
Alright, let's get this show on the road!
>>3459184
Hehe...I've learned a few things about dodging!
>>3458985
>>3459194
He's still in active service, far as I can tell, so probably. Have fun with that whole "conflict without end" thing.
>>3459100
Promise?
>>3459184
This place is like Hoth... Does it ever stop snowing?
>>3459202
Depends, It's more like expressions than words... like eyebrows...
>>3459184
Are you going to stay hidden in there?
>>3459200
Can't refuse a petting, though
>qt.3.1415
I love a smart man
>>3459184
Stupid... thing! Agh!
>Kicks it!
>>3459212
Shut your mouth you pig!
>>3459225
promise what?
>>3459233
Hahahaha! Run, run, RUN!
i miss miss baker
>>3459233
What was that?
>looks out
Oh dear....
>>3459209
I don't really remember, it's been such a long time since I worked on my games
I think it's an addon on firefox though
>>3459202
Hey, well uh, if it makes you feel any better you can get me back.
I've got this hair floopy thing that you can smack around, that's like a horn, right?
>>3459205
It totally does!
It even acts like one. How much would it suck to have a dick on your face?
>>3459248
Hey, that's my heli.
>>3459240
Promise you didn't mean to he rude
>>3459233
This group of horny swamp rats is willing to eat just about anything. Die you whore of a mare!
>>3459233
Let's wait here till the snowstorm calms down, girls.
>>3459233
Who did that? Someone is going to pay for that window.
>>3459233
You saved me? Ha! That will be your undoing!
>>3459222
Believe me, for once I will
>>3459233
Of course plague fits me the moment I plan to fight.
>>3459226
Ah, sounds romantic...I don't think I could do something like that with my horn, Its mostly just...pain.
>>3459233
Do I really have to be around these two...they make me feel "inadequate"...
>>3459253
I don't think you'd feel anything from that, Its hair, unlike my solid horn...
>>3459255
I promise that I never meant to be rude
>>3459209
>>3459249
https://addons.mozilla.org/en-US/firefox/addon/foxreplace/
>>3459233
>>3459260
Now who's the pig you stupid knight! If you wore a bit less armor and knew what the hell you were actually doing you wouldn't have needed me to save your life. I'll just stab you in the throat later anyways.
>>3459215
>kissu
>>3459253
Well, to have an actual dick on my face would be awful, but what Miss Kneesocks has is a horn, not a dick. Besides, blood came out of her nose for god sake.
>>3459235
Hello Luca, how are you today? A little cranky?
>>3459247
I miss Iida as well...
>>3459215
That sounds nice. Kick the feet up and drop some of the formalities. As far as those other anons go, you should feel sexy as fuck, man. It's a good feel.
>>3459253
I know now....
>>3459265
I don't understand romance, but what ever floats your starship....
>>3459270
Wake up you useless bunch! Your all going to be my play toys today.
>>3459276
fuck iida hes a bitch
miss baker is where its at
>>3459270
Sleep well. Whoever you are, little man.
>>3459141
Ringabel
Darling
Izaya
Seth Rollins
>>3459265
Might as well try.
Go for it.
>>3459270
>Punches the bear with the force of a speeding train, sending it flying with a hole in the side of its face.
Free meat!
>>3459274
Yeah, isn't like she jizzed blood?
It's totally a dick. I dunno why you're tryin' to make it anything else.
It's a facedick.
>>3459270
Stop doing that, idiot! I'm trying to sleep!
>>3459228
I'm going to call yoooou... Pupper-chan.
>>3459294
>Darling
Yo-You too...
>>3459261
Live a boring life or something?
>>3459270
>>3459295
>She screams in terror, trying to scramble away in a blind panic
someone help, l have stuff to do but a nap is calling
>>3459295
Well, if it IS a facedick, wouldn't that mean you just gave her a handie or something?
>>3459295
Look at that dick you've got growing out of the side of your head. It's all bent and wobbly to.
>>3459266
I'm sorry of I came on too strong. Maybe I could take you out somewhere first?
>>3459269
We'll see who stabs who you worthless maggot! I'll make sure you pay for even saving my life!
>>3459270
Heheheehehehe... all these traps! All to myself. HA!!
>>3459276
I'm tired. Now what do you want?
>>3459309
Stupid snow... stupid world...
>>3459306
It's a bit corny... But thank you for taking time to give me a nickname. I gadly accept it.
>>3459309
Don't you ever dare try and fuck with the Great Swamp Witch Metallia again you scum!
>>3459309
You can take care of every problem for me, right?
>>3459320
That's more like it, what did you have in mind?
>>3459295
She fucks her sister with it, you're absolutely right.
>>3459326
If you can even move around in that stupid clunky armor.
>>3459273
W-why me? There are more attractive people here I believe..
>>3459277
I'm ganna drink again to night maybe, but honestly I just woke up one day looking like this, it isn't something I can control so I don't really want to get a big ego over it..
>>3459289
Don't mean Iida's a buddy?
>>3459326
... Hi.
>>3459295
>Kneesocks swipes at the little droopy bit of hair
...Its not quite as satisfying...
>>3459309
That was-...oh you poisoned this didn't you, you little ra-
>fucking dies
>>3459309
Argh! I forgot to reconfigure it back to beams!
>>3459310
Wh- hey!
You want a leg?
>>3459312
I j-..?
Oh. I guess I did.
It's not gay if it's attached to a girl, though.
>>3459315
This is hair, stupid.
>>3459339
See!
I knew it. Totally a facedick.
>>3459330
After we get married you can be Mrs. Pupper-chan.
>>3459344
No it's a giant flaccid wobbly dick on your head.
>>3459334
You will not survive long with that attitude, little girl.
Don't trust anybody, not even yourself.
>>3459342
Yeah, guess it wouldn't b-
>His nose explodes into a downward geyser of blood.
>>3459339
I DO NO SUCH THING, CEASE YOUR LIES!
We-Well maybe once, BUT THAT'S NONE OF YOUR BUSINESS!
>>3459340
This armor isn't clunky in the slightest. In my hands, it's as light as a feather.
>>3459341
Oi. Now, what do you want from me?
>>3459358
...Do-Doppio, are you alright? th-that doesn't look...good.
>>3459341
iida is a penis.
>>3459360
What's with everyone trying to mess with my familiars.
>>3459358
Haha!
>>3459351
E-Easy ! This is going too far too quickly... Let's be friend to begin.
>>3459344
>Still in a panic, she staggers to her feet and bolts up the side of and leaps in to a nearby tank
>>3459360
...Uh.
