HG thread
First for kek
>tfw you think you're in love with an avafag
>>3457139
>>3457091
Ugh.. Can't I do anythin' to make it up to ya? I feel real bad, even though it needed ta be done.
>>3457150
Shut up Tricky
Draw stuff
>>3457139
How can you be so incapable of making human facial expressions?
>>3457153
>bare feet
>worst girl
Plebeian
>>3457150
It's all my charisma.
>>3457150
WHO IS IT
>>3457150
(It's a rocky road. Not the ice cream. Tell them and work it out. Remember that it can only ever be a casual thing most likely.)
>>3457150
Tell us who, fuck nugget.
>>3457139
That face is not a smile
That face is
grrr im angry
>>3457150
Pssh, idiot.
>>3457139
>>3457152
>I don't get this new meme
>>3457155
Probably not, nah.
>>3457177
It's Bolin. An avafag that's known underage and an idiot.
>>3457163
Hows this?
>>3457150
Who?
>>3457182
>Oh shit it's Bolin! I didn't even notice it was him.
>>3457150
For what purpose?
what's considered a good dl speed?
>>3457186
Nigga please, now this is a sexy ass foot.
>>3457210
Nice fingertoes faggot
>>3456962
>Thank you. If you can her voice then I'm probably doing something right.
>>3457042
>Care to explain? I'll be working on both of them.
>>3457182
>idiot
>like that's unique in this place.
>>3457215
Danke
>>3457162
I'm an emotionless little nigger. I went to a party and it was just a bunch of normos discussing who fucking kissed who and blasting their shitty music so I just stood in the corner looking at my 4chan folder and occasionally bending my knees slightly to the beat of the song while making that expression and putting a finger gun to my head.
What put the shit cherry on top of the shit cake was some girl stealing my phone, looking through it and finding pic related
>>3457205
Hey I didn't post those
>>3457224
I don't know much about Ramlethals source, but your Garnet is great. So, yeah, you're doing something right.
Also, Ram is a grade A hottie.
I want footfags to leave
>>3457231
>Trap porn
>>3457237
Ok, I am not posting my ass. I'm not a total slut.
>>3457242
>>3457237
Oh but furfags are okay
:D
Hello.
>>3457244
>He doesn't like traps
Cmon it's 2016
>>3457231
You're still a nigger.
Nice hair by the way.
I fucking puked.
>Kanie
post the best foot pic of your ava
>>3457254
They can leave with you
>>3457258
Not kink shaming, just the fact that it was specifically trap porn she found. Like wow.
Test.
>All these footfags
>>3457278
>>3457215
!?
>>3457231
>having hentai on your phone
>>3457277
lmao
>>3457258
>he likes traps
You're still gay
>>3457300
>>3457300
>>3457300
>undertale porn op
>the faggotry of this thread
>>3457261
Fuck you Ka- No, I can't say your name
>>3457272
Yeah. Not sure if she knew it was trap porn or not, she isn't creeped out though because we're pretty good friends.
>>3457277
KEK
fucking save my dude
>>3457285
It's a bad idea I know. I only have one or two hentai pics including the trap, she knows about both. One of them is this
>>3457287
Yeah I know
>Tig ole bitties.
>This thread
Can we just start a fucking game, oh my god.
>>3457322
>loli
>cowtits
>cowtits at all
I'm gonna puke.
>>3457323
No, it's time for traps.
>>3457323
Sorry m8, I'm on a roll with events and too busy to host.
You know what's weird? I haven't capped any events in months...
>>3457322
>Oppai loli
Nice
>>3457335
>>3457322
Too thicc
>>3457350
>>3457335
>>3457335
>I haven't had much lately either.
>>3457361
>>3457335
Cause it's all shit we've seen before and probably already have capped.
