A temporary "HG Thread" Set in Phyrexia.
....Dont touch the metal
>>3449901
FIRST FOR LET'S CHANGE THE SETTING BECAUSE THIS PLACE SUCKS!
How come we can't touch the metal?
>>3455847
It can be but everything becomes much more better when I see you
>>3455857
I didn't even saw I was check...
Man, this game is a disaster, but I'll fight till the end.
Pawn in D3
>>3449901
What's Phyrexia?
...And lemme guess, the metal doesn't like bein' touched.
>>3449901
>Plays a Plains
>>3455869
Adam...!
>>3449901
>Touches furiously
>>3455876
I-I mean when I see all of you, of course...
>>3455880
What, are there parts you see more than others?
>>3449901
>Floats high up in the bastion.
The metal here corrupts all, that's why. If you want to end up a robo-zombie, be my guest.
>masturbates
>>3455872
I forgot to say check as well, so my fault.
Speaking of which, check.
Well, to save some time, this check led to two forced moves and mate. I will post the game moves for you to study as well. Good game! I await our next match eagerly.
>>3455890
Y-yeah, like you, Mokou and ...
That's pretty much just the two of you
>>3455897
It would be cool yes.
I learned very much from this match. I'll not understimated my opponent next time with a scholar'mate and I'll dispatch my pieces right from the start.
Also, you made want to play chess again, it was a long time. Thanks!
>A glass window is shattered with a can full of beer.
>You can hear engine noises revving up
Otherworld games?
>>3455904
You are welcome, and have a nice day!
>>3455901
How's Mokou been lately?
>>3455912
Bill you want rascal is that you?
>cracks open the can
>>3455924
Very good, she even hosted a game yesterday. She's close to perfection, isn't she ?
>>3455894
And it's things like that that make me glad I can just walk 'round on my crystals if need be.
>>3455912
...Gee. That was nice.
>>3455924
Thanks for opening Stone Cold's beer for him, sugartits.
>Grabs his beer back while passing Sunset on his quad
>>3455914
I don't see why not.
>>3455929
She's a total babe, and sharp too. You really lucked out.
>>3455924
Auto correct you think you help but you just fucking dont.
>>3455935
It's ten in the morning you drunk.
>>3455950
I couldn't be with someone better, she fascinates me everytime
>>3455914
Any world is better than the Phyrexian plane
>>3455914
I mean...if that's an offer.
>>3455970
You guys going to the dance thing?
>>3455997
Of course, I expect to see you there
>>3455896
>Watches
>>3455914
Why not? It's something better than all this useless shit going on.
>>3456010
>gropes
>>3456004
Yeah.... I'm having trouble finding a dress though
>>3456010
>>3456012
>notices ears, gulps
R-right away!
>>3449918
Agreed. There is no tavern in sight.
>You hear the noises of a huge battleship rattling.
>>3456023
You don't need one, you're beautiful enough dressed as usual
>>3456033
>throws brick
Let it happen!!
24 brave tributes...come foward for the Truals!
>>3456033
Swp?
>>3456033
What in the gods' names is that...?
>>3456033
I live in the center of a fucking continent. That doesn't make sense.
>>3456040
Riggin' Kerag
>dw i won't.
>>3456040
Rave Horse
>>3456040
Aussa the Earth Charmer
>>3456040
Serenity
>>3456040
Asuka
>>3456040
Shalashaska
>>3456040
Dat Boi
>>3456040
Metallia and The Hundred Knight
>Female
If the full name doesn't fit just drop the little guys name from it. He isn't important anyways.
>>3456040
Misato
>>3456033
Are they supposed to sound so.... Rustic?
>>3456036
...Thanks, but c'mon it's a formal thing. It's fun to get fancied up every once in a while.
>>3456040
Kneesocks
>>3456040
Artorias
>>3456040
Zulf
>>3456040
Sanae Kochiya
>>3456040
Good taste in anime
>>3456040
Tech Sergeant Sunset
>>3456040
The Crimson Demon
>>3456040
Canada Dry
>>3456040
Generic Harem Protagonist
>>3456040
The Player
>>3456040
Mammary Glands
>>3456040
D.Va
>>3456033
?
>>3456060
I'm sure you'll find one
>>3456040
Dancin fox
>>3456040
Lord Beerus
>>3456061
(Good luck!)
>>3456056
>smiles
Don't worry, your little friend fits in as well.
>>3456040
WRRRRRY
>>3456065
Hey Zulf. What did Caelondia look like before the calamity?
>>3456040
Sakaki Yumiko
Roster check!
>Thanks Aikawa for fixing.