>>3457024
Get this straight, I did get the community. That's something I can't choose to do or not. If I were alone, I wouldn't have done anything but there were people who did support my ideas and did miss what it used to be. So I did my best for people I thought as friends. But they're all managing fine without this place and I'm busy myself. If it can become what I want it to be for the moment I host a game, then that's fine with me. I don't really care about hate, I'd try again given another chance. To the people who dislike me because I tried to shitpost a place on the internet back to what I want it to be, well I don't know what to tell you. I cared, yet I didn't really. It's a funny thing.
Right now I feel so distanced from this place I can't even post without considering if I even want people replying to me which would make me have to try and reply to them and I'm not invested at all most of the time.
I literally only talk to and want to talk to more or less two or three people from HG.
Don't know, this isn't a place to quit or leave, it's always there and too busy to reach, and looking at this place will always be better than being bored. It's too easy.
I'll definitely come to blow off steam once in a while. I have to in some way. Whether it's Shitposting, RPing, or Hosting, that depends on the threads or how I feel at the time. That's if I even bother to post at all. So I'll just sit and watch. I can't make heads or tails of half
the things happening in these threads anymore and I doubt I'd like it if anyone explained.
>>3457440
Why do you have to write an essay every single time you post
Nobody even reads your shorter posts
Why would they read your essays
>>3457335
>>3457464
>>3457352
We need thicker
>>3457335
Newfag hosts don't know how to use inspect element to create funny scenarios
>>3457335
I nearly forgot I even had this one.
>>3457440
The anon you were replying to.
Legit the only reason I even come back to HG is to pass time. I play other games with people outside HG because the games in HG are shit now anyways. The simulator is meant to keep people entertained for a week or two at most and since we decided to try and make standards for it, it just got shittier and more and more people didn't want to put the effort in for empty thank yous.
>>3457335
>>3457335
>>3457475
>>3457501
>the games in HG are shit now anyways
Maybe you just got burned out on them. Just because you don't like it anymore doesn't make it shit. There's a couple new hosts that have popped up recently that have some pretty interesting codes.
>>3457526
>>3457527
Give the codes 4-5 runs and unless you update it with around 100 more events its going to be boring again.
The sim isn't meant to go for this long. The community has moved away from the sim in general.
>>3457335
>>3457463
I dunno, you seem to know more than me.
>>3457501
The only difference between you and me is that I tried and bashed my head on a wall without any results. But indeed, you are proof that this place isn't what it used to be and that drop in quality made more people leave than my shitposting and drama ever did.
But whatever, this didn't have to be a place that you'd just stick around with for two weeks. I've been here for over a year because I've had one good games too many.
I'm not crazy, I've just seen shit people haven't seen and it's driven me to act the way I've done.
>>3457527
That's subjective. Good luck keeping this alive with 3 people who still don't think it's shit. The point is to have the least amount of people think it's shit but the bars been lowered so low, only people like you stick around.
>>3457549
>>3457539
This one made me kek
>>3457335
>>3457559
>>3457559
>>3457554
I've been here with you too faggot. Bashing your head against a wall is what you've always done. Since the first small shit storms of the steam group starting up all the way till now.
>>3457540
>>3457554
Nice dystopian views there fagtron.
Plenty of people still have fun here. Just because you don't doesn't mean HG is dying. Things change. It's not always going to be the same feeling as when you first joined HG. Stop thinking HG is shit when you spend time here and maybe you'll start to have fun again.
>>3457476
No, we need small and cute.
>>3457625
I can't fap to small and cute
>>3457593
Blood is thicker than water. I will sooner turn to you for help than anyone that I don't know here.
>>3457612
This isn't for me. I call it shit. Deal with it. You faggots have fun with this shit. That's fine. But it takes a special kind of autism to still enjoy this place and think there isn't something to be desired. I didn't join, I was here when it started. Calling it different words doesn't change what it is now. Compared to the Eden this place used to be, it's dead. Whether it's the board, people not caring, new people, the distancing from the actual games, it's shit compared to what it is. Different people have moved in, the old have moved out. Good luck, I guess.
>When you find your old code and cringe at the events
This is a bad feel that I never knew existed.
>>3457612
Oh I do have fun here still you turbo nignog. It's just not from the games anymore. The games have gotten washed up to the point we have a pastebin to take your pick from whenever you want to host if your to lazy like myself to make a code.
HG is shit, but HG isn't the community. HG is a game in a series that brant made a simulator on. We honestly are just a bunch of avatar fucks that found a simple game that we can plug ourselves into to pass the time. It works with any game if you actually try it. What I have fun with, the people, not the sim.
>>3457653
And I'll still call you a fucking faggot and come to you whenever I stop being lazy and try to make a game that I'll get bored with.
>>3457653
Dead to you, that's nice, wonderful, clearly plenty of people don't feel that way, and yet you insist on bitching about it over and over and over.
>>3457644
Good, you aren't supposed to.
>>3457659
>Remind me to never look at my abandoned BlazBlue games events
>>3457690
Oh thank christ.
>>3457685
Call it bitching, call it whatever you want. Dead to me, dead to every other faggot that left this place because of how shit it became. People were leaving because of things like lewds since May. I'm just one of those people.
I know "many" people don't feel that way, those 10 to 20 people who actually still RP and play the games instead of just lurking and shitposting.
And I'm not going to change my opinion to please you, so deal with it, like I said. You can't stop me from speaking it. As a hundred times, I say the same each answer.
Clearly plenty of people enjoyed it, clearly plenty of people left. Clearly you're able to deal with the autism without it melting your brains. Congrats. What an achievement. Such fun, much entertainment.
>>3457709
Lolis are for cuddling and calling kawaii, pervert-kun.
Why are Asukafags the worst?
t. Misatofag
>>3457761
Lolis are the best for blowjobs though
Who still cares about HG anyway?
>>3457758
Then you've got me. Look into previous avatars you've tried to play and got any wins on.
Pick them back up months later and just enjoy your time.
>>3457758
Do you enjoy yelling into the void?
>>3457773
NO
>>3457770
We're no better, just /ss/ fags
t. Misatofag
>>3457792
>void
>Nobody even reads
Something tells me you want me to believe no one reads my post in an effort to try to make me not see the point of it anymore and stop posting when I just don't care?
>>3457781
It's a drug I can't drop. I'm still waiting for something else to catch my interest and leave this place all together.
>>3457797
Yes!
When a dick can barely even fit into their mouth, but they do their best to take it anyway, and their cheeks are puffed out with a blush.
Lolis are best for blowjobs.
>>3457781
>I still like it here
>>3457812
Reported!
Give me 36.
If you can think of any LoZ events, pass them my way while entering.
>>3457825
Doppio and Diavolo
>>3457787
I'll do that when I have the time and patience.
I'll RP with people I find entertaining. People who just sit there and just talk bullshit all day are not entertaining.
These are just my preferences. Proceed to get angry at them because I'm obviously important to some sperglord out there.
>>3457825
Kuga the Sealed One
>>3457825
Dancin fox
>>3457781
>Eh? There is just nothing else? I just come to this place out of boredom.
>>3457825
Jack Frost
>>3457825
Serenity
>>3457825
Elly
>(Player1) can't handle the combined speed of the Bunny Hood and Pegasus Boots, and runs straight off a cliff.
>>3457812
Do NOT!
You have to treat the lolis nicely! Make them their favorite breakfast in the morning and tuck them in at night, not forgetting to turn on the nightlight so they wont get scared in the dark!
>>3457825
Kevin Owens
>these marks believe I don't have multiple threads open at all times
>>3457825
Zlatan
>>3457825
Clank the B1
(Player1) gets run over by a Goron.
>>3457825
Anchorage
>>3457825
Metallia and the Hundred Knight
>>3457825
Dan the Man
>>3457825
Sanae Kochiya
>>3457825
Fujiwara no Mokou
>>3457825
Matsu
>>3457825
Princess Not The One Hosting A Dead Dance Asuka
>>3457825
X7-10
>>3457825
Loli Protector
>>3457825
Baki
>>3457825
Kneesocks
>>3457825
El Huachimingo
>>3457843
Well yeah of course, you'd treat the lolis like the cute little princesses they are.