>>3456089
Do you guys ever have dances at Mother Base?
>>3456113
Looks fine. Get this show on the road.
>>3456101
It was. Beautiful. Like a modern city that was still going through the days of what you would call the wild west, or maybe the industrial revolution.
>>3456113
Pretty good, let's begin !
>>3456117
N-no, this is why I moved out with Mokou, I was tired of waking up and seeing men everywhere
>>3456113
Er, fine by me.
>Tfw one off from a Yugioh district
>>3456113
Why is there a piece of metal on my team?
>>3456096
Thanks. You too.
>>3456113
Looks good.
>>3455737
Yamato: probably the protag that managed to turn a lot of stuff into a comedic relief and just fun to have around. One of the best male avatars imho.
Abel: the shenanigans with Tenryuu were fun and Abel was fun to interact with.
I don't remember the name, sorry: good character from the interactions I had. Forgetful character with the no luck thing but yet another protag you managed to turn into fun without the generic protag vibe surrounding it.
>>3456113
Looks good, lets move.
>>3456126
>I was tired of waking up and seeing men everywhere
No you weren't, cocksucker.
>>3456113
Let's get starte~
>shouts
ARGH! HE IS SO SCARY!
Lenny the Unswappable
>>3456123
Pretty amazing i can imagine. You lived with anyone back then?
>>3456143
>>3456126
Pff yeah okay that's a legitimate complaint. Seems the atmosphere is different there than it was in Costa Rica.
>>3456143
Boo~
>>3456145
Well played-
>>3456138
S-shut up !
>>3456148
Yeah and I'm tired of fighting, I just want to rest in a little house with Mokou and help her.
>>3456151
Link, did you hear that!? I'm scared
>>3456154
DON'T YOU LOVE ME ANYMORE, YOU FUCK?
>>3456143
I've got a bad feelin' about this'un.
>>3456159
I do ! That's why I'm telling you to shut up, honey
>>3456154
I hear she's quite the cook. Learnin' anything new in the kitchen?
>>3456143
A land were all the dangers to the soul somehow manage to co-exist.
I will need to be careful where I step here.
>>3456146
Yes. My fiance. I had planned to continue my pilgramage to teach more places the ways of the pantheon, in the hopes to one day end these prejudices but then I met her. I wont speak any more about it if you mind.
>>3456143
>entertains
Come over here, my scales are so......soft?
>>3456166
I'm not really good at cooking, I just hunt the preys !
>>3456165
>>3456165
So now you are cheating on Mokou with me? You fucking cocksucking shitface
>Calls Mokou
>>3456172
Did I do something wrong?
>>3456172
(Dead already! Use that demon armor, Link!)
When's your birthday, HG?
>>3456165
>>3456176
>gets suprised
You are with Mokou, brother?
>>3456185
December the 2nd
>>3456172
OH GODS-
>>3456185
(Late March)
>>3456172
Rest is what you need. Misato fetch me the crate of black tonic will you?
>>3456185
>28th this month
>>3456172
Lay my wings across my chest.
>>3456174
That must be heaven.
>>3456171
Fair enough. But just remember. The memories of the past can be a treasure. Don't forget about them
>>3456185
May 21st, not like it matters, its already passed.
>>3456185
December 27.
>>3456185
Sept. 17.
>>3456172
Just shut up already and I'll think of what that stupid spell was.
>>3456177
D-don't...
>>3456186
Yes I am
>>3456198
You should buy a house next to ours with Spike
>>3456185
August 23rd
>>3456185
November 7
>>3456172
I think i just crushed him.
>>3456185
July 30th.
>Lurking coffeeman going heading out for groceries
>>3456211
>Sips coffee
>>3456185
>Today
>>3456207
We need someone to die so we can escape !
>>3456204
Oh, i hope you are both happy.
>smiles
>>3456207
I'M ONE OF YOU, YOU IDIOTS, WHY ARE YOU CHASING MEEE?!
>>3456207
Kneesocks your plan to lead them ended horribly! I don't think your brothers care much about class!
>>3456217
hppy barthday
>>3456217
Happy birthday.
>gropes ass
>>3456224
I CAN TELL! I SWEAR IT WAS SUPPOSED TO END DIFFERENTLY!
THIS WASN'T SUPPOSED TO HAPPEN!
>>3456217
Happy Birthday
>Rubs tumtum
>Kissu
>>3456206
That's 1 day before mine
>>3456207
Just beat the crap out of them already hundred knight.
>>3456185
October
>>3456217
Happy birthday you useless bitch.
>>3456207
Time to hunt....and Ocelot you bad boy.