AND encourage them to suck your dick.
>>3457825
Luca Blight
>>3457825
Wendy
>>3457825
Ukraine
>>3457825
Kano Shuuya
>>3457825
The Deak
>>3457825
Chill mario
>>3457825
Koyomi Araragi
>>3457825
Marquess of Queensbury
>(Player1) is forced into a marriage with a Zora
>>3457825
Sliver Queen
>>3457825
Monsoon
>>3457870
LOLIS ARE NOT FOR LEWD, PERVERT-KUN!
>>3457825
Literally Me
>>3457874
C-Cute!
>>3457899
YES THEY ARE
>>3457825
Akatsuki
>>3457906
Heloise, pls.
>>3457832
With my time until August being uneventful I've got nothing better to do than just revert back to my typical shtick.
Two cool upsides to my wait. Finally got passing scores in all areas on my IST, and we got a new Gunnery SGT at our recruiting office.
>>3457825
Accelerator
>>3457825
Annoying Dog
>>3457904
Where did you find this picture of me?
>>3457924
I'm everywhere on the cover of your favorite magazine.
>>3457825
Megumin
Thanks for the event ideas, y'all.
Check 'em.
>>3457941
looks good enough to begin.
>>3457941
(Looks good)
>>3457939
>pets
>>3457825
Lord Beerus
>>3457939
>>3457918
>>3457939
Swap me out for this idiot right here.
>>3457941
Sir, there appears to be two of me. I don't quite remember using that technique.
>>3457959
Yes, thank you for the compliment, anon.
>>3457941
>>3457965
>>3457941
*Yawns* Another like a morning slaughter to get the blood rushing!
>>3457964
Give this man my spot for his late arrival.
>>3457941
>>3457941
Looks hee-great, hee-ho!
>>3457941
Let's do it!
>>3457941
Looks good, lets roll.
>>3457994
I want to do you
>>3457994
B-b-b-back that ass up!
>>3457941
Squad No.4 seems to be ready.
>>3458007
Uh, n-no thanks, Anon.
I'm alright.
>>3458010
What? I don't.. Uh..
>>3458025
>pets the boat
>>3457994
Why are you talking into a frog?
Fixed the mistake with Elly, so megumi gets in without a need for a swap. Also swapped literally me with beerus
We begin
>>3457963
>I'm going through some shit right now, so I'm not up for RPing right now. Sorry.
>>3457965
>Thank you. I won't be RPing but I will be intensly lurking the game.
>>3458030
C'mon man! You seemed into it before. Show us what your momma have you.
>>3458042
>runs around screaming
>>3458039
Frog? No, can't you see I'm just using a phone?
There's no frog here.
>>3458042
Good luck, you guys!
>>3458052
Oh, uh, my mom's kinda.. Dead, y'know.
>>3458042
Hasta la vista, amigo
I want to Netflix & Chill with Kneesocks
>>3458042
Sir, this is not the time to-
>>3458042
>>3458038
This was entirely your fault, Anonymous!
>>3458042
Not today,
>>3458042
Such a god damn failure! Couldn't even take me down, when I just woken up. AHAHAAHAHAHAHA! More killing for me then!
>>3458065
She gave it when you were born, and that gift was those hips!
>>3458042
Huh...!?
>>3458065
No, that's a frog. Don't try to tell me it's not.
>>3458070
Anon, if you want to watch some Movies with me all you have to do is ask.
>>3458042
You know, being the first event always makes me think that i'm going to fucking die immediately knowing my luck. But i didn't!
>>3458049
feel better soon mage
>pets anyways
>>3458042
Is this the kind of shit you keep on your drawers, Yomikawa? Tch...
>>3458049
>You're in alreay anyway. Take care.
>>3458100
Want to watch kungfu movies with me?
>>3458076
Maybe it was my intention.
>>3458090
Oh, uh.. Thanks..?
I'm not really.. Sure..
>>3458093
It's not, though.
I'm not sure what phones look like where you come from, but this is a totally normal phone.