>>3456217
Happy birthday!
>>3456217
>Happy Birthday!
>>3456219
More than happy !
>>3456217
Happy birthday !
>>3456244
I don't want it to be angry
>>3456244
Just take that thing and pour it down their throats hundred knight. I'm sure it'll make them feel better eventually.
>>3456244
Ha...I can't believe that actually worked...SEE YOU IN HELL!
>>3456217
Happy Birthday sweetie! Got plans?
>>3456204
That sounds lovely actually. How's the area?
>>3456217
Happy birthday bud
>>3456265
Not really outta nowhere since you all are useless sacks of shit anyways.
>>3456264
It's in Gensokyo sooo, youkais trying to eat humans and Shrine Maidens trying to kill youkais
>>3456265
(Happy birthday)
>corrupts to ERP
>>3456244
Damn theese supplies!!!
>throws orange
>I really should add like +50 fatal events, so it would be more deaths?
>>3456284
>purifies
>>3456244
>>3456278
Uhuh. And what makes ya assume that?
>>3456264
Not really. Not really got the means to do much of anything special, anyways, but thanks.
>>3456271
>Again, thanks.
>>3456284
>Thanks
>Remains unaffected.
>>3456287
>You'd still have the same rate of deaths, just more variety in them.
>>3456287
WHY DOES EVERYTHING FROM MY REALM WANT ME DEAD?!
WHAT DID I DO TO DESERVE THIS!
>>3456279
Sounds like a free-fire zone.
>>3456287
>I don't think one should ever stop updating their code to be completely honest with you
>>3456290
(You win this round, but I'll get you next time, Gadget, next time!)
>>3456287
>I really should add like +50 fatal events, so it would be more deaths?
No, but the deaths would have more variety.
>>3456287
>>3456305
Actually thoose are my brethren....sorry.
>slowly walks away
>>3456302
>Then why the classic games are so violent? They have like +30 fatal events, i tought that is the reason.
>>3456313
>sadface
>>3456310
I've run out of ideas.
>>3456302
Cause your all but a bunch of useless pieces of shit that can't do a simple damn thing right anyways. You all just spew a bunch of shit from your mouth.
>>3456310
It's kind of hard to find your way in though.
>>3456329
>I've run out of ideas.
I know that fucking feel. Writer's block is a bitch.
>>3456330
>Your all
>>3456287
The player is rude, Metallia did something very stupid aaaand...I think someone's watching.
>>3456302
Happy birthday Aussa
>>3456329
In that case...please control your hell beasts.
>>3456338
Also, when i have some ideas i just turn into a lazy fat hydra and doesn't write them down.
>>3456347
I can't, my kind are violent and bloodthirsty, only i and a few are capeable to talk or to think, normally.
>>3456355
KYS
>>3456355
kys
>>3456358
Ah...I guess I'll keep that in mind then.
>>3456330
And who's this "All" you're lumpin' me in with?
>>3456346
Once more, thanks. Yesh, wasn't expectin' this much....
>>3456329
>Pretty sure it's just coincidence, myself.
>Yes this is Aussa
>>3456345
Oh the memories...
>>3456367
You are small and swift! You can dodge him, they are blinded by their rage, you can outtrick them easily.
>>3456383
Drink bleach?
>>3456386
But i can make disinfected water from bleach in subnautica.
>>3456369
Just about every last one of you filthy schmucks here.
>>3456383
>Go jump in a bath tub with a toaster
>>3456383
Play in traffic
This realm is wretched. We should not be here.
>>3456386
Nah, I was thinking something less along the lines of what a 6th grader would say.
>>3456379
I don't dislike lolis but....
>>3456400
Why do you think?
>>3456346
>pokes tit
>>3456402
>6th grader
I don't know where you went to middle school, but they are not that edgy.
>>3456400
Feels...Homey to me, probably because I'm a demon...
>>3456408
...O-Ohoho...th-that's not good...goodbye cruel woooorld...
>>3456394
Uhuh. What makes ya think that, lady?
>>3456408
Phyrexia is the well of evil, it is the festering wound in the multiverse.
>>3456413
The demons of our world hesitate to enter this realm.
>>3456408
Good good. Just go fetch me a flame frog egg, some tragedy extract, and... what else was needed for the stupid potion.
>>3456417
I've already told you. Cause your all useless.
>>3456428
>Go get fisted by izaya's father
>>3456408
No, i don't like to eat from it.
>holds back himself.
My kin again! Bloodthirsty beasts!
>>3456413
You are just hurt, not badly tho.
>>3456433
Really? I feel quite comfortable, are you sure you're not just generalizing?