>>3458118
Woah! What the heck!?
>>3458087
>someone finally doing Lucas Blight
God bless you anon.
>>3458118
Hee-ho.
>>3458118
See ya nerds.
>>3458118
>
>>3458125
It's definitely a compliment, and don't act like you don't know either. Dressing up like that and all.
>>3458118
G-Getting married? I'm not ready!
>>3458118
Did it honestly take that many people to kill me?
Even a rock would take me out...
>If dubs everyone gets pushed into the ocean
>>3458118
More sacred vows to be violated by temptation.
>>3458125
Bitch, you're holding an amphibian to your ear. A phone is a device used to talk to people.
>>3458118
Tch!
>Balls up the note and toss it behind him.
I'm going to find that bastard that wrote that note, and make him squeal like the pig he is!
>>3458126
>Ya missed the debut man. That was fun.
>>3458147
>>3458118
Since you're a priestess, can't you annul it?
let HG dies already
>>3458118
A useless pile of junk and machinery is what you are.
>>3458148
No I just needed them to rip and ground your body into pieces so that we can see what wonders those shitty metals of yours do for the land.
>>3458145
Well I've never really considered it.
I kinda just wear these clothes 'cause they're comfy.
>>3458161
I don't really get what you're sayin'.
This is a perfectly normal phone.
I use it to call my boss.
>>3458115
I was always more of a horror movie kind of person...but I can settle with Kung-fu flicks.
Variety is the slice of life after all.
>>3458118
>Huge crater appears after impact
>Stands up like nothing happened
Now's my turn right? Oh wait, this means I lost...tch.
>>3458177
Tight jeans, comfy? Please, you could at least come up with a better excuse. We both know what you're advertising.
>>3458170
I guess I can do that
>>3458118
>>3458173
no deal.
>>3458174
That sounds more like it....
>>3458178
Dress appropiately, as in - Lazy Sunday - outfit. Meet you in an hour.
>>3458177
Is your boss the frog by any chance?
>>3458200
>>3458118
Come on! Are you going to tag with me or not!? Absolutely useless.
>>3458200
I'm going to bed now, just shut up.
Who will save HG?
>>3458124
Why would you get in my way like that Anonymous? Were you hired to sabotage my plans?
>>3458200
Fuck
>>3458200
...That's just unnecessary
>>3458205
Can do...I'll go check to see if I have any casual clothes...
>>3458200
The stars look so nice tonight.
>>3458200
Zlatan-kun...
>>3458200
Rules rules rules
We tempt sinners into breaking them, force them to feel our pain, break them like how I will break you.
>>3458200
...Did I gave you permission to stare at me? Well! DID I!?
>>3458200
At least it's not me.
>>3458196
Must be only you, 'cause I've got no idea what you're talkin' about.
>>3458206
What frog?
There is no frog!
>>3458213
Nothing, too many different people.
>>3458200
You better not try and steal my chocolate again you useless cat, or I'll sick hundred knight on your ass again.
>>3458222
Or wear whatever the fuck you feel like. Aslong you don't spike my drink and rape me.
>>3458198
Then again, I don't think the marriages in the games count for...well, anything at all.
>>3458200
>She hums what sounds like a lullaby to herself
>>3458215
Maybe I don't like Shipgirls?
>>3458234
And baring that delicious midriff! You're practically begging for a cock to worship.
>>3458200
You should be eliminated at once, you're too dangerous for this world.
>>3458234
Are you using an ice cream cone now!?
>>3458239
Anon please, I have better manners then that, I don't do date rapes, that's against the rururules after all.
>>3458249
A-Alright, this is gettin' kinda weird, I'm gonna go.. Over.. Somewhere else..
>>3458253
No! It's just my phone!
What're you even talkin' about?
>>3458204
Don't get down on yourself, little buddy. We're all machines, it's just that some are squishier than others, some brittle, some made of magnets (like me), and we all have a brain.
>>3458254
Glad we are on the same page there. I heard the rumours about you and your sister.