>>3456439
Ah...Thank goodness, It'd be a shame if I was out in my own element.
>>3456428
Fondle a cobra
Squat on a cactus
Inhale asbestos
I'm gonna take a nap I think. Have a great day you guys.
>>3456434
You really haven't got any proof 'ta that. 'Sides, use is a case-'ta-case thing, and not needed anyhow.
>>3456439
FEAST!
>>3456449
Do what you must. Stay clear of the glistening oil.
>>3456463
>joins
>>3456463
See ya later Sunny !
Gotta go too, see ya guys
>>3456466
Only a fool would dare go to a feast.
>>3456468
Of course, I may not be familiar with this realm...yet, but i know danger when I see it.
>>3456466
>goes berserk
>>3456463
Take care, and sleep well.
>>3456433
Well of evil? I would point into different direction.
Mornin'!
>>3456463
Seeya 'round.
>>3456502
Then you are mistaken.
>>3456507
Hey...a.
>I feel kinda bad that I'll practically never use some of my images
>>3456517
Oh hi, uh, Aussa, right?
I been gone for a while, but I didn't forget ya!
>Same. Doppio has so many "mental breakdown" images that're great but I'll probably only use them once.
>>3456502
Do i really rigging this?
>>3456510
We all have different fears i'm afraid, if we look at like this, nobody is mistaken.
eggman-kun is tricky
>>3456530
Phew.
>suddenly groans
Ah....Argh~
F me....
>>3456549
And we have our winner!!
>>3456561
o shit waddup
>>3456528
>Moreso with fanservice for me.
Yep, right you are, there....I don't forget so either, either.
>>3456561
>>3456549
Congrats, Kneesocks! An' thanks for havin' us!
>>3456561
Thanks for game
>>3456569
>>3456528
>So easy
>Whoops
>>3456569
>>3456561
Dear Demon! Yes again a Demon, i wasn't expected demons among the Ascended but you are here!
You've survived the Trials, we'll gladly welcome you again!
Embrace the Otherworld's presence as it surrounds you, as you do with your victory!
Congrats!
>>3456569
>Still griping with fanservice, huh? You haven't changed a bit
So what's up? What've ya been up to?
>>3456585
Leadahboardz!
Thanks for practicipating!
>>3456561
Good game, Kneesocks.
Thanks for hosting.
>>3456588
Of course I'd win, I'd expect nothing less from myself.
Thank you for hosting.
>>3456585
Congratulations
>>3456588
and thank for hosting
>>3456597
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dsP5R1EILac
>>3456584
>Calm down DK
>>3456587
>Pretty much.
Studyin', studyin', and more studyin'.
>>3456616
that's a big dino
>>3456614
>>3456616
>>3456624
UUUU
>>3456624
U U
U U
>>3456616
Oh yeah, y'got your earth magic or whatever it was.
Ever take a break an' just relax?
>>3456624
Formica
>>3456624
>For the love of god
>>3456640
I'm stuck here, so I might as well keep improvin', y'know?
>>3456657
That's a big...marmot?
YUNGOOS
>when the writer's block lifts and you're churning out events left and right
Awww yeee.
>>3456657
Yeah, I feel ya. That's why boss brought me back here, 'cause I gotta get stronger if I'm gonna be his right-hand man.
Hey, uh.. You're not still mad at me, are ya? For boss killin' your friend?
>>3456671
L-Link?
>>3456671
>tfw you finally start playing a character again
>tfw you feel like you're dong them worse then you originally where
This is the worst feeling.
>>3456688
>haven't used the avatar i consider my main for 5 months now
>still consider it my main
>when you wake up and don't want to die for the first time in months
>>3456671
>I wish I could get in the zone like that
>>3456688
>Part of the reason why I've grown even more distant from Lambda
>>3456674
...A bit. Even if I shouldn't be.
>>3456695
>People still refer me by the name of an ava I havent used properly for almost a year.
>>3456695
>tfw try to change mains
>nobody calls me by the new name and keeps referring to me by my deadest ava
>>3456710
Alright Spider-Nigger
>>3456721
>No, the other one who was a fucking mistake, nigger.
>>3456706
..Sorry...
PIKIPEK
>>3456738
Ramsey
>>3456738
Seamus?
>>3456738
>Calm down, Bamsay Rolton.
>>3456714
>tfw you change mains
>tfw it works fantastically and your new main is a hit
>>3456738
Seamen?
>>3456710
Why though?
>>3456714
>Not being able to make a secret avatar without revealing your mains
>>3456749
Luv you Roger.
>smooches